How to Beat the ANCIENT MONSTERS in 65

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  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  Рік тому +81

    Today's video is sponsored by The Ridge Wallet! Head to ridge.com/nerdexplains and get 10% OFF using my code NERDEXPLAINS

    • @Gg-ij7li
      @Gg-ij7li Рік тому +5

      Jesus loves you and wants to free you from any shackles in your life! Call upon His name and He will save you!
      If you confess with your mouth “Jesus is Lord” and believe that He rose from the dead and abandon your sins, you will be saved! God bless you, have an awesome day ❤😊😊

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 Рік тому +1

      RAD

    • @xrphoenix7194
      @xrphoenix7194 Рік тому +2

      Nerd before I watch this video the rest of the way, is this movie any good? I might want to watch it first

    • @thomasspradley4975
      @thomasspradley4975 Рік тому

      I have a good movie that I think you would like, it is called monsters of Man and it is about military robots trying to kill a bunch of people in the jungle.

    • @thomasspradley4975
      @thomasspradley4975 Рік тому

      @@MonkeyDLuffy-ed4fj what is

  • @abetacc
    @abetacc Рік тому +417

    the ship couldnt detect the asteroids until they were already colliding with them but the little handheld device detected the earth destroying asteroid almost a whole day early. gotta love that inconsistent tech

    • @etheriousnatsudragneel5835
      @etheriousnatsudragneel5835 Рік тому +36

      i have a probable explaination for this, the ship makes calculations in advance and then keeps a trajectory for a long time with the pilot being awake to see extra things that are going on, while he was sleeping meteors were closing in but since the ship wasn't currently scanning shit up it didnt see until it got hit and then activated the relevant system. for the one that finds the planted extinction 3000, it was actively looking for anything around and far out.
      basically, cuts on cost for a very important mission screwed them over

    • @BigDaddyAashik
      @BigDaddyAashik Рік тому +5

      ​@@etheriousnatsudragneel5835"I have an explanation" ☝🤓

    • @etheriousnatsudragneel5835
      @etheriousnatsudragneel5835 Рік тому +27

      @@BigDaddyAashik yes, i am a nerd who over thinks things. am also a person who listens to movies being explained by others, oh, just like you

    • @BigDaddyAashik
      @BigDaddyAashik Рік тому +7

      @@etheriousnatsudragneel5835 you watch youtube for entertainment, I watch yourube to cure my porn addiction. We are not the same 💪🗿

    • @etheriousnatsudragneel5835
      @etheriousnatsudragneel5835 Рік тому +6

      @@BigDaddyAashik actually no, it's the same for me... so I think we are fucked (metaphorical)

  • @DHworldwide185
    @DHworldwide185 Рік тому +1353

    It always surprise me that NerdExplains finds so many movies I have never heard of and will never watch. It’s honestly impressive

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y Рік тому +17

      Ikr?

    • @mikeworkman3593
      @mikeworkman3593 Рік тому +111

      Really? You never heard on the brand new movie that's still in the theaters?
      Like the commercials are on the tv all the time.

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 Рік тому +10

      His explanations of scenarios and sarcastic humor always entertain me 😌

    • @ithielpitt7525
      @ithielpitt7525 Рік тому +7

      This flick came out like 3 weeks ago

    • @narwhal9852
      @narwhal9852 Рік тому +4

      these type are always better explained as well or a recap

  • @bloodreach7351
    @bloodreach7351 Рік тому +554

    I think a better story would have been watching all the survivors getting merked while he's trying to get to the other piece of the ship. That way we have more of an understanding of how dangerous the world is and it makes it more tense and you want to actually have these guys survived because it's not the only two people that just demolish everything in their way and they're unstoppable because plot armor.

    • @etienne8110
      @etienne8110 Рік тому +46

      That's the main problem with this movie, it lacked good writing.
      SFX were good but anything else was awful.

    • @etienne8110
      @etienne8110 Рік тому +41

      @@farhan5647 As if this movie was afraid of cliche...

    • @Marshmallow_Trees
      @Marshmallow_Trees Рік тому

      Me too. But that means paying and supporting actors, more costumes, makeup, props, sets, insurance. No one was interested in telling a story. Big explosions and monsters are what’s going to catch the overseas market
      * cough cough * China * cough *

    • @AzureTheAvian
      @AzureTheAvian Рік тому +14

      @@farhan5647 Cliches exist for a reason. If the writer isn’t a master of their work, straying too far from cliches will make the movie even worse. Sometimes it’s good to have a generic movie rather than a bad movie.

    • @Dmc00777
      @Dmc00777 Рік тому +4

      So basically the film pitch black

  • @marcelovinicius3386
    @marcelovinicius3386 Рік тому +168

    i mean, the amount of diseases alone you can get by just walking on the forest, his stung neck by an unknown insect, the shrapnel on his stomach, the quicksand situation, the girl had that ''thing'' crawling inside her mouth, the collapsing cave, forget the dinossaurs, the planet alone would have killed them

    • @majinjason
      @majinjason Рік тому +18

      Most virus and bacteria won't be a problem. The ones that effect us have evolved to do so. It's why most bugs aren't transferable even between dogs and humans, and we've been side by side since we made them. There could be a super bug that could ruin your day but it's pretty unlikely and unlucky to encounter it. Multicellular life should be the main concern, and poisonous games, or even just less O2 then we're used to

    • @theokayishgamer
      @theokayishgamer Рік тому

      @@majinjason Yes because humans are surely able to handle the bacteria and/or viruses from 65 million years ago, y'know the one's that we have never encountered as a species...

    • @tbouchard2789
      @tbouchard2789 Рік тому

      @@majinjason The first Critical issue, atmospheric composition & pressure, is difficult to get around: There are other habitable planets among the cosmos, however, at 78% Nitrogen 21% Oxygen & at 1013 millibars, crashing onto a planet w/ this combo, is spotting a needle in a 4D Hypercube Haystack.
      Secondly, you could use intel regarding Another impasse: Viruses, Bacteria & Fungus, will ABSOLUTLY Ravage an alien visitor! This happens all the time here when folks travel to new areas. And That's still with Human (Animal Kingdom evolved) DNA & our encoded Genome. NOW, step foot to an Alien world; without respiratory PPE, survival beyond several mins/hours would be Highly unlikely. Sorry to wreck anyone's Sci-Fi dreams here, but the fist bits of alien Pollen or spores you breath in, our immune response and metabolic systems, would not be equipped to immediately create new pathways & mechanisms of degradation and disposal, of these foreign DNA structures, unimaginable different than anything our bodies have evolved to handle.

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames Рік тому +12

      @@majinjason Viruses won't be a problem at all but bacteria would feast at his wound with great appetite.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 Рік тому +4

      @@majinjasonEarth contaminants 100% hitched a ride on the ship. It is impossible for the whole ship to be completely sterile as well as all the occupants

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +343

    If this man fell into Backrooms, he would immediately think of a way to dominate the area

    • @FaceFamous
      @FaceFamous Рік тому +13

      Depends on the SCPs that might be in there too. Or he's going D Class material😂

    • @123lovelylady
      @123lovelylady Рік тому +24

      ​@@FaceFamous what is this? Backrooms or SCP?

    • @liamjohnson954
      @liamjohnson954 Рік тому +28

      Online horror gentrification merged them. SAD.

    • @tomatolinguinie990
      @tomatolinguinie990 Рік тому +13

      @@FaceFamous SCP and backrooms are too very different things

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 Рік тому

      "backrooms isnt cannon in scp" wrong. EVERYTHING is cannon in SCP lore, and No, backrooms and SCP are extremely similar.

  • @jicudi
    @jicudi Рік тому +85

    The comment about Kilo Ren at the beginning caught me off guard and now I'm laughing so hard I'm crying lol. Well played, sir. Well played.

  • @adcomedyjokes
    @adcomedyjokes Рік тому +44

    They shouldn't have given away that this was earth during prehistoric periods in the marketing and trailers. Would been a great twist

    • @gomahklawm4446
      @gomahklawm4446 4 місяці тому +1

      Never saw a single one. Who watches TV and in it's current trash woke form?!?!

  • @9800MacMal
    @9800MacMal Рік тому +319

    Can we just appreciate nerds explain for dropping back to back videos

  • @nika7772
    @nika7772 Рік тому +192

    "What we're looking at is this company's very strict anti law-suit policy. As we all know, dead cargo can't sue" 😂😂😂 I'm dying

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 Рік тому +11

      Good to know you are so devoted to the company laws. Because so you also can't sue ! ^^

    • @shroudshift9969
      @shroudshift9969 Рік тому +2

      Pretty much the Weyland-Yutani business structure.

  • @Yuuki_12
    @Yuuki_12 Рік тому +158

    You are an absolute legend. Otherworldly deity. Thank you, I can't get enough of these videos. You are literally too funny.
    Maybe it's off brand but could we maybe get a video on chronicle? Or apocolypto? Either way thank you.

  • @gregsthatdude
    @gregsthatdude Рік тому +69

    There are a lot of channels like yours, but I just wanna say your videos are all so amazing and great watches.

    • @flipponator
      @flipponator Рік тому +2

      I love that he actually tries to apply common sense and real logic. Some other channels literally say things like "If I would be that, I would immediately recognize it's a super abnormal mega ghost and just sacrifice all my family and friends to appease it. Easy peasy movie beaten"

  • @pixelpastiche
    @pixelpastiche Рік тому +51

    27:21 That was the poisoned fang. The one with all the berry juice that she coated earlier. That was where it came back and got used.

    • @fmrc93
      @fmrc93 Рік тому +10

      The poison didn’t really play a purpose, the dinosaur got stabbed in the eye and the geyser finished it off. The poison was absolutely unnecessary.

    • @pixelpastiche
      @pixelpastiche Рік тому +9

      @@fmrc93 The action of coating it in poison brings the attention of the audience to the fact that she has the fang and that it will serve a purpose later. In this way they are double checking that the prop will be in the mind of the viewers and not some type of ass-pull.

    • @fmrc93
      @fmrc93 Рік тому +3

      @@pixelpastiche they could have just as easyily had her use a rib or other bone from the skeleton near the geyser

    • @pixelpastiche
      @pixelpastiche Рік тому +6

      @@fmrc93 Ok so now you are just going against the scene that they already setup. They had a scene which brought importance to the fang and then had a payoff: of course they could have had her do it a different way but to deny that there was any intention behind the way that it WAS executed seems unnecessary.

    • @fmrc93
      @fmrc93 Рік тому +4

      @@pixelpastiche I'd argue the scene when she rubbed the fang in the berries was the highlight the poison, otherwise why even mention they were poisonous and why have the fake out scene in the cave with the mouth parasite where the first thought of anyone watching was that she ate the berries.

  • @yoshi5I4
    @yoshi5I4 Рік тому +19

    My guy this outputs been nuts lately it’s much appreciated because as always it’s top notch just don’t burn yourself out with all the great work you do

  • @flockofbeans9153
    @flockofbeans9153 Рік тому +19

    "We know that america won the space race because the armory is unscathed" has to be the most clever america gun joke ive ever heard, hats off to you sir

  • @GarryDKing
    @GarryDKing Рік тому +16

    Apparently from what I heard, this film was originally gonna take place during the late permian/early triassic era, which is why a lotta the beasts are quadupedal here, cause originally dinosaurs weren't gonna be the focus but the synapsids that came before em [ex gorgosaurus and dimetrodon] but execs thought that wouldn't be recognizable and we got these weird interpretations of dinosaurs that did not act like any known ones.....
    Which honestly sucks cause it'd have made this story more original if it took place earlier than the cretaceous or jurassic periods, also would be cool to see films that don't make the carnivores the main threat for once [seriously maybe hollywood should make a triceratops or stegosaurus an antagonist with their weaponry, they mighta actually been far more dangerous than any carnivore dino since actual modern herbivores are more dangerous than you think]

    • @randomuser681
      @randomuser681 Рік тому +2

      Funny you should mention that. There was an antagonistic triceratops that served as the "final boss" of this movie instead of the quadruped beast.

  • @babysealleatherboots8004
    @babysealleatherboots8004 Рік тому +6

    GOTTA LOVE THE BACK TO BACK VIDEOS

  • @Mustachioed_Mollusk
    @Mustachioed_Mollusk Рік тому +38

    Step 1, space travel with navigation equipment that takes measures to evade obstacles a few thousand miles before contact is possible. Beaten.

    • @soulless2962
      @soulless2962 Рік тому +1

      Step 0, space travel only with a fking shield

  • @IndusRiverFlow
    @IndusRiverFlow Рік тому +7

    Utahraptors would've been extinct for ~55 million years by the time this movie is set.

  • @sinner2133
    @sinner2133 Рік тому +19

    Bro imagine how much protein a T-Rex had. Bulk would be insane

  • @PuPuChangg
    @PuPuChangg Рік тому +89

    Nerd has been killing it lately

  • @adamjack7891
    @adamjack7891 Рік тому +6

    The poisoned claw came into effect at 27:23 when she teleported and stabbed the t-Rex in the eye
    But realistically they died in a self inflicted cave in

  • @QhaZomb
    @QhaZomb Рік тому +7

    the scariest part of this movie is all the completely naked raptors. like, damn, that oviraptor in the cave was just... pitiful

  • @mariosoto2588
    @mariosoto2588 Рік тому +9

    I’m pretty sure you can find that crashed ship in some future stellaris event, with a couple of extra corpses

  • @plaguex5z011
    @plaguex5z011 Рік тому +82

    I get that this video is not too serious but the foreign bacteria and microbes would be just as ill-equipped to infect a human as a human would be to fend off the infection. The microbes would have evolved specifically to infect the wildlife of the planet, this would not include humans. So on most alien worlds you probably wouldn’t have to worry about any alien infections.

    • @dowfreak7
      @dowfreak7 Рік тому +21

      Don't think it's that easy. I mean you can draw some conclusions like "life here exists" and "air is breathable" meaning "there's some semblance of life forms that are at least kinda close enough to how you live".
      We don't really need to think about highly specialized viruses that target specific body parts or functions. The basic idea of a virus is enough. An organism that attempts to replicate inside your body, shoving your own functions aside and thus weakening, then killing you.
      All a virus needs is the ability to convert some part of our cells into more of the virus itself and then it's good to go. And given the "alien" in question is a carbon based oxygen breather, there'll be plenty of viruses that already target the cells of such creatures. The only salvation is that you won't get "liver destruction" sickness, but rather just your whole body will slowly shut down, as you try to develop antibodies.

    • @animalportal1661
      @animalportal1661 Рік тому

      @@dowfreak7Viruses don't really jump gaps like that. With a few exceptions, diseases crossing the species barrier are relatively rare and noticeable events. The gap in genetics between a human and a bird vs a bird and an alien should be a lot bigger than that. And that's assuming that alien cells work the same way ours do. It's not like viruses target carbon, if the alien cells create proteins/genetic material through different mechanics than our own then the viruses are just fucked, nothing they can do. If we ever met an alien species I wouldn't bet on them having exact copies of our ribosomes, for example.

    • @plaguex5z011
      @plaguex5z011 Рік тому +15

      @@dowfreak7 correct me if I’m wrong, but all life in Earth is made of carbon, yet most viruses are only able to propagate in a few species with a few exceptions (rabies being the main one). With this being the case, why would it be any different on this new planet? You could give the case that the viruses evolved different evolutionary weapons, but then those weapons would most likely be useless against our immune system, due to difference in proteins and other small differences.
      The only way I could see viral infection leading to death would be the immune system going into overload due to the sheer number of foreign viruses that would be entering you.
      The same would apply to bacteria, as theoretically, your immune system would be able to identify any foreign bacteria and produce an anti body to destroy it. The only reason Bacteria like e-coli can even infect us is because it evolved traits to make the immune system ignore it. If a pathogen is not specialized to hide or hijack the immune system, the immune system will win the fight against invader 10/10 times.
      I should iterate I’m not a professional so believe what I said at your own peril, and if anything I said is inaccurate please point it out.

    • @drakesilmore3760
      @drakesilmore3760 11 місяців тому

      @@plaguex5z011 It really depends on how unique life is. There are about 500 amino acids known in nature, forming proteins in living structures of carbon based life forms. It could be that Earth's life forms are just one of many, many options. This would make the foundation of alien carbon based life probably vastly different to ours, rendering the possibility of infection highly unlikely.
      It could also be that the configuration of carbon based life has a strong local optimum when it comes to sustainability of complexity. This would mean that when life arises, it will almost always follow the same path and form the same microbiological structures to do so. Even if the resulting lifeforms are different, the low-level traits like the characteristics of our cells could be similar enough for a virus to latch on to. If this is the case, then any other planet with carbon life would consist of similar structures to us, which makes a chance of a virus being able to infect us much more likely.
      However, there is another possible infection which we would have very little chance of dealing with, or even resisting, which is bacterial infections. Bacteria would care very little about our make-up regardless of the kind of life form they are, and there is no telling if our anti-biotics would even give alien bacterial life a pause.

  • @bakalakastan
    @bakalakastan Рік тому +8

    Crushing these uploads my dude! Thanks for all the hard work.🙏

  • @justacrystal567
    @justacrystal567 Рік тому +4

    It took me a few minutes, and this video to realize, oh, yeah, I remember seeing this trailer not too long ago! And thanks for all these new movies you keep finding and explaining to us!

  • @rathlingthelittleone4329
    @rathlingthelittleone4329 Рік тому +27

    11:45
    Soldier here
    thats ridiculous
    A normal person needs about 2 hours for 10KM
    Thats with paved roads or at least some kind of footway/path
    we are talking about going down a mountain, through uncharted areas full of dangerous creatures just to end up at the foot of yet another mountain!!!
    Even if we dont consider stops to listen for stalking creatures or stopping to let creatures pass or even stopping in order to navigate through STILL unknown parts (without a compass, map or even the stars) you would need AT LEAST 5 hours!!!
    He has a kid with him, so give him another hour
    Consider all the stops and we arrive at about 6 to 7 hours to get to the pod IF and only IF we dont encounter any obstacles at all and dont have to hide for any reason.

    • @pattondurio
      @pattondurio Рік тому +2

      No, 4-5 hours is reasonable for 15km in the terrain we see in the movie, barring the one area they need ropes to climb. Also, Nerd Explains obviously wasn't factoring in actual dangers like being attacked into the estimate of time it would take. He literally said "healthy and well paced...barring complications."
      If you actually go by what he said, 5 hours is totally reasonable.

    • @rathlingthelittleone4329
      @rathlingthelittleone4329 Рік тому +3

      @@pattondurio i hope you have actual experience, because i do and im telling you: 6 - 7 Hours at least

    • @shainshartershwate7421
      @shainshartershwate7421 Рік тому +2

      ​@@rathlingthelittleone4329your call of doody experience doesn't count bro

    • @josephvickers7426
      @josephvickers7426 4 місяці тому +1

      Infantryman here. You shouldn't need two hours to do 10 km. Even at a very slow pace you should be able to crank out a 15 minute mile that whole way. Hour and a half tops. I know we would do that in an hour once a week.
      Yeah they aren't infantry, homie is carrying a kid and has a hole in his abdomen the still doesn't feel great. That being said even then five hours for the whole trip is still pretty reasonable.

  • @Cjaj2
    @Cjaj2 Рік тому +5

    As cheesy as most of them are alot of of the horror and survival movies covered on this chanel have interesting premises, like a space trucker crash lands on prehistoric earth is genuinely interesting.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 Рік тому +9

    If that was a tongue eating louse that was in her mouth, and it already fed on her, he should have probably left it alone. When they eat the tongue they actually replace it and act like a prosthetic tongue.

  • @Thevlid3
    @Thevlid3 Рік тому +42

    Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme.(It also has a cool underwater scene).I am asking for the thirty fifth time and will continue asking.

    • @husky0098
      @husky0098 Рік тому +8

      I have seen this guy on multiple videos and can confirm he will in fact continue asking.

    • @catsquidcatoverlord9842
      @catsquidcatoverlord9842 Рік тому +4

      Can also confirm, he will keep asking.

    • @schattenlaufer2191
      @schattenlaufer2191 Рік тому

      @@catsquidcatoverlord9842 And i will keep liking it 🙂

    • @awizard2006
      @awizard2006 Рік тому +2

      Dude, I commend you for your persistence, now I have to go torrent this movie to see what it's all about. Sounds pretty badass.

    • @ChoJun69
      @ChoJun69 Рік тому

      you sold me on checking it out.

  • @xrphoenix7194
    @xrphoenix7194 Рік тому +9

    "What would you do?"
    Me personally? I wouldn't take that

  • @Chris_M_Romero
    @Chris_M_Romero Рік тому +22

    The "still cancer" thing is not a plot hole. Cancer will always be a pain in the ąss for us because it's a flaw in our genome, not in our understanding of medicine. You can't start tampering with human genome without fųcking something up. The cancelation of cancer can bring along other issues that can be as shįtty as cancer itself.

    • @austinpinion9219
      @austinpinion9219 Рік тому +2

      Just look at I am legend

    • @Deception975
      @Deception975 Рік тому +3

      But also, cancer isn't just one type. There are numerous variations as to how it develops and occurs.

    • @Boppin.
      @Boppin. Рік тому

      No. If you have enough of a fundamental understanding of reality and an advanced enough civilization to make galactic travel possible then you can fix cancer. It is a plot hole.

    • @GabrielAKAFinn
      @GabrielAKAFinn 7 місяців тому

      Deer are 99.9% immune to cancer. It wouldn't take too much to study their immunity and develop gene therapy for us. Would take too much scientist brain power at least, it's going to take a lot of actual firepower to clean up big pharma and their ethics boards pawns from interfering.

  • @Theonewhoknocks879
    @Theonewhoknocks879 Рік тому +9

    I would give any amount of money to have nerd explains narrating my life in present tesnse.

  • @mehalmensk3487
    @mehalmensk3487 Рік тому +2

    A question. Why not use the bloody spacesuits? Those things should be basicaly walking tanks, probably have restlight reinforcement, heatvision, etc, have built in radio comunicators, translator are possible, etc. Also, about night. Dinosaurs. Wouldnt it be worthwhile checking if they are coldblooded? If the spacesuits, designed to work in SPACE, which can easely be pitchdark, have nightvision, then night has all the benefits you could ask for. No issue finding places for yourself, less active predators, etc. Sounds like a easy thing for me... Oh, and jumpacks. Its not certain if the suits have thrusters working in gravity, and magnetic boots might not work on rock, but the sound of gas could just serve to scare things off. And that is asuming they dont have grav tech.

  • @mikeworkman3593
    @mikeworkman3593 Рік тому

    Hey, although I already watched this movie, THANK YOU for not putting the main plot spoiler in the title. I really appreciate it!

  • @blackrikudoentertainment7689
    @blackrikudoentertainment7689 Рік тому +2

    Gotta love the back to back uploads, keep up the hard man

  • @thewarden1398
    @thewarden1398 Рік тому

    My man's is puttin in the work pumpin these videos out, without even a dip in quality. Good shit.

  • @MWLA2
    @MWLA2 Рік тому +3

    Love the awesome movie references, Tropic Thunder, Lethal Weapon, too many to count. That girl had a good role in Love & Monsters, that would have had some good clips

  • @asandax6
    @asandax6 9 місяців тому +1

    What's with movies that have a space theme of people crashing on another planet and walking around NOT in their PROTECTIVE SPACE SUIT.

  • @coleballenger4595
    @coleballenger4595 Рік тому

    Love the interspersed footage from the "Undercover Bosses: Kylo Ren" SNL sketch. You have my respect lol.

  • @FaceFamous
    @FaceFamous Рік тому +6

    I swear Adam Driver and Justin Long can be brothers😅

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 Рік тому +4

    I'm sure I remember there being at least one other recent sci-fi film in which people crash land on a planet with monsters on it only for it to turn out to be Earth.

  • @FeelsGrimMan
    @FeelsGrimMan Рік тому +7

    It’s an autopilot that emulates what the pilot is doing in real time

  • @Hotrodder11000
    @Hotrodder11000 Рік тому +1

    3 videos a week? I love this!

  • @mahamajones2994
    @mahamajones2994 Рік тому +9

    ‘He crashed landed in the wrong franchise’😂😂

  • @fictionvstheuniverse5418
    @fictionvstheuniverse5418 Рік тому +11

    his morals of the story are always so obvious and its always funny to me.
    dont fall asleep while operating a space ship. xDDD this WHOLE THING could have been avoided.

    • @cam6202
      @cam6202 5 місяців тому

      What is he supposed to do stay awake for the entire journey lol?

  • @cheche7068
    @cheche7068 Рік тому +1

    Love this super upload bro

  • @Ghuirm
    @Ghuirm Рік тому +6

    it would be smart to have a spaceship with redundant systems, never know when it could suffer catastrophic damage.

  • @Lord_Poyo
    @Lord_Poyo Рік тому +5

    Would have been better if the movie had a plausible reason for way an immensely futuristic spaceship doesn't have a counter-measure for an asteriod. Surely it could detect the asteroid and avoid it, or even destroy it.

    • @pattondurio
      @pattondurio Рік тому

      In reality, it's not as likely as you think. The overwhelming majority of space is absolute nothingness. It was a rogue asteroid belt that they were unaware of, which seems like an uncommon thing in this story. By the time they're sending people in cryo to visit an area, they should have mapped out all asteroid belts, but somehow missed this one. Even if you just shot out in a straight line through space, you would be almost guaranteed to not hit anything for a very, very long time unless you go through an asteroid belt. Also, with how many asteroids there were there was basically no way for them to be avoided.

    • @GabrielAKAFinn
      @GabrielAKAFinn 7 місяців тому

      @@pattondurio That makes no sense at all when radar and lidar exists. Shit, lidar would have nearly unlimited range in space. A laser pointer giving you a light-second of leeway to dodge and you still got hit?

    • @ClayDog47
      @ClayDog47 3 місяці тому

      Space radar got flipped off on accident 🤌

  • @feedergoldfish
    @feedergoldfish Рік тому

    6:07 "The fact that she's torn in half will buff right out." Hahah!! I laughed out loud.

  • @Sophia.Hutcherson460
    @Sophia.Hutcherson460 Рік тому

    IVE BEEN WAITING THIS VERY MOMENT FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!!

  • @firestorm1809
    @firestorm1809 Рік тому +1

    4 numbers thats all they needed!!

  • @vegancardigan
    @vegancardigan Рік тому +1

    You are spoiling us, love it

  • @ashleighstratmann7783
    @ashleighstratmann7783 Рік тому +2

    I think that tongue eating lamprey NerdExplains described it as was suppose to be the some ancestor of the Tongue Eating Louse. Modern ones normally don't infect humans, but since this movie takes place during Crataeceus Period of the Mezazoic Era (Last era of the Dinosaur era) where most of what we know about anything that live in that time is speculations based on fossil findings, I guess the crew of the movie just went with the idea of having one replapce the girl's tongue. I doubt louses change that much from their ancestors to be that deadly, but you can’t make a movie that takes place in prehistoric times and/or have prehistoric animals without going into science fiction genre so there is no point arguing

    • @ashleighstratmann7783
      @ashleighstratmann7783 Рік тому

      I did fact check when I post this about modern tongue eating louse. They don't infect humans. There is another problem with the ancestor theory though. There's a chance the ancestor of the tongue eating louse might also be bigger than modern louses and won't fit in the girl's mouth. Most likely because the fish they do infect being bigger themselves. and when the bigger fish died out the louse adapted to fit in smaller fish by shrinking down over generations. As I said, this is the dinosaur era we're talking about, and everything we know about it is based off speculations from fossil discovery. But one thing is certain, dinosaurs weren't the only giant animals on earth by time of the Cretaceous period came around in the Mezazoic era.

  • @Spinexus
    @Spinexus Рік тому +3

    It's 66 million years ago.
    Already off to a good start! xD

  • @ltothet2652
    @ltothet2652 Рік тому +3

    Funny how the US can Imagine daily space travel bot NO free health Care. So the Protagonist has to do the trip in Order to pay tratment😅

  • @bobgerardleteure309
    @bobgerardleteure309 Рік тому

    i just got an add for meg 2 the trench and i was so hyped thinking i got an add for the movie you're trying to beat

  • @TheSushiandme
    @TheSushiandme Рік тому +1

    Instructions unclear... took a nap while flying a spaceship

  • @DaLink25
    @DaLink25 Рік тому

    Thanks for the cool(and fast) videos, Nerd!

  • @Preston241
    @Preston241 8 місяців тому

    The logical fallacies aside this movie was actually reasonably entertaining. The creatures were scary, the acting was good, the setting was gorgeous. Worth a watch when you’re feeling charitable.

  • @Wilk070
    @Wilk070 Рік тому +1

    I think that Pitch Black would be a cool film to nerdsplain ;D

  • @shymickey6
    @shymickey6 Рік тому +2

    A spaceship that cannot detect objects is, realistically, unrealistic because we already have vehicles with that kind of technology for 10yrs now.

  • @donavanj.1992
    @donavanj.1992 Рік тому

    Keep Going NE(NerdExplains)! 😂😂 movies are so much better when your narrating them 🤣💀

  • @atlas4263
    @atlas4263 Рік тому +1

    i always look forward to your videos

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 Рік тому

    Oi, that was quick, could’ve sworn I just saw trailers of this last month. Neat~.

  • @NOblindspot
    @NOblindspot 10 місяців тому

    That RE4 death screenshot😆 I was thinking the same thing at that point.

  • @johnnycash5684
    @johnnycash5684 Рік тому +3

    How to beat Scream series?

  • @hex_ceptional-dancer
    @hex_ceptional-dancer Рік тому +2

    I mean by all accounts they should have moved at night, that is when mammals were the most active and that is the reason why most of our class has common nocturnal traits (such as heightened smell and hearing but poor vision)

  • @Mwjo66
    @Mwjo66 Рік тому +2

    Your videos are cool and true

  • @Hollowed_Out
    @Hollowed_Out 11 місяців тому

    Nerd and ridge is like bread and butter

  • @danelliott8548
    @danelliott8548 5 місяців тому

    I'm so glad you watch this stuff.... I kind of thought this movie was gonna be crap.... I was right.... I can't even make it thru this shortened version....

  • @PhantomZ0027
    @PhantomZ0027 Рік тому

    Travel through space: Yes
    Getting rid of cancer : still working on that one

  • @JB-bm1to
    @JB-bm1to Рік тому +4

    WTF was she mad/scared at/of him for? I don't get it.

  • @tmckeon3455
    @tmckeon3455 Рік тому +1

    Nerds the Goat great strategy to survive 🤑💯 percent classic 🤑 awesome

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Рік тому

    The weird oversights in the technology actually have a reasonable explanation.
    The manufacturers cut corners to save costs.

  • @Miserable-Senpai
    @Miserable-Senpai Рік тому +6

    I know this is a bit odd of a request but I would like to know Nerds ideas of a possible How To Beat or Why You Wouldn't Survive the Star Destroyer Blackwing Virus in the novel Death Troopers. Its just an idea.

  • @Chomesukeyasha7
    @Chomesukeyasha7 Рік тому

    Love your show. Only thing is Utah Raptors are over 6 feet tall. Velociraptors are actually about
    The size of a small turkey.

  • @saltymisfit6566
    @saltymisfit6566 8 місяців тому

    Oh damn, we had the same model of GPS in his truck as I do 😂 passing an exit before it tells you to get off at that exit

  • @bunny_gotmustashe7828
    @bunny_gotmustashe7828 Рік тому +2

    Why does that guy look like John Wick?

  • @jamecamcclellan9551
    @jamecamcclellan9551 Рік тому

    Def getting me a ring . Thanks

  • @lUciFeR-mi4xz
    @lUciFeR-mi4xz Рік тому

    keep it up Nerd, you are the Goat!!

  • @kaamau4358
    @kaamau4358 Рік тому +3

    Traveling ANYWHERE in space in two years? Either you have a warp drive or some kind of Clarke tech, space is big. Really really really big. A warp drive by its very nature means your safe from asteroids. But lets assume they are using some type of Clarke tech to go FTL but don't have a collision avoidance system. The impact with the asteroid should utterly obliterate the ship and everything inside of it into a relativistic plasma. But thats not even their first problem, going that fast means you run into radiation really really fast. The ship and everyone inside would be bombarded with insane amounts of radition and die long before they would hit that asteroid. Having a spaceship going that fast without somekind of shielding is really silly.

  • @PK-Radio
    @PK-Radio Рік тому +1

    This is like if Beast Wars was a horror movie

  • @Pure_Sin666
    @Pure_Sin666 Рік тому

    Nerd explains helps me look like a movie guru in front of my family they have no idea where I find the movies I show them lol

  • @dragonlynx9969
    @dragonlynx9969 Рік тому +1

    I didn't know After Earth had a remake.

  • @uutdiegodzilla3821
    @uutdiegodzilla3821 Рік тому

    "and gracefully exits the ship!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Giacomo_112
    @Giacomo_112 Рік тому

    Adam Driver is such a great actor

  • @Dani-rg1rz
    @Dani-rg1rz Рік тому +2

    Nice video

  • @brianpeterson5054
    @brianpeterson5054 Рік тому

    I say it again. it would either be really good to be stuck with nerd explains or really bad

  • @victorbombardaguedes6393
    @victorbombardaguedes6393 Рік тому +2

    I’m a bit confused with the plot of this movie, specifically the planet. Is this earth, and the mc time travelled back to dino times? Is it earth, and the mc is a member of a species from another planet that is just similar to humans? Or is it a different random planet, that just has similar conditions to earth leading to the evolution of plants and dinosaurs, coincidentally also facing extinction due to asteroids?

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Рік тому

      From what I understand, it IS earth but 65 million years ago and driver is an alien from a totally separate species.

    • @victorbombardaguedes6393
      @victorbombardaguedes6393 Рік тому

      @@danelynch7171 yeah, nerdexplains referred to it as earth so I kinda suspected it to be earth but at the same time the kinda different animals threw me off. I guess the whole alien that’s similar to humans thing (plus speaking english) is just one of those things in movies where you have to suspend your disbelief, but idrc considering it would’ve been way harder and in my opinion worse to make them look alien and have to add subtitles to understand what he says.

  • @kenjitree
    @kenjitree Рік тому

    WE LOVE YOU NERD

  • @fcm3d
    @fcm3d Рік тому +1

    Ark has taught me I'm gonna die as soon as I spawn in so....

  • @arisurec
    @arisurec Рік тому +1

    I really really hate how movie writers have to put in nonsensical garbage happening for the story to even happen.

  • @sarahr9894
    @sarahr9894 Рік тому +11

    Americans really going to have intergalactic travel before universal healthcare 😂

  • @amoose8439
    @amoose8439 Рік тому

    The most intense AARP add ive ever seen

  • @Errorsnake
    @Errorsnake Рік тому

    This is just a WAY better "After Earth"

  • @Moonwalker130
    @Moonwalker130 Рік тому +1

    nerd should do how to beat marvel movies from the villain pov

  • @Jammy._.
    @Jammy._. Рік тому +1

    all of those ball explosives should have gone boom when the ship crashed lets be honest this movie takes more imagination to believe than a disney movie

  • @jeremiah6463
    @jeremiah6463 Рік тому +4

    I think i know why this movie is called 65, someone in this movie got a d in a common sense class

    • @glutt0n0us
      @glutt0n0us Рік тому +1

      Where you from that a 65 is D? Anything under 70 was an F for us

    • @jeremiah6463
      @jeremiah6463 Рік тому

      @Glutt0n0us American school in the east coast