The Top 10 Most Memorable Russ Hanneman Quotes (Silicon Valley)
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- "Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club. You know, you play your cards right, you could be in the three-comma club, too. But probably not. But you could be. But Probably not." - Russ Hanneman
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“Fuck, that's a deep scratch. That will not buff out.”
“All of a sudden, I'm 22 years young and I'm worth 1.2B. Now a couple decades later, I'm worth 1.4. You do the math.”
“I got three nannies suing me right now. One of them for no reason.”
“This guy fucks.”
“You know, you play your cards right, you could be in the three comma club, too. But probably not. But you could be. But probably not.”
“I’ve disrupted fatherhood.”
“Not if you round down. If you round down, I have zero billion.”
“These are not the doors of a billionaire.”
“No, I put it on after I parked.”
"Fuck yes I wanna talk business. What's the play?"
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@DIEGO ACEVEDO Probably not. This isn't a Kaiju video, Diego! Heh.. Nevertheless, thanks for commenting.
@DIEGO ACEVEDO I see.
The whole "doors of a billionaire" theme throughout the show is a pure all-time gold. Unadulterated brilliance.
Billiance
I love how he somehow loses those cars when he drops to a 999 millionaire.
My favorite that I'm shocked is not on your list is when he was telling Richard and Erlich about the exact moment he became a billionarie.
"I was sitting ass naked on that exact couch. I was watching my stock rise. I got a rod so fast I went blind for 4 minutes. Nutted all over those cushions."
Seriously! it was better than some of these
That’s the problem with making a Russ hanneman top 10. There’s just too many good ones. Same with most the characters on here. Love this show.
I can’t believe the “I was but ass naked laying on that couch watching my stock rise” “popped a rod so fast I went blind” wasn’t included
all over that pillow
"I disrupted fatherhood." - Russ Hannamen
It's true!
I love how inexplicably hates Bachman
Haha! Yeah, he pretty much ignores everything that Bachman says.
Ha can tell who is who, just like he knew Jared fucks.. which he does! He knew Bachman was a con man
I think he sees way too much of himself in Bachman, and it upsets him.
@@rhanlon70 bingo.
People act like russ looks down on him, but he definitely sees himself in him
@@c.nova8818 but was Bachman a conman?
I badly want a Russ hannerman spinoff!!!
@@consensualcode9750 he is a liter version
I need the pro max one.
@@consensualcode9750 Holy crap I see it now. they parrot a lot of tech billionaires in this show. Peter Gregory is Peter Thel, Jack Barker is Eric Schmidt, Gaven Belson is Larry Ellison, and etc.
The story of how Russ Hanneman became a billionaire for the first time shoyld be hilarious
Ha ha ha ha "This guy F*cks!" Oh my god! The way he slams the door open and close! I never seen the show but now i think I gotta go watch it!
Haha! Yeah, Silicon Valley is hilarious! You should definitely check it out, man!
The cool part is it becomes a run-on joke. They refer back to it later on.
Silicon Valley is an awesome show. It’s hard for me to get into shoes, but I was pretty much hooked after the first episode or so.
@@btw-3006 yeah me too.. it Took a couple episodes for me too get hooked but now it's my favorite show so many funny characters
Also the way Jared just says thank u in that super excited voice is hilarious to me
“i get to be his friend and she’s the bad guy - i’ve disrupted fatherhood” is one of the funniest lines of this entire show
THESE ARE NOT THE DOORS OF A BILLIONAIRE!
It's all true!
“These are cool pants too! Right?” He so wanted confirmation! 😂😂😂
Who needs a russ hannaman spin off like how he got a billion fucking dollars in the first place
He put the radio on the internet.
The fun fact about "this guy fucks" is that against all odds, he was absolutly right....
After the last episode, this should be updated; there were so many good ones.
boganmama yeah. He played a huge part in that last season. Imma miss this show
Man, you dropped the best part!! At the end of the last scene, it continues with Russ giving Richard a quick run-down of a bunch of gay archetypes.
actually quote no. 2 is pretty impressive. HAving so much money at 22 and managing to not lose them over decades is much much harder than what it seems
Exactly and don't forget he'll have been spending like...well...Russ
2:14 Love Richard's reply
Haha! Yeah, the dialogue between the two of them is hilarious!
Or how he does the ROI math in his head, and compares it to inflation rate and return on CDs.
My favorite part is at 3:40 when he opens his doors and the "door open/key in the ignition" beep goes off immediately each time. It's the little things.
Haha! I'm with you on that one! Thank you for commenting!
I've got three suing me, one for no reason 😂😂😂
5:25 I've watched this for like 50 times in a row now I can't seem to stop
He is one of my favourite character 😂😂
Disrupted fatherhood 😂😂
This guy f*cks! Will always be my favorite line.
"This guy fucks" should be number one, two, and three.
The CEO of the company I work for reminds me of Russ. Except he doesn’t own a bright orange McLaren.
rus was so stroked for these guys, "
arnt you worried about the lawsuit" fuck no, i got 3 lawsuits from nanies right now, one of them for no reason
Russ Hanneman makes me smile everytime. ☺ Probably would be terrible to live with him though. ☺
I laughed 1 minute straight at the last quote while watching the show
It made it 10x funnier due to the fact that he was parked directly in front of an elementary school as the kids were walking out. 🤣
@@Top10girl exactly,
@@Top10girl And it wasn't even his kid's school. It was the one his kid got kicked out of.
So Andrew Tate got inspiration from him.
The three nannies sueing him and one for no reason lmao
Just the right amount of chaos.
Best character in the show hands down.
Every time he gets in a car corny jock Rock music starts to play 🤣
Come my baby, come my pretty lady. 👩
"The lady" amazing 🤣
"...not like this.." :))) hilarious
Russ Hanneman is a legend
If he has 986 million dollars, why can't he still have cars that have doors that open like this?
That's the joke. He made it sound like he was broke just because he wasn't 'officially' a billionaire
He's a man of principles.
Bcs its not "Tres-Comas" goddamnit
That have a "doors of billionaire".
I love how accurate he was about Jared doing all the fuckin in the house
Right! He must have a sixth sense for that!
The one thing Russ truly had going for him is that he seems to be uncanny in his ability to read people. Remember that he also knew when Richard wasn't happy with the direction of Pied Piper and got him to blurt out "A new Internet!"
You ruin the quotes by telling us what it is...
Thanks for the feedback! Yeah, I'm going to make sure the overlay isn't displaying until time of delivery going forward.
@@Top10girljust do the numbers. Let the show speak for itself
Saw him in Lucky Hank and all I could think about were those quotes lol
“You do the math”
Russ is the greatest character!
Btw, “they don’t make it in this color, they did it just for me.”
McLaren makes a fuck ton of cars in McLaren Orange
Say what you want but it ain't easy getting into the 3 comma club.
then you buy some "tres commas" tequila
“I put it on after I parked”
That dude was amazing
He's also the voice of Mickey Mouse! *Mind = Blown*
This are not the doors of a billionaire richard!!! 🤣🤣🤣
:D
2:30 "Is this Mrs. Sopranos?"
I love that he requires himself to have a billion to have scissor doors lol. Like he can't get a McLaren on 986m
the best character in SV. Hands down
Damn it I'm not first to watch but I'm second to comment (also please keep up everything also what is the uploading schedule
Thanks for commenting, Daniel! Not really on a specific schedule at the moment.
@@Top10girl ok
3 commas, classic.
Hanneman 2024 - ‘No Fucks Given’
Last is my favorite
He is amazing
Of course! He is in the three comma club after all!
2:29 I just reallized he sent his son to bed as soon as the boy entered the room. Probably not to humiliate him. What a jerk!
It wasn't up to Russ. "The Lady" sent the boy to bed. He's disrupted fatherhood!
@@Top10girl Sure, sure. 😏
“I’ve disrupted fatherhood” 😂
awesome, as usual
Thanks, Lex!
I'd be just like russ, tres commas
In fairness Richards match doesn't factor in what Russ will have spent. Can easily see him dropping a B or 2 in 20 years
Funny billionaire swag. If this is how it works, I'll fit right in.
You missed
1.Tres commas tequila
2. The gay quotes in front of the wrong school
3. Swag
4. Real Thumb not Thumb drive
5. Russfest.
Russfest was in season 6 and this video is from 2018
RUSSFEST WAS DA BOMB
You missed "Al Gore's in it? Fuck that guy!" 😂
“I like the painting, is it sperm??” 😂😂😭😭
The beginning of this video (intro) was loud as hell.
haha, oh god I forgot about this item
Wouldn't you still be able to afford a McLaren if you still had 986 million dollars?
Functionally I am just like you, it is fcking depressing
Russ definitely doesn't appear to have a filter of any sort.
You shouldnt delete the bin laden part
Richard char is a disdain
"This guy fucks"
Can someone explain what’s CD?
Certificate of Deposit. It's the most basic way to invest and save money. You can get them at any bank. They're usually considered not a great investment compared to stocks or bonds because they have a very low rate of return (which is what makes this joke funny).
Brilliant
I appreciate the compliment! Especially from an evil mastermind!
Where can I watch this?
It's on HBO.
Or buy the DVDs off auction sites.
“First of all my wife is fucking the doctor that delivered my son and they’re suing for full custody so you’re wrong”
Nine hundred and sixty illionare
*Close, but no cigar list.*
Top 10 why the fuck do I buy so many cigars!?
Who said respectable
This man voice Mickey Mouse
This is Mickey Mouse
Haha! Yup! He has been the voice of Mikey Mouse for the better part of this decade. That's how Russ really made his money!
watch best if Russ H
these are not his best words..😒
Not like this.
Not like this.
It had to be done. Sorry, Switch.
Why this guy remind me of andrew tate
This show was so funny