The M&Ms are not Hot Anymore: Somehow, a serious video about the evils of colonialism.

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  • @kseniav586
    @kseniav586 2 роки тому +1585

    I'm a middle school teacher and we were reading the UN Declaration of Human Rights the other day. Kids genuinely asked me why did one of the chapters prohibit slavery if it ended a hundred years ago, obviously there are no slaves today. And I laughed a bitter, bitter laugh. And when after class I went to the teacher's room to complain, it turned out most of my colleagues thought the same. Now excuse me while I go bang my head against the whiteboard.

    • @spencerharmon4669
      @spencerharmon4669 2 роки тому +143

      You're a good teacher. I'm sorry for the way society mistreats your profession.

    • @MammaApa
      @MammaApa 2 роки тому +147

      There are more people in slavery right this minute than there ever where at any given moment during what we think of the time slavery was still a thing.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 2 роки тому +79

      Well, I'd suggest you make your next lesson about slavery today. Maybe leave out sex trafficking, unless they're old enough for that.

    • @trademisconception9816
      @trademisconception9816 2 роки тому +31

      I hope you end up teaching them about it, if you haven’t already done so.

    • @marcrow9114
      @marcrow9114 2 роки тому +2

      @@MammaApa really? :-(

  • @galactic85
    @galactic85 2 роки тому +1039

    The fact that the chocolate industry uses slave labor to produce coco is an open secret and I wish more people talked about it.

    • @refundreplay
      @refundreplay 2 роки тому +33

      People talk about it all the time.
      i wish you people would help me DO MORE ABOUT IT.

    • @bigsiskrishere
      @bigsiskrishere 2 роки тому +37

      Same goes for the coffee industry. I hope that this lawsuit leads to reperations for those enslaved, and helps crack down on other companies relying on slave labor.

    • @refundreplay
      @refundreplay 2 роки тому +23

      @@bigsiskrishere Like the electronics industry. and mineral extraction. and straight up home servitude in Libya. The "biblical" type.

    • @galactic85
      @galactic85 2 роки тому +26

      @@refundreplay This is probably a matter of what social circles we participate in. Personally no one I know talks about it, I have only seen it discussed online recently as a result of this recent stunt that Mars pulled, and out of all my friends I am the only one that talks about it and seems to know it is a thing. But I get what you were trying to say. Talk is nothing without ACTION to go with it. That is a point worth remembering.

    • @marcrow9114
      @marcrow9114 2 роки тому +3

      @@galactic85 ✊

  • @erinbranscome7015
    @erinbranscome7015 2 роки тому +468

    I think it's important to stress how being more oppressed in one area actually INCREASES your likelihood of contributing to oppression -- something particularly screwed about our system. Like, when we were living in a hella rural area where the only place to buy affordable clothing was the WalMart 45 minutes away, my Mom shopped at WalMart. It was that or send her four kids to school naked and without any school supplies. She did not have the money to spend elsewhere (or drive the 2-3 hours to a location where we MIGHT have found equally cheap options). Now that she's in a more economically secure place (not rich, by any means, but not in poverty) she tries to buy products that are more ethical, and is more selective about where she shops. But that's an economic privilege she never had before. Likewise, I'm disabled. Because the US government thinks disabled people can exist on only $600/month, I'm dependent on my family. Thankfully, my mom is able to work as my caregiver. If she didn't, I'd be entirely dependent on caregivers paid through a government program (IHSS) -- and they pay FAR below a living wage in this area. So many disabled people are in a horrible ethical position where they end up participating in the exploitation of service workers (largely marginalized themselves) in order to survive. It's FUCKED.

    • @frigginjerk
      @frigginjerk 2 роки тому +33

      Capitalism is basically "Bum Fights" on an international scale.

    • @unholylemonpledge9730
      @unholylemonpledge9730 2 роки тому

      Using walmart = evil ???

    • @Enzaio
      @Enzaio 2 роки тому +42

      Being ethical is a luxury in our society, which tells you all about how fucked up we are.

    • @thermophile1695
      @thermophile1695 2 роки тому +7

      Just a question, what's life like for a disabledperson in America? I've heard a lot of things, some good, some bad, but the only firsthand description I got was from a roomate with fainting spells (he could walk, but he'd stay in a wheelchair most of the time because he could just tip over and fall on his face without warning) who couldn't get full pay in most jobs, so he became a freelance programmer.

    • @HyenaDandy
      @HyenaDandy 2 роки тому +20

      ​@@thermophile1695There are some protections. It's, like, better than being disabled in, I don't know, Victorian London or something. But, honestly, it sucks.
      1) You can be paid sub-minimum wage. Companies are allowed to employ you based on the idea that you are not a full human, and therefore they can only pay you for the percentage of person you are. If, for example, your friend can work for 6 hours a day while most people can work for eight, then even if he accomplishes the same amount of work, the company is free to pay him only 75% of the pay.
      2) You cannot possess more than $1500 in combined assets or you will be considered to no longer be disabled. If, for example, I sell my vintage fountain pen collection for $600, and on the same day, I find on the ground a scratch ticket which wins me $1,000, then I will no longer qualify for benefits. If I do not report that I am no longer disabled to the government in time, I may be fined or arrested for this. I will also no longer qualify for benefits even if I am disabled at that point, and (because of the fine) now have no money.
      3) You must have multiple certificates from doctors and similar to say you are disabled. You must pay the doctors hundreds of dollars for these certificates. You must therefore find a way to earn the money to see the doctors. If you find a way to earn that money while having a disability, you are no longer disabled.
      4) The Americans with Disabilities Act does make some good concessions. However, it is not easily or commonly enforced, and so you may be unable to actually take advantage of those concessions. Furthermore, if your disability need is unusual and therefore not covered by default (buildings being wheelchair accessible, for example) you need to get doctors to certify it.
      5) The ADA also has exceptions, because of the status of 'Reasonable' acommodations. I live in a condominium unit (like an apartment that you own) that is in a converted school originally built a hundred years ago. For structural reasons, my apartment cannot be wheelchair accessible. If I lost the ability to walk, I could not get into or out of my apartment. It is quite possible (as the phrasing is interpreted differently) that the ADA "Reasonable Accommodation" could be interpreted as meaning, say, the condo association paying realty fees to assist me in selling my apartment so I could afford to live somewhere else. If I did this, I would now have more than $1500, and therefore no longer be disabled.

  • @anone.mousse674
    @anone.mousse674 2 роки тому +611

    Kinda weird how no one started talking about this child labor case until the M&Ms redesign.
    It's like the inverse of what usually happens with publicity stunts.

    • @Thane3999
      @Thane3999 2 роки тому +82

      Right? When I actually heard about slavery lawsuit, I was a little bit confused, because I forgot about the case.
      Thanks the M&M memes for reminding me.

    • @missmarsh1011
      @missmarsh1011 2 роки тому +67

      The Streisand Effect in action

    • @Sodiumman123
      @Sodiumman123 2 роки тому +50

      I think it's bc that wasn't really the goal. They were being sued for a while. They wanted a publicity boost, not to hide their awful crimes, since they knew people weren't looking anyways.

    • @thegeekclub8810
      @thegeekclub8810 2 роки тому +69

      It’s funny because some of us were just like “oh, M&M is getting into culture war bullshit, they must be hiding something” and looked into what they did that they might want to hide.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 2 роки тому +41

      I recall hearing about it very briefly before the propaganda campaign launched. The lawsuit has definitely picked up more in leftist circles, but the liberals(as in not actively anticapitalist) at work were all talking about the redesign until I pointed out the child slavery lawsuit.

  • @jaredmcdaris7370
    @jaredmcdaris7370 2 роки тому +803

    It’s “Vote with your dollar” when I feel like moralizing at someone, and it’s “There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism” when it affects me personally.

    • @TheSorrel
      @TheSorrel 2 роки тому +56

      You can't vote with your Dollar. If you want change, burn something down.

    • @starshinestudiosofficial
      @starshinestudiosofficial 2 роки тому +139

      Voting with your dollar is all but impossible when just about everything is owned by the same 3 or 4 companies.
      (i.e. Unilever, Mondelez, Mars, Nestle)

    • @Guimhj
      @Guimhj 2 роки тому +65

      Companies always outvote the people
      Cause they got more dollars to vote with

    • @adaroben1104
      @adaroben1104 2 роки тому +10

      @@TheSorrel Fire burns everyone... I would argue it's more justifiable to prevent their products from making retailers money (i.e. destruction or theft), from continuing to buy a product they lose money stocking, thus not stocking them will save money and the exploitative company wont get more money for their exploitation.

    • @trademisconception9816
      @trademisconception9816 2 роки тому +50

      @Novem's Natural Roll yea except Walmarts are oftentimes in poorer areas and often are their only access to decent produce and groceries. You burn down a Walmart, there are impacts on the people in that area. Walmart may decide not to rebuild in that same area as well. It’s wealthier areas that are able to support a wide array of locally owned businesses unfortunately. The poorer areas will shop at stores that are more affordable and that can undercut the prices that locally owned businesses are able to provide.

  • @anmolt3840051
    @anmolt3840051 2 роки тому +195

    Chocolate is probably one of the rare areas where I can feel somewhat happy about living in India ... The largest dairy producer in India is a worker co-op which sources cocoa from another domestic co-op farming operation to make chocolate bars ... The point is that we have a mainstream choice for ethical consumption of chocolates (ignoring of course, animal cruelty)

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend 2 роки тому +4

      Honestly wish I could just order chocolate from India now

    • @KeithieB
      @KeithieB 2 роки тому +3

      if you are talking about Amul then I am sad to tell you that they aren't all good either

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 2 роки тому +3

      @@KeithieB Nothing is perfect brother

  • @paulv2323
    @paulv2323 2 роки тому +354

    4:19 "Imagine a world with less judgment" read: stop judging us for profiting off child slave labor.

    • @tormuse2916
      @tormuse2916 2 роки тому +4

      Exactly what I was thinking when I heard that line.

    • @Enzaio
      @Enzaio 2 роки тому +2

      It should say "Imagine a world with EVEN less judgment".

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 роки тому

      Don't chumps like Thought Slime vomit that same spiel?

    • @tormuse2916
      @tormuse2916 2 роки тому +2

      @@SirBlackReeds Are you saying Thought Slime expressed that sentiment at some point?

    • @austincde
      @austincde 2 роки тому

      Gottem

  • @AdequateEmily
    @AdequateEmily 2 роки тому +318

    I actually stole the green m&m’s hotness as punishment for their crimes against humanity, and the brown m&m is next.

    • @kielakeet
      @kielakeet 2 роки тому +23

      You're doing the Lord's work.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't see any stealing.

    • @YourDad-dh6fj
      @YourDad-dh6fj 2 роки тому +17

      Too powerful

    • @TheGerkuman
      @TheGerkuman 2 роки тому +6

      Emily will take over the universe.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheGerkuman In a adequate way !

  • @pwnedyouwithpurple
    @pwnedyouwithpurple 2 роки тому +177

    I can relate to the new brown M&M though. I am also brown, a fan of low/no heels, and wish to be totally androgynous and deeply unappealing to Tucker.
    (Ok. Got my specific joke out of my system, back to the child slavery.)

  • @jamesrule1338
    @jamesrule1338 2 роки тому +628

    Came here to make fun of Tucker's cartoon foot fetish, stayed for the horrors of corporate oppression.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 роки тому +4

      Wow these kids got to make m&ms all day. Basically summer camp. So oppressed. Why just because they had to harvest coco instead of go to school? Should they have gotten hugs from their mommy? This the real world lib, not sunshine rainbow land. Either you're the predator or you're the Aquaman.

    • @josephpeters7627
      @josephpeters7627 2 роки тому +18

      @@justcommenting4981
      I'm sure you would've preferred the former.

    • @sealedtugboat9965
      @sealedtugboat9965 2 роки тому +14

      @@justcommenting4981 :| you can’t be serious.

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 2 роки тому +22

      @@justcommenting4981 I've got an underwater house to sell you

    • @AndrossUT
      @AndrossUT 2 роки тому +16

      @@justcommenting4981 I'm 90% sure this is sarcasm

  • @gergelygalvacsy2251
    @gergelygalvacsy2251 2 роки тому +285

    There was a reality show where they took some rich kids from western europe and flew them to Africa, where they met workers who produced shit for big companies and made like, a buck a day, and had them follow their day-to-day life. Of course, this was meant for them to learn to “empathise with them” and “do not take things for granted”. And the viewers are also obviously meant to feel the same. A teacher showed an episode of this to my class in middle-school, probably for similar reasons. It definitely had a “stop complaining, your life is not as shitty as this” undertone but that’s irrelevant. And of course, the pre-teen that I was did not think about asking why we allowed this to happen in the first place.
    It’s crazy how normalized this system is, because it started long before we were born, but simultaneously we’re taught to give thoughts and prayers and shut up and be grateful.

    • @MrOzzification
      @MrOzzification 2 роки тому +52

      The "don't complain" undertone is always the point of stuff like that. You're not supposed to question why big businesses do such things or are even in such a position of power. Just be grateful you're not the one who has to suffer the most under the system.
      Its to protect the established hierarchies. To get you to not look at the bigger picture & question or challenge the state of things. Just focus on your own individual experience and never complain because "it could always be worse".
      And its a very old idea too. Under feudalism, peasants would be told to be grateful to the King that there is even land to toil. Were it not for the king, there would be nothing. No stability or order.
      Slaves brought to the US would be told, they should be happy to work under the white man. Happy they were taken out of savagery.
      Those in power will always fabricate all sorts of reasons to justify their positions in a hierarchical structure that inherently creates economic & social tension.

    • @babyface3396
      @babyface3396 2 роки тому +12

      As my favorite(sarcasm) Christmas song says: "Thank God it's THEM instead of YOU!" Fucking classic.

    • @khodges72
      @khodges72 2 роки тому +3

      @@babyface3396 what a nightmare song

    • @creampuff4721
      @creampuff4721 2 роки тому +4

      I think I've actually seen this. They had to dig the holes for the cocoa trees with sticks as bonus work at one point and at the end of the day they pooled their money for simple foods like potatoes and bananas. It's on youtube but I don't remember the name. It might of been on only human? Interesting watch for sure.

  • @FREEPALESTINE492
    @FREEPALESTINE492 2 роки тому +42

    "Non-binary people are sexier than everyone else". Yes, you are correct, good slime person.

  • @reeseseater12
    @reeseseater12 2 роки тому +463

    Corporations should be liable for everything that happens in their supply chains. The “it was a contractor” BS shouldn’t be a defense, they’re profiting off of them.

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 2 роки тому +42

      German ministers for work and development aid wanted to put that into law. It obviously got blocked by Merkel and the minister for economic affairs.

    • @reeseseater12
      @reeseseater12 2 роки тому +30

      @@rolfs2165 the US is so pro corporate I can't see this happening unfortunately, even though it would be the objectively right thing to do

    • @duskmare0000
      @duskmare0000 2 роки тому

      I don't think I agree. Like, if they themselves are practicing slavery then that's one thing but if they're just buying raw ingredients from some farm that offered good rates and didn't look into it any more than that, isn't that just the same as everyone that bought M&Ms without discovering there was slavery involved? They have been around for decades and yet we're only discovering this 10 years in?
      Why punish the company that's not directly involved with it when there is a directly responsible party right there to punish? Has anyone sent soldiers to these farms to arrest/execute the slavers? If not... why?
      I think it's some bullshit that countries like America will sue their local companies over outsourcing to farms that have child slavery, then not do anything about the actual farms. Those farms just get to keep running and find other buyers. Maybe set up a fake front business and then continue supplying the same companies, just with an extra step in the middle to throw people off.
      What's the local African government doing to combat these practices? Do they endorse it because their country is a shithole and needs all the scraps it can get from the tables of giant corporations? Have they taken the above measures of sending in police/military to punish the slavers and reform the working practices of the coco farms?
      Who's really playing PR when countries are punishing only what they have jurisdiction over? Just ruin Mars and move on. No need to actually deal with the root of the problem, right? As long as the public think we've done something to combat the situation, even if we only used a scapegoat, then it's all good.
      I genuinely can't find a thing on google about the slavers being punished. It's all just about this lawsuit, which is completely missing the point.

    • @reeseseater12
      @reeseseater12 2 роки тому +16

      @@duskmare0000 because they're profiting off of the abuse and suffering of children, which allows it to go on. If you held them liable they would have to either drastically change how things are done or go somewhere else. If these people who are enslaving the children aren't making money there is no point to have child slaves. Attack the problem and the problem is the profit motive behind this child slavery. I mean of we go in guns blazing it's likely more children would die than have to. Maybe they could be incentivized to just buy the slave holders out and take over the operation themselves (or have it nationalized) but I believe this is a form of economic sanctions that would cause the least amount of suffering

    • @reeseseater12
      @reeseseater12 2 роки тому +12

      @@duskmare0000 also it's not just the chocolate industry, the clothing industry uses child sweatshop labor too. This could be a way to clean up supply lines

  • @dfec1391
    @dfec1391 2 роки тому +428

    It is really nasty when companies have a team of employees go through "legal risk" propaganda classes. Legal risk translates into a cold calculation of the fines a company will get for breaking a law compared to the profits a company will likely get from breaking the law.

    • @spoonikle
      @spoonikle 2 роки тому +65

      A fine only makes something illegal for the poor.
      Corporations have the ability to commit as many crimes as they can pay for.

    • @nickbensema3045
      @nickbensema3045 2 роки тому +15

      This is literally the job the narrator in Fight Club describes on that plane in the beginning

    • @erstwhilegrubstake
      @erstwhilegrubstake 2 роки тому +6

      ie. the cost of doing business.

    • @eclipserepeater2466
      @eclipserepeater2466 2 роки тому +53

      Really seems like the fine for certain crimes a company might commit should be "all of the money you have".

    • @erstwhilegrubstake
      @erstwhilegrubstake 2 роки тому +5

      @@eclipserepeater2466 Indeed.

  • @cactusofdoom
    @cactusofdoom 2 роки тому +179

    I had to be "that guy" in like all of my friend circles about the M&M thing. "This is all good fun with the memes guys, but Mars using child slave labor to harvest cocoa to create M&Ms isn't fun at all."

    • @jkclark5204
      @jkclark5204 2 роки тому +40

      Keep being "that guy" and let those who be mad stay mad.
      If knowing a truth means they can't have fun, so be it. That's their problem. I'll never understand weak-willed people who can't handle a dose of reality without getting angry and pouting.

    • @Kakerate2
      @Kakerate2 2 роки тому +5

      @@jkclark5204 based

    • @DavidRYates-tk2tq
      @DavidRYates-tk2tq 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@jkclark5204 you are absolutely correct.

  • @ellencoyote7503
    @ellencoyote7503 2 роки тому +205

    If you think about it, this makes Mars like Willy Wonka in the worst way.

    • @onelessthing
      @onelessthing 2 роки тому +21

      Well, to be honest,Wonka may not have enslaved any kids, but I didn't see any indication the Oompa Loompas were getting paid or had basic rights. Also, the kids didn't exactly meet a good end. 😅

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 2 роки тому +16

      @@onelessthing The Oompa Loompas were talked into moving in to Wonka's factory because they were not the apex predator where they originally lived. Wonka chose to pursue them because he knew he could get them to do the work without worrying about corporate data leakage issues. Wonka gave them a comfortable place to live free from being eaten alive, plenty of food, and at least some form of clothing arrangement. So, we'll call them the Irish of the forced labor movement. Not saying they were the best-treated, but they did get some benefits others did not.

    • @mjkittredge
      @mjkittredge 2 роки тому +14

      Oompa Loompa doopity doo,
      using child slavery is very bad to do,
      what do you get when you ignore their plights?
      focus on the profits and ignore human rights,
      pesky journalists expose your blights,
      consumers still eat the candy all days and nights
      oompa loompa doopity doo,
      boycott this corporate crap or the kids are still screwed

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 2 роки тому +2

      @@lysanamcmillan7972 Tom Nook???

  • @jeremygregorio7472
    @jeremygregorio7472 2 роки тому +207

    I'm impressed with my brother he knew it was a distraction and didn't know what it was distracting from. Once again great content

    • @Kibaoftheleaves
      @Kibaoftheleaves 2 роки тому +29

      He's smart! I think I'll recognize this kind of tactics from the corporations from now on too. Hopefully.

    • @thomaswhite3059
      @thomaswhite3059 2 роки тому +16

      You'll never go broke by asking why a company is doing something. I'm sure sometimes it might be for a genuinely good thing, but if that's the case it's probably because they were forced to.

  • @born2hula325
    @born2hula325 2 роки тому +53

    Those pesky wokes: Child Slavery is bad.
    Multi-billion chocolate corporation: Can we just, like, have a world with less judgement? K, thx.

  • @theodorexenophon7612
    @theodorexenophon7612 2 роки тому +256

    FUCK YEAH. Someone finally said it. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, but there are a lot of better and worse ways to get what you need. I see that phrase thrown around so often to be like "well fuck it", but just because we can't ultimately escape these issues without large systemic change doesn't mean we can't put pressure on these systems by refusing to support the worst practices within them. Also even a little bit of consideration can still save more lives and do more good then no consideration at all.

    • @lancer737
      @lancer737 2 роки тому +1

      Capitalism is the best way when it comes to obtaining goods. Anything Marxists ends with people pointing a gun to your head, demanding you give them what they want, or they kill you, or they just kill you. Lots of American corporations are pro-marixst, and lots have all but been publicly nationalized like what happens in Communist countries.

    • @theodorexenophon7612
      @theodorexenophon7612 2 роки тому +38

      @@lancer737 there's more options than Marxism and Capitalism, chief. I'd be interested to know which corporations you think are marxist, though.

    • @lancer737
      @lancer737 2 роки тому

      @@theodorexenophon7612 Any corporation currently, right now, that has followed this governments mandates to the letter are acting just like nationalized Corporation you'd find is Communist countries, theirs way tomany to name, because they are not all giant well known corporations, they also prefer to do labor work business with Communist countries and willingly compromise non-Communist countries they are from by freely given away software access keys of their own clients, even from different countries. Big Corporations that have been caught doing this are Apple, Microsoft, and I think Spirnt, for some reason Android phones no matter the country are linked to give data to the Chinese equivalent main banks.

    • @kevincrady2831
      @kevincrady2831 2 роки тому +16

      @@lancer737 You mean, the way M&M Mars has people point guns at children and demand they give them what they want (work in the cocoa fields without pay) or kill them, as is happening right now under Capitalism?

    • @bluester7177
      @bluester7177 2 роки тому +13

      @@lancer737 Well, I'm in Brazil, we are capitalist and that's hapenning here, often, if it's not gun, it's a knife.
      Inequality causes that, so any unequal system will have the same results.
      Also, which corporations are pro Marxism or want to be nationalized? It's more like the opposite, they want to be free of governments and regulations.

  • @michaelfraser1073
    @michaelfraser1073 2 роки тому +38

    'Mars needed to distract from a child slavery lawsuit so they changed an MnM's shoes and this made a Fox News anchor rant about how he couldn't sleep with cartoon representations of sweets' is the proof I needed that our reality is being written by one of the Riverdale writers filling out a set of mad libs.

  • @AudioAnarchy
    @AudioAnarchy 2 роки тому +22

    Thanks for the eyeballs! I saw my sub count rocketing up and was like “what happened???”

  • @TitaniaBird
    @TitaniaBird 2 роки тому +41

    "There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" isn't an excuse for me.
    It's a madness mantra as I do what I have to do in order to survive. It's simultaneously a mantra of hope and despair. Hope that such will no longer be the case at some point; despair that it's true now. I choose where I can, but where I can't, I complain about the fact that I have no choice.

    • @billyweed835
      @billyweed835 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I get it. I just...Look, I just don't have the energy, physically, mentally, anything to try.

  • @olivermutalemumba2913
    @olivermutalemumba2913 2 роки тому +111

    NO
    Having sex with the green M&M is not vegan, Mildred.

    • @zapzip2011
      @zapzip2011 2 роки тому +14

      If she consents it is

    • @olivermutalemumba2913
      @olivermutalemumba2913 2 роки тому +34

      women come from Venus
      men and M&Ms come from MARS
      🤷

    • @stubdteauzgautugaux
      @stubdteauzgautugaux 2 роки тому +9

      @@olivermutalemumba2913 get out

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 2 роки тому +7

      Indeed. Now, whipping your partner with a whip made of Twizzlers, on the other hand...

    • @rattyeely
      @rattyeely 2 роки тому +10

      It's not vegan because she supports child slavery

  • @MrMelkor98
    @MrMelkor98 2 роки тому +215

    You can't really parody reality anymore. All you have to do is compare a company's branded messages with the reality of the company's production chain.

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 2 роки тому +19

      you really can just show two headlines next to each other and. that's it. that's the parody.

    • @DoveJS
      @DoveJS 2 роки тому +5

      @@chillzedd8179 Obfuscation: he didn't wanna talk about child slavery; too anti-corporate.

    • @QuintarFarenor
      @QuintarFarenor 2 роки тому +5

      @@chillzedd8179 Or, could it be Tucker is meant to be right wing satire? (I mean satire for the right wing, not about the right wing). He's not really upset that M&Ms are less fuckable but it gives a laugh out of FOX "News" watchers.

    • @DoveJS
      @DoveJS 2 роки тому +2

      @@QuintarFarenor oh god i think you cracked the code

    • @Enzaio
      @Enzaio 2 роки тому

      Reality has become South Park now.

  • @DragonbIaze052
    @DragonbIaze052 Рік тому +14

    A few years off on that Matthew Perry dedication there, Mildo.

  • @Crylar44
    @Crylar44 2 роки тому +39

    Wait, isn't this like a big argument for not using illegal substances? That buying them means funding inhuman practices... turns out, that wasn't illegal substances doing that, it was capitalism..

  • @thegazetteyt
    @thegazetteyt 2 роки тому +51

    Its also interesting that only the female coded candies are being sexualized.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 2 роки тому +9

      Yellow M&M is a himbo

    • @ThatOneGuy0006
      @ThatOneGuy0006 2 роки тому +11

      Are you denying the raw animal magnetism of the blue m&m?

    • @Soodlenoup3781
      @Soodlenoup3781 2 роки тому +2

      @@ThatOneGuy0006 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @austincde
      @austincde 2 роки тому +2

      @@ThatOneGuy0006 he plays the sax, he's practically idris elba

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 Рік тому +5

      There’s also the unspoken angle that all the female candies are femme-coded, whereas all the male candies are presented pretty gender-neutrally.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 2 роки тому +48

    "Imagine a world with less judgment." Well, then, let's work toward that world by having less collective sins in need of judging, maybe?

  • @brodyjohnstancliff4822
    @brodyjohnstancliff4822 2 роки тому +49

    A minor correction probably not worth getting bent out of shape about: in 1986, the Ivorian government officially declared that the name of the country would be "Côte D'Ivoire" in all languages, rather than a translation of the name in those languages. This declaration isn't really respected often in English-speaking spheres, but it seems like something y'all might care about.

    • @aislingbones1854
      @aislingbones1854 2 роки тому +6

      Wow 1986? I've only heard anglophones start using the correct name in the last few years so I assumed it was a relatively recent thing... Fuck

    • @lcg3092
      @lcg3092 2 роки тому +6

      I don't think it's just the english speaking sphere, translating countries name is common in most languages I know of, and people aren't used to exceptions... In the case of portuguese it's even worse since Costa do Marfim was one of the original name, since the region was first exploited by both Portuguese and French...

    • @char1211
      @char1211 2 роки тому +1

      This seems really weird to me? I don't know of any country name that doesn't get translated and I can't see how it would offensive. Here in Sweden there was an announcement made a couple of years ago that Belarus would officially be called "Belarus" instead of "Vitryssland"(White Russia) because the name had been mistranslated and more importantly, the mistranslation implied it wasn't an independent nation so I understand why that change was made. Why would it be bad to say Ivory Coast instead of Côte d'Ivoire?

    • @brodyjohnstancliff4822
      @brodyjohnstancliff4822 2 роки тому +5

      As far as I'm aware, it isn't actually necessary to understand why something would be "offensive" or "not preferred" in order to comprehend that a preference exists.

    • @char1211
      @char1211 2 роки тому +2

      @@brodyjohnstancliff4822 Oh yeah totally! It costs nothing to be nice and listen to people's requests, I just like understanding the reasoning behind it

  • @danielbradshaw4068
    @danielbradshaw4068 2 роки тому +75

    Man this is Thought Slime at their finest. I love seeing videos like these.

  • @darthbob88
    @darthbob88 2 роки тому +69

    4:20 Not to mention, this whole situation shows off the emptiness of "less judgement" as a value, because there's a big difference between "not judging people on their skin color/ethnicity/religion/etc", and "not judging a company for subcontracting slave labor".

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 2 роки тому +4

      I mean... we should be judging people for their religion or beliefs tho. (Cough cough Catholics cough)

    • @iamnohere
      @iamnohere 2 роки тому +2

      @@heathercalun4919 I: Well, not for the beliefs themselves but the beliefs´ implications, rather. I mean, not to judge catholics for their belief in a "one and only, almighty" God, but more so for telling us how "merciful" and "just" and "righteous" and "all-loving" he is, when the bible is filled to the brim with instances of him being the exact opposite.

    • @Soodlenoup3781
      @Soodlenoup3781 2 роки тому +3

      @@iamnohere I’m fine with people saying, “I won’t do that because if my religion.” I’m NOT fine with, “You won’t do that because of my religion.”
      You have your beliefs I have mine…

    • @iamnohere
      @iamnohere 2 роки тому +2

      @@Soodlenoup3781 I: Indeed, that´s a great point.

  • @PhoenixRising87
    @PhoenixRising87 2 роки тому +67

    I'm planning to make a video about the cocoa/child slavery case, too; I think it's especially timely with Valentine's Day coming up.

    • @galactic85
      @galactic85 2 роки тому +5

      I wish more people knew about the slave labor that the chocolate industry is built upon. Since I found out I eat fair trade marked chocolate and usually buy from a brand called "Tony's chocolonely" which is marketed as being slave labor free.

    • @schnizzyfizz7832
      @schnizzyfizz7832 2 роки тому +1

      Nothing says I love you, like a box of slavery.

    • @PhoenixRising87
      @PhoenixRising87 2 роки тому +2

      @@galactic85 Food Empowerment Project maintains an annually updated list of chocolate companies that don't use slave labor and make vegan chocolate (they also have lists of companies they don't recommend and companies with whom they're working on addressing their ethical issues).

  • @GalladofBales
    @GalladofBales 2 роки тому +15

    Nice haircut Mildred! Also love the take about the "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" thing. I'm really into fashion and stuff and I feel like I'm not in any fashion communities anymore bc they always use that line to justify why they spend hundreds of dollars on Shein hauls even though it's cheap crap that will fall apart after a few wears, made by people who make maybe $1 per day. They put out new shit every week to follow micro trends and basically pump a bunch of textiles into landfills, mostly in the global south.
    Also hate how much it works when corps put out this PR nonsense that whirls us into brain dead culture wars. I haven't seen anyone talking about the child slavery, but everyone is talking about Tucker Carlson wanting to fuck the m&m. And like all my friends and people I follow are leftists.
    Anyway I hope this comment sufficiently fed grumbletum

  • @serismith1798
    @serismith1798 2 роки тому +42

    I was so pleased with your use of melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Bravo for not only covering the important story, but also for your brilliant comedic phrasing.

  • @eleanorking2971
    @eleanorking2971 2 роки тому +34

    As an economist, most of us are basically sociologists that focus on money. We also hate the ones that try to defend slavery

    • @lcg3092
      @lcg3092 2 роки тому +13

      Most economists I've met are more concerned about the rules of the game and how to perform "well" (well in the numbers game, not nescessarily in QoL for the average people) in the current system than the consequence of the system or how we could change it.
      They're all pretty much like that guy that said that poor countries shouldn't increase wages otherwise companies will just move to the next country. Sure, that is true, and the consequence of that is a perpetuation of colonialism, exploitation and misery... Most economists I know are against minimum wage laws and labor rights since that "makes us less competitive".
      But maybe that's just here.

    • @MackJCM
      @MackJCM 2 роки тому +10

      "most of us" being, what, your academic friend group? Maybe even the technical majority of researchers currently in the field?
      What's taught in economics classes is the Milton Friedman ghoulishness and even in the philosophy of economics class I TAed, almost no students were able to understand criticism of that ideology because even when the inherent contradictions are shoved in the students' faces, they still have no other framework for understanding the situation and just say "okay but corporations have a bottom line."
      Economics as a field is a fucking disaster, and there being people in it, even if it's "most of you," who are not Friedman enthusiasts doesn't mitigate that. If the entire field doesn't entirely restructure how it functions and, crucially, how it's taught, then it as a whole keeps contributing to this hellscape.

  • @DarknetDude
    @DarknetDude 2 роки тому +63

    We need more corporate takedowns of the greed that is this current, economic system. I don't care about the green M&M's clothing choice rather than the corrupt company that makes such frivolity popular.

  • @Dragonatrix
    @Dragonatrix 2 роки тому +14

    "We upend the expected"
    Unfortunately, yeah. I would after all expect, at the absolute most, *0* child slaves.

  • @morganfreeman-sheehy842
    @morganfreeman-sheehy842 2 роки тому +64

    This is why I am EXTREMELY choosy about my chocolate. I love chocolate, so I will gladly take the increased prices.

    • @TBone4983
      @TBone4983 2 роки тому +13

      Yep! Lots of small chocolatiers near me source ethical chocolate, and they also use better quality ingredients so it tastes way better than what's on the grocery store shelf. Who knew that conscious purchases could be so delicious?

    • @seazenbones6945
      @seazenbones6945 2 роки тому +1

      And the taste difference doesn’t take long to get over.

    • @nevadanate4957
      @nevadanate4957 2 роки тому +2

      @@seazenbones6945 I mean it's usually a huge improvement in taste, with the only exception being if you are attached to that particular acidic taste Hershey's gets from the cooking process

    • @DavidRamirez-se2yt
      @DavidRamirez-se2yt 2 роки тому +6

      The main problem is that ethically sourced chocolate is getting rare for food desserts and the prevalence of brand name chocolates in many kinds of stores and venters. We need to break down this web of systemic issues to stop slavery and save the world along the way.

    • @arcticcircle9178
      @arcticcircle9178 2 роки тому +1

      @@DavidRamirez-se2yt And also it's expensive. ~Red

  • @randcall5933
    @randcall5933 2 роки тому +24

    M&M says child slavery is fun.

  • @tsargreene
    @tsargreene 2 роки тому +15

    I’ve been seeing a lot about how this was a PR campaign to distract from the situation in the ivory coast, but hadn’t put together that the discussion itself about the M&Ms was the ploy. i was lost trying to figure out why desexyifying the M&Ms was a good solution. Thank you for pointing out that it’s the ridiculousness of the conversation that was the move, really illuminating!

  • @ntorix599
    @ntorix599 2 роки тому +29

    I see the words "word salad of nonsense" next to a face of JP and wish I could press that link.

  • @archdeaconslag805
    @archdeaconslag805 Рік тому +7

    Unfortunately, Matthew Perry didn't make it to 2035...

  • @Craxin01
    @Craxin01 2 роки тому +14

    I used to buy a chocolate bar that was distinctly made without slave labor... until it stopped being sold where I live. Hell, it was good chocolate too.

    • @nathaniellindner313
      @nathaniellindner313 2 роки тому +3

      We just want to eat some chocolate without anybody being enslaved, why is this apparently such a huge ask??

    • @Craxin01
      @Craxin01 2 роки тому +2

      @@nathaniellindner313 Profits trump everything. That being said, I still buy a slave-free chocolate bar, it's just not advertised big on the front.

  • @samgafford2371
    @samgafford2371 2 роки тому +11

    "Becoming malnourished for the sake of not giving the capitalists any money" is starting to sound more and more tasty

  • @klisterklister2367
    @klisterklister2367 2 роки тому +25

    To fall into the MM trap: didn`t tucker carlson complain about gays in comics a few months ago? And that it was bad that comics are sexualising children or something? Now its a different tune it seems.

  • @fatcat1414
    @fatcat1414 2 роки тому +5

    Colonialism makes people of the colonizing state so detached from human rights issues. Many people are concerned about the potential higher prices of chocolate, a product they can definitely live without, if companies are required to make it ethically. If we can't figure out a moral dilemma as simple as "should I buy slave chocolate?" then we have a long way to go.

  • @trishtrash9339
    @trishtrash9339 2 роки тому +8

    information pollution is such a nice word for it

  • @tradrudeboy
    @tradrudeboy 2 роки тому +5

    Good on you for recommending not only Angel Davis, but a reading of her work. Too many people don't consider that a good number of people have issues with reading, whether it's available time, conditions that preclude reading, that they don't want to slog through non-fiction, or any other reason.

  • @THE_bchat
    @THE_bchat 2 роки тому +62

    People actually think that cartoon candy people are "sexy"? There truly is no hope for this world.

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 2 роки тому +14

      It's not something I'm going to kink shame anyone about.

    • @guy-sl3kr
      @guy-sl3kr 2 роки тому +17

      @@vxicepickxv I'll say it: I don't want people who are attracted to candy anywhere near my stash

    • @NFM1337
      @NFM1337 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that's the bigger problem.

    • @rattyeely
      @rattyeely 2 роки тому +9

      M&M has been trying to get people to want to fuck their candy for decades, most of these poor fools have been exposed to "Green M&M sexy" propoganda since they were literal children and never stopped to question it

    • @GalladofBales
      @GalladofBales 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah you know, I always thought these marketing strategies were supposed to be "funny" and the joke was misogyny, but now I come to realize that they are unironically trying to use the sexiness as marketing. I don't get it.

  • @gamingfan197
    @gamingfan197 2 роки тому +9

    As a second class citizen who lives in a colony I approve this video

  • @pichaelhunt5449
    @pichaelhunt5449 2 роки тому +7

    Finally
    The day I’ve been waiting for
    Thought slime dunks on tucker Carlson

  • @theplaguedaemon
    @theplaguedaemon Рік тому +6

    rip matthew perry

  • @Zahaqiel
    @Zahaqiel 2 роки тому +62

    "There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" as an excuse is kinda akin to "Well we're _all_ on the inevitable decline to death anyway" while holding a bloody murder weapon.

    • @MrKaneShadow
      @MrKaneShadow 2 роки тому +1

      Mhm mhm
      ...you're saying it's bad tho?

    • @Zahaqiel
      @Zahaqiel 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrKaneShadow I'm reliably informed that admitting to crimes doesn't make them not crimes, despite what the past couple of years may have suggested to certain sections of the population.

    • @dandylionsloth446
      @dandylionsloth446 2 роки тому

      +

    • @TBone4983
      @TBone4983 2 роки тому +9

      It's the same logic as the people who defend not making eco-conscious choices when they have the ability to by saying, "Corporations are responsible for exponentially more waste than individual consumers." That may be true, but it doesn't mean we should be drinking bottled water every day instead of filling up reusable water bottles (assuming you have access to clean drinking water) or buying a brand new phone every year. Companies are influenced by consumer behavior.

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah you can still try to not do it as much. Like the fact that things have to die so i can exist doesnt mean i shouldnt feel bad about being wasteful.

  • @JesseL018
    @JesseL018 2 роки тому +9

    I'm glad he said wait. I almost got out my knife to send exactly one eyeball to the e-mail zone.

  • @sheepneverlearn
    @sheepneverlearn 2 роки тому +3

    the slime: dance, puppet! dance!
    me: [in tears, puts on jester outfit and does the little lad dance]

  • @SnakeMan448
    @SnakeMan448 2 роки тому +12

    The fact that Tucker talks about this inane crap instead of the actual human rights violations it's thinly covering up shows what a waste of TV time he is.

    • @SnakeMan448
      @SnakeMan448 2 роки тому +5

      It's like, Tucker, do you wanna talk about the slavery that Mars is trying to distract you from with an empty wokeness performance? Tucker, do you wanna be an actual fucking journalist for once, instead of a gormless manchild playing Goebbels?

    • @MackJCM
      @MackJCM 2 роки тому +2

      I'd say it's a pretty effective use of TV time, actually. It does a lot of work to distract people from the horrors going on and get them riled up about nonsense that gets them to accidentally perpetuate them. That's the TV time being used how it's intended, not wasted.

  • @doejersey
    @doejersey 2 роки тому +7

    Hey a moment my lived experience is slightly relevant! I used to work for Mars as a college intern. You are 100% correct. The company is so big and broad that there’s no way the people involved with making the new M&Ms see the M&M in the global south beyond the Mars produced articles about how “we’re totes not doing a slavery”. Just wanted to confirm your suspicion.

  • @dankthefranktank1926
    @dankthefranktank1926 2 роки тому +15

    Ima keep it real with u Nestlé, Cargil, Barry Callebaut, Mars, Olam, Hershey and Mondelēz: this won't make ppl forget about the Child Slavery Lawsuit.

  • @toppersundquist
    @toppersundquist 2 роки тому +9

    It's the Grapes Of Wrath *“Then who DO we shoot?”* scene all over again...

    • @Noname72105
      @Noname72105 2 роки тому +2

      I think the answer might just be anyone with a net worth more than $500k

    • @duskmare0000
      @duskmare0000 2 роки тому +2

      @@Noname72105 I thought it would be obvious that it was the slavers...

  • @KyleJCustodio
    @KyleJCustodio 2 роки тому +10

    on calling them lentils: lentils is also what the generic m&ms are found. I assume because they're lentil shaped.

  • @TJtheHuman
    @TJtheHuman 2 роки тому +4

    11:50 "The fact that nothing you buy is free of exploitation doesn't lift the moral burden on you to decrease that exploitation."

  • @SesshyLover777
    @SesshyLover777 2 роки тому +1

    Disability products ESPECIALLY piss me off. Almost impossible to tell where my shit is made. I physically NEED these things but can almost never decipher where they're made or how. 😮‍💨🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @austindahu
    @austindahu 2 роки тому +11

    Am I crazy, but the new designs aren't even drastic. If they're trying to go for inclusion, they really didn't do anything but change some shoes. If they made no announcement, people wouldn't know. Wild times, bad chocolate.

  • @Boonehams
    @Boonehams 2 роки тому +1

    I live in a Chicago suburb near the Mars, Inc. plant, and they have their own dedicated stop on the Metra train line. Whenever I take the train into the city, I always keep an eye out for the people riding the line for the first time as they react with confusion when the intercom says, "Next stop: Mars."

  • @dalstein3708
    @dalstein3708 2 роки тому +8

    Yes I know it's a distraction, but can we at least entertain the thought of Tucker subbing to a brown M&M dominatrix?

  • @Malisteen
    @Malisteen 2 роки тому +7

    The whole right wing culture war drama over barely changed cartoon candy design was so obviously a smoke screen that it made me go out and find the controversy they were covering up, and thus made me aware of the lawsuit that i hadn't previously been aware of.

  • @billstewart147
    @billstewart147 2 роки тому +5

    I appreciate feeling not so alone with these feelings. Thanks for giving voice to these things!

  • @Werevixen
    @Werevixen 2 роки тому +38

    Saying "There is no ethical consumption under capitalism" to justify just making the most negligent purchasing decisions is like saying "nobody dies gracefully, so why shouldn't I jump feet-first into a woodchipper?"

    • @thomaswhite3059
      @thomaswhite3059 2 роки тому +1

      I guess my question is, I have a hobby (magic the gathering). How can I really justify that hobby with the exploitation of natural resources like wood for paper, and all the international shipping due to our global economy?
      Where *can* I draw the line? Because quite frankly if it's "literally only exactly what you need to sustain your body and nothing else" that kinda honks. How do we differentiate from, say, that rise and grind mentality that we're rightly critical of?

    • @kittycatcaoimhe
      @kittycatcaoimhe 2 роки тому +12

      @@thomaswhite3059 the important thing to do is to look for alternatives wherever possible. That means different things for different people (of different incomes living in different areas etc), but it might mean going with chocolates that are fair trade if you can find them, or going with Lindt/Ghirardelli chocolates as opposed to anything made by Mars/Mendelez/Nestle/etc. Or that might mean finding something other than chocolate.
      To use the MTG example, it might mean purchasing only from small business hobby stores and not from online (except for peer to peer) or big box stores. It might mean getting cards primarily secondhand. It might mean (if you are so inclined) finding another hobby, and keeping the cards you have.
      There *is* no ethical consumption under capitalism, it's just that some purchasing habits are more detrimental than others. Find the route that is the least detrimental, and if something is equally bad across the board, weigh if it's really worth continuing to partake in. No one is perfect at this, mind you, but making an effort is better than making no effort at all.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 2 роки тому

      But I saw it in Hitman and looked fuun

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails 2 роки тому +1

      @@kittycatcaoimhe weren't Lindt also guilty of using slave labour a few years back?
      The point of the phrase "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism" is to serve as a reminder that there's not much you can do on an individual level to right the wrongs of the world and that it's unreasonable to expect that of someone. It's much better to target the corporations themselves.
      By all means, do what you can to be as ethical as possible (as long as you have the means to do so). But it's unreasonable to expect individual people to live a joyless existence because it's the morally ethical thing to do.

    • @kittycatcaoimhe
      @kittycatcaoimhe 2 роки тому +1

      @@jdprettynails I hadn't heard that of Lindt, but I wouldn't be surprised.
      And absolutely, it's about finding alternatives where possible. I'm not advocating for people casting aside all joys and pleasures in life that have ethical issues, because that would precisely lead to a joyless life.
      For my partner and I, that has meant not shopping at Walmart or Amazon because we have the ability to do so, and switching from Sodastream to US-based competitors. It's meant shopping local as much as we can. It's meant sourcing my 3D printer filaments and resins as recycled where possible, then bioplastics after that, then virgin petroleum plastics as a last resort. It's meant cancelling Netflix and pirating the exclusive content we wish to continue to have access to.
      The point I'm trying to make though, is that "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" is not a free pass to pay no mind to what you partake in. You still should be mindful of what options are better or worse, and should still opt for the better options if you are able to.
      Much as it's cheesy to relate things to TV shows, The Good Place actually made a fantastic point on this in later seasons. The modern world is so convoluted and rife with problems that no consumption will ever be fully ethical in every way, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try where we can.

  • @ilessthan3bees
    @ilessthan3bees 2 роки тому +6

    Holy shit, Mathew Perry is dead?!
    - Me rewatching this in 15 years

  • @starbaby_383
    @starbaby_383 2 роки тому +1

    I always enjoy the hell out of how you light you set

  • @gm25140
    @gm25140 2 роки тому +5

    This was a genius one once again! Thanks again for your important work.

  • @pyral514
    @pyral514 2 роки тому +1

    I'm really loving the Thought Slime 3.0 lately. You've been dropping some gold.

  • @edj8008
    @edj8008 2 роки тому +3

    This is 2 sad 4 me at the moment. Thank you 4 the warning. That's a very kind thing 2 do. I will watch this when less tired.

  • @skii_mask_
    @skii_mask_ 2 роки тому +8

    I legit never heard about the child slavery situation. like I know about how cocoa is often obtained through exploited labor, but I had heard nothing about this lawsuit.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 2 роки тому +6

    "What's a little bit of slavery for some delicious chocolate? C'mon! Valentine's day is coming up!"
    - Mars Inc, Hershey's, etc...

  • @endurancegal93
    @endurancegal93 2 роки тому +3

    The distraction works so well that this is legitimately the first time I'm hearing about the slave labor lawsuit, while I've seen tens of videos talking about the sexiness of candy mascots. And that's genuinely terrifying to me.

  • @violet7773
    @violet7773 2 роки тому +5

    I wanted to send this video to my parents but then Mildred started talking about the green m&m and now I'm uncomfortable with my parents thinking that this is what I watch online

  • @reishvedaur
    @reishvedaur 11 місяців тому +2

    I was wondering why this video had popped back up in my feed.. @20:03

  • @Ambarfing
    @Ambarfing 2 роки тому +3

    the way you went off about the brown m&m craving true intimacy in a romantic partner made me die for no good reason 💀💀 that pandemic loneliness got me thinking…

  • @offcoloratura
    @offcoloratura 2 роки тому +1

    That "back in Ye Olden Days" Queen Elizabeth I is my sister at the Southern CA Renaissance Faire!

  • @mooncalf191
    @mooncalf191 2 роки тому +4

    THANK YOU. I've been yelling at the screen impotently for days about the slavery no one seems to notice.

  • @tropezando
    @tropezando 2 роки тому +1

    I had no idea about Sodastream. I was thinking about going halfsies with a family member, but I won't be doing that now.

  • @Pepstep_07
    @Pepstep_07 2 роки тому +3

    I need a t shirt that says "Economists DROP DEAD" right now i am NOT joking

  • @brutusaurelius2114
    @brutusaurelius2114 2 роки тому +13

    We need John Brown back

    • @TreeHairedGingerAle
      @TreeHairedGingerAle 2 роки тому

      *stuffs a canvas bag full of climbing equipment and shoulders a two-handed hammer* Welp, off to the underworld. Who's with me? 🙆🏾‍♀️💯✨

  • @steelplatedheart
    @steelplatedheart 2 роки тому +4

    buy Tony's Chocolonely, they're on a mission to make chocolate slave free. Not just their chocolate, that's already slave free. They campaign against big chocolate companies continuing to use slavery in their chocolate.

  • @Donkus420
    @Donkus420 11 місяців тому +6

    20:10 one year ago this was only a joke... Now you have become a unfortunate time traveler

  • @camelopardalis84
    @camelopardalis84 2 роки тому +3

    I need to look up where I originally heard about this specific legal case to see how quickly I managed to completely forget about it after losing a couple of hours of my lifetime due to my experience of horror hearing about it.

  • @poppaelias4175
    @poppaelias4175 2 роки тому +2

    New Thought Slime video: Mildred writes smut about the green m&m

  • @taymustard620
    @taymustard620 2 роки тому +6

    First Eminem...NOW M&MS??! Where does the madness emin-end????

  • @GeekAverage
    @GeekAverage 4 місяці тому +2

    Oof. The Mathew Perry part hits different now.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +3

    Oh the bright side it means many parents are going to feel a weight of shame lifted off their shoulders as their son no longer fancies the green M&M

    • @rattyeely
      @rattyeely 2 роки тому

      Honestly they should still be ashamed that all it took was her no longer wearing heels

  • @Bernd-Lauert
    @Bernd-Lauert 2 роки тому +1

    Just read up on this case and apparently it was dismissed? What a joke

  • @michaelholtke4445
    @michaelholtke4445 2 роки тому +8

    I remember when they added blue

    • @1Hawkears1
      @1Hawkears1 2 роки тому +2

      Acab

    • @TheSteven00
      @TheSteven00 2 роки тому +1

      Nice!

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 2 роки тому +1

      I remember that too.
      Didn't racists get mad about it?

    • @michaelholtke4445
      @michaelholtke4445 2 роки тому +3

      @@LexYeen Couldn't tell you, I just remember the votes to see what color they would add

  • @juanitaschlink2028
    @juanitaschlink2028 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for mentioning the soda stream.

  • @jeremygregorio7472
    @jeremygregorio7472 2 роки тому +21

    To be fair I'm kind of preoccupied with keeping a roof over my head in the face of massively increasing rent and housing prices

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv 2 роки тому +21

      That's not a bug of neoliberal capitalism, it's a feature.

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 2 роки тому +20

      Precarity reduces your ability to make long-term plans, since you're preoccupied with not dying on the streets of a preventable illness.

    • @jeremygregorio7472
      @jeremygregorio7472 2 роки тому +7

      @@vxicepickxv yeah the thought has crossed my mind more than one time

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 2 роки тому +2

      @@LexYeen that reminds me: this (and its inverse - that security makes long term planning easier) is exactly why I don’t understand accelerationist arguments, unless they’re all personally secure either way.

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 2 роки тому +1

    8:04 Words not to say/What to Say Instead. This is very eye-opening, I never really got what the term "developing country" was supposed to mean, always seemed a subjective category. "Exploited" makes so much more sense.

  • @AbMaSync
    @AbMaSync 2 роки тому +25

    Once again cruelty is the point.

    • @tenmanX
      @tenmanX 2 роки тому +2

      No, profit is the point.

    • @AbMaSync
      @AbMaSync 2 роки тому +1

      @@tenmanX profit is the goal, cruelty is the point they prefer to pass on the way.

    • @tenmanX
      @tenmanX 2 роки тому +1

      @@AbMaSync Cruelty presupposes the profiteers gave the victims' condition some thought and decided, Yes. However, these exploited people's circumstances are so far removed from any notice of their real capitalist slavers that they might as well be ant farts on a fallen leaf in Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland.

    • @arcticcircle9178
      @arcticcircle9178 2 роки тому

      But what is the point of the cruelty and the profit? ~Red

    • @AbMaSync
      @AbMaSync 2 роки тому

      @@tenmanX It just seems a pretty big tendency around the whole system. Workplace abuse, minors slaves, killing of natives to get land (yes, that still happens)

  • @RyanMcLaughlin1
    @RyanMcLaughlin1 2 роки тому +2

    Video content was awesome, as always. Also, your lighting setup is just getting better and better! Nice job!

  • @wl9162
    @wl9162 2 роки тому +4

    Glad you went the route you did with this video, and yikes, it's also unsettling that they're specifically distracting people with their mascots, which are designed to personify a corporation and thus make folks feel more magnanimous toward it

  • @saniwa655
    @saniwa655 2 роки тому +1

    Love your new haircut, Mildred!!! ❤️💕