You know this song would be 10's of thousands of years old for them. They would look at these songs like we look like the Epic of Gilgamesh sung in the original sumarian.
*The Marine, preparing to engage the Chaos forces who are currently unaware of his presence...* "Alright, let's do this!" *beep beep* "ancient psalms, blessings of survival, hmmmm, I think it was in the 20K+ category......ahhhh, there you are. Perfection..." *Cues up the song & starts recording the helmet-cam footage...*
@DylanJo123 *confused head tilt* um, no. "Warhammer 1K" would be set during Humanity's first 1,000 years, from 0,000 or 0,001, depending on how you start the counting, and 0,999. That would be the 1K bracket... We are currently in the 3K bracket - the years 2,000 to 2,999... Warhammer 40K takes place between 39,000 and 39,999, around 37,000 years in the future. That's how old our music would be by then... Yes, it could be sorted into the 2K+ category, but it'll be long enough for our music to qualify for the 20K+ category too...
You really believe Spezz Mareens don't have built in earbuds? They are known as Battle Stims and are built into their helmet. They can listen to Dark Cathedral Chants and Litanies or Lorn, Acid Rain. Sometimes when they've had a minimum of 3 service studs implanted they can download atleast 30 songs, for when there are warp disturbances, but the songs must be pro Imperial nothing heretical like purple rain by a slaneshi prince for example
@@OmniGSage A Loyalist: "one step closer to the Edge! N I'm abouta BrAek!" an Emperors Children: "BrrrEAAAAKE!!" amplifiers blaring Swingin lascanon guitar" (gives him a slight smirk) (Gets shot point blank in the eye lens, and sent back to the warp)
"So that Tech-Priest wasn't so high and mighty when i started ripping her augmetics out of her-" "Hey, wait. You hear that?" "Hear...oh, yeah. What is that? ... ... "Oh, by the Dark Gods, no..."
The mere thought of a 7 foot tall 2 ton angel of death with a rocket propelled machine gun just merrily singing this while casually hacking heretics and daemons apart is equal parts terrifying and beautiful.
What I was expecting: Just some gameplay with the song in the background What I got: the most hilarious Warhammer rendition of a popular song that I have ever heard 😂 40k/10 would purge heretics to this
reminder that when scaled purely by feats, namely how many greater daemons they've singlehandedly slain, Malum Caedo is easily the most dangerous combatant in the 40k setting. significantly more than any of the primarchs, and possibly the emperor.
@@justinokraski3796The most exotic weapons Malum had were the Volkite caliver and Gravcannon, both very much rank and file weapons by Great Crusade/Horus Heresy standard.
"Why do we always have to listen to this old stuff, Sarg?" "Watch your mouth, son, this stuff is your history. It should remind you Marines what we're fight to protect." "Hey, if chaos wants to wipe out this particular part of my history, it's fine by me. Better it than us-" >Sarg bolter fire intensifies
"One day, the war will be over, and people will forget that this is the moment it turned. And it wasn't because of some Cawl invention, or because the Primarchs are returning. It was a Sternguard, named Malum Caedo, who honestly terrifies me." - Rowboat Girlyman, M41
Imagine bein soo draconic to reach levels that make your mind able to withstand direct exposition chaos shenanigans like multiple lord of change, and be able to keep functioning.
The fact this guy is literally the last canonical firstborn Sternguard veteran standing -because Guilliman got rid of them all in favor of primarysue marines- makes beating the game on last difficulty personal.
Dude, I just revisited Soulstorm. I sent my Force Commander to buy me some time while I built my defenses. That mf held off an entire wave of orks and was still swinging once I got 3 squads of marines to back him up. Seriously hurt Grimskull while he was at it. This must have been the song ringing in his ears.
Malum Caedo is a monster. Single-handedly stopping a second invasion of Graia by wiping out hundreds of daemons, heretics, greater daemons such as a plague lord and a lord of change, and a lord sorcerer. The Emperor would be proud.
I always felt there was a missed opportunity to portray Astartes as having a fundamentally different temperament prior to the Heresy and the reforms thereafter. I thought it would be a fun way to work in a bit of the Rogue Trader 80s metal style. And here it is.
I love the fact that - given how many things made it through the 41st Millenium, it would maybeeeeee be possible that this song made it to there. Malus Caedo be like : *IT IS THE FAVORITE SONG OF MY FATHER, HE LEARNED IT FROM HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM. I LEARNED IT ALL SO I CAN CHANT WHILE I PURGE THIS VILE FILTH FROM GRAIA AS GRANDAD INTENDS. NOW BE PURGED IN MY GRANDAD FLAMES*
Let's be honest, Malum Caedo is literally the doomguy of the warhammer 40k universe. In my idea of lore, he literally could beat a primarch because he just can't die, not even to insanely powerful aspects of chaos
Sir, I'm getting something from one of our marine. "Well don't just sit there, bring it up." Of course sir, right away sir............... "Is he singing?" It would seem so sir, quite well too. "Agreed leave this channel open" i was hoping you'd say that sir, i love this song.
CODEX ASTARTES DOES SUPPORT THIS ACTION
this remix*
Rowboat Girlyman : *"SHUT - "*
Things not supported by the Codex: I dunno, I can’t read them, must mean everything’s supported
Shut up leandros
WELL I CANT READ, SO FUCK IT
"Uh, Commander, does our Brother know he is on open vox?"
"Shh, let him cook."
A full course of FULLY CODEX COMPLIANT VIOLENCE
What's he cooking?
@@t-rex1019 He's cooking Lords of Change and Great Unclean Ones, currently.
@@gamerraider889 ohh yeah my bad. Who's he cooking?
Gamerraider889: "Bruh I just told you"
@@t-rex1019 A major banger.
Every Ultramarine waking up, knowing they have a Gene-father that loves them and is alive:
Me a World(ass)Eater:😢🙃😡🤬😈👿
Imperial fist :💀
Imagine knowing who your Gene-father is. 🥲
@@sethkrueger5472 that’s all fists deserve. Fuck em
Iron warriors 😩
Dead Space: You are stuck with space abominations.
BoltGun: Space abominations are stuck with you.
Actually that applies to both.
Yeah Isaac is a unit in his own right
Dude stopped an alien invasion with a repurposed surgical tool.
weaponized psychological trauma murder machine is the technical term @@SexyFace
In the first one we were stuck with the Space Abominations... In the 2nd and arguably the 3rd? _They were stuck with us and we've only gotten better._
Imagine the horror of all those heretics... to be trapped in warp with a singing (screaming) ultra-beakie.
Emphasis on the screaming
He sounds like TFS Vegeta.
Imagine an 800 pound heavily armed walking fridge rapidly approaching you at 80 miles per hour and it was Singing joyously.
@@Sonichero151 So, a noise marine?
@@VallornDeathbladeworse(if you’re a heretic)
"Your comm unit is on. I REPEAT, UNIT, YOUR COMM'S--"
"With all due respect sir, let him cook."
"YOUR COMM UNIT, IS--"
'Sir he's killing xenos as 300% efficiency...'
"..."
'...'
"...KEEP SINGING"
Chaos Sorcerer: HOW? HOW IS HE BEATING US IT'S JUST ONE SPACE MARINE!
Malum Caedo: Servitor please play Still Standing on repeat
"Do we suck or is this guy really that good?"
@@Grubnar Both!
Space marine sent alone in the warp.
Space marine : So it's an even fight.
You can kill space marine.
But you can't kill space marine will of fight.
uriel ventris vibes.
he might puke his soul out but he will also obliterate your entire warp-ridden shithole planet
That's a Named Ultramarine for you. There's nothing deadlier in the whole 40k galaxy.
The funny thing is there is indeed a space Marine in the warp who made a Daemon Prince his bitch and even chaos itself tries to ignore him
*Caldor Drago has entered the room*
“Brother, should we tell him his Vox is on?”
“No, let him cook.”
Your voice honors the emperor brother!
I could easily see “I AM STILL STANDING” as a challenge from a space marine to a chaos marine who has thought he has won
"I didn't hear no bell..."
"Emperor didn't give me a permission to die!!"
"IF THE EMPEROR HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED *ME* !"
"REMEMBER BROTHERS, DYING IS HERESY!!!"
"THIS IS THE EMPORORS WORLD AND YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED IN HIS WORLD"
Malum Cadeo : *Arrives in the warp*
Khorne: OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOYEST OF BOYS!!!
😂
Khorne: here comes THE BOY (8)
Tzeentch: * Appreciating the change in atmosphere and knowing it’s all going to plan* HELLO BOY
👍 nice h:to ref
When Malum Caedo enters the Warp, Khorne squeals like a fangirl and wants his autograph
Guilliman, Titus, Uriel Ventris and Malum Caedo single-handedly making the ultramarines beloved in the fandom again.
tbf Cato Sicarius has gotten a lot better since he came down with Ultra-Depression after spending a century stuck in the warp
You know this song would be 10's of thousands of years old for them. They would look at these songs like we look like the Epic of Gilgamesh sung in the original sumarian.
Somehow, that just makes this even better.
*The Marine, preparing to engage the Chaos forces who are currently unaware of his presence...*
"Alright, let's do this!" *beep beep* "ancient psalms, blessings of survival, hmmmm, I think it was in the 20K+ category......ahhhh, there you are. Perfection..."
*Cues up the song & starts recording the helmet-cam footage...*
@@LordCastigator
Hate to be that guy but 20k would be around the 20,000th year mark. Im assuming you mean around the 2k mark
@DylanJo123 *confused head tilt* um, no. "Warhammer 1K" would be set during Humanity's first 1,000 years, from 0,000 or 0,001, depending on how you start the counting, and 0,999. That would be the 1K bracket...
We are currently in the 3K bracket - the years 2,000 to 2,999...
Warhammer 40K takes place between 39,000 and 39,999, around 37,000 years in the future. That's how old our music would be by then...
Yes, it could be sorted into the 2K+ category, but it'll be long enough for our music to qualify for the 20K+ category too...
And here I am, an absolute fan of the Epic of Gilgamesh. Caedo needs to be Titus's Enkidu. For glory!
The harmonizing vocals instead being just guttural screaming in the background is perfection.
You really believe Spezz Mareens don't have built in earbuds? They are known as Battle Stims and are built into their helmet. They can listen to Dark Cathedral Chants and Litanies or Lorn, Acid Rain. Sometimes when they've had a minimum of 3 service studs implanted they can download atleast 30 songs, for when there are warp disturbances, but the songs must be pro Imperial nothing heretical like purple rain by a slaneshi prince for example
Thousands of Linkin Loyalist fans.
@@OmniGSage Absolute lunatics
The best part about 40k. I have no idea if you're joking! It could go either way.
@@OmniGSage A Loyalist: "one step closer to the Edge! N I'm abouta BrAek!"
an Emperors Children: "BrrrEAAAAKE!!" amplifiers blaring Swingin lascanon guitar" (gives him a slight smirk)
(Gets shot point blank in the eye lens, and sent back to the warp)
Hey purple rain is a good song
As a huge Warhammer nerd, I must Support the Codex on this.
Yes inquisitor, this one right here
@@alucardgd2831No brother! The Codex supports this!
Emperor's Children if they kept loyal.
...Or just what Rylanor used as bait to attract Fulgrim into the Materium.
This game brought some of the hardest lines out of me and some of the silliest
His voice may crack at times but his faith in Deh Emprah is as firm as AURAMITE! FOR DEH EMPRAH!
Those are not voice cracks, those are screaming heretics
He's screaming that hard to keep the whispers of the warp away
*Brother Santodes liked this.*
@@diegoolivares1081the Chaos Gods can't whisper in my ear if I'm screaming at them
"Legends and tales has it that this Marine left the Noise Marines in shock..."
And in mulchy pieces.
This is what every Space Marine forced to take the Death Oath has to sing non-stop in my head canon now
Only in silence does my duty end.
"So that Tech-Priest wasn't so high and mighty when i started ripping her augmetics out of her-"
"Hey, wait. You hear that?"
"Hear...oh, yeah. What is that?
...
...
"Oh, by the Dark Gods, no..."
It just keeps getting better. that meme was pure gold
I agree with you, loyalists dog
@@dimitrijejovanovic5939 Nice. you found me, told ya i saw this before
The mere thought of a 7 foot tall 2 ton angel of death with a rocket propelled machine gun just merrily singing this while casually hacking heretics and daemons apart is equal parts terrifying and beautiful.
"How does it feel to fight and die for your corpse emperor?!"
Ultramarine: "Euphoric"
What I was expecting: Just some gameplay with the song in the background
What I got: the most hilarious Warhammer rendition of a popular song that I have ever heard 😂
40k/10 would purge heretics to this
there are a lot of these, they are ai made
*will purge heretics to this
@@Majster4K
*must purge heretics to this
@@tdpuuhailee8222have purged heretics to this
@@magnuslauri9391*still purging heretics to this
Friendly reminder: this game is canon
NO FUCKING WAY IS THIS SHIT CANON
If I was a heretic and listened to this song before I was torn to pieces, I would be happy, I won't deny it!👍
yes inquisitor, this one right here
You are heretic tho
This unknown Marine single handedly cleanse the entire planet of Chaos
His official name is Malum Caedo
@@ianwalker8042A name that will have it's praises sang for ages, slayer of lords of change and great unclean ones!
A word bearer said he couldn’t take on the whole planet and beakie responded with “Bet?”
@@ianwalker8042his unofficial name is Skrombly, breaker of spines
hes not unknown brother IT IS HE! MALUM CAEDO! AND HE WILL FINISH WHAT CAPTAIN TITUS STARTED!
Comms: "Sir, i think he has no clue his mic is on open? should we tell him?"
Captain: "NO, Let him cook!"
reminder that when scaled purely by feats, namely how many greater daemons they've singlehandedly slain, Malum Caedo is easily the most dangerous combatant in the 40k setting. significantly more than any of the primarchs, and possibly the emperor.
Keep in mind he’s using all kinds of crazy weapons while the primarchs were hitting them with swords and fists
@@justinokraski3796Rogal Dorn with his masterly crafted Boltgun made by the Adeptus Custodes: am I a joke to you?
@@justinokraski3796The most exotic weapons Malum had were the Volkite caliver and Gravcannon, both very much rank and file weapons by Great Crusade/Horus Heresy standard.
Not the Emperor, because His blessings and power are vital to everyone else's achievements.
And to think he was only a firstborn space marine, smaller and less genetically enhanced than his Primaris brethren
"Why do we always have to listen to this old stuff, Sarg?"
"Watch your mouth, son, this stuff is your history. It should remind you Marines what we're fight to protect."
"Hey, if chaos wants to wipe out this particular part of my history, it's fine by me. Better it than us-"
>Sarg bolter fire intensifies
The Inquisitor listening into Malum's Vox comms: "Let him cook"
This . . . Is unironically my favourite version of this song.
Your last sternguard veteran in game when you roll only sixes for saves and hit rolls:
He’s still purging
0:58 wait was tha a plasmagun rocket jump?
It's funny, I can actually see Malum Caedo singing this while slaying the heretics, just having the time of his little blueberry life.
He prefers to howl in contempt at daemon spawn about how their existence demands retribution.
A 7 foot tall genetically enhanced supersoldier singing gleefully and ripping apart your squad would scare even a Chaos God
Khorne must have been weeping tears of joy, to witness such beautiful carnage and all out war synced to such a beautiful hymn.......
Well to me that is now canon and Caedo is in fact siging This song the whole time.
Imagine, a squad of terminators singing this song in unison while slaying xenos, it would be the most beautiful thing in the universe
Basically Space Hulk: Deathwing
Me and my boys dicking around in space hulk be like
39k years later and this still banging. Lore accurate for it being a holy hymn!
"One day, the war will be over, and people will forget that this is the moment it turned. And it wasn't because of some Cawl invention, or because the Primarchs are returning. It was a Sternguard, named Malum Caedo, who honestly terrifies me." - Rowboat Girlyman, M41
Such an underrated game Boltgun deserves more love
the space marine singing this will never get old I genuinely love the song
I'm becoming more of a Warhammer 40K fan thanks to this. XD
"hes our silliest ultramarine...but the best"
Imagine being some chaos sorcerer and hearing this grow in volume towards you lol
Khorne:"First of all Big Fan"
Imagine bein soo draconic to reach levels that make your mind able to withstand direct exposition chaos shenanigans like multiple lord of change, and be able to keep functioning.
The fact this guy is literally the last canonical firstborn Sternguard veteran standing -because Guilliman got rid of them all in favor of primarysue marines- makes beating the game on last difficulty personal.
Canonically caedo is stronger then a primarch
We didn't need primaris marines we just needed more caedos
"Taught him everything he knows" - Captain Titus.
The amount of joy I have felt watching this is the most joy I’ve had in a long time and all I can say is thank you GOD EMPEROR
Eldrad: “I’ve been “still standing” for over 10,000 years and counting.”
Commissar: “You don’t count, xeno.”
Eldrad: *jealous elf noises*
ABSOLUTE PIECE OF ART
It is reassuring to know that even in the grim darkness of the far future… Brother Elton is still doing his thing.
So happy i randomly started liking the 40k universe and all the things that come with it
True Genius Brother. FOR ZE EMPRAH
Finally someone made video with this AI masterpiece
Dude, I just revisited Soulstorm. I sent my Force Commander to buy me some time while I built my defenses. That mf held off an entire wave of orks and was still swinging once I got 3 squads of marines to back him up. Seriously hurt Grimskull while he was at it. This must have been the song ringing in his ears.
Captain: who is ussing the channel to sing?
Marine: bother andresius sir.
Captain: move him to channel sigma, the audio quality is better
I feel like the one reason why this game was made, was to allow 40k fans to combat the Doom Guy memes.
Well played GW.
Malum Caedo is a monster. Single-handedly stopping a second invasion of Graia by wiping out hundreds of daemons, heretics, greater daemons such as a plague lord and a lord of change, and a lord sorcerer. The Emperor would be proud.
Acolyte: Visual VoX communitcations link establish, Inquisitor. Ready to send message.
Inquisitor: Cancel the message. Let him cook.
Malum Caedo AI songs is something I never knew I needed
as far as I'm concerned, this is the only version of this song. This is an original piece of music.
Good Job
In the wh 40k universe this is an ancient classical war hymn
Can’t wait for the Space Marine 2 version of this :3
-"bobby G, caedo isn't aware that the vox is on, should we inform him"
-"no, let bro cook"
“SIRE! HE’S FVCKING BALLING!”
This pleases the God Emperor's ears
This is the absolute best thanks for taking the time to make this
when he said "AAaaAAAaaaaAAAAaaaa!" i really felt that.
WE OUT HERE PURGING HERETICS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I have been waiting for this. Someone to put the meme to the game. I’m glad I’m not disappointed, carry on soldier, doing the God Emperors work!
Truly, the Will of the Emperor was coursing through Elton John's veins as he made this song
Brother Eltonious is doing wonders for company moral
This is sooooo awesome ! Will become my new ring tone for sure ! Yeaaaah yeah yeah !
One of the Videos of all time, the noosphere is rife with likes!
Commenting just to support this amazing work
Brother elton the chapters finest morale booster
I always felt there was a missed opportunity to portray Astartes as having a fundamentally different temperament prior to the Heresy and the reforms thereafter. I thought it would be a fun way to work in a bit of the Rogue Trader 80s metal style. And here it is.
I love the fact that - given how many things made it through the 41st Millenium, it would maybeeeeee be possible that this song made it to there.
Malus Caedo be like : *IT IS THE FAVORITE SONG OF MY FATHER, HE LEARNED IT FROM HIS FATHER BEFORE HIM. I LEARNED IT ALL SO I CAN CHANT WHILE I PURGE THIS VILE FILTH FROM GRAIA AS GRANDAD INTENDS. NOW BE PURGED IN MY GRANDAD FLAMES*
Others:
“An Single Space Marine can't close and Win over an Warp Rift himself, but will you accept that?”
Malum Caedo:
“Nah, I'd Win.”
He has the voice of an angel 🥰🥰🥰
Let's be honest, Malum Caedo is literally the doomguy of the warhammer 40k universe. In my idea of lore, he literally could beat a primarch because he just can't die, not even to insanely powerful aspects of chaos
'Sir does brother Eltonis know that he's on an open channel?'
'... let him purge'
Malum Caedo: *singing Elton John's "I'm Still Standing"*
Chaos Space Marine: "Oh, i love this song!" *gets cut in half vertically by chainsword*
All we need is a version that keeps the weapon sounds. It's that little bit needed
Me, a salamander: Brothers I believe we're going to need the flamer.....the HEAVY flamer.
Noise Marines have been really quiet after this banger dropped.
The Emperor protects those who are still standing.
Ultramarine: should we help him
Chaplain: no. Let him cook
Lookin like a true survivAAAAAAAAAAAEEEHHHHH. Feeling like a little kid AAAAAAAAEEHHH
the screams in the harmonies are from chaos marines having their skulls caved in
Already Love This Cover
Great Edit
THE SCREAMS OF THE HERETICS SHALL BECOME MY THEME SONG!!!
also
GREAT VID MATE!!!
Perfect intro!
Sir, I'm getting something from one of our marine. "Well don't just sit there, bring it up." Of course sir, right away sir............... "Is he singing?" It would seem so sir, quite well too. "Agreed leave this channel open" i was hoping you'd say that sir, i love this song.
"Hey, when did they add a music station to the vox?"
"They didnt......."