Comedians Adam Yenser & Jessica Keenan
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Comedian Adam Yenser makes his ACS debut and they start the show by talking about doing clean comedy and his time working for Ellen DeGeneres. Also, comedian Jessica Keenan sits in to read the news and her & Ace compare their different styles of raising twins. Then they talk about how Adam went from working at Burger King to working for Conan O’Brien, and why Ace is pretty sure Conan doesn’t like him.
Next, Jessica reads the news including stories about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s failed promotion for the U.S. Army, the growing number of drivers under the influence of cannabis, Bill Maher predicting a Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce breakup, and the link between “ultra-processed” foods and Alzheimer’s disease.
They wrap the show by playing the newest ACS game, “Reddit Or Forget It!”, where we read hateful comments about Adam and everyone guesses whether it’s a real comment from Reddit or a fake one written by Joe.
For more with Adam Yenser:
WATCH: His Dry Bar special “Not Big Enough to Cancel”
INSTAGRAM: @AdamYenser
WEBSITE: AdamYenser.com
For more with Jessica Keenan:
WATCH: Her stand-up TV debut on The Tonight Show on August 14th
INSTAGRAM: @jkeenancomedy
WEBSITE: jkeenancomedy.com
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The reason service academies sports team aren't equal to other NCAA teams is because the military has height and weight standards that cadets and midshipman have to adhere to. In other words you can't be 6'3, 300lbs which is what every other team has fir their offensive and defensive lines. Just as an example, in the Army ( West Point) the tallest allowable height is 6'8. That sounds good however, the max weight is 247lbs. 6'8 and 247 might be OK fir basketball but that's a bean poke in football. Then as far as your backs and receivers go, those guys are recruited into colleges with NFL Dreams. They usually don't have the academic skills to get into ANY of the service academies.
Have to be smart and just a good all around person to get in too
WTF Adam? If you and guests are watching a video clip? Why would your producer not be showing it to your audience as well????
Definitely a pet peeve for me!! Too many podcasts do that without any consideration.
I think it's because they consider it a primarily audio based show. I also think the new producer is getting the hang of things. Adam has lost a ton of people over the last few years. Tons of legacy knowledge about producing the show has been lost probably. I think Dawson is the only one who's left who's been there since the beginning.
Sounds like I should have been a juggler for a living, goddamn!😂
I worked at Burger King for 1 week before they cut my hours down to 1 day a week. Didn`t show up that day. Not Taco Bell material? Not Burger King material. Get it on.
In 2 years we’ll all be chicks. Good. From Texas. Trump county. Bueno.
Adam is slowly morphing into Gilbert Godfrey.
Slowly!?!?
Ha! He is but a better version.
I said the same thing a few years ago...we think alike. He's also becoming Hank Hill's cousin. Hank and Mr. Burchum are related for sure.
Start starting to look like Swifty Lazar as well
Godfrey?
I remember in Navy boot camp (1972), they had something called service week just before graduation. It was non-stop galley work without much sleep. I always thought that was to give us incentive to excel. No disrespect to the people who worked in the galley, but they treated us badly. That's probably changed. When i ended up in charge, i was tough, but I was respectful. While on the subject of the military, I think it would be helpful to have a two year mandatory service. It made a huge difference in my life. Of course, they would have to get some old school back in there. No participation trophys.
Thanks buddy. Texas is so proud of you and those like y’all. My WW2 pacific TinCan medic 1922 - 2005. My Texas hero. He sold used cars for 55 years. Greatness generation. Love. Bueno. Fight. D Trump.
Love Adam C . He never has nothing to talk about . Always comes up with something to say. Love all his stories ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Love both Adams
Great guests, funny show👍👍
I'd say you're half right.
LMFAO Carolla - I love you so!!! The Ghost and Ms. Muir is badass!!! 🤣🥰
lolol I remember reading (and I think I replied to) that reddit comment about performing in ballsack Kansas.
I can't get enough Yenser
Tom Cruise would be the best recruiting aid for the military!😂
He does it for free. Navy pilots. Good. Bueno. Texas. DJT. JDV. Meemaw. 2024.
@@jimmyhenson2167 DJT beats Venn diagrams any day of the week & twice on Sunday.
Jim Backus was the voice of Mr Magoo
oh yeah!
And was the voice of “Western” Airlines. Not Eastern.
“The Only Way to Fly!”
And he played Joan Davis' husband on I married Joan.
it actually takes skill to do comedy without cussing and still be funny.
Problem with these Marijuana testing for nanograms is flawed. My dr told me I have so much in my system I couldnt pass less i quit for a week😳🤦♂️‼️ not to mention that someone has 0 tolerance is way different from an everyday smoker or consumer. The effects are wayyyy different. Therefore this isnt equal justice. It’s COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than alcohol!
Bills episode with the girl was the most painful hour in media 😂😂😂
As an identical twin boy, I HATED being dressed the same/same hair cut and not having my own identity growing up. Also it is impossibile to tell who is who as babies
Ha, But The Possible Advantages To Having A Twin, So Tempting To Explore.
Don't forget legend Jim Backus (Gilligan Island's “Mr. Howell”)played another dillusional old man in Mr. Magoo, a wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of sticky situations as a result of his nearsightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem.Don't ask me how i know .
He also played Joan Davis' husband on the TV series I Married Joan.
What a great pair to have on, brought some brightness out of Adam
leather shoes so the grease doesn't break down the rubber
Is yenser from Pittsburgh?? Or is that yinzer 😂😂
I thought he was going to give him the motorcycle. Guess not
Freeway sign suggestions...
5 Second Rule
Blinker Before
You Go
Blink Before
5 Seconds of
Signal
And of course
Turn Signal
Or
Ticket
I am a long time listener and used to give constructive criticism because I love the show. But the direction this show has gone lately has me entering the apathy stage. Never thought I would consider stop listening to the Aceman
I always love the comments on Adam’s show, so angry and out there 😂
@@vintageexcellence The truth is I’m not angry at all. I’m disappointed
I mean whats your gripe here🤷♂️. I also am a longtime listener. I dont see much change to Adam or what he produces. Also he is a comedian and half his shtick is making people feel stupid or upset with zero apologies. Likes why I like him. Straight shooting. No BullShite!
I mean whats your gripe here🤷♂️. I also am a longtime listener. I dont see much change to Adam or what he produces. Also he is a comedian and half his shtick is making people feel stupid or upset with zero apologies. Likes why I like him. Straight shooting. No BullShite!
@@SadisticPicker Everyone sees things from a different perspective. I have hypersensitivity like Adam, and pick up on things no one else does. My comment is neither wrong or right. It’s just my personal opinion
What Was That Trendy 80s Movie In Which #TaylorSwift Played The Teenage Nerd Boy? I Imagine One Would Be Considered Due To Hit An Illuminati Jackpot For Such A Performance.
No wonder Tom Cruise is jumping out of cliffs on a .motorcycle and doing his own stunts he has a death wish , after kisisng Rosie O'Donnell 😂😂
Ah, But Now We Know About The Masks....DID Cruise Perform All His Own Stunts Or Was It Memorex?
I bet they are so off about freeways in CA because once again they don’t have the right people working on freeway issues that we should like simple things like using your turn signal
I hope Gary ended up with that Mike’s Hard Lemonade Harley Davidson.
Actually, right before COVID hit, they had another league starting, and I watched a few games, and if you're a big football fan, it was not bad, actually. I would watch another league during the NFL downtime if it were sort of comparable.
Unless its Jiaong Summers,chicks fuck up the flow of this show
Thats not Jessica Keenan, thats my ex-girlfriend Rachelle Friedinelli.
Nevermind, this chick is much cooler than any ex-girlfriend I have. Shes so cool. I love her laugh. She is hella cute too. Perfect smile. Bring her back!
my chick’s daughter finally dressed her twins in different shirts after 4 years, drove me crazy but i dutifully kept my mouth shut
It's easier to identify them now. You don't like that?
We have had m.j. for 3 years and we still can't get it written yet. Al ROLL TIDE
I go insane when the comedian is “working new material” for the entire show if I have paid a lot for the ticket.
The shoes is that you don’t slip and fall
John Daly drinks beer & golfs.
#IMHO People In General Handle Themselves Better On THC Than Alcohol.
Literally conan and andy are partners.
Mr. Burchum is Hank Hill's cousin. Fun Fact.
Said this since I discovered it a few years ago: Dry Bar Comedy is THE best standup comedy platform going. It also turns out that when you cant' do sick-out jizz comedy or the trick of really embarrasing jerk-off talk - you need to do a little better. Adam is funnier now that he does less of that. I mean really better stuff, better craftsmanship at Dry Bar.
i like him and i think he's funny, but if your special is 23 minutes long, can you really call it a special? same with this trend of 30 minute specials lately
1:02:00
Guy sounds nothing like Duhnum 😆
first!
love the show
I sent you a email about the ad breaks.
Knock that shit off.
What happened to Chris? I've been watching most episodes, but apparently I missed the farewell.
Got a job at Yamaha
Pot smokers don't speed like drunk drivers. People drove high when it was illegal and it's no different now.
If you can drive high , you are smoking some trash bud .
Hi, yes they do but the reality is there is no world where we have potsmokers only and then the other people, those drinking people. For a decade I worked with Highway cops and in this particular province they had a series of legal twists (has to do with testing) but over and over and over again, the pot smokers is also drinking.
What they usually did was be well aware the driver was intoxicated by marijuana but instead go for the breathalyzer and alcohol 'bac' levels to get them off the road and charged.
I realize Reddit and the internet has told you that alcohol is like cocaine, it makes people violent, hyper, fast, rude and criminal. they wan to speeeeed yaaa VS Marijuana makes people 'cheech and chong' and they are actually more beautiful and graceful and peaceful and hehe.. they just drive mellow but wanna eat snacks. the munchiessss hah.
In real life, they routinely caught people high on weed and blasting way over speed limits, some are very aggressive, impulsive and fighty.
btw, even though, in real life a great number of impaired drivers are high on weed and alcohol (not the 'either/or' two distinct groups you imagined) but,
patrol will tell you one of THE absolute biggest giveaways to a drunk driver is.. driving too slow. lollygagging, being 'too chill', loafing along way below speed limits, taking corners way too slowly. This is a class sure sign they're about to find a sloppy limp alcohol impaired driver.
but keeping in mind, they will catch weed-only people speeding or too slow, they will catch alcohol-only people speeding or too slow.
One of the worst accidents was a car full of teenagers and a driver highly impaired on marijuana-only. He was doing the maximum speed limit for the road in ideal weather conditions. The problem is that there was a brutal storm coming off the ocean that was flipping trucks. The driver and the passengers, while in recovery and in retrospect, the ones that survived, the agreed they did feel the wind absolutely moving that car and the harsh sounds of wind shaking the windows BUT said they were so ripped and 'peaking' from wicked powerful weed they believe it was the weird wild high hitting them.. though none put it together or said anything until they were promptly blown off road and stopped by a massive tree.
@@LuckysMotorcycles I used to drive super slow but I could drive, now after 40 years I'm able to drive at normal speed.
Or you're a lightweight.@@LuckysMotorcycles
@@LuckysMotorcyclestrash bud is out of circulation really, unless you're a fool.
Smoking raises your visual perception.
Too many female guests - This show is sadly becoming the View. Time to unsubscribe.
I don’t care who Adam has as guests ……….. as long as it’s not Dawson
Cutie petuti chubclub loli😅
Why are people wearing a shower cap on their head and they will go anywhere is it popular??
People? You need to narrow it down a bit!!😂
High Doesn't Mean Impaired
No one cares about how you dress your twins? keep skipping..Carollas shows are really hit and miss .
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Fu and the UA-cam ads.
Nice Anti-Meat Propaganda. You Couldn't Even Pull Off An Incredulous #JoeRogan-Type Response? Hmmm.
I don’t like this chick
Even though Gina and Bald Brian had different political points of view, they made the structure of a show listenable. Many listeners had a beef with Gina , but now there's more blow back with all rhe listeners. As it always happens, people start acting their age, Adam is showing his age at time's.
I always said I would never work out in regular clothes. Now I'm 54 and work out in regular clothes. The aging thing gets us all. I do refuse to tuck my t shirts in with a skinny belt though. That's probably gonna happen someday too though
Brian was terrible. His departure was long overdue.
@@ForlornFreddy Loved Brian and miss Brian, but he thought he was the smartest in the room often thinking with California emotion.
@@ForlornFreddy your opinion is as valid as anyone else's
@@usernameisusername I'm 53, play guitar on the corner everyday for the last 5 yeare here in Tucson. I'm probably the exception to the rule.
Enough with the working-man hero schtick. Talk about how amazing it is to have FU money. That's what I want to hear.
can you interview local construction co owner, comedians are boring interviews
Theo dies that stuff on his pod
Yeah ive heard enough about venues and the process of writing comedy 😴
Chances are they would probably be more funny too
@@jjlpinctgood point, entertainment industry people self censor in many ways
Theo Vons pod is great when he interviews random people. Garbage man, lunch lady. They are very interesting