Ruining Our Marriage
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- Опубліковано 18 лип 2019
- WE'RE STILL BAD FRIENDS
Elliot 'Golden Shower' Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Eddie 'Shart Shorts' Bowley ( / eddache )
Merch!!! (tomskashop.com)
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Music by Todd Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
"i pissed on your dogs head"
"YOU DID!"
all dying of laughter
Right on his little dog face.
Chris Watkins he finally confessed
I accidentally did it to my cat. He follows me into the toilet sometimes and a few times he decided to look right into it as I was going. One of those times my legs were in a lot of pain and I ended up accidentally getting a few drops on his head. He let me clean it afterwards with a flannel, at least.
Glad I read the comments first 🤣 I’m looking forward to that part 😅
@@toast99bubbles do not admit that
They're all just offbrand versions of eachother
Acheived-1commentlongtime
*Have a lot of likes but not receive a comment for at least 6 months*
there is no on brand version of them
This comment is great
Shooty Boi
there isnt one
You're right but don't ever say it again
i was JUST thinking about how much i miss the three boys sittin’ at a desk for a video... thank you papa tomska
It says this video came out 11 minutes ago but your comment is from 1 hour ago XD UA-cams being stupid again lol
......pa-ska
Daddy
Daddy TomSka
No regrets
9:36 the smile slowly disappearing off of both Eddie and Elliot’s faces as Tom explains what his worst bodily malfunction was
I really want to know what he said
Elliot literally deflated
what's funny is he shared it on discord and it wasn't even a bodily malfunction??? just something terrible he shouted in public
@@phangirl2484 elaborate please
@@phangirl2484 i need to know what it is
The fact that there are people in the discord server that know the censored story and I don’t because I don’t have money is genuinely eating me up
Contents are always such a trip. I never know what content I’ll be getting
@@rootown1204 ... I still get withdrawl...
Cum is usually involved
All you know is that its gonna be Quality Content
You’ll usually get content
Content is like a russian roullette
5:08
Tom: but my favorite meme is....
Me: *DAT BOI*
Tom: a
Me: oh-
I thought the same exact thing XD
same here
I really thought it was dat boi, its a timeless masterpiece!
@@geekjokes8458 Tom lied to us.....
*HE LIED TO US*
literally mE
I wonder what that censored bit was, probably best if the universe doesn't know
For the universe maybe, but not for me. My curiosity is an inescapable force worse than that of Pandora.
I need an answer, even if it'll only come back to haunt me in the long run!
The story he told was shown in sponge bobs embarrassing Christmas photo
@@Killerelephant02 What?
I don't need sleep. I need answers
Tom, 3 years ago: "i will not go to Disney"
Tom, 3 weeks ago: "i became a Disney adult"
9:30
I get the feeling that he just went “Both of you make disgusted expressions as if I’ve said something really gross.”
84 likes 2ys ago no comments?!? Lemme fix dat
Agreed, Elliot is the nice Dad.
You can call me Casey NiceDad hit UA-camr boy
Eddie is tired dad
Well, I guess this maybe a bit stupid but what Tom said at 0:42 maybe a bit true but can Tom himself and his two friends can also represent a split personality based on my real life's sad/traumatic journey? This description is not only he says that he and his friends are my 'three dads' but they're also representing my personality throughout my autistic spectrum disorder.
Eddie: He represents the personality I could really have: I can be both funny and smart, sometimes having an ego to boot and always finding references in TV shows.
Elliot: He represents my soft, cute, innocence, bubbly, and submittiveness side whenever someone hurts/abuses me between my life and reality. Also, since some in Tom's skits, Elliot can sometimes be in the most 'evil' side, and can sometimes betray his friends, as a result, I can sometimes be both fiesty and crazy at the same time.
Tom: He represents my uncontrollable dark emotion side thoughts of thinking that everyone is against me and thinking no one understands me when I talk to them, and represents two things: my thoughts of retaliation against my older sister, and my 'play alone' side in school where no one bothers me. Tom also represents my other side of my dissatisfaction with my life. Plus, at the ending of asdfmovie14 when Tom steps on a mine turtle and says: "I deserve this." it represents me when I sometimes hurt myself like how sometimes Tom can be sometimes suicidal.
@@jeffgoldblunt yeah, he sometimes is.
@@ItsElliotGough you're probably right. :3
I did not expect the pissing on Toms dog
Cole TM i also did not expect tom to be like “yeah that’s reasonable”
As if everything else is reasonable?!
9:42
You can watch just the moment when their smiles disappear.
thx
7:26 I have no idea why, but that was strangely adorable
Edit: Elliot himself is just strangely adorable tbh
Tru dat
I’ve replayed it so many times it now seems photoshopped
bah
Elliot is always adorable
"When I was 12 I peed on my dog. Right on his little dog face." "Wait, he peed on my dog?" SO IT'S TRUE
a
@@elisemitchell853 b
@@Sunimec c
@CubeAddict e
@@itsjimmym8 f
I think it was nothing, he just wrote “censor this” and made it a gag. In a video where they admit so much shit, it’d have to be borderline illegal, and I’m talking felony level, not just “oh I smoked weed in public once _before it was legal_ “
Baron11704 borderline illegal, but felony level? How does that work?
@@dippin4dots attempted murder. It's not quite murder, but still very illegal
Still illegal here!
@@zoewells3160 do you have any evidence?
Remember it was a body malfunction
I'm sad to see the old office go and curious as to how you're going to make Tom's house work with all of the stuff you need to work.
Title is 'ruining our marriage' yet it features elliot and eddie.. this'll be fun
Kinda sounds like threesome
@@jadesketch1726 yea
@@jadesketch1726 definitely.
Waiting for the guys who can read faces to transcribe that censored part.
please.
please
don't mind me I'm gonna just .
waiting
Let me get in line here
mrshaw64 it was probably a joke and he didn’t really even say anything
Tom wtf did you do that was SO BAD it had to be censored?! IN CONTENT?!?
Unless it was like illegal, otherwise why would they censor it?
That title implies that you are gonna play mario party
Or monopoly
or minecraft
Or RISK
or UNO
Or Don’t Starve Together.
9:36 you can just see the light slowly disappear from Eddie's eyes... I'm sorry bud 😅
What did tom say???
I was searching for this comment
Tom: What’s my favourite dinosaur?
Me: THESAURUS
Chicken nuggets dinosaurs
A thesaurus with lasers
"What's the one thing that always cheers Elliot up!"
"DOGS!"
"Oh..oh..."
And then Tom changed colour!
"Definitely cumming!"
petition to know what was censored
⬇️
Dab
I m too scared of what he could have said
He said the c word I believe
@@michellekerrigan6779 car?
@@pokegard no
I relate to the thing Tom said about “a” probably too much
2:22 I'll always come back for you.. My one and only screeching Eddie.
7:21 "come Eddie, come, come my Eddie, you're my butterfly, sugar, Eddie *blaaah* oohhh" I have actually quoted this in a social situation, and now I again found the content it was from.
If you don't want to pee on a dog's head, just close the bathroom door...... It's not rocket science.....
Logan Benda rick would be smarter though
Maybe it doesn't lock
But then how will the other people in the house know how big your pp is
@@MegaAlecson Are you insinuating that the dog can open doors?
who's saying we don't want to?
it 3am and im laughing so hard right now and my mum has yelled at me 2 times and if she catches me again she gonna call in the dingos
by the fact you said its 3 am and you said mum im guessing you're Australian am i right
yep
the cat man and not the fact they used the word dingos?!
@@WHCookie to be honest i have no idea what a dingo is im English
Generic Name i’m English as well; dingos are only native to Australia
6:55 Oh, *those* type of character actors. I was wondering why you would deathly afraid of like Daniel Day Lewis or Steve Buscemi. That seemed very oddly specific.
If you saw half of what character actress Margo Martindale has done you would be afraid.
the Aunty Donna part made me an extremely happy Aussie
Haha same
Last time I was this early I wasn’t married...oh wait...
I want to like this comment but it's at 69 and I can't ruin that
Nana Exy go ahead, someone else didn’t show such respect so there’s no point in holding back now
Ok, we need an unlisted video with the uncensored bit.
I NEED to know.
I feel like if you merged Eddie and Elliot together you'd get a perfect recreation of Tom
I realise that the table is coloured in the test bar colours from the pause/end cards
I love watching Elliot during the censored bit cuz you see him just slowly get depressed
2:22
Eddie's wheeze-laughter is everything
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, thank you, Tom-dad, Eddie-dad and Elliot-dad
im too genuinely happy about tom getting a new office
hes wanted this for years
hes finally getting it
im so happy for him
woah tom likes brooklyn nine nine that’s pretty epic
Sphee, he also spelled it wrong. It’s spelled Broklin nin nien
Elliot saying ‘Co’ at the beginning literally just sounded like him saying ‘car’
The worst thing Tom ever did in a public space is defo gonna be another CONTENT soon
still ravenously searching for the forbidden knowledge at the end
2:50 that was a too enthusiastic YES for that particular question
HE PISSED ON HIS DOG
TOM WAS RIGHT IN THE CONFESSION 2
"HE PEED ON MY DOG???"
3:29 Tomska will never change
it's been years since this came out, BUT I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHAT TOM SAID AT THE END
Eddies face during the cencored bit makes the whole scene
The videos were you guys just confess stuff will always be my favorite
3:54 Eddie’s laugh just makes me lose it 😂😂
You can see Elliot's face slowly grow sadder and sadder during the censored part and I just wanna give him a hug
The true geniality of the censored part was their first amused then frozen faces
Very happy to hear that you bois are Aunty Donna fans :D
I came back to this video and remembered it's thanks to one of the questions that I went back to Aunty Donna and got so invested in them. Thank you boys for sharing their awesome stuff as well as creating awesome stuff too!
9:40 Elliot’s slowly saddening face
We need to use that enviromental sound recovery software to retrieve the censored confession
6:21 paused it perfectly.
I don't know how many times I've watched this but I JUST noticed that both Tom and Eddie are left-handed (or ambidextrous) lol
“i pissed on your dog’s head”
*EDDIE FUCKING ASCENDS*
BUT WHAT DID TOM SAY?!?!?!
2:19 The timing here and the reaction makes it the funniest thing ever!
I'm super new to the channel and y'all have such good chemistry it took me like two minutes to realize you're not poly lmao
Good to know the interests of guys don’t change much past secondary school / high school
7:50 show this to rick when he’s older
It was lovely to meet you Tom before you moved offices. Vewy nice video too 🤣👌
i liked how eliots face slowly turned sour at whatever tom did, it was so horrible it slowly sucked all of his joy out
Content is like the highlight of my week
What weirds me out is the lack of little whiteboards for your answers and A4 sheets of paper that you unnecessarily fold in half every time! Haha
Hey Tomska lad, I got your autograph on a borderlands mask at ComicCon in Manchester yesterday!
Oh hey nice you used Aunty Donna Out of Contexts tweet! That's super cool!
You guys have me snorting with laughter on a coach to London that suddenly all heads turned to me
I'm not thankful i wanna know
*WELCOME BACK TO CONTENT*
utterly loved this!!
6:07 great now i have to go back and watch every aunty donna video again. thanks guys
At 2:21 THAT LAUGH THO EDDIE (did I spell that right?) >X,D
this game has awoken the repressed memory of me vomiting in front of the bathrooms at a golden coral on my mom's birthday several years ago, thanks
This literally has me crying and I'm only half way through 😂😂
Eddie’s laugh is legendary
Tom is just Elliot and Eddie morphed together
Let's hope your new office is awesome
Oooh nice t-shirt Tom! :D
See this is the best kind of content. Just the three boys swearing up a storm and having a bunch of laughs.
I hope this isn't the last content ever
9:34 You can just see Elliott slowly dying inside
Great content tom, an answer we cannot hear and will never know
eddie's laughter is always my favourite part of ur videos lmao
it took me at least a minute too long to realize that you guys censored "fvck" at 0:52
Everyone in this video looks the same lmao beard game's on point
Whoa. I remember you going office hunting in some of the first Last Week episodes x). Finally paid off
Elliot, coming through with the best taste in Aunty Donna sketches
2:42 haha he waterboarding rick
I want an uncensored "Toms Mistake" clip
2:21 eddies reaction is so beautiful
Elliot is a man of culture with his favourite Aunty Donna sketch.
The fact that you might already know about a lot about the background of these incredible remarks the guys make from watching previous CONTENTs (Eddie shitting himself and getting an Uber home after shitting himself was given in more detail in "WET WHITE BOYS LAUGH SOMETIMES") is fucking unbelievable. You've basically made the Content Cinematic Universe here boys.
I want so badly to know what Tom's worst bodily malfunction was.
@@theasandys Meanwhile in A&Q: "I'm attracted to kids."
"Are you ready kids?" "The last time you came!"
@@theasandys I know, I'm just joking around lol
Why am I now only finding this channel? I dying of laughter
5:38 WOAH. was not expecting this crossover.