Did not expect to find a MACHINE comment here lol but as soon as she said she was on a train and got robbed I immediately thought about Bert. I guess hes ruined train robberies for me...
The train robbery story is the BEST I've ever heard on the LLS !! (Maybe 4th time I've watched it; 1st on this compilation.) And Craig's reactions are priceless, especially when his head explodes. Sooo great...
Jay Leno's story was really funny. Takes me back to a time when he was actually quite funny before the Tonight Show flattened his edge. Some of those early appearances on Letterman were brilliant.
@@martinsimpson9293 Of course he did. I guess my joke was a bit obscure. My bad. From one perspective, the right time was actually two years earlier, when he had had enough, and intended to quit. The only reason he stayed on was that Letterman's organization and CBS threw a shit-load of money at him. Anyone who watched the show religiously, as I did, noticed that he was going through the motions those last two seasons. Even then it was still better than anything else on late night TV.
its very similar to Russian mafia. The criminals control zones in the area, there is a "mafia" that controls the trains. They ride them, work on them. They rob the passengers. You can pay them for protection in the areas but you still usually get robbed. The workers on the trains can't do anything but do what they want. Usually even the local police are paid and under their employ. Just what happens in criminal countries where law enforcement is non-existant. Pretty much the same where cartels run the area, and other places. I've heard the Russian mafia train story from THE MACHINE.
it was also a thing in Poland in the 90s, not sure if now though (ive been far abroad for past 10 years). My sister's bf then, at cop school, knew about it n would hide his wallet in his boxers during long train trips to the school. He got drugged once, just like she said by sleeping gas sprayed very covertly, but when he got awake he still had the wallet. I dont know if the robbers would do the whole train, but it was certainly happening. Oh and btw, those train cars had separate rooms for about 6 peeps, 3 plus 3 sitting across from each other, so thats why they were able to work on one such small room at a time without letting others know
Gillian Jacobs! I love her especially in LOVE on Netflix. Great story. Drugged & robbed of her game boy! What a story. She's a Libra too I was born October 16th 1982 & she October 19th same year. She's my dream mate
Its kindof scary how some of these stories follow the same plot progression. I forget where I saw it but there was a video breakdown about how a lot of these stories are rehearsed (not that this show is planned because I love craig) but look into it.
yes, of course. Understand completely. But the info is valid if any Craig fans want to see him doing a Scottish show. They can maybe ,find it , err , somewhere?
I actually heard something similar to what Larry King heard, though less intense. "Anything you want, I can get you" That dude would have been able to get me all sorts of drugs and weapons (in a country where weapons are illegal af)
I traveled with 4 Chinese officials fro milano to Amsterdam, Eurostar 1998..Their compartment was sneak opened in the midnight the money they carried disappeared from the bags/suitcases..I remember it was a heavy and dark night.
7:41 - if its an automatic, does it matter which side the gear shifter is? I can't remember seeing them use an automatic on top gear. Maybe it was there for those who refuse to use a manual car? Or was he driving a manual but said it the wrong way round? 2:54 - Mel Brooks crossed with Arnie? Hope everyone's doing good.
According to my grandmother, you take the legs of the chicken and swing it and bang its head on a chopping block. That knocks out the chicken and then when chop the head off, it doesn't flop around or run around like a chicken with its' head chopped off.
Eyo @Jayleno, I need to ask you an actress' name but all I have is the picture. How do we do that? She worked with Craig on the "life as we know it show with Kelly Osbourne and it immediately got canceled. He said he had to quickly move from that show to the CBS offices cause he had just been informed that he had gotten the Late Late show.
hello mr jayleno fly, can i make a humble suggestion? I,m Glaswegian , ( from Possilpark, less than two miles from Craig,s Springburn ), we were actually both born in the same hospital, Stobhill, which had North Glasgow as it,s catchment area. Anyway, my suggestion, a famous Scottish show ( Still game ) in it,s new season see,s Craig Ferguson Returning to his home town , Glasgow , accent and all. Y,all yanks have to see it. Episode,s called " fall guy " . Enjoy, yanks, you won,t understand the Scottish, though.
Why this Fingers down ? You dont love this ? Okay. .. Gooo....haha Butter Not this stinky Fingers. Ooooop....smell on your nose. ?wishes frommen Austria. Im Not Klaus.
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Larry’s 5 word story is amazing 😂
@Steven H Dude that's gay. I like it.
@Steven H I got another 5 word story for you. Chlamydia your dad is here.
what did he say at the end? what are the 3 short things in life?
@@rayaqin There are 3 sure things in life, death, tax and Apple tree ( name of the racing horse )
@@bat2529 ah I thought there was an adjective there before apple tree. ok ty
The train story was actually in Russia and she got robbed by the Russian mafia by the machine.
Did they spit vodka in her eyes?
Did not expect to find a MACHINE comment here lol but as soon as she said she was on a train and got robbed I immediately thought about Bert. I guess hes ruined train robberies for me...
I know right?! It was so similar
DAH mahSHEEN! =D
@@ispartacus1337 Exactly the same thought here, Phalanx!
The train robbery story is the BEST I've ever heard on the LLS !! (Maybe 4th time I've watched it; 1st on this compilation.) And Craig's reactions are priceless, especially when his head explodes. Sooo great...
The gift that KEEPS ON GIVING! Thanks Jay-Man
it feels like Christmas time every time you post a new video :D
u have 49k subs
@@TheJayLenoFly unfortunately the channel is about to die but at least I have these videos to make me happier :)
@@CrashForce somebodys confident and optimistic :P
@@Spiedi2012 lol
It is christmas now...
Notice how these stories are not perfect. They feel really genuine
The other shows rehearse the stories and discuss them with representatives of the show beforehand. This seems genuine.
This guy is fucking amazing, I've been watching these videos for some days and I can't stop, he's so genuine
Early Christmas present, Thank you JLF
2 days late, but I'll always be here watching Ya works JayLeno Fly
Oh Britta’s in this?
Nah. Gillian's the best. 😉
Gillian Jacobs @ her maximum hottness!! 🔥🔥💖💖
Love her. Community is such a great show
@@gabbar51ngh I wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowed when I saw her for the first time @S01E01 💖💖💖
Jay Leno's story was really funny. Takes me back to a time when he was actually quite funny before the Tonight Show flattened his edge. Some of those early appearances on Letterman were brilliant.
This is just brilliant! You are doing God's work, good Sir!
Brian Cranston could talk about paint drying, and he'll make it an Emmy worthy performance!
The Rock is the most genuinely nice guy. You could just tell from his body language.
He seems nice now but his story was about screwing a crackhead out of money lol
@@smittyjohnson9554 Taking advantage of a desperate addict and enabling his addiction.
Way over rated ….. mush movies.
Eeexxxellent clip. Thank you.
I declare that beat in the end there reached seriously high score. GL HF! 🖖😑🌄🌌🌄🌌🖖😊🌍💜
I wish he'd stayed on ten more years so we could have another 26 Kristen Bell visits. All these other people are OK too, I guess 😁
WAAAA!!! I think they vibe well yes but some of his best moments are with other people. Morena Baccarin??? Alice Eve??
you are delusional my friend
@@alexross26 its what happens when people have a crush on someone, they become completely biased
I think he got out at just the right time.
@@martinsimpson9293 Of course he did. I guess my joke was a bit obscure. My bad. From one perspective, the right time was actually two years earlier, when he had had enough, and intended to quit. The only reason he stayed on was that Letterman's organization and CBS threw a shit-load of money at him. Anyone who watched the show religiously, as I did, noticed that he was going through the motions those last two seasons. Even then it was still better than anything else on late night TV.
Omg i love you. Thank you for this
Gillian. Mmm..
Ikr
@@YeshuaReal ik.
She is yummy
These were great!
This is one of your best videos tbh
I like how you faded out the video. Feels peaceful.
Awesome video, man!
Those were great. I haven't watched all of your videos, yet so a couple of those I haven't seen. Awesome. =D
That train robbery story sounds too crazy to believe.
sweiland75 agree
It's true...The Italian government is non-existent...
its very similar to Russian mafia. The criminals control zones in the area, there is a "mafia" that controls the trains. They ride them, work on them. They rob the passengers. You can pay them for protection in the areas but you still usually get robbed. The workers on the trains can't do anything but do what they want. Usually even the local police are paid and under their employ. Just what happens in criminal countries where law enforcement is non-existant. Pretty much the same where cartels run the area, and other places. I've heard the Russian mafia train story from THE MACHINE.
@@eolsunder that is a complete lie
it was also a thing in Poland in the 90s, not sure if now though (ive been far abroad for past 10 years). My sister's bf then, at cop school, knew about it n would hide his wallet in his boxers during long train trips to the school. He got drugged once, just like she said by sleeping gas sprayed very covertly, but when he got awake he still had the wallet. I dont know if the robbers would do the whole train, but it was certainly happening.
Oh and btw, those train cars had separate rooms for about 6 peeps, 3 plus 3 sitting across from each other, so thats why they were able to work on one such small room at a time without letting others know
You cannot beat a good story.
However, a 🥁.....
excellent, dude, thanks.
11:55 We all thought of someone there
I actually loved Leno's story
"THIS IS A TRUE STORY"
"Bryan's Blood Bucket" best band name
I love your videos more than Game of Thrones
First I thought "Oh wow wtf man" but then I thought "Nah you're right though".
@@themauiwaui Thank you buddy!
JLF! I see you've been busy lately! Keep up the good work !
Gillian Jacobs! I love her especially in LOVE on Netflix. Great story. Drugged & robbed of her game boy! What a story.
She's a Libra too I was born October 16th 1982 & she October 19th same year. She's my dream mate
I needed a break after that chicken story........ whoa.
Should do a part two!
Could you do, or have you done, a video of Craig telling stories?
Ooo graham norton would love to have these 😀
The Rock during his pebble era
Outstanding, Tks
This is gold! 😳😊
Shout out to Gillian for using "cahoots"
The Rock is Obama on steroids.
How is that a good thing?
Is it?
That Larry King and Mafia story though...
Its kindof scary how some of these stories follow the same plot progression. I forget where I saw it but there was a video breakdown about how a lot of these stories are rehearsed (not that this show is planned because I love craig) but look into it.
Enda en helg reddet 👏👏👏
“i didn’t even see that coming”
Awesome. Thanks Jay Leno Fly. Can you do a Lewis Black compilation? Please.
Yes! I'm surprised a compilation of his visits has not been done, yet. He is hilarious.
Oooh! What a great idea! I'm in! :)
yes, of course. Understand completely. But the info is valid if any Craig fans want to see him doing a Scottish show. They can maybe ,find it , err , somewhere?
I've spent the first one and a half minutes punching my laptop, beccause I thought there was something wrong with the sound.
Cranston bringing some reality
I didn't even see that coming.. *I didn't even see that coming*.... Oooooh nooooooooooo!!! Whahaha
He needs a netflix show....
*drugged and robbed* on a train in Italy 🍕
...whats the Yelp rating for that tour?
LOL! The Great Train Robbery!
Great idea and edit! Curious, how long would it have been with a looser edit? Enormous?
I actually heard something similar to what Larry King heard, though less intense. "Anything you want, I can get you"
That dude would have been able to get me all sorts of drugs and weapons (in a country where weapons are illegal af)
This video was uploaded on 24th November, my birthday. Special Craig present
….Good videos.
6:45 You missed where it gets better... Willie Nelson gave Dwayne Johnson a guitar.
yup.... stories...
Just rewatching this, realizing how rehearsed Rock's story
I traveled with 4 Chinese officials fro milano to Amsterdam, Eurostar 1998..Their compartment was sneak opened in the midnight the money they carried disappeared from the bags/suitcases..I remember it was a heavy and dark night.
Sounds like the Bert "the machine" Kreischer was also aboard this train.
The chicken story makes me anxious every time ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :/
Does anyone know if Craig had any animal guys on the show? If so, JayLeno Fly, PLEASE DO COMPILATION OF IT
Legally...That crackhead flaked out in the car in now the property of THE ROCK!
7:41 - if its an automatic, does it matter which side the gear shifter is?
I can't remember seeing them use an automatic on top gear. Maybe it was there for those who refuse to use a manual car? Or was he driving a manual but said it the wrong way round?
2:54 - Mel Brooks crossed with Arnie?
Hope everyone's doing good.
Brita was so beautiful
Is so beautiful.
She still hot. I follow her on Instagram
According to my grandmother, you take the legs of the chicken and swing it and bang its head on a chopping block. That knocks out the chicken and then when chop the head off, it doesn't flop around or run around like a chicken with its' head chopped off.
Clyde Cavalieri - a lost art!
Eyo @Jayleno, I need to ask you an actress' name but all I have is the picture. How do we do that?
She worked with Craig on the "life as we know it show with Kelly Osbourne and it immediately got canceled.
He said he had to quickly move from that show to the CBS offices cause he had just been informed that he had gotten the Late Late show.
probably Jessica Lucas
@@TheJayLenoFly she is the one! thanks very much! you are like the best youtube personnel ever!
craig is goat
WTF is the deal with Goldblum's shirt?
Spraying stuff into the rooms is a very old trucker thief trick....they'd spray ether into the sleeper and then rob ya.
The Rock' voice is so different.
5:37 the rock?
And thats why heisemberg Born.
And for years I thought Craig only spoke to pretty girls
Nah there's a lot of men too like Tom hanks and Morgan Freeman.. those are great interview they've become friends
When the Rock came in human size.
wait. What does Boom Boom say??
Larry is still the king
Brian has some other crazy stories like his sex on the train story. That was on conan though.
So did apple tree win the race or not?
Good lord.. Dem genetics..
His grandfather is an indian german? Interesting
hello mr jayleno fly, can i make a humble suggestion? I,m Glaswegian , ( from Possilpark, less than two miles from Craig,s Springburn ), we were actually both born in the same hospital, Stobhill, which had North Glasgow as it,s catchment area. Anyway, my suggestion, a famous Scottish show ( Still game ) in it,s new season see,s Craig Ferguson Returning to his home town , Glasgow , accent and all. Y,all yanks have to see it. Episode,s called " fall guy " . Enjoy, yanks, you won,t understand the Scottish, though.
Sorry to say Anthony, but this channel is limited exclusively to contents of TLLS with CF.
Kristen Bell is waifu
11:02 close your eyes and hear his voice.
The chicken killing story was something that will stick with me for a long....long ....time!!!! and I grew up on a farm!!!
did Appletree win?
Yes
Fuhgetabouit...
Legs @ 1:05
Larry's story was raad xD
She was robbed in Russia by Burnt Chrysler
as a veggo, I don't need to hear of slaughter of chickens. DO NOT KILL !
WATA HELL JÚ DUIN
Yeah, of course Dax Shepard would say something that stupid.
Automatic and 4th and 5th gear? Yeah sure...you talking manual not automatic mate ;)
Why this Fingers down ?
You dont love this ?
Okay. ..
Gooo....haha
Butter Not this stinky Fingers.
Ooooop....smell on your nose.
?wishes frommen Austria.
Im Not Klaus.
Wtf... When did the Rock turn into a black man ?? 😁
Clearly sarcasm, but for real, this is a rare time where he actually looks like a black man.
He's from Hawai.... hawaiians are not black ;-)
@@ingobordewick6480 ...haha genetics are not as simple as just being from Hawaii .....as far as i remember he is half samoan and half african blood .
The Rock used to be darker-skinned or am i crazy