LOL!! The Best Puns From The King Of One Liners Kevin Schwartz - America's Got Talent 2019

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  • @swadey2.017
    @swadey2.017 5 років тому +6095

    He faced his fear, it doesn't matter if he wins or loses, he faced it and that is a win for me.

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 5 років тому +8052

    The Isaac Newton joke and the grocery store jokes were hilarious

    • @NotMe-yh5gi
      @NotMe-yh5gi 5 років тому +22

      @Dev JB really that's crazy I never heard it and I love puns

    • @KevinLSchwartz
      @KevinLSchwartz 5 років тому +59

      @Jay Bradley Maybe it is old. I'm not omniscient. But Google shows no sign of it before the first time I posted it.

    • @missjoey
      @missjoey 5 років тому +18

      @Kevin Schwartz I and I'm sure many others who enjoyed ur jokes trust you! There are too many brains in this world for a joke to be completely original and not have been come up by a random few, but from the response of the audience and even the judges themselves, the joke is obviously not old and unoriginal like described by the fellow commenter above. Stay undistracted by ungrounded criticisms and keep up your good work! Many ppl are looking forward to seeing more! By the way, English is not my native language- could you explain to me the panda joke? ☺️

    • @KevinLSchwartz
      @KevinLSchwartz 5 років тому +52

      @@missjoey "Today I saw twin pandas. That bears repeating."
      "That bears repeating" basically means "is worth telling people about." But "that bear's repeating" implies that the one twin was a copy/repetition of the other twin.

    • @missjoey
      @missjoey 5 років тому +6

      @Kevin Schwartz Thank you for the explanation! Now I get why everybody's laughing!! 😊😊😊

  • @Pilikestortoises
    @Pilikestortoises 5 років тому +5835

    *Wins the whole show*
    Him: “nice.”

    • @nisl9039
      @nisl9039 5 років тому +41

      Uhhhhhhm nice

    • @harrypegg9293
      @harrypegg9293 5 років тому +9

      😂

    • @KevinLSchwartz
      @KevinLSchwartz 5 років тому +99

      Well, it WOULD be nice. No?

    • @lightyears2go
      @lightyears2go 5 років тому +6

      Kevin Schwartz dude ilu but that neckbeard is the epitome of the internet troll. lose it. ..or incorporate it into an act? imagine coming onstage with a fedora and My Little Pony - even better a fedora *of* MLP

    • @KevinLSchwartz
      @KevinLSchwartz 5 років тому +95

      @@lightyears2go Weird. I think of a troll as someone who goes around saying rude things to people online.

  • @patioorangutan2239
    @patioorangutan2239 5 років тому +6428

    That first joke was so underappreciated

    • @grahamconnorhudsonjameson8834
      @grahamconnorhudsonjameson8834 5 років тому +251

      Patio Orangutan maybe if he didn’t use it as his first it would of passed better

    • @starfish744
      @starfish744 5 років тому +18

      I lolled 😂

    • @jesusflores9191
      @jesusflores9191 5 років тому +12

      I was ded

    • @xiphos8219
      @xiphos8219 5 років тому +65

      Yeah, I laughed at it and then shrugged at everyone's reaction

    • @DeitrikItotv
      @DeitrikItotv 5 років тому +165

      I was in the audience during this performance and his first joke was actually the Isaac Newton one

  • @jeremya618
    @jeremya618 5 років тому +3403

    Anxiety can steal your life away. I'm glad he took this giant step.

    • @Saxologic
      @Saxologic 5 років тому +8

      Jeremy A Giant Steps by John Coltrane

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 5 років тому +4

      I want to like your comment but it's at 666 and I can't just do that

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 5 років тому +4

      Never mind, I'm good

    • @cobr3n
      @cobr3n 5 років тому +2

      I have huge anxiety and stage fright. Wish I had the guts to do what he did. I applaud him for getting on the stage and doing his routine. :)

    • @jessemartinez3825
      @jessemartinez3825 2 роки тому

      Sus

  • @bethiekitch3925
    @bethiekitch3925 5 років тому +3215

    “Instead of watching other people live, I want to live.”
    That got to me ♥️

  • @rexkenley
    @rexkenley 5 років тому +12828

    Courage is not the absence of fear, but the willingness to face it.

    • @bighope6550
      @bighope6550 5 років тому +82

      By Isaac Newton

    • @nick624179
      @nick624179 5 років тому +11

      Thanks for reminder 👌

    • @billk8326
      @billk8326 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @DrMatt-wp6ul
      @DrMatt-wp6ul 5 років тому +28

      Next time you use a William Danforth quote you should credit him!

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 5 років тому +13

      This is why I joined my volunteer fire department, I wanted to conquer my fear of fire. Now I'm an adrenaline junky, a bit jaded, but still, I was petrified my first time, but I did it.

  • @krishshautriya5170
    @krishshautriya5170 2 роки тому +672

    His writing is so good. And his delivery adds to his charm. Hope he does more.

  • @utubehelps
    @utubehelps 5 років тому +2780

    49yrs old still pursuing happiness.. NEVER STOP

    • @Nobody-xe9fc
      @Nobody-xe9fc 5 років тому +2

      TRYING TO GET LAID

    • @Adolesence
      @Adolesence 5 років тому +15

      @@Nobody-xe9fc likes you

    • @Nobody-xe9fc
      @Nobody-xe9fc 5 років тому +1

      @@Adolesence I already knew that I liked myself very much ^_^

    • @SaadMohammedGhori
      @SaadMohammedGhori 5 років тому +1

      maybe what we should try to pursue is satisfaction not happiness.

    • @MrWarfighter
      @MrWarfighter 5 років тому

      @@SaadMohammedGhori I agree, he is trying to pursue satisfaction, he just doesnt realize it.

  • @mistw.9323
    @mistw.9323 5 років тому +3009

    You could literally see when Simon started to get and understand his jokes😂

    • @stephieirene1
      @stephieirene1 5 років тому +10

      th virgin joke?

    • @serenapeterson8130
      @serenapeterson8130 5 років тому +74

      I was bummed at the silence on the first home. It was good. His jokes aren't low based. He reminds me of that long haired monotoned comic from the 80s who also did one liners

    • @briarevans4991
      @briarevans4991 5 років тому +4

      Serena Peterson Steven Wright?

    • @jeffreykelley8598
      @jeffreykelley8598 5 років тому +3

      Steven Wright keep you in stitches, wasn't often but sometimes he'd have to smirk at himself...

    • @lightyears2go
      @lightyears2go 5 років тому +1

      stephieirene 3:25 *did he just say what i think he said*

  • @johnnyjerkwad5527
    @johnnyjerkwad5527 5 років тому +478

    hearing the audience genuinely warm up to his jokes and laugh is quite possibly one of the best things i've seen in my life.

  • @sayyurrr
    @sayyurrr 5 років тому +882

    Who else loves it when Simon goes from really critical to just laughing his guts out in the blink of an eye?

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +6

      His delivery was slow bit clearly good

  • @Undesirablekishan
    @Undesirablekishan 5 років тому +2744

    the virgin one killed me 😂

  • @Exhibit_C_me
    @Exhibit_C_me 5 років тому +881

    "Instead of watching ppl live, I want to live." -Kevin Schwartz 💯

  • @craig869
    @craig869 5 років тому +396

    To go from being scared to leave the house through to being onstage in front of 4000 people AND on television. Incredible. As his confidence grew, his delivery got better. I teared up.

  • @andrecpg8959
    @andrecpg8959 5 років тому +8196

    Hope he gains confidence through this and deals with his anxiety better

    • @kevinhamakawa8343
      @kevinhamakawa8343 5 років тому +29

      Andre ExoDust trust me his anxiety isn’t that bad, AGT just needs to milk a story out of him

    • @galette_1196
      @galette_1196 5 років тому +9

      @Reddot Sxul It's not. Dude. They are literally doing this to everyone if possible.

    • @smashablanca
      @smashablanca 5 років тому +199

      Just wanted to put my 2 cents in. Kevin is a good friend of mine and his anxiety is just as bad as it seemed in the video. The only reason he auditioned was because I was able to be there with him and supported him the whole time. I couldn't go with him for the next audition because of my work so he went by himself and I've never been more proud of him.

    • @ericshimer6669
      @ericshimer6669 5 років тому +35

      @@smashablanca he has just gained a bunch of us who also support him. Even if he does not win i will be sure next time i come up that way to see one of his shows. Even if Madison is not my favorite area and gives me slight anxiety to drive in i am down for it on the way to the Dells.

    • @Nikolaiwww
      @Nikolaiwww 5 років тому +10

      Samantha Haack thank you

  • @grilledspicydeluxe7834
    @grilledspicydeluxe7834 5 років тому +3361

    “Instead of watching other people live, I want to live.”
    WHO CUT THE ONIONS

    • @Memhis10ToesDown
      @Memhis10ToesDown 5 років тому +20

      Tru Tha..😢😢😥😢..he was awesome.. WHO'S CRYING? 😢😢😢😢...IM NOT!.😢😥..I SWEAR!!..

    • @JamesKovacic
      @JamesKovacic 5 років тому +22

      That’s how I feel right now watching these auditions 😭🙃😂

    • @Akashi-ml9dn
      @Akashi-ml9dn 5 років тому +12

      That's really powerful word to push someone to live their life to the fullest

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 5 років тому +7

      Them freaking Onion Ninjas, is who...damn them

    • @serenapeterson8130
      @serenapeterson8130 5 років тому +18

      I love his therapist for helping him.

  • @sahuhrithik
    @sahuhrithik 5 років тому +770

    Who else wants to give this guy a big hug. 🙋‍♂

  • @raffy7284
    @raffy7284 3 роки тому +236

    Dude is a legend would 100% pay to see him perform

  • @ErkFX
    @ErkFX 5 років тому +1323

    That Isaac Newton joke was so good! Definitely had an unexpected twist at the end of it!

    • @randallnelson2768
      @randallnelson2768 5 років тому +15

      Was the best joke. The rest were not very good.

    • @cole4832
      @cole4832 5 років тому +31

      @@randallnelson2768 or maybe it's just not your type of comedy

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 років тому +3

      @@cole4832 I'm gonna steal that

    • @_Dio_Brando_69
      @_Dio_Brando_69 5 років тому +3

      I saw right where it was going and it was still funny hearing it LOL

    • @jayhernandez7708
      @jayhernandez7708 5 років тому +1

      How do you even understand? You have a roblox icon lmao

  • @abadomtochukwu8123
    @abadomtochukwu8123 5 років тому +727

    Is it just me or is Simon now adorable?
    He’s become so encouraging and supportive of the contestants.
    Thanks Simon. We love you

    • @paLeevang
      @paLeevang 5 років тому +5

      Abadom Tochukwu omg thats how i felt too lol

    • @sarahdixon6011
      @sarahdixon6011 5 років тому +30

      It's because he's a dad 😊

    • @JoeLibby
      @JoeLibby 5 років тому +21

      That's not Simon! What have they done with Simon?

    • @africaRBG
      @africaRBG 5 років тому +6

      Hes gettin old lol

    • @jeffreyfox1768
      @jeffreyfox1768 5 років тому +12

      I miss tougher Simon. And yes he's much nicer and more encouraging... I would guess bc he is a father unlike 6 or 7 years ago

  • @SpiralSine6
    @SpiralSine6 5 років тому +1413

    I felt for this guy man. His delivery was rough, but he definitely got into the groove as he carried on.

    • @yanivsteltzer8425
      @yanivsteltzer8425 5 років тому +3

      @Dara DeBuitlear no. thats not the point. hes just nervous. its cringe-worthy any not funny. didnt laugh once.
      Glad he got cut from Judge cuts!!!

    • @JMEAUS22
      @JMEAUS22 2 роки тому +13

      @Yaniv Steltzer it is 100% the point. Look up Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg. Legends of comedy who do this exact same style.
      You thought your own opinion was evidence your thinking was correct.
      It wasn't, in fact, it was evidence of how uninformed you were. It's world accepted method of comedy.

    • @povchill3780
      @povchill3780 2 роки тому

      @@yanivsteltzer8425 man shut yo goofyass up, u prolly dodnt understand any joke💀

    • @nikogivas6393
      @nikogivas6393 2 роки тому +1

      He didn’t change tone or cadence once. That’s not an accident. It just took the audience a second to warm up to his weird style.

  • @amgkmli
    @amgkmli 5 років тому +317

    I love how not everyone comes here to Win. But they just come to experience something new. Great show!

    • @sven615
      @sven615 5 років тому

      agree my brotha

  • @YesPlease1
    @YesPlease1 5 років тому +724

    Getting on that stage would be hard/scary for 99% of people. The fact that you did it *with diagnosed agoraphobia* means you've really got guts!

    • @huskysings9536
      @huskysings9536 5 років тому +4

      yesplease so much respect for the man right!

  • @aaronspeck1644
    @aaronspeck1644 5 років тому +313

    Yo that had to be the hardest thing he ever did. Legitimately just so damn happy for him for accomplishing this.

  • @robgronk8453
    @robgronk8453 5 років тому +1119

    This man is so very inspirational. This is what agt is truly all about. Too this man we are all so very proud of you.

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 5 років тому

      its all an act. look at his UA-cam channel.

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 5 років тому +1

      @Erin B you care.

    • @franklynonyia1449
      @franklynonyia1449 5 років тому

      Kevin Schwartz is a legend wherever he is

  • @an2ny482
    @an2ny482 5 років тому +4383

    He's about to have 2 over Isaac Newton

    • @DansGlowing
      @DansGlowing 5 років тому +148

      Easily the most underrated comment here 😂😂

    • @DansGlowing
      @DansGlowing 5 років тому +70

      Guess he cant use that joke again

    • @tjjavier
      @tjjavier 5 років тому +13

      Hahahaha!!! Way to double down! 👏😂

    • @Island_Kermode
      @Island_Kermode 4 роки тому +8

      Isaac2= kevin schwartz(-inteligence)

    • @SomeGuy-jx4qd
      @SomeGuy-jx4qd 3 роки тому +3

      he will

  • @renaeemorgan8914
    @renaeemorgan8914 5 років тому +160

    When he said “Instead of watching other people live, I want to live”
    It was so powerful❤️😭

  • @Khous-yg1ur
    @Khous-yg1ur 5 років тому +365

    I really just want to hug him, I totally understand how he feels in being full of anxiety. He did great and I hope he's on the show for the whole thing

    • @Khous-yg1ur
      @Khous-yg1ur 5 років тому +1

      azu111 Wait..... Wait.... I "can't" know what it feels like to be full of anxiety because I'm a "woman"?

  • @Quisomatic
    @Quisomatic 2 роки тому +38

    He uses his awkwardness to his advantage… that’s smart !!! This was great 😂😂😂

  • @Tay80085
    @Tay80085 5 років тому +270

    I have agoraphobia too. Currently, I'm getting help bi-weekly. This guy is so courageous for getting up on stage in front of so much people. I admire him. I want to clarify that agoraphobia is not only the fear of open spaces, but also fear of not being able to escape and embarrassment. It's a scary thing to endure and not much people are aware of this. Sending love from Hawaii ❤

    • @mitchdroese84
      @mitchdroese84 5 років тому +1

      I hope you continue getting help and can fully enjoy what a beautiful world we live in!

    • @Tay80085
      @Tay80085 5 років тому +2

      Thank you@@mitchdroese84😊 Slowly but surely. Baby steps. Have a nice week!

    • @provakarroychy1535
      @provakarroychy1535 5 років тому +1

      Marie, I appreciate that you took the courage to state your fear on the internet. Great job!
      Keep up the great work and focus on self love and self evaluation more as it will directly boost your confidence and help you get better at going out more and connecting better with more and more people.
      Have a happy journey in the trip called "Life" and hope to see a much better version of you soon. 😊

    • @guaiyaxs8570
      @guaiyaxs8570 2 роки тому

      embarrassed to be judged, causes panic attacks which cause retreat to safety (place) which is fear!! Its much worse... now that you are safe with your fear in that place.. the fear wouldn't stop telling you how worthless you are!! The fear would continue to eat you pieces everyday!! hoping someone would understand, wanting to tell someone.. tired of being alone.. tired of struggling.. tired of waking up

    • @periodddtttt
      @periodddtttt Рік тому

      how are you doing now?

  • @MrEuropeanTv
    @MrEuropeanTv 5 років тому +252

    I went to the grocery store and sign said no food or drink inside. So I went home
    Hahahahahah greatest line ever

    • @Bigbacktivity
      @Bigbacktivity 5 років тому

      MrEuropeanTv where is the hilariousness in that joke that joke was stupid

    • @lordkaachan9252
      @lordkaachan9252 5 років тому

      @@Bigbacktivity what's the point of heading to the store if there is no food or drinks inside?

    • @Bigbacktivity
      @Bigbacktivity 5 років тому

      Lord Of Waifus okay but what’s so funny about that it makes no sense

    • @Bigbacktivity
      @Bigbacktivity 5 років тому

      Any grocery store has food so if it don’t have food it’s not a grocery store

    • @lordkaachan9252
      @lordkaachan9252 5 років тому

      @@Bigbacktivity because the sign in grocery stores that says "no food or drinks inside" is meant that you can't bring in food and drinks from the outside into the store. However how this guy read it , is that there is no food and drinks inside the store therefore losing the purpose of going into the store, and heading home. The joke here is the play on words "no food and drinks inside"

  • @kagelynx
    @kagelynx 5 років тому +4290

    Rules for AGT.
    1. Have an anime backstory.

    • @parisienne7544
      @parisienne7544 5 років тому +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @xPhantom27
      @xPhantom27 5 років тому +21

      Seems legit

    • @xxxextensioncord3910
      @xxxextensioncord3910 5 років тому +76

      Dude ima say my fish died

    • @sol666
      @sol666 5 років тому +86

      Fear of leaving the house is a very real phobia. Don't disrespect a guy who managed to overcome it.

    • @Toni_Be
      @Toni_Be 5 років тому +62

      @@sol666 dude he was not disrespecting him i mean its cool that he overcome it but its for real that you need a good story and instantly get through i mean the jokes were not that good but the story was and see what happened i mean im proud of him but hes not that funny and its not a talent that deserves winning 1 mil

  • @deeznuts8988
    @deeznuts8988 5 років тому +4020

    "Instead of watching other people live, I want to live".
    Man. Who's cutting onions!!?

    • @arcaneghost24
      @arcaneghost24 5 років тому +38

      The damn ninjas man, they always cutting onions at opportune moments

    • @atrain84
      @atrain84 5 років тому +18

      You have no soul if that doesn’t just touch your heart. I loved it.

    • @aghyad5185
      @aghyad5185 5 років тому +1

      Forreal 🙏🏻

    • @ev0wizard
      @ev0wizard 5 років тому +4

      Ikr im like man i gotta go do something with my life too

    • @steampunkhulk5559
      @steampunkhulk5559 5 років тому +1

      Thought this was a shrek reference no joke

  • @MilleusPetrozza
    @MilleusPetrozza 5 років тому +128

    His one liners made me laugh, and his courage brought tears to my eyes.

  • @mehulshakya1624
    @mehulshakya1624 5 років тому +2966

    I can't understand why the audience didn't understand his first joke . I mean that was funny .

    • @dunnock343
      @dunnock343 5 років тому +134

      He’s got potential! He’s got the one liner jokes, now it’s just about delivery and structure of when to tell which jokes when.

    • @dustinb.403
      @dustinb.403 5 років тому +9

      It was hilarious!

    • @christhomas4739
      @christhomas4739 4 роки тому +34

      As a first joke, people thought he coulda gotten stage fright

    • @GlorifiedTruth
      @GlorifiedTruth 2 роки тому +19

      I think it took them a moment to warm up to what he was doing.

    • @zodiacgamer4547
      @zodiacgamer4547 2 роки тому +4

      Audience was still settling..couldn't guess his genius, loved it

  • @kendimuchungi5333
    @kendimuchungi5333 5 років тому +312

    Totally got his first joke. :-) All the best and God bless!!

    • @kendimuchungi5333
      @kendimuchungi5333 5 років тому +14

      @@mgoldenboyz7942 I guess I need to elaborate - I understood and found his joke funny. Comedy is actually extremely subjective. :-)

    • @MrSickinthemind
      @MrSickinthemind 5 років тому +1

      ikr was laughing hard, sadly the audience didn't get it

    • @jamesbravo8942
      @jamesbravo8942 5 років тому +1

      I didnt get it. Whats the joke?

    • @MrSickinthemind
      @MrSickinthemind 5 років тому

      @HHF Electronic Internet connection is good in heaven. I'm on a vacation

    • @farianvix1800
      @farianvix1800 5 років тому

      Pleaese explain the first joke...

  • @petercallaghan9851
    @petercallaghan9851 5 років тому +709

    That first joke, the one that nobody laughed at, was a killer.

    • @Allie13Livvy
      @Allie13Livvy 5 років тому +20

      I was coming to make this comment. I am so glad I was not the only one that got it

    • @landabudgets2024
      @landabudgets2024 5 років тому +6

      I died 😂😂

    • @franklynonyia1449
      @franklynonyia1449 5 років тому +4

      Tbh it was lit

    • @susangoryan1774
      @susangoryan1774 5 років тому +8

      I liked it too...It went over a lot of heads!

    • @minminli6248
      @minminli6248 5 років тому +1

      It was fantastic. 😊

  • @Ninjaman195
    @Ninjaman195 5 років тому +5717

    This guy went from scared of going out of his house to performing on AGT, that's insane

    • @soccerking172
      @soccerking172 5 років тому +57

      I'm going to be on AGT someday. Still trying to get out of my house but we'll get there.

    • @ScarlettCrystal2009
      @ScarlettCrystal2009 5 років тому +51

      Anyone who can come this far and make this much progress with their fears, deserves a LOT of credit and a shot with something like this.

    • @Stintdigis
      @Stintdigis 5 років тому +6

      Goes to show the impossible is possible

    • @arvin0786
      @arvin0786 5 років тому +9

      @@soccerking172 Just bring your house with you. c:

    • @ultimaxextreme1000
      @ultimaxextreme1000 5 років тому +3

      Seriously.. thats insane..

  • @rinkerbel_
    @rinkerbel_ 5 років тому +3427

    Why did no one understands the first joke?
    Did they all black out?

    • @michaelaugspurger7651
      @michaelaugspurger7651 5 років тому +211

      I think it the order of doing it first that didn't work well. If he had started with the Isaac Newton one, the black out joke would have been funnier.

    • @shshshshshshgt
      @shshshshshshgt 5 років тому +20

      If he had said that right after it would have been great

    • @nickyap6616
      @nickyap6616 5 років тому +10

      I find that one funny too

    • @quacklovesparanormal2041
      @quacklovesparanormal2041 5 років тому +14

      I bust out laughing at that joke!!!

    • @chelliserogers4513
      @chelliserogers4513 5 років тому +2

      Am saying

  • @Ayrton4everrr
    @Ayrton4everrr 5 років тому +994

    The saddest clowns, have always been the best comedians. Great guy

    • @c17a
      @c17a 5 років тому +1

      And Rodney Dangerfield

  • @livingthedash6727
    @livingthedash6727 5 років тому +383

    I believe the goal here is to give him more confidence, which is great because I believe he deserves it. Seems like a very nice and genuine person. A great guy!

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 5 років тому +1

      its all an act. look at his youtube channel.

    • @martinn.4061
      @martinn.4061 5 років тому

      @@kidrobot. what's his yt

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 5 років тому

      @@martinn.4061 search his name...

    • @thesomnograph7278
      @thesomnograph7278 5 років тому +3

      ​@@kidrobot. Just looked at his youtube channel. Doesn't feel like an act to me. He's got the same composure as he did on agt, even reading off of his cards and stuff presumably because he's nervous. Him having a youtube channel in the first place doesn't sound out of the ordinary to me either. Of course if you're going on agt (especially with a fear of performance) you want to have some practice and an audience to encourage you before going in.

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 5 років тому

      @@thesomnograph7278 look at his 1st video. its from 4 years ago. he's basically wearing the same thing and doing the same routine. its all an act. if it wasn't, he would've evolved for the better by now. but i get it, everyone needs a gimmick to stand out. just look at tape face and puddles pity party

  • @Mag1c4lyfe
    @Mag1c4lyfe 4 роки тому +6

    @4:31 "I went to the grocery store. The sign said "NO FOOD OR DRINKS INSIDE" so i went home"
    LOL

  • @aahilsayed7
    @aahilsayed7 2 роки тому +11

    When Simon gives a standing ovation you already know the performance was great

  • @MBranchOfficial
    @MBranchOfficial 5 років тому +179

    I have severe anxiety and struggle with agoraphobia, you go Kevin ♥️

    • @patrickdavis6370
      @patrickdavis6370 5 років тому

      God Bless :)

    • @beccaisanerd671
      @beccaisanerd671 5 років тому

      As a former agoraphobic who still deals with major anxiety, I am sending positive vibes to you!

    • @rishikesh3021
      @rishikesh3021 5 років тому

      Just don't think about what would people say

  • @alfieyeow559
    @alfieyeow559 5 років тому +51

    Aw man this guy got me all choked up. This is what a winner looks like, even though he may not feel it, but he is the bravest man I’ve ever seen

    • @tayoaluko5547
      @tayoaluko5547 5 років тому +2

      He went from not being able to leave to house to killing it on one of the biggest stages in America, I have so much respect for that man

  • @M11G10
    @M11G10 5 років тому +298

    *Just married, makes it sound like they are already disappointed*
    Man I'm dead literally LoL 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

    • @xzed6394
      @xzed6394 5 років тому +12

      Mayur Gojia no you're literally not

    • @kagelynx
      @kagelynx 5 років тому +1

      Figuratively > Literally

    • @marlesdk
      @marlesdk 5 років тому +1

      I dont get it, can you explain it to me? :D

  • @pallabdas1440
    @pallabdas1440 2 роки тому +47

    You guys didn't get him.. He's making comedy of his fears.. He wins the weather 🖤

  • @ekaterini2957
    @ekaterini2957 5 років тому +26

    Dry clean humor. I love this guy. So funny and so talented -- his jokes require thought and clearly required thought. I can't wait to see him on TV!

  • @bornslippy9208
    @bornslippy9208 5 років тому +399

    Bloody brilliant hahaha, My type of comedy, Well done to him.

  • @Fgvv17
    @Fgvv17 5 років тому +31

    Omg!! His story proves that you don't always have to look brave to be brave. He is pure inspiration

  • @beacea274
    @beacea274 5 років тому +241

    *Instead of watching other people live, i want to live*
    Wow i felt that

  • @benjaminlewis2910
    @benjaminlewis2910 5 років тому +170

    He's funnier than I am, and I don't even have anxiety! He deserved that ovation.

  • @Plant00based
    @Plant00based 5 років тому +179

    I am from Wisconsin and we are all like this dude, gotta love the dry humor ♥️😂

    • @nicolegall2699
      @nicolegall2699 5 років тому +1

      Kathryn Bartels same! What part of Wisconsin are you from?

    • @jakobp8758
      @jakobp8758 5 років тому +1

      I’m from Madison

    • @nicolegall2699
      @nicolegall2699 5 років тому

      Jakob P I’m from Waukesha ^

    • @colepederson1515
      @colepederson1515 5 років тому

      Kathryn Bartels that’s actually so true tho

    • @staticunion4448
      @staticunion4448 5 років тому +1

      Kathryn Bartels this was horrible if he didn’t have that backstory he would be garbage

  • @waste_of_grace
    @waste_of_grace 5 років тому +59

    As someone with severe and crippling social anxiety, this made me feel so many emotions. I’m rooting so hard for him!

  • @FikomUntarDinaDelany
    @FikomUntarDinaDelany 5 років тому +1061

    it's still with me this fear
    BUT
    instead of just watching other people live
    I want to Live
    - Kevin Schwartz

    • @haddijack
      @haddijack 5 років тому +1

      So true 😔😓😢😞😪

  • @myheartwillstopinjoy8142
    @myheartwillstopinjoy8142 5 років тому +9

    I love how the audience slowly gets into the act and laughter becomes louder and louder

  • @Powerstroke87
    @Powerstroke87 5 років тому +33

    Isaac Newton joke killed for real. Dude seems like a cool cat. Hope life gets infinitely better for him

  • @josephc.558
    @josephc.558 4 роки тому +112

    This guys story is so sad, he actually seems like he would be a really cool guy to hang out with.

    • @mariusk-l1056
      @mariusk-l1056 3 роки тому +3

      no

    • @ashmitrocks1997
      @ashmitrocks1997 2 роки тому +2

      I'm a beginner comic. I followed Kevin on Instagram a few days ago and last night he followed me back after a conversation! He really is a very supportive, mild mannered guy who just wants to see people write their own success stories! A gem of a man.

  • @spotlightawesome
    @spotlightawesome 5 років тому +989

    With respect to Kevin conquering his anxiety, but his psychiatrist is doing a reaaallly great job.

    • @drealboy_
      @drealboy_ 5 років тому +2

      He probably doesn't even remember this he's so drugged

    • @dothedo3667
      @dothedo3667 5 років тому +43

      @@drealboy_ he's not drugged, his mind is basically shutting down, it's what happens with such great anxiety.
      It's the methods that the psychiatrist used that are good, which is what makes the difference.

    • @drealboy_
      @drealboy_ 5 років тому +1

      @@dothedo3667 no. It's the drugs he's on. Benzodiazepines.

    •  5 років тому

      KevinKnox Playlist You're an idiot.

    • @dothedo3667
      @dothedo3667 5 років тому

      @@drealboy_ Nope, try again.

  • @natashazinc
    @natashazinc 5 років тому +53

    It’s not easy going through what he’s going through and being up on stage in front of millions. So much respect!!!! 💕

  • @madypowell8177
    @madypowell8177 5 років тому +96

    This is so heartwarming, I want him to be my best friend!!! He seems like someone I would enjoy being around

    • @ashishtilakraj
      @ashishtilakraj 5 років тому

      so nice of you to say that..it was heart warming

  • @tedioustask5714
    @tedioustask5714 5 років тому +34

    I can’t remember the last time I seen Simon Cowell stand and applause for a comedian!

  • @Geologically
    @Geologically 5 років тому +598

    Has a backstory = longer videos
    No sad backstory = 2 minute videos
    👏🏻

    • @stephenn9872
      @stephenn9872 5 років тому +11

      thats how agt works

    • @victorserrano7939
      @victorserrano7939 5 років тому +28

      So ur saying tht if Im diagnosed with a mental illness I’ll get more air time 🤔

    • @sabah3822
      @sabah3822 5 років тому +3

      Victor M3 E92 pretty much

    • @victorserrano7939
      @victorserrano7939 5 років тому +7

      😃😃 I was diagnosed with ADHD, HDMI, HHR, and USB, I should at least get ten minutes 😁

    • @SlamminBranden
      @SlamminBranden 5 років тому +2

      I'll tell you how AGT works ... they've already picked the winner. Voting means nothing. It is just an easy way for the channel executives to tally up the ratings.

  • @byversonvang3627
    @byversonvang3627 5 років тому +165

    Am I the only one who laughed at the first. Joke also he’s so funny 😭😭❤️😂🤪

    • @user-zc6mi5hx2f
      @user-zc6mi5hx2f 5 років тому +2

      Byverson Vang - I didn’t get it.
      “Let me tell you first time I blanked out..pause, that’s all I remember” - why is that funny?
      I don’t always cry myself to sleep ., I have insomnia - hmm I didn’t get it.

    • @user-zc6mi5hx2f
      @user-zc6mi5hx2f 5 років тому

      Majowh - haha, oh ye - what about the other joke

    • @ghostbeaver90
      @ghostbeaver90 5 років тому +1

      @@user-zc6mi5hx2f For the other one, insomnia is a condition where you cant sleep, so he wont be able to stop crying since he cant go to sleep

    • @realdex
      @realdex 5 років тому +1

      yes, I feel weird because the audience and judges didnt get it and I got it.

    • @byversonvang3627
      @byversonvang3627 5 років тому

      Vinsensius Paulus fr fr

  • @JonesLucero
    @JonesLucero 5 років тому +21

    "Instead of watching other people live... I want to live". DUDE! Goosebumps all over the body.

  • @stelladey8528
    @stelladey8528 5 років тому +2

    I had tears in my eyes. I've dealt with anxiety depression insomnia and whatnot and I know how hard it is to get out of the bed. Kevin, you are so brave and I wish you all the very best. The fact you stepped out of the house gave me so much hope and courage. I'll pray for all the success for you!

    • @KevinLSchwartz
      @KevinLSchwartz 5 років тому +1

      Thank you.

    • @stelladey8528
      @stelladey8528 5 років тому +1

      @@KevinLSchwartz I wish you all the best. Hope you win this!

  • @musicallover8401
    @musicallover8401 5 років тому +90

    I wish being kind was not out of the norm. This was beautiful!

  • @sugakookieislifeu311
    @sugakookieislifeu311 5 років тому +1274

    *He’s adorable but I keep seeing Peter Griffin in his face*
    💀

    • @Adolesence
      @Adolesence 5 років тому +8

      Just stop breathing please.

    • @masakiposey6532
      @masakiposey6532 5 років тому +4

      ^

    • @lordpoochalot
      @lordpoochalot 5 років тому +1

      Stop watching that garbage show then

    • @sugakookieislifeu311
      @sugakookieislifeu311 5 років тому +10

      Icey Zone BTD wtf dude i wasn’t saying anything mean omg you make me wheeze😂💀

    • @sugakookieislifeu311
      @sugakookieislifeu311 5 років тому +6

      And it’s ok cos 400 other people weren’t triggered by my comment so thank u next @just an opinion @Icey Zone BTD @Masaki Posey lmfao😂💀

  • @saniasaeed9698
    @saniasaeed9698 3 роки тому +2

    Really funny and so loveably awkward. I was laughing from the first joke about the blackout

  • @randomvideosbymark8095
    @randomvideosbymark8095 5 років тому +412

    A very witty comedian!!! Absolutely hilarious!!!

    • @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666
      @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666 5 років тому +4

      He's the boss.

    • @richard40x
      @richard40x 5 років тому +1

      Very funny, I like him, but that ventriloquist with the bird was even funnier. It took me several jokes to get what he was doing, then he was pretty funny.

    • @theriddlerenigma7198
      @theriddlerenigma7198 5 років тому

      You are a turd nugget.

  • @bunder9204
    @bunder9204 5 років тому +1059

    This is how many times he said thank you
    👇👇

    • @riderforlife9498
      @riderforlife9498 5 років тому +23

      Bunder _ I m sorry you r wrong this is how many times he said thankyou
      👇👇

    • @akioozaraga413
      @akioozaraga413 5 років тому +14

      You are both wrong. This is how many thank yous he said. (I liked my own comment)
      👇👇

    • @paigebai3372
      @paigebai3372 5 років тому +2

      AXN Vlogs 😂

    • @robert7879
      @robert7879 5 років тому +3

      Dumb post

    • @bunder9204
      @bunder9204 5 років тому +1

      @@robert7879 someone's salty

  • @KaylaWheelerSkateboarder
    @KaylaWheelerSkateboarder 5 років тому +27

    Aww I can still see the little scared kid in him ! You got this man !!! 💪🏿

  • @mr.minister5018
    @mr.minister5018 2 роки тому +10

    Kevin is a champion!! Overcoming a fear of crowds is very hard, whenever I go through with it there's a thousand thoughts of self doubt. And Kevin managed to pull through all of that, so inspiring ❤️

  • @kyanjones3304
    @kyanjones3304 5 років тому +154

    Howie: “You hear that? What does that feel like?”
    Kevin: “Relieving!”
    Such an inspiring person, not only to start perusing his dream at his age but also to prove that you can overcome anything, whether it’s anxiety or agoraphobia. By going up on stage and being who he is causing people to laugh and cheer must have truly felt amazing for him and he deserves every part of rejoice! ✨👏🏻

  • @melaniesosa1074
    @melaniesosa1074 5 років тому +339

    My heart :( May God help him and bless him 🤧❤️ and why didn’t anyone laugh at the first one 💀 I was dead laughing 😂

    • @syrtech121
      @syrtech121 5 років тому +5

      Melanie Sosa the first joke was pretty bad not gonna lie lol but then it got good

    • @melaniesosa1074
      @melaniesosa1074 5 років тому +7

      Syrtech idky I laughed so hard, probably bc my humors so messed up💀

    • @jessicamayers8617
      @jessicamayers8617 5 років тому +2

      So was I lol

    • @serenapeterson8130
      @serenapeterson8130 5 років тому +4

      It took me a half second, but I laughed too.

    • @b_f_d_d
      @b_f_d_d 5 років тому +3

      Maybe people didn't understand it but i did 😂

  • @janyou17
    @janyou17 5 років тому +119

    Im happy he overcome such struggles.. GOD BLESS him

  • @nj6530
    @nj6530 2 роки тому +6

    No ego, no showing off, no bs, huge respect for him. Congrats

  • @pearlvongpusanachai5942
    @pearlvongpusanachai5942 5 років тому +108

    I can’t think of a braver man. Huge congratulations and please keep going!

  • @ryanmuller1994
    @ryanmuller1994 5 років тому +402

    "No food or drinks inside...s i went home" I died😂🤣

  • @isopath1
    @isopath1 5 років тому +75

    Love the grocery store one. Simon's reaction was priceless

    • @lucesonofmorning7805
      @lucesonofmorning7805 5 років тому +2

      isopath1 I didn’t understand it

    • @The_One_And_Only_PudgyPenguinx
      @The_One_And_Only_PudgyPenguinx 5 років тому +9

      @@lucesonofmorning7805 "No Food or Drinks Inside" as in don't bring in outside food. He read it like there were no food or any drinks in the grocery store, so he went home.

  • @MN-vn8mk
    @MN-vn8mk 5 років тому +128

    When he said that his classmates spent a week not talking to him pretending he was invisible
    Man that's cruel....

  • @Bob-zl1md
    @Bob-zl1md 5 років тому +25

    "Be kind to everyone for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Socrates
    What an incredible guy. It is just easy for many people to go out but not for him. Thank you for sharing your talent to the world, Kevin. I am a fan.

  • @Jonnytm99
    @Jonnytm99 5 років тому +118

    Growing up diagnosed with anxiety problem yet he delivered infront of thousands.
    Very inspirational guy!

  • @lowxrobin2001
    @lowxrobin2001 5 років тому +4

    What a kind guy tho, rly

  • @houstonjs86
    @houstonjs86 5 років тому +231

    Mr. Schwartz your performance was great! God bless you and continue to live.

  • @tarungusain2911
    @tarungusain2911 5 років тому +347

    He reminds me of Oliver Graves......
    I just love awkward dark comedy😂😂😂😂😂👏

    • @imleilani1314
      @imleilani1314 5 років тому +3

      @TARUN GUSAIN that’s exactly what i was thinking!

    • @tarungusain2911
      @tarungusain2911 5 років тому

      @@imleilani1314 😂✌

    • @mandymcgrew3786
      @mandymcgrew3786 5 років тому +1

      I remember him lol

    • @tarungusain2911
      @tarungusain2911 5 років тому

      @@mandymcgrew3786 They both are dark and hilarious.....😂✌

    • @KurtNovack88
      @KurtNovack88 5 років тому +1

      I like this dude more because he's authentic. Oliver graves looked like it was just a character in a goth costume.

  • @chrisjennings7474
    @chrisjennings7474 5 років тому +354

    Welcome out of the house. Great stuff. This is the best judge panel ever

    • @dylanthevillain1666
      @dylanthevillain1666 5 років тому +5

      I miss Mel B and Heidi

    • @Paul-fd2ce
      @Paul-fd2ce 5 років тому

      @@dylanthevillain1666 dude theyre from BGT

    • @dylanthevillain1666
      @dylanthevillain1666 5 років тому +4

      @@Paul-fd2ce No they aren't

    • @anon1486
      @anon1486 5 років тому +2

      @@Paul-fd2ce No they're not. Alisha and Amanda are the judges of BGT

    • @seahawk1579
      @seahawk1579 5 років тому +1

      @@dylanthevillain1666 Julianne and Gabriella are wayyyyy better

  • @colebayer25
    @colebayer25 2 роки тому +10

    I’ve seen this guy in-person four times at open mic nights in the comedy club in Madison he referenced. He was hilarious but didn’t even realize he was on AGT. This is awesome!

  • @akfortyseventy
    @akfortyseventy 5 років тому +303

    What a beautiful child! look at those curls. its sad but inspiring. Good man.

    • @sheilastacy-symons2446
      @sheilastacy-symons2446 5 років тому +1

      Bunch of jealous bullies to have been so mean. But look at him now!! ☺

  • @CoachJMagana
    @CoachJMagana 5 років тому +6

    First joke
    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @odonovan
      @odonovan 5 років тому +1

      Jose Magana, me too (and a bunch of others in these comments)!

  • @Teejayyy2
    @Teejayyy2 5 років тому +364

    I ended up really liking this guy, i really hope his confidence can grow for him.

  • @chojykukreja2095
    @chojykukreja2095 5 років тому +28

    You already won, by just entering this competition. Good on ya champ!

  • @Thghjfghjf
    @Thghjfghjf 5 років тому +294

    Your amazing Kevin❤️ stay confident and don’t let fear keep you from living anymore! I can relate to that.great job!

    • @arthusronchi9416
      @arthusronchi9416 5 років тому

      LaRee Amanda do you think he’s gonna see this

  • @thedivinebandit
    @thedivinebandit 5 років тому +5

    It's awesome to see Simon try to understand him with the first joke and giving him a standing ovation at the end.

  • @ManivanAdventures
    @ManivanAdventures 5 років тому +5

    My anxiety has gotten really bad over the last few years, so this guy really moved me. Huge fan of his comedy style too! I needed a good laugh! 😂😂😂

  • @jaybea365
    @jaybea365 Рік тому +1

    OMG F-ing genius, when his first joke fell flat, I didn't understand that, I laughed so damn hard. This is good comedy!

  • @kayraalvarez4013
    @kayraalvarez4013 5 років тому +25

    He reminds me of “normal” spongebob 😂😂❤️

  • @baileyconradt
    @baileyconradt 5 років тому +23

    I've been lucky enough to see him at our comedy club in Madison! Congrats, Kevin!

  • @pastoranthonywright
    @pastoranthonywright 5 років тому +22

    He’s great. I laughed at every joke. I hope we get to see a lot more of this guy. He’s hilarious! 😂

    • @yiyang6142
      @yiyang6142 2 роки тому

      I don’t laugh at any of his jokes, i cant relate to what he’s trying to say