The Pizzamas Magic Is Almost Over....
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2022
- Second to last day of Pizzamas (and reunion spectaculars): pizzamas.com
In which John and Hank discuss light, tiktok, cost/benefit analyses of the social Internet, writing books, and how riding is living.
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I can't believe I got the day of the week wrong 2 of the 5 times I had an opportunity to get the day of the week wrong. Anyway, happy pizzamas pizzamas.com -John
I was like "Tuesday? When was this video posted?"
S’okay John, I was too distracted by the giant floating head in the background to notice that you said Tuesday XD
There no surprise your kids happen to pick two shirts that have less john looking art on them. It's as if it's not cool to walk around with shirt that has your dad face on it.
1:03 I need to know what this stim toy is... I needs it.
THIS IS ESPECIALLY PROBLEMATIC BECUSE IN ADDITION TO SETTING THE CHANGE TO FALL BASED ON PIZZAMAS, I ALSO LEARN THE DAYS OF THE WEEK FROM YOUR VIDEOS. I AM ALMOST CERTAINLY GOING TO MISS THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL TODAY BECAUSE OF YOU. JOHN I'LL SEE YOU ON SUNDAY.
The illusion was not killed because I was not observant enough to see Hank’s arms.
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Same
Same
I read this before the video started and *still* didn't see Hank's arms until they were pointed out!
Same
Two authors writing next to each other without much interaction in a hostile bakery is peak aesthetic
I thought this was going to be in the video haha
@@mp2067 John talks about it at 3:32 😊
It's peak NaNoWriMo, is what it is.
It's not exactly the rockstar lifestyle, but it might be something better.
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"TikTok is the Hard Drugs of the Social Internet" is a little too true.
High-potency, short-acting.
For some reason, when i saw this comment (but not when I heard John say that) Kesha's "Your love is my drug" was playing in my head, but I imagined a parody where it goes "tick tock is my drug."
But she also has a song called tick tock. So her early album is just playing in my head.
All this is to say your comment got an entire album stuck in my head.
John should come to my English as a foreign language class with 9 year olds, we are currently studying the weekdays and the difference between Tuesday and Thursday :)
I wore my Pizza Johns baseball shirt to the grocery store. Then this guy came up to me and said, “is that like a restaurant where everyone has mustaches?” And then I kind of explained pizzamas in like 15 seconds. Then he said “cool” and proceeded to tell me about his mortal combat cosplay UA-cam channel for 20 minutes.
Mixed blessings indeed.
I need to know how you explained Pizzamas to a stranger in 15 sec cause I can't even explain it to my family in 15 min
@@kieleyevatt2232 true story haha
@@kieleyevatt2232 hahaha I said something like, “you ever heard about the fault in our stars? Well, him and his brother make UA-cam videos and a longtime ago one of them had a mustache and really liked pizza so people made fun of him by creating this thing called pizza John. Now we celebrate it.
"Gooood morning Hank. It's Tuesday." Followed by "it's the 2nd to last day of Pizzamas." 😄
"Good morning, Hank. It's Tuesday" has long since just become a way of saying, "Hello! My video is starting now!" in John's brain. 😆
One of my favorite things about Pizzamas videos is auto captions trying to figure out "Pizzamas" as a word
I've seen Pizza Miss, Pizza Mist, Pizza missed, Pete's miss, and so many more, and it delights me every time
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Sounds like a free pun generator, now here's to praying no one makes the obvious pun
Pete's Miss has to be the best one, I love it
a round of applaus for this amazing Pizza John bento 👏
haha aw thank you thank you 😸
One might say it it takes the pie.
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John is really on point with the days of the week.
It's truly incredible. -John
Me too apparently lol since I didn’t even notice he was wrong til I looked at the comments
if this continues, I threaten to start using my phone for getting the weekday. Or windows calendar. Or asking a colleague. This weekday service is very unreliable!
oh my god it isn't tuesday
"If it rides I lives" it is not only a top tier tik tok catchphrase, it is also a nugget of wisdom that helps me to understand life!
It was so great to meet you both last night! The event was nothing short of magical! If it rides, I lives!
This is the Coltan who made the shirt! -John
Hi Coltan who made the shirt! I just bought the shirt yesterday, loved it so much, knew from the moment I saw it that would be my Pizzamas shirt this year. Thanks for making it!
That shirt design totally does ride.
I love the work you did for pizzamas! Thank you for such a lovely design!
its a fantastic design and my chosen Pizzamas shirt this year! thankyou for my new fave article of clothing (i also got my AwesomeSocks from last month and they're pelicans so it was a tough call for first place)
What really gets me about the universe is that it’s simultaneously unimaginably big and it’s also EXPANDING
NO EDGE
@@silverandexact NO EDGE
"So I am a probably infinite thing, which has no edges, and is also expanding." -The Universe
Time to bring back the "No Edge" shirt. Mine is pretty used up at this point, could use a new one.
@@bluetoes591 Yesssss I want one so bad
Y'all should do a buzzfeed style personality quiz next Pizzamass to help people pick a shirt when they can only buy one
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Maybe instead of “take the cake” You can say “take the pie” because pizzas are a kind of pie!
Oh no
wait that's true actually! look at you being all smart🥰
Pizza is a sandwich, like hotdogs.
@@csn583 no
@@csn583 At first was resistant but now that I think about it, it's a kind of open-faced sandwich. As an aussie who eats meat pies, a pizza is way closer to a sandwich than a pie to me
Hi john, im winter. You probably do not remember me Pizzamas after dark yesterday was great, i gave you and hank a crocheted ball, but i got distracted and forgot to tell you what it was for. I call these buddies, and they sit on your desk or in your bag and they comfort you when you are anxious or scared or sad. I have found them really helpful and i hope you like them too. I know their is like a 2% chance you read this but im writing it anyway.
-Winter
I'm gonna add a little + in hopes that it bumps your comment.
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(those buddies sound very cute and I'm glad they help you!)
thanks sm!
Tuesdays are my favorite Thursdays, especially when they are Question Tuesdays! :)
"The day that I answer real questions from real Nerdfighters." - John
i thought to myself "oh hank is using pizza john camouflage" and then i thought man that's a shirt idea
My hubby calling TikTok ADHD TV & John calling it hard drugs are hilarious parallels.
Maureen, who currently has a book getting ready to come out, seems to know how to write books.
I have to add that her Truly Devious series is literally my favorite book series… soooo
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She always seems to be writing 12 books at once while also claiming ignorance of how writing works.
@@moiradarling97 It's *so* good. Box in the Woods was my favorite of the series so far and I am v. excited for Nine Liars.
@@untappedinkwell oh my god I love the whole series so much. Their isn’t many series I have reread but this one I have. I’m so excited for Nine Liars, the plot sounds amazing.
That whole "writing a book while sitting across from someone who's also writing a book" business sounds strangely enjoyable. I'm not even an author, but for some reason I just wanna try it.
It’s actually a great way to work. I often get a lot more done this way. Even over zoom.
Co-working streams on Twitch are surprisingly nice.
NaNoWriMo this could be you all November 😁. A perfect time for non authors to write book like things.
I think the part that I would enjoy the most is the silence, as well as the time spent with others without a need for complicated socialization.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 companionable silence is a thing!
I'm currently avoiding worried looks in the office in my ONION shirt that came in yesterday.
Yet another day where the brothers aren’t in a Rax. Commit. to. the. bit.
I laughed so hard at the pizza John bento...just the image of someone laboring over that rice with a pipette is peak this community
They're in these comments and they 3D-printed a topping-mask.
@@csn583 even better. What a boss move!
Plus, could be a merch prototype for next year...
"The button's not there." H.G. Thank you for this clarity - I hope to remember to use this in the future.
It’s not at all true, and it’s also peak conservatism - not in the sense of being right-wing, but in the sense of assuming the status quo is just a fact of life.
@@d.f.4830 So ... where exactly is the button to stop all social media?
@@CL-go2ji in the US at least: section 230, protections on free speech, government control/non-control of infrastructure -- take your pick. maybe there's not a single button but there are definitely buttons, because there are constructed things (physical and otherwise) that make social media possible in the first place. And anything constructed can be deconstructed.
I washed my yellow giraffe love t-shirt with new red jeans in 2011, and now it is a peach giraffe love t-shirt, so the darks and lights thing is a matter of priorities IMO.
Next year can we get some Hank Pizzamas merch? I know John is the face of this special time, but I'd love some stuff with Hank's face.
In the past Hank has had a pizza john style rendition for Corndogs and for the phrase "No Edge". Hilariously, secret sister Maureen Johnson also had a shirt pizza john style that just said "STARE".
So, yeah, if they wanted to bring back any of those, that would be awesome. Especially given the cursed corndogs of the P4A.
0:15 IT'S THE VISIBLE REMINDER OF INVISIBLE LIGHT
YES
Hank Green drops the pizzajohn rug revealing Hank Green in a green-faced John Green shirt. It's a good day.
PIZZAMAS MERCH IDEA:a red card board box with johns amazing mustachioed face and under in bold white text reads
“SNEEZING IS NOT NORMAL I NEVER SNEEZE”
You might be interested in the 2021 sticker pack--Sneetza John featured prominently there!
I love how they never explicitly say that it’s question Tuesday, we just know.
That's why John said it's Tuesday.
Hello from Olympia, WA 😊 just got some t-shirts for my sister and I for Christmas, I can’t wait to expand my pizzamas collection!!!
Awww, that's going to be so fun!
I will be installing a Pizza John bust at my desk - purely for my own amusement. The baffled coworkers are a strong bonus.
I genuinely cannot believe that at 0:17 John didn't say "It's the visible sign of the invisible light."
Pizza John bento is the greatest culinary artwork I've ever seen. Pizza John pizzas are cool and all, but this is something unique that took a spark of inspiration.
Aw shucks thank you so much 😁🙈
I’ve not really watched the vlogbrothers in years. But recently John and Hank TikToks have appeared in my feed and it brought me back. Such a big fan of the things you guys have done and continue to do.
Welcome back!
Pizzamas is the very definition of "Commit to the bit" Well done and thank you
I am SO glad Henry and I are on the same page regarding Pizzamas shirt selection.
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I heard Pete Davidson has been cast in the latest Ben Stiller project.
Did you know Pete's a John? Ben too!?
I tried but couldn't quite get the bento / Ben too joke to work. 🤷♀️
That Pizza John bento needs to be a shirt design next Pizzamas!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Ohh you think so too? I was thinking about mocking up a design actually... 😁
Henry's favourite shirt being the 'I lives' shirt is really all the convincing I need to checkout my cart right now
Au contraire, John! You may in fact say "take the cake" as long as it is a pizza cake. Which i've seen nerdfighteria produce at least a few of over the years.
I hid in the bathroom at work to watch this and I’m not upset about it
The Cars vs series is one of my favorite things ever.
That bento box is amazing and looks delicious!
Haha thank you! Ngl I kinda focused more on aesthetics than flavour so the rice was kinda dry I really should have put a layer of meat or something under the top layer of rice 😅 but after adding a little sriracha and Kewpie mayo at lunch time it was pretty tasty in the end 😁🤤
@@SuperAndrewlove I am hungry just reading the reply- even though I'm a vegetarian.
Loving the Pizzamas reunion spectacular!!
same!
Great video!! The gag at the beginning with Hank holding up the Pizza John rug was hilarious.
Can't believe my favorite time of year is almost over. Pizzamas goes by too fast!
yippee the boys are still together!
I started watching just some months ago (mainly because scishow brought me here), but I am utterly lost on the inside references and jokes and I guess the throwbacks to previous discussions. Still, it is oddly homely and amusing, I kind of appreciate being alienated and just grasping the fundament interactions you have with the public and your brother... \o/
Keep hanging out though! People are great in thecomments about explaining if you have specific questions. It's how I got sucked in. A nice comment section? Count me in!
Hello and welcome!! We're glad you're here with us. If you have any questions in particular, feel free to ask, and honestly, as long as you're having a good time, that's good enough!
Some important calendar dates you might want a heads up for:
Esther Day (Aug. 3): Nerdfighter Esther Earl asked John and Hank to spend her birthday celebrating familial and friend love. John and Hank have to say "I love you" to each other. The whole community gets involved these days.
Pizzamas (what we're currently celebrating, every fall): A two week period of community collaboration featuring weekday video uploads, a crap ton of memes, and a consumerist fixation on pizza john.
Project for Awesome (annual, February): A 48 hour continuous livestream dedicated to raising money charity. The livestream features teams from SciShow, Crash Course, Complexly, and a few other UA-camrs and TikTokers, as well as highlights a bunch of charities that are doing good work. Anyone can make a video highlighting a charity, and those charities gain the chance to be featured on the livestream and can win grants from the Foundation to Decrease World Suck.
Other than that--welcome, enjoy your stay, and Don't Forget To Be Awesome!
I'm watching this video 5 days late while eating my pizza salad...or salad pizza? I don't really understand what I'm eating or how it got to be, but it's there and it's delightful, much like pizzamas. Thank you for a delightful pizzamas, Hank and John!
I have no reasons but this might have been my favorite Pizzamas video this year. No reasons. Just vibes.
John is like me and about 40% of the time I don’t know what day it is.
The last time I "arrived" this early my second son was conceived.
John saying "he did a magic" with the most lovingly unimpressed older brother energy = peak
Your kids have impeccable taste. Those are my two favorite designs this year.
How on earth did you manage to miss the perfect opportunity for “take the pie”
Y'all had me questioning if it was really Tuesday or not 🤣🤣🤣
Hank, my roommate who you called last night was too shocked to ask this question while you were talking to him: if he had said yes, Awesome Socks on or off?
Merry Pizzamas!
Just bought the Pizza Box John shirt. I never thought I would own a shirt like this, but I guess this shows I am capable of change even after I turn 40.
Why does Hank look much younger in any video with John? 🤣
Pizzamas is the only time of year where I’m okay with every video being an ad.
(Seriously though, I feel like too many of these vlogbrothers videos are asking me to spend money on something)
BUT unlike other commercialised holidays, the aim with pizzamas is not to stuff the pockets of big corporations, it is instead to improve healthcare outcomes in Sierra Leone.
@@jessw1168 Yeah that's why I can't have much against it. It's just that the vlogbrothers have so many of these things that you can buy or subscribe to that I've started to feel like it's almost in all videos.
For pizzamas I do actually think they should promote the hell out of it on the channel itself because that's the whole point. Also in Project for Awesome it's all good.
Actually, always it's all good. It's their channel. It just seems to be that they do it more now in more videos. That's all
Pizza John Bento absolutely takes the pizza
thank youuuu 👼
Starting off with a bang. Wrong T-day.
YES PLEASE make one of those shape thingies for next pizzamas, please please please and thank you
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Penultimate day
Pizzamas, you just started!
John and Hank work hard
#pizzamaster_pizzas_revenge
"you're in my light" chef's kiss
I didn't know you made a Pizza John bento and if this isn't love, idk what is. The bento and I are gonna run off into the sunset and wreak havoc in the west. Like Bonnie and Clyde. (idk why them. It just seemed to fit and who am I to judge the analogies the gods see fit to bestow upon me)
I've been subscribed to this channel since 2007 and this is my first pizzamas where I finally bought the shirt! I got the OG one, and I had to get the pins because I'm a pin junkie
Awww, that's wonderful! Here's to many more pizzamases, purchases or no!
Slinging pizzamas merch like pro. ❤ Bravo, John. And get some rest, Hank!
The fact that I thought the rug was floating at the beginning 😂
I have never separated my laundry my entire adult life. Wash everything in cold and you're good to go. That being said, linens and towels get washed in hot... and other than white sheets, I don't own anything else white, so I can't really say if this is good advice. YMMV.
Just so you know my non-nerdfighter friend saw my pizzamas nalgine today and loves absolutely everything about it except the part with John’s face
So it goes 😂
i love how it looks like hank was cut off at the end
It's like a mini dear hank and John
“But the button's not there”
That hit me
National treasures, the both of you!
anyone who bought the onion shirt and will wear it in public has balls of steel
0:43 this moment speaks to me by name ! 😆
I keep saying "If it rides, I lives" more time than anyone who has to endure me saying it can comprehend it.
I so love these brothers.
This video smells like there should’ve been an unlisted long version in the doobly-doo
You should have gone with "It takes the pie ... the pizza pie!"
pizzamas merch idea: a thing with a leopard print design except the leopard spots are pizza johns
Pizza John soccer scarf? Do we have that already?
I know we've done a DFTBA soccer scarf. Not sure if we've done pizza john. I feel like we have, but can't say for sure.
It's actually Thursday. Are you still drunk from last night? 🤣🤣😉
I wore my pizza pi shirt today, and I would like to suggest a pizza pi john next year
ITS THURSDAY JOHN ❤️
I sense a hank behind that john
Other fun puzzle doodad idea: Rubik's cube with each face (badumtss 🥁) being a different historical iteration of Pizza John
John and Maureen reunion video please!
It's okay. It doesn't take the cake...
It takes the π.
next level. +++
I can totally believe the idea that Maureen Johnson has written as many books as she has but doesn't actually know how it keeps happening.
She has no idea where these books keep coming from. She just opens up a text file and there's an entire novel worth of words she has no recollection of writing.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Peak Auntie MJ energy, tbh.
happy pizzamas! glad i got the if i rides i lives shirts when i did their awsome :D
As someone who enjoyed both Suite Scarlet and Paper Towns. 10/10 would recommend y'all writing cross from each other more.
That tiktok person is definitely incorrect, John's covid cars vs. video is one of the best vlogbrothers videos of all time
Cars Versus is maybe the best thing I've seen this year. I suspect the people who like it REALLY like it!
TW:CW: suicidal ideation:
I was feeling really bad tonight & decided I'd check my UA-cam notification, which led me to catch up on the last 5 videos you guys posted. And I'm feeling much more calm and safe now. So thank you. ❤
Thank you for the content warning, and thank you for sharing :)
Although I don't know if that strong of a warning is necessary for what you actually wrote. *shrug*
Light is the visible sign of the invisible light