Just in case anyone's still wondering: You can use this edit without crediting me, I didn't make the original song so it's not really mine. You might as well have slowed it down yourself.
@@kacperreczynski9383 ive had it only once. Its like your mind and eyes wake up and your body hasn't gotten the message and is lagging behind while howard the alien is dancing at the foot of your bed.
@@turtlemaster2957 Did it once because my barber misunderstood the fact I only wanted like 5 cm cut. Granted, I was on the verge of tears, but I still did it.
The demon that killed the doomslayer, seeing a demon doomslayer come for him: If I had a nickel for every time I killed the doomslayer, I’d have zero...because that motherfucker was a demon already
That should be a secret level, like an alternate version of Final Sin but you play as the Icon of Sin and no matter how hard you fight you can't kill the Slayer so it's just a race to see how long you can last
@@runebowz191 well i mean, if youre a demon haunting someones sleep paralysis. And they stand up and this starts playing. Then you are no longer haunting. You are being haunted. And you are litteraly shitting yourself
@@seba.4926 Well its a joke you know, like. The person stands up and well you know, ironic because the punisher became the punished.... And the music.... Emplies fear and violence?.... Its not funny when i have to explain it.
The original fits with the pace of the game and feels like it's meant to evoke the pure rage that the Slayer is feeling at the time, this version just hits different, still anger but not quite as raw, like it has a purpose now and is directed at something. So yeah, totally agree with what you said Matheus lol
It's funny cause, the weapons were the handicap he put on himself so he could make the demons suffer. The slayer only uses his backup weapons, his fists are a lot more powerful
You did it You finally did it You killed the Destroyer, the great and mighty Slayer lays before your legion of demons and hellspawn as they scream in triumph But something is amiss, you feel as though you've heard these screams before while atop your mighty Titan, and then you realize They are screams of Terror You look over to check the status of the Slayer, only to see that he appears to have righted himself, Super Shotgun in hand But he does not use it, instead voting to merely drop it to the ground, as it makes a metallic clang with the hellish concrete beneath him A Marauder goes for the neck believing his movements to be mere post-mortem reflexes, only for him to suddenly convert to a fine mist as the Slayer makes contact with his chest at blistering speed He punches his way straight to you, turning everything he touches into mere paste as he moves faster than your demons can track him And you realize, as he stand's above you, fists clenched and eyes filled with rage deeper than Satan himself That his weapons were but a mere handicap
Funny thing is that every time I have a nightmare, it always scares me to the point of realising it's a dream, so every time I have a nightmare it does turn into a lucid dream and every time I make sure the thing causing me distress gets fucked hard.
Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Me: umm actually, why i should swear, when it's impossible to not fail this promise? Court: : Court: :(
what the burglar hears after he breaks into my house at 4am only to see me standing at the top of the stairs holding a metal bat about to unleash fears that would even make Satan scared after loosing 18 ranked matches in a row because of the npc teammates i keep getting
If they make a film of Doom Eternal, it should be a horror film about an unstoppable monster absolutely destroying the character's side. The whole film this unyielding force of destruction keeps getting closer. They keep assuring themselves that it'll be stopped, getting sparks of hope when it actually bleeds the first time, that even it's resources aren't unlimited, that the best and brightest are setting a trap to stop it. But this is the Doomslayer. The last hope they have is being assigned to under mars, where the Doomslayer can't go. Then the BFG 10,000 fires and they have to steel themselves to face it. The fight takes less than a minute as the slayer casually annihilates them on the way to an actual objective. Go for that Terminator 1 feel.
@@vomErsten I think that could still work. Mostly because you can play it entirely straight. You write the script and film it as if it's just some people, not literal demons from hell. It's jarring for the audience, but that initial jarring at how horrible they are wears off over time as these 'people' talking to each other and emoting (if you have decent direction and actors) will build up over time. Everyone's had something horrible coming they don't think can be stopped but desperately hope will be at some point in their life. (Be that 'when your dad gets home' or 'there is an upcoming performance review' or 'your sentencing is on' or 'The test results come in') The sympathy is to the situation, not the individual characters. Plus, being they are demons when they get annihilated at the end people will tell themselves 'well they were evil after all' and not be nearly as upset about you killing them off. At least, that's my thinking.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
@@houskacz6534 lol the thing that I hate is im in the support unit and they dont teach maths very good im not retarded but the only reason why im in support unit is because I can't do maths
honestly the original hits like "i'm too angry to die" but this one hits like "YOU die today, and there's not a damned thing you can do to change that."
@@gavinsfriend5222 ok question, do mean that in a negative connotation or a positive connotation bcus if you mean that in a negative connotation you gon force me to inspire you but if you mean that in a positive connotation that is one fucked up mentality to go about life with lmao
@@quantumleap7964 And as he scoured the umbral planes of Algebra, and into the second chamber of Geometry, all quadratics and complex numbers trembled with fear.
I can imagine him in the Paranormal Activity movies The demons haunting the house Doom Slayer:"Say hi to your friends in Hell for me and tell them I'm coming for them."
Just in case anyone's still wondering: You can use this edit without crediting me, I didn't make the original song so it's not really mine. You might as well have slowed it down yourself.
might wanna pin this, chief
No. Do it yourself 😠
How did you slow it down while still keeping the audio quality good? Just curious is all.
Can you link the picture in the video pleaseeee ?
instablaster...
POV: You ran out of ammo in Laser Tag so you bring out the knife
Oh yeah, this is big brain time
Rip and Tag until it's done.
@@Djrwuzhere that sounds so badass lol
Don't you mean light saber?
Nahh my bfg
The longer this song is on youtube, the slower it will become
Underrated comment lol
Underrated as fuck
Beautiful comment.
Lopus 312 well won’t be that long UA-cam has a history of deleting doom eternal music off the platform.
@@mdsnoob6278 true, can only hope it won't happen
When you insult the kid in a wheelchair and he stands up
Amazing.
*run*
Sounds like Cyberpunk 2077 (:
"What the fuck?!?"
"What? Oh that fucking thing? Nah I'm not disabled I'm just fucking lazy!"
BO2 was wild
Literally happened in SMT Apocalypse when he faced demon summoners
“9/10 people suffer from diarrhoea”
*The 1/10 person who enjoys it:*
Top kek
I literally read the comment before the first drop. This got me laughing💀
That one person: I'm going to shit yourself
Какой же бред)))
And 9/11 people died.
"Clean your room, or I'll start counting!"
"Go ahead."
“What are you gonna do?”
“Hit me?”
“Better make it count.”
“Better make it hurt.”
“Better kill me in One Shot.”
massive balls ending
r/madlads
When you pick up the school shooters gun
chad
when the deaf kid looks toward your direction after you talked shit about him
when the blind kid catches the paper ball you tossed at him and starts chasing you
when the guy without arms gets himself armed
When the blind kid says, “I’ve seen enough.” And starts chanting to the Elder Gods
When the blind kid catches the rock you threw at him
@@balloon_doggo ok too far man
"Sir, he ran out of ammo"
"HE RAN OUT OF AMMO?"
"And when I run outta bullets? They gonna wish I hadn't."
- Coach
Panik
*Oh Satan...*
*chainsaw intensifies*
@@daiq2947 Blood punch intensifies
"I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning"
"Nice spongebob reference"
"Spongebob?"
Underrated af
depends, i like metal nails
@@phillipslmao-b4m what other type of nails are there
@@JesuscoolkidsXDtoenails
Fps bots: Deadass aim
Chess bots:
And the uno bots
this also the exact feeling when you win against a chess bot
When Alpha 0 (a chess bot) gives you a knight for free and you are confused as hell what that could mean.
you know I have been in multiple chess fights and they always ended in ties… I guess I’m smart enough to tie a robot
Minecraft Bots:
When Freddy krueger gets in your dreams but you're a lucid dreamer and a hardcore doom fan
Damn, Rip Fred.
oh fuck
It's Freddy's nightmare now, this is playing ominously as he tries to flee
@@lonelyroach2003 *Escapes are inexistent.*
Rip and tear until it is done
Objective: Kill the slayer
Obstacle: The slayer
💀💀💀💀💀
It’s now or never then.
@@BehelitZero its just never
Obstacle: The slayer, common sense, self-preservation
Ur 1k like
"Hey sir would you like to try our new-"
"No"
"🤓Hey, you need to upgrade your battler to beat 3s EXTREME to get tar-"
"No, no I don't think I will"
@@Hexarius01 nah i'd listen
"No" -Slayer
Is everything ok bro? These are regular human interactions
@@Jacob-2796 “No” is Doom Slayer word.
Original be like: "Too angry to die"
Slowed version be like: "Too angry to keep you alive"
Lmao
Yes
666 likes cool
@@DMZK44 lol
The speeded up version:
When you’re in sleep paralysis but you can move.
Alt comment: you’re in a sleep paralysis dream but you can move but not the demon
When you are the sleep paralysis demon
I never had sleep paralysis but I think I would punch that demon if he came too close
I've had this omg yes
@@kacperreczynski9383 ive had it only once. Its like your mind and eyes wake up and your body hasn't gotten the message and is lagging behind while howard the alien is dancing at the foot of your bed.
When you're a demon and your objectives change from "Kill" to "Escape"
underrated
imps be like
Kill the doomslayer
Escape the doomslayer
HALO REACH final mission be like:
Current objective: *Survive*
you have no enemies
left.
You win best comment
This one had me ngl
That's what I am thinking while listening to this. You really read minds, god damn XD
This goes too hard
Mufassa falling off cliff ah comment
When someone breaks your MP3 player so you grab the MP5
When you break the quiet kids mp3 :
*Lol one of the best I have seen*
Fuck you that was too clever you smart intelligent person
Jokes on you i grab my MP7,it's more compact.
@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б Jokes on you back i got the MP9 or is it M9? im not sure.
POV: You're the weapon wheel
underrated
this is the best one
Trinium tier meme
*Multiple weapon wheel flashbacks*
In gta
With this on the radio, Doomguy isn't even strafing anymore. He's walking towards them. Menacingly.
Icon of Sin: "Oh? You're approaching me?"
Soukor Doomslayer: “I can’t glory kill you without getting closer”
@@vbgvbg1133 Icon of Sin: "Oh ho! then come as close as you like."
Circling them like a shark
Ayy pylot
“Vodka? I like your style.”
“It’s vinegar.”
my friend once gulped down an entire cup of vinegar thinking it was water💀
@@star_boy2301 Is he still ok
@@ryancrisp4947Well...He's crushing demons in hell right now
@@Saprogen gah damn
@@NitroSheep bros helping doom slayer. or v1
"Your winRAR free trial has ended. Would you like to buy the full version?"
"Yes"
YOU BROKE THE LAW
Even Satan don't do that
imagine using WinRAR
You've crossed the line.
True Chad
"no, i don't like the haircut you gave me"
Dear god
Is it even possible to say that to your barber, you would have to be superhuman
“I preferred the other guy”
@@turtlemaster2957 Did it once because my barber misunderstood the fact I only wanted like 5 cm cut.
Granted, I was on the verge of tears, but I still did it.
@@dagda1180 my god
Imagine how the demons feel after killing the Doomslayer just for him to get sent back to hell for dying
Underrated comment
I think he would go to heaven
@@yaboyjake111 bro I wish, but whenever a living thing is killed by a demon they're immediately sent to hell
The demon that killed the doomslayer, seeing a demon doomslayer come for him:
If I had a nickel for every time I killed the doomslayer, I’d have zero...because that motherfucker was a demon already
@@bigmantachanka2359 is this how Demon Slayer started?
'What do you do when you finish a magazine in class?'
' _You reload_ '
LOL😂
Thank you two replies 😊
Fact: Quiet kid with a gun and no Silencer is actually the loudest kid
I know.
From experience.
This is like the alternate reality where you play the demons and the Slayer is the final boss fight.
That should be a secret level, like an alternate version of Final Sin but you play as the Icon of Sin and no matter how hard you fight you can't kill the Slayer so it's just a race to see how long you can last
That would be hard
And it is literally impossible to win!
and you will never win it. ever.
just like the game
Yea
When DOOM doesn’t win any awards.
Game Awards are just for one year, but DOOM is eternal
Its pretty crazy that ff7 remake and it's no real musoc won ost of the year.
game awards suck shit and bias as fuck, our lord doom slayer doesn't need this shit
stop talking out of your ass doom got awards
@@thescarecrow897 where?
When Doomguy falls he doesn’t take fall damage, the ground takes Doomguy damage
Omg this is the first time in a while I have audibly laughed. Thank you.
Underrated
Fat
@@gregheffley9099 yes
666 likes
"yes, I sleep with a warm pillow"
i do it every night, been doing it for 14 years
*NO YOU DON'T*
*sends in entire US airforce*
Cockroaches when they discover they have wings:
please no
SCARE AND PANICK
(rip and tear)
Excuse me, what? I don’t think I hear that right
@@tropicalplatypus3933 Roaches have wings, run. Now.
Where's my sniper rifle
POV:the sleep paralysis demon see’s you stand up
@Kiko What? That doesn't make sense.
@@runebowz191 well i mean, if youre a demon haunting someones sleep paralysis. And they stand up and this starts playing. Then you are no longer haunting. You are being haunted. And you are litteraly shitting yourself
@@JuanHernandez-wj8qq you didnt explain anything
@@seba.4926 Well its a joke you know, like. The person stands up and well you know, ironic because the punisher became the punished.... And the music.... Emplies fear and violence?.... Its not funny when i have to explain it.
@@seba.4926 Just adds a perspective, hence "POV" and adds a funny scenario that would fit the video and music...? You get it now?
The normal one feels angry, but this, this feels...
Vengeful
With the slayers lore either way works
*When Slayer dies from a demon, gets sent to hell, they won but when they return back, Slayer has already conquered hell.*
The original fits with the pace of the game and feels like it's meant to evoke the pure rage that the Slayer is feeling at the time, this version just hits different, still anger but not quite as raw, like it has a purpose now and is directed at something. So yeah, totally agree with what you said Matheus lol
@@robertwilson4834 exactly what i was thinking
*A N G E R Y 2 E L E C T R I C B O O G A L O O*
“I’ll take that glass of milk… with ice..”
no but why does milk with ice taste SO good ...
@@RAYNE_1500*The song starts to play in the background*
@@RAYNE_1500*Grabs AK-47 from the backpack*
@@RAYNE_1500*Pulls out holy water*
@@RAYNE_1500*takes out a minigun*
“Nice conversation you two are having. Want to share it with the class?”
“Sure thing.”
Ok so me and bobby were eating lunch the other day and this kid pulls out his Nintendo switch and we steal his $hit and punch the crap out of him
@@Chuked Bruh what
@@spaghetti-zc5on i was sober
@@Chuked thats rude dont do that
@@seminarrfactor678 no
"I'll wait till the class is quiet so I can continue"
"Ok give me a minute, I'm in a conversation"
@Marvin Banks "Okay im done with ny conversation. What do you want?"
Dog approved
@@dadog3008 Thanks, dog
i used this in class today and my teacher yelled at me :D
@@qhxmusic Well now you have a reputation. Pog
"Honey, i let your little cousins play with your computer, there's no problem with that right?"
"No mom, that isn't okay"
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@@resolute7799 *realizes he installed fortnite on ur computer*
"mom ima be right back in 30 minutes i wanna buy a tank so that i can kill my cousin"
@@lightsabercollector3096 average reddit user
The Demon, he's here?!
@@lightsabercollector3096 Mother, can you please fetch me my chainsaw you got me last Christmas?
Roses are red, Demons are nocturnal Halo may be infinite
But Doom is Eternal
Nice rhyme
Saw this somewhere else but nice tho
@@outlaw._.lazinesyeah I’ve seen this somewhere else as well
Fam dis quote goes hard
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH
This actually sounds badass
doom is always badass
this song is like playing on well done in blood
@@_core9604 hey hey another man of culture!
I agree-
Funny thing is this sounds like the Doom Metal (genre) version of the Doom song
POV: You're doing 100 mph in a school zone and someone passes you
😳😬😳😳
*The Slayer has entered the highway.*
The pfp is outright nightmare fuel. Seems like the moon from Courage show.
@@d.ml.g9902 thanks
@@Beregond1861 yes because the Doom Slayer is all powerful and school children are weak
When you're in a nightmare, but YOU'RE the monster.
Under appreciated comment.
the most creative comment on youtube, here's your crown my friend 👑
And then the slayer appears
That’s just a fun dream
Happened to me twice. I was in a dream but I was the nightmare
"Did you like the gift?"
"No."
115 likes brug...
This is literally like Doom Slayer who has ran out of ammo. Using his fists against the entirety of hell in one room.
Yakuza: Doom Edition
Just remember:
*He’s not locked in there with them, They’re locked in with him!*
Doom Slayer: *runs out of ammo*
Doom Slayer: This is where the fun begins.
Funny how this video blew up, i commented when this had like 2,000 views lmfao. (for context my account was called Doom Slayer)
It's funny cause, the weapons were the handicap he put on himself so he could make the demons suffer. The slayer only uses his backup weapons, his fists are a lot more powerful
"Yeah, I drink orange juice after eating mints."
*sweats* N-no! You're t-too p-p-powerful!
I eat a mint drink water then wile the ice breath is in efect I brush my teath then drink orange juice then go to bed in jeans
@@athentdm5333 What in the name of fucking god.
@@greyistiredwe are gods
@@pan2364 I found God mode
DoomSlayer: Dies
Demons: Yeah! We finally killed him!
Also DoomSlayer: *_Slowly gets up._*
Demons: ●_● you were not supposed to do that
@@digimans901 "And?"
@@sunnyyy1437 Can i call mom at least?
@@digimans901 I doubt that demons have moms lol
You did it
You finally did it
You killed the Destroyer, the great and mighty Slayer lays before your legion of demons and hellspawn as they scream in triumph
But something is amiss, you feel as though you've heard these screams before while atop your mighty Titan, and then you realize
They are screams of Terror
You look over to check the status of the Slayer, only to see that he appears to have righted himself, Super Shotgun in hand
But he does not use it, instead voting to merely drop it to the ground, as it makes a metallic clang with the hellish concrete beneath him
A Marauder goes for the neck believing his movements to be mere post-mortem reflexes, only for him to suddenly convert to a fine mist as the Slayer makes contact with his chest at blistering speed
He punches his way straight to you, turning everything he touches into mere paste as he moves faster than your demons can track him
And you realize, as he stand's above you, fists clenched and eyes filled with rage deeper than Satan himself
That his weapons were but a mere handicap
when the shampoo says it kills 99% of bacteria so you decide to drink two bottles of shampoo
Achievement unlocked! "Iron belly!"
for that 198% bacteria killing
tour profile picture would be proud
your
POV: you sneeze during ww2 and the shadows in your trench say "gesundheit"
you sneeze in german-oslandian field bar and something from the corner says "Будь Здоров"
Pov: your a 15 year old boy and the fuhrer orders you to defend Berlin with your life against the red army
POV: you sneezed in a ruined building somewhere in Stalingrad and you hear Будьте здоровы
POV: you accidentally offend a bri’ish person
When your walking through the jungle and the trees speak Vietnamese
This is what everything feels like on 2 hours of sleep
Ive had insomnia all week
I quite always sleep a maximum of 3/4 hours if i'm lucky. I can confirm
This is exactly what I thought, that kind of strange kind of heightened senses and panic but weariness at the same time
As an insomniac myself, that is very true
2 hrs in 3 days for me
Student: Yawns
Teacher: "Sorry, am I keeping you awake?"
Student: "Yeah."
ayo its kracc bacc
I hate when this happen
My brain at that time: I need to fuckin crush the skull of the teacher
Student: "I'm sixteen, it's four in the mornin and yer borin the shit outta me!"
@@asurasyn "I wanna go Home!"
@@asurasyn Godamn what highschool do you go to? Mine starts at 7:30 and is considered an early school even then. 4 sounds like a nightmare.
we all got that one friend that is nice and never fight, but when he do... he do...
im that person
I'm said friend
I do not like to fight dialogue is better, but when I have to...
I'm that friend
That’s me fr
When you have a nightmare but it turns into a lucid dream: MY TURN
"Hey buddy. Remember 4 years ago I peed the bed because of you? Well guess what. Your bed is gonna have a corpse in it. And its yours." - Me :)
@@balloon_doggo 😂
Funny thing is that every time I have a nightmare, it always scares me to the point of realising it's a dream, so every time I have a nightmare it does turn into a lucid dream and every time I make sure the thing causing me distress gets fucked hard.
This happened to me but it was Mario Judah chasing me around my house and i had the super shotgun, mario judah was very fast
@@fatheryankee9045 he found you n-...
Someone that disagrees with you: "I beg to differ"
You: "then beg"
Pukicho
* *racks shotgun slug* *
*then beg*
Furry
😭😭
Ruega, ruega por tu maldita vida
POV: You're the Icon of Sin, but there's a green man trying to stab your brain.
LMAO I JUST FINISHED IT
Who would win?
*big ass demon* or *one aggressive green boi*
@@zekkieIRL you mean one space marine from an alternate universe?
Purple guy becomes green and saved earth from hell
dunno man, I've been using the Doomicorn skin the entire time, so white and pink could do aswell
Normal games: Yes he ran out of ammo!
Doom: oh sh!t, he ran out of ammo
Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Me: No.
*Top 10 quotes before disaster struck*
Fun fact: if you do this, they can arrest you for "Contempt of Court"
Jail Speedrun
@@Otra_Chica_de_Internet *message income* dream want to be friend with you
Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Me: umm actually, why i should swear, when it's impossible to not fail this promise?
Court: :
Court: :(
"Do you want to give the answer to the class question?"
"...No."
I do that alot.
WARNING: you have alerted The Horde
Alt. Title: *"The Only Thing You Fear is Him."*
The only thing *WE* fear is him
@@SalComPimenta the ussr wants to know ur location
@@Ender-bl2mz LOL
"Creep through a swamp to meet the only enemy the covenant fear"
That Marauder is a gangster until this version plays. Imagine you play as the Marauder and then Slayer walks around a corner with *Menacing Disdain*
"Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!"
"No."
"Shit! The cops are here!"
"Sucks to be them."
"Those poor bastards!"
Trevor fillips quote
I just imagine this is a line in an action movie
*pumps shotgun*
shit am out of ammo
well i guess their easy mode trial ended
ill start reloading my fists
Parents: "Look at them play!"
Kids in the park with sticks:
*team deathmatch*
The proof that slowing down an already heavy song makes it even heavier
I got the bright idea to play it at .75 speed
Metal musicians should make a genre out of it! *cough* doom metal...
@@josephThaPimp forgot youtube had that, thanks uwu
Yeah this is literally the thought process of Mick Thompson, guitar player for Slipknot. He said this in 1 of this interviews.
@@bravefire4103 What if we played this at 0.75...
what the burglar hears after he breaks into my house at 4am only to see me standing at the top of the stairs holding a metal bat about to unleash fears that would even make Satan scared after loosing 18 ranked matches in a row because of the npc teammates i keep getting
Permission granted: Show 'em NO MERCY
When this plays, the demons aren’t trying to fight back, they’re just trying to run
If they make a film of Doom Eternal, it should be a horror film about an unstoppable monster absolutely destroying the character's side. The whole film this unyielding force of destruction keeps getting closer. They keep assuring themselves that it'll be stopped, getting sparks of hope when it actually bleeds the first time, that even it's resources aren't unlimited, that the best and brightest are setting a trap to stop it. But this is the Doomslayer. The last hope they have is being assigned to under mars, where the Doomslayer can't go. Then the BFG 10,000 fires and they have to steel themselves to face it. The fight takes less than a minute as the slayer casually annihilates them on the way to an actual objective. Go for that Terminator 1 feel.
@@Sorain1 why arent you pitching this idea to the studio behind john wick? THEY WOULD FUCKING LOVE IT
@@cr4kh3ddgaming96 Because it's gonna be awfully hard telling a sympathetic story from the demons' side given how evil and gross they look and behave.
@@vomErsten I think that could still work. Mostly because you can play it entirely straight. You write the script and film it as if it's just some people, not literal demons from hell. It's jarring for the audience, but that initial jarring at how horrible they are wears off over time as these 'people' talking to each other and emoting (if you have decent direction and actors) will build up over time. Everyone's had something horrible coming they don't think can be stopped but desperately hope will be at some point in their life. (Be that 'when your dad gets home' or 'there is an upcoming performance review' or 'your sentencing is on' or 'The test results come in') The sympathy is to the situation, not the individual characters. Plus, being they are demons when they get annihilated at the end people will tell themselves 'well they were evil after all' and not be nearly as upset about you killing them off.
At least, that's my thinking.
They are scared of the aong
when the nightmare turns into a lucid dream
And you can fight back.
*MUSIC INTENSIVES*
This is my world now!
AHHH LOOOVELY
Me in middle of hell going full melee:
"Are there any volunteers to go and present first?"
"Yes, I would like to go first."
I went first one time and no one wanted to go after me (Science Fair Practice Presentations)
@@enzocarter6765 I always go first (unless some tryhard ensured first place 2 months before the project was due,) because it makes you seem confident.
@@alexm.8619 Agreed
Katniss Everdeen be like:
tbh its better to go first and be done with it
Original: You stop the apocalypse.
This: You *ARE* the apocalypse.
"The ice cream machine is working today, would you like one?"
"No"
"Is the ice cream machine working?"
"No"
"I'll have an ice cream then"
@@wacka1555 badass response vs awkward ass response
I bite kikats horizontally
I do too Albert I do too
@@SwagTinCommander I eat them without pulling them off
POV: you accidently slammed your door at the end of an argument with your mum and this started playing
*...*
*I WILL DIE...*
... You fucked up good luck
Mom:Your life span has ended
@@deleteduser4222 SHE BECOMES DEATH, OH GOD OF fU C -
I only like to get it to 666
This is what plays when you are fighting a Gold Armor Slayer that beats Ultra-Nightmare for fun, in the multiplayer mode.
so... meeting zero master?
you mean Oyff?
Basically SmvR
And dady Oyff 😎
Oyff you mean
"the fuck do you mean Issac Clark snapped, how bad can it be he's just a god damn engineer?"
Demons: "Slayer, we have you outnumbered 3 trillion to one."
The Slayer: *"I like those odds."*
"Huh, 50 over my record"
@@wednesdaygeckok.7899 😂😂😂😂
Then it is a even fight
@@gamzeemakara1659 “All cruisers fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!”
dream likes them to
“Put your mask on, soldier! The gas is coming this way!”
“I don’t feel like it bro.”
-The Russians; August 6th, 1915
@@turtleperson3538 ah shit
@@turtleperson3538 The dead men
*emerges from the gas*
Big brain joke
The music that the enemy-team hears when 死の父 joins my team
LMAO
KAR.EN.TUK
I am gonna say yes its Funny but I played against a full team of Asian players and I won with a positive K/D but still none the less
@@jakethemoss240 they play so much in South Korea dude, like SO MUCH. I think people have died while playing because they played too much.
死の父 means father of death. Your time has come
"What type of music are you listening to ?"
-I listen to Mick Gordon music
The Teacher: "Come up and show your work David"
David: " *No* "
@rodesidetrucks Chadvid
lol my name is David
@@diviusvoldren6853 broo same
Пиздец давиду
damn, hits TOO close to home
Guys, this sounds really good at 1.25x speed, somebody should totally make a song out of it or something
Whos gonna tell him
@@balisticenderdragon3529 Mick Gordon Is. Mick Gordon. Mick Gordon Ramsay. Mick Gordon Freeman.
POV: You are the 69th like on this comment
the normal song is at this speed
Nobody was giving me hate comments bc my name was i ruin jokes
@@SandBob45 that's the joke
edit: HOLY FUCK DID I JUST- I DID NOT NOTICE YOUR NAME
"yeah, i eat cereal with water"
@Bronea i Just drink half a glass of nothing
Meth puffs
I drink warm milk.
*i drink warm water*
Ha ha ha ha (laughing in Norman Osborn)...
Gordon Ramsey when I undercook a steak:
“Give me all your money this is a robbery!”
“No”
You're right *pulls out his own gun*
-But... i have a gun
-So what?
-You can't just...
-Yes i can
-Understandable, have a nice day
*NO U*
*Uno reverse*
Mom: “I’m going to go through your phone.”
“Go ahead.”
Mom: Finds a bunch of Pornos and HentaI Websites.*
Also Him: *Sits Dramatically*
@@kielgarcia5292 plot twists: shes also into that shit
@@kushagramandal1501 ayo ayo ayo
@@kushagramandal1501 back up demon
Kar en tuk (Little Timmy)
And now I have to resort to violence
Mom: “Clean the dishes or else”
Me: “I’ll take the else”
Sure
@@Steel_Talon omg its u
@@blackmalespotted it's me
@@Steel_Talon its US
soviet union moments
Adding this to my drunk driving playlist
This is my favorite one lmao
lmao this got me dying
*oh shit*
POV: You're a boss in DOOM Eternal, and a green guy is looking at you. *menacingly* .
"I'm fucked aren't I?"
*A N G E R Y* GREEN BEAN
"Why do I hear Boss Music?"
*"I hear boss music... But this time it's not mine."*
I heard a jojo reference
"Hey can you help me on this hard boss."
Older brother:
The boss: why do I hear intense boss music
This is me when my sister need help on a game
Killer queen had already touched that boss!
Boooomm
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
@@freshymints2862 wait this isnt my boss music? :looks behind: dear god..
"What's The Slayer doing?"
"He's walking down the corridor..."
*_"Menacingly!!"_*
is that a jojo siwa reference?
@@HullsColby yes a jojo siwa reference
@@cupman9821 i'm so smart :^)
Walking, you mean skipping and hopping
crouching
“Did you do your homework?”
“No”
“You’re in trouble”
“No”
Impossible.
@@basically_boring
*_no_*
Friend's mom: *makes me and my friend dinner*
Me: *finishes*
Friend's mom: did you enjoy it ?
Me: No.
He too dangerous to stay alive
Diabolical
This takes some sheer willpower
people with no friends:
Top 10 menaces to society
POV:- My sleep paralysis demon watching me play doom for 15 hours straight
K
Amateur numbers
I heard the demonic scream as I read this
That sleep paralysis demon will probably have nightmares.
Doomguy is your sleep paralysis demon’s sleep paralysis demon.
“I’m sorry for interrupting your conversation with my teaching”
“Oh it’s alright just don’t do it again”
Dont be sorry, be better
You're only sorry cus you got caught
@@worlore1651 dam bro
@@morbius7437 no no, he has a point.
You better be
Them: "What music are you into?"
Me: "It is a little bit complicated..."
My family when I die: “Heaven gained a new angel...”
Me in hell looking for the mf who invented exams:
me looking for the person who invented maths
@@evil_morty28_23 me looking for the person who added alphabet in maths
@@houskacz6534 lol the thing that I hate is im in the support unit and they dont teach maths very good im not retarded but the only reason why im in support unit is because I can't do maths
henry a fischel is in hell, yes. good luck.
And I’ll be looking for the guy who murdered harambe.
honestly the original hits like "i'm too angry to die" but this one hits like "YOU die today, and there's not a damned thing you can do to change that."
The perfect description
WEEEEEEE WOOO WEEEEE WOOO
So real life
@@gavinsfriend5222 ok question, do mean that in a negative connotation or a positive connotation bcus if you mean that in a negative connotation you gon force me to inspire you but if you mean that in a positive connotation that is one fucked up mentality to go about life with lmao
put simply my question is are you a psychopath who kills anything in your way or are you depressed at the merciless world you see before you
"Hey, I like you. Don't show up to school tomorrow."
*Shows up to school tomorrow*
* And fight with the quiet kid, then, saving Everyone. *
* and then everyone stood and clapped*
*then you searched for something in your bag*
*also brings a gun*
Brings a BFG
"what if I didn't run? what if I wasn't a coward? What if I want them to kill me? What if I want then to TRY"
-Markiplier
My dad (6 years ago): Can you pass the butter?
Me: *no.*
then he left
@@khlkhchsh yeah
YOU ARE DEAD
@@Fefnir0 not big surprise
Gone to get milk to make butter lol
This is literally the emotion of what you feel when you kill a hacker in a game put into a song
I have done that before, I quickscoped a modder in black ops 2
In other words I should hear this at least every Tuesday?
@@adamlong6711 in other words, you still play tf2 on a regular basis
@@ddddddd284 I bow. ▄█▀█●
Exactly
Searched lofi so I could get some study jams. This was the second result. Study and memorize, until it is done.
The only thing the homework fears is you
@@quantumleap7964 And as he scoured the umbral planes of Algebra, and into the second chamber of Geometry, all quadratics and complex numbers trembled with fear.
A Ph.D felt your presence.
But honestly, slowed down Doom tracks are better tp study to than Lofi, which is pretty good ngl
@@failtronic2646 lol
Squidward: Here's your change, sir.
Mr. Krabs:
this song makes me wanna walk up to the school bully and politely ask for my lunch money back
what do you mean politely?
By politely....
You mean
*_Angrily?_*
Just some guy with a surprised expression y e s
Politely means without weapons (?
Instructions unclear, accidently punched his face in.
"this song make me want to eat a bowl without cereal and milk"
-Random Guy
This made me want to invent bowls, milks, and cereals.
that random guy is you isnt it???? dont lie
@@onion7067 yes 😳
666 likes
Let's all be honest, DoomSlayer would go in any horror game and he would still be the scariest thing there.
I can imagine him in the Paranormal Activity movies
The demons haunting the house
Doom Slayer:"Say hi to your friends in Hell for me and tell them I'm coming for them."
Doomguy vs. evil dead B)
@@karierainey4435 I would actually love to see that
DoomSlayer vs Angels of Death
Now this brings a smile to my face