Cory has more Grey matter per cubic inch compared to any other human. The issue is that 40% of it is occupied by how to draw pornography, 50% sonic encyclopedic knowledge, and 10% other stuff like how to breathe
I'd say it's more a venn diagram with hentay and "commission art" at the center and everything else is just orbiting that. His knowledge is intertwined
@@ZER0O9 it's a pretty anime but like having there be an incest suplot between a 16 year old boy and his 11 year old sister first episode is extremely off putting
@@eminempreg if I'm remembering it right they aren't actually siblings or at least not by blood but of course if someone quit watching after ep1 they wouldn't know that, idk I guess everyone's different, stuff like that doesnt put me off when it comes to anime, it did in game of thrones however.
That's how serial killers get freed. Man, he sounds crazy, but it's just so funny, theres no way he decapitated 79 people and kept them in his freezer, hes TOO FUNNY to do that ?!?!?!?
cory: "i know i always joke about like, wanting to boink amy but its like, come on they've been the same age for like a hundred years gimme a break like - - " chris: "cory no one was asking dude" so much funnier than it even needed to be
Zach talking about Putin, Zielinski, and Shadow inexplicably reminded me of the canonical president of the world having a picture of Sonic and Shadow on his official working desk and I had a laughing breakdown.
Fun fact: Rouge is the only one that canonically has a belly button, look up SA2: Battle alternative outfits. It was later removed in the later games, devastating all belly enthusiast in the process.
Love how the Amy cutscene during the credits caused Cory to have to address and defend himself over how horny it made him, as if we could already tell what was going through his mind as she put her hands on her hips
I was about to rant about Corey being a degenerate, but then... Then he said "Rotisserie chicken" and I realised he's the most valuable member of the Oneyplays team.
At like 5:50 I can hear Zach in the background of Cory's mic saying "I gotta be honest with ya" and then the video cuts forward. I will forever wonder what he said, lol
This Cory arc of OneyPlays seems to be based on the theme of "trying to do a bit that nobody fully understands". I hope the finale is as strong as the beginning.
Cory describing the figure was really reminding me of the one my boss got me as a joke, lo and behold they show the picture and its the exact same one. Rough..
It's always nice to hear Oney and friends talk about japanese culture, like their discussions about ahegao or Jeff's unhealthy obsession with Toon Link.
so Chris has been having a recurring nightmare since childhood about a specific room in his grandparents' house that "feels evil" and "is where something bad happens"? that feels...significant
15:00 You can hear Cory internally screaming in panic for bringing this up, doing all he can to avoid saying, from the manual, "Amy Rose is twelve years old."
Which doesn't even make sense because she literally has a lease on an apartment and a decent amount of emotional intelligence, _neither_ of which has a 12 year old _ever_ had. It's actually stupid
I'd read a fancomic about Amy meeting Cream the Slug after losing her jaw in a traumatic hammer accident and their budding friendship helping her start moving forward with her life again. It'd be kino.
I'm convinced Review Brah is actually a vampire and someone could show me a faded black and white long exposure family portrait dated from 1793 of a small teenager in a comically large suit and I absolutely would not be surprised.
I love that the comments are just "damn corey says some fucking insane shit" and, yea. I'm more amazed at how bad he is at this game considering how much he loves it.
Its probably not that deep but I have an analysis of Chris's empty skyscraper dream. The skyscraper is Oneyplays, it's large and impressive (i.e. lots of subscribers/views, the main thing he is known for atm) but doesn't contain any of the content Oney probably considers his actual work/creative output (i.e. animation/game-development), therefore empty. However, he still gets to "climb around" and have fun with it, and at the end of the day he still owns a "skyscraper", so he is happy with it, in the dream and irl.
@@joev_ It was a guy who was trying to fix Sonic the Hedgehog by essentially redesigning him and the gameplay to be completely different things with barely any relation to their original counterparts. Sonic was more hedgehog-like with a backpack and he travelled through like a rainforest and solved puzzles. He was also mute and essentially was a completely different character. I don't really remember the nitty gritty but you get the point. I remember watching that video years ago and scrolling down to the comments to see hordes of people screaming at him because he missed the point of Sonic and his gameplay completely.
@@joev_ It is. I just searched for it right now. It's called "Dear Sega - A Sonic the Hedgehog Redesign". It's a re-upload because, as the funny boys said, he took down the original. I would link it to you but UA-cam hates links.
Man! I remember the Sonic with a backpack guy, he sounded really pedantic. He also suggested a redesign of Sonic with two black dots instead of his normal “eye”. I was looking for that video years ago to no avail, but now I know what happened to it.
these are possibly the most inchorent videos the boys have put out sleepy cast included which is saying a lot since corey was drunk on 75% of those podcasts
As soon as Cory was like: "I don't even recall how to fight this guy." I just had this feeling of creeping dread. This fight made me wanna bite my fingers off as a kid.
I had a dream last night where I had gotten news that Tomar passed away and it had made me as sad as when my grandpa passed away. I'm glad it was only a dream because I don't want to live in a Tomarless world. He is a stabilizing force on reality, it's why the emeralds exist in the first place.
Zach's knowledge about the world finally being revealed is awesome to see. With this and the Civ series, I'm loving it. :) Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Chris underwent so much character development in this series, from being the virgin misogynist hating Team Rose to being the IQ 300 feminist (involuntarily) allowing them to be played at the end
Chris's dream reminds me of the Lost Kingdom level from Mario Odyssey, where Mario falls out of the sky and lands on an island with a purple sky and a purple ocean.
coreys not entirely wrong rouge does have a camel toe textured on her sa2 model but it isn't like a big secret inverted model or what ever he's saying also a lot of sa2's textures are made from photographs so its not a 0% chance that its a photo of a camel toe
@@GoyBenius_0901 That's probably about how long it's been since I've seen No game no life. The novel for that is complete tho. Season 2 when Madhouse. You gave Overlord 3seasons but can't spare another one for no game no life 😭
Cory creates an aura of confusion that destroys any attempt by Zach and Chris to have one of their iconic character roleplays. Amazing
The power of autism.
More like “The General Gay”. Shut up.
no one has ever explained cory as well as this comment
yo momma creates an aura of confusion
Aura of Confusion is Cory's signature defense move
Cory has more Grey matter per cubic inch compared to any other human. The issue is that 40% of it is occupied by how to draw pornography, 50% sonic encyclopedic knowledge, and 10% other stuff like how to breathe
I like that "how to breath" is categorized as "other stuff" lmfao
He sounds like a very dense-brained human that we spongebrains can't understand no matter how hard we try.
I'd say it's more a venn diagram with hentay and "commission art" at the center and everything else is just orbiting that. His knowledge is intertwined
does sonic encyclopedic knowledge count chris chan too?
I read that as grey hair per pubic inch.
Cory's mind:
Happy meal toys
Japenese sibling love
*Quirky Japanese sibling lovers.
Don't forget the sheer amount of Sonic lore that takes up about 80% of his brain capacity
@@Vaguer_Weevil wuppo?
He also knows about the whole Chris Chan lore, and every time he dicusses it, his eyes turn milky white.
@@Ryan-hj8il
Yup, the Wum fits perfectly for the avatar shape
Cory is starting to sound more and more like water people the longer this series goes on.
Let's keep going.
By the time they're finished his boyd will be 99% H2O.
The time at the sponge factory really got to him
@@miffedakko9312 I wonder how someone who hasn't listened to Sleepycast interprets this.
@@knutandersson4606 absolute babel
I've been drinkin' tap water and eatin' out my microwave all day.
“You got scammed, owned and fucked” is going on my tombstone
Cory talking about No Game No Life whilst being totally incoherent is amazing
the shame of instantly knowing what he meant.
@@serenity8839 why the shame? It was good, the only anime shame I had was Naruto and DBS.
@@ZER0O9 it's a pretty anime but like having there be an incest suplot between a 16 year old boy and his 11 year old sister first episode is extremely off putting
@@eminempreg if I'm remembering it right they aren't actually siblings or at least not by blood but of course if someone quit watching after ep1 they wouldn't know that, idk I guess everyone's different, stuff like that doesnt put me off when it comes to anime, it did in game of thrones however.
@@eminempreg Well, it is only fiction.
Cory being a no game no life fan makes so much sense
Cory has good taste
it's Good life, good game.
@@MitridatedCarbon you’re kinda dense aren’t ya buddy
Cory openly talking about being into incest lolicon in the first minute. Classic Cory!!!
i thought he didn't like cunny
The complete series for this game will be up there with the best
Its like kingdom hearts, where 80% of the time they talk about anything but the game
@@orangejoe2147 nothing can touch the KH Goofy impresions compilation
im starting to relise that once the complete series comes out im gonna be watching that bitch many many times for years to come
I watch the Cory stuff a lot ( re3 windwaker fnaf) can’t wait for this as a complete
*cest
14:00
The idea of eggman hearing them call themselves "Sonic Heroes" and ruthlessly mocking them for it is so funny to me
Always a nice weekend treat to hear Cory talk about incest
Not just any incest japanese incest
Corey’s mum locking up the pets at night fr
cory calling no game no life "good game good life" is such a cory thing to do
He's half right in the end, as always.
THE RoachDoggJR?
Cory describing the incest anime as "quirky" is pure crackhead energy.
What else would you expect from a water person?
No game no life isn't really an incest anime tho
@@FistsTheEchidna1 It does come uncomfortably close, though
@@FistsTheEchidna1 you mean good life good game?
@@zaya5360 honestly I like that title better, I wish Cory got hired to name actual anime.
As soon as they made Zach roleplay rouge I knew that bit would be gold.
It was somehow more confusing than the foreign translater bit.
That "Nope" is so funny!
"Guess what I fucking just did?" LMFAOOOO Zach just doing a slut is by far the funniest bit i ever heard
@@ThePerceptivision It's just funny to think about Rouge the Bat cheating on Shadow and being so shitty and dismissive about it!!
Let’s hope Putin doesn’t get a chaos emerald
Whatever dribble comes out of Cory's mouth is either highly illegal or so incoherently stupid it sounds genius. This guy is an AI from the future
I am from the year 202020 I can confiyrm
The dribble that comes out of his mouth is toxic and melts his brain
That’s why Ai Dungeon was so vulgar when he started playing!
@@Skud_paimon the dribble is his melted fanta brain
That's how serial killers get freed. Man, he sounds crazy, but it's just so funny, theres no way he decapitated 79 people and kept them in his freezer, hes TOO FUNNY to do that ?!?!?!?
cory: "i know i always joke about like, wanting to boink amy but its like, come on they've been the same age for like a hundred years gimme a break like - - "
chris: "cory no one was asking dude"
so much funnier than it even needed to be
"She's been canonically 8 years old for too long, I can't hold back forever"
Zach talking about Putin, Zielinski, and Shadow inexplicably reminded me of the canonical president of the world having a picture of Sonic and Shadow on his official working desk and I had a laughing breakdown.
Easily one of the funniest Game Grumps moments was Arin losing all train of thought and just losing his shit when that popped up
LMAOOOOOO
Fun fact: Rouge is the only one that canonically has a belly button, look up SA2: Battle alternative outfits. It was later removed in the later games, devastating all belly enthusiast in the process.
Guptil89 punching the air rn
Love how the Amy cutscene during the credits caused Cory to have to address and defend himself over how horny it made him, as if we could already tell what was going through his mind as she put her hands on her hips
We would’ve heard his rapid panting and heartbeat increase
"Can we piss off Sonic fans and get people to draw Cream as a slug?"
As a Sonic fan I would adore that
Trying to listen to Cory tell a story over the course of 2-3 episodes makes me feel like I'm stuck in an insane asylum. There's nothing else like it
I was about to rant about Corey being a degenerate, but then... Then he said "Rotisserie chicken" and I realised he's the most valuable member of the Oneyplays team.
How DARE you even consider speaking ill of Cory spazkid
@@PALACIO254 pls 4giv. I'm not worthy of even talking about our most Knowledgeable King Horey Corey Spazzkyd the I of Lolcowillia
hes an ultra-sperg
He's our special little Corey, emphasis on "special" with like 4 underlines and a big red circle around it
I loooove rotisery chicken
I seriously have to question why Chris keeps trying to do bits knowing full well Cory is incapable of improv
Because Chris is a dummy-dumb just not to the extent Cory is.
every failure involving cory is as good or better than a complete skit without him. failing with style.
It's because he hasn't been taking classes
"I'm only the Camera Man" Proves you wrong.
@@drifter402 such a fucking good one
Cory saying "rotisserie" was him trying to say "Rotund-uh"
Lmao great call back
"If she's drunk, she's legal."
Thanks Cory!
Every time cory shares something he disturbs me, but he sounds like a cool dude
scares me how badly he sucks at this boss
That's basically the same way I've felt about him since I subscribed to him for his flash stuff over a decade ago.
At like 5:50 I can hear Zach in the background of Cory's mic saying "I gotta be honest with ya" and then the video cuts forward. I will forever wonder what he said, lol
This Cory arc of OneyPlays seems to be based on the theme of "trying to do a bit that nobody fully understands". I hope the finale is as strong as the beginning.
Cory describing the figure was really reminding me of the one my boss got me as a joke, lo and behold they show the picture and its the exact same one. Rough..
Your boss bought you a loli figurine? 🤔😭
that video of it was like one of the funniest "Misfit Toy" features ever
@@RodScorpion100 😭😭😭 UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@tek3576 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You're self employed aren't you?
It's always nice to hear Oney and friends talk about japanese culture, like their discussions about ahegao or Jeff's unhealthy obsession with Toon Link.
@Jack and Bt Sandwich "Eugh, Toon Link! *My favorite!"*
so Chris has been having a recurring nightmare since childhood about a specific room in his grandparents' house that "feels evil" and "is where something bad happens"? that feels...significant
The fact that no one commented on it aside from Zach’s nervous laugh makes me think they don’t want to trigger Chris
I wonder..
oh NO
OH FUCK
Corey’s brain will eventually reach critical mass and liquefy, taking thousands with him
It'll be the end of akira
Jawless Amy
Cream the Slug
Cheese the Botfly
Now that's a wacky cast of characters!
15:00 You can hear Cory internally screaming in panic for bringing this up, doing all he can to avoid saying, from the manual, "Amy Rose is twelve years old."
Which doesn't even make sense because she literally has a lease on an apartment and a decent amount of emotional intelligence, _neither_ of which has a 12 year old _ever_ had. It's actually stupid
After Sleepycast and the green m&m. I understand Corey on a spiritual level.
Was it Corey or Stamper who wanted to fuck the Green MnM
This is official and real btw: Dr. Eggman funds all of his schemes using the money he makes from the Amusement Park and Casino-themed levels.
"I don't know, I'm only the camera man!"
God bless you Corey 🤣
I cant believe how fast zach generated that insane cory meeting amy hypothetical
He has a rapid fire imagination
That bit just fell the fuck apart. I fucking love it
I'd read a fancomic about Amy meeting Cream the Slug after losing her jaw in a traumatic hammer accident and their budding friendship helping her start moving forward with her life again. It'd be kino.
Honestly, with how many Sonic fancomics there are? There's probably already at least 3 with that concept.
that just sounds like katawa shoujo but with sonic characters
The first 6 minutes were some of the most degenerate conversations I've ever had to hear.
Keep it up, this is an iconic trio
I'm convinced Review Brah is actually a vampire and someone could show me a faded black and white long exposure family portrait dated from 1793 of a small teenager in a comically large suit and I absolutely would not be surprised.
Chris's version of Persia better be a level in Bowlbo.
"I love how brutal Revewbra is"
"this rat man"
ded
Cory got scammed with a bootleg No Game No Life figure lmao.
Big fax
When I buy plastic online me jaw drops ten feet down and I squee and wave my arms
Cory would be the type of guy to own No Game No Life merch.
Anything with the title "Jawless Amy" is guaranteed to be funny.
Whatever you do Cory, please please PLEASE don’t draw smut of Jawless Amy Rose, my little heart can’t take it.
I love that the comments are just "damn corey says some fucking insane shit" and, yea. I'm more amazed at how bad he is at this game considering how much he loves it.
He's somehow managed to memorize every shortcut in every level yet still lacks the skill not to die every few minutes
hes not *that* bad (?)
I’d get distracted and suck at the game too if I constantly had people saying “cream the slug” in my ear
damn the cutscenes look amazing like the Pakistani McDonalds Sonic happy meal commercial
Its probably not that deep but I have an analysis of Chris's empty skyscraper dream. The skyscraper is Oneyplays, it's large and impressive (i.e. lots of subscribers/views, the main thing he is known for atm) but doesn't contain any of the content Oney probably considers his actual work/creative output (i.e. animation/game-development), therefore empty. However, he still gets to "climb around" and have fun with it, and at the end of the day he still owns a "skyscraper", so he is happy with it, in the dream and irl.
As a persian i can confirm our sky is always purple and all of us live in a cool little Oasis
Do you think Corey hotglues his Mcdonalds Sonic toys?
Absolutely
He glues them together in a ball and rolls them around the house like katamari
You dont?
having Cory around has honestly been the biggest treat, especially if you're from the 2014 SleepyCast era.
18:53 “okay she’s drunk? She’s legal…” -Cory
more to add to the list of creepy cory.
Not even unironically. Guy literally seems like a creep that would make everyone around his uncomfortable
16:02 That video has been living rent-free in my head for years. I thought I was the only one who remembered it.
What video is it
@@joev_ It was a guy who was trying to fix Sonic the Hedgehog by essentially redesigning him and the gameplay to be completely different things with barely any relation to their original counterparts. Sonic was more hedgehog-like with a backpack and he travelled through like a rainforest and solved puzzles. He was also mute and essentially was a completely different character. I don't really remember the nitty gritty but you get the point.
I remember watching that video years ago and scrolling down to the comments to see hordes of people screaming at him because he missed the point of Sonic and his gameplay completely.
@@Nyjietha Lol that’s funny, do u think the vid is still on youtube
@@joev_ It is. I just searched for it right now. It's called "Dear Sega - A Sonic the Hedgehog Redesign". It's a re-upload because, as the funny boys said, he took down the original.
I would link it to you but UA-cam hates links.
@@Nyjietha Thank u kindly
The Persia dream sounds like his inner instinct to go to Syria with uncle Ryan…
Knuckles sounds like Big Wakey, can we expect a collab in the near future.
Man! I remember the Sonic with a backpack guy, he sounded really pedantic. He also suggested a redesign of Sonic with two black dots instead of his normal “eye”. I was looking for that video years ago to no avail, but now I know what happened to it.
I love how Corey's Sonic impression is just Martin Burke from the OVA lmao
On quaaludes.
these are possibly the most inchorent videos the boys have put out sleepy cast included which is saying a lot since corey was drunk on 75% of those podcasts
As soon as Cory was like: "I don't even recall how to fight this guy." I just had this feeling of creeping dread. This fight made me wanna bite my fingers off as a kid.
Cory is such a beautiful addition to OneyPlays, he makes every playthrough he's featured in memorable
Lmfao the reveal that the "cute" figure was topless made me choke on my drink
Oney-Zach-Corey has to be my all time favorite funni boi combo, this playthrough has been a blast so far.
Cory is the literal physical embodiment of The Orb of Confusion from spongebob
I love Cream the Snail and Vanilla the Salt Shaker. My favorite Sonic characters, can't wait for the fan art.
chris talking about holiday in persia sounds like zach reminiscing about his sabbatical in the Ottoman Empire.
I think we can all agree that Chris is the 'Big the Cat' of OneyPlays
Julian is big the cat 100%
@@pongo1342 Yeah Julian has an epic parasol/fishing rod that he can float around like Totoro with, and Ding Dong is constantly getting kidnapped
The idea of Cream being a Slug instead of a Bunnie will be haunting my head for days thanks :)
"The Adventures of Jawless Amy and Cream the slug"
I hope Chris renders his little Persian paradise in blender at some point
Lol “they couldn’t get the original voice actor cuz he was laughing too hard.”
11:30 I decoded Chris' dream about the giant tower. The tower is a metaphor for his body, and the attic represents his mind.
Chris has already been to blessed Syria on a holy vaycay. It's only a matter of time until he makes his way to Persia.
I had a dream last night where I had gotten news that Tomar passed away and it had made me as sad as when my grandpa passed away. I'm glad it was only a dream because I don't want to live in a Tomarless world. He is a stabilizing force on reality, it's why the emeralds exist in the first place.
Can’t wait to see someone try to animate the rouge shadow sonic scenario.
How often does Cory dream of Jawless Amy
Zach's knowledge about the world finally being revealed is awesome to see. With this and the Civ series, I'm loving it. :)
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
16:57 slippin in the Tail's Gets Trolled reference i see Cory
10:44 Getting a glimpse of a dream place your mind is supposed to have created is such a neat thing.
cory's story has now solidified him as sus
Chris’ sonic adventure 2 shadow impression is so fucking good lmao “Huh!”
Chris underwent so much character development in this series, from being the virgin misogynist hating Team Rose to being the IQ 300 feminist (involuntarily) allowing them to be played at the end
Was very sad thinking this series was ending when the credits rolled, happy it seems to be continuing :D
Every episode I relate to Cory more. Then I look into the mirror and I fear what looks back at me.
At least Cory is talented and cute
6:16 This whole Sonic role play is insane lol
Chris's dream reminds me of the Lost Kingdom level from Mario Odyssey, where Mario falls out of the sky and lands on an island with a purple sky and a purple ocean.
Was that the "Mario ah-ah-ah" level?
@@NateCorran He might have actually dreamt of that level.
Cory is my spirit animal, finding someone who's more of a degen than me makes me feel more comfortable in my skin.
The fact he has a girlfriend too is encouraging
Cope
@@fallenstudent1103 go back
Disgusting
that's sad
11:34 it’s because you feel unfulfilled about your success. You believe it is all superficial.
coreys not entirely wrong rouge does have a camel toe textured on her sa2 model but it isn't like a big secret inverted model or what ever he's saying also a lot of sa2's textures are made from photographs so its not a 0% chance that its a photo of a camel toe
Zach and Chris clearly not at all sympathetic to Cory getting a shoddy hentai-esque figurine, haha~
sometimes i realize im such a degenerate freak that has no salvation but then i remember cory and i feel better again
That's like having a weight of 500 pounds and thinking that at least you're not as fat as a whale
That's not saying much
Cory, I caught that 'Tails Gets Trolled' reference even though nobody else did. Good stuff. Made me lol.
I know it’s only a dream but one can only wish for more sleepycabin.
Love Cory neglecting the fact that the girl from no game no life is like literally eleven
I love that people are bringing that up as if fictional character ages matter.
@@Hollow_Tim You should just turn yourself in at this point 💀
@@Hollow_Tim mental gymnastics
It's because no one cares lol
0:27 That shit hit me like a truck and the guys didn’t even react to that. What a way to open the episode.
I'm fucking crying, I thought he was talking about watamote, was not expecting no game no life.
Watamote, damn I watched the anime for that like 6 years ago lmao, the manga's still fuckin' going too.
@@GoyBenius_0901 That's probably about how long it's been since I've seen No game no life. The novel for that is complete tho. Season 2 when Madhouse. You gave Overlord 3seasons but can't spare another one for no game no life 😭
Watamote is truly a voice for the voiceless, I wouldn't mind a Tomoko fig.
Cory hates Big the Cat because they both compete for the same social niche.
I love the amount of Chris Chan phrases Cory says but no one acknowledges because they don’t know what he’s referencing
Eggman doesn't need money when he has vast aluminum reserves in northern Canada to build an army with.