I’m Native American, and my WHOLE ENTIRE family takes all of these seriously!❤️🥹 Don’t forget to use a wash cloth and don’t be letting them pets all in the house too!😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Staying out of grown folks business, being inside before the streetlights come on, not opening the door for anyone, our barber/stylist, & taking the chicken out the freezer
Sat in my bosses office everyday after my overnight shift to wait out the 5 maximum days till they cut me my check in hand or else I was ratting to corporate. He asked me on the 4th day what I was gonna do if it got to day 5. I sent him the email I was gonna send to corporate with all the email addresses I “acquired” about my pay and I included the VP and CEO. Magically it was that same day I received a direct deposit when I left. 🙂
Ahaha it’s funny because as a ppl we are horrible with financial literacy and management. You would think if it was that important we would hold on to it longer… instead we giving it back to the white man and his mistresses hahaha
Literally, I see it every winter and I’m like where is the babies coat?! Also in the summer, like why is that baby wearing black leggings and a long sleeve shirt when it’s 95° outside?!
I remember it was freezing and snowing. I told my friend now they know it’s too cold for that baby to not have no hat on. Why she trip and say you gonna buy them a hat? They probably don’t got one. I’m like you clearly ain’t black black cause you don’t get it. She wasn’t from the US so she wasn’t raised to be concerned 😂
As someone who grew up in Nigeria, my grandmother literally only listens to Michael Jackson for American English speaking artists 😅. She doesn’t understand one lick of English but she LOVES MJ lol. She listens to Nigerian Music and MJ nothing else
@CrixusHeart lmfaoooo I used to live with cats and luckily none of mine did that.. my fiancé's cat did it one time she went all the way up on top of the cabinets when hurricane came and flooded his home back with hurricane sandy
I moved to where I am now last year and my new neighbor invited us over to play games and eat. Afterwards she had the audacity to let her dog lick her plate and took ours to give also .. needless to say everytime Afterwards when she ask if we want dinner or just games and drinks we say just games lmfaoooo
I've become a stickler for people not speaking. Lol. My son's friends get in the car and don't speak😅Ooh child they're getting the speech. My son got to the point I could hear him whispering "say hello"😅😅😅😅
@@JustBree716Some people (like me) are just introverts, like me. It's not an excuse to be rude, but it may be a reason why they didn't think to talk before. 🤔
"Where that baby hat and coat" is a pet peeve of mine. Mom'll be standing there in a hoodie, jeans, and Uggs and her child will be running around in a short-sleeved shirt and leggings. IT'S WINTER OUTSIDE AMBER. WHERE'S THAT BABY'S JACKET?!
@@aprilgriffin1608 I’m in Central Florida and my son would still wear a hoodie in 90 degree weather. I’m like seriously kid. But a lot of the kids do. They be sweaty.🥵
As a white dad, big kids in the baby strollers kills me. There was this trashy mom who came to my grocery store and always had her 4-5 year old rolling around in a stroller. The kid looked like he ate his sibling. It was crazy
There are a lot of things Black people take seriously: - putting a hat and jacket on That Baby - baked mac & cheese and the person responsible for it - our Greek organizations - being inside or outside, not both
That’s hella funny cos 2 minutes ago I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about black Greeks are the only ones who wear their letters into adulthood and continuously attend the functions after graduating 🤣🤣🤣 I ain’t mad at it one bit in fact I love it!
@@tgtgtgtgtgtgtgbecause BGLO members join for a lifetime. The commitment to the service/sisterhood/brotherhood lasts much longer than college for us and we’re told this when we join. I’ve been in mine for 26 years and I can’t imagine my life without them. They have shown up in a real sisterly fashion in everything throughout my life. When my Mom passed my sorority sisters drove to my home state to be there with me. And were there every step of the way during the grieving When I had my baby early, they hosted my baby shower, gathered my gifts all while I was in the hospital. And that’s only 2 things of the many examples I have. So yepper BGLO members take their organizations very serious.
1. Whether or not OJ did it. 2. Line up or wet hair for the ladies. 3. Spades or whatever board game. 4. Food of the soul variety. 5. Food in general. 6. Seasoning on food. 7. Who made the potato salad. 8. Is the tea sweet and/or strong enough. 9. Who did the funeral 10. Disrespect in the workplace 11. MJ or Prince 12. Best rapper of all time/ top five rappers of all time. 13. Repeat number 12 for basketball, tennis, football, acting or any other pop culture thing. 14. Church, just church.
We knew OJ did it. We wanted white people to know that being rich was more important than justice in this country, since they didn't believe in a two tiered justice system.
Who left this corner of juice in the container? Who is parked in front of my house? Why did they get a table before us, we were here FIRST! Not sitting on my furniture when you smell like outside 😂😂😂😂😂
Spades is the #1 answer for black folks. People fight over it; if you can't play they tell you get from around them, If you don't call your number of books correctly Your partner may fight you. People can get mean about spades.
I've been locked up numerous times and have never once got in on a game. Like 75 percent of fights I saw in jail was over spades. No sir, I aint getting involved in that game lol
@@shalawndudley2094 I taught my son when he is was little _ even if I owe you $2, you bring me ALLLL my change, and I will hand you back the$2 I owe you. Why? Cause I'm an adult and you a chile.
Sitting on the bed in your outside clothes. Sitting on the arms of furniture. Bringing items in the house your mama/daddy didn't buy. Saying what, huh, and clicking your tongue.
how much exact change we put in the gas tank when we're saving money. "do you got mcdonald's money?" when you ask a your mom a question and she says "uh uh, who you asking for? because don't be telling all our business. they don't need to know." and code switching.
1. Spades 2. Lotion 3. Needing the number for who did your braids (if it looks good) 4. Size of the chicken wings 5. Why is the Ginger ale flat, when it was just bought.
@@angelsmilkyway4352 and don't !!!! Ion understand what they don't understand .... espc at work ... I really don't understand and I be tryna my damndest to keep it cute
I go to bed EARLY....everybody knows this...covers up to my glasses at 830 pm ...sometimes earlier I didn't spend all this money on bed, high thread count sheets, duvet for nothing... Don't call my phone, it's on silent anyways...if u come over u will be outside knocking...if I don't get my sleep I'm grouchy and everyone will regret it...I'm not cooking, ironing, doing no laundry...and i told these hard head az kids not to have all these babies so NO I'm not babysitting.
LOL on the candied yams. I bought the candied yams for the 1st time for the family Thanksgiving dinner and I didn't make enough. Everybody talked about me for years - sisters, cousins, aunts, in-laws errbody..... They kept saying 'how you coming up in here with 2 sweet potatoes.." lol
Use a washcloth!! No pumpkin pie!! Don't eat at everybody's house!!! Who made the potato salad?? Take your shoes off at the door! Close that door,we ain't air conditioning the whole outdoors!! Don't touch that thermostat!!! I could go on and on....😂🎉❤😊😊
We take BBQ very seriously. Not just anyone can be on the pit. We take cake very seriously. Dry cake, you will NEVER live down. We take avoiding certain potlucks very seriously. We take being our own doctor very seriously. This question has endless answers
And that baby needs shoes! Yes, who is coming to the family function cuz it might be a fight 😂. Better yet, I'll stay home and eat my own cooking while listening to Selena!😂 TX here!
1. God (and the way you were brought up in the church, if necessary) 2. Family, kids, etc. (Once you mess with them, it’s OVER with) 3. Money (enough said) 4. Family Functions (this includes game nights, reunions, funerals, weddings, etc. - It’s ppl that STILL aren’t talking to each other over a Spades game that happened in 1986 😂) 5. Food (bc if you’re not asking who made what then WHO are you? 😂) 6. Music and The Artists that created it (The ANGER that will rise up outta somebody if you say Luther Vandross sucks 😤) 7. Cleanliness (bc WHO ain’t waking up early on a Saturday morning to the smell of Clorox and Fabuloso with Anita Baker or gospel music blasting? 🤷🏾♀️) 8. Nicknames (I don’t care if you’re named Raymond James Hemingway III… 🗣️ ERRRRBODY and they mama better call him Lil’ Ray Ray 🙄🤣) 9. Holidays (bc apparently we have to be EXTRA at everything we do, EVEN holidays 😂) This was all I could think of but it’s SEVERAL others 😂😂😂😂
If it's new don't open it because probably.. whatever it is, there's one somewhere else that was already opened. You just aint look although you already did.IYKYK
That baby bit it's SO FR. My mom and I drove past a lady carrying a 4/5 y/o.. Before I know it I smh and say "She need to put that grown woman down" 😭😭😭
Potato salad, macaroni and cheese, grits. Bid whits, uno, spades, dominoes. Sweet potato pie. Don't know about Selena, but we are serious about our baby girl Aaliyah.
I literally saw a baby yesterday when I was out for a run and I said "Now why did she not but a HAT on that baby head?!" Mind you, I live in LA and its August. It was 78 degrees.
If grits has sugar, shrimp, or anything other than BUTTER. WE FIGHTING FOR REAL! I stopped eating breakfast with my own mother because she eats Grits with KETCHUP 🤦🏾♂️. I had so much shame as a child watching her destroy my grandmothers grits. Couldn’t believe my eyes! So if grits is served for Breakfast at my grandmas house when we visit I don’t eat with my mom anymore. I don’t even eat my mom grits that she cook at home. I gotta cook my grits with butter when I visit my mom. So Grits is very serious to me. It’s my favorite breakfast food! It doesn’t belong with no sugar! You might as well just eat some oatmeal if you want sweet
Black ppl take their direct deposits seriously! 🧐… the money has to be right.
Because hunnnnyyyyyyyy I get paid a day early and if it’s an HOUR late I be quick to email HR 😂
It better be there
Right.....and don't let it be a discrepancy in my money!😮
With Discover I get pay on Wednesday, sweet
And it’s gotta hit BEFORE time and not on time!! 😂
We take moisturizing and washcloths very seriously, too! Nobody has time to be walking around ashy and crusty!
As i get older, if we say "ima call you back", we dont mean that. We actually mean the opposite. Dont call us back
That phone call is officially over for the day 😂😂😂
@@atmchicks especially if it was a commute call. If I get home before you call back, we shall possibly talk tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Ultra Heavy Duty” on the don’t call back.
@@WhoAuthorizedThis right 😂
This comment tickled my soul! 😂😂😂
HAIR!!! We take our hair VERY seriously. No matter if it's cut, styled, laid the side, or store bought our hair HAS to look on point.
We take not using a washcloth very serious
True but an exfoliating bar soap works just as well. Ask some of the same folks how often they replace those old mildewy washcloths.
Very seriously
Omg this!!... and I hate that pple thnk they don't need to wash they feet cause the soap gonna slide down like wtf eww...
How do you use an exfoliating bar soap? You pass it all over. I am honestly very curious. @@MisterJax
@@queenie4937 or they legs.
I’m Native American, and my WHOLE ENTIRE family takes all of these seriously!❤️🥹 Don’t forget to use a wash cloth and don’t be letting them pets all in the house too!😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also not letting the air out of the house. "You gon' be in or out?"
Facts
Tryna air condition the whole damn neighborhood 🤦🏽😂😂
This is correct
I just turned off lights....in someone else's house. CAUSE WHAT YOU NOT GON DO....
My house has plenty of natural light. Don't be turning on no lights 😅
😂😂😂 yessss!!
Same!
I do it too.
Is run up my electric bill!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Staying out of grown folks business, being inside before the streetlights come on, not opening the door for anyone, our barber/stylist, & taking the chicken out the freezer
I wasn’t prepared for the setting the chicken out one! So accurate. Lolz
Accurate!!! 😂😂😂
Taking that chicken out the freezer is legit😅
Them days are over
😂😂😂
Who all gon be over there is not talked about enough 🤣🤣
Lmao, facts
😂❤
Because who IS all over there??? Lmao😂😂😂
Lowkey because if i don't know ahead of time, I'm prolly not commin...
@@tthompson4768if I know ahead of time and I don't mess with them, I am definitely not coming. Cause ain't nobody got time for that. 😂
M O N E Y... We always take our money seriously.
ALWAYS!!!!!
Sat in my bosses office everyday after my overnight shift to wait out the 5 maximum days till they cut me my check in hand or else I was ratting to corporate. He asked me on the 4th day what I was gonna do if it got to day 5. I sent him the email I was gonna send to corporate with all the email addresses I “acquired” about my pay and I included the VP and CEO. Magically it was that same day I received a direct deposit when I left. 🙂
Ahaha it’s funny because as a ppl we are horrible with financial literacy and management. You would think if it was that important we would hold on to it longer… instead we giving it back to the white man and his mistresses hahaha
@@shayalmasy101 "Acquired" 😂 IKTR!!!! Ain't nothing like a strong paper trail when people want to play games.😏
In levels. Crazy money is important, but we lacking financial literacy
Speaking to everyone when you walk in the door!
Lmao, u must have met my Grandma
@@MeeCee5204 facts! If you forget my grandma would say “I didn’t wake up with you” 🤷🏽♀️🥹
Bathing. Using a washcloth. We can not handle musty
Because once them allegations start flying they are hard as hell to beat! 😂😂
It just doesn't make sense to smell bad. Just wash ur body every day 🤷🏽♀️
Or ashiness
@@girliusmaximuslmfao u said allegations
@@BigCrossVitait's crazy how many ppl don't understand this. Shower, moisturize, change drawers everyday. It's a new day. It's just that simple.
No the baby thing is fr a serious thing
Because why is it 75° and the baby ain't got no socks on. See that's the problem 😂😂😂😂😊
Listen....it's SOMEBODY'S baby, therefore he needs to have a hat on
Literally, I see it every winter and I’m like where is the babies coat?! Also in the summer, like why is that baby wearing black leggings and a long sleeve shirt when it’s 95° outside?!
I remember it was freezing and snowing. I told my friend now they know it’s too cold for that baby to not have no hat on. Why she trip and say you gonna buy them a hat? They probably don’t got one. I’m like you clearly ain’t black black cause you don’t get it. She wasn’t from the US so she wasn’t raised to be concerned 😂
Right! Please put a hat on the babies!!!
- Spades
- Monopoly
- Random person running away from something
- Random BLACK person running away from something
- baked macaroni and cheese
Dominoes. Don’t forget dominoes.
RUN find out the story later 😂😂
Spades is right!! Fist fights happen over not making them books!
Potato salad
@@sbfairyRightt don’t be renegin’ now! 😂💯
Edges, dark skinned Aunt Viv, potato salad, our dogs, Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson
I’m screamin at dark-skinned Aunt Viv! Because facts!! 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂YES!!
As someone who grew up in Nigeria, my grandmother literally only listens to Michael Jackson for American English speaking artists 😅. She doesn’t understand one lick of English but she LOVES MJ lol. She listens to Nigerian Music and MJ nothing else
@@itspiinkyrose4324exactly because I never and still don't see it for the light skin Viv 😂😂😂😂
@@tiffanybarnes3831😂😂😂 Facts!
Making sure to clean the chicken before cooking it
@@ladybee2618 PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
Don't let that dog lick my face.. dont let that dog lick off them dishes 😅
And the cat nasty feet don't belong on the kitchen counters!
@CrixusHeart lmfaoooo I used to live with cats and luckily none of mine did that.. my fiancé's cat did it one time she went all the way up on top of the cabinets when hurricane came and flooded his home back with hurricane sandy
I moved to where I am now last year and my new neighbor invited us over to play games and eat. Afterwards she had the audacity to let her dog lick her plate and took ours to give also .. needless to say everytime Afterwards when she ask if we want dinner or just games and drinks we say just games lmfaoooo
@@queenie4937 I know it's not right, but I wouldn't have even been her friend any longer.
Because why would you thooo??? 😵😵
Decorative towels, speaking when you come in the house, hierarchy of who sits in the front seat
I've become a stickler for people not speaking. Lol.
My son's friends get in the car and don't speak😅Ooh child they're getting the speech. My son got to the point I could hear him whispering "say hello"😅😅😅😅
@@JustBree716Some people (like me) are just introverts, like me. It's not an excuse to be rude, but it may be a reason why they didn't think to talk before. 🤔
@@JustBree716lmao, facts. When I was a kid, the first things you do after entering is greet the grown folks...
Yes!! It was a whole thing coming to my job and ppl walk in the room and don’t speak.
@@ajheartsongAt my old job folks used to sit at my spare desk, right next to me!, and not say a word
Who did the body? ABSOLUTELY!!😂
Now this the one my black@ss is lost on... 🤔 What does that mean?? ....... and DO NOT revoke my card... "asking for my mixed friend" 😂😂
@@braysims5719 Lol, Imma leave a reply here because I would like to know as well.
Lol! Who did the body is asking who prepped the body for the funeral-which funeral home, I should say. 😂
@@tanyacoles6504right! Lol, I am not sure why I know that, but yeah that's hilarious and true!
This. They did my auntie _dirty_ . She looked a mess
The thermostat and for us old heads the car radio. Don't touch either one! 😂
@greggjohnson9149 what about yall health yall old heads have high blood pressure and cholesterol
I mean that about my thermostat.
I don't touch my own thermostat
Yeah, if you don’t pay for the car, don’t touch my MFING radio. Ever.
"Where that baby hat and coat" is a pet peeve of mine. Mom'll be standing there in a hoodie, jeans, and Uggs and her child will be running around in a short-sleeved shirt and leggings. IT'S WINTER OUTSIDE AMBER. WHERE'S THAT BABY'S JACKET?!
It’s a thousand degrees here in Florida and my Mom has already asked if I have a coat for my 8yo. She’s already shopping for winter - sheesh!
NOT AMBER!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Luckily the Amber I know is so very responsible for her child and everyone’s children….so proud of her!!
‼️‼️‼️‼️
@@aprilgriffin1608 I’m in Central Florida and my son would still wear a hoodie in 90 degree weather. I’m like seriously kid. But a lot of the kids do. They be sweaty.🥵
Back talkin & throwing good food in the trash that someone else can eat.
This has become my toxic trait cause I will leave a plate on the counter to be "up for grabs"😂😂😂 trife!
Roasting, Spades, Dominoes, Our money that’s owed to us, music, food, & our sleep!
Bathing, hygiene and smelling good
@@orquideacaribe7317notice how nobody mentioned Health
#1: Sleep 😂
I was just about to say Spades because I don't believe you're black if you don't know how to play it 😂
@@noahberry5786 but he mentioned sleep. U know that’s our way to heal everything 😂😂🤣 sleep it off! #health ❤️🩹
The Anita Baker trauma lives on !😂😂😂
Right! I like how Kev tried to slip that one in 😂😂😂. I was like nah, I remember the situation Kev 😂😂😂
You say trauma, I say good home training. 😊
The other thang we take seriously is not getting an Obituary, the funeral wasn't any good; if we didn't get an Obituary!
This the one!!!!
THIS!! 🙏🏾❤️
😂Why do we take this so personally?!!
@@LSERA13 good question! but i know if dont get one its gon be some stuff
Showing up at our house unannounced!! 😂😂😂😂
Greeting folks 🗣️AND washing yo' hands 🧼 when you enter anyone's home. 🏡
Definitely speaking when you enter a room or home!!
Thank you, I was looking for this!
@@takeishadeburrno mention of health
Don’t you walk up in here without speaking, I did not sleep with you last night. 😤😩😂
Especially if you’re about to eat!
As a white dad, big kids in the baby strollers kills me.
There was this trashy mom who came to my grocery store and always had her 4-5 year old rolling around in a stroller. The kid looked like he ate his sibling. It was crazy
😂😂😂😂😂
Ate his sibling?!? 💀
@@ljackson24 mf never walked. I'm serious.
I regret never confronting the mom
😂😂😂
Ate his sibling is CRAZY 😂
😂😂😂😂 ate his sibling 😂😂😂
There are a lot of things Black people take seriously:
- putting a hat and jacket on That Baby
- baked mac & cheese and the person responsible for it
- our Greek organizations
- being inside or outside, not both
“Our” Greek organizations.
…ironic.
That’s hella funny cos 2 minutes ago I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about black Greeks are the only ones who wear their letters into adulthood and continuously attend the functions after graduating 🤣🤣🤣 I ain’t mad at it one bit in fact I love it!
@@tgtgtgtgtgtgtgbecause BGLO members join for a lifetime. The commitment to the service/sisterhood/brotherhood lasts much longer than college for us and we’re told this when we join. I’ve been in mine for 26 years and I can’t imagine my life without them. They have shown up in a real sisterly fashion in everything throughout my life. When my Mom passed my sorority sisters drove to my home state to be there with me. And were there every step of the way during the grieving When I had my baby early, they hosted my baby shower, gathered my gifts all while I was in the hospital. And that’s only 2 things of the many examples I have. So yepper BGLO members take their organizations very serious.
@@BlitzoSuck33Is it? Not if you know the history it ain't. 😒
Dry skin. I can’t be ashy or be around people who don’t use lotion.
Not running all in and outta my house.
Selena will be protected
WORD!!
Blacks from Texas - that's our girl!!!!
TUH
QUEEN
🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
We take mustiness VERY seriously. Also ANY family reunion card/table game.
Who in charge of the picnic?
Who holding the money?
Who on the grill?
Who watching the kids?
Yes, who on the grill?
Whoever is on that grill needs to have like 3 to 5 credible references!!
LOLOLOL @ "who watching the kids" is last 😂
@@glamsaucyfacts, critical information
WHO holding the money, yes indeed!
1. Whether or not OJ did it.
2. Line up or wet hair for the ladies.
3. Spades or whatever board game.
4. Food of the soul variety.
5. Food in general.
6. Seasoning on food.
7. Who made the potato salad.
8. Is the tea sweet and/or strong enough.
9. Who did the funeral
10. Disrespect in the workplace
11. MJ or Prince
12. Best rapper of all time/ top five rappers of all time.
13. Repeat number 12 for basketball, tennis, football, acting or any other pop culture thing.
14. Church, just church.
Lmao. You killed it, I'm done...
Prince...
8. *the sweet tea or KOOL-AID... We don't play about the Kool-aid!!!
We knew OJ did it. We wanted white people to know that being rich was more important than justice in this country, since they didn't believe in a two tiered justice system.
❤ Selena!!! 🇲🇽 🎶 Bidi bidi bom bom🎶
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿The Black Delegation of Excellence, Righteousness, and Truth stands on business with these precepts and principles.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Who left this corner of juice in the container?
Who is parked in front of my house?
Why did they get a table before us, we were here FIRST!
Not sitting on my furniture when you smell like outside
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. Absolutely. My Granny was all of these
"Who parked in front of my house"
....totally me
Food before us at the restaurant is top tier seriousness!
Because why when there is all this street, you park in from off my house? 😂
Not sitting on my BED when you smell like outside, too
This comment section is hilarious and factual. I love my people! 😂❤
Spades is the #1 answer for black folks. People fight over it; if you can't play they tell you get from around them, If you don't call your number of books correctly Your partner may fight you. People can get mean about spades.
I don't think I've ever seen a spades game at the cookout
Lmao this facts especially if you can’t play they don’t want your lack of knowledge to interfere in any kinda way
😂😢😅 I'm crying at the accuracy!!!
Exactly why I didn't care to learn Spades.... I learned as a child that's a serious game😂
I've been locked up numerous times and have never once got in on a game. Like 75 percent of fights I saw in jail was over spades. No sir, I aint getting involved in that game lol
Sending somebody to the store and getting ALL your change back 😂
Shiit it u was a dime off, my Granny would lose her shit!
@@tthompson4768 Lol! She wanted her dime!
@@shalawndudley2094 😂
@@shalawndudley2094 I taught my son when he is was little _ even if I owe you $2, you bring me ALLLL my change, and I will hand you back the$2 I owe you. Why? Cause I'm an adult and you a chile.
🗣️WHERE DEM BABY SOCKS AT???!!!
Also, who’s hosting the repast?!
Hair, food, and CLEANLINESS.
"who all gone be over there?" and "who did the body" are legendary
Anita on the Saturday morning clean up was 💯
When one 🏃🏾♀️➡️ we all 🏃🏾♀️➡️🏃🏾♂️➡️
Yup…cuz The ancestors have spoken
FACTS! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Sitting on the bed in your outside clothes.
Sitting on the arms of furniture.
Bringing items in the house your mama/daddy didn't buy.
Saying what, huh, and clicking your tongue.
The last one will get you a ride in an 'lamalance 😂😂
Owing me money
Getting loud with me
Being lotioned in public
Turning the radio down when we reverse
As I’ve aged, I’m very serious about limiting my contact with negative people.
Kev need to make this a series, cuz there's a GANG a stuff we take seriously!! 😂😂😂
Sleeping ova' someone house your parents didn't know. LOL!
I'm HOLLERING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Kids doing all that sniggling an giggling.
Lmao. Absolutely was my Grandma
@@tthompson4768 I think all older family members hate unwarranted laughter.
@@MEMYSELFAND3 facts
Awww, man, I haven't heard that in a while😂
😂😂😂😂
how much exact change we put in the gas tank when we're saving money.
"do you got mcdonald's money?"
when you ask a your mom a question and she says "uh uh, who you asking for? because don't be telling all our business. they don't need to know."
and code switching.
Getting off work EXACTLY on time.
@@leivh cmonnnnnnn nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tell the truth when you tell it then !!!!! Bcz this is me and me is this !!!
1. Spades
2. Lotion
3. Needing the number for who did your braids (if it looks good)
4. Size of the chicken wings
5. Why is the Ginger ale flat, when it was just bought.
@@jazzbush3908 the ginger ale. I almost put my son out of the house. He never puts the lid on all the way and when I go to drink, it’s flat. 🤦🏽♀️
UNO. LITERALLY THE CAUSE OF HIGHBLOOD PRESSURE😂, music at the cookout!!
"Where's my money i loaned you"
Victor Newman & no sugar on your grits!
DON'T TOUCH OUR HAIR
@@angelsmilkyway4352 and don't !!!! Ion understand what they don't understand .... espc at work ... I really don't understand and I be tryna my damndest to keep it cute
@@ldkea05 exactly
"Wash your hands before opening my fridge!" Those hands be filthy with outside shenanigans lol
Rumors. Religion. Racism. Relationships. The 4 Rs. Thats all we care about.
you forgot Voting Democrat no matter what at 90% plus every election cycle!
Rumors! 😂😂😂 so sad but so true
Coming in the house and not speaking.
A fan being turned off mid sleep!
Lol. Don't do it
I go to bed EARLY....everybody knows this...covers up to my glasses at 830 pm
...sometimes earlier
I didn't spend all this money on bed, high thread count sheets, duvet for nothing...
Don't call my phone, it's on silent anyways...if u come over u will be outside knocking...if I don't get my sleep I'm grouchy and everyone will regret it...I'm not cooking, ironing, doing no laundry...and i told these hard head az kids not to have all these babies so NO I'm not babysitting.
what up,my Twin?!
😂😂😂
If my Momma said “She not home, then she ain’t home”! Deal with it and git gone!!
Making sure the house clean, dishes washed, and no company ALL by the time moms get home.
Honorary mentions go put to 1. Who made the candied yams?, and 2. Who made these greens?
LOL on the candied yams. I bought the candied yams for the 1st time for the family Thanksgiving dinner and I didn't make enough. Everybody talked about me for years - sisters, cousins, aunts, in-laws errbody..... They kept saying 'how you coming up in here with 2 sweet potatoes.." lol
The Anita Baker line was valid.
Use a washcloth!! No pumpkin pie!! Don't eat at everybody's house!!! Who made the potato salad?? Take your shoes off at the door! Close that door,we ain't air conditioning the whole outdoors!! Don't touch that thermostat!!! I could go on and on....😂🎉❤😊😊
Also, if you don't eat your grits with butter and sugar,we got a PROBLEM!! GET THAT SALT AND PEPPER OUTTA HERE!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kellybrown2879sugar and butter Fam!!!!!! Lol
I haven't seen it in the comments, but skin MUST be moisturized! 🖤
We take BBQ very seriously. Not just anyone can be on the pit. We take cake very seriously. Dry cake, you will NEVER live down. We take avoiding certain potlucks very seriously. We take being our own doctor very seriously. This question has endless answers
Our money
Our food preparation
Cleanliness
😂😂 Kev I’ll dying at who all gon be there & that baby need a coat regardless of if it’s our baby or not
Our money, our air, our food, and our kids
Anything for Selenas!!!
And that baby needs shoes! Yes, who is coming to the family function cuz it might be a fight 😂. Better yet, I'll stay home and eat my own cooking while listening to Selena!😂 TX here!
All Facts. These are the REAL issues!😂💯
1. God (and the way you were brought up in the church, if necessary)
2. Family, kids, etc. (Once you mess with them, it’s OVER with)
3. Money (enough said)
4. Family Functions (this includes game nights, reunions, funerals, weddings, etc. - It’s ppl that STILL aren’t talking to each other over a Spades game that happened in 1986 😂)
5. Food (bc if you’re not asking who made what then WHO are you? 😂)
6. Music and The Artists that created it (The ANGER that will rise up outta somebody if you say Luther Vandross sucks 😤)
7. Cleanliness (bc WHO ain’t waking up early on a Saturday morning to the smell of Clorox and Fabuloso with Anita Baker or gospel music blasting? 🤷🏾♀️)
8. Nicknames (I don’t care if you’re named Raymond James Hemingway III…
🗣️ ERRRRBODY and they mama better call him Lil’ Ray Ray 🙄🤣)
9. Holidays (bc apparently we have to be EXTRA at everything we do, EVEN holidays 😂)
This was all I could think of but it’s SEVERAL others 😂😂😂😂
All facts #5 and #7 especially
😂😢😅 I'm crying!!!
0:23 this tho …. Cmon now …. Bcz what tf are we doing here lol
I legit stopped playing Uno with East Coast folk with that stacking sh!t. Pissed me the hell off.
Gas money!…😂😂😂
BIG JOKER LITTLE JOKER DUECE DUECE!!! Don’t play with me!
😂
Fuckin facts!
"Oh, so I'm lying??"
👊🏿 🤜🏿🤕🤛🏿
Who all gon be over there?!? 😂😂😂 true!!
I need to know before I start getting dressed
Who is on the grill???
If it's new don't open it because probably.. whatever it is, there's one somewhere else that was already opened. You just aint look although you already did.IYKYK
That baby bit it's SO FR. My mom and I drove past a lady carrying a 4/5 y/o..
Before I know it I smh and say "She need to put that grown woman down" 😭😭😭
Potato salad, macaroni and cheese, grits. Bid whits, uno, spades, dominoes. Sweet potato pie. Don't know about Selena, but we are serious about our baby girl Aaliyah.
I'm not taking this short serious until I get the HoD Finale comedic review.
Stacking, draw 2 on a draw 2, pull a card til you can put one down.
Reverse on a draw +4
Not who did the body😂😂😂, hollering!
1:30 we really so love her 😂😂😂
Spades for sure 😂, Macaroni and Cheese, Dressing 😂 Aretha Franklin
*IN MY BLACK GRANDMA VOICE*
"Don't let JUST ANYBODY touch yo hair!" 🙅🏾♀️
Uno & Spades yes! Cleaning greens.
I literally saw a baby yesterday when I was out for a run and I said "Now why did she not but a HAT on that baby head?!"
Mind you, I live in LA and its August. It was 78 degrees.
🤣🤣🤣
If grits has sugar, shrimp, or anything other than BUTTER. WE FIGHTING FOR REAL! I stopped eating breakfast with my own mother because she eats Grits with KETCHUP 🤦🏾♂️. I had so much shame as a child watching her destroy my grandmothers grits. Couldn’t believe my eyes! So if grits is served for Breakfast at my grandmas house when we visit I don’t eat with my mom anymore. I don’t even eat my mom grits that she cook at home. I gotta cook my grits with butter when I visit my mom.
So Grits is very serious to me. It’s my favorite breakfast food! It doesn’t belong with no sugar! You might as well just eat some oatmeal if you want sweet
Your Moms put a dab of Ketchup in her grits because she is a sufisticated/lovely woman!!!
lol 😂oatmeal can be savory too
SPADES!!!! DO NOT JUMP IN A GAME IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY ☠️ 😅😅😅😅
And AT THE SPADES TABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME AINT THE TIME TO LEARN
@jasminejackson4877 I don't know how to play and I learned the hard way... kinda the way you are talking about.. it wasn't nothing nice.😅😅😅😅😅😅
Kev covered them boy!!! He left out you better speak when you walk in the house!