He's another regular in greenock. He usually walks about the town centre entertaining kids and trying to raise money for various charities. He somehow ended up on a popular UK breakfast show a couple of years ago appealing for people to stop doing killer clown pranks, the clip is here /watch?v=KqwRZ3S4D9I
@Docholland45 you think there are villages in russia, like the one your family came from. If your father was your oncle, doesnt mean that happens in russia mate
I don't want to be rude. But as someone from slovenia speaking a little bit english I really need subtitles sometimes. You I can understand. But what the bloke in blue jacket was saying... he could have given me his bank details he'd still be safe.
@LDN EDD i know this is probably a r/Woosh comment but heroin is heavily frowned upon in scotland infact back in the day junkies used to get thier cunts kicked in if they woukd be in a state in the streets (In ayrshire anyway)
you say the greenock council denied his existance. yea not surprising. took Glasgow city council nearly 2 decades to admit there was a homelessness issue in the city
scottish councils dont waste money like english ones do... quick tip to make extra cash, get hired by the council as a contractor and you can name your price. my dad is a tree surgeon and he charges about 350/500 to remove a tree, he did it for the council when one fell over in the road and charged 2 grand XD you coulda moved the tree with a ford fiesta lol
Theres a small town in WV that has a cat man too. He was said to run around screaming "meow" ala Revolver Ocelot and just shouting "Catman!". With this in mind, I am suspicious hes just a mechanic. Perhaps this a subspecies of human or the next stage in the natural evolution of catgirls?
I respect clowns that are making an honest effort. That clown looks old enough to be from the generation where people were dressing up as clowns for proper clowning purposes. Just trying to entertain people and kids. Not for memery and chomo purposes like nowadays.
That or Fox and Dana. I'd assume the Foundation would let the UIU (SCP universe X-Files expy) deal with this one. I haven't liked the way the wiki's gone for years now though, so maybe they've changed things.
At clown goes in at toon every week to make money fur charity fs n holds doon a fulltime job tae during the week tae hes some guy swear it kin act like a clown sometimes like yerself wit u done for your community but!!!!coz he should get well mare credit 😏
My family stem from Greenock, when I was around 8yrs old I was visiting my dad who still lives there. We were walking down that alley in the late evening, I was lagging behind my dad and brothers when I realised they were trying to talk to something behind the fence? I caught up eager to find out what they were doing? All I remember was seeing just white eyes staring up at me. I squealed in terror as it was the Catman just lying on the floor in an opening of this wired fence. He just smiled at me, after I calmed down me and my family just waved goodbye. We still laugh about it today. My dad said hes seen him a few times? This was like 20yrs ago now.
For the next Mad Lads episode do Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda. He was a Japanese soldier who maintained his position in the Philippines during WW2 without surrendering and since he didn't have any outside contact to tell him the war was over, maintained that position after the war for 29 years and *was only relieved of duty in 1974.* *a genuine madman.*
It wasn't just him, that's the worst part. Was an entire squad of people, eventually most of them left in the night, ready to face tojos punishment because it had been years and left only him and two others. They'd raid people's farms and steal cattle, they'd move camp every other day around the jungle. Every time farmers banded together with police to try and get them out they'd start taking pot shots.
Alistocrat …...Was that the one where they had to fly in his former commanding officer as he wouldn't believe the war was over and thought it was an enemy trick?
A clown and a load of unintelligible glaswegians told us he's real, indisputable evidence lads. *Jamie likes feet* We here at the Dankula Foundation HQ, like Sir Dankula, fully endorse cat people, give 'em a head pat lads. Bonus points if they're a trap.
The frightened clown was the most sane looking one of the bunch interviewed.. Is the entire town constructed out of heroine bricks and nestled up against a scenic liquor lake or what ? If I was stuck living there I might camouflage my huwhite arse and take my chances with the feral cats as well, my god,
It’s actually not that bad I work there and was born and live in Port Glasgow only three miles away. It has junkies yes and two of them were in this video but doesn’t a lot of town cities have drug problems. One of Greenocks strong points is its scenery. When you take a trip up Lyle Hill to the Free French Cross memorial that overlooks Gourock the views from there are and I don’t say this lightly “World Class” And actually Tommy who dresses as a clown does that to collect money for charity’s. He also does a lot of runs for charity.
The original cat man probably passed away a decade ago or it's possible he was taken to a mental hospital by the police and he left. Either way raise a pint for cat man 🍺
man, you are bleeding a communication habit into me. my first language isn't English and now for some reason i'm starting to speak it with an scotish accent. I blame you for this lad.
When it comes to any language you usually pick up terms and lingo from whatever the person you learned the language from uses. Its why kids speak similarly to their parents. Also one of the reasons theres so many dialects of English. Its been blended with so many other native languages that each dialect is in its own way unique.
I mean English is my native language and I've watched so much stuff from people in the UK that I've started using some of their slang and dialect without thinking. 'Innit' has become a staple of my vocabulary at this point.
My dad used to feed the Catman on his way to school with left out sandwiches and covered in black stuff. Sad stuff :( Down in scots alley lots of unwanted cats and kittens alike were left there, and the guy happened to homeless in that spot. He stopped seeing the Catman for a good 20 years so I'd assume he passed away a lot earlier
I still dont get it, so he was a legend in the 1970s, he disappeared, 10 years ago when cell phones came about people started taking pictures/videos of him in either the bus shop or the wooded area. So is it the same guy and that's just where he hangs out, are all the videos just fakes of a mechanic? Where did the REAL catman live if so
Well I could believe that the bus station workers just got one of their coworkers to pretend to be the catman once his face was all black after working on the buses. That explains the videos of him in the parking lots, likely eating like fake rats. But what about the ones in the woods?
I think it is the result of hanging with Americans on Discord that has done it to him. I have noticed Sargon's inflections change when he says things now as well. He tends to go up in pitch? Like he is asking a question? That is very American Valley Girl. Aye, that's it, it is Sargon's influence, he gets blamed for everything else these days, may as well rob Dank of his Celtic heritage card too.
Well technicly not downsyndrome because feline dna has different chromosomes but yes kenny does suffer from the same issues as a human with down syndrome does
I seen catman back in 1994/1995 - absolutely shat myself cos he looked freaky as fook. We went over on a lunch break from school, he was in a concrete tube that had rugs/carpets on the bottom of it for him to lay on, and had a carpet flap on the front, i’d assume to keep in some warmth. One of the guys i was with snorted up a honking grogger, spat it and it landed on the edge of the top of the conrete tube, started dripping down, and catman ate it. I bolted. First and last time i ever seen him in person.
@@lsswappedcessna I know thats what it says on all the news articles and such, but really incest can't cause Down's syndrome because its a chromosomal disorder and not a genetic disorder. Its likely entirely unrelated.
@@lsswappedcessna To be honest I think its likely most of the issues would have been difficult to distinguish from those associated with his Down's syndrome, especially since its not something that has ever been recorded in tigers before so it would be difficult for us to know the full extent of the symptoms. I'm sure that he probably had some conditions as a result of inbreeding you could find in the majority of captive breed white tigers (I haven't studied them so I can't say for sure which are prevalent and to what extent), but I doubt any more than any other. It would simply be to big of a coincidence with his unrelated Down's sydrome and all. Inbreeding is usually more detrimental to the population by lowering genetic diversity than it is to the health of individual since contrary to popular belief reproduction through incest isn't always inherently harmful to the health of the offspring unless the parents already possessed some form of unexpressed recessive genetic disorders before hand. Its difficult to tell the exact state of the tigers condition because all the articles I've read associate his Down's syndrome with inbreeding, despite that just being biologically impossible on principle along.
I think its just the caretaker at the bus yard dressing up as the Catman in order to scare people away from his counterfeiting operation. He would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
Yeah, that's the tip off. The guy would be thin as a rail and you would have to make a conscious effort to keep your face and hands that black. It's a hoax, but kind of a fun one.
Ok but you need to get more in detail, is he a worker at the bus store? That would explain the videos of him near the bus station, but what about the ones in the woods
@@ufoclips1 Too true. I think you only pass an interview for McGills if you're Polish, on crack, or a royal c*nt of a soul. I remember thinking I'd moved to a good area because there was no glass between me & the driver.🤣
Ive heard about you for years and never actually checked out your channel. I can honestly say i regret it lol. The roof korean video is the first one i saw and now im hooked on these "mad lad" videos. Keep it up man.
We also have a cat man in italy lol, he's insane. When he doesn't wrestle with dogs and homeless people he's doing some surgical operation to be more like a cat, installing fangs or cat-mustache.
Gave the cat guy sandwiches and bottles of water. Also a couple of cans at festive period. Seriously was real. Never ever spoke and I spent almost every week giving this guy my leftovers etc. Stayed 2 mins from my flat. A homeless soul.
Wow not a lot of people like Greenock, TBH it's actually an aright place when ur used to living here, ye the town centers a mess and yes that is the council's fault but it has very nice cenery and if you meet the right people nice people BTW I know that clown personally and he's a good person he does a fuck tone of charity work and is a good person all around 👍
Varg is a tryhard tho, i think Dead was more the actual madlad out of the Norwegian black metal scene. Wanted his friends to fucking bury him alive so that he would look more dead for a show.
Hi I’m Scottish and from Greenock and I can confirm that yes, this is exactly what my home looks like. From the Neds, to the clown who sells balloons in front of burger king to Catman accepting chippies.
Possible mad lad for you Dank from the US. The Piggyback Bandit. He constantly tricks athletes into giving him piggyback rides by telling them he's a student reporter or a trainer.
The sun has been up for nearly three hours, and I haven't had a single minute of sleep. Now that I'm awake to be greeted to a fresh Dankula vid, I no longer regret that.
You should do a story about the guy from Iran that lives in the desert and smokes cat poop in a rusty old pipe and eats rotten porcupine meat... And hasn't bathed in 60 years he doesn't cut his hair he just burns it off and he sleeps in a hole in the ground
YÅ BØI LMC1010/\\/ went to Scotland a few years back to visit family. The first 5 minutes in the country I saw 3 separate arguments that almost turned to throwing hands. It was amazing
The dedication. He camps in the closeby forester area in the dark so random people can find him. How many hours of just laying there, how many nights when noone came. Only because he liked the idea of this myth being true.
I'm from greenock and can tell you he is def real. People give him all kinds of food and clothes etc.. He sleeps in a bus station. Over the moon he made the shortlist for mad lads 😂
I remember seeing him from a distance as a child several times. My grandparents lived in nearby Belville Street and my granda would often take me to the park or town and we would go through Scotts lane. I clearly remember my granda would often leave a wee bag tied to the fence on the way to where we were going containing scones or sandwiches etc and i would be so excited as a kid to see if the bag was gone on the way back home. Sometimes it was sometimes it wasnt but on several occasions there definitely was either a person or large animal moving around in the large pipes that were in the wasteground. I am 38 now so this would have been roughly 33 or 34 years ago.
years of crawling around on his stomach has given him extreme uperbody strength he is now as fast as a crawling zombie, he doesn't jump he probably does a very big flop..
I said Greenock was in England. I mispoke but I refuse to hand in my Celt Card, you can pry it from my cold dead hands.
Too late, it has already been revoked.
Don't worry Dank it will be one day...
You're on thin ice son.
Everywhere would be in England if I had my way! Empire 2.0 who's with me?
You were just providing info if nothing else it should provide a little fire for that Scottish pride.
I love that the first witness to the CatMan is a clown. Just presented without irony, a straight-up clown talking about something very serious.
He's another regular in greenock. He usually walks about the town centre entertaining kids and trying to raise money for various charities. He somehow ended up on a popular UK breakfast show a couple of years ago appealing for people to stop doing killer clown pranks, the clip is here /watch?v=KqwRZ3S4D9I
Tommy the Clown! He's a local legend for us who live here, he's done so much work for charity and is an all around lovely guy.
Thanks for that. Knowing he's a swell guy just makes it that much better.
Actually I’m pretty sure he’s a war vet as well.
I forgot the fact he was a clown once he started speaking
Judging by this footage Dankula is the most attractive man in Scotland.
Can confirm. It's pretty grim.
@@eririspencersawamura5291 I'm doing my best man, I brought a swede in.
Let's hope he's bisexual
I dunno, that clown was pretty fit.
@Docholland45 you think there are villages in russia, like the one your family came from. If your father was your oncle, doesnt mean that happens in russia mate
When the guy dressed like a clown avoids you on the streets...
Oi dony diss tommy he does a lot of charity work
I'd rethink my whole life if that happened to me tbh
cm. CG the what?
That's Tommy ze clown for charity
Ats actually so rude tommy dose at for charity
"he was attacked by a group of youths... Because Greenock" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I always heard that some bams killed the Catman years back. Unfortunately violence against homeless people is pretty common in rough areas of the UK.
Yea, there's a lot of arseholes here, unfortunately
@@fishboy279 yep,to many. Stayed here my whole life and even I found that comment fkin hilarious. "because....Greenock" hahaha!
My mate Oliver Muntz got touched by the cat man in Greenock.. lads still not the same.
Mon the dees
I don't care for evidence, I believe the clown.
Hahaha yes
i would like to know how he catches rats crawling on his belly those fuckers are fast
if pennywise says hes seen him he exists! case closed!
I trust more in clowns than leftist lunatics
@@justicewarrior9187 What's that got to do with anything? Literally nobody was talking about politics, you insecure little shit.
I don't want to be rude. But as someone from slovenia speaking a little bit english I really need subtitles sometimes. You I can understand. But what the bloke in blue jacket was saying... he could have given me his bank details he'd still be safe.
DixiChannel I’ve been speaking english my whole life and i couldn’t understand him either
Most of the interview with the girl I sat and wondered "how the hell do they understand each other?"
@@mephInc shes talking so fast sometimes wtf
Dont come to Cork and Kerry in the south of Ireland
@@TwoFace2222 it would probably be like stepping in a black hole. Lost and clueless for eternity.
If the “new” catman is fake, then the guy playing him is extremely dedicated to the role you gotta give it to him.
"I'm an idea!!!"
Just like the Dread Pirate Roberts, the role is handed down to each new apprentice
Only in scotland would someone leave cigarettes out for a wild man instead of food 😂😂😂😂
robbie g 🤣🤣🤣
@LDN EDD i know this is probably a r/Woosh comment but heroin is heavily frowned upon in scotland infact back in the day junkies used to get thier cunts kicked in if they woukd be in a state in the streets (In ayrshire anyway)
People gives biffs to tramps all the time
@@gunterstryke5657 yeh givin a smoke to a tramp and leavin em out for some mad wild cunt crawling around covered in black is slightly different 😂
Only in Scotland ?don't know where your from but at least we're givers not takers !
you say the greenock council denied his existance. yea not surprising. took Glasgow city council nearly 2 decades to admit there was a homelessness issue in the city
still not as shit as Northern Irelands
scottish councils dont waste money like english ones do... quick tip to make extra cash, get hired by the council as a contractor and you can name your price. my dad is a tree surgeon and he charges about 350/500 to remove a tree, he did it for the council when one fell over in the road and charged 2 grand XD you coulda moved the tree with a ford fiesta lol
*Inverclyde council
@@Numbertwo22 oh they do
@@Splozy oh. and heres me thinking the scots had more sense than the english XD
I’m really liking the mad lad series, do more.
I love how no one is scared of catman, hes just another dude, who eats rats
Did you see the other people in that town?
@@Flat_Earth_Sophia the tweaker on the right, i didnt think axe wounds to the face were genetic🤣🤣🤣
Think we've found Danny DeVito's vacation spot
Just throw me in the trash
I'm goin in the crevice!
I'm a man-cheetah!
You gotta pay the Troll Toll...
Sebastian Michalak to get into that little boys hole
Next Absolute madlads
Clown of greenock
Black Templar Tommy is a nice guy
So there's multiple mad lads in Greenok?
some random name
Greenock is an old norse Slang for "Place of mad Fuckers"
@@jernie9384 nice. I need to visit there some day and battle the mad lads
Theres a small town in WV that has a cat man too. He was said to run around screaming "meow" ala Revolver Ocelot and just shouting "Catman!". With this in mind, I am suspicious hes just a mechanic. Perhaps this a subspecies of human or the next stage in the natural evolution of catgirls?
Aydin Paladin even if our natural evolution does lead to catgirls, they too will ignore betas :/
Wv - wolvo?
Y O U R E
P R E T T Y
G O O D
Jacob Bradburn West Virginia, USA
Cartman...they were shouting Cartman... m'kay?
So we've got a literal clown giving evidence of his existemce and the guy in blue is obviously beyond drunk. Good enough for me. He's real.
@@callumbradley1535 he is pretty sound yea
Clowns are still more trustworthy than politicians.
I respect clowns that are making an honest effort. That clown looks old enough to be from the generation where people were dressing up as clowns for proper clowning purposes. Just trying to entertain people and kids. Not for memery and chomo purposes like nowadays.
@@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski i mean tbf, John Wayne Gacy was doing that weird clown shit back in the 70’s lol
This man about to be taken by the SCP Foundation
yes...i mean clearly dankula is a euclid type of creature
SCP-106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, ALL D-CLASS REPORT TO THE FEMUR BREAKER
SCP-8008
Object class: Euclid
That or Fox and Dana. I'd assume the Foundation would let the UIU (SCP universe X-Files expy) deal with this one. I haven't liked the way the wiki's gone for years now though, so maybe they've changed things.
Truth is during his 10 year disappearance he was held by the foundation then escaped lmao
How long before dank is found dead with a Wilsons bus ticket in his hands?
And a naked butt
Nah mate here in Glasgow it’s first buses 😂
The Catman? Thats just old man Wilson!
The first witness was a clown
A clown
A. C L O W N.
Day R Wee Tommy
Day R don’t diss tommy
i'm tired of all of this shit against clowns. if i had my way, i'd take clowns out for a beer. they deserve it, poor bastards.
At clown goes in at toon every week to make money fur charity fs n holds doon a fulltime job tae during the week tae hes some guy swear it kin act like a clown sometimes like yerself wit u done for your community but!!!!coz he should get well mare credit 😏
John Gilmore what u talking about silence moron u dnt even know me ya steamer so stfu n explain ur self ya keyboard wankster
My family stem from Greenock, when I was around 8yrs old I was visiting my dad who still lives there. We were walking down that alley in the late evening, I was lagging behind my dad and brothers when I realised they were trying to talk to something behind the fence? I caught up eager to find out what they were doing? All I remember was seeing just white eyes staring up at me. I squealed in terror as it was the Catman just lying on the floor in an opening of this wired fence. He just smiled at me, after I calmed down me and my family just waved goodbye. We still laugh about it today. My dad said hes seen him a few times? This was like 20yrs ago now.
Sounds like you might’ve seen the OG Catman
Cap
Thank you for sharing your Scottish culture with me
CyborgKnight Scotland and England are both shit rn. Don’t go pretending that either is any better.
Dankula culturally enriched me too
Albeit, you'd rather be in Scotland.
For the next Mad Lads episode do Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda. He was a Japanese soldier who maintained his position in the Philippines during WW2 without surrendering and since he didn't have any outside contact to tell him the war was over, maintained that position after the war for 29 years and *was only relieved of duty in 1974.*
*a genuine madman.*
It wasn't just him, that's the worst part. Was an entire squad of people, eventually most of them left in the night, ready to face tojos punishment because it had been years and left only him and two others. They'd raid people's farms and steal cattle, they'd move camp every other day around the jungle. Every time farmers banded together with police to try and get them out they'd start taking pot shots.
Alistocrat …...Was that the one where they had to fly in his former commanding officer as he wouldn't believe the war was over and thought it was an enemy trick?
yes this man is a god
@@ReclusiveDuck yup.
He's not British though, so we don't care. And besides, all Japanese are insane, so meh.
A clown and a load of unintelligible glaswegians told us he's real, indisputable evidence lads.
*Jamie likes feet*
We here at the Dankula Foundation HQ, like Sir Dankula, fully endorse cat people, give 'em a head pat lads. Bonus points if they're a trap.
The fuck is going on in that comment? It's cancer summed up in one
BoyWithABadHaircut _ it’s the video summed up in one
Tbf I love not far from Greenock and the clown is a guy who does a lot of fundraising for local charities. But junkies are junkies.
@@comedypolicehandsup5141 your edds world profile pic is cancer
It's only gay if your taking it from the trap just saying
paraplegic Russian gets lost in Scotland and thinks: Damn, this is a tropical paradise, i'm gonna stick around.
The frightened clown was the most sane looking one of the bunch interviewed.. Is the entire town constructed out of heroine bricks and nestled up against a scenic liquor lake or what ?
If I was stuck living there I might camouflage my huwhite arse and take my chances with the feral cats as well, my god,
It looks like mini north Dublin to be honest
Really? Reminds me of my hometown Bradford, I'll make a note never to go there.
It’s actually not that bad I work there and was born and live in Port Glasgow only three miles away. It has junkies yes and two of them were in this video but doesn’t a lot of town cities have drug problems. One of Greenocks strong points is its scenery. When you take a trip up Lyle Hill to the Free French Cross memorial that overlooks Gourock the views from there are and I don’t say this lightly “World Class” And actually Tommy who dresses as a clown does that to collect money for charity’s. He also does a lot of runs for charity.
That clown is actually a proper lad, helps the community for nothing.
Well of course the council wouldn't find him it's the council they can barely find their tools to fix a leak in a sink let alone find a person
Yours managed to find their tools?!
@@skirk248 some of the time
I as a Russian must now go to Greenock to try communicating with him.
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Have you done it yet?
Did you do it yet?
Do it yet?
Yet?
"Why do you keep sending Jamie pictures of your feet?"
Who the fuck is Jamie tho ? :D
@@AleksandarIvanov69 Lannister?
@@AleksandarIvanov69 me lol 😂
So that plant in black panther that gives him his powers was probably just heroin from Scotland?
Correct
Fucking knew it
When are you gonna make a madlads episode on the Queen?
The BBC does that every news update.
Madgals
The Queen?
mad lass*
That's how you end up with super-syphilis
"He's Russian and just doesn't speak English."
Not seeing how that's a problem. Neither do the Scots.
x43902467 I understand 80% of Scott's but only like 50% of the words the 80% say.
I’m Scottish, I speak English.
@@lmao3471 it's a joke
@@lmao3471 I'm Scottish, I speak Scots.
@@lmao3471 I'm scottish, i talk shite.
Catboys in Scotland
2000: Weird guy of Greenock
2019: Nyaa~ owo
I have no words. I just.. I’m speechless. 🏴
Get kaif on the phone
Can I pwease hang in your garage oniichan
hey, it's the only way nyaaa~
Imagining the last part in a Scottish accent was like getting a bucket of cold water dropped on me. Some things are just not meant to be
The original cat man probably passed away a decade ago or it's possible he was taken to a mental hospital by the police and he left. Either way raise a pint for cat man 🍺
man, you are bleeding a communication habit into me. my first language isn't English and now for some reason i'm starting to speak it with an scotish accent. I blame you for this lad.
English is my first language and it rubbed off on me a couple times
@@eggs8021 I'm gonna have a meeting with my boss, and I'm gonna have to fight not to speak Scottish
When it comes to any language you usually pick up terms and lingo from whatever the person you learned the language from uses. Its why kids speak similarly to their parents. Also one of the reasons theres so many dialects of English. Its been blended with so many other native languages that each dialect is in its own way unique.
Drink Bourbon man that pfp is nostalgic
I mean English is my native language and I've watched so much stuff from people in the UK that I've started using some of their slang and dialect without thinking. 'Innit' has become a staple of my vocabulary at this point.
Got to admit...by 2:14 I was starting to wonder why the only witnesses where a clown and 2 chavs...
I mean you just described the Scottish population so that's probably why
@Kojii Naz Greg Sausage Rolls are fucking yummy mmmmm 😋
@Kojii Naz I've seen it once at a gas station actually
Poor Jimmy, dragged into this out of nowhere and now he'll never escape the feet jokes.
Jamie*
@@MsTV.00 Same thing when you're in Scotland
@@lrballistics naw but he said Jamie not jimmy
He certainly didn’t say that horrible name
Jokes?
"another explaination is that hes Russian"
i feel his backstory may have been written by CNN
My dad used to feed the Catman on his way to school with left out sandwiches and covered in black stuff. Sad stuff :( Down in scots alley lots of unwanted cats and kittens alike were left there, and the guy happened to homeless in that spot. He stopped seeing the Catman for a good 20 years so I'd assume he passed away a lot earlier
I'd say he passed away or if the original catman was russian maybe he was somehow contacted and got back to back the newly not so soviet russia?
The real cat man most likely died of complications brought about by his condition. The remains are probably in the wooded area.
I still dont get it, so he was a legend in the 1970s, he disappeared, 10 years ago when cell phones came about people started taking pictures/videos of him in either the bus shop or the wooded area. So is it the same guy and that's just where he hangs out, are all the videos just fakes of a mechanic? Where did the REAL catman live if so
@@geechyguy3441 well, let's say it's 1990 and the original catman is gone, yeah?
So what do you do to keep the urban legend going? Copycat.
Well I could believe that the bus station workers just got one of their coworkers to pretend to be the catman once his face was all black after working on the buses. That explains the videos of him in the parking lots, likely eating like fake rats. But what about the ones in the woods?
"Living in England for 40 years"? Did you just call Scotland, England, whit are ye, a fecking Yank!?
What are you talking about? Scotland is northern England, duh.
Yeah what was that about?
Danks been hanging with ukip to much
I think it is the result of hanging with Americans on Discord that has done it to him. I have noticed Sargon's inflections change when he says things now as well. He tends to go up in pitch? Like he is asking a question? That is very American Valley Girl.
Aye, that's it, it is Sargon's influence, he gets blamed for everything else these days, may as well rob Dank of his Celtic heritage card too.
*republicanism intensifies*
crawling on his belly - covered in black - with a rat in his mouth.. don't get many people with that description.
You've never been to Bristol then.
That tiger has downs
It does its called Kenny. Lol
Some Army Ranger kicked it in the face with his Ranger Legs whilst fighting it underwater until it was retarded.
big up kenny the tiger rip my son
This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve.
Well technicly not downsyndrome because feline dna has different chromosomes but yes kenny does suffer from the same issues as a human with down syndrome does
I seen catman back in 1994/1995 - absolutely shat myself cos he looked freaky as fook. We went over on a lunch break from school, he was in a concrete tube that had rugs/carpets on the bottom of it for him to lay on, and had a carpet flap on the front, i’d assume to keep in some warmth. One of the guys i was with snorted up a honking grogger, spat it and it landed on the edge of the top of the conrete tube, started dripping down, and catman ate it. I bolted. First and last time i ever seen him in person.
One of the grossest YT comments I've ever read, and that's saying something.
Your friend’s a dick, but that guy is pretty nuts haha
@@MrTubularBalls I've gotta say this is literally the nastiest thing I've read
Otherwise known as a fucking lugey holy extra
@@joemoment-o1275 What a comfortable, naive life you must have!
Scottish Santa basically.
Imagine being a foreign sailor and you found yourself stuck, out of all places, in greenock
The tiger with Down syndrome in the background has me rolling
VintageStealth fucking same I’m dead
@@lsswappedcessna I know thats what it says on all the news articles and such, but really incest can't cause Down's syndrome because its a chromosomal disorder and not a genetic disorder. Its likely entirely unrelated.
@@topsnek4603 it does however cause other issues Kenny likely had. The Down's was just the cherry on top.
@@lsswappedcessna To be honest I think its likely most of the issues would have been difficult to distinguish from those associated with his Down's syndrome, especially since its not something that has ever been recorded in tigers before so it would be difficult for us to know the full extent of the symptoms. I'm sure that he probably had some conditions as a result of inbreeding you could find in the majority of captive breed white tigers (I haven't studied them so I can't say for sure which are prevalent and to what extent), but I doubt any more than any other. It would simply be to big of a coincidence with his unrelated Down's sydrome and all. Inbreeding is usually more detrimental to the population by lowering genetic diversity than it is to the health of individual since contrary to popular belief reproduction through incest isn't always inherently harmful to the health of the offspring unless the parents already possessed some form of unexpressed recessive genetic disorders before hand. Its difficult to tell the exact state of the tigers condition because all the articles I've read associate his Down's syndrome with inbreeding, despite that just being biologically impossible on principle along.
Its disturbing me lol
Best X-files episode ever.
I heard that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is gonna make a stand alone film about this mutant
Have you heard about that movie called "Black Panther"?
@@incocknito6135 bruh 😭😭
This dude looks like Mc Ride from Death Grips.
It is MC Ride
I’m fucking dead 🤣🤣
IM IN YOUR AREA
**NOIDED**
DOIN HANDSTANDS ON A TRANS AM
Why arent there cat GIRLS of Greenock
"catPEOPLE"
Cat girls? Stop objectifying women, that’s what the bad orange man does. Orange man bad
asking the hard hitting questions
Because anime isn't real in Scotland.
@@ed8212 You better chill with the NPC meme or youll get banned here like on Twitter man....
I think I found something to dress up as for Halloween
Hwl. Would not be surprised if was
A scottish edgelord with a nazi pug?
When I first read the title I thought it said "Cat-man of Greencock"
Same
Chase Legoman ......pervert.... :)
Stop chasing me now please!
A Greencocked cat man..
I think its just the caretaker at the bus yard dressing up as the Catman in order to scare people away from his counterfeiting operation. He would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
At this point this series is my only reason to live...
oof
nice
what about traps?
F
How can a man who cant walk catch enough rats to stay fat? let alone stay alive
Yeah, that's the tip off. The guy would be thin as a rail and you would have to make a conscious effort to keep your face and hands that black. It's a hoax, but kind of a fun one.
So whos the guy being photographed and filmed?
@@geechyguy3441 Well obviously it's not a puppet and is human, so if it's a hoax, it must be an actor
Ok but you need to get more in detail, is he a worker at the bus store? That would explain the videos of him near the bus station, but what about the ones in the woods
@@geechyguy3441 No no it's literally a man who is half cat
im never thanking the bus driver again
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When exactly did ppl start thanking bus drivers,as if they`re doing it as a favour???,i find it amusing as mostly they are right grumpy bastards.
@@ufoclips1 fortnite m8
@@ufoclips1 Too true. I think you only pass an interview for McGills if you're Polish, on crack, or a royal c*nt of a soul.
I remember thinking I'd moved to a good area because there was no glass between me & the driver.🤣
SCP-106 has breached containment
Bring out the femur breaker
Ive heard about you for years and never actually checked out your channel. I can honestly say i regret it lol. The roof korean video is the first one i saw and now im hooked on these "mad lad" videos. Keep it up man.
Asshole cowboy 94 %..... C what I did der
We also have a cat man in italy lol, he's insane.
When he doesn't wrestle with dogs and homeless people he's doing some surgical operation to be more like a cat, installing fangs or cat-mustache.
Any vids
🤔🤔🤔
Commissar Purity sorry, WHAT
Saw a program about someone like that in America, look up Dennis Avner, aka Stalking Cat.
Ok, as an italian I now want more context
6:23 ... living where? In England?! M8, hand in your thistle & bagpipe licence.
Catman:
Everyone: TAKE MY FOOD, TAKE IT!
(Catman is actually a conspiracy set up by Garfield to get lasagne)
Another history lesson with Count Dankula.
Pic sauce?
Donald Trump shoots from the hip.
Sounds like analogue black face to me! Why isn't the BBC doing pointless videos on this for their website?
As a Scottish person I have no idea who this cat man is but I am ready to learn
To all the Weegie area Scots, they think Scotland = Central Belt, dinnae hold it against him.
@@policesquad at least swallow your drink before you start babbling incoherently
CyborgKnight I was born in Scotland but I have Irish heritage
@@sandmanbiden9301 so you are like the genetic waste from the 19th century Irish immigration?
Mohammad Tumtir yes
It's like someone moved New Jersey to Scotland and renamed it Greenock.
the locals they interviewed could be some animal hybrids aswell..
rick o,shay youch
YIKES
It's like they interviewed people from Salad Fingers Land or something....
🤣🤣🤣
It’s called drugs mate
It's Scotland so it's real.
:- ]
Loch Ness monster comes to mind.
The people of Greenock seems like the kind of people who would myths themselves in other cities
Underrated Comment
Gave the cat guy sandwiches and bottles of water. Also a couple of cans at festive period. Seriously was real. Never ever spoke and I spent almost every week giving this guy my leftovers etc. Stayed 2 mins from my flat. A homeless soul.
Which time period
@@MrRouxroux would've bn from 1990-1994 period
but where are the Catgirls of Scotland?
the catindividualofmiscellaneousgender of greenock
comfortably housed in government-funded housing receiving assistance and probably catfood-stamps.
They're called pussies and they live in Edinburgh
Sadly, this man seems a lot more normal than Purple Aki and General Butt Naked.
When your source is a clown, my skepticism jacks up.
Wow not a lot of people like Greenock, TBH it's actually an aright place when ur used to living here, ye the town centers a mess and yes that is the council's fault but it has very nice cenery and if you meet the right people nice people BTW I know that clown personally and he's a good person he does a fuck tone of charity work and is a good person all around 👍
Don't forget about our stunning views :)
I could never leave Greenock. The views are something that people just don't appreciate
Big scott
Mad Scott
@@Mick-ss7ro mad Michael
Why is it no matter where you go in Scotland and the North of England ,Junkies all have the same accent ?
Because they're scots..
incock nito apart from the northern english.......
@Ancient Power They aren't. Saxons didn't settle in Scotland like in england and they settled all the way in newcastle.
you aren't very cultured, mate
Everything I learn about Scotland reinforces my considered opinion that Scotland and Eastern Kentucky (where I'm from) are basically the same.
Lololol *Visits Ashland Mall* can confirm
Unless you're referencing the actual town called Eastern, never been there but I'll take your word
@@Stephenguitar93 Ashland mall is about a half hour drive from where I grew up. Haha! Small world!
Same here lol I just checked your soundcloud btw
Oh cool! Hope you liked it. I don't like any of those songs anymore. I think I spent too long with them. But that's just kind of how it goes.
Listening to these 2 talk with their accents while reading the comments caused me to mentally read them with an accent
Varg Vikerenes for Mad Lads
Yeah that's a good idea
The Griff “self defense”
@@m8eymcm846 "Let's find out!"
My vote goes for Simo "The White Death" Häyhä. The man was an absolute legend.
Varg is a tryhard tho, i think Dead was more the actual madlad out of the Norwegian black metal scene. Wanted his friends to fucking bury him alive so that he would look more dead for a show.
Absoloute mad cats: the biggest furry in greenock
Greencock*
Beware the Mad Cat Mk II
Hahah my dad met the cat man back in the 80/90s used to feed him or so he told me could be shite but
Hi I’m Scottish and from Greenock and I can confirm that yes, this is exactly what my home looks like. From the Neds, to the clown who sells balloons in front of burger king to Catman accepting chippies.
he never realizes he is the biggest madlad ever...
Possible mad lad for you Dank from the US. The Piggyback Bandit. He constantly tricks athletes into giving him piggyback rides by telling them he's a student reporter or a trainer.
Sounds like Purple Aki
Sounds shit
The sun has been up for nearly three hours, and I haven't had a single minute of sleep. Now that I'm awake to be greeted to a fresh Dankula vid, I no longer regret that.
I love the Mad Lad's series! My partner and I listen/watch it when winding down. To us, you're Papa Dankula.
You should do a story about the guy from Iran that lives in the desert and smokes cat poop in a rusty old pipe and eats rotten porcupine meat... And hasn't bathed in 60 years he doesn't cut his hair he just burns it off and he sleeps in a hole in the ground
That dude is pimpin
aka the whole population of iran
@ just search "dirtiest man in the world"
1:33 totally credible witness.
best comment
Purple Aki > Catman of Greenock.
One eats rats the other eats ass
The cat man don't try to rape people so I like him better than Purple Aki
I fucking love Scotland honestly it should be more famous that England fam😂
YÅ BØI LMC1010/\\/ went to Scotland a few years back to visit family. The first 5 minutes in the country I saw 3 separate arguments that almost turned to throwing hands. It was amazing
Shut up fucksake. Wit scottish guy says “fam” get tae fuck
England is way better you won’t get attacked youths as long as you avoid all the major cities and the entire north
YÅ BØI LMC1010/\\/ don’t say fam
A *WEEGERRLL* .
Also called "little girl". By normal people.
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@@shaunTalexander
I'm referring to the scottish woman's overly agressive pronounciation of "wee girl". :D
At 2:40, for example.
+James Esteron enjoy going through life moaning about things like that's then. Hope you like depression
@@shaunTalexander
...I'm not moaning ^^
I'm taking the piss out of the scottish accent.
He looks like Radical Larry aka SCP 106
He does..
oof
i wanna see these feet pictures you are talking about.
I'm curious, are they high definition? Asking for a friend...
@@turdferguson9190 jamie nooo
Man of taste I see
Bruh, u KNOW somethin's up when the CLOWN crosses the street to avoid SOMEONE ELSE. 😂
so, the first witness interviewed is a clown... literally a clown. Editing gold Count! Editing gold!
Turns out it was just George Galloway
Best comment on this video by far.
The LBC Roland Rat.
He is real I saw him last night after consuming a bottle of whisky.
He's real! My uncle's friend's mom saw him when she was driving by during a particularly strong sneeze that made her see stars!!
I'm half convinced at this point that count dankula is secretly a crime-fighting detective at night
The dedication. He camps in the closeby forester area in the dark so random people can find him. How many hours of just laying there, how many nights when noone came. Only because he liked the idea of this myth being true.
4:05 Count Dankula is asking the hard-hitting questions!
I'm from greenock and can tell you he is def real. People give him all kinds of food and clothes etc.. He sleeps in a bus station. Over the moon he made the shortlist for mad lads 😂
If he's still there, get some nice video from a dual-camera iPhone Excess.
I remember seeing him from a distance as a child several times. My grandparents lived in nearby Belville Street and my granda would often take me to the park or town and we would go through Scotts lane. I clearly remember my granda would often leave a wee bag tied to the fence on the way to where we were going containing scones or sandwiches etc and i would be so excited as a kid to see if the bag was gone on the way back home. Sometimes it was sometimes it wasnt but on several occasions there definitely was either a person or large animal moving around in the large pipes that were in the wasteground. I am 38 now so this would have been roughly 33 or 34 years ago.
How could the catman jump out at people if he couldnt stand on his own legs?
Captain Diomedes mibby he crawled who knows
He doesn't jump out at people
He's really good at pushups
years of crawling around on his stomach has given him extreme uperbody strength he is now as fast as a crawling zombie, he doesn't jump he probably does a very big flop..
Sprinting at people while doing handstands