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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @sweetestvee777
    @sweetestvee777 3 роки тому +555

    0:17
    "Yeaah? Well, I want a pretty pink birthday cake with my face on it; but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen!"
    *Petition to make Steve's birthday cake*

  • @imbored2727
    @imbored2727 3 роки тому +104

    1:27 “Looks who jealous of everybody that doesn’t have a bullet in their liver” **smiles**
    That part got me dying of laughter 💀

  • @kennethh4200
    @kennethh4200 3 роки тому +540

    i like how the sniper mentions bill who was going to be a dad

  • @Itariatan
    @Itariatan 3 роки тому +140

    Why is no one talking about how cute it is that, this all happened cause Steve was mad Johnny didn't wish him a happy birthday.

    • @VeelieMusic
      @VeelieMusic 3 роки тому +6

      How is he cute when he's so murderous endeavors with the helmet guys?

    • @Itariatan
      @Itariatan 3 роки тому +4

      @@VeelieMusic It just is :)

    • @sand2159
      @sand2159 3 роки тому

      @@VeelieMusic ikr

    • @kittycatrittycatalt9523
      @kittycatrittycatalt9523 3 роки тому +4

      @@VeelieMusic it just it sometimes buster
      I mean I find this series extremely funny but there are sometimes where it is wholesome

    • @Atlasworld2005
      @Atlasworld2005 3 роки тому +1

      Awwww....!

  • @anthonytavitian4811
    @anthonytavitian4811 3 роки тому +73

    "That one trimmed my nose hair"
    You don't have a nose-

  • @saw6444
    @saw6444 3 роки тому +196

    2:20 tankman:I didn't forget
    ....I just didn't care: Steve:you black and white son of a gun

  • @Ilikebakconn2
    @Ilikebakconn2 3 роки тому +116

    “It can shoot backwards?”
    I thought he was the captain

    • @sheshamaria3115
      @sheshamaria3115 3 роки тому +5

      He was but i think he little forgot...couse hes drinking just a little

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1  3 роки тому +3

      So he's the captain...

    • @spitfireCannibist
      @spitfireCannibist 2 роки тому +2

      No, that's his name. His full legal name is John Captain

    • @neroctopusmess3198
      @neroctopusmess3198 9 місяців тому +2

      no he's a sergeant, Captain's his last name. And he also doesn't handle the tank despite being a sergeant. Steve does

  • @carolol6171
    @carolol6171 3 роки тому +26

    1:46 "We gott a make like a tree and get the fuck out of here" - Steve one of my favourite jokes

  • @darkhiddenbacon9169
    @darkhiddenbacon9169 3 роки тому +94

    "ha ha oh well i don't forget i just don't care"
    -tankmen

  • @C_to_the_S
    @C_to_the_S 3 роки тому +66

    “Let’s make like a tree and get the f**k out of here.”
    Goddamn that’s so stupid but so funny.

  • @Error404DataNotFound
    @Error404DataNotFound 3 роки тому +88

    i forgot how hilarious the dialogue is
    although it kinda looks weird in widescreen, but still

  • @doctoroktoberfest7840
    @doctoroktoberfest7840 3 роки тому +32

    0:34 I like how the sniper doesn’t realize he’s talking to the captain (I think)

  • @FetusDeletus_E
    @FetusDeletus_E 3 роки тому +30

    2:21 that hurts

  • @calvinwilks7602
    @calvinwilks7602 3 роки тому +30

    2:20 (cap)"l didn't forget I just don't care "
    "You black and white son of gun"

  • @crazyasshandle
    @crazyasshandle 3 роки тому +25

    Therapist : “sonic steve isn’t real he can’t hurt you “
    Sonic steve : 1:16

  • @vamperict493
    @vamperict493 3 роки тому +136

    1:37 owch

  • @user-gg9ws1ed4k
    @user-gg9ws1ed4k 3 роки тому +15

    *”Give me back my knoife!”*

  • @gaztalesans2751
    @gaztalesans2751 3 роки тому +95

    Now a tankman has a scratch on his back 1:37

  • @erick9835
    @erick9835 3 роки тому +6

    Steve: “You should’ve used the Pythagorean Theorem… BITCH.”

  • @solderman8352
    @solderman8352 3 роки тому +81

    0:33 whit you luck an Ice cream you luck be like

  • @neocryst
    @neocryst 3 роки тому +122

    wait a goddamn minute 4:36

  • @mimikyu5848
    @mimikyu5848 3 роки тому +91

    nowadays people know tankmen only cause of beep rap game

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1  3 роки тому +23

      Sad

    • @BillyLegumbres
      @BillyLegumbres 3 роки тому +17

      Look at the bright sight, at least John Utah is going to hire some animators so they can finish 2 unfinished episodes because John would find it really tiresome to work on 2 projects simultaneously one on which is called sometime along yhe lines like "nightmare cops" which according to him, he is full 100% into that.

    • @COCK_V4
      @COCK_V4 3 роки тому +6

      I hate Friday Night Funkin’
      It’s literally everywhere

    • @Xeno911
      @Xeno911 3 роки тому +11

      @@COCK_V4 gatekeeper

    • @benaming2358
      @benaming2358 3 роки тому +13

      I litteraly never even knew there were shorts of the tankmen. I always thought the tankman was just a logo for NewGrounds, but boy am i glad i found out there is an entire series about them.

  • @stopcheckingthischannelits3395
    @stopcheckingthischannelits3395 3 роки тому +30

    I love steve said black and white son of god

  • @sajidaqureshi6089
    @sajidaqureshi6089 3 роки тому +36

    0:13 they want a fucking rematch

    • @KoideKoi
      @KoideKoi 3 роки тому +3

      yeah they do want a fucking rematch

  • @chikin52
    @chikin52 3 роки тому +10

    0:34
    Best part

  • @Imagine-ww6gm
    @Imagine-ww6gm 3 роки тому +15

    I feel mature now.

  • @denverevangelista7860
    @denverevangelista7860 3 роки тому +22

    3:13 minecraft physics

  • @anthonytavitian4811
    @anthonytavitian4811 3 роки тому +12

    4:36
    Well isn't that just interesting

  • @wood6685
    @wood6685 3 роки тому +36

    4:36 👀

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 3 місяці тому +1

    "Make like a tree and get the fuck outta here" is my new favorite line in all of fiction

  • @hannahlannah8779
    @hannahlannah8779 Рік тому +1

    " Oh, looks like I won again, surprise surprise! "
    " AH, WE WANT A REMATCH MATE "
    " YEAH A *RELATCH* "

  • @quaggity_giggity
    @quaggity_giggity 3 роки тому +6

    Steve screwin up when he even tried to fight them in that game

  • @harruu284
    @harruu284 3 роки тому +6

    *"Listen sunshine"*
    Me: *waitwut-*

  • @skoopercantdraw
    @skoopercantdraw 3 роки тому +7

    man i really love steve

  • @misshoney2006
    @misshoney2006 3 роки тому +26

    yeah yeah ti me stamp to 4:10
    make it ur pfp im waiting

  • @randomwarz3218
    @randomwarz3218 3 роки тому +25

    Wait did private skittles died in this episode or in tank man infinity while jumping off the watch tower

    • @calixtox
      @calixtox 3 роки тому +1

      In this one.

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1  3 роки тому +7

      he's alive

    • @Itariatan
      @Itariatan 3 роки тому +4

      Nah, he didn't die from that. And Tankman infinity was made by someone else.

  • @kosodake
    @kosodake 3 роки тому +20

    1:41 oh
    hey c a p
    that's cap

  • @Hassan_77836
    @Hassan_77836 3 роки тому +12

    3:55 ughuh ?

  • @notmarzxd5072
    @notmarzxd5072 3 роки тому +31

    0:33

    • @froggeh2058
      @froggeh2058 3 роки тому +3

      And I fucking shit you not-

    • @froggeh2058
      @froggeh2058 3 роки тому +5

      First day on the fucking job and then BOOM!

    • @froggeh2058
      @froggeh2058 3 роки тому +5

      There goes bills head all over the fucking place.

    • @froggeh2058
      @froggeh2058 3 роки тому +3

      No... Yeah you fucking believe that shit?

    • @froggeh2058
      @froggeh2058 3 роки тому +4

      And y’know snipers? Those are little sick little fucks.

  • @janevarkolyn
    @janevarkolyn 3 роки тому +5

    "You should use thephateogra theorem...BICH"4:25

  • @madelcarmenluevano8210
    @madelcarmenluevano8210 Рік тому +5

    3:45 bro 9 / 11 reference 💀

  • @HitmanforLife
    @HitmanforLife 3 роки тому +10

    I swear the guy with the green eyes like to say “f***” every time.

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1  3 роки тому +3

      His name is Ted

  • @Un0_
    @Un0_ 3 роки тому +14

    *you should've use the pythagorean theorem*
    😂😂😂

    • @krisSkele666
      @krisSkele666 Рік тому +2

      Funny thing is, the next day after watching this, my geometry teacher started to talk about the theorem and I was like "🤔 a sign?"

  • @YourLocalByeloslovakian
    @YourLocalByeloslovakian 3 роки тому +18

    4:07 what i dont get it

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1  3 роки тому +8

      he is making fun of their accent

    • @kiki8123
      @kiki8123 3 роки тому +2

      @@Enders1 Damn thanks for explaining,english isn’t my main language so I didn’t got the joke

  • @hehebloxy
    @hehebloxy 3 роки тому +8

    Rip Skittles

  • @spitfireCannibist
    @spitfireCannibist 2 роки тому +5

    How are people this far into the series and don't even know that Captain isn't the captain, that's just his name

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1  2 роки тому +3

      Did you just answer your own question?

  • @Y2K_Ye
    @Y2K_Ye 3 роки тому +3

    I love steve's design

  • @GrimmJas
    @GrimmJas Рік тому +2

    Is nobody gonna talk about how in most of the series Jeff didn't even bother to finish the background?

    • @metalslayer69_yt69
      @metalslayer69_yt69 Рік тому +1

      it was intended to be viewed in 4:3, but swf files export everything, even stuff outside the stage. This upload is in widescreen, and left some of that stuff in.

    • @GrimmJas
      @GrimmJas Рік тому

      @@metalslayer69_yt69 oh

  • @officialAmpersand
    @officialAmpersand Рік тому

    “Look we gotta make like a tree and get the fuck outta here”
    “Goddammit Steve”

  • @aseer765-d8j
    @aseer765-d8j Рік тому +3

    4:36 Moments before disaster

  • @GDsanson99
    @GDsanson99 3 роки тому +15

    New sub :D

  • @Small-Smoke_
    @Small-Smoke_ 3 роки тому +7

    4:37 what!?

  • @spinellover86
    @spinellover86 3 роки тому +8

    0:33 WHAT THE FU-

  • @windywindo
    @windywindo 3 роки тому +13

    The amount of comments tho

  • @leesbeesknees
    @leesbeesknees 3 роки тому +4

    2:08 does anybody know what cap is calling steve here??

    • @frankwest018
      @frankwest018 2 роки тому +1

      Straight-ish
      Skit-ish
      Or Stritish

  • @johnny0909
    @johnny0909 Рік тому +2

    What's the name of the 00:35 background music?

  • @aliefindrawan4063
    @aliefindrawan4063 5 днів тому +1

    1:59 Road Kill Reference

  • @krisSkele666
    @krisSkele666 Рік тому

    I swear any time I hear the word 'Fuck' now, I always think of Sniper.

  • @gregoryderpwrld111
    @gregoryderpwrld111 9 місяців тому

    If anyone wants to know the music that played near 2:12 (like I did.), it’s Rock Me Baby from Metal Gear Solid 3

  • @Ava-sv4xv
    @Ava-sv4xv 3 роки тому +2

    this one is really cool! really enjoyed 🙂

  • @anthonycardoza4648
    @anthonycardoza4648 3 роки тому +3

    0:44 yea you be

  • @cartoonisanimating2520
    @cartoonisanimating2520 3 роки тому +4

    1:37 R.I.P Greg

  • @Vinnyc11
    @Vinnyc11 3 роки тому +12

    When will he get his pink cake with his face on it?

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 6 місяців тому

    A classic masterpiece.

  • @boeingbetty24jettonlousie85
    @boeingbetty24jettonlousie85 3 роки тому

    USS Enterprise: WTF am I doing here

  • @Bartolo12345
    @Bartolo12345 3 роки тому +2

    0:39 skittles shot him lol

  • @Reninius
    @Reninius 3 роки тому

    2:11
    Steve goes feral (real😱😱)

  • @shadowthehedgehog8414
    @shadowthehedgehog8414 3 роки тому

    Steve*takes knive * the peps * well fuck i gess its his now

  • @slushiewata3873
    @slushiewata3873 3 роки тому +2

    This is like helluva boss but better

  • @Respect-lo6ir
    @Respect-lo6ir 3 роки тому +1

    I think differently now

  • @crystalgarcia1960
    @crystalgarcia1960 2 роки тому

    Steve be Acting like a Child-

  • @progamer-vx5pw
    @progamer-vx5pw 3 роки тому +8

    Tank man is gay because he said pink on his face pink birthday cake and those guys say rematch and drinking pee and gets backstab 2:50 epic and 3:14

    • @mattwiisports2943
      @mattwiisports2943 3 роки тому

      *all of them are gay except for steve but they act normal*

    • @thousandyardduel
      @thousandyardduel 3 роки тому

      The creator of these series aka Jeff confirmed that all of them [except Bill] are asexual on Twitter

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1  3 роки тому +1

      probably joking. they want women a lot

    • @fart-smella--smart-fella
      @fart-smella--smart-fella 3 роки тому

      I thought they were drinking orange juice..

    • @thousandyardduel
      @thousandyardduel 3 роки тому

      @@fart-smella--smart-fella it is actually, check out tankmen infinity, at 3:47, you can see an orange slice logo on that can

  • @troygallenito4997
    @troygallenito4997 3 роки тому

    Nice video

  • @alisonplummer3416
    @alisonplummer3416 3 роки тому

    You black and white son of a god....
    Me*what! 😂😂😂😂

  • @malachispraglin9005
    @malachispraglin9005 3 роки тому +4

    This is fucking halarious

  • @kajsj0
    @kajsj0 3 роки тому +6

    4:36 gay

  • @shadowthehedgehog8414
    @shadowthehedgehog8414 3 роки тому

    Captin * hey what beret steve * fuck it captin :(

  • @kreekcraftpushy9951
    @kreekcraftpushy9951 3 роки тому

    Who is the guys name with the green eyes

  • @Fr1xtizy
    @Fr1xtizy 2 місяці тому

    PRIVATE SKITTLES 🥶🥶

  • @arina4030
    @arina4030 3 роки тому +2

    now i see why people ship them

  • @swag-that-games4682
    @swag-that-games4682 3 роки тому

    THERES SPIT IN MY mouth WELL DUH THERE IS but if its not your spit than its not well duh

  • @David-kt7nw
    @David-kt7nw 3 роки тому +2

    give me back my *KNOIFE*

  • @PsychoVlogsOfficial
    @PsychoVlogsOfficial 3 роки тому

    My gun is.......................jammed

  • @undeadted5240
    @undeadted5240 2 роки тому

    3:47 captain and steve cause 911

  • @thevisitation5226
    @thevisitation5226 3 роки тому

    RIP Ted

  • @DeletedunlistedPrivatedVideos
    @DeletedunlistedPrivatedVideos 3 роки тому

    And The Worst Part it Was * Smoking * He Was Gonna Be a Dad- Ugh!

  • @rinyoung4878
    @rinyoung4878 3 роки тому

    The thank me later be like 4:34

  • @tankmenteamuser
    @tankmenteamuser Рік тому +1

    스티븐나이가...29세?

  • @yomommaluvme
    @yomommaluvme 3 роки тому +3

    2:20 me as a 9 year old

  • @tankmenteamuser
    @tankmenteamuser Рік тому +1

    덩크다!!!!

  • @jaydoesstuffyt6533
    @jaydoesstuffyt6533 3 роки тому +5

    Is this a repost or is the series still alive?

    • @Enders1
      @Enders1  3 роки тому +9

      It's an hd widescreen repost

  • @ievaskirmantaite6580
    @ievaskirmantaite6580 3 роки тому +2

    They need a rap

  • @godzilla6115
    @godzilla6115 3 роки тому

    Looks like I won agian flicks the triangle

  • @shiro5565
    @shiro5565 3 роки тому

    F U C K I N SWEARING SNIPER IS BACK

  • @andikaja9673
    @andikaja9673 3 роки тому +3

    Why all say funkin?

  • @crepe_playz2794
    @crepe_playz2794 3 роки тому +2

    T-tankman *blushes*

  • @orangefluffypillow4280
    @orangefluffypillow4280 6 місяців тому +1

    0:34 Tankmen if it was made by vivziepop:

  • @P2_o_cara
    @P2_o_cara Рік тому

    minha arma está emperrada

  • @tiffanyconwayzormelo297
    @tiffanyconwayzormelo297 3 роки тому

    Jesus what the hell there are so many swears

  • @tankmenteamuser
    @tankmenteamuser Рік тому +1

    덩크가28세?