The shot was a tankbuster that he wasn't ready for. But he tanked ground pounding like a champ. He switched to healer later, hence why he could get back up. Then switched to dps for his revenge.
"I have skated a thousand thousand of your skateparks. I have broken boards with you, rode with you, grown ill, grown bold, sundered rails and yes, grinded Graha's sweet face (ayo?). For eons have I measured your skills and found you boarding!" - Emet-Hawk
gotta get ff14 dev team to see "G'raha Tia is now accompanying you - FFXIV Animation" video by this LizArd ytber you mentioned. 😍 Then, make the dev team also watch some of BeneG stuff 😆
Can you imagine when Gra'ha told this story to the Scions? Like: *Urianger:* Forgive me. Does thou said that Emet "dragged your body on a Garlond GL-II motorcycle and fling you from the highest cliff of Kholusia... *Y'shtola:* ...and into deep in the ocean where Amaurot is... *Alisaie:* Then he...rode you like a skateboard and did a rail grind, and all cool skate tricks while the other Ascians watched.... *Alphinaud:* ...then he flung you where Amaurot had its Final Days...? *Gra'ha:* Indeed. That is what that AscHOLEian did....
The attention to detail!? HELLOOO!? the part where g'raha is used as a skateboard and sparks of Blue come out because of his crystallized body!? One of your finest works
Emet Selch's entire existence is based on maximum disrespect. Or at least, Meme Emet Selch. Canon Emet too, a bit. A lot. There's not a lot of daylight between the two, you know?
Liz Ard is going for the throat when they find this Edit: They have seen it and promptly responded like other Gra Ha Fans: Love how well made it is, crying why. To quote them “THIS IS REALLY WELL MADE BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT” Edit 2: SHE HAD MADE A VIDEO, GO WATCH CAUSE ITS VERY FITTING
You know what animation I crave? I dropped this onto my friends in Prae today, while farming tomes: "Just imagine if Nero was standing, like... two steps too forward when he finished his sad boy speech and threw up his hand: dramatic angle, loud beeping, then BONK - Manderville Death Pose, with his big, stupid Ceiling Hammer on top of him, twitching slightly. Several seemingly endless seconds of silence, then the four WoL just kinda awkwardly sidestepping around his unconscious body to the next area."
@@misst5835 I dream of an April Fools event where this happens. Imagine just running Prae for the millionth time, waiting through the boring cutscenes, then you hear a comical BONK noise, look up, and just see Nero buried by his own Ceiling Hammer.
i would love that but also after you beat him, when the lights go out briefly, always seemed like it needed some shuffling noises, a cough, nero tripping on something and swearing, etc. he thinks he's the coolest man alive and he's super not.
Beat me to it! xD Because of course Emet-Selch would reference one of the most iconic 80s classic anime movies - he has lived a thousand thousand of our lifetimes after all xD
As soon as I saw the rope on G'raha's legs, I was already saying "oh no...I see where this is going". ...wasn't expecting the literal nosegrind, though.
Your animations are a combination of the most unhinged ideas with the best animation there is. I'm wheezing like an old kettle and I can't help but want more of it
omg i am in bloody tears! XD (No one ever goes over the fact that he was technically tortured, as Emet tries to get info out of Raha for how he got us to the 1st) And yet...it turns out...he was in fact...taken for a ride XD
Of course the memories of the Ancients would cheer for Emet, it's definitely how he remembers the past and not of him constantly grumbling while everyone pats him on the back with an "oh you!"
The fact that you matched G'raha flopping about like a fish out of water in sync with the rhythm of "A Long Fall" at the beginning is nothing short of brilliance :D
IT'S ALL MY FAULT AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD XD
HOW COULD YOU
Thank you for your services 🙏 (i love Raha)
You’re That Guy. lol
FOUND YOU
EXTREMUS!!! RUN!!!!
Remember us, remember that we once shredded.
SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
@@gmkgoat HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
Emet collecting all the Constellation rocks and the I N V I O L A T E letters in a single run.
PRETENDING I'M AN ASCIAN
"For we who have known perfect kickflips, the shattered skate parks and these slides are ghastly mockeries of the true grind."
-Emet, probably
Remember us. Remember that we once skated.
*Remember that we once tricked
*G'raha was definitely harmed in the making of this video 💀
Don't worry, he's a tanker, floor tanker
He do be fine, at the end of the day... G'raha is polyvalent
"Exactly One catboy was harmed in the making of this video"
The shot was a tankbuster that he wasn't ready for. But he tanked ground pounding like a champ. He switched to healer later, hence why he could get back up. Then switched to dps for his revenge.
WE NEED A HOUR LONG VERSION OF 0:37 THROUGH 0:42 LOL
"I have skated a thousand thousand of your skateparks. I have broken boards with you, rode with you, grown ill, grown bold, sundered rails and yes, grinded Graha's sweet face (ayo?). For eons have I measured your skills and found you boarding!"
- Emet-Hawk
omg!! XDD
>grinded Grahs's sweet face
Ayo? Me next?
>grinded Graha's sweet face
Every G'raha fans wet dream.
I laughed so hard I nearly choked to death. XD
Watch out for Amon-Sparrow
1:28 that is 200% Hythlodaeus holding the camera isn’t it.
And Azem is the one on the ground.
Probably whatever was left of venat behind them
@@backgroundcharacterj5071I feel more like it’s Hermes but no I’m gonna back you on that being Venat
Hyth on the ground Azem holding the Camera.
@@TheLordMagmar naa you know Azem, he would be part of the action.
This took me on an emotional journey from "Oh no, that's horrible!" to "Okay, that's pretty funny..." to "FUCK YEAH EMET, DO A 540 RODEO FLIP!"
Graha is surprisingly aerodynamic.
And durable.
Because he's the Crystal Exarch.
Somehow the boy is very aerodynamic
Well he is after all a half-crystalized magical cat grandpa
Must be lubed up from all the hamburgers he eats.
His outfit skirt doesn't even fly up
I love the blue sparks when he's grinding on the rail, nice touch.
This totally happened by the way.
This is canon in my world.
agreed XD
honestly, i can see it. infact, it's so in character i am amazed if it didnt happen.
There's no evidence to suggest this DIDN'T happen, therefore
I suddenly have the urge to do my MSQ so I can get through SHB and get to Endwalker faster😂❤
Also hi Nero! >:D
Two sides of G'raha fan animations
LizArd: a deeply heartfelt dedication to their in-game crush
Chad BeneG.:
gotta get ff14 dev team to see "G'raha Tia is now accompanying you - FFXIV Animation" video by this LizArd ytber you mentioned. 😍
Then, make the dev team also watch some of BeneG stuff 😆
kinda want to see her reaction to this
for a split second i was incredibly confused by the mention of a ''Lizard'' xD
Shipping
Vs
Ship your ass to the ER
She just posted an Reaction Video to this XD XD XD
On the next episode of the "MSQ as Emet Selch Remembers It"
Perfect XD
"I do not consider you to be truly alive. Ergo, I will not be guilty of murder if I kill you."
When I first listened to/read that line I cackled LMAO
“See, shit like THIS is why I sundered the Star.”
-Hydaelyn, Probably
No more shall man have skateboards to grind him to paradise! Henceforth, he shall walk.
@@williek08472And that is how the dawn of parkour arrived in Eorzea.
Need a Pantera "Walk" remix of that particular cutscene into a music video
Can you imagine when Gra'ha told this story to the Scions? Like:
*Urianger:* Forgive me. Does thou said that Emet "dragged your body on a Garlond GL-II motorcycle and fling you from the highest cliff of Kholusia...
*Y'shtola:* ...and into deep in the ocean where Amaurot is...
*Alisaie:* Then he...rode you like a skateboard and did a rail grind, and all cool skate tricks while the other Ascians watched....
*Alphinaud:* ...then he flung you where Amaurot had its Final Days...?
*Gra'ha:* Indeed. That is what that AscHOLEian did....
So this video must be the WoL's perspective through "Echo-vision" flashback, presented to us in 1440p HD 😂
The attention to detail!? HELLOOO!? the part where g'raha is used as a skateboard and sparks of Blue come out because of his crystallized body!? One of your finest works
the skateboarding part was pure disrespect lmao
Eh, he at least don't use penal break
Emet Selch's entire existence is based on maximum disrespect. Or at least, Meme Emet Selch. Canon Emet too, a bit. A lot. There's not a lot of daylight between the two, you know?
@@warmachine5835 Canon Emet existence was BEING disrespected by his 2 closest friends even after death
Emet definitely rode a Harley pre-shattering.
G'raha matching the beats of the song every time he goes up and down is a nice touch
That shite was fcking hilarious as hell, lmao! 😂
It's the little things like this that really make these animations pop.
1:23 I'm Emet Knoxville and this is Graha'Grinding
'wait that's not the usual graha grinding,' -half the population of limsa
@@rydil1847 I think you ment Balmung.
@@Shatterstar Limsa, on Balmung, both correct aha
0:47 he even put the Akira slide in there, what an artist
Chad move for sure
I lost it when I saw that part! And also using the Amaurot plaza as a skate park? Fucking brilliant.
Well now we absolutely need a 1 hour loop of Emet riding the bike.
"Techno beats to torture Exarchs to"
I want this, too!!!! 😂
Knowing Emet that feels canon
Wdym did you not unlock the secret cutscene?
The burden of eons of loneliness can _really_ mess you up. But you learn some sick flips so maybe it's not _all_ bad!
0:38 the way it bounces to the rhythm xD
I need an hour long loop of this. 🤣
Now we know where the cracks in G'raha tia's crystal body come from
Liz Ard is going for the throat when they find this
Edit: They have seen it and promptly responded like other Gra Ha Fans: Love how well made it is, crying why.
To quote them
“THIS IS REALLY WELL MADE BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT”
Edit 2: SHE HAD MADE A VIDEO, GO WATCH CAUSE ITS VERY FITTING
Yeah I love it :P
I'm replaying her response about as much as I'm replaying this lmao
I love that she made a video response lol! Made me come back and rewatch this one
This made me G'rahaha
Tiaheehee
"Emet-Selch skateboarding through Amaurot on G'raha Tia."
Add that to the list of things I didn't know I needed.
I can't believe you'd do this to G'raha.
But I can definitely believe that Emet-Selch would, so it checks out.
Emet-Selch is one of the only people in history to perform a G'raha 900
The hand wave at the end, perfection!~~
I laughed too hard at this, the ancient looking at the camera in amazement is gold
100% it was fake Hythlodaeus that Emet had recording for him.
@shadow98004 I reckon Hythlodaeus wouldve done it anyway. Azem was probs the one on the ground XD
@@wilcowhiteheart807 The little peace sign thrown up before they lay back is always where I lose it. "I'm Igeyorhm, and welcome to Jackasscian!"
My favorite thing about any Emet shitpost is it always feels IC
I don't know if i shoud feel bad for my boy or happy for more Emet videos.
My sides have departed this mortal realm, to once again return to the aetherial sea.
And the G'raha Fans hated BeneG. for he spoke the TRUTH
G'raha fangirl here, I died laughing at this, it's so good.
Imagine thinking of hurting a living being as of something funny....
@@digitalash1603 Imagine thinking of an animated character as an actual living being.
As a G'raha fan, I laughed my ass off. I'm also an Emet fan too so...😅
i love my raha.... but this!!! THIS IS GOLD!
As a G'raha fan, I saw the title of the video, saw who posted it, and immediately clicked the watch button.
I *cried* with laughter at the ancients filming it oh my god
It's so good how the camera has small natural movement to give the feeling of a hand-held camera when the ascians are filming.
0:57 - 🎵 So here I am, doing everything I can
I like how you brought a receipt for why this was made.
The fact that you made someone's tweet into inspiration for this makes it even better.
Now we just need Krile painting a tunnel on a wall like Wile E Coyote and we will be all set for Dawntrail 😆
Need that Acme Corp brand Pictomancer gear
Noo don't Estinien will walk into it!!!
@@Robbie-mw5uu Yes do it Estinien will walk into it!!!
The Ancients watching and taking part in the shenanigans lol what a great day whenever Bene posts 😂
Best part was how in sync G'raha hitting the ground was when he was tied to the motorcycle lmao
You know what animation I crave? I dropped this onto my friends in Prae today, while farming tomes: "Just imagine if Nero was standing, like... two steps too forward when he finished his sad boy speech and threw up his hand: dramatic angle, loud beeping, then BONK - Manderville Death Pose, with his big, stupid Ceiling Hammer on top of him, twitching slightly. Several seemingly endless seconds of silence, then the four WoL just kinda awkwardly sidestepping around his unconscious body to the next area."
I wish this was canon
@@misst5835 I dream of an April Fools event where this happens. Imagine just running Prae for the millionth time, waiting through the boring cutscenes, then you hear a comical BONK noise, look up, and just see Nero buried by his own Ceiling Hammer.
i would love that but also after you beat him, when the lights go out briefly, always seemed like it needed some shuffling noises, a cough, nero tripping on something and swearing, etc. he thinks he's the coolest man alive and he's super not.
Somebody send this to LizArd and see how she freaks out about it. I’d love to see her reaction!
You're weird.
same dawg
Cue response animation of LizArd going absolutely feral on Emet. XD
Hah! I can already imagine an unhinged amount of violence
Her reaction from her Twitter: THIS IS REALLY WELL MADE BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
That Akira slide xD
Beat me to it! xD
Because of course Emet-Selch would reference one of the most iconic 80s classic anime movies - he has lived a thousand thousand of our lifetimes after all xD
I actually let out an audible "nice" when it happened.
The only thing missing is Tony Hawk Pro Skater gap sound effects when G'raha's being ridden like a skateboard.
Why are there so many videos on UA-cam when all we need really is BeneG videos.
Even as a G'raha fan, my love for Emet Selch wins out on this one. I definitely needed this today.
I need Emet on a motorcycle dragging G'raha to be my background *and* Screensaver.
This is the total opposite of "What the cat dragged in"...
"What the Ancient rode on"
“What I dragged the cat in”
Tony Selch's Pro Exarch 3
As soon as I saw the rope on G'raha's legs, I was already saying "oh no...I see where this is going".
...wasn't expecting the literal nosegrind, though.
THE FLING INTO TUE FURNACE BEFORE CLOSING THE DOOR
I love how we all know which other FFXIV machinimator should absolutely (not) watch this.
The blue crystal sparks as he's grinding are sending me
Such a fantastic detail lmao
Absolutely incredible. Was laughing the whole time but especially when he jumped the Ancient and they all started cheering. Amazing work.
Your animations are a combination of the most unhinged ideas with the best animation there is.
I'm wheezing like an old kettle and I can't help but want more of it
MAD respect for the Akira drift.
I love that the sparks are blue. That rock candy bod of his makes a solid deck to board with.
It's the Ancient flashing victory and lying down after the far more sick jumps earlier is the absolutely funniest bit in a hilarious video
Man no wonder he was so mad when G'raha shows up before the final battle. Emet did all that and still lost. Never underestimate time traveling catboys
Crying and laughing in equal measure. XD I hate what's happening, but the animation and sequence choices are top tier. That, I cannot deny.
That disclaimer made me spit my coffee. Fantastic video!
I went from Full Throttle in the beginning to Koji wishing Emet a good summer. 😂
Your animation is so amazing! So much detail, I love all the touches, like having those Amaroutines pogging out haha
Finally, a proper lore explanation
The Akira slide was perfection. I'm always in awe of all creativity and talent that 3d stuffs like this!
1:23 The Ween-woons doing Tik-Toks of Emet's bullshit 🤣🤣🤣
Now I want this to be a skate mod
omg i am in bloody tears! XD (No one ever goes over the fact that he was technically tortured, as Emet tries to get info out of Raha for how he got us to the 1st) And yet...it turns out...he was in fact...taken for a ride XD
LMFAO I am a G'raha fan and I still LOVE THIS, you never disappoint
Of course the memories of the Ancients would cheer for Emet, it's definitely how he remembers the past and not of him constantly grumbling while everyone pats him on the back with an "oh you!"
My favourite part was how G'raha was bouncing in time with the beat while tied to the bike.
G'raha: expresss love for wol
Emet: and i took that personally
"Remember... Remember us....Remember that we once shredded"
Not the type of Graha mount I expected but it'll do
I'm scared to ask what type you were expecting
the blue sparks because of the crystal when grinding rails are great attention to detail, as well as the akira slide, BeneG top tier dude
Finally some lore-friendly video.
The fact that you matched G'raha flopping about like a fish out of water in sync with the rhythm of "A Long Fall" at the beginning is nothing short of brilliance :D
Especially since that sequence literally ends in a long fall.
By the power of the moon magic, I want G'raha skateboard as a mount.
Nothing stopping the WoL from actually taking the fully-crystalized corpse of the Crystal Exarch and using it as a skateboard.
G'raha slamming on the ground, PERFECTLY SYNCED ON THE BIT. I just lost it.
This was my favorite part of SHB. Gets me every time.
honestly i would love a 1 hour version of the whole bike with graha bouncing behind emet it seems like a perfect loop
WHY IS G'RAHA BOUNCING TO THE BEAT OF THE TWINNING!?
The way he bounces match the beat of the BGM is simply brilliant.
Got me wheezing in the back of the break room at my job 😂
Emet-Selch is such a good skater, and G'raha such a good board! With their powers combined, they skated uphill with an increase in velocity!
1:45 BLAME them? Nah-uh, thank you VoicesExtremus!
I just noticed the blue crystal spark affect from the grinding. Nice touch lol.
I'd pay so much for a G'raha skateboard mount.
The beginning had me imagining Emet and Raha out drinking until way too late into the morning. "I'm surprised you can stand at all!"
The Akira slide was so, so unnecessary. I love it.
It's just so high effort. And it lasts so long. The Akira slide, I... What did the catboy do to you, BeneG!?
Some Ancients:
WORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Love that you added an Akira slide in that! Great video!
Emet shredding on Graha for our sins 🙏
Emet doesn't even look when he sends the catboy flying into the ocean
Fucking legend.