Cult of the Lamb - The Lunchables of Twitch

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @Goomonster316
    @Goomonster316 2 роки тому +216

    I like how 85% of all Jerma vods are just him standing still in a game

    • @thezuccubus
      @thezuccubus 2 роки тому +23

      Because the gameplay is filler

    • @Jackfromshack
      @Jackfromshack Рік тому +5

      @@thezuccubus best jerma is he vs the game, not vs the chat

    • @dave532
      @dave532 Рік тому

      adhd moments

  • @Neron616
    @Neron616 2 роки тому +617

    This game is very fitting considering Jerma acts like a cult leader from the 80s and 90s.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 2 роки тому +31

      ONION RING!!!!!

    • @bladestorm337
      @bladestorm337 2 роки тому +9

      Consume the purple onions ring

    • @Rannos22
      @Rannos22 2 роки тому +9

      I'm pretty sure most cult leaders are less blatantly psychotic

    • @jaaa935
      @jaaa935 2 роки тому +14

      @@Rannos22 Jerma is in late-stage “the spaceship is nearly here” cult leader

    • @holidaypenguin
      @holidaypenguin 2 роки тому +9

      "I need everyone to pray for me at 3pm monday"

  • @ryanwalsh5019
    @ryanwalsh5019 2 роки тому +280

    Jerma is the male version of the crazy hot chick stereotype.

    • @shekelsshekels
      @shekelsshekels 2 роки тому +30

      like his personality is objectively socially perfect to the point of inhumanity and thus beyond our reach 😭

  • @coltonwilkie241
    @coltonwilkie241 2 роки тому +304

    Jerma is a very handsome and definitely NOT psychotic grandpa. He's a big catch at the elderly home!

  • @connor4wilson
    @connor4wilson 2 роки тому +48

    "you're the George Lopez of twitch" is one of the funniest chat messages of all time

  • @Icetea-2000
    @Icetea-2000 2 роки тому +62

    Jerma genuinely acting like he looks horrible and his hair and teeth look unkempt and unbrushed while looking so handsome is literally like those instagram models saying they woke up with all this makeup and perfect hair

  • @xenotundra3346
    @xenotundra3346 2 роки тому +91

    Jerma can fit anywhere because he is an amorphous blob shaping himself like a person

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 роки тому +1

      This reminds me of Odo from Star Trek

    • @drawter3592
      @drawter3592 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheBanMan That's because Jerma IS Odo from Star Trek

  • @thesightthesoundthefeeling8769
    @thesightthesoundthefeeling8769 2 роки тому +38

    Jerma to OId Jerma: "Amateur! _Amateur!_ That's not how you eat an entire Lunchable!"

  • @andersonn
    @andersonn 2 роки тому +146

    Jerma is my favorite religion type streamer

    • @morgle3811
      @morgle3811 2 роки тому +3

      he inspired me to start my own cult

    • @cheekywombat9208
      @cheekywombat9208 2 роки тому +3

      I do pray for Saint Jeremy every Sunday afternoon.

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 2 роки тому +332

    I know this is off topic but I literally could never take Jerma seriously again if somehow he had a kid

    • @AdamKlownzinger
      @AdamKlownzinger 2 роки тому +164

      I like how you say “somehow” like he doesn’t have a biological structure that makes it even possible for him to have children

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 2 роки тому +58

      @Adam Klownzinger well to be honest we don't know how aliens are able to have children.

    • @Livingroomset799Dep
      @Livingroomset799Dep 2 роки тому +5

      @@AdamKlownzinger people can choose to have children

    • @cptnd3851
      @cptnd3851 2 роки тому +43

      thanks The Game Grumps Let’s Play of Majora’s Mask

    • @drangusbadger1976
      @drangusbadger1976 2 роки тому +86

      It would only be acceptable if his kid came out to be an exact clone and he named it 2ndJerma

  • @CeLautrec
    @CeLautrec 2 роки тому +18

    He's definitely the family guy of streamers, and all of the one guy moments are his cutaways

  • @Cal6009
    @Cal6009 2 роки тому +41

    Jerma is not allowed to be as baffled by his own behaviour as we are.

  • @runthroughthejungle5492
    @runthroughthejungle5492 2 роки тому +8

    6:50 of course Jerma thinks that everyone can unhinge their jaw, since he is an inhuman monster.

  • @donatobianco8226
    @donatobianco8226 2 роки тому +5

    666k subs, you know what that means guys. One viewer of this video will randomly be selected to be Jeremy’s new host body.

  • @cestnoel3768
    @cestnoel3768 2 роки тому +36

    Now I can never tell if Jerma really looks like this or is in the very corner of the webcam where there's lens distortion.

  • @sirisaacnewt171
    @sirisaacnewt171 2 роки тому +133

    Jerma is probably what would happen if you gave the crazed, rambling, homeless man a streaming career.

  • @chillmydudes
    @chillmydudes 2 роки тому +4

    666k subs, indicative of the time jerma directly faced the camera and spoke in an unintelligble language while the light went red

  • @90svibesenjoyer
    @90svibesenjoyer 2 роки тому +30

    i cant get over how much this man talks about his teeth

  • @pikitat
    @pikitat 2 роки тому +3

    obviously "Thou shalt not kill" wouldn't be jerma's favorite of the ten commandments, this man is a psycho that makes baby food and meat smoothies out of people he keeps trapped in his cellar

  • @MonkeGeorge
    @MonkeGeorge 2 роки тому +3

    thou shall not cook your hair in an oven

  • @einfachnurtoni
    @einfachnurtoni 2 роки тому +17

    I hope he continues to play the game.

  • @spit.or.swaIIow
    @spit.or.swaIIow 2 роки тому +22

    I forgot that I had set the video to 2x speed. I thought Jerma was doing a bit the whole video.

  • @morgle3811
    @morgle3811 2 роки тому +31

    jerma being almost as old as my parents is terrifying

    • @robokaos69
      @robokaos69 2 роки тому

      God fuck you just made me realize he's a fair bit older than my parents and I hate that

  • @mephi_
    @mephi_ 2 роки тому +20

    10:18 I still can't believe that this MEAT GRINDER PSYCHO called me a weird person. I'm surprised he didn't try to force me to peep the horror, yet...
    Pretty sure the only reason he doesn't want to make a baby food stream, is that he doesn't want us to know that he uses flesh from his victims in his basement to make it.

  • @dogf421
    @dogf421 2 роки тому +5

    ngl, that 1.2x as powerful as the gamecube sounds accurate. 20% is surprisingly noticable actually

  • @REALwoombath
    @REALwoombath 2 роки тому +2

    I like how this channel has 666k subscribers right now. Neat upload timing.

  • @Durgemann
    @Durgemann 2 роки тому +51

    I can't believe George Lopez killed and replaced our favorite streamer all because he wouldn't share his lunchables. 😟

    • @amr1t_
      @amr1t_ 2 роки тому +2

      Let’s be real here, this PSYCHOTIC streamer is probably the one killing George Lopez.

    • @Durgemann
      @Durgemann 2 роки тому +2

      @@amr1t_ ALL BECAUSE HE BROUGHT LUNCHABLES TO THE BOARD MEETING

  • @toonasandwiches
    @toonasandwiches 2 роки тому +2

    uploads cult of the lamb at 666k subs, channel intern has been compromised

  • @werewooof
    @werewooof 2 роки тому +15

    jerma is definitely the seinfeld of twitch

  • @michaelr8189
    @michaelr8189 2 роки тому +2

    Pretty fitting for this video to come out when the channel is at 666k subs

  • @TheSeabornGaming
    @TheSeabornGaming Рік тому +1

    Hearing that Jerma is turning 40 soon is CRAZY

  • @chattychatotchannel
    @chattychatotchannel 2 роки тому +5

    I can’t believe he straight up drinks peanut oil

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 2 роки тому +2

    Commandment #1: Sub only mode
    Commandment #2: There’s nothing I can do about the Twitch mods
    Commandment #3: There are no more pogchamps, THEY’RE ALL GONE

  • @RoryRamshot
    @RoryRamshot 2 роки тому +2

    Jerma you are so on point. If you have the pizza one, you are moving straight to the top

  • @pierrdaa
    @pierrdaa Рік тому +1

    jerma is unironically the community of twitch

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Рік тому

    I love how jerma watched HIS OWN STREAM and it seemed like it was the first time he's ever seen himself do something

  • @skywantsanacc
    @skywantsanacc 2 роки тому +1

    2nd jerma currently has 666k subscribers exactly. the morning-star has the face of a handsome creature, and its jerma

  • @papermartin879
    @papermartin879 2 роки тому +3

    how do they keep finding perfect intro clips

  • @wriqhts
    @wriqhts 2 роки тому +3

    "neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer
    ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese
    could even do it like a little big mac so it's like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker
    shit there's nobody says you can't go like ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham. great big ol hampuck just for me."
    -jupiter icy moons explorer AKA juice, 17776

  • @ALongAndLowTide
    @ALongAndLowTide 2 роки тому +3

    12:15 The final moments before the horror was peeped

  • @js6772
    @js6772 2 роки тому +2

    At this point in history this channel has 666k subscribers. fitting considering this upload

  • @tokiWren
    @tokiWren 2 роки тому +2

    I nominate peanut butter sound as worst noise of the year 2022

  • @chikaberi
    @chikaberi 2 роки тому +4

    holy shit the young sheldon bit came full circle

  • @jimydog0009
    @jimydog0009 2 роки тому +5

    Is it a coincidence the channel is on 666K subscribers?

  • @chrisviggiani3735
    @chrisviggiani3735 2 роки тому +3

    666k subs, fitting for the game

  • @bro_truck
    @bro_truck 2 роки тому +1

    BONKERS streamer eats entire LUNCHABLE in ONE glup

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 2 роки тому +9

    Lunchables fit anywhere? Would you say they're compact, then?

  • @ellismiles9109
    @ellismiles9109 2 роки тому +7

    i love jerma

  • @noaag
    @noaag 2 роки тому +2

    6:40 "what an amateur!"

  • @ddqwf
    @ddqwf 2 роки тому +5

    he doesnt know lying is a sin because its normal where jerma crawled from

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 2 роки тому +3

    Minecraft Steve hairline on the facecam PogChamp

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh 2 роки тому +2

    Jerma is the Family Guy spoof of the Sopranos of Twitch.

  • @ginkmd
    @ginkmd 2 роки тому +1

    jerma is the everybody loves raymond of twitch

  • @firmlygraspi1
    @firmlygraspi1 Рік тому

    I started playing this game and looked it up to see if Jerma knew something I didn't. Jerma knows three commandments.

  • @emilyyzhu
    @emilyyzhu Рік тому +1

    HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT PEANUT OIL GLURPING NOISE 15:29

  • @Diiby
    @Diiby 2 роки тому +1

    Dearest Jermobile you say ice cream poorly

  • @caitie_pagonis
    @caitie_pagonis Рік тому

    my fingers were in fact covered in cheese dust when he called it out

  • @gus2116
    @gus2116 2 роки тому +1

    3:38 foreshadowing

  • @krelekari
    @krelekari 2 роки тому +1

    Jerma is undoubtedly the himbo of twitc

  • @Quoise_
    @Quoise_ 2 роки тому +2

    Dont judge Jeremy hes still going through puberty

  • @ericbright1881
    @ericbright1881 2 роки тому +2

    Jerma is the Conan O'Brien of twitch

  • @Tomoko_Kuroki888
    @Tomoko_Kuroki888 2 роки тому +1

    Usually I tend to disagree with his takes but hes right about lunchables. Theyre like the most tactical lunch you can have.

  • @DC13999
    @DC13999 2 роки тому +2

    Well timed upload for the sub count

  • @Iangussey
    @Iangussey 2 роки тому

    yes, I called jerma the "big bang theory of twitch". fear me!

  • @strata2k
    @strata2k 2 роки тому

    He is the big bang theory of twitch

  • @sw3aty_forte
    @sw3aty_forte Рік тому

    "ten thousand year-old scotch"

  • @clumpofestrogen7550
    @clumpofestrogen7550 2 роки тому

    missed opportunity to not use a clip from moral orel at the beginning

  • @lamergamer8211
    @lamergamer8211 2 роки тому +3

    He looks comical

  • @SophiaScragg-hz3mm
    @SophiaScragg-hz3mm Рік тому

    me when Jerma plays this game: yesh

  • @PaulusTheCart
    @PaulusTheCart 2 роки тому +1

    very cool!

  • @electrotron2559
    @electrotron2559 Рік тому

    Jerma is the Jimmy Neutron of Twitch.

  • @obscure_alternatives
    @obscure_alternatives 2 роки тому

    God he’s so relatable

  • @sockbucketfrance
    @sockbucketfrance 2 роки тому

    Jerma looks like Will Graham in this one

  • @jadenmcrae
    @jadenmcrae Рік тому

    Jerma is the youngest sheldon

  • @theelltrain8985
    @theelltrain8985 2 роки тому

    Why did Jerma start another cult?
    He already has three!

  • @gamingking82
    @gamingking82 2 роки тому

    What if Jerma is just the most amazing campaign for Lunchables

  • @MrSoupyman
    @MrSoupyman 2 роки тому +1

    As a current doritos enjoyer, I feel attack at 15:05

  • @sammckenney8163
    @sammckenney8163 2 роки тому

    I love Jemma!

  • @cherrygarcia1909
    @cherrygarcia1909 2 роки тому

    Why does it look like jerma fell on a side of his face and it got squished in

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 2 роки тому +1

    thou shalt mald

  • @Zeephon
    @Zeephon 2 роки тому +1

    Deranged streamer defends chugging peanut oil as a healthy practice.

  • @coreytripp9939
    @coreytripp9939 2 роки тому

    friday? my clock says its twosday

  • @vizzy61
    @vizzy61 2 роки тому

    12:52 dogboy streamer CONFIRMED!

  • @jessicadavis2457
    @jessicadavis2457 2 роки тому

    Let’s see Paul Allen’s lunchable

  • @CaptainOcelot42000
    @CaptainOcelot42000 2 роки тому +1

    jerma has 666k subs...makes u think....

  • @RyanGoutbeck
    @RyanGoutbeck 2 роки тому

    Honestly if I was pushing 40 id be happy with that hair

  • @EndlessGrassMusic
    @EndlessGrassMusic 2 роки тому

    Jerma is the peewee sherman of twitch

  • @RoryRamshot
    @RoryRamshot 2 роки тому

    I have no laugh in my body

  • @Avabees
    @Avabees 2 роки тому

    Jermas too fuckin funny lol

  • @blue_applesauce9990
    @blue_applesauce9990 2 роки тому

    this man looks like christian bale from amarican pshyco

  • @allusernamesweretaken
    @allusernamesweretaken 2 роки тому +1

    brushing teeth andy

  • @phoebeaurum7113
    @phoebeaurum7113 2 роки тому +1

    How many appropriate Family Guy clips are there?

  • @hrovardran4755
    @hrovardran4755 2 роки тому +1

    Why do people keep saying that Jerma is balding? I don't see it.

  • @Harrison_801
    @Harrison_801 2 роки тому

    George Lopez comment was on point

  • @ieatboogers2245
    @ieatboogers2245 2 роки тому +1

    jermas ose is too bihg

  • @ynotsammy
    @ynotsammy 2 роки тому

    Haha good one Jeremy

  • @StationaryGamingReal
    @StationaryGamingReal 2 роки тому

    666K Subs.
    Kewl.

  • @rauyongs7235
    @rauyongs7235 2 роки тому

    jerma uploaded this video at 666ksubcribesr on youtube?

  • @Plumchip
    @Plumchip 2 роки тому +1

    Genuinely upsetting Jerma thinks people enjoy Lunchables

  • @CrudDeposit
    @CrudDeposit 2 роки тому +7

    I love Jerma, BUT I seem to HAVE developed a TOURETTES problem. On a side note: BALDING streamer, PSYCHOTIC BALDING streamer