Jack Churchill and a Live Studio Audience: Citation Needed 6x01

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  7 років тому +2116

    Welcome everyone who subscribed to this channel since the end of the last season of Citation Needed! Good luck.

    • @milesfarmer9148
      @milesfarmer9148 7 років тому +11

      Tom Scott Thank You

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 7 років тому +39

      I've never understood this. Who are these people who are subscribing and NOT going back to watch your old videos? Are there people who do this?

    • @GuyLogicGaming
      @GuyLogicGaming 7 років тому +4

      Ah, now this is a welcome surprise :D

    • @ColtaineCrows
      @ColtaineCrows 7 років тому +1

      That's more than likely the norm.

    • @sawspitfire422
      @sawspitfire422 7 років тому +2

      Fantastic as always, definitely want to see this live at some point

  • @TunnelDragon44
    @TunnelDragon44 6 років тому +3524

    When your DM says the game is set in world war 2, but you've already prepared a great barbarian character.

    • @BeccaMoses
      @BeccaMoses 4 роки тому +77

      not a bard?

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 4 роки тому +199

      @@BeccaMoses multiclass

    • @TheRealWilliamWhite
      @TheRealWilliamWhite 4 роки тому +190

      Bardbarian

    • @jonb4155
      @jonb4155 4 роки тому +77

      When your DM complains about how much stuff you are carrying in combat.

    • @LCrowsbeak
      @LCrowsbeak 4 роки тому +61

      My HM allowed me to use him in my characters backstory as the guy who trained him

  • @SollowP
    @SollowP 7 років тому +3263

    The best part was HOW he was captured by the Germans.
    "Churchill continued to lead his men in action against the German forces in Yugoslavia, but was eventually captured by the enemy while fighting for Point 622 on the island of Brac in the Adriatic Sea, when every man in his Commando team was killed or wounded and all of his revolver ammunition ran out. Knowing that he was not going to escape, and having no further means of killing Nazis, Jack started playing sad songs on his bagpipes until he was finally knocked unconscious by a frag grenade and taken off to the Sachsenhausen Concentration Camp."

    • @Jonic_P
      @Jonic_P 7 років тому +822

      The fact that a FRAG GRENADE was needed to ONLY make him unconscious, and therefore captured, is just mad in itself XD

    • @Haights
      @Haights 5 років тому +630

      "started playing sad songs on his bagpipes" So the LITERAL mournful parp of a bagpipe.

    • @ShroudedWolf51
      @ShroudedWolf51 5 років тому +118

      .....whoa. What a badass.

    • @shawnhutchison965
      @shawnhutchison965 4 роки тому +153

      The song being Will Ye Nae Come Back again (according to people who read books)

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 4 роки тому +54

      This guy was just plain epicness incarnate.

  • @martinseelig585
    @martinseelig585 7 років тому +1350

    somewhere, probably in South-America, there is a retierement home with an old former german soldier, who still gets PTSD-flashbacks when hearing bagpipes...
    "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, MAD JACK IS COMMING!"

    • @KaosFireMaker
      @KaosFireMaker 7 років тому +128

      Interesting fact about bagpipes. They were initially designed for psychological warfare. something about the caterwauling shrieks of damned souls

    • @sethbennett617
      @sethbennett617 5 років тому +105

      @@KaosFireMaker not technically. the bagpipe is a relatively mundane instrument and has many different forms however the highland bagpipe was designed for psychological warfare. but not all bagpipes are scottish. the scottish ones were very effective though

    • @tripleb5197
      @tripleb5197 5 років тому +75

      martin seelig Nazis: Our Stukas scream like Banshees, like devils coming from Hell to destroy your wretched army. Your decadent nation will be reduced to ashes and brought to its knees.
      British: Oh ok. You might have a problem with Jack though.
      Nazis: None of your soldiers could possibly withstand German - Franz, hörst du etwas?
      *Distant screams in not-Scottish*

    • @arthurhenriqued.a.ribeiro2078
      @arthurhenriqued.a.ribeiro2078 4 роки тому +3

      @@tripleb5197 Tamil or something thereby?

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 роки тому +2

      I imagine that’s a big problem in South America

  • @KhaoticPhoenix
    @KhaoticPhoenix 7 років тому +1564

    "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed." Jack Churchill

    • @ralexcraft990
      @ralexcraft990 3 роки тому +14

      I love his quotes

    • @steeljawX
      @steeljawX Рік тому +6

      I feel like he's probably the inspiration for Bethesda's FallOut series openings. "War. War never changes." Because Jack wouldn't have any of it and showed the world otherwise.

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 Рік тому

      And I agree with him

  • @szczurek2725
    @szczurek2725 Рік тому +188

    "The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible."
    - Mark Twain

  • @TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU
    @TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU 7 років тому +1013

    He wasn't Scottish, but we'll happily claim him, what a legend

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 3 роки тому +21

      It is usually the other way around, the English claiming Scots.

    • @sourcererseven3858
      @sourcererseven3858 3 роки тому +28

      Wait, is that why their signature sword is called a ClaimMore? Interesting.

    • @TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU
      @TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU 3 роки тому +15

      @@sourcererseven3858 No, and it's a claymore, which is a word derived from the gaelic for 'great sword'

    • @jonathonellis5604
      @jonathonellis5604 3 роки тому +20

      @@TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU r/WOOOOSH

    • @ihavenocockandimustcream
      @ihavenocockandimustcream 3 роки тому +8

      Honorary Scotsman

  • @mcgrewgs
    @mcgrewgs 3 роки тому +411

    8:20 "Might I suggest a pitching wedge, sir? They're awfully dug in." I feel like the others mostly missed it, but Chris absolutely killed me with that line.

    • @chrisoddy8744
      @chrisoddy8744 Рік тому +31

      And like most situations where you need a lot of clearance in golf, it involves bunkers 🤣

  • @samuelwilde4849
    @samuelwilde4849 7 років тому +733

    By the way the camp that jack Churchill was captured at was one very near Berlin meaning that the nearby town in Chris's massive rant is Berlin
    Just thought that was a fact that made the story a lot funnier

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 3 роки тому +61

      Which leads to the amusing thought that in Chris's world, Jack Churchill did Eva

    • @vidareggum6118
      @vidareggum6118 3 роки тому +8

      That fact took the story to the next level😂

    • @edwardphilibin3151
      @edwardphilibin3151 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Trek001Yet another reason I really want to live in Chris's world. The second reason being Henricus.

  • @glenmoody-elias1040
    @glenmoody-elias1040 7 років тому +1916

    This man's a tabletop campaign. The entire thing.

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 7 років тому +53

      Glen Moody-Elias that man is just the terminator in real life. That giy was just unstoppable. if you would make him a game corrector you would just instantly win the game as soon as you can play as him.

    • @SollowP
      @SollowP 7 років тому +106

      He was a muilti classed Bard and Ranger.

    • @defeatstatistics7413
      @defeatstatistics7413 7 років тому +15

      Is this Boxcar Joe, The Magic Hobo?

    • @InfamousArmstrong
      @InfamousArmstrong 7 років тому +15

      Glen Moody-Elias
      He's a Far Cry Protagonist

    • @wea1117
      @wea1117 5 років тому +23

      I'm going with possible in 5e but only if you do it as a Hexblade Warlock. Which actually makes a scary amount of sense. You'd need to make a pact with some sort of demon to be able to do all that.

  • @GryphLane
    @GryphLane 5 років тому +546

    "...with the stringy bit of the bow"
    That'd be the string, Gary 🤣

    • @dseray9494
      @dseray9494 2 роки тому +10

      Specifically the Drawstring, but yes

  • @CharlesLaCour
    @CharlesLaCour 7 років тому +648

    My wife worked for a consulting company that worked on Wang computers and they had a catch phrase of "We'll do wonders with your Wang"

    • @havtor007
      @havtor007 7 років тому +25

      That is amazing

    • @Michael75579
      @Michael75579 7 років тому +68

      Don't forget the infamous "Wang cares" slogan. Even if this didn't actually happen, it sounds like the sort of thing marketing would come up with.

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 4 роки тому +12

      And that is how you met her, right?

    • @thedoublek4816
      @thedoublek4816 2 роки тому +7

      @Richard Harrold I unironically had to repeat that like 15 times in a row to get it. Luckily, I am alone in my office now, would be surely a weird thing to observe, lad sitting at his desk, mumbling something on repeat and then bursting into laughter.

  • @olivergs9840
    @olivergs9840 5 років тому +953

    It's happened.
    The Chris scored biscuits so hard that it became a point

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 роки тому +73

      THE Chris?

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 4 роки тому +84

      @@AgentTasmania The Chris.

    • @jamesmccann5644
      @jamesmccann5644 4 роки тому +25

      @@AgentTasmania technically there is no other Chris that would make sense in this context, as there is only one Chris in the video. So THE isnt so bad. Would still be better to say Chris.

    • @tjoin8526
      @tjoin8526 4 роки тому +27

      @@jamesmccann5644 The Chris

    • @teridactyl1250
      @teridactyl1250 4 роки тому +19

      @@jamesmccann5644 The Chris.

  • @knightshousegames
    @knightshousegames 7 років тому +1372

    Part of me wishes Jack Churchill and Seargent Reckless had somehow crossed paths in life. Oh the adventures they could have had...

    • @louisgordon4388
      @louisgordon4388 7 років тому +159

      knightshousegames I can see it already, "The adventures of Churchill and Reckless"

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 7 років тому +319

      My only concern is giving Jack Churchill access to recoiless rifles and a means of transport faster than walking. He might have toppled the North AND South Korean governments and claimed the entire peninsula for himself in the name of Ceylon.

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 7 років тому +54

      Why stop at Korea? He'd conquered the world!

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 7 років тому +88

      Well yeah, but he'd have to build his motherbase somewhere. Where else is he going to keep his recoilless rifles, hand grenades, and extra claymores? Also, Reckless needs her stable to be somewhere.

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 7 років тому +19

      *basket-hilted sword

  • @sksthrowaway2270
    @sksthrowaway2270 7 років тому +681

    The "medical evacuations" that Tom mentioned involved coordinating the evacuation of 700 people from the Hebrew University in Jerusalem during the 1948 War for Independence. The road leading into the university is named "Churchill Road" in his honor.

    • @st0rmforce
      @st0rmforce 7 років тому +140

      It doesn't matter how many times you increase the length of the hero scale to fit him on it, you'll just hear another fact that pushes him off the end.

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 років тому +21

      @@st0rmforce He's a true madlad

    • @StoutProper
      @StoutProper 3 роки тому +20

      Bet plenty assume it’s named after winston

    • @ButchWilson
      @ButchWilson Рік тому +2

      "MYSTERY BISCUITS!!" (How did that slip by all this time?)

    • @renerpho
      @renerpho 8 місяців тому +5

      @@StoutProper It is. We actually confirmed from historical sources, and the Jerusalem municipal office, after which the claim was removed from the Wikipedia article (see the article talk page for details). The street was named after Winston Churchill in 1975; his grandson spoke at the event. Winston Churchill was there in 1921 at a tree planting ceremony, which is ultimately why that particular street was named after him.

  • @ltericdavis2237
    @ltericdavis2237 7 років тому +575

    Now I think we have another front runner for "needs to be animated" with this one.

    • @td23asus
      @td23asus 6 років тому +17

      Factoid please yes this would be awesome

    • @nathanielhill8156
      @nathanielhill8156 10 місяців тому

      No, I want a live action from the studio of Hacksaw Ridge.

  • @Nuarent
    @Nuarent 7 років тому +490

    Technically, it was a basket-hilted arming sword, which is indeed Scottish and sometimes referred to as a claymore, but it's important to specify that he wasn't charging into battle with a giant two-handed sword.

    • @Nuarent
      @Nuarent 7 років тому +65

      No, I'm just kind of a pedant when it comes to archaic weaponry.

    • @Stigvandr
      @Stigvandr 7 років тому +20

      What is the purpose of a basket-hilted sword, when all of your is armed with mere bayonets?

    • @Nuarent
      @Nuarent 7 років тому +79

      Well, it's badass, for one

    • @SomeOtherPooma
      @SomeOtherPooma 7 років тому +86

      I'm pretty sure that he thought any officer who went into battle without a sword of some kind was improperly dressed.
      Which absolutely does not explain the kilt, the longbow or the bagpipes.

    • @korakys
      @korakys 7 років тому +29

      Claymore can refer to two different types of swords, one of which is a basket-hilted broadsword.

  • @impishDullahan
    @impishDullahan 7 років тому +874

    Jack Churchill, the original Leroy Jenkins.
    (Also the most successful.)

    • @spencerhansen2927
      @spencerhansen2927 6 років тому +8

      The Impish Dullahan I disagree, look up Leo Major

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +6

      At least he has chicken.

    • @Grubiantoll
      @Grubiantoll 5 років тому +18

      No Leroy Jenkins died and wiped the whole group, Jack never died and hardly ever was not victorious, Jack probably would be able to beat Leeroys character if it was real with all the armor and paladin abilities

    • @Primenumber19
      @Primenumber19 4 роки тому +1

      Custer IMO

  • @kvdveer
    @kvdveer 7 років тому +270

    With subtitles; now even those speaking English as a secondary language can follow this! Now we just need detailed background pages to understand the UK-only references...

    • @MetaalMeerkat
      @MetaalMeerkat 7 років тому +3

      Uhm no... English is my second Language, but I can understand it just fine, no subtitles needed. And even though I am from Africa, I could follow the UK references.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +62

      @@MetaalMeerkat Well aren't you a bloody genius then

    • @markpenrice6253
      @markpenrice6253 3 роки тому +2

      Um ... Wikipedia?

  • @tomstech4390
    @tomstech4390 7 років тому +371

    Just cremated my dad (funeral day, i didnt just do it for fun) and im not sure anything could have cheered me up more than this other than the possibility of a new series of episodes airing over the next few days/weeks.

    • @Brannersatlarge
      @Brannersatlarge 7 років тому +31

      Toms Tech *fistbump*

    • @KusaneHexaku
      @KusaneHexaku 5 років тому +83

      Toms Tech
      i must admit i do quite enjoy how you had to label it that you were not doing it as a pastime

    • @TheLaptopLagger
      @TheLaptopLagger 5 років тому +63

      I feel sorry for your loss but, is it bad that I read "funeral day, I didn't just do it for fun." in an over the top brummy accent

    • @pickle5666
      @pickle5666 5 років тому +5

      Kusane Hexaku it's the type of pastime you only get to do once...

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 3 роки тому +4

      🖤

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi Рік тому +48

    Chris *started* the episode mentioning surfing, and then we get 13:28
    it's like poetry, it rhymes.

  • @tylerhamilton1030
    @tylerhamilton1030 7 років тому +767

    Tom - "What did he qualify as in the Army?" Gary - "Supermarket?"

    • @rossmac33
      @rossmac33 7 років тому +65

      Gunnery Sergeant Supermarket- he was renowned for his logistical prowess.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 7 років тому +94

      Like in Pulp Fiction, where the coffee shop manager said "I'm just a coffee shop-" and got cut off, so he was in the credits as "Coffee Shop"

    • @jesusgonzalez6715
      @jesusgonzalez6715 7 років тому +23

      rossmac33 logistics wins the war. every single time.

    • @adiuntesserande6893
      @adiuntesserande6893 4 роки тому +13

      @@jesusgonzalez6715 No, *normally* logistics win the war. In this case, Jack Churchill won the war, damned near singlehandedly.

    • @alanholck7995
      @alanholck7995 3 роки тому +16

      @@rossmac33 Logistics is important - they need to supply arrows & claymore polish

  • @heyoitskram5748
    @heyoitskram5748 Рік тому +270

    Tom Scott in Citation Needed: He's NOT Scottish
    Tom Scott in Lateral: He's the Scottsman with a claymore

    • @DavidChiappini
      @DavidChiappini Рік тому +47

      Not Scottish, but a true Scottsman at heart

    • @MusikCassette
      @MusikCassette Рік тому +31

      That is the true Scottsman fallacy ^^

    • @auroraourania7161
      @auroraourania7161 2 місяці тому +2

      It wouldn't surprise me if he was ethnically Scottish. I've seen photos of him and he was white, so at the very least his family wasn't from Sri Lanka

  • @RoseArtemis24
    @RoseArtemis24 7 років тому +171

    I am now of the opinion that we won the war because of Claymores, Longbows, and Umbrellas and I shall not be swayed, this is fantastic

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому +6

      @Richard Harrold The true englishman is immune to rain and carries the umbrella only because it fit's to his lounge suit.

  • @SullySideUp
    @SullySideUp 3 роки тому +248

    "with a longbow you are quite a way back"
    "Norway"
    Well blimey that is quite a way back

  • @GerackSerack
    @GerackSerack 7 років тому +85

    He used a basket-hilt sword, which is also know as a claymore, and should not be confused with the two handed claymores of medieval times. This basket-hilted swords are the officer's swords for many scottish regiments.

  • @gerardlp640
    @gerardlp640 Рік тому +43

    Even after 6 years I find it one of the most entertaining shows on the internet

  • @ianmcdougall2898
    @ianmcdougall2898 7 років тому +165

    First the Jimmy Carter rabbit incident and now Jack Churchill, it's fairly obvious why Chris has the introduction he does...

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans 7 років тому +296

    Yup, Still my favorite Gary Brannon

    • @bensculfor4630
      @bensculfor4630 7 років тому +38

      He's everyone's favourite Gary Brannon.

    • @richardleonhard3971
      @richardleonhard3971 7 років тому +33

      He's my second favourite Gary Brannon. Don't know who's my favourite but there's always room for improvement

    • @Hannah_Em
      @Hannah_Em 7 років тому +9

      HERESY!

  • @PSpurgeonCubFan
    @PSpurgeonCubFan Рік тому +19

    Found out this one was close to a million. Came back for another view and laughed myself silly … again

  • @gazelle1467
    @gazelle1467 7 років тому +926

    The window causes the grey dot optical illusion thats pretty cool

  • @libbybollinger5901
    @libbybollinger5901 7 років тому +818

    I feel personally offended you guys never mentioned the fact that he wore a kilt at war.

    • @SofosProject
      @SofosProject 7 років тому +256

      Libby Bollinger To be honest, I kind of just assumed it, given everything else. XD

    • @hanss3147
      @hanss3147 7 років тому +73

      pft, the entire newfoundland regiment wore kilts in wwi

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 7 років тому +50

      Despite not being Scottish?

    • @JasonWD
      @JasonWD 7 років тому +27

      North Americans are weird like that. Have you seen St-Patricks day here?

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 7 років тому +48

      He wasn't North American; he was from Ceylon. Unless you meant the Newfoundland regiment.

  • @teridactyl1250
    @teridactyl1250 4 роки тому +124

    ‘Hello, I’m Chris Joel, reading references to surfing in the King James Bible’
    And not 15 minutes later they’re talking about a madman surfing with a claymore. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Місяць тому +3

      Clearly, Jack Churchill was referenced in the King James Bible.

  • @kated442
    @kated442 Рік тому +19

    I love the fact that Chris’s intro is about anachronistic surfing and then the article includes anachronistic surfing

  • @insomniceagle
    @insomniceagle 5 років тому +59

    oke so i've seen this episode many times now and it always gets to me but at the moment i am in absolute STITCHES over Gary's face a 03:40, just watching the realization of Tom telling him that Jack Churchil did, in fact, bring his long bow into WW2 materialize on his face is priceless

  • @arjovenzia
    @arjovenzia 6 років тому +39

    With such a topic, hard not to, but my favorite citation needed episode. Chris's description of the breakout, 11/10

  • @Shadowfire646
    @Shadowfire646 7 років тому +463

    "You got three bullets"
    "I shoot the bagpipes."
    "...3 times."

    • @chadfalkin6850
      @chadfalkin6850 7 років тому +15

      Churchill probably made his out of kevlar

    • @nerdytech7287
      @nerdytech7287 7 років тому +19

      Chad Falkin he made the bagpipes out of leather and bones from The Enemies he conquered.
      after hearing this mans story i am blooody chuffed to be from Ceylon.

  • @ParkerMan0
    @ParkerMan0 Рік тому +15

    I'm back to watch this from the lateral episode

  • @imnotselma3305
    @imnotselma3305 7 років тому +26

    If that was a Norwegian accent Chris was going for, I must say that I like that the most prominent feature of said accent was a part of phonology that we don't have in Norwegian

  • @skypig
    @skypig Місяць тому +2

    7 years later and still one of the greatest videos on the platform, favourite citation needed of mine by a country mile

  • @tripleb5197
    @tripleb5197 7 років тому +114

    There was also Digby Tatham-Warter, a British soldier during WWII who disabled a German armored car ... with an umbrella. I am not making this up.
    EDIT: Did not realize the bonus clip was about him.

  • @Daisydaybeauty151104
    @Daisydaybeauty151104 7 років тому +99

    I tried to explain what this was to my friend... it wasn't easy. "These four men on the internet try to guess a Wikipedia thing and get points and mystery biscuits."

    • @TimothyGreenTRiG
      @TimothyGreenTRiG 7 років тому +21

      Emily Eve Newton Tell them it's a panel show. If they've never heard of panel shows at all before, they're in for a whole new world of pleasure.

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane 7 років тому +9

      Timothy Green I never made the connection between my love for panel shows and my love for this. Of course this is a panel show!

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 роки тому +1

      I just used Tom's usual explanation. Works for me!

  • @freespam9236
    @freespam9236 7 років тому +93

    There are 2 types of grenades offensive and defensive(some more but not that important here)
    offensive have small blast radius around 20m and might only do blast damage
    defensive, frag(mentation) grenades, having large blast radius with small fragments that are lethal projectiles, hard cover like a trench or wall required
    and for love of god, somebody make a movie of this guy

    • @LS-sp5hr
      @LS-sp5hr 4 роки тому +1

      In addition, the line often drawn between them is that defensive grenades often have a larger explosive radius than you can throw it, whereas offensive grenades don't.

    • @BioYuGi
      @BioYuGi 4 роки тому +2

      Both of these feels offensive in purpose to me and the supposedly 'defensive' one is the far more destructive of the two so I have no idea how that works.

    • @LS-sp5hr
      @LS-sp5hr 4 роки тому +6

      @@BioYuGi The idea is that the defensive grenade is thrown from a trench into an open area, where the thrower can duck back down. The offensive grenade is thrown a long distance into a trench, and thus doesn't have to have such a high explosive radius

    • @freespam9236
      @freespam9236 4 роки тому +4

      @@BioYuGi conflict is never nice - but sadly it happens and tools in war need to have names
      ones are mainly usable in defending way while other is more fit attacking/offensive acts
      defensive one can be more destructive because it's used from position that has protection - like from a tranche

  • @knghtbrd
    @knghtbrd 2 роки тому +7

    STILL my favorite Citation Needed four years later. This was so much fun!

  • @charliespinoza1966
    @charliespinoza1966 7 років тому +240

    Oh gosh, Chris' surfing reference at the beginning...foreshadowing?

    • @helloworld4390
      @helloworld4390 7 років тому +2

      Charli Y God you sound like my English teacher

    • @helloworld4390
      @helloworld4390 7 років тому

      The little question stuck on the end...

    • @octopus44445
      @octopus44445 6 років тому +6

      I didn't catch that till just now and I rewatch all of citation needed at least like twice a month.

  • @diamondflaw
    @diamondflaw 7 років тому +31

    Brilliant! Made me think a good bit of Lindybeige's video about "Don't duck, it doesn't do any good and the men don't like it."

  • @squidsbizarreadventure
    @squidsbizarreadventure Рік тому +10

    Congratulations on 1M views!!! Love you Techdiff 🎉🎉🎉

  • @Jpwoody03
    @Jpwoody03 Рік тому +13

    Came here to get it to a mil but stayed for the story

  • @MikeRees
    @MikeRees 7 років тому +18

    I've been waiting 6 series for this episode. The best article on wikipedia.

  • @diamondrel5190
    @diamondrel5190 3 роки тому +47

    I just realized, at 8:05, when Chris mentions a batman, he's talking in cricket terms, not an orphan in a bat costume. 10 rewatches

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph 3 роки тому +26

      No, a batman was a soldier who acted as a personal servant (like a valet) for an officer. Another term for a valet, in civilian life, was gentleman's gentleman, which Chris says. Think of Jeeves.
      They do quickly move on to talking about cricket batsmen, but the original reference is to a military officer's servant.

  • @ThePixel1983
    @ThePixel1983 5 років тому +45

    15:04 Soundboard snippet, Tom: "The what?"

  • @CinemaDemocratica
    @CinemaDemocratica 2 роки тому +18

    There will now be a brief delay while every single soul who has ever watched this episode steps aside to search for the footage of the guy trying to play bagpipes while he parachutes to the ground.

  • @greatniss
    @greatniss 7 років тому +9

    I'm so glad you did something about Jack Churchill, I have thought he was the manliest man for years.

  • @mistaecco
    @mistaecco 7 років тому +142

    As an American who needs to google half the references you guys make in every episode, I'm so excited to see more!

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 7 років тому +10

      Biscuit = cookie. You're welcome :p

    • @Slye_Fox
      @Slye_Fox 7 років тому +26

      Biscuit =/= Cookie. They are different.

    • @mistaecco
      @mistaecco 7 років тому +29

      I'm getting mixed signals from this comment chain and have no idea what to believe anymore.

    • @Slye_Fox
      @Slye_Fox 7 років тому +11

      Yes, I know. But that's not the case. A cookie is soft & doughy, like a chocolate chip cookie. Biscuits are hard & crumbly, like an Oreo.

    • @vanillasadboi
      @vanillasadboi 7 років тому +2

      American biscuits are savoury scones.

  • @gsurfer04
    @gsurfer04 7 років тому +250

    Why hasn't a developer made a video game about Jack Churchill yet?

  • @JimFaindel
    @JimFaindel 4 роки тому +9

    I've only just discovered this wonderful show, and never in my life had I laughed so hard for such a long stretch of time. Thank you.

  • @EmmaLiza
    @EmmaLiza 7 років тому +57

    Gary: Well with the longbow, you are quite a way back...
    Tom: Norway.
    Me: Well not necessarily that far.

    • @spudbee
      @spudbee 2 роки тому

      I glad I'm not the only one who thought that

  • @nuancedhumour
    @nuancedhumour 7 років тому +459

    I must say, love the production value! don't get me wrong, the episodes in the kitchen have their charm, and the material is still funny, but this looks so polished and professional. It could be on TV!

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 7 років тому +41

      I think a kitchen version with a 360 camera in a fifth chair could be good. Watch in VR as if you are sitting with them. (I suggested this before when Tom asked for 360 ideas, but it was probably lost in the many, many comments.)

    • @dublowduck7823
      @dublowduck7823 7 років тому +6

      Or maybe in the middle.

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 7 років тому +13

      Well see I though an extra seat because then you'd feel like you were part of the conversation. You could do it in the middle, but you'd pretty much have to be on a spinney chair to look at who's speaking, but with an extra seat you get a good view of the whole table.

    • @dublowduck7823
      @dublowduck7823 7 років тому +3

      Yes good idea, although it wouldn't work on the two long tables set up used in series 3 and the other live show!

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 7 років тому +3

      But a live audience could still be done in the round, like in Alan Davis' As Yet Untitled :)

  • @mittfh
    @mittfh Рік тому +18

    Rewatching after Jack turned up in Lateral...

  • @bouncingboredom
    @bouncingboredom 7 років тому +45

    Another great thing about that Norway portion of the story; the name of the operation was Operation Archery. You couldn't make it up.

  • @charlierw123
    @charlierw123 6 років тому +22

    Natalie Portmanteau is so simple yet so unbelievably clever

  • @benja_mint
    @benja_mint 4 місяці тому +3

    still hoping Citation Needed is brought back one day for a few more episodes... :)

  • @johnny2003
    @johnny2003 7 років тому +16

    Run into battle, bag piping, and throwing a grenade should be a movie.

  • @JacobShepley
    @JacobShepley 7 років тому +49

    When I saw the title I immediately thought: "wasn't that the guy with the claymore?"

    • @ryank1273
      @ryank1273 3 роки тому +1

      And terrified the Germans?

    • @dave_h_8742
      @dave_h_8742 3 роки тому +1

      That sergeant must have been pissed off WTF iz this ?

  • @nikeipod1
    @nikeipod1 5 років тому +7

    one of the best tech dif episodes

  • @Ludix147
    @Ludix147 7 років тому +2

    This is the good corner of UA-cam. Weird but friendly and informative. Now more people need to realize that.

  • @aldamert
    @aldamert Рік тому +11

    1M LES GO!

  • @bbgun061
    @bbgun061 7 років тому +78

    I've always wondered if Chris's introduction is "He reads books, y'know?" or "He reads books you know."

    • @kwibloupthesomething
      @kwibloupthesomething 3 роки тому +9

      according to the subtitles, it’s y’know

    • @angusperson4222
      @angusperson4222 2 роки тому +11

      I always heard it as "he reads books, you know it's Chris Joel."

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Рік тому +2

      Or "He reads books, you know it's Chris Joel"

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph 7 місяців тому

      He reads. Books, you know it's Chris Joel.

  • @Ciara_Turner
    @Ciara_Turner 2 роки тому +11

    I can't believe it's been so long since this series

  • @alexholker1309
    @alexholker1309 2 роки тому +1

    8:30 As a long overdue explanation, there are offensive grenades and defensive grenades. Defensive fragmentation grenades are the ones Tom Scott is thinking of here, and aren't designed to be throwable further than their effective lethal radius.

  • @nokatsallowed
    @nokatsallowed 7 років тому +21

    Thank you thank you I've only watched the other episodes repeatedly in anticipation

    • @SpamQGamers
      @SpamQGamers 7 років тому +6

      now to repeat this ep hahaha

    • @snowfloofcathug
      @snowfloofcathug 7 років тому

      SpamQGamers I can't tell if you're joking or not but I am starting to feel a bit creepy because this is the third time I'm watching this xD ;-;

  • @thom628b
    @thom628b 7 років тому +1

    Absolutely wonderful show. I must admit that i didn't think the live studio audience would work, but it worked beautifully. My thanks to Chris, Gerry, Matt for participating in the wonderful show, and to you Tom for making it happen and letting us see it.

  • @hughjass1976
    @hughjass1976 Рік тому +11

    Who else had to come back and watch this after the Lateral clip

  • @keetrandling4530
    @keetrandling4530 2 роки тому +2

    Such a pleasure to virtually hang out with folks so much smarter than oneself, thanks 😊

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 3 роки тому +3

    This is my favourite episode of Citation Needed ever

  • @williamrose3413
    @williamrose3413 3 роки тому +3

    Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them...only you, Jack Churchill. Rip and tear, until it is done.

  • @vel0city96
    @vel0city96 7 років тому +167

    YUSSSSS.
    So fancy, but please be more than 5 episodes though...

    • @TomScottGo
      @TomScottGo  7 років тому +162

      You're in luck! There are six.

    • @justneky
      @justneky 7 років тому +19

      do thirty seven

    • @vel0city96
      @vel0city96 7 років тому +13

      I remember ye olden days when we had 7-9 episodes per series.
      Oh well. Better than 5.

    • @trig
      @trig 7 років тому +37

      Drunken Christmas special?....Pretty please!

    • @valty3727
      @valty3727 7 років тому +21

      This is great news for my entertainment and bad news for my finals

  • @ColinHuth
    @ColinHuth 7 років тому +3

    I can't begin to imagine how much production work this required, but I'm so glad you did it, Tom.

  • @qwertyTRiG
    @qwertyTRiG 3 роки тому +5

    On what may be my fiftieth viewing, I still somehow completely cracked up on Gary's confused "supermarket?"

  • @ta-theoadonis465
    @ta-theoadonis465 Рік тому +8

    Hello to all the fellas who come from the Lateral clip or podcast episode!!

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 Рік тому +10

    Hello to everyone arriving here after the latest Lateral highlight video 👋

  • @meekle8891
    @meekle8891 7 років тому +8

    That was it, the best Citation Needed episode ever. We can go home now

  • @w0033944
    @w0033944 7 років тому +76

    Tom needs to do a video from the Didcot Railway Museum, who have a working lineside TPO mechanism.

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 7 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/0EGQWAZghaM/v-deo.html

  • @bigweld4328
    @bigweld4328 5 років тому +7

    this will always be the greatest episode of CN

  • @erneizhyde2660
    @erneizhyde2660 5 років тому +9

    Revisited this 2 years later, now I know that the "claymore" mentioned here is the one-handed Scottish basket-hilted sword, and not the huge two-handed sword most people nowadays commonly attribute the name to, which the casts seem to think here as well.

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, that would make it even better if it was.

  • @TinyTim4115
    @TinyTim4115 3 роки тому +2

    How has a movie about this man's life not been made yet!?

  • @chaseisagoat
    @chaseisagoat 6 років тому +13

    I feel more impressed when i get an answer right on this show than I do when I watch Jeopardy

  • @TheEternalPeanut
    @TheEternalPeanut 7 років тому +2

    It's these kind of things that keep me watching Tom's channel to this day. And by "these kind of things" I mean literally everything he does. Awesome stuff!

  • @hmoham
    @hmoham 7 років тому +17

    Why the bloody hell has there not been a movie about this person? I'd watch it.

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 5 років тому

      Which actor could possibly portray him?

    • @subduedreader5627
      @subduedreader5627 5 років тому +1

      We'd have to combine David Niven & Audie Murphy

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 4 роки тому +2

      Can Chris act?

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ThePixel1983he playing Jack Churchill would be awesome, and would surely make him happy as well

    • @ThePixel1983
      @ThePixel1983 Рік тому +1

      @@meetaverma8372 And Gary as Winston Churchill? 😂 ("And some cheweweweweweees!")

  • @ABaumstumpf
    @ABaumstumpf 7 років тому +30

    Churchill - a real badass - he could feature in borderlands 3 and would not look out of place.

    • @TheRealPentigan
      @TheRealPentigan 7 років тому +1

      Unless he forgets to trade in the longbow for a rifle.

    • @willherondale6367
      @willherondale6367 7 років тому

      ABaumstumpf omg this has to happen now

    • @ianhopping105
      @ianhopping105 18 днів тому

      Bit overpowered and unrealistic...

  • @TheSpannerJNR
    @TheSpannerJNR Рік тому +4

    1 MILLION!!!!! 🎉🎉

  • @keldfrslev3935
    @keldfrslev3935 7 років тому +53

    YES!!! It's back :D

  • @rosettasmith2119
    @rosettasmith2119 7 років тому +5

    At last!I never get tired of watching Citation needed.

  • @inlizwetrusst7904
    @inlizwetrusst7904 Рік тому +1

    happy 1 mil views! just a reminder of how loved this show is

  • @chadfalkin6850
    @chadfalkin6850 7 років тому +24

    Imagine Churchill riding Sergeant Reckless

    • @timoheinz2879
      @timoheinz2879 3 роки тому +2

      Can we please have this in a movie?

  • @apjtv2540
    @apjtv2540 2 роки тому +2

    I've only just stumbled across this series now and I have, hand on heart, never laughed so hard at any online show that I can remember. This is so goddamn brilliant. Also, obligatory note that yes, Jack Churchill is a goddamn lunatic and we all love him for it.

  • @Draugo
    @Draugo 4 роки тому +9

    This is still my favorite episode. I just can't stop laughing through it.

  • @SindriMjolnir
    @SindriMjolnir 7 років тому +3

    I think this is my favorite episode ever. This dude is insane!

  • @pirat87pl
    @pirat87pl 4 роки тому +9

    This is hands down THE BEST episode. Cried laughing every time.

  • @allthelittlethings8302
    @allthelittlethings8302 3 роки тому +3

    This is my most favourite episode of Citation Needed! So hilarious.