How Many 8 Year Olds Could we Realistically Beat in Battle?

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  • @benchin4063
    @benchin4063 9 місяців тому +289

    The mental picture i have of Connor punching, kicking,, and flinging 8 year olds around is hilarious😂

    • @darkangel7589
      @darkangel7589 9 місяців тому +3

      OH MY GOD 😭😭

    • @shravansujith6993
      @shravansujith6993 9 місяців тому +4

      My mental image is the scene from Its always sunny in Philadelphia where a guy beats up bunch of kids. 😂

    • @VovoWoahwoah
      @VovoWoahwoah 9 місяців тому

      @@shravansujith6993 ua-cam.com/video/XIcUgyLxNBA/v-deo.htmlsi=33abUXM8_KiYGIKo

  • @hakkanoodle8037
    @hakkanoodle8037 9 місяців тому +110

    Connor guaranteed has 'Nah, I'd win' syndrome

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 9 місяців тому +263

    Connor was definitely thinking of preschool kids when he was imagining the fight

    • @GojosBackHand
      @GojosBackHand 9 місяців тому

      Nope.

    • @dzello
      @dzello 9 місяців тому +26

      No, he wasn't: this can easily be seen when he accounts for puberty (12:00).
      In average, 8 years old are 57.0 lb. (25.85 kg) and 50.5" (128.2 cm), so Connor could easily beat a few of them at once.
      If you've ever worked at an elementary school or summer camp, you know exactly how easy it would be to beat them.
      They do their best to climb on you and if you're too stiff, you end up clubbing one down to tears by accident.
      If punches are allowed, it's over: it's just gonna be about how many you can beat before getting exhausted.

    • @thatoneasianguyineveryspac8450
      @thatoneasianguyineveryspac8450 9 місяців тому +3

      bros ready to grab them by the leg like what hulk did to loki

    • @Thomas-yf1ve
      @Thomas-yf1ve 9 місяців тому +3

      i mean, 2nd graders arent that much bigger haha.
      i think these guys are assuming kids are a lot more coordinated than they are. 2nd graders arent that smart.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 9 місяців тому +99

    This really is a funny question cause if the 8 year olds are bloodlusted & rage boosted & theres an endless amount of them its gonna be a big issue.
    But if it was like you had to beat up a 2nd grade class full of 8 year olds thats like 20 of em, & realistically
    If you beat up 5, the others will get scared and try to run away & then you can pick em off 1 by 1.
    See there, its the type of question that makes ya think waaay too deep about it lmao

    • @erenjinchuriki
      @erenjinchuriki 9 місяців тому +4

      Absolutely true

    • @unprovoked99
      @unprovoked99 Місяць тому

      Exactly. That's something they didn't point out, are the kids just wanting to fight you for a candy bar reward(realistic) or are they bloodlusted like shimmered arcane people, biting, scratching and just batshit crazy most people wouldn't win against 10.

  • @Luissv72
    @Luissv72 9 місяців тому +62

    There is a Family Guy bit where Peter asks "realistically, how many 3rd graders (8-9 y/o) could you beat in a fight?" It's like a 2 minute bit, too.

  • @The_Jzoli
    @The_Jzoli 9 місяців тому +86

    "They are at perfect nut height" -Joey The Anime Man Bizinger

  • @cklambo
    @cklambo 9 місяців тому +81

    "Everyone in there was hard as a mf"
    Something clicked in garnts monkey brain

  • @akaneryuzaki6457
    @akaneryuzaki6457 9 місяців тому +26

    If it's a flat ground, and there's room, and adult could easily run to the side, and attack from there. The key to fighting multiple opponents is to never get cornered.

  • @niccolorichter1488
    @niccolorichter1488 9 місяців тому +61

    the real question

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 9 місяців тому +21

    I’m pretty sure Connor is gonna end up fighting 8 year olds in the future. It seems like something he’d do

  • @joblessincarnateVG
    @joblessincarnateVG 9 місяців тому +31

    Finally, the quintessential podcast question

  • @Apropoetic
    @Apropoetic 8 місяців тому +10

    Connor's attitude toward any challenge: "I'd win."

  • @Noble-scout
    @Noble-scout 9 місяців тому +16

    We need to make a game of this idea

  • @DaiGato420
    @DaiGato420 9 місяців тому +11

    This is basically a It Always Sunny bit

  • @tee_toux8183
    @tee_toux8183 9 місяців тому +3

    That’s the exact content I want to hear from this podcast

  • @beatgu
    @beatgu 8 місяців тому +3

    Standard 8-year-old, I could probably take four of them.
    Samoan 8-year-old, I'm fighting for my life against one.

  • @meteor22
    @meteor22 9 місяців тому +7

    If these 8 year olds are fighting with reckless abandonment and just looking to take you down...I'd imagine its harder than ppl think. Joey and Garnt would tire after the 1st knock out if they even got that far. Connor would probably fair the best but the thing is if they mob you and get you on the ground you're screwed.

    • @alexzander1142
      @alexzander1142 9 місяців тому

      Bro what!!, how is this a debate?. I can one shot an 8yr old and am 18 tf, well granted am 6'6. Unless your obese, then yh Ur getting folded

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 9 місяців тому +6

    I ask myself that very question all the time

  • @starboyjedi13
    @starboyjedi13 9 місяців тому +28

    Lets think about it though . Do yall think that a kid can tank a punch from a grown man? I feel like anyone can easily take on at least 20 8 year olds at once. I mean how are they even gonna defeat you, much less even hurt you.

    • @ally4131
      @ally4131 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, especially with open space they'd never be able to catch me.

    • @perritoshido5845
      @perritoshido5845 9 місяців тому +19

      Punching, biting, once you are down because of the weight probably just by them piling up on you while kicking or hitting you

    • @eureka5701
      @eureka5701 9 місяців тому +18

      biting would be the most problem. Don't think 8 year old punches would even phase a lot of grown men

    • @starboyjedi13
      @starboyjedi13 9 місяців тому +2

      @@perritoshido5845 good point. But I think you could try avoiding that by running around and let them catch up 1 by 1 so that you can take out each kid 1 at a time.

    • @starboyjedi13
      @starboyjedi13 9 місяців тому +2

      @@eureka5701 yeah. But if they land a punch/kick on your nuts then it's definitely game over as Conner mentioned.😂🤣

  • @samaustin8690
    @samaustin8690 3 місяці тому +1

    I could lose to just one if they’re really good at fighting

  • @HenryBarlowe
    @HenryBarlowe 7 місяців тому +1

    Idk connor... As a Samoan myself our 8 year olds ain't no joke when it comes to physicality

  • @harshdeepsingh4612
    @harshdeepsingh4612 9 місяців тому +5

    If they were to jump me at the same time it might cause me a little trouble
    But would you lose?
    Nah I'd win

  • @elimDBZ
    @elimDBZ 9 місяців тому +4

    Will Ferrell and John c Reilly proved that 2 adult can beat an entire group that are at a playground

  • @naufalnoorizan1763
    @naufalnoorizan1763 9 місяців тому +3

    Easy, dont punch, just kick. I think i can confidently take on 20, 20 strong kicks

  • @ivanjefferson6344
    @ivanjefferson6344 9 місяців тому

    "Beat the biggest one" - Knuckle

  • @SeikiRikodou
    @SeikiRikodou 9 місяців тому +2

    Majima's breakdance style would work against these kids XD

  • @thedominion6643
    @thedominion6643 9 місяців тому +2

    i have the reach advantage and a windpipe strike is pretty incapacitating. 6yo? dozens. 8yo? they know to go for a nut shot, so maybe 12 at most.

  • @thetakitoes
    @thetakitoes 8 місяців тому

    As someone who works in an elementary school, I definitely feel Connor is underestimating 8 year olds.

  • @JJames666male
    @JJames666male 7 місяців тому

    According to Joey, the dinaoaurs being alivenin her timeline made things pretty obvious

  • @TheLiddojunior
    @TheLiddojunior 9 місяців тому +4

    Chuckie makes me doubt how well an adult can stop a child fighter

    • @KamiOKoros
      @KamiOKoros 9 місяців тому +6

      Is it only me or the comment date is off

    • @starboyjedi13
      @starboyjedi13 9 місяців тому

      @@KamiOKoros lol i just realised this

    • @real_mushy14
      @real_mushy14 9 місяців тому

      @@KamiOKorosyeah its wayyyyyyy off

    • @perritoshido5845
      @perritoshido5845 9 місяців тому +4

      @@KamiOKorosVideo probably released early for members or something

    • @Th34rti5t
      @Th34rti5t 9 місяців тому

      Dude pre comment

  • @nemisisclaymore
    @nemisisclaymore 9 місяців тому +2

    They did this kind of bit in Family Guy

  • @dominidurbano8896
    @dominidurbano8896 8 місяців тому

    The title is wild

  • @joshlong8802
    @joshlong8802 9 місяців тому

    Anyone else remember that buzzfeed thing from forever ago that was basically the exact conversation they were having

  • @carlashtin674
    @carlashtin674 9 місяців тому +2

    Didn’t Connor dual wield two kids before?

  • @unnamedx2
    @unnamedx2 8 місяців тому

    I think i could take at least 15, there's no way they're as fast as me

  • @343JustMe
    @343JustMe 7 місяців тому

    If they go for my balls it's over tho, taking that into account id get at most 3 before taking critical damage

  • @sebastianherrera6514
    @sebastianherrera6514 9 місяців тому +3

    I think 12

  • @eyespliced
    @eyespliced 9 місяців тому

    _NOT THE YOUNGLINGS!_

  • @requiemforameme1
    @requiemforameme1 9 місяців тому

    Can I use my belt? It’s the natural counter to kids. I’m going full Kurama from YYK mode if so.

  • @armaandeepsingh9126
    @armaandeepsingh9126 7 місяців тому

    Me thinking i could take on a 100-💀

  • @misheelbold5677
    @misheelbold5677 9 місяців тому

    This reminds me of sunny in Philadelphia, when they beat up bunch of kids.

  • @rafaynoman1180
    @rafaynoman1180 9 місяців тому

    Life imitates art I guess.

  • @sunpraiser96
    @sunpraiser96 9 місяців тому

    The thumbnail looks like child ludwig 😂

  • @HarrysDogmalaysia
    @HarrysDogmalaysia 9 місяців тому +1

    the 8 year old viewer watching this video
    im in danger meme

  • @jeremymartin7403
    @jeremymartin7403 8 місяців тому

    I am imagining a anime hunter x hunter or jujutsu Kaisens battle system with a bunch of 8 year olds fighting Connor

  • @MariosCharalambous-f4w
    @MariosCharalambous-f4w 9 місяців тому

    I think 100 or more

  • @jthegamer360
    @jthegamer360 9 місяців тому

    I think I would be able to take out 5 8 year olds I don’t think I’d have the stamina or strength to keep fighting off more 10:46

  • @Official_MikeyT
    @Official_MikeyT 9 місяців тому

    Now how many Muay Thai 8 year olds could the lads beat in arena combat?

  • @1wakuralain
    @1wakuralain 9 місяців тому +1

    If lethal hits are allowed and your answer is under 30 as a grown man you need to hit a gym or become more confident in personal defense. Child bodies are fragile af and their sense of desperation has nothing on that of a cornered human adult.

    • @steveqi9309
      @steveqi9309 9 місяців тому

      You think you can take 30 8y olds coming at you all at once?

    • @1wakuralain
      @1wakuralain 9 місяців тому +2

      It's a kaiju fight against the local military and I'm Godzilla.

  • @DucVEagle
    @DucVEagle 9 місяців тому

    You have to watch out of nut kicks

  • @Fishnchipsyip
    @Fishnchipsyip 9 місяців тому

    Trash Taste Muay Thai special please!

  • @layedbackthomas
    @layedbackthomas 9 місяців тому

    Connor be over estimating lol. Fighting is very tiring. If you haven’t trained in anything it also will be harder too. I don’t imagine it is just going to be easy one hit knockouts on every single one.

  • @billk516
    @billk516 8 місяців тому

    This is just a future Mr Beast video

  • @omnimaw-cc
    @omnimaw-cc Місяць тому

    5:00

  • @drezicollinz_
    @drezicollinz_ 9 місяців тому

    Tbh ill take 30 8yr olds tbh

  • @haqs
    @haqs 2 місяці тому

    Nahhh wtf 8 year olds bruh

  • @omegahyakimaru3093
    @omegahyakimaru3093 9 місяців тому

    My Qs to Grant is …really .. first time….

  • @kookurikapooh
    @kookurikapooh 9 місяців тому

    I mean… it could be easier if we can pick the server.
    Just saying

  • @c-lizzle
    @c-lizzle 8 місяців тому

    I asked my boyfriend this whilst he’s on mic with his mates and it’s started a whole discussion 🤣 but he reckons he can take on the whole UK population of 8 year olds 🤣😭😭🤣😭 moneys on the other hand, zero 🤣

  • @vincentlaw6985
    @vincentlaw6985 9 місяців тому

    Grant you are right, i trained it and won fights with that Thai style of fighting, without it I would have kissed to bigger opponen.

  • @makii4772
    @makii4772 9 місяців тому

    New special

  • @Deku08804
    @Deku08804 8 місяців тому

    Hear me out, I can take on 100 of em😅

  • @chazzoid2788
    @chazzoid2788 9 місяців тому

    Real shste hours, who up?

  • @GojosBackHand
    @GojosBackHand 9 місяців тому

    This is easy. 30 at least for me😂😂😂

  • @fardinahmed5978
    @fardinahmed5978 9 місяців тому

    9:01 😂😂😂😂

  • @tajrasyad1596
    @tajrasyad1596 9 місяців тому

    This has got to be the new "Can 1 billion lions beat 1 of each pokemon?"

  • @Arassar
    @Arassar 9 місяців тому +4

    Only 11? An adult man could beat infinite 8-year-olds. They can punt an 8-year-old across the room without trying.

    • @perritoshido5845
      @perritoshido5845 9 місяців тому +10

      Only one on one and probably 20 before they get tired
      At the same time 10 seems like a high number, the average adult male can probably deal with 7 or 8 of them

    • @luigitaku1018
      @luigitaku1018 9 місяців тому +15

      Ok now we are just getting delusional

    • @makii4772
      @makii4772 9 місяців тому +5

      Bro has infinite stamina

    • @starboyjedi13
      @starboyjedi13 9 місяців тому

      Infinite? You can't be serious.

    • @All-Outta-Bubblegum
      @All-Outta-Bubblegum 9 місяців тому

      You couldn't beat 1 mate

  • @MCInferno
    @MCInferno 8 місяців тому

    e

  • @yuno8507
    @yuno8507 9 місяців тому

    First

  • @ThiccBirdBoi
    @ThiccBirdBoi 8 місяців тому

    If you usually train and know how to fight, ya, 10 20 kids ez probably, but if u have never fight before or you dont do it often, nah you be out of breathe after 3 kids down if you are lucky, and if they are like muay thai kids who usually like trained from 5, nahh i m be running, they will bait you and side kick your kneecap so hard and you wont be walking for a week, i sparred one 13 yr who competed since 8, little shit hits hard fast and smart, i m out of breathe after 2 rounds. They know you are bigger and they fight hella smart about it