The Top 10 Most Memorable Gilfoyle Quotes (Silicon Valley)
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- “It’s not magic, it’s talent and sweat. People like me ensure your packets get delivered unsniffed." - Bertram Gilfoyle
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#10 - “He’s as pointless as Mass Effect 3’s multiple endings.”
#9 - “Either she froze time, met and married the man of her dreams, unfroze time, and hopped back on to vid chat with you, or... you’re the dogface.”
#8 - “If my mother was naked and dead in the street I would not cover her body with ‘that’ jacket.”
#7 - “I find parades to be impotent displays of authoritarianism.”
#6 - “Ergo, I would like to be a helpful idiot. Like yourself.”
#5 - “This thing is addressing problems that don’t exist. It’s solutionism at its worst. We are dumbing down machines that are inherently superior”
#4 - “It’s barely social engineering. It’s more like natural selection.”
#3 - “The history of humanity is a book written in blood. We’re all just animals in a pit.”
#2 - “You’re gay for my code, you’re code gay.”
#1 - “That’s what the f*ck I do.”
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This is like the Big Bang Theory but it's funny.
If HBO decide to create a show just on Gilfoy, It would be my favorite show.
Gilfoyle for president
I don’t even watch this show, and Gilfoyle is already my favourite character.
Lol "you're code gay"
The history of Humanity is a book written in blood. We're all animals in a pit. Classic Gilfoyle
"It's Gilfoyle. Dazzle me." is my favourite quote😂
No matter how the relationship between Gilfoyle and Dinesh is, every time Dinesh suffers Gilfoyle is there and says something (maybe harsh )that diverts Dinesh's attention. Every time.
It must be funny for a non-tech savvy person having to memorize those lines and deliver them in a credible fashion
Am I the only one think gilfolye's hair is fabulous?
My favorite is:
"It's not a hack. It's barely social engineering. It's more like natural selection"
"Anton died so we could live" thats the best one for me
"Yeah but Anton doesn't call me anything, He grimly does his work, and he sits motionless until it's time to work again.
"What do I do? System Architecture. Networking and Security. No one in this house can touch me on that. But does anyone appreciate that? While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing acapella at Sarah Lawrence, I was getting root access to NSA servers. I was a click away from starting a second Iranian revolution. I prevent cross site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings. The internet, heard of it? Transfers half a petabyte of data a minute, do you have any idea how that happens? All of those YouPorn ones and zeros streaming directly to your shitty little smart phone day after day. Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds. It's not magic, it's talent and sweat. People like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed. So what do I do? I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire fucking company. That's what the fuck I do."
“In my youth, I would’ve argued that life is just a series of random events, devoid of any meaning. But as a data scientist, I have to recognize that sometimes..patterns emerge. Undeniable patterns. Get right with the universe”
The best one IMHO
He’s like a computer science version of Ron Swanson
My favorite Gilfoyle moment is when dinesh wrecks his Tesla and he says ... what happened to your frunk..... its frucked up