S2 E16: Bail, FIFA Update & China Hack: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

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  • @marinavianna8754
    @marinavianna8754 4 місяці тому +94

    John chugging that entire bottle of beer in one gulp is probably the most British thing he’s ever done on the show

  • @joshu4272
    @joshu4272 5 місяців тому +254

    And this is why we respect John Oliver......when he says he'll do something.....he does it

    • @bradowen678
      @bradowen678 5 місяців тому +8

      And after seeing the add i now want shitty beer

    • @ilaylazarovich879
      @ilaylazarovich879 5 місяців тому

      7Yu😢5​@@bradowen678

    • @shadowassassin1587
      @shadowassassin1587 5 місяців тому +3

      Just makes you wonder what would have happened if Clarence Thomas had made a different decision...

    • @adamdaniel8909
      @adamdaniel8909 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@shadowassassin1587 believe me he will do it.. John will do it...

    • @podracer35
      @podracer35 2 місяці тому

      I don't doubt that he actually drank the Bud Light Lime, but that bottle came to him from off-screen with the cap already off. It could just as easily be apple juice or something else that looks similar

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 5 місяців тому +80

    Stuff like this FIFA bit is why Jon Stewart had John sit in for him as host of The Daily Show when he was away, and it's why HBO gave John his own show after he left TDS. John's got talent, yeah, but he also knows how to get the most bang for his buck, and he knows how to dream up crazy bits that get his audience tuning in every week just to see what he'll do. Also, he's not a little weasel. When he promises he'll do something, he doesn't just do it, he does it loud and large.

  • @jessaminemanchester
    @jessaminemanchester 5 місяців тому +120

    That "Jesus Christ Bail Bonds" commercial immediately transported me back to 2015 like nothing else could. I haven't thought about that ad in years but I vividly remember that "BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT! BAIL OUT! JESUUUUUS CHRIST BAIL BONDS" being one of those goofy local commercial viral videos my friends would show me on UA-cam back then

    • @skylerburke8716
      @skylerburke8716 2 місяці тому +3

      Ever since this episode came out, that commercial lived rent free in my head.

    • @OXMStudios
      @OXMStudios Місяць тому

      Same😂​@@skylerburke8716

  • @nohandle1028
    @nohandle1028 5 місяців тому +40

    One thing you can't deny about John Oliver is that he's a man of his word!!

  • @NathanaelNewton
    @NathanaelNewton 5 місяців тому +197

    Oh.. 2015, such simple and peaceful times 😢😔

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 місяців тому +157

    This show is goin' places.. mark my words.

    • @deathdaryl
      @deathdaryl 5 місяців тому +15

      I respect what you did there

  • @picklerick_91
    @picklerick_91 5 місяців тому +119

    i wish to go back about a decade ago to where we all had the mcdonald’s dollar menu and john was at least 50 yrs younger

    • @justinspicyrhino3075
      @justinspicyrhino3075 5 місяців тому +2

      At least now if I get arrested, I won't have to worry about bail 🤑

    • @picklerick_91
      @picklerick_91 3 місяці тому +1

      @@justinspicyrhino3075 that’s also true 😂

  • @danielmashburn460
    @danielmashburn460 5 місяців тому +25

    I sat in jail 9 months for "disorderly conduct" without trial because I had no one to bail me out, even when it was set at $0!

  • @kt9166
    @kt9166 5 місяців тому +16

    Thank you for posting the whole season! So much is still relevant!

  • @WilliamW1979
    @WilliamW1979 5 місяців тому +5

    Really have to respect that he ALWAYS goes through on his word!

  • @kryw10
    @kryw10 5 місяців тому +9

    I have always loved John Oliver and I’ve never had the time to actually watch it, so this has all been a big win for me. ❤

  • @Ahab1765
    @Ahab1765 5 місяців тому +28

    That was the weirdest beer commercial I e ever seen

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 5 місяців тому +43

    “Merciless, kung-fu, quasi-Jesus in a Duster Jacket.” Now that’s the best description I have heard ever! Thanks for bringing it back.

    • @arp711
      @arp711 5 місяців тому +3

      Someone should add it to Keanu's Wikipedia page

  • @e.enriquez4589
    @e.enriquez4589 5 місяців тому +23

    RIP Officer Gillis. He died last year in a work related incident involving the Yakuza, he left behind 3 wives and 43,435 children

  • @ToddBlackToddTalk
    @ToddBlackToddTalk 5 місяців тому +8

    If only more people made promises and followed through on them like John Oliver does...oh what a world that would be...

  • @okays313
    @okays313 4 місяці тому +4

    Honestly the pre-trial services division in the style of the office or Brooklyn 99 is something I would love. Especially with a camera crew trying to make it hardcore.

  • @tybo103
    @tybo103 4 місяці тому +3

    Crazy seeing the "chaos like me" in the pretrial services skit lol

  • @DriftVerse-1
    @DriftVerse-1 5 місяців тому +40

    Now that's what I call a throwback. 🥴 👍

  • @Hayanomie
    @Hayanomie 5 місяців тому +17

    Wow john can really throw it back 😂 almost chugged tho whole bottle

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian 5 місяців тому +49

    I played a tuba in a marching band in school, and my social life has never recovered!

    • @sarahprice659
      @sarahprice659 5 місяців тому +5

      The tuba player in my high school band also played it (and several other instruments) in a ska band around the same time. I know, ska isn’t really a thing anymore, but somewhere there is a place for a tuba in a legit non-marching band!

    • @victoriaeads6126
      @victoriaeads6126 5 місяців тому +1

      At my kid's school, the band is its own social group, and the marching band is the elite section of it! There are still jocks and cheerleaders, sure, but only the jocks and cheerleaders actually think they are the center of the social universe.

    • @sarahprice659
      @sarahprice659 5 місяців тому

      @@victoriaeads6126 We didn’t do much marching when I was there. The school wouldn’t spend the money on uniforms, so we just wore black pants and a sort of windbreaker with the school mascot on it. The band director put his foot down my senior year and told the principal that he would not have us go out on the field at the Thanksgiving football game unless we got uniforms. 😂 Great guy, our band director.

  • @dvxc
    @dvxc 5 місяців тому +9

    The wildest thing about this episode is John drinking that entire Bud Light Lime, which I've heard tastes like the bottom of a cat litter tray that's been left out in the stark Arizona heat

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 місяці тому

      Whoever told you that somehow made it sound like it tastes better than it actually does

  • @PQRDG
    @PQRDG 5 місяців тому +82

    I am amazed John can chug a beer, considering he looks like the kind of guy who would not have been invited to parties

    • @UltimaPowers
      @UltimaPowers 5 місяців тому +35

      But he is the kind of guy to practice chugging beers just in case that invite ever came through. As well as keeping an Excel spreadsheet of his best chugging times.

    • @carlairving
      @carlairving 5 місяців тому +7

      Then again, calling that a beer is far-fetched

    • @MyCaio1997
      @MyCaio1997 5 місяців тому +13

      He's still british though

    • @holydamien
      @holydamien 5 місяців тому +23

      What Brits call a quiet night out is considered a drinking problem in US.

    • @MyCaio1997
      @MyCaio1997 5 місяців тому +2

      @@holydamien exactly. I'm brazilian and I've had several American friends, so I'm extremely familiar with how lame they are

  • @PedramV
    @PedramV 5 місяців тому +194

    A full episode uploaded to UA-cam? And available in Canada? Someone forgot to set the right settings 😂

    • @PedramV
      @PedramV 5 місяців тому +33

      Oh! It looks like they are uploading earlier seasons to UA-cam! Awesome!

    • @xiaoka
      @xiaoka 5 місяців тому +43

      No they’re doing back episodes in full now (he mentioned it somewhere that they got the back rights to the old episodes now that hbo’s original license has ended).

    • @NathanaelNewton
      @NathanaelNewton 5 місяців тому +8

      That's what I thought too until I realized it was quite a few years old 😞

    • @mhb41
      @mhb41 5 місяців тому +7

      Same here in Australia, not gonna bring it to their attention tho 🤫🤐

    • @CameronJamesPhillips
      @CameronJamesPhillips 5 місяців тому +5

      All of the seasons are getting added

  • @Longingtobesomeone
    @Longingtobesomeone 5 місяців тому +3

    I still remember these old episodes, so I'm getting bored... But the extra stuff is new, which is great!

  • @ianmatthewkline8279
    @ianmatthewkline8279 5 місяців тому +16

    Just in time for dinner. Pizza and John Oliver🎉 even if an oldie

  • @billrobershaw9165
    @billrobershaw9165 5 місяців тому +5

    John Oliver may be better for England's image than Oxford

  • @sarahprice659
    @sarahprice659 5 місяців тому +4

    I couldn’t help but notice that the shoes looked quite comfy 😂

  • @gavinmcwilliams1680
    @gavinmcwilliams1680 4 місяці тому +7

    “Please companies if you drop your sponsorships I’ll subject myself to a fuckin vibe”

  • @Gambit22003
    @Gambit22003 5 місяців тому +2

    God love you for being a man of your word, John! Cheers! 🍻

  • @M.A-k6u
    @M.A-k6u Місяць тому

    "It's like there is a party in my mouth and the cops called to shut it down."
    Bruuuuuuuuuuuh 🤣

  • @browncloudchronicles
    @browncloudchronicles 4 місяці тому +1

    I was impressed by his chugalug! I really didn't think he had it in him! lol (I would really love to see that 5 minutes on Trinidad tv!)

  • @Ani-rq7wv
    @Ani-rq7wv 17 днів тому +1

    For some reason episode 16 and 17 are flopped in the playlist for this season

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 5 місяців тому +2

    12:39 bets that the trumpet player is John as a kid? I'm guessing 50/50 chance. 😂😂

    • @snicketylemony
      @snicketylemony 5 місяців тому

      Probably not with the American flag in the background

  • @Xfade81
    @Xfade81 5 місяців тому +2

    Those shoes, pretty fly Oliver guy.

  • @SPG685
    @SPG685 5 місяців тому +1

    24:52 If that’s who I think he is, he definitely went an entirely ironic direction from “The Annihilator” to Mayhem. Becoming trouble instead of helping those in it.

  • @tbugaevsky
    @tbugaevsky 4 місяці тому +1

    John is awesome :) and the team is great!

  • @chrisriley2321
    @chrisriley2321 5 місяців тому +2

    Say what you want about his opinions on certain topics...
    The man keeps his word. And when he says he's gonna drink that awful swill he does it

  • @austinb3463
    @austinb3463 5 місяців тому +1

    Oh hells yeah. Top 10 episode right here.

  • @charleswentworth1530
    @charleswentworth1530 Місяць тому

    John gagging as he does the McDonald's bite is really what does it for me

  • @skyking935
    @skyking935 5 місяців тому +2

    Amazing content as always !

  • @ncdogg425
    @ncdogg425 5 місяців тому +2

    Wish HBO would upload all his previous seasons.

    • @Hayanomie
      @Hayanomie 5 місяців тому +4

      Looks like that's actually what they're doing

    • @FallenOne669
      @FallenOne669 5 місяців тому +10

      They are. Every week the show is off, they'll release an entire season.

  • @esm82ify
    @esm82ify 2 місяці тому

    24:55 Hey...that's Mayhem 😂

  • @BittaSweetJP
    @BittaSweetJP 5 місяців тому

    Thanks

  • @VirtousStoic
    @VirtousStoic 5 місяців тому

    2 episodes at the same time interesting lol why not lol ❤ u bro

    • @Byzantion
      @Byzantion 5 місяців тому +1

      This is reposted from the second seoson...

  • @shazarahramesar6395
    @shazarahramesar6395 3 місяці тому

    They could never make me hate you Jack Warner ❤ ....but also I never knw abt the segment they bought on tv6 lmaooo

  • @vidninjah
    @vidninjah 5 місяців тому

    Wish you could help with some more of Trinidad's Problems!...

  • @eliciahaney1829
    @eliciahaney1829 5 місяців тому

    That 'show' may have been the single greatest thing this show has ever produced, period 🤣

    • @kandykane3265
      @kandykane3265 5 місяців тому

      No no no. Eat Shit Bob, the Musical is the best thing they've ever produced. Followed real closely by the Salmon Canon and The Wax and the Furious trailer...

  • @esm82ify
    @esm82ify 2 місяці тому

    "Migwell" 😂

  • @OXMStudios
    @OXMStudios 2 місяці тому

    That Jesus Christ bail bonds has been stuck in my head for years now

  • @bamboowomandancing
    @bamboowomandancing 3 місяці тому

    Bravo!

  • @vintagedot8350
    @vintagedot8350 5 місяців тому +13

    I wonder if they're trying to test engagement to justify uploading the show to UA-cam

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog 5 місяців тому

      They already are in non max regions

    • @snicketylemony
      @snicketylemony 5 місяців тому +2

      No it’s bc they now own the early seasons so they can upload them here (instead of being locked away in the hbo vault unwatchable for no reason other than hbo being dumb)

  • @revalesq
    @revalesq 5 місяців тому

    Good show!

  • @InappropriateSurname
    @InappropriateSurname 5 місяців тому +2

    Oh hey that's the Vulture from B99 24:46

    • @Awesometrax
      @Awesometrax 5 місяців тому

      I think Debra made an appearance on B99 too IIRC, I believe she was in one of the episodes where Holt and Peralta were in witness protection...

  • @TheRealEvilkitten3
    @TheRealEvilkitten3 5 місяців тому

    the dark-haired lady at the table looked so impressed XD

  • @calumproctor981
    @calumproctor981 5 місяців тому +1

    So... quick note. 16 comes before 17.

  • @Room142
    @Room142 Місяць тому

    Idk about bud light lime, but regular budweiser tastes great imo 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @walternullifidian
    @walternullifidian 5 місяців тому +2

    I wanna be a piss sniffer! How do I get a job like that? 🤣

  • @lizabethhampton4537
    @lizabethhampton4537 5 місяців тому

    I prefer the version of bounty hunters where the hunter are aliens.

  • @jeremyadlermusic
    @jeremyadlermusic Місяць тому

    “Tomorrow’s Glue” is a CRAZY name for a horse

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 5 місяців тому

    Bounty hunters want to act like cops, but don't have qualified immunity

  • @marcel_max
    @marcel_max 4 місяці тому

    shakira's tapeworm 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rachelfox8108
    @rachelfox8108 4 місяці тому

    Isn’t the guy playing Brett here "the Vulture" on Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

  • @kevinmcqueenie7420
    @kevinmcqueenie7420 5 місяців тому +1

    In America, if something is cheaper for ordinary people, it is only adopted if it still somehow benefits the rich more than the more expensive option.

  • @thefunguy-jd8lo
    @thefunguy-jd8lo 5 місяців тому

    They were going to send me to county if I didn't bail out

  • @colintimp1372
    @colintimp1372 Місяць тому

    The court system in the US is a money game. If you make more than $14,000 per year (in many states), you have to pay for your own attorney; which can easily cost thousands. So if you have the choice between pleading guilty and paying $1000 in fines and fees and doing a year of probation vs. paying a lawyer $5000+ to go to trial - and you don't get paid back if innocent - it's a no-brainer for most Americans.

  • @sagewerk5025
    @sagewerk5025 5 місяців тому +1

    i thought it impossible, to get the dollar icecream

  • @jonhouston7113
    @jonhouston7113 5 місяців тому

    Oh man, McDonald's dollar menu. That takes me back. We were kings!

    • @Frankoman64
      @Frankoman64 5 місяців тому +1

      kings usually eat better quality food

  • @uberfu
    @uberfu 7 днів тому

    19:38 You shoot my dog - you better be looking over your shoulder the rest of your life !!

  • @thearmchairjournalist566
    @thearmchairjournalist566 5 місяців тому +1

    Looking mighty fine there John, have you had a bit done 😮

  • @kiloftd
    @kiloftd 2 місяці тому

    remember when mcdonald's had a dollar menu?

  • @rebekahkoretoff6480
    @rebekahkoretoff6480 4 місяці тому

    Missed opportunity for a "vulture" joke.

  • @JackSapphire420
    @JackSapphire420 5 місяців тому

    I didn't know that Marjorie Taylor Green had her own show on A&E

  • @SurpriseWaratah
    @SurpriseWaratah 5 місяців тому

    Pretty sure he ate cold maccas and chugged warm piss water. Not all heroes wear capes.

  • @gwenmulier4263
    @gwenmulier4263 5 місяців тому

    Can didn't know this was what the Vulture did before moving to major crimes

  • @daveyhouston
    @daveyhouston 5 місяців тому +5

    Wait a minute?! This episode is from ten years ago WTF?!?!

  • @BlackJesus8463
    @BlackJesus8463 5 місяців тому

    Bud Light Lime > Your Drink of Choice

  • @HeinzTomatoKetchup
    @HeinzTomatoKetchup 5 місяців тому

    Oh boy

  • @ruckusrevolution9475
    @ruckusrevolution9475 5 місяців тому

    The infrastructure show looks better.

  • @PinataFreaks
    @PinataFreaks 4 місяці тому

    The Vulture!

  • @Samson16436
    @Samson16436 5 місяців тому

    Rip the dog 😢 reminded me of an ex who was arrested, held for three months and released without charges. He lost his job, his apartment and they euthanized his dog because they "couldn't find a placement for it"

  • @SheilaMarietty-pq9dg
    @SheilaMarietty-pq9dg Місяць тому

    Bail should be 350$,250$,150

  • @newyawkgiants5877
    @newyawkgiants5877 5 місяців тому

    Please have the whole thing, I miss it sometimes

  • @clockworkblues2397
    @clockworkblues2397 5 місяців тому

    lmao my old boss was a bounty hunter before i met her and she dated dog the bounty hunter, she kept a pic of them together above the bar

  • @whendywhilliams2147
    @whendywhilliams2147 4 місяці тому

    Migwel? Bruh

  • @technicallyme
    @technicallyme 5 місяців тому

    The Lancaster’s patriarch died on the toilet lol

  • @guategringo
    @guategringo 5 місяців тому

    What is going on with all these old shows being uploaded again?!

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog 5 місяців тому +1

      They own the rights to them now and are uploading one season per week off up until at least season 8

  • @bradowen678
    @bradowen678 5 місяців тому

    Lol jhon is a goat. I only drink bud, lime is crap. I'll shit where i drink.viva las fiva

  • @davidwintman6869
    @davidwintman6869 5 місяців тому

    Too bad the solution was just as bad

  • @AFN2750
    @AFN2750 5 місяців тому

    The thing about marching bands, that’s just not true. The entire band is sleeping with each other.

  • @Thefallen311
    @Thefallen311 5 місяців тому

    Oh yeah, the Vulture

  • @rebeccakoch1890
    @rebeccakoch1890 4 місяці тому

    I love Debra

  • @francisbarp
    @francisbarp 5 місяців тому

    Migwel? O nome é Miguel?

  • @VirtousStoic
    @VirtousStoic 5 місяців тому +2

    Timestamps man plz its 2024 most channels do them

    • @wayneessar7489
      @wayneessar7489 5 місяців тому +3

      It is 8 o'clock on Pacific daylight time.

    • @ddenisehhoy8369
      @ddenisehhoy8369 5 місяців тому +2

      To be fair, they are just dumping these all at once, I'm sure they or the youtube automatic function will take care of it after a bit

  • @JinxTheLooneyToon915
    @JinxTheLooneyToon915 5 місяців тому

    26:47

  • @rosselliott6515
    @rosselliott6515 2 місяці тому

    Nate Dern!!!!!!

  • @mickcollins1921
    @mickcollins1921 5 місяців тому

    That was either the flattest beer in the world or he had that swapped with water.

  • @willowpitts6539
    @willowpitts6539 5 місяців тому

    That dog was small

  • @adamb9083
    @adamb9083 5 місяців тому +1

    👍

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr 5 місяців тому

    ha! that show looks better than "The Office"
    (not the good one with Ricky Jervais, the other one)