My hopes of going to going to Disney were dashed at just seven years old. My mom was pretty straight “No.we can barely afford food.”. A lot of my classmates had disposable income, and were able to go every summer and would hardcore brag about it KNOWING I wasn’t able to go. One girl, after bragging about how her daddy bought her everything she wanted at Disney straight up smiled at me and said “but I guess you wouldn’t know that.”. Kids are really fucking mean to each other if they smell the SLIGHTEST of differences.
I think a lot of the older people that you see in the parks are there because they finally could afford to go on their own. I only went because someone took me while I was in high school. Honestly I was mesmerized. Growing up poor , my expectations were low. I took my kids few months ago.
@@bronzejourney5784 No no. Kids. Yes people are mean to each other and kids are just people that haven’t developed empathy yet. Kids are effortlessly cruel. And we are talking about childhood bullying, so to keep in context : KIDS are mean to each other.
I used to work at a local "amusement park" called Storybook Land. I use that term loosely because it's more for little kids under 10. I was a ride operator and let me tell you that the parents/adults were the worst of the customers. I literally had someone in the balloon ride stand up while the ride was 12 feet in the air and trying to come down. I had to slam on the emergency brakes and yell at a grown adult man who was trying to climb out of his seat for the roller coaster trying to climb out of it because it stopped too far ahead because we had manual breaks and had to send it around again. It's the adults that don't listen and then not watch their kids while walking around the park.
Was this the one in NorCal? I have family there, so I went there as a really little kid. I don't remember much about it, but I do remember thinking it was fun.
as a Floridian...we sometimes forget that families put a second mortgage on the house to travel to Florida, stand in line for hours for 50 seconds of fun, spend gobs of cash to eat, die in the humidity with kids leaving in tears and then fly home to become clinically depressed when the Amex bill rolls in. I'm at the parks because I didn't have any yardwork to do today.
My advice if you go to Disney World: #1 - Don't #2 - If you ignored advice #1 read carefully. Don't try to see every little thing in every park, one of two things will happen: you won't see everything and get mad, or you do see everything and are exhausted, stressed, and mad by the end anyway. I suggest that as a group, pick 1 park and 3 specific things to do at that park for each day you visit, be it a ride, a store, or a restaurant. This lets you prioritize shit you actually want to see/do, and if you finish early you can all explore the park freely or visit some stuff that didn't quite make the top 3. "But then I won't be able to see everything!" That's fine, trust me, not every gift shop is totally unique, not every ride is amazing. Go do what strikes your fancy, have fun, and go home. It's a vacation, not a 100% speedrun. ALSO DRINK WATER CUZ FLORIDA WEATHER BE SPICY AS FUCK
As someone who's been to Disney a lot with that person in charge who just HAS to see everything EVERY SINGLE TIME, I appreciate that the 100% speed run joke
I worked not for Disney but for a contractor to Disney once. It wasn't too bad but the actual Disney employees were striking and unionized to just get $13/hr it was sad
Cancel the trip or go to universal instead it’s my best advice also say at a premium universal hotel it actually has perks unlike Disney nice rooms and despite it look’s expensive it’s a quality fun experience
My grandparents paid for us to go to Disneyworld when I was like 5. We were in Florida to visit other Family and they thought "Well since you're there!". Really nice thing for them to do, grateful for it. But I was absolutely miserable the entire time I was there. We spent our entire time in the parks hungry and dehydrated (It was a humid summer day and Dad refused to buy anything from the overpriced shops on principal), running around like our hair was on fire just so we could have the privilege of waiting in a unreasonably long line for a ride that could never live up to the hype. We did this for the entire day and none of us had fun. The plan was to go for multiple days, but because none of the kids had fun we ended up doing other things in Florida. Kennedy Space Center and Medieval Times were my personal highlights.
I'll always be a Disney fan but it is sad to see how expensive Disney is today, as well as their overall reputation not being the greatest. Hopefully one day I can bring my daughter to Disney World and hoping we all have a good time.
I’ve heard almost everybody in my school saying “I’m going to Disney land!” And my parents in poverty are like “fuck no you aren’t going!l” and I completely understand lmaooo
I was an annual pass holder until covid and then they just shut everything down and restarted it and we have been priced the fuck out. I literally cannot afford to go. My view has changed significantly since that shift.
I think 10 is the perfect age to go. Its right before you grow out of Disney, but youre tall enough for all the rides, youll actually remember it, and you are mature enough to understand the wait times and being told no even if youre not happy about it
the disney collage program really helped me through my depression... i was worked to the bone and brainwashed so i didnt had time to be sad. also the dino ride is the best ride
@@puffpuffpass3214 yeah I traveled with my friends through several countries in Europe for 12 days this summer (mostly cities) using only trains and buses and we did it in just over a thousand euros. Not cheap, but still pretty good in my opinion.
Right? I went to the Netherlands earlier this year for my first solo vacation and I had way more fun. The simple actu of cycling around Amsterdam was way more bang for my buck than Disney World. Netherlands is an easy "Must go again" and I'm kinda learning Dutch so next time I go over there I'd like to try to speak some Dutch and mess it up lol
@@ambiarock590 that's really funny actually. I am Dutch. But yeah a well planned vacation to a country is so much cheaper than any of the Disney parks, and much more fun
I was in Orlando in early February for work, and a couple of coworkers wanted to go to a park for one day. We decided on Universal and had a great time. It was busy but not overcrowded. The wait times were short. The staff was very helpful and kind. The food was reasonably priced, about what you’d pay at any restaurant for a burger and fries. We got the two park tickets and I feel like I more than got my money’s worth with Wizarding World and the other rides. I have zero complaints. We went over to Disney and got on the Monorail because that’s free and we just wanted a peek at the castle. Man, every adult on that Monorail looked MISERABLE. Can’t blame the heat, because it was cloudy and cool that day. A lot of screaming babies and disobedient children. I think there’s more pressure to have a good time at Disney because it’s so expensive. People save money their entire lives for that trip.
I wasn't paying enough attention and thought he was holding a fly swatter at first...I'm pretty sure I would have been happier continuing to think so 😫
As a past cast member for Disney World, I can promise you that we would love to die. It's Florida, so it's hot as heck. So our shifts usually had required us to stand outside for hours at a time with the only chance for us to cool down is by drinking out of a dirty water bucket that oddly tasted like lemonade. However, I can assure you that I also loved the interactions with the guests. I realized so many people spend insane amounts of money (Disney does too, they legit tell us this during orientation) and I will literally attempt to do a backflip if someone asked me to because they were having a bad day. I'd fall and break my neck, but as long as you got a few haha's out of it, then I'd call it a success.
And it's people like you who made the experience worth it for others. It's a level of customer service that is nothing short of awesome. I only wish the company viewed their customers the same way their employees do.
I worked there as a horticulture professional intern. Worked the flower and garden festival and my sleep schedule was ruined from the late/early shift schedules ( 12am, 3am, 5 am start times). Benefit was I didn’t have to see and be Disney happy towards people as much but the whole premise of not being negative is so ironic due to Walt Disney’s own thoughts on mental health.
As a NH native, I'm simultaneously thrilled to see Canobie Lake Park mentioned as a cheaper alternative to Disney, while also being horrified at the idea of more people from out of state visiting
I guess people from MA are still considered in State to NH cause, MA native used to go to Canobie at least once every year and at least half the park was MA residents with som ME residents sprinkled in as well. It’s not like we were going to go to Riverside (Six Flags) when that was a 2 hour drive, when I could drive 30 minutes to CLP and never mind the value of Canobie was so much better.
@@PatrickR-rh8ejyeah I view it more like like a regional thing, like I’d expect basically anyone from New England, but NY is towing the line and Jersey would be over it
The Beatles legally broke up at Disney World. While John Lennon was staying at the Polynesian Resort Hotel, his lawyers cornered him and made him sign the break-up papers that officially dissolved the Beatles partnership, so John Lennon was staring out the window at Cinderella’s Castle as he officially broke up the Beatles.
@@stephanieedith2545 just look up “Beatles Breakup Disney World” and you will find hundreds of sources including Ultimate Classic Rock. It’s a heavily documented event. May Pang, John Lennon’s then-partner, has told the story numerous times, and there are photographs from the day of the event.
@@stephanieedith2545 literally the first result on google when you type in "beatles broke up in Disney world" The Beatles Broke Up at Walt Disney World John Lennon walks around the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World in Lake Buena Vista, Florida That’s right. The Beatles broke up at Disney World. (Yes, those Beatles.) They weren’t all there when it happened, of course. But still. By the end of 1974, more than four years after Paul McCartney had announced that he was leaving the band, the paperwork hadn’t yet been done, and it was getting a little ridiculous. And so, in December of 1974, a meeting was called at New York City’s Plaza Hotel - just a few blocks from where John Lennon lived. George Harrison was there in person. Paul McCartney was there in person. Having already signed the paperwork, Ringo Starr was there on the phone. And John? Well, John didn’t show. “The stars aren’t right,” he complained. Instead, he went to Florida with his son, Julian, and his mistress, May Pang - first to West Palm Beach, and then to the Polynesian Resort at Walt Disney World, where, on December 29th, 1974, he was found by a lawyer and persuaded to ink his name onto the final page of the contract and to dissolve the most famous band in the history of the world.
I remember when I went to Disney you had to reserve a chance to get on that Star Wars Rise of the Resistance thing. Every 45 minutes (I think), you could reserve a spot on the next group. When it hit that 45 minute mark, I was just outside the millennium falcon and everyone instantly stopped, pulled out their phones, reloaded the page desperately, and cheered that they got a spot. It was scary and beautiful seeing everyone just freeze and pull out their phones simultaneously. People were congratulating each other when they got a spot because of how fast the spots got taken up!
I never got the chance to see Disney, probably won’t with how prices are. In 8th grade my mom told myself and my 3 other siblings that we were going to Disney, and to say we were excited is an understatement. Last day of “vacation” she and her spouse drove past the turn off to the park and said “There’s your Disney trip” and kept driving
Can we just appreciate the fact that this man is making great quality 8-12 minute videos like EVERY OTHER DAY??? Give this man some love, compliment his hair idk. Yeah, you know what, Bigg Tugg, I LIKE YOUR HAIR. YOU'RE WELCOME.
I will admit, I am the trivia nerd, but I was that way waaay before “Disney Adult” was even a thing online. I desperately wanted a job as an Imagineer ever since I was a kid because my family went on trips to the park multiple times when I was a kid up until I was in high school (it used to be inexpensive enough for us to take trips every Christmas, and that would be our family Christmas present). Genuinely my life’s dream was to either be a Disney animator or work on rides for the parks. The company has so many creative people working there, but throughout the years, I heard so many horror stories about what it was like to be an employee there, in ANY part of the company, be it in the creative side, business side, or even on the grounds at the parks. Cast members always told me I’d be a great fit, but that the college program was a nightmare. Unfortunately, it got to a breaking point for me in 2020 when they basically told all their college interns from different countries that, since the parks were closing due to COVID, they we’re screwed and had to find their own ways home, and the company wouldn’t help them. They fired people who had poured their life into the parks for almost 30 years as entertainers. No job security. No thanks for the hard work they had done. As they are now, there is just no way I’d work for the company nor ever go to their theme parks again. I can appreciate the things of the past and the artistry there once was in their products, but it honestly really all sucks now. And it’s a shame greed caused a lot of this.
There’s currently a proxy war going on in the Disney board of directors. If the new management wins, there should be more consumer and employee friendly decisions made. Fingers crossed
things he mentioned as "obvious" but literally only he knows because he is in fact a hardcore disney adult: 1. difference between disneyland and disney world 2. shapeland usa, whatever that is
Shapeland USA is a reference to the Defunctland video about FastPass and how much it sucks. They used a "simulated theme park" named Shapeland USA to demonstrate why the entire system is fucked, but the twist is that it wasn't simulated at all -- they used actual recorded numbers from a random day at Disney World.
As a former Cast Member I remember how like you couldn't wear a certain tint to your glasses unless it was a prescription, and like you couldn't point when you were giving guests directions, you basically had to use your hand. Also, try taking people's orders when there was a parade down Main Street and the machine you have to use to swipe a guest's card is broken 😂
It’s a shame he made no mention of how incredible universal has gotten for everyone involved compared to Disney despite it being more mature park my little cousin who is scared to ride but rides and loves Disney movies openly admits she love’s universal a lot more
About the kids not enjoying Disney, there are kids that legitimately don't like Disneyland. My little cousin never liked the Disney movies or Mickey or any of that. Her parents took her n her sisters, they enjoyed it but she was miserable. So yeah sometimes don't force your kids to do something they say they don't wanna do from the beginning.
When he said how annoying kids can be, and used the example of the toddler who at first wanted to meet Pluto but then changed his mind... I didn't agree with his sentiment of punching the k'd. I used to be a really sensitive child, sometimes I would get moments of heavy doubt and anxiety that made me change my mind about things, also amplifyed by how I was kind of afraid of full face meet-and-greet characters (their huge heads didn't help my frightened mind). I can imagine myself being the little girl who changes her mind and begs her parent to no longer see Pluto. As long as the child doesn't throw a huge tantrum, there's no point in blaming the child. If anything, it's (as always) the parents' fault. If a child begs not to see Pluto, but then their parent FORCES them to go anyways, that's just cruel (bordering on abuse) and it makes me be mad at the parents, not the kid.
you desperately explaining that ur family didn’t take you to disneyland is so funny and relatable 😭😭 i’ve had a lot of experiences but not one of them came from a parent and it gets rlly tiring to explain to people so i just let me think i’m spoiled 😭
I think Disney has turned into the local trip spot now. I go to Disneyland and California adventure but I drive to California from Arizona and only do a 1 day pass so the magic is on a tight schedule. I couldn’t imagine going there as a family of 3 or 4 for several days. Even if you cut the souvenir budget to close to zero. Unless you want to be hungry most of the day, the food will get you. And trust me, if you skimp you’ll get the saddest foods. Disney can still be fun but it’s getting out of hand for most people to consider a vacation. For 3500 bucks you’re probably better off booking a Disney cruise to max out Disney fun.
He... he literally mentions said video, calls it out and puts the whole screencap from said video in this video, pretty sure he has watched it "And if you haven't seen shapeland USA you're a dumb dumb go watch that" lol
I remember going to both Disneyland and Knott’s Berry Farm. I honestly enjoyed Knott’s so much more. Shorter lines meant 10 year old me was able to do every ride I wanted to multiple times! Disneyland was mostly standing in line and seeing dad die a little inside every time one of us wanted something to drink. I’m 26 now and really want to go back to Knott’s; but flights are fuckin’ mad expensive from Australia 😅
This is so real honestly. My family lived in Anaheim and not even that far from Disneyland, but it was so damn expensive we would go to family trips to Knott's instead. Way shorter lines and it's more affordable. Plus there was a literal McDonald's down the street so you could skip eating at the park altogether if you wanted to cut down on the costs even more.
@@drewwhitney7327 did you skip the first half of my comment where I talk about Knott's in general being more affordable? Knott's tickets and bundles are cheaper than even Disneyland's cheapest tickets. Disney racks up the prices to an insane degree, from tickets to food to merch, because it's a large conglomerate and they're banking on various people not native to the area taking family trips there. Sure there's also a McDonald's by Disneyland, but after paying for a ticket almost double or triple from other amusement parks and having to deal with walking thru the massive crowds from Disneyland to do anything (including leaving the park for a lunch break), it's just easier to go to a smaller (and cheaper) park.
when the cast member came up, I immediately thought about all the storytime videos that Swoozie made over the years and good lord I can only imagine the stuff that happened that he hasn’t talked about.
Wow they really were never going to respect Robin William’s request to not use the genie in branding and marketing! They made an app with him!!!! Plus this is just too expensive 🥺 I’m miss being a kid!
When I first heard about Genie+, that's the first thing that came to my mind and it made me despise how Disney is currently even more. Robin got royally screwed over with Aladdin, and they still spit on his grave like this.
My whole family is broke so we were and will never be able to go to Disneyland/World just because of the cost to get in. And I love how this video shows me everything that sucks other the costs.
Everythime we had money to go to a theme park we would always go to Knotts Berry Farm and that is literally my favorite theme park and will be till I die man.
@@bag0ft0es Someone else in the comments actually went to both Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm, and said they enjoyed Knott's wayy more, so you aren't missing out it seems
I honestly am glad I never had a connection with Disney. I was too poor to ever go to Disneyland (and still am lmao) so it always baffles me when I see adults my age have such mixed feelings of love and spite over a corporation/amusement park/entertainment industry. The closest thing to Disneyland for me was always Six Flags Feista Texas or Astroworld (when it was around back in the day) but I always felt like I had more enjoyment at those amusement parks then I would at Disneyland/world just simply due to the fact you could ride the rides multiple times in a single day lol I think how they make their profit is simply advertisement that borders on Manchurian candidate levels, like some form of Stockholm syndrome-like you said, how could somebody be upset while at “the happiest place on earth”? By simply advertising it’s the happiest place, people will buy in to and believe it. When in reality it’s just an over priced theme park with great propaganda lmao
I mean, I largely disagree with the video. In spite of recent problems from Disney’s current management, the parks are still amazing, if not worth the price. The parks were never cheap, but the price gouging is also a recent thing, meaning back when it was less unaffordable, people came and fell in love with them. Now, they’re trying to come back, just ONE last time. The issue is that it’s hard to compare Disney to anything else. It’s not a typical amusement park. (Not even an amusement park at all) People don’t go for insane thrills, they go for immaculate theming and escapist dark rides, which have only recently been matched by Universal.
4:47 OMG THE OVER-PREPARERS THIS IS FACT. My high school had grad-night and my friend, who is the teenage equivalent of a Disney adult, claimed he knew how we could get on every singe ride, even though we were arriving at 11:30am. After fighting with the genie plus BS app for an hour, we were all so hungry we refused to do anything without food first. The first ride we went on was at 2pm, and it was the Winnie the Pooh ride next to splash mountain. We went on a total of MAYBE 12 rides throughout the whole day. I KNEW it wasn’t possible, I KNEW there was 0 chance of going on every ride. It doesn’t matter how much you prepare, you will NEVER go on every ride in one day, (unless you’re a celebrity, but even then, it’ll be a close one).
Overcrowding is a whole mess, i went right as covid started (my family thought it was fake and jumped at the chance, even tho i have no immune system) so it was less than 10% of the park capacity and it was incredible. We went on the same ride (Avatar) almost 10 times in two hours
The employees would be so passive aggressive. Just imagine someone with a Minnesotan accent going “Ope, I think you are a bit dim in the noggin there, space mountain is the huge mountain over there, just keep walking,ok?” And then you hear them muttering about how stupid you are
About the kid being sad part, I remember last time I went to Magic Kingdom, when we were gonna ride big thunder, there was this family of 2 kids, and 2 adults. They were gonna go on the first 2 rows. One of the kids said that he and his mom were going in the first row, and the other kid started crying for (I’m not kidding when I say this) THE ENTIRE RIDE. And the worst part, was that I was right behind the family, so I had no choice but to hear this little boy cry for the entire ride, LIKE DUDE ITS JUST SOME SEATS, YOU’LL PROBABLY GET IT NEXT RIDE OR SMTH.
Love the canobie shoutout at the end. Been my childhood park since I can remember. That park feels like you're walking through rollercoaster tycoon and I love it
Dude, you’re hilarious. And spot on. I was a street performer at MGM for 23 years. Now there is NO street entertainment anymore. Whaaaat? It is shameful. But your take is refreshing.
My favorite part of Disney is going to the Haunted Mansion and watching the kids try to be brave and not cry while holding their parents’ hands tightly. But when the lights go out, they lose it and start crying ❤️
i haven't ever been and i mean there seems to be no joy in it if it costs so much and is so stressful. staycations are the best. no cost and away from all people of every age. win-win
Extremely enjoy these long form content videos 😂 I do appreciate the original first like 9 long video styles of just whinging it and rambling for like 25 min like you did in the MRE video lol. Great videos all around tho!
as a teen who gets forced to disney, I can say safely that i’ve made a lot of friends in the line of rock’n’rollercoaster cause it’s the only thing we found fun
I only visited Florida once years ago. The hotel had water bottles sitting around the room. And a plaque under the bottles stating you will be charged $7 a piece if they are moved/opened. I was surprised to hear the soda is only $5.
7:49 you could definitely cut 500 off of that, Orlando is generally pretty safe, especially in the area around Disney, and there’s an entire industry around supporting cheap theme park tourists. I know because I’m part of that industry as an Orlando resident in college lmao
People always look so perplexed when they see me (a goth person) genuinely enjoying things like: carnivals, movies, arcades, petting zoos and especially farmers markets. It’s like their looking at a glitch in the matrix
I went once. Waited 2 hours in line for space mountain. As soon as the ride started moving, less then a minute, the lights in there went one. 10 seconds later, the ride stopped moving. 1 hour later of sitting in there waiting for someone to fix it or something but nope, the employs escorted us out through a bunch fo weird paths around to get of the ride. The most entertaining part about it was seeing the amount of hats, glasses, a few phones, and other things that got thrown out of people's hands and pockets and scattered around the floor of the ride. We got on that ride 3 hours before closing time and we were stuck there till closing time. I fucking Hate space mountian.
8:39 yeah I went to Disney when I was 2 and 4 I obviously remember absolutely nothing from the first trip and I have only the vaguest memories of the second and most of them just come from the fact the trip was unintentionally during my birthday so they’re moreso birthday memories than Disney memories
When it comes to the topic of Disney Adults vs Disney Children. Disney Incorporated told me this: The only diffrence between the two is that one has a wallet and one doesn't.
Big tip. If you don’t have any kids in your group go into the single rider lines they are so much shorter you can get in really quickly and there’s a good chance you’ll be seated together anyways
Mostly correct video, a couple of corrections: Disney has loosened up its "Disney Look" a little. While you can't have colorful hair, they are more lenient on hairstyles, beard length, and even tattoos (have to be smaller than the cast member's hand, multiple tattoos have to be spread out, and obviously they can't be inappropriate. Also there are no unpaid internships in the parks, the wages aren't great but they exist. There is a lot of good food, expensive but
Lmao it’s funny considering my dad has his arms and legs covered in tattoos and one of them is a woman with her titties exposed, and he got away with it whenever me and my family went to Disneyland
When I was a little kid and I went to Disneyland I was scared to go on a lot of the rides and I was really bored but I had to hug Pluto both days while we were there so I could be happy. It’s funny.
I went to Disney World with friends once back in 2013 as graduation gift from my friend's mom. Apparently that was one of the only years that the fastpass system actually worked. Walk to the place, get a fast pass ticket with a time on it, and come back later at that time. They would bring in 3 or 4 fastpass line people per regular line person. That way both lines would still work. The memorable part was walking around with my friends and just talking while waiting in the lines. That and the food was good. I thought Epcot was actually the most interesting since it has all the small towns based on other countries and is generally staffed by people from those countries. Otherwise, the park wasn't anything special to be honest.
5:56 Alternative PoV: you’re a child with an undiagnosed heart disease being forced to go on extreme rides that cause you physical pain to “get over the fear”
As one who vists theme parks as an enthusiast and has worked at one, I love how accurate all of this is. Though your forgot the people who fight in the parks cause it's not going their way and then they expect you to do something-
My sister’s one request when she, my mom, and I went to Disney was to each get Mickey or Minnie ears and get a picture in front of the castle. They both got theirs fast, but I needed time to find one I actually liked. Guys… stop rushing me to find overpriced Mickey ears I’m only going to wear once!
I was 12 when I went to Disney and I barely remember any of it tbh. Ahh, back in the good old days before crippling mental health issues and parental divorce.
The concept of being a closeted Disney adult makes me laugh
That's the real magic of disney
You would just find a bunch of overpriced pins hidden in a safe-
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@@AgonusLastname lmao
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My hopes of going to going to Disney were dashed at just seven years old.
My mom was pretty straight “No.we can barely afford food.”.
A lot of my classmates had disposable income, and were able to go every summer and would hardcore brag about it KNOWING I wasn’t able to go.
One girl, after bragging about how her daddy bought her everything she wanted at Disney straight up smiled at me and said “but I guess you wouldn’t know that.”.
Kids are really fucking mean to each other if they smell the SLIGHTEST of differences.
I think a lot of the older people that you see in the parks are there because they finally could afford to go on their own. I only went because someone took me while I was in high school. Honestly I was mesmerized. Growing up poor , my expectations were low. I took my kids few months ago.
"People* are really fucking mean to each other if they smell the SLIGHTEST of differences."
Here, fixed it for you.
@@bronzejourney5784 No no. Kids. Yes people are mean to each other and kids are just people that haven’t developed empathy yet. Kids are effortlessly cruel. And we are talking about childhood bullying, so to keep in context : KIDS are mean to each other.
@@NatLaS i guess me thinking of punting a kid across a football field is justifiable
@@zawarudocheesenoodle honestly yeah sometimes you just get that urge lol but as long as you don't do it, it's fine
I used to work at a local "amusement park" called Storybook Land. I use that term loosely because it's more for little kids under 10. I was a ride operator and let me tell you that the parents/adults were the worst of the customers. I literally had someone in the balloon ride stand up while the ride was 12 feet in the air and trying to come down. I had to slam on the emergency brakes and yell at a grown adult man who was trying to climb out of his seat for the roller coaster trying to climb out of it because it stopped too far ahead because we had manual breaks and had to send it around again. It's the adults that don't listen and then not watch their kids while walking around the park.
REAL ASF !! AND BC THEYRE ADULTS THEY THINK THEY HAVE AUTHORITY TO YELL AT YOU FOR KEEPING THEM FROM SERIOUSLY INJURING OR KILLING SOMEONE/THEMSELVES
I feel like I’ve seen this amusement park somewhere. 🤔
Just curious are you talking about Storyland in New Hampshire?
@@maiganmattson5836that’s what I was wondering
Was this the one in NorCal? I have family there, so I went there as a really little kid. I don't remember much about it, but I do remember thinking it was fun.
as a Floridian...we sometimes forget that families put a second mortgage on the house to travel to Florida, stand in line for hours for 50 seconds of fun, spend gobs of cash to eat, die in the humidity with kids leaving in tears and then fly home to become clinically depressed when the Amex bill rolls in. I'm at the parks because I didn't have any yardwork to do today.
Why is this so accurate?
My advice if you go to Disney World:
#1 - Don't
#2 - If you ignored advice #1 read carefully. Don't try to see every little thing in every park, one of two things will happen: you won't see everything and get mad, or you do see everything and are exhausted, stressed, and mad by the end anyway. I suggest that as a group, pick 1 park and 3 specific things to do at that park for each day you visit, be it a ride, a store, or a restaurant. This lets you prioritize shit you actually want to see/do, and if you finish early you can all explore the park freely or visit some stuff that didn't quite make the top 3.
"But then I won't be able to see everything!" That's fine, trust me, not every gift shop is totally unique, not every ride is amazing. Go do what strikes your fancy, have fun, and go home. It's a vacation, not a 100% speedrun.
ALSO DRINK WATER CUZ FLORIDA WEATHER BE SPICY AS FUCK
That is well and good to plan those 3 rides in advance. Actually, doing that while you are there, is another story
The weather is still better than Texas
@@crinklyonion1410 Spicy weather is still spicy weather regardless of where it is. Stay hydrated folks.
spicy weather
As someone who's been to Disney a lot with that person in charge who just HAS to see everything EVERY SINGLE TIME, I appreciate that the 100% speed run joke
I worked not for Disney but for a contractor to Disney once. It wasn't too bad but the actual Disney employees were striking and unionized to just get $13/hr it was sad
Me who’s literally packing to go there now:
Mmmmm yes this is a perfect video to watch
RIP
Come back to the video and let us know how expensive it was so we can check his math
@@tac2oo709 think dude from the video is just bad at math.
It's obviously gonna cost way more than that💀
My apologies
Cancel the trip or go to universal instead it’s my best advice also say at a premium universal hotel it actually has perks unlike Disney nice rooms and despite it look’s expensive it’s a quality fun experience
My grandparents paid for us to go to Disneyworld when I was like 5. We were in Florida to visit other Family and they thought "Well since you're there!". Really nice thing for them to do, grateful for it. But I was absolutely miserable the entire time I was there.
We spent our entire time in the parks hungry and dehydrated (It was a humid summer day and Dad refused to buy anything from the overpriced shops on principal), running around like our hair was on fire just so we could have the privilege of waiting in a unreasonably long line for a ride that could never live up to the hype. We did this for the entire day and none of us had fun.
The plan was to go for multiple days, but because none of the kids had fun we ended up doing other things in Florida. Kennedy Space Center and Medieval Times were my personal highlights.
fair enough, the kennedy space center slaps
ah, I haven't been to a Medieval Times in years. It was really fun
Fun spots better and way cheaper
🔥MEDIEVAL TIMES🔥💯💯💯💯
Medieval times is freaking cool (especially for people like me who have an obsession of swords)
I'll always be a Disney fan but it is sad to see how expensive Disney is today, as well as their overall reputation not being the greatest. Hopefully one day I can bring my daughter to Disney World and hoping we all have a good time.
Tell em to let go of star wars and they will gain some points back ( I just felt like complaining sorry)
I’ve heard almost everybody in my school saying “I’m going to Disney land!” And my parents in poverty are like “fuck no you aren’t going!l” and I completely understand lmaooo
True
@LivasuUsakii you go to universal world instead
I was an annual pass holder until covid and then they just shut everything down and restarted it and we have been priced the fuck out. I literally cannot afford to go. My view has changed significantly since that shift.
Can confirm, tower of terror is the most highly demanded job transfer within Disney world (there’s a waitlist to work the attraction)
I think 10 is the perfect age to go. Its right before you grow out of Disney, but youre tall enough for all the rides, youll actually remember it, and you are mature enough to understand the wait times and being told no even if youre not happy about it
I think ten is the perfect age for alot to stuff
Id say 10-12 lmao
I concur 👍🏼
@@Midnightfacility i disagree
Lmao that was the age my dad promised me we’d go and that never happened
“Yes sir the little mermaid should be white, I can’t legally disagree with you.”
Best and boldest line I’ve heard all year
Disney: Don’t break the magic!
Also Disney: No colourful hair.
cant break the magic if there is none
Mickey Mouse is Walt Disney’s fursona
@@berhonkusbardledoo beautiful just wonderful
That’s fucking hilarious
Colorful hair is more anime magic than Disney magic.
@@AdamYJ 💀
the disney collage program really helped me through my depression... i was worked to the bone and brainwashed so i didnt had time to be sad.
also the dino ride is the best ride
5 days to disney world is more expesive than a well planned 4 week trip through Europe! What a delight!
As someone trying to travel the world this gives me hope in keeping it cheap
@@puffpuffpass3214 yeah I traveled with my friends through several countries in Europe for 12 days this summer (mostly cities) using only trains and buses and we did it in just over a thousand euros. Not cheap, but still pretty good in my opinion.
Right? I went to the Netherlands earlier this year for my first solo vacation and I had way more fun. The simple actu of cycling around Amsterdam was way more bang for my buck than Disney World. Netherlands is an easy "Must go again" and I'm kinda learning Dutch so next time I go over there I'd like to try to speak some Dutch and mess it up lol
@@ambiarock590 that's really funny actually. I am Dutch. But yeah a well planned vacation to a country is so much cheaper than any of the Disney parks, and much more fun
I wonder what is more expensive. Booking a trash room in Disney Land or staying at the 7 Star Hotel in Dubai... And I am actually scared to find out.
I was in Orlando in early February for work, and a couple of coworkers wanted to go to a park for one day. We decided on Universal and had a great time. It was busy but not overcrowded. The wait times were short. The staff was very helpful and kind. The food was reasonably priced, about what you’d pay at any restaurant for a burger and fries. We got the two park tickets and I feel like I more than got my money’s worth with Wizarding World and the other rides. I have zero complaints.
We went over to Disney and got on the Monorail because that’s free and we just wanted a peek at the castle. Man, every adult on that Monorail looked MISERABLE. Can’t blame the heat, because it was cloudy and cool that day. A lot of screaming babies and disobedient children. I think there’s more pressure to have a good time at Disney because it’s so expensive. People save money their entire lives for that trip.
Why am I not surprised he's a Disney adult 🗿
Ditto. It's always us super good looking, tough guy, alpha males. Always.
@@studkickass513lmaoo
@@studkickass513 I'm a female but I can confirm being a Disney adult makes me a good looking, tough guy, alpha male.
Idk
@@MadiganinPeach One of us. One of us. Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble.
Moral of the story: Just go to any other theme park, you'll save more money.
Respectfully… the use of that cat pooper scooper thing as a microphone is how you encourage rage bait, love ya Tugg
I wasn't paying enough attention and thought he was holding a fly swatter at first...I'm pretty sure I would have been happier continuing to think so 😫
I thought it was funny af
Bro I thought is was poop at first lol
I didn't even notice
0:13 well this outfit was terrifying 😂
As a past cast member for Disney World, I can promise you that we would love to die. It's Florida, so it's hot as heck. So our shifts usually had required us to stand outside for hours at a time with the only chance for us to cool down is by drinking out of a dirty water bucket that oddly tasted like lemonade.
However, I can assure you that I also loved the interactions with the guests. I realized so many people spend insane amounts of money (Disney does too, they legit tell us this during orientation) and I will literally attempt to do a backflip if someone asked me to because they were having a bad day. I'd fall and break my neck, but as long as you got a few haha's out of it, then I'd call it a success.
And it's people like you who made the experience worth it for others. It's a level of customer service that is nothing short of awesome. I only wish the company viewed their customers the same way their employees do.
Such an epic comment, and only 1 reply and 114 likes? Nah let's fix that.
I heard about the stories where originally ypi have to share the same underwear and it's called mouseacraze
@@skootergirl22 That is the most fucking disgusting thing I have ever read. (I meant that in a funny way)
Bless your heart
I worked there as a horticulture professional intern. Worked the flower and garden festival and my sleep schedule was ruined from the late/early shift schedules ( 12am, 3am, 5 am start times). Benefit was I didn’t have to see and be Disney happy towards people as much but the whole premise of not being negative is so ironic due to Walt Disney’s own thoughts on mental health.
This guy has the most relatable opinions and that scares me
I’m just gonna say it.
Mickey Mouse is Walt Disney’s fursona.
Hol up.... let him cook
As a NH native, I'm simultaneously thrilled to see Canobie Lake Park mentioned as a cheaper alternative to Disney, while also being horrified at the idea of more people from out of state visiting
Very true
I guess people from MA are still considered in State to NH cause, MA native used to go to Canobie at least once every year and at least half the park was MA residents with som ME residents sprinkled in as well. It’s not like we were going to go to Riverside (Six Flags) when that was a 2 hour drive, when I could drive 30 minutes to CLP and never mind the value of Canobie was so much better.
If I see a single California plate in my mystical forest home state I'm going to cry.
@@PatrickR-rh8ejyeah I view it more like like a regional thing, like I’d expect basically anyone from New England, but NY is towing the line and Jersey would be over it
I’m sorry you’re from New Hampshire
The Beatles legally broke up at Disney World. While John Lennon was staying at the Polynesian Resort Hotel, his lawyers cornered him and made him sign the break-up papers that officially dissolved the Beatles partnership, so John Lennon was staring out the window at Cinderella’s Castle as he officially broke up the Beatles.
source?
@@stephanieedith2545 just look up “Beatles Breakup Disney World” and you will find hundreds of sources including Ultimate Classic Rock. It’s a heavily documented event. May Pang, John Lennon’s then-partner, has told the story numerous times, and there are photographs from the day of the event.
@@stephanieedith2545 literally the first result on google when you type in "beatles broke up in Disney world"
The Beatles Broke Up at Walt Disney World
John Lennon walks around the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World in Lake Buena Vista, Florida
That’s right. The Beatles broke up at Disney World. (Yes, those Beatles.)
They weren’t all there when it happened, of course. But still. By the end of 1974, more than four years after Paul McCartney had announced that he was leaving the band, the paperwork hadn’t yet been done, and it was getting a little ridiculous. And so, in December of 1974, a meeting was called at New York City’s Plaza Hotel - just a few blocks from where John Lennon lived. George Harrison was there in person. Paul McCartney was there in person. Having already signed the paperwork, Ringo Starr was there on the phone. And John? Well, John didn’t show. “The stars aren’t right,” he complained.
Instead, he went to Florida with his son, Julian, and his mistress, May Pang - first to West Palm Beach, and then to the Polynesian Resort at Walt Disney World, where, on December 29th, 1974, he was found by a lawyer and persuaded to ink his name onto the final page of the contract and to dissolve the most famous band in the history of the world.
@@stephanieedith2545 source is he made it the fuck up
@@theminecraftbro661 LMFAOOOOO
I remember when I went to Disney you had to reserve a chance to get on that Star Wars Rise of the Resistance thing. Every 45 minutes (I think), you could reserve a spot on the next group. When it hit that 45 minute mark, I was just outside the millennium falcon and everyone instantly stopped, pulled out their phones, reloaded the page desperately, and cheered that they got a spot. It was scary and beautiful seeing everyone just freeze and pull out their phones simultaneously. People were congratulating each other when they got a spot because of how fast the spots got taken up!
Some black mirror dystopian shit
😂 that is EXACTLY what my experience was too
I mean, I’m at DisneyLAND right now, and it’s better than waiting an entire hour in line..;-;
I never got the chance to see Disney, probably won’t with how prices are. In 8th grade my mom told myself and my 3 other siblings that we were going to Disney, and to say we were excited is an understatement. Last day of “vacation” she and her spouse drove past the turn off to the park and said “There’s your Disney trip” and kept driving
That’s both understandable but also cruel
@@darthestar8791 I agree, that's needlessly cruel
go to Tokyo Disneyland. airfare to Japan plus hotels, food, and park fees will still cost you less than American Disney world
Dont care if it was 8th grade age i would just start fucking crying if my parents where that cruel
Can we just appreciate the fact that this man is making great quality 8-12 minute videos like EVERY OTHER DAY??? Give this man some love, compliment his hair idk. Yeah, you know what, Bigg Tugg, I LIKE YOUR HAIR. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Yes. Very nice hair.
Also Mickey Mouse is Walt Disney’s fursona
Majestic fringe tufts, love em
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@@Frognade real
I will admit, I am the trivia nerd, but I was that way waaay before “Disney Adult” was even a thing online. I desperately wanted a job as an Imagineer ever since I was a kid because my family went on trips to the park multiple times when I was a kid up until I was in high school (it used to be inexpensive enough for us to take trips every Christmas, and that would be our family Christmas present). Genuinely my life’s dream was to either be a Disney animator or work on rides for the parks.
The company has so many creative people working there, but throughout the years, I heard so many horror stories about what it was like to be an employee there, in ANY part of the company, be it in the creative side, business side, or even on the grounds at the parks. Cast members always told me I’d be a great fit, but that the college program was a nightmare. Unfortunately, it got to a breaking point for me in 2020 when they basically told all their college interns from different countries that, since the parks were closing due to COVID, they we’re screwed and had to find their own ways home, and the company wouldn’t help them. They fired people who had poured their life into the parks for almost 30 years as entertainers. No job security. No thanks for the hard work they had done. As they are now, there is just no way I’d work for the company nor ever go to their theme parks again. I can appreciate the things of the past and the artistry there once was in their products, but it honestly really all sucks now. And it’s a shame greed caused a lot of this.
There’s currently a proxy war going on in the Disney board of directors. If the new management wins, there should be more consumer and employee friendly decisions made. Fingers crossed
things he mentioned as "obvious" but literally only he knows because he is in fact a hardcore disney adult:
1. difference between disneyland and disney world
2. shapeland usa, whatever that is
Shapeland USA is a reference to the Defunctland video about FastPass and how much it sucks. They used a "simulated theme park" named Shapeland USA to demonstrate why the entire system is fucked, but the twist is that it wasn't simulated at all -- they used actual recorded numbers from a random day at Disney World.
that's not hardcore disney, that's like anyone with adhd and a free afternoon level of disney knowledge lmao (i know from experience)
@@maggieeverman9913I can confirm that having too much time + adhd= useless Disney knowledge
Who doesn't know the difference between disneyland and disneyworld... they're two different parks on opposite sides of america...
@@nicholassoto7112 someone who is not from america babes
As a former Cast Member I remember how like you couldn't wear a certain tint to your glasses unless it was a prescription, and like you couldn't point when you were giving guests directions, you basically had to use your hand.
Also, try taking people's orders when there was a parade down Main Street and the machine you have to use to swipe a guest's card is broken 😂
It’s a shame he made no mention of how incredible universal has gotten for everyone involved compared to Disney despite it being more mature park my little cousin who is scared to ride but rides and loves Disney movies openly admits she love’s universal a lot more
1:58 Disney is literally influencing gambling.
“Why disney world sucks”
Continues to dress up as mickey mouse
Does not the disappointed father still love the child?
@@biggtugg i like babybells
@@biggtugg bro is working on Bible 2
@@biggtuggthat’s deep
oh god big tug is michael mouse's sugar daddy confirmed
About the kids not enjoying Disney, there are kids that legitimately don't like Disneyland. My little cousin never liked the Disney movies or Mickey or any of that. Her parents took her n her sisters, they enjoyed it but she was miserable. So yeah sometimes don't force your kids to do something they say they don't wanna do from the beginning.
When he said how annoying kids can be, and used the example of the toddler who at first wanted to meet Pluto but then changed his mind... I didn't agree with his sentiment of punching the k'd.
I used to be a really sensitive child, sometimes I would get moments of heavy doubt and anxiety that made me change my mind about things, also amplifyed by how I was kind of afraid of full face meet-and-greet characters (their huge heads didn't help my frightened mind). I can imagine myself being the little girl who changes her mind and begs her parent to no longer see Pluto. As long as the child doesn't throw a huge tantrum, there's no point in blaming the child. If anything, it's (as always) the parents' fault. If a child begs not to see Pluto, but then their parent FORCES them to go anyways, that's just cruel (bordering on abuse) and it makes me be mad at the parents, not the kid.
you desperately explaining that ur family didn’t take you to disneyland is so funny and relatable 😭😭 i’ve had a lot of experiences but not one of them came from a parent and it gets rlly tiring to explain to people so i just let me think i’m spoiled 😭
I think Disney has turned into the local trip spot now. I go to Disneyland and California adventure but I drive to California from Arizona and only do a 1 day pass so the magic is on a tight schedule. I couldn’t imagine going there as a family of 3 or 4 for several days. Even if you cut the souvenir budget to close to zero. Unless you want to be hungry most of the day, the food will get you. And trust me, if you skimp you’ll get the saddest foods. Disney can still be fun but it’s getting out of hand for most people to consider a vacation. For 3500 bucks you’re probably better off booking a Disney cruise to max out Disney fun.
Defunctland has a wonderful video essay about Disney 's fastpass and how it all went to overpriced shit
did you not watch the video
1:43
He... he literally mentions said video, calls it out and puts the whole screencap from said video in this video, pretty sure he has watched it "And if you haven't seen shapeland USA you're a dumb dumb go watch that" lol
Correction Defunctland has a wonderful CHANNEL, every video is a banger.
And yet Universal's fast pass costs 2000% more than Disney's, and fanboys there love it.
“You’re here on make a wish? Is it contagious? Cough on me.” That right there caught me off guard
I remember going to both Disneyland and Knott’s Berry Farm. I honestly enjoyed Knott’s so much more. Shorter lines meant 10 year old me was able to do every ride I wanted to multiple times! Disneyland was mostly standing in line and seeing dad die a little inside every time one of us wanted something to drink.
I’m 26 now and really want to go back to Knott’s; but flights are fuckin’ mad expensive from Australia 😅
Even the water at Disney is expensive....WHY??
Yeah, Disneyland doesn’t have rides like Xcelerator or Ghostrider.
This is so real honestly. My family lived in Anaheim and not even that far from Disneyland, but it was so damn expensive we would go to family trips to Knott's instead. Way shorter lines and it's more affordable. Plus there was a literal McDonald's down the street so you could skip eating at the park altogether if you wanted to cut down on the costs even more.
@@jvever4904there’s a McDonald’s just outside the Disneyland entrance on Harbor Blvd. what are you smoking?
@@drewwhitney7327 did you skip the first half of my comment where I talk about Knott's in general being more affordable?
Knott's tickets and bundles are cheaper than even Disneyland's cheapest tickets. Disney racks up the prices to an insane degree, from tickets to food to merch, because it's a large conglomerate and they're banking on various people not native to the area taking family trips there.
Sure there's also a McDonald's by Disneyland, but after paying for a ticket almost double or triple from other amusement parks and having to deal with walking thru the massive crowds from Disneyland to do anything (including leaving the park for a lunch break), it's just easier to go to a smaller (and cheaper) park.
I’m a housekeeper at mickeys empire and the planning sheets with hourly schedules and pre prepped outfits daily is crazy the dedication 😂
when the cast member came up, I immediately thought about all the storytime videos that Swoozie made over the years and good lord I can only imagine the stuff that happened that he hasn’t talked about.
6:58 he is using a poop scoop as a microphone 😂
As a kid who went there for Make a Wish, not gonna lie, that joke was pretty funny
My sister went and we had a blast
glad you pulled through
Yo as a cast member at Disneyland the “working at disney” scene couldn’t be any more spot on😭😭😂
Wow they really were never going to respect Robin William’s request to not use the genie in branding and marketing! They made an app with him!!!! Plus this is just too expensive 🥺 I’m miss being a kid!
When I first heard about Genie+, that's the first thing that came to my mind and it made me despise how Disney is currently even more. Robin got royally screwed over with Aladdin, and they still spit on his grave like this.
“You’re sad cause you’re wearing Mickey Mouse ears thinking about 9/11” I am DECEASED 😂 💀
My whole family is broke so we were and will never be able to go to Disneyland/World just because of the cost to get in. And I love how this video shows me everything that sucks other the costs.
Everythime we had money to go to a theme park we would always go to Knotts Berry Farm and that is literally my favorite theme park and will be till I die man.
@@bag0ft0es Someone else in the comments actually went to both Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm, and said they enjoyed Knott's wayy more, so you aren't missing out it seems
@bagoftoes2188 Dude the churros and punch are to die for
@@bag0ft0esyeah knotts is my favorite too, way less pricy and more fun than Disney.
trust me, there are many parks that are better
I honestly am glad I never had a connection with Disney. I was too poor to ever go to Disneyland (and still am lmao) so it always baffles me when I see adults my age have such mixed feelings of love and spite over a corporation/amusement park/entertainment industry. The closest thing to Disneyland for me was always Six Flags Feista Texas or Astroworld (when it was around back in the day) but I always felt like I had more enjoyment at those amusement parks then I would at Disneyland/world just simply due to the fact you could ride the rides multiple times in a single day lol
I think how they make their profit is simply advertisement that borders on Manchurian candidate levels, like some form of Stockholm syndrome-like you said, how could somebody be upset while at “the happiest place on earth”? By simply advertising it’s the happiest place, people will buy in to and believe it. When in reality it’s just an over priced theme park with great propaganda lmao
I mean, I largely disagree with the video. In spite of recent problems from Disney’s current management, the parks are still amazing, if not worth the price. The parks were never cheap, but the price gouging is also a recent thing, meaning back when it was less unaffordable, people came and fell in love with them. Now, they’re trying to come back, just ONE last time.
The issue is that it’s hard to compare Disney to anything else. It’s not a typical amusement park. (Not even an amusement park at all) People don’t go for insane thrills, they go for immaculate theming and escapist dark rides, which have only recently been matched by Universal.
4:47 OMG THE OVER-PREPARERS THIS IS FACT.
My high school had grad-night and my friend, who is the teenage equivalent of a Disney adult, claimed he knew how we could get on every singe ride, even though we were arriving at 11:30am.
After fighting with the genie plus BS app for an hour, we were all so hungry we refused to do anything without food first.
The first ride we went on was at 2pm, and it was the Winnie the Pooh ride next to splash mountain.
We went on a total of MAYBE 12 rides throughout the whole day.
I KNEW it wasn’t possible, I KNEW there was 0 chance of going on every ride.
It doesn’t matter how much you prepare, you will NEVER go on every ride in one day, (unless you’re a celebrity, but even then, it’ll be a close one).
4:27 “Can ya cough on me?” Got me dead
Overcrowding is a whole mess, i went right as covid started (my family thought it was fake and jumped at the chance, even tho i have no immune system) so it was less than 10% of the park capacity and it was incredible. We went on the same ride (Avatar) almost 10 times in two hours
Riding Avatar for the first time makes it worth it. Especially if you can ride multiple times like that. It’s the only reason I would ever go again
6:09
My dude just called out Disney Dan😂
Lol they need to just open a park in the midwest to mitigate overcrowding
The employees would be so passive aggressive. Just imagine someone with a Minnesotan accent going “Ope, I think you are a bit dim in the noggin there, space mountain is the huge mountain over there, just keep walking,ok?” And then you hear them muttering about how stupid you are
@@TheCommenterrrmidwesterners are some of the nicest people ever lmao, and if they were rude, it would be a "bless your heart" 😂
@@blue-hawaii-mc4vf I live in the Midwest. That's BS. The number of angry republican goons here is off the charts.
@@psplayer1344 you don't sound too nice to be around yourself 🤷♀️
there’s multiple six flags in the midwest. but there’s also a lot of overcrowding at those parks.
About the kid being sad part, I remember last time I went to Magic Kingdom, when we were gonna ride big thunder, there was this family of 2 kids, and 2 adults. They were gonna go on the first 2 rows. One of the kids said that he and his mom were going in the first row, and the other kid started crying for (I’m not kidding when I say this) THE ENTIRE RIDE. And the worst part, was that I was right behind the family, so I had no choice but to hear this little boy cry for the entire ride, LIKE DUDE ITS JUST SOME SEATS, YOU’LL PROBABLY GET IT NEXT RIDE OR SMTH.
Children will cry over anything, no matter what it is.
I am just absolutely flabbergasted at the cat litter scooper makeshift microphone at 6:40
Love the canobie shoutout at the end. Been my childhood park since I can remember. That park feels like you're walking through rollercoaster tycoon and I love it
3500 for two people is ridiculous and I've seen families of 5 or 6 for for a whole week I cant even imagine how much that cost
0:40 is nobody gonna talk abt this mini existential crisis tugg went through
I am grimace the goose.
I am grimace the goose.
@@grimacethegoose yeah? You’re crisscross the goose, what about it tho’
@@WillyBillyBenson no, it's grimace the goose not "crisscross the goose" silly willy 🤪
@@grimacethegoosebig fan, can I get an autograph
The Disney magic really made your cat go on a reverse snoot boop lol
I think this is actually the first full length bigtugg video I've ever watched. And I am so happy that the energy from the shorts carries over
Kid: "Mom, can we get a Mickey Mouse?? Pleeeease!?"
Mom: "No, we have a Mickey Mouse at home" (points to Tucker in costume)
Dude, you’re hilarious. And spot on. I was a street performer at MGM for 23 years. Now there is NO street entertainment anymore. Whaaaat? It is shameful. But your take is refreshing.
My favorite part of Disney is going to the Haunted Mansion and watching the kids try to be brave and not cry while holding their parents’ hands tightly. But when the lights go out, they lose it and start crying ❤️
0:34 why does pluto look like he has a shotgun
Because it's florida
Idk
i haven't ever been and i mean there seems to be no joy in it if it costs so much and is so stressful. staycations are the best. no cost and away from all people of every age. win-win
Lmao they’re not even comparable there’s no experience in a staycation it’s just a day off.
I hate people. A staycation for free is 893B times better than any intentionally-overcrowded, money-r@ping sh!thole, ever.
@@ZombiePepperonias i said before it’s the pleasant experience of not being around people
Extremely enjoy these long form content videos 😂 I do appreciate the original first like 9 long video styles of just whinging it and rambling for like 25 min like you did in the MRE video lol. Great videos all around tho!
5:36 when I was like 5 i was forced to take a picture with the mascots and I started crying for no reason
as a teen who gets forced to disney, I can say safely that i’ve made a lot of friends in the line of rock’n’rollercoaster cause it’s the only thing we found fun
Um, "forced to Disney"??? 😕
@@DrawciaGleam02 I usually have plans for the week we have to go, so I have to cancel them and tickets were already purchased
@DrawciaGleam02 you act like everyone has to like Disney 💀
@@LizzyThatB that’s how it feels some days
How the fuck are you forced to go to Disney??
I only visited Florida once years ago. The hotel had water bottles sitting around the room. And a plaque under the bottles stating you will be charged $7 a piece if they are moved/opened. I was surprised to hear the soda is only $5.
I’m so happy to see someone mention that Defunctland Fast pass video, it’s so oddly re watchable.
As a cast member at Disneyland in Anaheim, I will gladly get you in for an updated video to this lol. Love the vids man
As someone who works at a Florida theme park (not Disney) I can confirm this is absolutely accurate to all of them
8:20 I wish it was that cheap. We are going in February and its $6500 for three of us.
3:34 I had the luxury of partaking in an event that took me to the Disney back stages, seeing the parks from behind shattered the grandeur.
Hearing canobie lake park mentioned from a mainstream creator and not a new England travel or theme park channel feels so validating ❤
LOL that's me at 3:10 😭 no idea how you got this picture but i did slay
YOU'RE SO PRETTY
@@blahaj. you just made my day 😭 thank you!!
@that’s not u
@@blahaj.cap cap cap
@@Axolotlboigaming 😐
This is a great video to watch when I’m going to Disney for the first time in October
7:49 you could definitely cut 500 off of that, Orlando is generally pretty safe, especially in the area around Disney, and there’s an entire industry around supporting cheap theme park tourists. I know because I’m part of that industry as an Orlando resident in college lmao
People always look so perplexed when they see me (a goth person) genuinely enjoying things like: carnivals, movies, arcades, petting zoos and especially farmers markets. It’s like their looking at a glitch in the matrix
I went once. Waited 2 hours in line for space mountain. As soon as the ride started moving, less then a minute, the lights in there went one. 10 seconds later, the ride stopped moving. 1 hour later of sitting in there waiting for someone to fix it or something but nope, the employs escorted us out through a bunch fo weird paths around to get of the ride. The most entertaining part about it was seeing the amount of hats, glasses, a few phones, and other things that got thrown out of people's hands and pockets and scattered around the floor of the ride. We got on that ride 3 hours before closing time and we were stuck there till closing time. I fucking Hate space mountian.
Is your last name murphy like...God damn
@phinalbossbeater6710 I don't understand?? What does adam murphy have to do with this??😅
@@ComsicHatMI think they’re talking about Murphy’s Law, which goes something like “what can go wrong, will go wrong”
8:39 yeah I went to Disney when I was 2 and 4 I obviously remember absolutely nothing from the first trip and I have only the vaguest memories of the second and most of them just come from the fact the trip was unintentionally during my birthday so they’re moreso birthday memories than Disney memories
I feel like the second I walked through the gates or whatever they have I would be too overwhelmed
When it comes to the topic of Disney Adults vs Disney Children. Disney Incorporated told me this: The only diffrence between the two is that one has a wallet and one doesn't.
Big tip. If you don’t have any kids in your group go into the single rider lines they are so much shorter you can get in really quickly and there’s a good chance you’ll be seated together anyways
Mostly correct video, a couple of corrections:
Disney has loosened up its "Disney Look" a little. While you can't have colorful hair, they are more lenient on hairstyles, beard length, and even tattoos (have to be smaller than the cast member's hand, multiple tattoos have to be spread out, and obviously they can't be inappropriate.
Also there are no unpaid internships in the parks, the wages aren't great but they exist.
There is a lot of good food, expensive but
Lmao it’s funny considering my dad has his arms and legs covered in tattoos and one of them is a woman with her titties exposed, and he got away with it whenever me and my family went to Disneyland
When I was a little kid and I went to Disneyland I was scared to go on a lot of the rides and I was really bored but I had to hug Pluto both days while we were there so I could be happy. It’s funny.
I remember one twice I went to Disney florida I was around maybe 12/15 (2000s)
"No piercings. No tattoos. No unnatural hair colours." Thats me. All 3. Ah well.
CANOBIE LAKE- the best alternative to disney world, apart from the fact that there’s like two roller coasters
The worst people for me are the parents that take a baby to Disney, that kids not gonna remember anything and can ride only 2 rides
I kept thinking that when I was there
I went to Disney World with friends once back in 2013 as graduation gift from my friend's mom. Apparently that was one of the only years that the fastpass system actually worked. Walk to the place, get a fast pass ticket with a time on it, and come back later at that time. They would bring in 3 or 4 fastpass line people per regular line person. That way both lines would still work.
The memorable part was walking around with my friends and just talking while waiting in the lines. That and the food was good. I thought Epcot was actually the most interesting since it has all the small towns based on other countries and is generally staffed by people from those countries. Otherwise, the park wasn't anything special to be honest.
5:56 Alternative PoV: you’re a child with an undiagnosed heart disease being forced to go on extreme rides that cause you physical pain to “get over the fear”
8:27 for free? 👀
3:47 goddamn this part was badass especially the giant fkkng mountain part.
“I kept seeing my self in the camera and I was getting scared”
Story of my life lol.
As one who vists theme parks as an enthusiast and has worked at one, I love how accurate all of this is. Though your forgot the people who fight in the parks cause it's not going their way and then they expect you to do something-
On a fr note, the state of the parks really killed a part of my glimmering childlike wonder...
Welcome to the real world
@@mr.x2567 👌👴🤳
My sister’s one request when she, my mom, and I went to Disney was to each get Mickey or Minnie ears and get a picture in front of the castle. They both got theirs fast, but I needed time to find one I actually liked.
Guys… stop rushing me to find overpriced Mickey ears I’m only going to wear once!
I was 12 when I went to Disney and I barely remember any of it tbh. Ahh, back in the good old days before crippling mental health issues and parental divorce.