Explaining 2024 to My Past Self.
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- Опубліковано 18 кві 2024
- Ah, remember the good ol' days when we knew what a woman was, the earth was round, we only tipped for good service, and there were only two Toy Story movies? Good times.
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Sad thing is, I didn’t even blink at 2035. With everything I’ve seen and heard lately, it all seems perfectly believable 🫠
Come Lord Jesus 🙏
Yeah, I didn't blink either.. not at the rate we are going. It may get here before 2035. 😮😮
You beg Jesus to come from where?
@@WarrenDay-we9do heaven
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@@sarahsf6940 heaven is revealed to just be "the sky". It has seven heavens: the Moon, Mercury, Venus, the Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. How is an omnipresent being not present here and have to come from somewhere to be some place else?
This is literally the exact explanation of "Days of Noah".
The days of Noah had literal Nephilim and very likely dinosaurs.
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@@selohcinJesus was referring to the sinfulness of man.
And it is, and is getting worse each day
This was so funny but unfortunately so sad because this is exactly where our world is headed 😢
Yeah. I would hope it doesn't come to what she says in 2035.
I agree, I didn't want to laugh because it's really not funny but I couldn't help it
Northh America* is headed. North America. You now there is the rest of the world out there, right? USA is not "the world" :D
@Evey108 Please don't correct me or assume I don't know what I'm talking about - I meant the world and that's why I typed the world - our world is becoming very toxic
@cherryredneti I cannot disagree, however, the particular issues Melissa is touching on in her video are not that big or major in the rest of the world. The issues she is touching on are mostly America-specific. So unless you meant to comment generally and not comment on thus video... idk. Sorry I offended you, I just noticed Americans have a tendency to think the rest of the world is either the same as here, or they just don't consider it at all. I travel to Europe regularly and visit big cities and Ive never seen a drag queen there, or never experienced "cancel culture". It might be trendy there on the internet but not in real life.
You couldn't see it, but I gave this video a standing ovation.
2035 sounds like hell.
Already is in 2024. Will get worse.
I was actually doing OK, until "Now I sort of wish the world ended"! That one killed me! Melissa, you are the BEST at satire!!!!
I'm kinda at that point where I think it would be nice if one of those predictions was right.
@@cfrost87 well the book of revelations is right so there's that
I'm actually glad the world DIDN'T end in 2012, because I was NOT SAVED that year. And I don't even want to think about where my soul would have ended up then. But Thank God I am NOW SAVED by His Grace. ❤️🙏✝️💒
Same! Thank you Lord for your long suffering as more people are saved in these last days ❤
I liked your comment on Christian nationalism. Salvation would no longer be a personal heart issue. Just a national identity.
The real test will be to watch this again in 2035. I'm betting you nailed it.
Or even by next ear, if we're still here...
I hope I'm 💯 wrong lol
@@MelissaDoughertyFor those with great anxiety, this will put them over the edge.
I agree with you
We won't make it to 2035.
😅Melissa 2024 and 2012: "We still have great hair." So funny, classic, and true. You own it girl. You do have great hair. Glad you realize it
I love these videos with you as multiple characters. ❤😂 I bet they take a long time to make. Thanks for the laughs.
I'm surprised 2034 was allowed to share the gospel.
This is so frightening bc it's totally true.
Tipping certainly feels that way in most instances to me now.
This is brilliant Melissa! Absolutely love your sense of humor and your ability to interpret the horrors of our days through creative Christian satire. You are a blessing!
Melissa, you're so good!! 🤣👏👏👏👏
I feel I shouldn't put a laughing emoji in there, cos it's too close, but laughing is what gets u thru, right?? 😭
As a waiter, i still agree.
The sad part is this will happen way before 2035. A lot of this is already happening or has happened in other countries.
The way you deliver the message in satirical way is just mind-blowing. Love from Ethiopian orthodox guy. thank you for doing this, really!
Ironically enough, I am actually writing a final paper in my English class about 2012 lol. From what I can tell things did kind of start to go down hill from there..
Look farther, 1912 would be a good place to start. Compare to the story leading to and including Saul... We need a David, God help us!
Lol it started going down hill in 33 AD as soon as Jesus ascended
Very funny and factual. Bravo! Be blessed to be a blessing. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Melissa, TY. This was humorous and frightening. My dear Mom, in the years close to her 2006 passing, used to say "I won't live to see it, but there will be another civil war in this country". And I have stated, "I wonder if one day a person will be legally able to marry their golden retriever".
This is very prophetic! 😉
If this were sci-fi I would laugh... but this is real life 😮
😂lol.. love the way you present teachings. You are never boring, I appreciate your love for God and making your point clearly.❤
You are one talented Lady .
Shared loved the superman curl 😂
Absolutely fantastic satire! Or not satire...or something. You are truly gifted. Thank you, Melissa!
Maranatha !
You're the best. I dig you so much. You're amazing at helping us laugh at the insanity. 😊❤
Melissa, you're a pro! Brilliant! How many people are usually involved in a production of any sort? Well you did it on your own and that was perfect ❤
This was really good Melissa. Funny ish but scary true...🙏🙏🙏
O Lord Jesus, please come quickly!
No.
This was great, it's so true!
Okay, why did I just have to look up if there was really going to be a Toy Story 5? Oh my ! I must not be in "the know".
We are nearly there now.
I bet this comes crazy close to the truth, if not actually underselling it.
Brilliant!
I love your satires keep them coming 😊
Absolutely brilliant!
Stunning!!!!!! 😮
So true, good stuff 😅
Thank you for this video ma'am. 😊
PERFECT!! GENIUS!!😢
Brilliant.
Your best satire ever!!!
Great script Melissa.
That was cute. Excellent job. More people need to see that but I am afraid to share it because I might be put in prison
AMAZING TALENT. MADE MY DAY THANK YOU!!!
Just brilliant!! 😂
Love it! 😂
Genius 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
You ARE the quirkiest Sister lol. Love it. Keep it up.
Wow absolutely the truth
That was pretty good.
Sounds pretty prophetic 😢
That was brilliant 😂the truth with satire
This video triggers all the feels! 😂 you forgot to talk about how people shop for food and clothing in 2035 and what nutrition has become.
Man some stores already dont have cashiers anymore. I see all stores sgutting down. But also I wanna see Jesus take us😮💨
It was that line that got me. 😅
Sadly it's only a matter of time for much of this. Maranatha.
I found you and I'm subscribed to you 😎👍
Wow! Thabks for the upload, that's very well done! Man, I wouldn't be surprised if this is what the world, at least the United States, will be like in just a little over 10 years. 😱
Funny...it really is...but I'm more sad because this seems accurate to what's coming.
From concept thru to production that was absolutely brilliant.
Imagine the difficulty in pretending to talk to someone when all the 3 characters are all done by herself..the reactions she gives...the great acting she does...the personality of the each character she brings out precisely...all at same time being so funny. Really great. God bless her.
She's a pro! Definitely!
Quite interesting but really deep observations. I wonder really how it will be like. Mostly just like that it really seems.
Oh my gosh, you are so funny, but its sad at the same time 😂😮😢
God help us, all glory to Him
Wow 😮
😂 yeah and there is no border anymore cannibalism making a comeback .
Accurate
Come Lord Jesus Come!
😂😂😂
Way too accurate!
I'm so glad that I wound up in your group last night. You shared some really great tips. It's strange, I was already subscribed to your channel but your videos never pop up on my homepage. Darned algorithm ❤🕊️
Wait, what group?! I need to be in this group! Haha.
@@kristyncampbell3124 My church has a women's bible study that had a Spring Workshop dinner. She was a guest speaker on cultural topics.
I would have loved to hear it! I bet you got some good wisdom!♡
@@kristyncampbell3124 Amen. It was a blessed evening :)
the tipping joke got me 😂😂😂
Everyday I either utter to myself or someone near me.... "my brain hurts".
If I'm still here in 2035 I will have gone full blown cray cray and will probably live in a closet mumbling to myself. Lord Come Back soon it's going crazy down here ! 😱
Not sure it’s going to take as long as 10 years.
Oh, this hurt.
Melissa, I got Cherubim, Nephilim, Wing Dingers a Angels going on here, its a full time job to keep a eye on you all.. Whoops.. regards Miamiah.
But i got judge Judy, if there is any problems..
Sad how accurate this is. . . If anyone who needs me, I'll bee in my bunker. . . #OrSomething
Soooo good 😂 yet so bad 🙏
That was the obituary
This made me laugh, and then I wanted to cry, and now I’m just terrified 🫠🙈😭
This was funny but mostly sad. 🙃
you made it make sense 🤪
Almost seems that something did end on 2012. Lol
Idiocracy does not just come about by itself.
You've got a beautiful Superman curl!
There is nothing wrong with a Superman curl. I really enjoy your content both the satire and what you discuss with other religions and new age.
This video was really good, the reactions of melissa 2012 were funny but at the same time the info that melissa 2035 gave was concerning. We need Jesus more and more.
Sad but true. Once you throw out objective truth there is no line. I know as Christians we are to be salt and light in the world, but this is also in the church. I'm thinking I'd love a cabin in the woods. Have chickens and grow my own veggies.😂
Honestly, I'm pretty nostalgic for 2012....
As messed up as things were then, it seems pretty tame to what's going on now.....
Thats very interesting prediction that no one's is willing to talk about it. Till someone is offended.
Yes. Godlessness have made things devolve further and further...
but our Melissa's Superman curl is never-changing...
hahhahahahhhhhhahhahhhaaaa sad but true .... cross eyed hair flick was hilarious
Melissa…. “Or something.” Lol. The entire video, #sadbuttrue
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That is hilarious…but sadly a lot of truth there
I agree with 2012 you .. I also wish the world already ended and we were in glory already 😅😅😅
2035 is a horror movie, I don’t wanna watch.
Please make it stop!!
We have to pray for this never happens…
Thank you Melissa, you good!!
Melissa, I half expected for someone to come haul you out of your seat and drag you off. It could be a reality. Look at how that poor old pensioner was arrested in Scotland under that crazy 'hate crimes' law. No one will be able to open their mouths. Even an innocent sentence will be suspect. I truly hope Jesus comes back soon or there won't be anyone left to collect here. Thanks for your dry wit. You're ace!! 😊
Interesting it's like a Christian time tunnel hmm looking forward to more of these.