Believe me, it happens. One time, one of my friends brought over a model Walther P22 to my house. And it had a decepticon logo on it to keep me guessing. I legit whispered "all hail Megatron" at it to see if it really was him. I was 19 at the time 💀.
Fun fact, with the exception of a few small "tie ins" with other official hasbro shows/movies, Kiss Players was the LAST thing Japan was allowed to properly work on with Transformers... and I can see why.
On the topic of these- 8:40 I’m surprised no body has thought of making Starscream high heels! Like the ones he had in Prime! I would pay so much for them and I don’t even wear heels!
Something tells me Knockout would be flattered if he saw himself on a body pillow (At least a transformer sized one anyway). And Blackarachina would be repulsed. XDDDD
This reminds me of those videos of where someone would describe how they'd live in a world only using merch from a specific franchise, like Marvel and Eva, someone should definitely do one for Transformers
The most f8cked up thing about Kiss Players? it actually incorporates some important elements into the Transformers lore, and even lays the groundwork for certain character's personalities. Oh, and fun fact, Age of Extinction is somehow, basically a coherent revisitation of the plot of Kiss Players; Now the Rome and Juliet law scene makes a lot more sense.
also one character was originaly going to be elementary xchool aged but takara said no to that. why? not because of the suggestive nature but because they cant legally drive
@@KilosFoxo if there was an emoji or expression of words available to describe the visible distress that im feeling right now, I would like that please
I was recently given a Ravage figure that turned into a jump drive (given by a friend's dad bc he too is a robot enthusiast), hands down one of my favorite gifts, now I can just whip out that lil guy and use him for my work, sure it isn't professional and he looks a lil goofy but I love it! on the note of Kiss Players, it holds the genre of magical girl... which is in the same category of Sailor Moon (good luck getting that info out of ur head). Also Atari (the girl with the glasses) has sever car sickness but is oftentimes in a car.....
I have the Ravage USB, and I've got a fair bit of use out of it. I use it to back up all my word processor and picture files on my PC, and can never resist saying "Ravage:eject. Operation:backup." in Soundwave's voice when I do.
I came here because I actually have the Soundwave body pillow cover. It’s super nice and I love him(it’s double sided). I also got the mini Soundwave keychain for my Soundwave Itabag(also got it from Etsy, but she has her own site now). I ordered so many Soundwave items for that bag. Plus I got the Soundwave Modern Icons helmet. Can you tell I’m in love with Soundwave yet?
16:00 What's worse is that the Transformers themseleves were really good, using binaltech engineering, with some refreshing redecos like hot-rod (that apparently came in the most unhinged set)
About the shoes at 7:47; by chance I'd just watched an Elita-1 retrospective, and she apparently went through a "pink Starscream"-phase, so that might be her. Tried to look it up myself, but it seems there is a shoe brand or company named Elita, so good luck finding any info if that is her.
Those body pillows are actually a godsend if you have trouble sleeping on your side. Tough finding a cover for them that isn't plastered with weeb porn, but incredibly useful nonetheless.
Oh man The King I remembered that the moment you showed it. I cant believe the memories of grief I had that I wanted a toy of that design so bad. I am sure I was insufferable. I loved the grill armor covers and the predominantly grey pallet. Wow that's such an odd thing for little me to get so up in arms over.
Been into anime since Robotech (AKA Macross) and stuff like Voltron/Star Blazers back in the 80's and trust me you don't know weird until you get the Japanese to cut loose...I'm not sure if I learned this via my enjoyment of anime or I just was traumatized by some of the weird and kinky crap I've seen. 'Tis fun though 🤣
I'm surprised he didn't mention the Autobot and Decepticon insignia earrings when talking about jewelery, I have the Autobot ones myself, and they look pretty good
*I love how there is so many bayverse merch it is sure to make any G1 manbaby cope and have a tantrum about it on the internet because they saw their mom buy Bayverse Optimus bodywash for them*
No mention of the Gillette razors from I believe it was the last knight but it could have been age of extinction. I actually still use mine just because of the fact it can take the current cartridges
13:45 correct me if im wrong but that looks like a boxing balloon basically you'd get these blow them up wnd your kid would just wail on them kinda weird looking back on
16:47 We did, and the most known one is rotb mask changer which is a figure that turns into a wearable mask. There are 2 of them (Optimus primal and bumblebee) with Optimus prime being added thanks to tf:one release
10:12 ah yes my trusty autobot bellybutton piercing, which when worn on the bellybutton either forces the autobot logo to stare right into my bellybutton or just upwards
Seeing this reminded me of a car I seen on the weekend when I was grocery shopping with my parents someone had a Decepticon logo on their car I wasn't sure if it was a Decepticon logo until I got a closer look as my parents were driving by
we now have autosausage, we need deceptibacon
Turkey bacon?
Optimus Sausage and Megabacon.
@@aydinanuar8807 Sausagus Prime and Megabacon
@@hernehaugen6878 perfect
Decepticorn.
I remember seeing a car with Autobot stickers in our neighborhood once and waiting for the car to transform for a week until I gave up.
It didn't transform cuz you were waching duh..
Believe me, it happens. One time, one of my friends brought over a model Walther P22 to my house. And it had a decepticon logo on it to keep me guessing. I legit whispered "all hail Megatron" at it to see if it really was him. I was 19 at the time 💀.
@@cristinagomez3283 Honestly i would've too; that's amazing
My mum once brought autobot logos and put it on the car
I’ve done the same thing
Fun fact, with the exception of a few small "tie ins" with other official hasbro shows/movies, Kiss Players was the LAST thing Japan was allowed to properly work on with Transformers... and I can see why.
We do not speak of the forbidden continuity
what the actual fuck were they thinking with that 💀
I want those figures to place them in the corner of ridicule....just the figures I'm not interested in manga or deep lore😂
feel like knock out would be the type of guy to have a body pillow of himself just lying around so he can admire himself even more
Admire that paint job lol
I hate how this could be an actual scenario
Breakdown would be jealous
@@ChillyGn314 i Hate shipping
@@vsauceaboveall Okay
On the topic of these- 8:40
I’m surprised no body has thought of making Starscream high heels! Like the ones he had in Prime! I would pay so much for them and I don’t even wear heels!
Dude yeeees! Sassy 👠
I AGREE
Maybe the G1 heels are simpler
Slay the runway like he slayed Cliffjumper!
@@preciousgem9127 OMG YES! 💀
Thats perfect!
I arrive for the Decepticon Femboy pillows and left whit Bongbumbee, truly great content
100%, Knock Out was looking like a hot femboy on that pillow
The Airazor and Blackarachnia ones 😈
Bonglebee
@@EatLeadClankers wish I was him
TFP Knockout being on a body pillow makes too much sense
Fr
it’s something Knockout would approve of
One day I was walking in the store, and there was a sort of body pillow, like a life sized stuffed bear, but as optimus prime.
REALLLLL!!!!!
Knockout on a bidy pillow actually seems to fit his character
Something tells me Knockout would be flattered if he saw himself on a body pillow (At least a transformer sized one anyway). And Blackarachina would be repulsed. XDDDD
Knowing Knockout, he'd want one of Breakdown and Blackarachina would be trying to keep it away from Silverbolt lol
'Repulsed' 😂🤣🤣
Honestly…..
That Knock Out body pillow is on my wishlist. I’m not usually into TFs, but…. Fuck that’s hot.
@@EatLeadClankersGet it together, Diver
13:53 POV: Optimus is asking you out to prom, do you accept?
no
I will think about it
Idk he seems nice
I will combust, I feel that would be ILLEGAL 😊
FUCK YEAH
Imagine working at a 7-Eleven or someplace like that, and someone in a Bumblebee ski maskcomes in and robs you
the most replayed part of this video being the body pillow section 💀
One of my neighbors drives a taxi and has the Decepticon logo on the hub caps
When I first heard you name drop “Kiss Players”, an audible croak of “Nooooooo…” left my mouth as the flashbacks began.
Ive never really been interested in transformers but since watching these videos for like a week im now pretty interested
Honestly man its acutally really cool
This reminds me of those videos of where someone would describe how they'd live in a world only using merch from a specific franchise, like Marvel and Eva, someone should definitely do one for Transformers
Red Bard
Hmmmmmm, this? ua-cam.com/video/_0Qr9rztRw4/v-deo.html
@@yumahummus5033 exactamundo
The most f8cked up thing about Kiss Players? it actually incorporates some important elements into the Transformers lore, and even lays the groundwork for certain character's personalities.
Oh, and fun fact, Age of Extinction is somehow, basically a coherent revisitation of the plot of Kiss Players; Now the Rome and Juliet law scene makes a lot more sense.
Wait, what the fuck
What!!?
Could you perhaps elaborate more on this
What.
also one character was originaly going to be elementary xchool aged but takara said no to that.
why? not because of the suggestive nature but because they cant legally drive
@@KilosFoxo if there was an emoji or expression of words available to describe the visible distress that im feeling right now, I would like that please
I'm surprised there aren't alot of arcee body pillows
In fact very good question
Who needs Arcee when you have Knockout?
The bigger question is can we hit them with that
Who's character that has more body pillows of himself/herself?
They got quark and rung before they got arcee, dang
Transformers body pillows...if they have ironhide, jazz and sideswipe its a wrap
They probably do
I’ll take a TFP Knockout.
They have everyone sadly
@@squidfly6_editss That can't be possible No way they have a random character like say I Amalgamous prime
And Trailbreaker
The comment section has become just a confession zone for people and what characters they'd buy body pillows of, gotta love this internet
16:40 Wheeljack jumpscare
”you can smell like a autobot too!“ probably smells like rust or something
At this point I'm just waiting for the isekai truck dakimakura (lewd body pillow). This is the closest I've seen so far.
We need a Truck-kun Transformer toy, like now.
15:00
The second i saw this figure, the death began whistling
Fucking knew that knockout would be a kinky pillow
I was recently given a Ravage figure that turned into a jump drive (given by a friend's dad bc he too is a robot enthusiast), hands down one of my favorite gifts, now I can just whip out that lil guy and use him for my work, sure it isn't professional and he looks a lil goofy but I love it!
on the note of Kiss Players, it holds the genre of magical girl... which is in the same category of Sailor Moon (good luck getting that info out of ur head). Also Atari (the girl with the glasses) has sever car sickness but is oftentimes in a car.....
As a little kid I bought a Transformers Bayverse wallet off the back of a magazine
Missed opportunity to make an Astrotrain ash tray and call it Ashtrotray.
Not even shockwave could escape this apocalypse 💀 13:23
I owned a slumblebee as a child that really brought back memories
I still have my Optimus jacket. Had a Starscream one until my eldest son Unicron’d it.
And I now want Mirage and Starscream body pillows…
OH NO I BOUGHT A KISS PLAYERS CONVOY WITHOUT MINI ON EBAY ONCE...
I DREAD TO THINK WHAT THE FIRST OWNER DID WITH THE LITTLE MINIATURE GIRL...
Pray you never find out
2:33 There's a bar in town near me that has these on the wall. Pretty damn cool
I once heard of a USB drive that Transformed into Ravage. The wild thing is that you COULD also store data on it.
Yes, but it was fragile, I heard, so I just bought the Megatron one 😁
I have the Ravage USB, and I've got a fair bit of use out of it. I use it to back up all my word processor and picture files on my PC, and can never resist saying "Ravage:eject. Operation:backup." in Soundwave's voice when I do.
@@minimalbstolerance8113 where i can buy it?
oooooooh oh my gosh the thumbnail alone was enough to tell me how the video is going to go and I’m for it lol
Oh god, it never fails. Every year or so I am reminded that kiss players exists and I have to put my MP Skywarp up for a few weeks out of shame.
transformers jewellery for your car makes sense... where do i get a decepticon logo for my car
I came here because I actually have the Soundwave body pillow cover. It’s super nice and I love him(it’s double sided). I also got the mini Soundwave keychain for my Soundwave Itabag(also got it from Etsy, but she has her own site now). I ordered so many Soundwave items for that bag. Plus I got the Soundwave Modern Icons helmet. Can you tell I’m in love with Soundwave yet?
As a fellow Soundwave aficionado, I respect this.
@@Soundwave._ same here
13:24 LORD FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT IM ABOUT TO DO
You are such a perpendicular specimen even unicron refuses to eat
Seek help….. or repent
Seeing those body pillows physically made my eyes hurt
Yeah I was dying from cringe like wtf 💀
Awooga
15:02 we don't talk about the kiss players...
16:00
What's worse is that the Transformers themseleves were really good, using binaltech engineering, with some refreshing redecos like hot-rod (that apparently came in the most unhinged set)
12:24 I have Slumblebee cute little plushie
About the shoes at 7:47; by chance I'd just watched an Elita-1 retrospective, and she apparently went through a "pink Starscream"-phase, so that might be her. Tried to look it up myself, but it seems there is a shoe brand or company named Elita, so good luck finding any info if that is her.
The Spaceballs quote will forever be relevant...
Those body pillows are actually a godsend if you have trouble sleeping on your side. Tough finding a cover for them that isn't plastered with weeb porn, but incredibly useful nonetheless.
Normal pillows have entered the chat
I agree I have a plaid one that doesnt make my back hurt
I have a plain white one that is super fuzzy and I really like it.
We call them bolsters where I'm from, maybe you can use that term to find covers
I had the Optimus fishing rod, it did work pretty well. (For a kid)
Also had the play shave kit.
4:24 STOP I WANT THE BUMBLEBEE ONE SM
Transformers fandom is hell on earth
Or cybertron...
Community
Oh man The King I remembered that the moment you showed it. I cant believe the memories of grief I had that I wanted a toy of that design so bad. I am sure I was insufferable. I loved the grill armor covers and the predominantly grey pallet. Wow that's such an odd thing for little me to get so up in arms over.
I remember having a high score hundred growing up, it was neat
Bumblebee belly bong 😂😂😂😂 I'm to stoned for this shit
Surely those wedding rings have to be paired with vows that end,
“Now all are one. You may now combine with the bride.”
Been into anime since Robotech (AKA Macross) and stuff like Voltron/Star Blazers back in the 80's and trust me you don't know weird until you get the Japanese to cut loose...I'm not sure if I learned this via my enjoyment of anime or I just was traumatized by some of the weird and kinky crap I've seen.
'Tis fun though 🤣
4:32 That Type donut is called munchkins
5:28 the man needs a raise asap
6:43 STUDIO SERIES KING WHEN
There's no burger king transformer but there's coronation starscream.... just before Galvatron kills him. That crown didn't even get warm yet 👑🤕💀😂🤣
That knockout Makin me want to act up 😅
Ayo! Calm down!
Wait no- hes gotta point
Same
U got taste!
Man yall down bad for knock-out and I can understand
I'm surprised he didn't mention the Autobot and Decepticon insignia earrings when talking about jewelery, I have the Autobot ones myself, and they look pretty good
12:49 oh man why that in my eyes 🤦♂️😂
Wtf
I have the Knock Out body pillow... It has Breakdown on the back 😗
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Always loved blacknarachea's golden personality
You left out the ROTF big gummies that were short lived as they had traces of lead in them
13:19 no no no no no. Wait wait wait wait wait wait. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!
Lmao 😭
*I love how there is so many bayverse merch it is sure to make any G1 manbaby cope and have a tantrum about it on the internet because they saw their mom buy Bayverse Optimus bodywash for them*
Toxic much XD
The only bayverse character I absoslutely *cannot stand* design wise is Starscream. Dorrito on chicken legs just does nothing for me lol.
8:29 more than meets the eye.. 😂😂💀
Why did I go looking in my garage and find those bumblebee crocs.
No mention of the Gillette razors from I believe it was the last knight but it could have been age of extinction. I actually still use mine just because of the fact it can take the current cartridges
5:37: Funny thing is, there are Thomas the Tank Engine/Transformers hybrid bootleg toys (they also have bootleg hybrids of Thomas and the Megazord).
i used to have the bumblbee ski mask. it was the coolest thing that i had ever seen and id wear it at every chance i got.
Your criminal pronunciation of dakimakura aside, this is some of the funniest transformers content on youtube. excited for more
I had some knock off usb stick that transformed into ravage, it was flimsy but it worked and I thought was a neat idea
Ill take the bumblebong
13:45 correct me if im wrong but that looks like a boxing balloon basically you'd get these blow them up wnd your kid would just wail on them kinda weird looking back on
“HEY AUNT TAMMY” followed by the flat line… I thought that was hilarious
You already know I’m copping the Shockwave body pillow.
16:47
We did, and the most known one is rotb mask changer which is a figure that turns into a wearable mask.
There are 2 of them (Optimus primal and bumblebee) with Optimus prime being added thanks to tf:one release
4:09 I actually have Longview, or more accurately my uncle did and then gave him to me when I was a kid
12:25 I literally forgot I had the bumblebee one until now
I really hope the deceptissager is a real thing that would be hilarious
For Revenge of the Fallen M&Ms did a strawberry peanut butter flavor
(Sees the body pillows) Ok that does it screw you guys I’m going home this just got too weird
Man the guy in the grimlock suitmat 8:03 is like i dont get paid enough for this sh!t
lol you had me at the Blackarachnia body pillow 🤣
It's quite interesting... and fucking strange.
damn, those kiss players things, I remember watching a video of that years ago, without any censorship, that was repressed memory, until now...
I have a jazz ink stamp which is very strange
I recently saw a real actual Canon camera that transformed into an Optimus xD
The Minions were the worst, they were Everywhere.
7:12 Bernie Mac was the best. 😂
I need a new deception symbol for my car. My chrome one has turned black since I’ve had it so long 💀
7:45 if you look closely at their feet you can see that they are wearing their Nike alt mode. fun little detail
I wish the Vibratrons were real, just for the humor, there’s even a fleshlight one, which is very funny to me.
10:12 ah yes my trusty autobot bellybutton piercing, which when worn on the bellybutton either forces the autobot logo to stare right into my bellybutton or just upwards
i'm gonna need a link to where i can buy that knock out body pillow
Seeing this reminded me of a car I seen on the weekend when I was grocery shopping with my parents someone had a Decepticon logo on their car I wasn't sure if it was a Decepticon logo until I got a closer look as my parents were driving by
to add to the list, Transformers partnered up with Core Nutrition for protein powdered-themed containers that comes with a little prize inside
7:12 shut up and take my money
my dad dug up the original transformer happy meal toys in my backyard, the burger, fry, and ice cream ones
Watching this while using Megatron themed earphones. The case is so cool and the audio quality is actually pretty good!