Absolute Mad Lads - Mad Jack Churchill

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  • @guydude3705
    @guydude3705 6 років тому +3593

    Mad Jack Churchill is a perfect example why you always want to have a bard in your party.

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 6 років тому +151

      None of this healing word shit, Stat for strength!

    • @calarakien
      @calarakien 6 років тому +152

      Skald, my dude, bardbarian.

    • @yaboirequis
      @yaboirequis 6 років тому +13

      Facts

    • @trisheramzzt2386
      @trisheramzzt2386 6 років тому +106

      Mad jack churchill, histories first bardbarian.

    • @Paul-yn2zy
      @Paul-yn2zy 6 років тому +42

      @@calarakien he multi-classed, barbarian bard.

  • @kmg2480
    @kmg2480 6 років тому +2256

    One last anecdote of note is that during his retirement years, it is claimed that he would throw his briefcase out of his train window on the way home, to the horror of passengers and conductors alike. He did this because his back garden was adjacent to the train line, saving him from having to carry his briefcase home from the station. A true madlad.

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 6 років тому +213

      Genius

    • @Renyth
      @Renyth 6 років тому +300

      "Work smarter not harder" should be on his gravestone

    •  6 років тому +140

      *"Work Mader, not harder"

    • @atavy
      @atavy 5 років тому +37

      I did just about the same years ago when i was still in school. My mother hated me for it XD

    • @RorytheRomulan
      @RorytheRomulan 5 років тому +52

      Life hack, Mad Jack style

  • @TailedFeature
    @TailedFeature 6 років тому +3094

    WHILE BOMBS EXPLODED, HE CONTINUED TO PLAY THE BAGPIPES

    • @LazlowUK
      @LazlowUK 6 років тому +68

      And God bless him for it.

    • @Derna1804
      @Derna1804 6 років тому +51

      At El Alamein a Black Watch piper named Duncan MacIntyre was hit by two bursts of machine gun fire and was found in the morning with his fingers still on the chanters.

    • @jamesgarratt1266
      @jamesgarratt1266 6 років тому +16

      Tailed Feature and most importantly the funny thing is that it is apparently true.

    • @donradkos6655
      @donradkos6655 6 років тому +34

      What a fucking mad lad.

    • @D3w10n
      @D3w10n 6 років тому +5

      You know Failed Twat, I probably watched all your videos, and there is not a single one where you play bagpipes...

  • @mkmasterthreesixfive
    @mkmasterthreesixfive 5 років тому +3123

    Its important to note that this mad lad holds the record for last military kill with a long bow during wartime.

    • @henrymellard5647
      @henrymellard5647 4 роки тому +121

      Wait 10 years

    • @normdeeploom5945
      @normdeeploom5945 4 роки тому +85

      Papua New Guinea would like to introduce itself.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 роки тому +77

      That's it I'm bringing my bow when WW3 is announced.

    • @hrgrhrhhr
      @hrgrhrhhr 4 роки тому +28

      @Henry Mellard the aura surrounding this comment is extremely powerful

    • @aaronsilas7024
      @aaronsilas7024 4 роки тому +2

      @Dick Thick'em The Username... XD

  • @DUSKULL77
    @DUSKULL77 6 років тому +5500

    That guy was definitely a main character.

    • @IanGerritsen
      @IanGerritsen 6 років тому +244

      Damn light novel protagonists.

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 6 років тому +266

      This dude was *THE* main character.

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 6 років тому +170

      No no, he wasn’t just a main character, he was a professional playing on hard-mode because fuck it.

    • @Parth1713
      @Parth1713 5 років тому +44

      More like a side character who is way more interesting than the main character of the story. Like Auron, or Kenpachi, or that tough guy from Davey Crockett show from way back.

    • @BullsMahunny
      @BullsMahunny 5 років тому

      LOL

  • @TheTrohl
    @TheTrohl 6 років тому +1894

    There is a story I've heard about him. Apparently, after the war he worked for some company for a short time. Each day while riding the train home he would throw out his suitcase at a certain point. One time, another commuter asked him what that was about and he replied that he didn't feel like carrying his suitcase home from the train station every day, so he threw it into his garden everytime the train passed his house.
    I'm not sure where I've heard this or if it's true, but I believe it.

    • @CantSniff
      @CantSniff 6 років тому +150

      TheTrohl this is true...
      He used to try and throw he briefcase at his own back garden.
      Didnt quite work when he moved to London and had to use The Tube

    • @EoThorne
      @EoThorne 6 років тому +31

      ...Tom Scott?
      MYSTERY BISCUITS!!! Ooh yeah...

    • @fterimage
      @fterimage 6 років тому +21

      Fucking nutter.

    • @sqike001ton
      @sqike001ton 6 років тому +1

      Yea I heard that too

    • @poorinspirit1982
      @poorinspirit1982 6 років тому +40

      That's not mad, that's called a good idea

  • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
    @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 6 років тому +2585

    I want this guy to be a joke boss in some videogame. Follows you around through the whole storyline, the sounding of bagpipes signals his proximity

    • @FirstLast-cf4mi
      @FirstLast-cf4mi 6 років тому +47

      But did Mad Jack Churchill have a photo taken with Tommy Robinson tho?

    • @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
      @unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 6 років тому +110

      the real question is, did Tommy Robinson have a photo taken with Mad Jack Churchill?

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 6 років тому +57

      Im just imaging Jack being like Nemesis from RE3. just always following you and is unkillable. it would be fuckin gold

    • @RedDeadTrooper
      @RedDeadTrooper 6 років тому +70

      "Be Ware, Ye who approach the Highlands, the Song of Brave Scots signals the doom of all and the loss of hope."-Inscription on Destroyed Panzer IV (Not Really)

    • @Prismaticmind
      @Prismaticmind 6 років тому +27

      Duuuude, imagine him being your ally the whole game and boss at the end when you say the fighting is done and war is won. Alternate ending? You manage to beat him.

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega97 5 років тому +3779

    *Jack Churchill enters battlefield*
    German troops: New objective: survive

    • @codysurber1818
      @codysurber1818 5 років тому +17

      Valhalla was Scandinavian (Sweden, Norway, and Denmark) heaven. Historically speaking he wouldn't have believed in it because it wasn't his culture, also if he's Christian he wouldn't have believed in it. THEREFORE he would have gone to the heaven he believed in.

    • @vercingetorixsonofavernia6598
      @vercingetorixsonofavernia6598 5 років тому +42

      cody surber wrong comment mate. You meant to put this on the thread right above this one.

    • @doobyjohnson644
      @doobyjohnson644 5 років тому +40

      Absolute mad lad puttin his comment in the wrong thread

    • @jacobpetrin9981
      @jacobpetrin9981 5 років тому +8

      By the way it’s not new objective: survive its “current objective: survive”

    • @scooterdescooter4018
      @scooterdescooter4018 5 років тому +2

      new objective: PANIC! FUCKIN PANIC!

  • @TheMultiverseGaming1
    @TheMultiverseGaming1 6 років тому +903

    you forgot to mention that Jack Churchill was the last person to kill a man in war with a bow, which is a remarkable feat if you ask me.

    • @fenrir7969
      @fenrir7969 6 років тому +97

      Actually bows have been used in smaller wars and battles since then, but, if you are talking about the English longbow specifically, you are correct.

    • @jameskazd9951
      @jameskazd9951 6 років тому +46

      yeah im sure insurgents in the middle east and possibly even viet cong in nam have used bows. they are easier to make than guns and also have the benefit of being almost silent

    • @chen9979
      @chen9979 6 років тому +14

      doubt it, middle east and africa seem to have an inflation of AKs and russian weapons, war seems to be lead more by a will to fight but laziness in everything that has to do with maintaining the shape of vehicles, guns and almost everything

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 6 років тому +44

      Obviously incorrect. John Rambo devastated the Viet Cong with his compound bow and grenade tipped arrows.

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 6 років тому +2

      I just finished reading the novel of First Blood Part 2 (which is weird because in the first novel, Rambo dies). There's a whole 2 chapters dedicated to David Morrell the author masturbating over how awesome Rambo's compound bow is... also a vietnamese man and a russian both ejaculate during the torture scene ¬.¬

  • @venomgeekmedia9886
    @venomgeekmedia9886 5 років тому +1220

    Wermacht: it would take a claymore wielding madman in a kilt to get the better of me!
    Churchill: how fortunate.

    • @IIIVI
      @IIIVI 5 років тому +25

      @Goosecore Not at all man, he took an MG bullet to the neck. I think he'll be alright.

    • @hatch8011
      @hatch8011 5 років тому +23

      @Goosecore Luck alone doesn't get a man through 6 years of warfare, let alone a man wielding a sword, bow and big fuck off bagpipes. This guy, despite his madness was skilled.

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 4 роки тому +25

      @@hatch8011 for one to survive all that takes balls so large that no fucken kilt could ever cover them up

    • @ryank1273
      @ryank1273 4 роки тому

      Churchill has entered the chat.

    • @thedcrthriko
      @thedcrthriko 4 роки тому +4

      isnt that from blackadder

  • @TheLeadhound
    @TheLeadhound 5 років тому +3040

    This is literally just the scottsman from Samurai Jack.

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 років тому +220

      He was the inspriation for the charcter.

    • @TheLeadhound
      @TheLeadhound 5 років тому +84

      @@vladtepes2667 really? That is awesome!

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 років тому +61

      @@TheLeadhound It makes to much sense to me ill do some research later I gotta go to work now.

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 років тому +3

      @Известный борщ бабушки Nice

    • @privateuser7
      @privateuser7 5 років тому +14

      @Известный борщ бабушки that's the same character.

  • @nowheredan27
    @nowheredan27 5 років тому +1499

    "Hanz, do you hear that weird noise?"

  • @sixadamra
    @sixadamra 6 років тому +700

    "mad jack doesn't really do stealth missions"
    Quote of the century right there

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 5 років тому +9

      "Stealth is always optional." -probably Mad Jack

    • @1973Washu
      @1973Washu 5 років тому +4

      If nobody survives to tell the tale of your passing then it is a kind of stealth

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby 5 років тому +2

      It's still stealth if nobody survives to report it

  • @johno121o
    @johno121o 5 років тому +908

    "If it wasn't for those damned yanks, we could of kept the war going for 10 more years". Jack was a honey badger in a past life for sure 😂

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 роки тому +26

      And is probably a honey badger now too.

    • @boabdownunder
      @boabdownunder 4 роки тому +18

      Genuinely burst out laughing when he said that, fucking nutcase haha

    • @zhubacca
      @zhubacca 4 роки тому +5

      Le honey badger meemee hahahahaha hilarious

  • @misomalu
    @misomalu 5 років тому +720

    You don't win a fight by being better armed, you win a fight by out-crazying the other guy.

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 3 роки тому +15

      You win a fight by arming the crazier guy better

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 3 роки тому +10

      It's arms x crazy, the part of sun tzu the later emperors just burned

    • @long-hair-dont-care88.
      @long-hair-dont-care88. Рік тому +1

      Crazy an armed both help but so does intelligence wisdom strength so on so froth. But personally I love being blessed by God an Christ with great luck an intuition. 😊

  • @kylechristenson6927
    @kylechristenson6927 5 років тому +663

    Is there ever a time where you wish real life footage could've been caught more than Mad Jack's claymore charges

    • @admechskitarii6967
      @admechskitarii6967 5 років тому +42

      Kyle Christenson not even holding my first born son would bring me as much joy

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 5 років тому +56

      There is a photo of him running up a beach with his sword in hand.

    • @The-kr9rb
      @The-kr9rb 5 років тому +7

      @@G-Mastah-Fash I need this.

    • @Mbeluba
      @Mbeluba 4 роки тому +6

      @@G-Mastah-Fash gib

    • @troublesome3379
      @troublesome3379 4 роки тому +8

      I saw old footage of him playing his bagpipes on a ship.

  • @JackSardonic
    @JackSardonic 5 років тому +4584

    Without a doubt, this dude is in Valhalla.

    • @SpiraSpiraSpira
      @SpiraSpiraSpira 5 років тому +153

      Lance Clemings not for lack of trying!

    • @daikansanchez7674
      @daikansanchez7674 5 років тому +22

      Watch the saga of Bjorn

    • @Burning_Dwarf
      @Burning_Dwarf 5 років тому +57

      @@daikansanchez7674 aka the cutest viking cartoon ever
      But indeed Jack is sadly not in Walhalla, dying in battle is kind of the deal there, but i bet that helheim is as boring to him as it is to Björn

    • @ruffmansavageveteran1345
      @ruffmansavageveteran1345 5 років тому +36

      What are you talking about? He probably runs Val halla by now.

    • @Eustacebounty
      @Eustacebounty 5 років тому +14

      Matthew McCauley you only get into Valhalla if you die an honorable death, dying unhonorably sends you to helheim

  • @SniperSpy10
    @SniperSpy10 6 років тому +274

    Churchill did not die, His soul just got to bored and went on to find something else, Some medians say he is currently in hell, laying Siege to Satan's front door.

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 6 років тому +23

      As a medium of the plains, I confirm this. He is currently cooking the dark legion for lunch, waiting for the wuss that is Satan to face him.
      P. S. He is still wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.

    • @SniperSpy10
      @SniperSpy10 6 років тому +10

      Successfully playing Through The Fire And The Flames and twice the speed

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 6 років тому +9

      @Eepos Angel Let me check again.
      Yup, he found the backdoor. It was unlocked. Satan has been taken prisoner. Mad Jack Churchill has now become the new devil and will run afterlife punishment through trials of ordeal instead of pointless torture for eternity.

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 6 років тому +4

      *(BAGPIPE MUSIC INTENSIFIES!)*

    • @winsys3210
      @winsys3210 6 років тому +13

      SniperSpy10
      Mad Jack Churchill is secretly the Doom Slayer

  • @dead_again9839
    @dead_again9839 6 років тому +443

    im feeling unbelievably patriotic about a country i've never even been in
    it's most likely the bagpipes

    • @johnthecrazed5679
      @johnthecrazed5679 6 років тому +12

      That how we British feel after watching an American film.

    • @pykamirulol
      @pykamirulol 6 років тому +1

      John the Crazed You wouldn’t find anyone but a Scot doing this, mate.

    • @pykamirulol
      @pykamirulol 5 років тому

      @zipZIP If that's the case, I'd happily give him the title.

    • @JohnMacbeth
      @JohnMacbeth 5 років тому +2

      @@pykamirulol He was probably a patriotic Brit you know all of us united. He obviously admired you Scots and your tradition of bagpipes as do I (I'm Cornish). Taking in a Scottish broad sword and bagpipes along with an English longbow perfectly represented a British nutcase on a mission!

  • @NinthSettler
    @NinthSettler 5 років тому +539

    Imagine the morale boost of having this mad lad as your officer

    • @Gunners_Mate_Guns
      @Gunners_Mate_Guns 3 роки тому +26

      Exactly
      Just as it was when Sergeant York took control and saved his men when they were getting mown down by German machine guns.
      His men were so moralized by his extreme heroism that they only a day or so later captured over 130 Germans, even though the G.I.s only numbered twenty or so.
      Leadership matters.

    • @legatoblue8077
      @legatoblue8077 Рік тому +5

      I'd gladly die following such an absolute badass

    • @charlesjmouse
      @charlesjmouse Рік тому +1

      True, although I'd wonder if he was one of those buggers who is forever surrounded by trouble that somehow only sticks to those around him.

  • @saintbulmers665
    @saintbulmers665 6 років тому +965

    killed by an arrow. wow
    he must have been one
    sour kraut

    • @endless3cho
      @endless3cho 6 років тому +4

      Nicely done, gents.

    • @stevenmcguinness4751
      @stevenmcguinness4751 6 років тому +4

      Get Out

    • @jimmy37591
      @jimmy37591 6 років тому +7

      @AlphaChocolateTruffle sourkrout is a German food that consists of fermented cabbage and other ingredients. An angry or captured German is a sour krout while the German shooting at you is a fucking krout bastard according to the slang of the allied forces.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 6 років тому

      Welp, so much for being an adventurer.

    • @Aries13XIII
      @Aries13XIII 6 років тому +1

      I think you should leave,
      the planet

  • @milestehmad117
    @milestehmad117 6 років тому +481

    Shout out to the member of the Scottish hate crime unit that gets paid to watch this. Your not working for Airstrip one at all.

    • @AutumnDutch
      @AutumnDutch 6 років тому +40

      He/she is probably a fan of his channel by now

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 6 років тому +4

      I'd correct your use of ''your'', but I imagine under Newspeak their would be only one ''your''. And probably only one ''there'', come to think of it. After all, people arguing terms leads to thought, and thought leads to thought crimes.

    • @soygato2722
      @soygato2722 5 років тому +1

      Otter's Vintage All-Sorts We're not nazis. So fuck off

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 4 роки тому

      @@hypnotised-clover did you know Count Dankula is a communist?

    • @hypnotised-clover
      @hypnotised-clover 4 роки тому +4

      @@msstarlight4770 Pretty sure he's a libertarian, as he said himself.

  • @hcnuup
    @hcnuup 6 років тому +374

    I love the Mad Lads series and I genuinely hope it will not end anytime soon. The biggest of the reasons I follow your channel is because of the bullshit around your existence, but this is a series I'd watch even if you were a no-name UA-camr. Please keep making these.

    • @jabyalex7868
      @jabyalex7868 5 років тому

      Professori it’s my favourite thing now ahahah

  • @odinkarrtheviking8274
    @odinkarrtheviking8274 5 років тому +313

    "I'm not coming back a bloody 3rd time"
    You're damn right that's extremely British XD

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 4 роки тому +27

      Honestly, they shoulda listened to him. If you see an angry scotsman treversing War-Torn France in search of his sword, you best take heed of what he says.

    • @Iamtheliquor
      @Iamtheliquor 4 роки тому +3

      Snazzy Jovial Wyrm he wasn't Scottish

    • @ALBA-js3um
      @ALBA-js3um 4 роки тому +17

      I am the liquor His parents were Scottish. He was certainly Scottish with regards to culture. Playing the Great Highland Bagpipes and carrying and Scottish Broadsword into battle. He also served in multiple Scottish regiments.

    • @ragingtoastnextgen1458
      @ragingtoastnextgen1458 4 роки тому +3

      RFC72UB he parents wasn’t Scottish least his dad wasn’t

    • @ragingtoastnextgen1458
      @ragingtoastnextgen1458 4 роки тому +4

      He just loves Scotland and Scottish culture which fair play to him

  • @earlgreystoke3324
    @earlgreystoke3324 6 років тому +1613

    The UK needs its Mad Jacks now to save herself.

    • @oz4087
      @oz4087 6 років тому +27

      The mad lads within brits are waiting for the triger.

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 6 років тому +15

      Did you assume the country's gender?

    • @earlgreystoke3324
      @earlgreystoke3324 6 років тому +10

      not a truck Yep! Sure did!

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 6 років тому +12

      @@earlgreystoke3324 you fucking bigot

    • @ISCREAM.STORE1
      @ISCREAM.STORE1 6 років тому +5

      No one is mad enough to even try, even an army of mad Jack's wouldn't be enough to get us out of this one this time! We be doomed!

  • @tsoliot5913
    @tsoliot5913 5 років тому +763

    Note: he had a basket hilted broadsword, not a longsword. The basket hilted broadsword is a traditional weapon of Scotland, and is sometimes called a claymore.

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 5 років тому +45

      Both of those swords were called claymores in Scotland.

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 5 років тому +4

      Ah, I pictured a Dark souls version of a claymore. Shame, dude lost a bunch of coolness points..

    • @neoniohnn
      @neoniohnn 5 років тому +24

      Ye he fought with a claymore a fucking claymore

    • @antbrygger
      @antbrygger 5 років тому +3

      @@talknight2 longsword != claymore

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 5 років тому +3

      @@antbrygger Type 'claymore' into Google Image Search and come back to me.

  • @_s_9920
    @_s_9920 6 років тому +488

    pretty sure this was the prequel to Doom

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 6 років тому +56

      This was the first Wolfenstein game.

    • @rushthezeppelin
      @rushthezeppelin 6 років тому +7

      Doomslayer beta version lol

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 6 років тому +9

      Scar “Highland slayer”

    • @humblebumble8192
      @humblebumble8192 6 років тому +1

      He's descended from the Goblin Slayer

    • @thymii
      @thymii 6 років тому +1

      Maybe he would be like the Doom guy's grandpa or something

  • @SteamCheese1
    @SteamCheese1 5 років тому +162

    Even Odin would be like "POUR HIM SOME MEAD, I LIKE THIS LAD!!!"

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 років тому +9

      Isaia M he definitely is in Valhalla

    • @quarterofdisorder
      @quarterofdisorder Рік тому

      Cringe. Churchill is beyond some fake God. Christ is king

  • @sootycure
    @sootycure 6 років тому +420

    My Grandad was a Royal Marine Commando - and he served with Mad Jack in Italy, Yugoslavia and Burma. He heard Jack playing Will Ye No Come Back Again :)

    • @acedia_14
      @acedia_14 5 років тому +51

      C I T A T I O N N E E D E D

    • @benjaminstorace6699
      @benjaminstorace6699 5 років тому +7

      @@acedia_14 If true that would be wowing, though.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 5 років тому +2

      Any other stories about Mad Jack?

    • @johnbull1568
      @johnbull1568 5 років тому +82

      @@NodDisciple1 My grandad met him as well, although he didn't have any stories about him, he did tell me another story which always stayed with me.
      My grandad was out in Burma for 6 years or so, he caught the tail end of the war, and then became a guard at what was apparently at the time the biggest POW camp in the world, at Rangoon. One day, he was at the main gate doing his guard duty, and hundreds of communist locals turned up in the distance, intent on jailbreaking the whole camp which contained thousands of prisoners. My grandad was stood there with a few other guards, and as a sergeant, he was in charge of the guards. He sounded the alarm, and then prepped a defence with 5 or 6 men at this main gate, which would have been absolutely futile against a large hostile force, but there wasn't much else he could do. Anyway, this communist force started advancing toward the camp from a few hundred metres away, and all my grandad and his men could do was watch them get closer and closer, knowing they were about to die.
      This went on for a few minutes, and my grandad's men were joined by a dozen or so guards from within the camp, but all the other guards had to stay inside to watch over the prisoners. When the communists started getting within firing range, the guards started shooting at them, but they still kept advancing slowly. At this point, my grandad heard an engine on the main road off to the side of the gate, and a lone British tank came chugging along. The tank commander quickly surmised that the shit was hitting the fan, and parked right in front of the guards, and aimed the gun turret in the direction of the communists. On seeing this, the communists shat their pants, ran away, and never came back again.
      What the communists didn't know, was that the tank was on it's way to be repaired, and it had no ammo on board. It just happened to be passing as all this was happening, and thanks to the quick thinking of the tank commander, my grandad and his men survived and it means I'm around to tell the story. The tank commander's name was Captain Kirk, and my grandad not knowing the first thing about Star Trek, always wondered why I found that funny.
      Sorry I don't have a Mad Jack Churchill story, but I always liked my grandads. Different breed those guys.

    • @dragandjordjevic2174
      @dragandjordjevic2174 5 років тому +3

      sootycure Can I contact You somehow? I am interested in some more info on the topic You might have.

  • @killerbug2201
    @killerbug2201 5 років тому +2338

    archery 100
    one handed 100
    *bagpipes 100*

    • @hugomendes655
      @hugomendes655 5 років тому +16

      I thing claymore is more a two handed sword mate.

    • @ic6721
      @ic6721 5 років тому +27

      Fucks given 0

    • @fucc5175
      @fucc5175 5 років тому +17

      Hugo Mendes
      He used the claymore with one hand

    • @lorax8172
      @lorax8172 5 років тому +14

      @@hugomendes655 It wasn't a claymore, it was a longsword

    • @Malouco
      @Malouco 5 років тому

      This sounds like the first fake mad lads! The cr

  • @dimitrilium3912
    @dimitrilium3912 6 років тому +661

    You got it wrong, Japan didn't care about the atomic bombing, they where actually more scared of Mad Jack Churchill coming for them.

    • @Pop013
      @Pop013 6 років тому +7

      And ya boi Joseph....

    • @riverstyxarmory9782
      @riverstyxarmory9782 6 років тому +18

      Funnier than that, we only developed 3 bombs. 1 was tested, 2 were dropped, but Japan didn't call our bluff that we had more. They surrendered because we bullshited them.
      I mean, the two empty plots of land that used to be cities helped, but we still lied.

    • @riverstyxarmory9782
      @riverstyxarmory9782 6 років тому

      @Dcard Dcardian read my post.

    • @cupcake8867
      @cupcake8867 6 років тому +6

      River Styx Armory Japan actually surrendered because the Russians were coming from the north. Seriously, who doesn’t surrender after the first nuke is dropped.

    • @riverstyxarmory9782
      @riverstyxarmory9782 6 років тому +4

      @@cupcake8867 well, when you tell the people that you're effectively a god on Earth long enough, and tell everyone that no one can beat your military might, you may eventually believe your own lies.

  • @YourFriendToodles
    @YourFriendToodles 5 років тому +319

    Mad Jack falls under "Chaotic Good"

    • @godemperortrump6932
      @godemperortrump6932 3 роки тому +25

      More like chaotic chaotic

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 3 роки тому +11

      @@godemperortrump6932 Yeah, the "without the damn yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years" disqualifies him for "good". In fact, it gets him close to the "evil" side.

    • @skylerstevens8887
      @skylerstevens8887 2 роки тому +4

      Chaotic Neutral he loved war but wouldn't harm noncombatants

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 2 роки тому +2

      @@KaeYoss No, that just makes him chaotic neutral. He'll fight for the good guys but that doesn't stop him from making the fight bigger.

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 2 роки тому

      @@richardmillhousenixon I did write "close to the evil side", not "on the evil side"...

  • @oddian-13
    @oddian-13 6 років тому +776

    Can we replace the bionic lady in battlefield with Mad Jack?

    • @YourPrivateNightmare
      @YourPrivateNightmare 6 років тому +92

      Bagpipe DLC or we riot!

    • @monkofdarktimes
      @monkofdarktimes 6 років тому +10

      You cant replace someone like him

    • @Taluien
      @Taluien 6 років тому +40

      I'd also accept Audie Murphy, Simo Häyhä or Otto Skorzeny.

    • @nutritiousnut
      @nutritiousnut 6 років тому +56

      Don't insult him by putting him in that joke of a game

    • @dcorica79
      @dcorica79 6 років тому +34

      Dam straight.. All these REAL heroes & battlefield makes unrealistic steampunk ones..
      Its just like the pearl harbor movie.
      All the REAL stories from that day & Michael Bay uses a lame love triangle as the backdrop..

  • @dougalmedia
    @dougalmedia 6 років тому +359

    Mad Jack Churchill as the protagonist for the next WW2 FPS :P

    • @pontificusrex1501
      @pontificusrex1501 6 років тому +40

      He's already in Battlefield V, They just retconned him into a one-armed chick with a cricket bat.

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 років тому +13

      I want the real Mad Jack. I said the real Mad Jack. Perfection.

    • @dandolanphotography8983
      @dandolanphotography8983 5 років тому +2

      First Person Sword Fight ;)

    • @_DixonCider
      @_DixonCider 5 років тому +1

      @@pontificusrex1501 . Man, you beat me to it. :-D
      I was going to say a 15 year old girl and her MILF mom.

    • @thewelsh-lad8719
      @thewelsh-lad8719 5 років тому +1

      Ww2 themed doom game.

  • @poweredbybooze6215
    @poweredbybooze6215 6 років тому +341

    He was also the last person to kill a person with an English Longbow in a war. The dude was a MAN!

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 5 років тому +37

      Not 'last', 'latest'.
      I've a few year left in me......

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j 5 років тому +12

      Very bold of you to say last.

    • @themadhammer3305
      @themadhammer3305 5 років тому +4

      @@chrisbingley latest and last are pretty much interchangeable here. Though an archery kill in battle now would likely be a modern type of how rather than a traditional longbow

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 5 років тому +7

      @@themadhammer3305 depend on the archer, I far prefer a longbow. That said, I do occasionally pull out the Mongolian recurve for a change of pace.

    • @themadhammer3305
      @themadhammer3305 5 років тому +3

      @@chrisbingley I've got a modern breakdown recurve bow from when I used to take part in archery alot. Never actually seen a longbow or Mongolian recurve bow in the flesh so never had a chance to use one

  • @sumvs5992
    @sumvs5992 5 років тому +240

    British command: so could you go in quietly this time
    Mad Jack: sure
    MJ in battle: *bagpipes intensify*

    • @99shadowviper
      @99shadowviper 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @tamworth1025
      @tamworth1025 5 років тому +5

      When you put MJ I just think of Michael Jackson playing bagpipes 😂

    • @Cheesecakeman105
      @Cheesecakeman105 5 років тому +7

      They asked if he could. Not if he WOULD.

  • @samuelstout8375
    @samuelstout8375 6 років тому +47

    "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed."
    This quote (along with the associated picture) has stuck with for years.

  • @chrlie557
    @chrlie557 6 років тому +812

    Reminds me of the guy that captured a whole city by himself

    • @paulgiannunzio7715
      @paulgiannunzio7715 6 років тому +125

      That's the Canadian Leo major you are thinking about.

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 6 років тому +55

      Holy shit that is a fun wikipedia article to read.

    • @paulgiannunzio7715
      @paulgiannunzio7715 6 років тому +25

      @@jiffylou98 if you like that read another badass canuck Tommy Prince

    • @paulgiannunzio7715
      @paulgiannunzio7715 6 років тому +20

      @@DracoTheBlack Yup they dont make badass like they used to.

    • @user-cm8en8or1p
      @user-cm8en8or1p 6 років тому +1

      ALFRED WINTLE

  • @mahobgood30
    @mahobgood30 6 років тому +740

    Can we get a ww2 fps with mad jack as an unlock able character

    • @GeometryDashProgam3r
      @GeometryDashProgam3r 6 років тому +27

      Ma Hobgood final boss*

    • @candidcomments292
      @candidcomments292 6 років тому +2

      Omg yes

    • @Cdog-
      @Cdog- 6 років тому +2

      Ma Hobgood that would be amazing

    • @cdj6283
      @cdj6283 6 років тому +11

      Ma Hobgood he would be too op

    • @oddbark
      @oddbark 6 років тому +25

      @Geometry Dash Progam3r no cause that would imply that he could lose

  • @bonarchy297
    @bonarchy297 4 роки тому +445

    Mad Jack was probably really looking forward to dueling a Japanese officer one on one.

    • @JohnMiller-zr8pl
      @JohnMiller-zr8pl 3 роки тому +66

      So he was trying For Honor or a what if... Highlander vs Samurai

    • @MrBlueBurd0451
      @MrBlueBurd0451 2 роки тому +28

      MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAME

    • @gretasstolendreams2154
      @gretasstolendreams2154 2 роки тому +3

      Would’ve been good sport

    • @BenCarverGraphics
      @BenCarverGraphics 2 роки тому +9

      Here we are.... Born to be kings

    • @cringenfreudedesade5199
      @cringenfreudedesade5199 2 роки тому +15

      @@MrBlueBurd0451 I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON, I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAADE

  • @screggyn7776
    @screggyn7776 6 років тому +186

    He got the last official kill with the longbow in war.

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm 6 років тому +10

      respect

    • @cesarlacome9383
      @cesarlacome9383 6 років тому +12

      When WW3 starts i will take that title. In fact I'll get a bigger sword and run at the enemy wearing a cowboy outfit, hat and all.

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 6 років тому +8

      bah, i'll invent a vibroblade to get the first tank-kill with a bladed weapon

    • @Hazelw0lf
      @Hazelw0lf 6 років тому +1

      Declan Toon so far...

    • @ChoseDeath
      @ChoseDeath 6 років тому +1

      That's so cool. I know we used recurve bows in Vietnam, but no longbows.

  • @Ringworm1281
    @Ringworm1281 5 років тому +2170

    This dude needs a Sabaton song.

    • @Galaxy--Bug
      @Galaxy--Bug 5 років тому +81

      Omg you’re right

    • @Galaxy--Bug
      @Galaxy--Bug 5 років тому +117

      I think the bagpipes might work well in a rock song

    • @ask-ingarbhn6855
      @ask-ingarbhn6855 5 років тому +118

      Sabaton actually has a song with bagpipes allready, it's called blood of bannockburn

    • @shugo541
      @shugo541 5 років тому +75

      Richard Wilson AC/DC - long way to the top
      Sabaton - blood of bannockburn
      Apocalypse Orchestra - Garden of earthly delights (particularly good)

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 5 років тому +8

      I'm sure they'll make one eventually.

  • @VladtheWild
    @VladtheWild 6 років тому +321

    You would make a fantastic History teacher! Professor Dankula.

    • @maledictvm4086
      @maledictvm4086 6 років тому +2

      too bad the professor copied his lecture word for word from Doctor Wikipedia. Disappointing

    • @TotallyNotALlama
      @TotallyNotALlama 6 років тому

      And didn't even get the details right

    • @VladtheWild
      @VladtheWild 6 років тому

      Yea, because we were there to witness Mad Jack for ourselves.

    • @TotallyNotALlama
      @TotallyNotALlama 6 років тому

      @@DaysOfDarknessUK bagpipes on the beaches story wasn't mad Jack

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 6 років тому +1

      Luci3nTv turns out, everyone in his class gets trained to get excited when he says “should we gas th Jews?”

  • @WillPittams
    @WillPittams 5 років тому +59

    You missed the best part of his Dunkirk experience, he disappeared for a while and returned to Dunkirk on a stolen motorcycle with a German officer’s cap draped on its headlight

  • @epicdude1944
    @epicdude1944 6 років тому +415

    The dude that captured 40 nazis with a sword.... mad lad.

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 5 років тому +20

      It was 72 actually, he was mad after all, he had a passion for chopping, only 41 survived lol

    • @redjfulfer5577
      @redjfulfer5577 5 років тому

      Arie Callens
      Leo Major: Hold my beer...

    • @joeSmashman
      @joeSmashman 5 років тому

      Dam!!!

  • @DustyPazner
    @DustyPazner 6 років тому +449

    You got it a bit wrong dank he didn't bring a sword to a gunfight... he brought a sword to the deadliest conflict known to man kind ww2

  • @loverofallsouls1913
    @loverofallsouls1913 6 років тому +89

    I can image this man storming the German line playing the pipes. then busting open a bunker door still playing and a scared German shoots him through the bag pipes. Then Churchill looks down sees the bullet wound looks back up at the German throws the ruin pipes to the side and drawing his sword whilr saying "you done fucked up lad." and proceeds to massacre the entire force in the bunker like vader did at the end of rogue one all the while the Germans are trying their best to kill him and get out of the bunker.

    • @rossholt9352
      @rossholt9352 6 років тому +9

      Mad Jack would win a dual against Vader.

    • @mummel2013
      @mummel2013 6 років тому +2

      I can imagine a Britain about to surrender being rescued by the americans, again...which they then look down on because they have a more open mind toward "freedom"...get your country together...

  • @TankDragonSherman
    @TankDragonSherman 5 років тому +109

    Jack Churchill appears playing the bagpipes
    German soldiers: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @alexubel
    @alexubel 6 років тому +200

    My God! The man was Captain Britain.

    • @LDwestwood1986
      @LDwestwood1986 5 років тому +7

      Haha just swap the shield for the sward

    • @joeSmashman
      @joeSmashman 5 років тому +2

      Yes! I Agree, This Man was Definitely Brits Best! I Bet Many Men wish they could be as BadAss!

  • @anotherzombi
    @anotherzombi 6 років тому +216

    You should do an Absolute Mad Lad on Miyamoto Musashi, a japanese bloke who killed another famous swordsman with a wooden blade he carved out of an Oar that he used to get to the island they were scheduled to duel on.

    • @sandyrat
      @sandyrat 6 років тому +5

      What about Zatoichi, the blind samurai who had a straight katana made so the sheath would look like a walking stick?

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 6 років тому +37

      What about him? Zatoichi is a fictional swordfighter from a book. Miyamoto Musashi is a real sword fighter who wrote a book.

    • @breadenjoyer4524
      @breadenjoyer4524 6 років тому +4

      How'd he get back from the island?

    • @Immor7alBG
      @Immor7alBG 6 років тому +35

      Fast travel

    • @avukovic84
      @avukovic84 6 років тому +4

      You forgot how Musashi killed whole Yoshioka school by himself

  • @paleemperor5379
    @paleemperor5379 6 років тому +222

    You should do a madlad episode on Simo Häyhä, a simple Finnish farmer who became a sniper when the soviets invaded Finland and he ended up killing 500 commies with a rifle and 200 more with a SMG. The soviets were terrified of him and called him "White Death" probably due to his white snow camouflage clothing.

    • @ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123
      @ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123 6 років тому +34

      He isn't a mad lad though he is technically god tier sniper

    • @hughlarious956
      @hughlarious956 6 років тому +22

      well, kind of. SMG implies closed to mid quarters firefights.
      Also when asked by a reporter " whats it like to kill a man?" - His reply was this " I don't know, [I have never killed a man before] only Communists. "
      The True Mad Boi was known to stay in the feild of ops for 7-10 days solid in the -20°F degree weather, and would scavenge rations from his kills along with hunting wild game. After a few weeks went by it was rumored/confirmed that if the woods grew quiet - too quiet and only the whirl of the snow drift being heard, it was more than likely too late for you (as its implied that the wildlife avoided him at instinct. )

    • @feelingluckyduck373
      @feelingluckyduck373 6 років тому +13

      Best kind of killing is commie killing

    • @pimpchimp1330
      @pimpchimp1330 6 років тому

      I heard he used a Mosin-Nagant.

    • @aleksisuuronen9094
      @aleksisuuronen9094 6 років тому +10

      @@ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123 dude was dissapointed the war had ended after waking up from a bullet to the face... I'd say he was quite a mad lad.

  • @prussiankingdom1693
    @prussiankingdom1693 5 років тому +144

    [Stealth is optional for this mission]
    Mad jack: F### Stealth

  • @pope3529
    @pope3529 5 років тому +139

    Mad Jack would be an awesome companion mod for Skyrim, just putting that out there...

  • @aeinzalot
    @aeinzalot 5 років тому +462

    Tf2: * makes demoknight *
    1920’s: Hold me pint, mate.

    • @soldiert0144
      @soldiert0144 5 років тому +26

      ive just realized that demoman may actually be a reference to mad jack Churchill

    • @Jh5kRadio
      @Jh5kRadio 5 років тому +36

      Does that mean Demoman is Black Jack Churchill?

    • @soldiert0144
      @soldiert0144 5 років тому +15

      pretty much. it is entirely possible that the creation demoman was at least inspired by mad Jack Churchill

    • @memeroid4279
      @memeroid4279 5 років тому +11

      @@soldiert0144 so jack is in a nutshell a demoknight

    • @CombineWatermelon
      @CombineWatermelon 5 років тому +2

      @@memeroid4279 byewtiful

  • @andersenar2166
    @andersenar2166 6 років тому +246

    In the last episode the day before dankula goes to jail he'l make a Absolute Mad Lads - Hitler.

    • @therideneverends1697
      @therideneverends1697 6 років тому +55

      "He had trouble with woman couldent get in to art school, his responce?"
      "Starting the most deadly conflict in human history

    • @triggerho888
      @triggerho888 6 років тому +4

      He wont, hes drank too much koolaid... maybe hell do one about Stalin.

    • @andersenar2166
      @andersenar2166 6 років тому +2

      andre krumins souds like an up right fellow.

    • @ryanlynch715
      @ryanlynch715 6 років тому

      @@therideneverends1697 well they do say he fell in love with a Jewish girl.

    • @atelier8584
      @atelier8584 6 років тому +1

      I said these lines in my mind with his voice

  • @mr.pineapple7620
    @mr.pineapple7620 5 років тому +102

    You cant bring a sword to a gunfight m8
    Churchill: no

  • @slavzforlife2126
    @slavzforlife2126 6 років тому +330

    This is the most honorable man I’ve ever heard of damn

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +2

      How are you handling the news about Bruno Ganz?

    • @angrycrusader3926
      @angrycrusader3926 5 років тому +2

      *With Huge Balls of Fuckin Steel!!!*

    • @CainM89
      @CainM89 5 років тому

      @Goosecore whats more badass then using a knife in a gun fight?

    • @CainM89
      @CainM89 5 років тому

      @Goosecore Its hard to believe thats what makes it so amazing. But i hear ya idk if this the real deal..

    • @CainM89
      @CainM89 5 років тому

      @Goosecore you're right. Thanks for explanation mate!

  • @bashkillszombies
    @bashkillszombies 6 років тому +204

    Reckon Purple Aki would try to touch his muscles? And end up with a broadhead through his face?

    • @ninjasolidsnake
      @ninjasolidsnake 6 років тому +32

      Bright side for Aki: He would get some sweet bagpipe tunes for his funeral.

  • @shadowmoses5422
    @shadowmoses5422 6 років тому +56

    Legend says that people who pass by that exact German garrison can still hear bagpipes playing

  • @NotDecided420
    @NotDecided420 5 років тому +467

    Mad Jack vs the Japanese in sword combat?
    I'd pay to see that.

    • @yellowpig1026
      @yellowpig1026 5 років тому +58

      samurai jack vs the scotsman

    • @Estoyvendiendo
      @Estoyvendiendo 5 років тому +3

      @@yellowpig1026 hes english

    • @lukemcinerny8220
      @lukemcinerny8220 5 років тому +33

      European armed marshal arts are far better tbh than eastern ones, and given the choice between a katana and a basket hilt broadsword (even the later style with more of a straight sabre blade) I'd go for the broadsword every time, I find most katanas odd in that they have the blade length of a one handed sword with a longer two handed grip which is just daft as you loose range, not to mention they have no effective guard whatsoever. The broadsword has superior hand protection about the same blade length but given its one handed you have more range, and its double edged so its far more versatile.
      And tbh I've no idea what caused me to write all that but fuck it lol

    • @lukemcinerny8220
      @lukemcinerny8220 5 років тому +25

      @@Estoyvendiendo That's right, he wore a kilt and carried the broadsword as its tradition for officers in Scottish regiments to do so (not so much by WW2 lol but certainly in earlier centuries after the failed Jacobite risings), even if they're English.

    • @alundavies8402
      @alundavies8402 4 роки тому +3

      Luke McInerny thank you for your lesson it was brilliant

  • @MikeMafiaII
    @MikeMafiaII 6 років тому +46

    He wasn't mad! He made invaluable contributions to the modern revival of traditional archery!!

  • @Renorick1
    @Renorick1 6 років тому +181

    The bit about the Germans not shooting him, thinking he was insane, is half-true. True story, wrong guy. That happened to Bill Millin. Another Piper. During a bridge crossing, I think.

    • @surprisedchar2458
      @surprisedchar2458 5 років тому +4

      Renorick1 it was actually when he came ashore at Sword Beach.

    • @benjaminstorace6699
      @benjaminstorace6699 5 років тому +2

      @anarhy09 an excellent, thoughtful comment? *mutters* When exactly did I enter the Twilight Zone?

    • @sumorabbit2160
      @sumorabbit2160 5 років тому

      @anarhy09 Most people either forget or are ignorant to the fact that not all Germans were nazis!

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 6 років тому +61

    Think I just found my new hero.
    Goddamn I wish I could be half the man.

    • @Aries13XIII
      @Aries13XIII 6 років тому +6

      If you were half that man you would be a god and have one testicle that is completely made of steel and can be seen from space

  • @eden1925
    @eden1925 5 років тому +48

    "Never bring a knife to a gun fight."
    Aight Imma get ma sword then.

  • @Melanth89
    @Melanth89 6 років тому +57

    If you like Jack Churchill, you may also want to look up Alfred Wintle. Another glorious, unkillable madman that they don't make anymore. Also had some supremely badass quotes to his name:
    "Great War peace signed at last." (diary, 19 June 1919)
    "I declare private war on Germany." (diary, 20 June 1919)
    "Guy Fawkes was the last man to enter Parliament with good intentions. You need another like me to carry on his good work."
    "Stop dying at once and when you get up, get your bloody hair cut." (to Trooper Cedric Mays, 1st Royal Dragoons, who recovered and lived to the age of 95)

    • @thesaltybeard1793
      @thesaltybeard1793 6 років тому +25

      "stop dying at once!"
      "Y-yes sir, very well, sir." Begins stuffing his intestines and organs back into his body and sews it up while promptly going bald.
      Decades later death comes for him. He screams and begs at first to not take him. Death lets him know "Alfred sent me." And he sighs with relief and is granted the sweet release of death.

    • @joermundgand
      @joermundgand 6 років тому +3

      "Stop dying at once and when you get up, get your bloody hair cut." So basically divine power...

    • @moreston4366
      @moreston4366 6 років тому +10

      forgot his best quote when he broke his leg with a horse riding accident "I did not fall off my horse as a dentist might. A horse fell on top of me and broke my leg."

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 6 років тому

      What a fuckin madlad. Big dick energy

  • @jayzerino
    @jayzerino 6 років тому +81

    Imagine bagpipes during war, so motivating

  • @kevlarchicken
    @kevlarchicken 6 років тому +78

    so no ones going to mention the fact that he was knocked out by a GRENADE??? even explosives couldnt keep him down

    • @IPFreelly604
      @IPFreelly604 6 років тому +1

      Concussive grenades were a thing at the time.

    • @randomname4950
      @randomname4950 6 років тому +1

      Concussive grenades were not non-lethal weaponry. In fact, they were highly lethal, just in a different way that decreased their range such that soldiers could fairly safely toss them shorter distances, but they had a much greater explosive charge than the frag grenades issued, because they needed more to be lethal. They were also used for demolitions, because of the large charge.

  • @iam-awsome8127
    @iam-awsome8127 5 років тому +35

    His troops must’ve had so much faith in him when he picked the sword up for the stealth mission. Then died inside when he picked up the bagpipe

  • @radubulat-official
    @radubulat-official 6 років тому +48

    If I didn't already know who this absolute unit was I'd have assumed you were describing the plot of the next Assassin's Creed game.

  • @sweatyneckbeard7948
    @sweatyneckbeard7948 6 років тому +93

    “Any officer how does’t carry a sword into battle is inprobly dressed” Mad jack chuchill
    Absolute mad lad

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm 6 років тому +2

      i agree with this sentiment because swords like knives have awesome reusability, and because ammo is expensive and i would rather conserve it.

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 5 років тому +169

    I thought people who fought machine guns and tanks with swords were only in Japanese animes.

  • @youngarchaeotech189
    @youngarchaeotech189 5 років тому +189

    German soldier: **gets hit with arrow**
    German soldier: “sonofa...”

  • @JunohProductions
    @JunohProductions 6 років тому +30

    That man was a real player character.

  • @iwtommo
    @iwtommo 6 років тому +23

    Mate so glad you covered this guy. What an utter boss
    Edit: Also i love the mad lad series. More

  • @exnihiloadnihilum5094
    @exnihiloadnihilum5094 6 років тому +83

    With the second escape theory the reason for the Wermacht's stubbornness and subsequent release of the prisoners was apparently due to the commander being a Knight Hospitaler and upholding code.

    • @bigolbearthejammydodger6527
      @bigolbearthejammydodger6527 6 років тому +21

      knights Hospitaler - aka knight of st John. Today known as st Johns Ambulance. People forget the first thing the Nazi conquered was the rest of the German people.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 5 років тому +3

      If it was Austria it could have even been the Wermacht unit that was working with the resistance and later teamed up with resistance civvies, a few platoons from the US, and a bunch of escaped French VIP civilian prisoners to hold a castle against an SS group. Now that would be a cool crossover.

  • @its-amemegatron.9521
    @its-amemegatron.9521 4 роки тому +30

    "The war in Europe pretty much ended and that really pissed Jack off"
    There's just so much to unpack with that one

  • @Fylasfrommabi
    @Fylasfrommabi 6 років тому +43

    A VIDEO ABOUT MAD JACK?!?! *picks up popcorn and leans back* dis gonna be guwd~

    • @Fylasfrommabi
      @Fylasfrommabi 6 років тому

      It was entertaining as I hoped it would be. :3

  • @numberneinlarge9965
    @numberneinlarge9965 5 років тому +257

    He is the definition of what is known as “Sicko Mode”.

  • @denise6591
    @denise6591 6 років тому +59

    Anyone else thinks he should cover the killdozer dude ya know the guy who bought a bulldozer then outfitted it with homemade composite armour and tore down half a town

    • @englishovals
      @englishovals 6 років тому +7

      That was in Granby CO - my great uncle lived there and had to deal with the same fuckos Marvin Heemeyer dealt with. Great Unc said they had it comin...

    • @jarllunde
      @jarllunde 6 років тому +2

      Marvin Heemeyer did nothing wrong

    • @BulletsAndBloomers
      @BulletsAndBloomers 6 років тому

      That would be dope.

    • @monroecorp9680
      @monroecorp9680 6 років тому +1

      THAT MAN WAS A HERO

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 6 років тому

      It's been done to death, tho. Its basically an internet meme now. Overdone

  • @smolbrendan5978
    @smolbrendan5978 4 роки тому +71

    So what you're saying is that he:
    • Brought a sword into combat
    • Played bagpipes
    This man was basically the demoknight before TF2 existed.

  • @obionedogan
    @obionedogan 5 років тому +121

    I think The Scotsman in the Samurai Jack animation is inspired by this guy.

    • @BigMikey1776
      @BigMikey1776 5 років тому +1

      Imbaseal magic runes lad!

    • @dollydrill5816
      @dollydrill5816 5 років тому +5

      he was english

    • @Hugh_Morris
      @Hugh_Morris 5 років тому +1

      dolly drill INSPIRED

    • @Lizzifer7
      @Lizzifer7 4 роки тому

      @@dollydrill5816 the guy wears a kilt, Scottish colours and speaks in a Scottish accent... What did you miss? UK includes Scotland

    • @pauljames1807
      @pauljames1807 4 роки тому

      @@Lizzifer7 Why was he in the Manchester regiment then?

  • @SunnyDementia
    @SunnyDementia 6 років тому +67

    Mad Jack killed 50 men. 50 men.

    • @SunnyDementia
      @SunnyDementia 6 років тому +5

      It's a William Wallace/Braveheart reference.

    • @mrtoxic5004
      @mrtoxic5004 6 років тому +12

      wait he didn't kill any cyborg women? what a sexist

    • @contrite0
      @contrite0 6 років тому +8

      50/1 KDR

    • @buttlessbandit6100
      @buttlessbandit6100 6 років тому +1

      @One Two but who was fiddy mihn?

    • @FGS-yk3vc
      @FGS-yk3vc 6 років тому

      Fitty men

  • @ShogunMongol
    @ShogunMongol 3 роки тому +30

    "Any officer who goes into action without a sword, is improperly dressed" Ahh, so he was a Commissar from 40K.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Рік тому +3

      Jack would have creamed himself at the sight of a Chainsword. And good lord if he got his hands on one.

  • @kaseybennett7415
    @kaseybennett7415 5 років тому +70

    Mad Jack Churchill, the reason we say “great” alongside “Britain”

  • @reecedignan8365
    @reecedignan8365 6 років тому +44

    Ah, good old Mad Jack Churchill, loved reading bout his exploits while I researched military history.
    However, one thing. At 4:30 you talk about the roomer that the Germans didn’t shoot him cause they thought he was mad.
    That wasn’t Churchill, but instead Bill Millin on D-day. Another amazing mad lad of Scotland and WW2.
    “Millin is best remembered for playing the pipes whilst under fire during the D-Day landing in Normandy. Pipers had traditionally been used in battle by Scottish and Irish soldiers. However, the use of bagpipes was restricted to rear areas by the time of the Second World War by the British Army. Lovat, nevertheless, ignored these orders and ordered Millin, then aged 21, to play. When Private Millin demurred, citing the regulations, he recalled later, Lord Lovat replied: "Ah, but that’s the English War Office. You and I are both Scottish, and that doesn’t apply." He played "Highland Laddie" "The Road to the Isles" and "All the blue bonnets are over the border" as his comrades fell around him on Sword Millin states that he later talked to captured German snipers who claimed they did not shoot at him because they thought he had gone mad.
    Millin, whom Lovat had appointed his personal piper during commando training at Achnacarry, near Fort William in Scotland, was the only man during the landing who wore a kilt - it was the same Cameron tartan kilt his father had worn in Flanders during World War I - and he was armed only with his pipes and the sgian-dubh, or "black knife", sheathed inside his kilt-hose on the right side. In keeping with Scottish tradition, he wore no underwear beneath the kilt. He later told author Peter Caddick-Adams that the coldness of the water took his breath away.
    Lovat and Millin advanced from Sword to Pegasus Bridge, which had been defiantly defended by men of the 2nd Bn the Ox & Bucks Light Infantry (6th Airborne Division) who had landed in the early hours by glider. Lovat's commandos arrived at a little past one p.m. at Pegasus Bridge although the rendezvous time in the plan was noon. To the sound of Millin's bagpipes, the commandos marched across Pegasus Bridge. During the march, twelve men died, most shot through their berets. Later detachments of the commandos rushed across in small groups with helmets on. Millin's D-Day bagpipes were later donated to Dawlish Museum. A set of pipes he used later in the campaign, after the originals became damaged, were donated to the now "Pegasus Bridge Museum".”

  • @paulgiannunzio7715
    @paulgiannunzio7715 6 років тому +62

    Here a suggestion for the next mad lads, Leo Major the one eyed one man army. How captured a light armored German vehicle...by himself, after losing an eye by getting a incendiary grenade thrown at him refuse to be sent home. " I only need one eye to sight in a rifle." Who captured 93 German soldiers while under fire by the ss...by himself. Who freed the Dutch town of Zwolle from a garrison of German...by himself.
    Then we go to Korea were the Americans were pushed of hill 355 by the Chinese army Majors and 19 other men (all snipers). Was tasked with retaking the hill, (from 40000 Chinese troops.) Well he said "hold my beer" cause he and his 19 man took back hill 355 and for 3 days of counterattack by the Chinese. 2 full division(Again 40k men) held the hill till reinforce.
    Majors and Jack would have gotten along really well.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 6 років тому +3

      I actually live about... 20-30 minutes from Zwolle. Good to know.

  • @peterk2455
    @peterk2455 6 років тому +33

    Lt Colonel Churchill was nominated for the VC, downgraded to the DSO, unfairly I believe. He, with 140 others while transferred by the SS to the Alpine Fortress in Tyrol , was saved from execution by the by Werhmacht troops led by Capt Wichard von Alvensleben, a Knight of the Order of Saint John. Mad Jack's story was told in "Unlimited Boldness" written by Rex King-Clark, hard to find but a good read. His brother Robert 'Buster' Churchill was a pilot in Fleet Air Arm, and his other brother Maj General Thomas Churchill, was CO of 2nd Commando Brigade. A family of 'Mad Lads'.

  • @mmac4421
    @mmac4421 2 роки тому +10

    My Dad was in number 2 Commando in WW2 and Mad Jack was at one point his leader . He told me a lot about how inspirational he was and about his capture . In the early 80s there was a Commando reunion and Jack remembered Dad by his nickname ( which really impressed my Dad ) because Dad at one point was used by American Intelligence & used to draw maps and cartoon jokes . I am not sure if its true but Dad told me that Jack was seriously tortured because they thought he was a relative of Churchills.

  • @lanewaldrop3367
    @lanewaldrop3367 5 років тому +163

    Hey, some German soldiers were very compassionate during the war. There was a story of a german fighter escorting a wounded Allied bomber back to friendly lines.

    • @MrHunglikemule
      @MrHunglikemule 5 років тому +52

      The bomber pilot and Nazi fighter pilot apparently got to meet each other once again, though on friendly terms.

    • @lanewaldrop3367
      @lanewaldrop3367 5 років тому +4

      @@MrHunglikemule Oh I didnt know that! That's really cool.

    • @Cheezsoup
      @Cheezsoup 5 років тому +25

      @Der Blitzkrieg
      What makes you think the German pilot was in any way a NAZI?
      Both he and his brother had voted AGAINST Hitler's NAZI party, indeed his brother was very vocal in his condemnation of Hitler.

    • @lanewaldrop3367
      @lanewaldrop3367 5 років тому +1

      @@Cheezsoup hmmmm, I see.

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 5 років тому +14

      Yeah, most of the germans were just following orders otherwise they would've been executed themselves and weren't bad people. I thought that was a well known fact

  • @niqerfaguettranykyke
    @niqerfaguettranykyke 6 років тому +24

    Jack was literally the god of war.

  • @Thumph
    @Thumph 6 років тому +12

    There are some people in this world who seem to quite literally have superpowers.

  • @edanpino5035
    @edanpino5035 5 років тому +39

    No one:
    Mad Jack: "Hold my beer, I'm going fencing with that German Soldier"

  • @blacktemplar9499
    @blacktemplar9499 6 років тому +166

    Knew about this bloke before, and if ww3 breaks out, I am totally gonna buy a sword and bow

    • @smeghead765
      @smeghead765 6 років тому +8

      Why wait? Go to Kult of Athena and get both now so you can start practicing.

    • @blacktemplar9499
      @blacktemplar9499 6 років тому +3

      @@smeghead765 I already have a sword and practice Hema but a good quality sword is fucking expensive and I can't afford it atm

    • @JoinMeInDeathBaby
      @JoinMeInDeathBaby 6 років тому

      Would do the same. Only in Russia all types of swords are prohibited.

    • @gabrielfraser2109
      @gabrielfraser2109 6 років тому

      Me, I'm saving bottlecaps for WW3.

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 6 років тому

      Question... what soft drink do you think will survive nuclear armageddon...

  • @chase_h.01
    @chase_h.01 6 років тому +74

    Wheres your fuckin kilt Dankula?

  • @neptune3569
    @neptune3569 6 років тому +526

    Winston Chuchill Jack Churchill
    -is fatter than a whale -is very thicc
    -didn't slay with the bagpipes -slayed with the bagpipe
    -didn't evacuate 700 jews -evacuated 700 jews
    -yelled orders in his war room -killed people with swords
    -weighed 5873497 tons -rode a motorcycle around Burma

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 5 років тому +22

      You forgot that Winston Churchill was an alcoholic toad who's single handedly responsible for the slaughter of a quarter million allied troops at Gallipoli during WWI

    • @neptune3569
      @neptune3569 5 років тому +11

      @@SamuraiPie8111
      this is a joke. im not trying to denounce or praise Winston Churchill

    • @twinturbo5212
      @twinturbo5212 5 років тому +3

      @@neptune3569 reads a lot like a denouncing to me. if it hadnt been for churchill the nazis could have achieved more

    • @neptune3569
      @neptune3569 5 років тому +4

      @@twinturbo5212
      It's just a joke fam

    • @neptune3569
      @neptune3569 5 років тому +3

      @nymersic
      It's a joke bro

  • @wheatestwheat
    @wheatestwheat 5 років тому +133

    Its a fact that German soldiers didn't shoot Mad Jack because he was smiling right at them I think

    • @muffiietkaliman8527
      @muffiietkaliman8527 5 років тому +27

      That's about the Arab's soldiers.
      The Germans thought he was a demon

    • @dropout2804
      @dropout2804 5 років тому +15

      "Facts" "I think" Make up your mind man!

  • @publicher100
    @publicher100 6 років тому +31

    Keep this shit going man, amazing series! Love you daddy dank

  • @joejack1018
    @joejack1018 6 років тому +81

    You are the Scottish friend I wish I always had.

  • @communistcrooner
    @communistcrooner 6 років тому +28

    next madlads video needs to be about Corporal Wojtek

  • @dag_will2615
    @dag_will2615 4 роки тому +10

    "...and those who tasted the bite of his blade named him, the Doom Slayer."