New Yorkers have convinced themselves that Central Park is this incredible wonder of the world because they’ve never seen forests or nature anywhere else
Almost every person overlooking the park aren't from Manhattan. Most are international, but I agree that it's not ALL that ... I'd much rather have a place overlooking the Hudson or downtown instead of the park, but that's just me!
There's an architectural difference. Balconies generally only have a single point of access to a single room and are generally attached to the building rather than integrated to lower floors. Terraces, meanwhile, generally have multiple points of access potentially to multiple rooms, and tend to be integrated to the building.
@@derricktitley3784 almost. Though the terms do get misused to up the value, a terrace has ground/living space below while a balcony sticks out. Penthouses tend to take less surface for the living area, so they can use the rest for a terrace or garden. “Fall through your terrace and you’re in your downstairs neighbour’s bedroom, fall through your balcony and you’re splattered on the sidewalk.”
You know I have just recently played and beat Fallout new Vegas and all but lonesome Road DLC. I really liked OWBs and HH, DM was ok but definitely my least favorite of the 3 I have played.
@@aram-the-slug Yeah DM is pretty hard, but it’s got some really good background story and incredible rewards (if you smuggle all of the gold out of the vault and win big at the casino). LR is incredibly difficult (a true endgame experience), but it’s got some really badass weapons within (which I’m not going to spoil).
As a former NYer, I can tell you what these are about: bragging rights. For $40M elsewhere you can buy half a country. These are for either trust fund babies or narcissistic power brokers who want a space to host their hooker auditions. Also, it's "New York", it's "I own a penthouse apartment in Manhattan". That's it. Nothing else to understand.
Honestly when i think of reasons why i would want this. You hit it right on the head. Its a flex but those first ones are mad overpriced. Huge mansions sell in la for these prices
As a NYer I couldn't agree more.. usually nobody actually lives in these apartments or penthouses in the city... rich people just buys these so in 10 years could make the value go up. Or pass it down to their generation. They come and live there for like once or twice a year but it remains empty. It's so sad because the working class rent is going up and there's there's lot of homeless now than before. These people taking up space like no other
Imagine living a concrete jungle like NY and thinking Central Park (however "iconic" it may be) is a nice look out of a 46 million dollar penthouse while hearing sirens and horns all day.
Thanks to my stupid and useless art history class that I needed to take to get my degree, I actually know what the phallic-looking wooden sculpture is. It’s based on an art piece called “Torso of a Young Man”, and it’s made of brass, stone, and wood. It was criticized for the fact it looked phallic, funny enough. I hate that I actually know this. Lol
Million dollars and apartment are two things that should never be mixed. Who in their right mind wouldnt want to live in an actual house for that much money.
It's all about supply and demand. New York is an extremely high demand place to be no matter how much internet kids like to joke about it being gross or dumb. It's the place to be. Just like Los Angeles or Miami. So if you want to be there you're gonna have to pay up. Their apartments cost more than mansions because Everyone wants to be there.
@@swap2448 sorry if I'm being a brat but if you can afford a high priced New York apartment then you can surely afford a plane ticket to somewhere else that isnt overpriced New York maybe it's more complicated idk I dont travel much
Whole real estate industry is based on " it's not about how good the house is, it's about where your house is located" and that's how they determine the price.
Yeah I'm pretty sure no one actually lives in these, that's why they're pre-furnished and have clothes in the closet despite no one living there. It's an asset. Some billionaire will buy this for the express purpose of selling the house later for 60 million dollars. Or writing off taxes idk.
well yeah no shit. You can build the same house in the fuckin north pole as you can on the beach front in miami using the exact same materials except one is subjectively more attractive because of where it is how is that not logical
the location is shit though cos your still in new York, nah but i feel like the location should only make it like 4 million , kinda seems like if you an see central park its 10* the price for some reason "oh great you can see 2 people dogging".
For a 40 million dollar apartment, I expect to have my own in-ground wading pool that's filled by an artificial waterfall with an island in the middle that you can walk across a silver/gold plated mini-bridge to get to your dining table that looks out upon New York through windows that are actually translucent touch-screen displays that you can watch tv/movies on through holographic display. Why even spend 40 million if you're not getting an apartment with the most luxurious and over-blown design with the most pristine cutting edge technology to substitute it? Might as well live in a regular-ass 50 grand apartment somewhere else in New York and just install the upgrades here for a lot cheaper.
it usually is like that $200 super fight game on steam that charlie played, not sure how he didnt realize that it's for laundering money it was super obvious.
It is, just like modern art of a all white canvas having a meaning for $100k. These penthouses are the same. Nobody lives there, if someone buys it they modernize a little in 5 years it will cost more, hoping to get someone to buy it. That's how it works
That’s a 1,000$ for a panting not 46 million for a crappy apartment with bent steel and weird shapes and it was for a good cause I think or for a meme I forgot, I don’t get why a shape that’s in a weird position is worth so much that’s like drawing a line and selling it for millions. People are dumb enough to buy it
I like how all the hallways are so small, and all the doors are so big, that when you open a door you literally block the entire hallway. Not a single door in the apartment opens into the room.
@Bender Bending Rodriguez lol i might have the same house with you more or less 600-700qm and we pay 750€ with my gf but honestly its shity appartment its orientation gives me ocd
I think the reason why whealty people want such "art" objects is to demonstrate how they have so much money that they can spend it on the most senseless, most expensive stuff.
Exactly. Its literally just rich people things, like rich rich, not Charlies parents giving him a comfortable life rich. Im just surprised at how Charlies so surprised. Maybe hes just making low effort content for youtube and things are slow.. but man, I expected better.
@@harambe1331 You are right, it does look like slow day video. But apartment was really "meh". Detailing and main bathroom was ok, recwption area not bad but space arrangement in living area was really underwhelming. It just didn't bring up any emotions.
@@harambe1331 I don’t know, I’d say I agree but I find it entertaining seeing from the outside of big city life. Like 46 million for any place to live is A LOTTTTTTTT where I’m from. Like I could own 30 mansions with 46 million dollars. I’m sure it seems like this is normal pricing for this in NYC to people from NYC but I find these vids hilarious seeing the prices and seeing the hosts point out mundane things as if they make it worth the price.
Welcome to New York, where people spend 50 million on cramped spaces just so they can look outside and see Central Park which isn't even that great to look at.
“Why is this $40 million? this just looks like... really generic. there’s nothing crazy about this.” Charlie just now learning that rich people aren’t known for their taste.
@@Mr12Relic the original abortions back in like the 1800s were literally done via wired hanger (not sure if that's what you intentionally meant or not) so your comment has me dead 😂
3:59 that’s the same amount of desk space I got when I was in a £400 flat during University. Also that chair looks ungodly uncomfortable, look at that curve!!
I feel like any person who shows off a multi-million dollar apartment picks one word and uses it to describe everything. Like "Entertaining" or "Staging", or the classical hood favorite, "Marble".
I have this weird fantasy of a real estate agent with a lot of time on their hands and a sense of humour to give Charlie a real life tour of one of those apartments so he can talk shit about them in person lol
I dont think this house was even bad compared to that medical waste hotel room or the house of marble. This just felt like nitpicking sure its expensive as fuck but at least it doesn't look like total ass.
i think its funny how moist says "man rich people are so stupid" and you look above his webcam to see the people who donate thousands of dollars to him
I thought the first place was amazing. Charlie is funny, but I wouldn't take his advice on anything that has to do with fashion or decoration. I mean he's the king of white T-shirts and basketball shorts. The view and balcony alone are great. "It's so generic. There's nothing crazy about this", so it's a home, and not an art exhibit for pill bottles? And why would you get away from New York if you probably have a job with incredible salary, in New York? I mean, you don't buy a $40 million apartment in New York unless you work there.
I used to be a private chef in a ski town and cooked for people in houses 80% the cost and 500% nicer.. imagine spending $47m to live in a building that looks like an office and hotel had a baby lmao
I'd lose my shit to. Tf people building 40 million dollar apartments, when you could be building more important shit, to help the quality of living for everyone? Not saying you gotta give a fuck about anyone, but I'm sure your intentions arnt good for a 46 million dollar after tax ass apartment... Wtf...
You should see Vancouver, Canada. Housing prices just went above New York and LA. 2 million dollars buys you a complete bulldoze job. Seriously, uninhabitable and it sets you back 2 million. It’s insane 🙄
@@the_honored_one_06 art has a bad rep becase if i hang a banana to the wall is trash while if another does it is woth milions for some fucking reason. Is it the beuty? No! At this point or both are trash or both are worth milions. And to be fair give an objective value to somethinh subjective as beuty is stupid and wrong. Is it the idea behind it that gives it worth? Well tell me how the hell do you give value to an idea and how an idea should be more valuable than another, by originality? What the hell does it even mean? There are 7 bilion people each with hundreds of ideas each day all differenr from one another and some will be unique in some way, is common to have original ideas. Art is completly useless and today is only an investment for milionaires. Change my mind.
@@leuco2048 1. Basically the main goal of art is to create some kind of reaction emotion in the viewer, be it confusion, anger, surprisement etc. In this case it's already filled it's purpose. Nobody says art's only purpose is to be "beautiful". 2. Many things gain value only because people trust they have value, and give it to them, like crypto coins and stocks 3. There is an argument to be made on modern art: it's easy to say "I could've done the same thing". Well, why didn't you then? Not all art is based on empty meanings even if you don't see them. People find beauty and meaning on many things. 4. I agree that modern art is used in money laundering to some degree, but it doesn't mean it all is. Not meaning to be rude just trying to explain :)
The ad I got before this said, “is it just me who spends hours looking at houses I can’t afford? . . .or can I?” And then it cut to this. Perfect ad placement
Oh my favourite feature in the house! you can open this door with a akward to access door handle to bask in the clean, crisp, refreshing air that is the pride of our NYC :)
This apartment literally costs 1/3 of Bill Gates' house. That's crazy. This piece of shit apartment literally costs 30% of one of the nicest houses on the planet.
From my limited experience (working on ultra wealthy private properties, not owning it) the value comes from location, the cost is always inflated, and often the materials used are usually very very rare
You are right! I feel like I was just dragged through a huge fallopian tube ! Throw up on the furniture, throw it away and show me the cavern in the sky again.
Watching the guy completely miss the mirror right in front of his face really illustrates the intelligence level of the people who design and buy these kinds of apartments.
@Supreme Intellectual Beast I mean I should've totally expected him to be here. Only high intellect people watch Charlie, which makes me wonder, was I in the wrong place?
I know this has nothing to do with the video, but, thank you Charlie Your videos.. Actually prevent self harm in my case. You make me feel less alone, you make me feel happy.. So.. Thanks💕
Not really, the wealthy have been fleeing NYC like rats on a sinking ship since the start of the pandemic and moving to middle america (montana, colorado, idaho, tennessee, etc). They finally realized NYC is all scam, especially real estate, and that they can live literally anywhere as long as it has wifi and an "up-and-coming" metro area nearby.
@@thompkins6796 "not really", proceeds to agree with everything he said. And maybe it's because I don't keep up with celebrities, but the only people I have seen move to middle America are rich Californians moving to Texas.
Dude if you have 40mill and move anywhere on southeast asia (cept singapore maybe) you can literally build a 4 story mansion with 12 different pools and still keeping 50% of your networth for your childrens inheritance :'(
@@muhammadfadhlycaesario4997 Escape from a shithole and have a nice mansion with a family in Asia to have the children fight over inheritance when you die like in Chinese Cinderella.
I mean, that view, expensive furniture, and location. Good city spot, low crime rate and easy access to other high end shit. And you pay 40 million... because you can. You can get it instead of another rich guy. That's all, rich people things. Jesus its like Charlie has no concept of life outside of his middle class woke personality, and here I thought he was a good "thinker". How the hell is he so surprised sometimes, got that tattoo on his arm for nothing lol. 🤦♂️
2:23 - 100% agree. Imagine if these people had lawns, they'd totally flex this shit out in the open. Welp I don't have to imagine. When paddling out to the ocean with friends, we play punch-buggy.. Where the VW bug is the lawn variety of 'Rich people art' and the punching is just us drinking and trying to forget that something like that is equivalent to 5-10 years salary.
I once looked at an apartment that wasn't nearly this much money but was still out of our price range because we were just above dirt poor,and the lady showing us the apartment said there were two big closets, so you can have a winter/summer wardrobe. She obviously didn't have experience showing poor people apartments. I think the rent was doable but you had to make 3x the rent to even live there. I've also seen an apartment that was a closet and wanted allot for it even though there's no grocery store in walking distance.
If I've learned anything about rich peoples appartments it is that tripping and falling in any room is a death sentence, as there will be an expensive piece of marble just waiting to split your skull open.
90% of the sales pitch for these apartments consists of you being able to see central park from like 100 miles away.
And it just becomes part of your daily life after 2 weeks and you don't even notice it anymore
unless there are hookers prancing naked in central park it aint worth sh#t to me.
If you are lucky you'll be able to see the next mugging taking place
He showed one that was 2 or 3 blocks away.
@@denusklausen3685 or see a local drug store owner getting robbed at gun point
New Yorkers have convinced themselves that Central Park is this incredible wonder of the world because they’ve never seen forests or nature anywhere else
All you can see is smog and buildings, New York is disgusting.
not to mention it smells like horse shit 24/7 around the perimeter
Almost every person overlooking the park aren't from Manhattan. Most are international, but I agree that it's not ALL that ... I'd much rather have a place overlooking the Hudson or downtown instead of the park, but that's just me!
I don’t know, I think it looks amazing because it surrounded by buildings. The contrast makes it really interesting, plus it’s on an island Idk
@@LiTTleGaBi21 I think thats what makes it unique. Its basically 1 half nature and 1 half city
I love how on a normal apartment they call it a balcony but when it’s rich ppl they call it a terrace.
There's an architectural difference. Balconies generally only have a single point of access to a single room and are generally attached to the building rather than integrated to lower floors. Terraces, meanwhile, generally have multiple points of access potentially to multiple rooms, and tend to be integrated to the building.
@@derricktitley3784 almost. Though the terms do get misused to up the value, a terrace has ground/living space below while a balcony sticks out. Penthouses tend to take less surface for the living area, so they can use the rest for a terrace or garden. “Fall through your terrace and you’re in your downstairs neighbour’s bedroom, fall through your balcony and you’re splattered on the sidewalk.”
@@derricktitley3784 nerd
@@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 putz
@@derricktitley3784 I know this word as an "oops" in Portuguese and I cannot understand why you said it now
New Yorkers just love Central Park cuz it is the only place grass grows in their city
The homeless are diligently fertilizing the sidewalks so that might change soon.
Thats why they’re all depressed robots
I lived right in the middle of Manhattan, everything was either grey or slightly lighter grey
@@myrtle1234 :|
Amd that park is always packed. NY is one of the most depressing places I know.
People don’t realize that the reason the apartments are on this show is because they are struggling to find people that will buy these P.O.S’s
Based. Very insightful.
There's probably a reason for that.
You know I have just recently played and beat Fallout new Vegas and all but lonesome Road DLC. I really liked OWBs and HH, DM was ok but definitely my least favorite of the 3 I have played.
@@aram-the-slug
Yeah DM is pretty hard, but it’s got some really good background story and incredible rewards (if you smuggle all of the gold out of the vault and win big at the casino). LR is incredibly difficult (a true endgame experience), but it’s got some really badass weapons within (which I’m not going to spoil).
@@courier6960 thank you for not spoiling:) DM had VERY good backstory ( I was also a scared bitch) maybe why it’s not my favorite 😆
Imagine paying so much for a penthouse, while you can get a palace with the same money...
maybe a palace in mexico or something lmao
lol
@Kenneth Peralta Joe dad indeed.
@@Sk8forsocks Wow two trash comments under two minutes, congrats !
@@pommemelon7026 gj liking ur own comments
The prices in GTA5’s apartments are starting to make sense now
Lmao
Most of the gta v apartments are very good priced
This is like 40x the most expensive GTA apartment, and it’s way easier to get $1 million in GTA than it is to get that IRL
The GTA 5 apartment actually doesn't look that great in real life, they had some listings available for some of the units
And I can't afford them either
As a former NYer, I can tell you what these are about: bragging rights. For $40M elsewhere you can buy half a country. These are for either trust fund babies or narcissistic power brokers who want a space to host their hooker auditions. Also, it's "New York", it's "I own a penthouse apartment in Manhattan". That's it. Nothing else to understand.
I was about to say, it's a nice looking appartement but you could get the same thing somewhere in the midwest for about 1% of the price
Honestly when i think of reasons why i would want this. You hit it right on the head. Its a flex but those first ones are mad overpriced. Huge mansions sell in la for these prices
As a NYer I couldn't agree more.. usually nobody actually lives in these apartments or penthouses in the city... rich people just buys these so in 10 years could make the value go up. Or pass it down to their generation. They come and live there for like once or twice a year but it remains empty. It's so sad because the working class rent is going up and there's there's lot of homeless now than before. These people taking up space like no other
Let's see what Paul Allen's apartment looks like
Imagine being so petty that you're willing to spend 46 mil. just to have something to brag about. I'll never get it
He’s the kind of guy to make a pure diamond house in Minecraft
that's why endermen exist
@@billieeisenhower406 he’s the kind of guy where endermans dont want to steal things from him cause its useless
At least you can take the diamond off and use it for something.
Everyone has made a house out of diamonds at some point or another
He's the guy who would make a diamond house WITH a triangular roof. With a dirt floor and a wooden door. He has nothing to lose.
Imagine being the guy who buys this, and Charlie calls your apartment garbage.
Well deserved ngl
Nice pfp
i mean if that guy has the money to buy something like this i dont think he cares much what a guy on youtube says
Tbf if you can afford that apartment you don’t need to care what Charlie thinks of you
@@Sk8forsocks The buyer definitely cares, people who waste money on shit like this do it hoping to impress people.
Imagine living a concrete jungle like NY and thinking Central Park (however "iconic" it may be) is a nice look out of a 46 million dollar penthouse while hearing sirens and horns all day.
Right? Or paying 2000 dollar rent living in a closet and the smog and grey sky is so depressing
@@Beelzebubby91 greatest city in the world (at least pre-covid) if you're single and not poor
And awful smell too, don’t forget that
Don't forget the trash everywhere, the waterbugs, and the rats running around central park at night
@@microwave8931 yeah fuck living in the city
Pro Tip: If you want to get millions quick, get marble, make a lot of “abstract” things, and let the money roll in
Pro tip: don't, because no one actually rents this place out and you'll be in debt.
Pro tip: original comment is stupid advice coz he isn't a millionaire artist
Extra tip: Make sure you can see central park even just a single tree will do
Don’t forget the weirdly placed wooden accents to try and make it look less cold and uninviting.
@@PatchworkRose567 don't forget stupid uncomfortable chairs and white desks
How to make expensive building
Step 1: *m a r b l e*
+ all the construction but more or less yea
step 2: follow step 1
Step 2: make something crappy and call it “abstract”
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step 2: put bent metal you found at the junk yard on the dining room table
I love how half the plants on the balcony look like they're dying.
If they were physically able to jump, they would.
they just like me fr
They're supposed to look like that...
Bonsai
they spent all their money on rent and couldn’t afford water
Thanks to my stupid and useless art history class that I needed to take to get my degree, I actually know what the phallic-looking wooden sculpture is. It’s based on an art piece called “Torso of a Young Man”, and it’s made of brass, stone, and wood. It was criticized for the fact it looked phallic, funny enough.
I hate that I actually know this. Lol
Million dollars and apartment are two things that should never be mixed. Who in their right mind wouldnt want to live in an actual house for that much money.
It's all about supply and demand. New York is an extremely high demand place to be no matter how much internet kids like to joke about it being gross or dumb. It's the place to be. Just like Los Angeles or Miami. So if you want to be there you're gonna have to pay up. Their apartments cost more than mansions because Everyone wants to be there.
@@bestieswithtesties then just go somewhere else 😐
@@Kallixede it’s not that simple…
@@swap2448 sorry if I'm being a brat but if you can afford a high priced New York apartment then you can surely afford a plane ticket to somewhere else that isnt overpriced New York maybe it's more complicated idk I dont travel much
@@Kallixede I can afford a 5 story mansion in Alabama. But I think I prefer my New York apartment by broadway and premier restaurants. Just me
Whole real estate industry is based on " it's not about how good the house is, it's about where your house is located" and that's how they determine the price.
Yeah I'm pretty sure no one actually lives in these, that's why they're pre-furnished and have clothes in the closet despite no one living there.
It's an asset. Some billionaire will buy this for the express purpose of selling the house later for 60 million dollars. Or writing off taxes idk.
Bj
well yeah no shit. You can build the same house in the fuckin north pole as you can on the beach front in miami using the exact same materials except one is subjectively more attractive because of where it is how is that not logical
@@alexanderkristensen9301 Yeah but if you have 60 million dollars why would you live in new york
the location is shit though cos your still in new York, nah but i feel like the location should only make it like 4 million , kinda seems like if you an see central park its 10* the price for some reason "oh great you can see 2 people dogging".
once you become rich enough you instantly become addicted to marble and bad art unwillingly or not
doctor diagnosed me with *tacky*
Bad art isn’t that bad when it makes you save money
Is Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the category of bad art?
it seems to me that after you surpass a certain amount of net worth you lose taste
Yeah rich people just buy millions of dollars in art to avoid taxes since art can't be taxed
For a 40 million dollar apartment, I expect to have my own in-ground wading pool that's filled by an artificial waterfall with an island in the middle that you can walk across a silver/gold plated mini-bridge to get to your dining table that looks out upon New York through windows that are actually translucent touch-screen displays that you can watch tv/movies on through holographic display.
Why even spend 40 million if you're not getting an apartment with the most luxurious and over-blown design with the most pristine cutting edge technology to substitute it? Might as well live in a regular-ass 50 grand apartment somewhere else in New York and just install the upgrades here for a lot cheaper.
Exactly... that's what you'd expect, but there's so little here that's impressive, that all he can come up with is the glass railing 0:34
Every time I see these super expensive but underwhelming things I can't help but think it's some kind of money laundering scheme
it usually is
like that $200 super fight game on steam that charlie played, not sure how he didnt realize that it's for laundering money it was super obvious.
It is, just like modern art of a all white canvas having a meaning for $100k. These penthouses are the same. Nobody lives there, if someone buys it they modernize a little in 5 years it will cost more, hoping to get someone to buy it. That's how it works
they can borrow against it and have money coming in that isn't taxed. Also the real estate will increase in price over time
If a famous actor like Charlie said my apartment was horrible then I would move out instantly.
🤣
I agree, if the guy who played the most pivotal role in the Hunger Games said that my place was horrible I'd move too.
His role turned the whole movie from dogshit to amazing. He also completely changed the story line
S-list actor baby
"Harry potter had more space under the stairs"
Now that just hurts.
John
That hits deep in my soul
That bathroom is so small i ain't even have room to cry and regret my life choices of buying the appartament in the first place
This dude: "I don't get art... Rich people are so fucking stupid"
Rich people: *smiles in money laundering and inflation devouring assets*
Oh shit am glad I wasn't the only one that knows about the scam modern "art" is.
“Art is the stupidest sh*t. Its so dumb”
*The guy who bought Charlie’s metapod painting for 1k*
That's the only exception.
That’s a 1,000$ for a panting not 46 million for a crappy apartment with bent steel and weird shapes and it was for a good cause I think or for a meme I forgot, I don’t get why a shape that’s in a weird position is worth so much that’s like drawing a line and selling it for millions. People are dumb enough to buy it
And charlie put effort in, a toddler could do "art" like this
Theres a metapod painting that sold for a grand?
@@someguynamedsteve9130 charlie painted during his charity livestream, they auctioned it off
I like how all the hallways are so small, and all the doors are so big, that when you open a door you literally block the entire hallway. Not a single door in the apartment opens into the room.
Is that you DaRocheDoggJR?
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It's to help rich people keep their victims from squeezing past them and escaping
Me having more office and shower room in my 1 thousand dollar rent 3 room apartment than someone who spent 46 million dollars on art and marble:
1 thousand for a 3 room apartment? Where tf are you living. Here in cali, 1 bedroom studio apartment is 1250 minimum
Dont forget the random stick in the room
@Bender Bending Rodriguez lol i might have the same house with you more or less 600-700qm and we pay 750€ with my gf but honestly its shity appartment its orientation gives me ocd
Funny guy lol
3 room for 1k tf u getting ripped off too wtf
I think the reason why whealty people want such "art" objects is to demonstrate how they have so much money that they can spend it on the most senseless, most expensive stuff.
With these houses, you're not paying for what's actually in the apartment, you're paying to own a penthouse in New York City.
Exactly. Its literally just rich people things, like rich rich, not Charlies parents giving him a comfortable life rich. Im just surprised at how Charlies so surprised. Maybe hes just making low effort content for youtube and things are slow.. but man, I expected better.
@@harambe1331 You are right, it does look like slow day video. But apartment was really "meh". Detailing and main bathroom was ok, recwption area not bad but space arrangement in living area was really underwhelming. It just didn't bring up any emotions.
Wrong. You are paying to SAY you own a penthouse in NYC
What kind of masochist WANTS to live in nyc
@@harambe1331 I don’t know, I’d say I agree but I find it entertaining seeing from the outside of big city life. Like 46 million for any place to live is A LOTTTTTTTT where I’m from. Like I could own 30 mansions with 46 million dollars. I’m sure it seems like this is normal pricing for this in NYC to people from NYC but I find these vids hilarious seeing the prices and seeing the hosts point out mundane things as if they make it worth the price.
Charlie critiquing apartments that are worth more than I am to my parents is what I live for
deez
@@BlueOysterStan nuts?
@@heisenberg2467 got em!
I mean who are we kidding. If someone makes our parents choose between us or $46 million, they'd take the money easy.
You are worth more than 20$ to your parents?
It's new york, you are lucky if you can find a closet with a bed for half your retirement savings
Welcome to New York, where people spend 50 million on cramped spaces just so they can look outside and see Central Park which isn't even that great to look at.
Imagine telling the cable guy which marble wall you want the cable to come out of. Does he bring a jackhammer?
technically, yea. they have specialized tools to do that stuff. you wouldn't get an average joe cable guy.
Either way he won't get paid enough for that bs
"and we are live!"
Ay it's the chocolate rain guy
you are a legend
“Why is this $40 million? this just looks like... really generic. there’s nothing crazy about this.” Charlie just now learning that rich people aren’t known for their taste.
Because Charlie definitely is...
Well the top of a building in NYC says it all. The most overprice, over hyped city in the world.
Its just proof you dont need to be smart to be rich
@@Sk8forsocks why are you replying to every comment
@@jamlez but you definitely need to be better than poor people to be rich
charly: rich people are stupid
also charly: spends 100k on yugioh cards
One is a hobby which is completely worth for him and one is something that is not worth for any human being that has a mental progressing ability
Also charlie: has millions of dollars in his pocket
I mean it's a hobby that's worth it to him. And he lives in a house that's actually good sooo
@@echoesofamystery382 u think the people buying this r using their entire life savings?
Yu-gi-oh is more than just a hobby. It’s a lifestyle for some😂 my ex takes that shit very seriously, and makes money off cards he invests in. Lol
3:00 as someone who works at Bass Pro Shops, I can confirm that is in fact a fishing lure
Ah yes. The next critically acclaimed porno movie:
"2 Hangers, 1 Shelf"
You menace why have you filled my mind with such thoughts
Plot twist: It's a commentary on abortion
You're the hero the internet deserves.
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@@Mr12Relic the original abortions back in like the 1800s were literally done via wired hanger (not sure if that's what you intentionally meant or not) so your comment has me dead 😂
Unironically, these expensive living places always scare me for two reasons: How stupid someone was to build it, and how stupid someone is to buy it.
Your not stupid to build it if someone stupid will buy it
Exactly! Rich people have weird tastes from the normal lol
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@@user-pk4nr6dy9g sugoma😰😰
Damn, 40 mil for a hotel room smh.
3:59 that’s the same amount of desk space I got when I was in a £400 flat during University.
Also that chair looks ungodly uncomfortable, look at that curve!!
Honestly, as ridiculously priced as this apartment is, it’s not as insultingly ugly as the last couple of apartments/hotel rooms Charlie has looked at
I found the first one in this video actually pretty nice.
@@TheHerbert4321 But definitely not worth 46 mil
@@silenttvshka maybe the perk of it not looking ugly is worth 10 mil more than the previous ones
No yeah they’re nice, but no where near $40,000,000
i think its very nice but no way in hell would i spend 46 mil on this
"Luckily it's not that high, so after you spend forty million dollars on this piece of shit you can jump right off."
Agreed.
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@@2ndlittlekingryan654 0:40
truly a lmao moment
I genuinely enjoyed this episode and the way the place was put together. I never thought people would make a video on this.
I feel like any person who shows off a multi-million dollar apartment picks one word and uses it to describe everything. Like "Entertaining" or "Staging", or the classical hood favorite, "Marble".
I have this weird fantasy of a real estate agent with a lot of time on their hands and a sense of humour to give Charlie a real life tour of one of those apartments so he can talk shit about them in person lol
That would be awesome.
real estate shaming kink
he just have to act like he is interested and he will get a tour. He has 8m subs, proof enough for payment for a smart estate agent
I dont think this house was even bad compared to that medical waste hotel room or the house of marble. This just felt like nitpicking sure its expensive as fuck but at least it doesn't look like total ass.
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I think Charlie is starting to learn that living in New York is a scam
*Louis Rossmann has entered the chat*
Friends made it look so easy.
I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear bick
@@detroid_ntr7689 It's probably easy if you've got a good job
@@AxxLAfriku Hi daddy AxxL!!!! Please notice me, I am in love with you and I want you to cheat on your two girlfriends with me!!
The best part was a report a while back that this building is hell to live in.
i think its funny how moist says "man rich people are so stupid" and you look above his webcam to see the people who donate thousands of dollars to him
Rich people be like:
“ I don’t need sleep, I need marble”
Mhm
Imaging running thru 5 different bathrooms with your pants down looking for the toilet paper.
After spending $40 mil you don't have money left over for toilet paper just wipe with some marbel laying around the apartment
Use the art.
The brownalisa
@@RickyRiceB I’ll become Poocasso
@@black_rhino241 outstanding and amazing
5:58 That painting looking like a classified document
3:55 killed me.
“Harry Potter had more space under the staircase” 😂😂😂😂
Charlie is just traumatized at seeing marble since that 39 million dollar house
he hates marble now dude shits so funny he can’t stand it
Why? Never watched
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 go watch it it’s hilarious legit EVERYTHING is made of marble
I thought the first place was amazing. Charlie is funny, but I wouldn't take his advice on anything that has to do with fashion or decoration. I mean he's the king of white T-shirts and basketball shorts. The view and balcony alone are great.
"It's so generic. There's nothing crazy about this", so it's a home, and not an art exhibit for pill bottles?
And why would you get away from New York if you probably have a job with incredible salary, in New York? I mean, you don't buy a $40 million apartment in New York unless you work there.
@@Blamebrooke don’t lie, there was the “green art wall” 😂😂
I like how there's a door big enough so you can jump out after realizing you spent 40m on an overpriced penthouse.
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I like your DAI pfp, very nice
1:38 when your selling point is an average door handle you know the price is too high
That at 2:02 is actually "torso of a young man" by Constantin Brâncuși and it's a very famous art piece
I used to be a private chef in a ski town and cooked for people in houses 80% the cost and 500% nicer.. imagine spending $47m to live in a building that looks like an office and hotel had a baby lmao
funny enough they probably have enough money for both you tard
80% of the cost so still $37.6 milion?
@@burgerburger3626 he provably meant 80% less
@@rarri99 I am going to assume it would be 95% which even then is expensive.
@@alexanderkristensen9301 you ok bud?
I'm convinced this year will end with Charlie in a padded cell, writing the word "marble" all over the walls with his foot.
I'd lose my shit to. Tf people building 40 million dollar apartments, when you could be building more important shit, to help the quality of living for everyone? Not saying you gotta give a fuck about anyone, but I'm sure your intentions arnt good for a 46 million dollar after tax ass apartment... Wtf...
That'll only happen if he loses his marbles.
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@@Cyberc50x Ba-dum-tss
2:15 Thats a whole french fry
You should see Vancouver, Canada. Housing prices just went above New York and LA. 2 million dollars buys you a complete bulldoze job. Seriously, uninhabitable and it sets you back 2 million. It’s insane 🙄
Dude, for 46 million I'd want the house built inside the damn park... that's good staging.
Nah, too public
People who give 45 million $ for apartments own 6 houses already.
From what I've heard you wouldn't. The thing is crawling with junkies and weirdos at night.
@@AHunnidBeatz build a flying mansion over central part than
40mln you would build a small palace in montana
“Art is the stupidest shit I swear to god it’s so dumb”
Immortal words of a wise philosopher
He said at the exact time word for word as I was reading your comment
@@love2fight205 same
Art gets bad rep because of this
@@the_honored_one_06 art has a bad rep becase if i hang a banana to the wall is trash while if another does it is woth milions for some fucking reason.
Is it the beuty?
No! At this point or both are trash or both are worth milions.
And to be fair give an objective value to somethinh subjective as beuty is stupid and wrong.
Is it the idea behind it that gives it worth?
Well tell me how the hell do you give value to an idea and how an idea should be more valuable than another, by originality?
What the hell does it even mean?
There are 7 bilion people each with hundreds of ideas each day all differenr from one another and some will be unique in some way, is common to have original ideas.
Art is completly useless and today is only an investment for milionaires.
Change my mind.
@@leuco2048 1. Basically the main goal of art is to create some kind of reaction emotion in the viewer, be it confusion, anger, surprisement etc. In this case it's already filled it's purpose. Nobody says art's only purpose is to be "beautiful".
2. Many things gain value only because people trust they have value, and give it to them, like crypto coins and stocks
3. There is an argument to be made on modern art: it's easy to say "I could've done the same thing". Well, why didn't you then? Not all art is based on empty meanings even if you don't see them. People find beauty and meaning on many things.
4. I agree that modern art is used in money laundering to some degree, but it doesn't mean it all is.
Not meaning to be rude just trying to explain :)
6:39 Central Park be looking like Chernobyl in winter
6:19
Get this guy out of here, what an amateur tour guide
Realtor: $46m for this space
Regular Guy: How much if we throw out the art?
About 5 Million I would say.
50 million
cause it makes the room look better
@@nacroni minimalist interior design commands a premium
@@ericchdjdjnx you sob, you win this time
Rich people's house designs based on Charlie's perspective: put lots of marbles and random things in
Not random things dildos lots of dildos
@@thekingofthehill9496 don't forget the fleshlights
@@user-x-00 Are you guys taking cues from Miley Cyrus?
@@deathstar997 Sarah Lynn more like
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The ad I got before this said, “is it just me who spends hours looking at houses I can’t afford? . . .or can I?” And then it cut to this. Perfect ad placement
Oh my favourite feature in the house! you can open this door with a akward to access door handle to bask in the clean, crisp, refreshing air that is the pride of our NYC :)
This apartment literally costs 1/3 of Bill Gates' house. That's crazy. This piece of shit apartment literally costs 30% of one of the nicest houses on the planet.
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@@ameon3205 It’s a bot just saying random words. You can see it on several other comments
I guess it does cost Millions to live up in the clouds
I think it makes sense for something better to cost more
If I was rich I'd just go all out on ancient Lovecraftian aesthetic a few secret passages, and a hidden bathroom just to be an ass.
shut up
@@hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447 I'm serious
Forgot a dungeon?
@@alexanderyu9219 great place for the bathroom!
like the mansion from Thief.
I'd go for the branching doors when only one of them is real and the rest tiny as an optical illusion
I just want a Gaming PC and a comfy Couch.
You do the best reviews bro no lie. Millions of dollars and it bet everyone whos ever been there complains about everything lol
“Harry Potter had more space under the stairs to do some work” LMAOOO
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that joke killed me lmao
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@@criley0007
RIP
I love how Charlie acknowledges whenever he sees marble. Seeing the last apartment must've turned him into a Full-marble Alchemist.
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I hate that you even got a smirk outa me
@@thatonecanadianguy734 :)
nice one
I’m mildly concerned by your username
was disapointed charlie didnt see your vid , but ty for the holiday inn buisness video though 🤣🤣
I love you remarks about the art
I can’t believe Charlie insulted that adorable little office area when it’s the perfect size for him!
😂
@@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist I like your username.
@@sebastiantschatordai yeah my old account was just mr moist but youtube removed it so that's why my name sounds like a movie sequel
Perfect, man 😂
LMFAOO "Charlie = short" lmfaoooo 🤣🤣 how original
This is the embodiment of a museum and a janitorial closet mixed with marble.
yes
From my limited experience (working on ultra wealthy private properties, not owning it) the value comes from location, the cost is always inflated, and often the materials used are usually very very rare
You are right! I feel like I was just dragged through a huge fallopian tube ! Throw up on the furniture, throw it away and show me the cavern in the sky again.
I like to think that 5 years ago aliens took all humans and put us in an intergalactic prank show
I accept this theory
Aliens using humans for an intergalactic reality show... South Park has an episode about this
The world ended in 2012
@@amgilligan but did the Simpson’s...
@@ougintoga7195 I fucking love people still say this
Watching the guy completely miss the mirror right in front of his face really illustrates the intelligence level of the people who design and buy these kinds of apartments.
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“Art is stupid” Charlie speaking facts here, not many of us can afford a Watto Statue. A true man of culture knows where money would be put best at.
i just watch this video like last week i think 😂😂 and now this is in my recommendations, i love it
In $46M you could literally have supercar collection,huge mansion,and left over money would be more than enough for financial freedom.
Which won´t help you if you´re business is stuck in NY and you can´t move it.
Do you think people who buy that sort of apartments buy it for the last money they have?!
If they have 46 million for an apartment, they probably have those things as well...
With that kinda money I’d buy a castle and renovate it into a palace, castles are fucking cool.
@@migueltucabron Most of the work force in NYC comes from out of the city.
Oh sht, here we go again...
didn't expect to see you here ngl.
Oh papa flamy, give me your math knowledge 💪😎👍
@Supreme Intellectual Beast I mean I should've totally expected him to be here. Only high intellect people watch Charlie, which makes me wonder, was I in the wrong place?
@@sankhya_0461 rick and morty fans :)
PAPAAAA FLAMMY
5:31 God, my grandmother's nursing home had a more spacious closet than this 46 MILLION DOLLAR apartment.
I know this has nothing to do with the video, but, thank you Charlie
Your videos.. Actually prevent self harm in my case. You make me feel less alone, you make me feel happy.. So.. Thanks💕
@@kgkomrin I have boyfriend? Haha, I was just saying, chqrlie also helps
“If you make this kind of money you should be trying to get as far away from New York as possible”
In today’s day and age, truer words are rarely said
Not really, the wealthy have been fleeing NYC like rats on a sinking ship since the start of the pandemic and moving to middle america (montana, colorado, idaho, tennessee, etc). They finally realized NYC is all scam, especially real estate, and that they can live literally anywhere as long as it has wifi and an "up-and-coming" metro area nearby.
@@thompkins6796 "not really", proceeds to agree with everything he said. And maybe it's because I don't keep up with celebrities, but the only people I have seen move to middle America are rich Californians moving to Texas.
@@KoolMonkE that means it's not rarely said, it's often said
Dude if you have 40mill and move anywhere on southeast asia (cept singapore maybe) you can literally build a 4 story mansion with 12 different pools and still keeping 50% of your networth for your childrens inheritance :'(
@@muhammadfadhlycaesario4997 Escape from a shithole and have a nice mansion with a family in Asia to have the children fight over inheritance when you die like in Chinese Cinderella.
4:20 : when you like marble so much, you get a painting that looks like marble to hang over your bed
Marble fetish lol
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Marble is my new fetish
If it falls you on your death bed
I actually like it, lol
Bro if you can throw that kind of money around, just move to rural Oregon or something and commission an actual mansion in the woods
4:28 “There’s a brick of marble… in a glass tube!”
That is a prehistoric op-amp.
"If you make this kind of money, you should be trying to get as far away from New York as possible." Amen! 👏
Even outside of the city is stupiditly expensive
@@randomtinypotatocried Don’t think you quite grasped the “as far away from New York as possible.”
3:35 Charlie realizing it was not a Kitchen, but a fancy sex dungeon
Shut up.
no
@@baileybuckley4796 no u
I mean, that view, expensive furniture, and location. Good city spot, low crime rate and easy access to other high end shit. And you pay 40 million... because you can. You can get it instead of another rich guy. That's all, rich people things. Jesus its like Charlie has no concept of life outside of his middle class woke personality, and here I thought he was a good "thinker". How the hell is he so surprised sometimes, got that tattoo on his arm for nothing lol. 🤦♂️
@@harambe1331 I hope you're joking otherwise you are probably the biggest potato guzzler in our entire community
2:23 - 100% agree. Imagine if these people had lawns, they'd totally flex this shit out in the open.
Welp I don't have to imagine.
When paddling out to the ocean with friends, we play punch-buggy.. Where the VW bug is the lawn variety of 'Rich people art' and the punching is just us drinking and trying to forget that something like that is equivalent to 5-10 years salary.
I once looked at an apartment that wasn't nearly this much money but was still out of our price range because we were just above dirt poor,and the lady showing us the apartment said there were two big closets, so you can have a winter/summer wardrobe. She obviously didn't have experience showing poor people apartments. I think the rent was doable but you had to make 3x the rent to even live there. I've also seen an apartment that was a closet and wanted allot for it even though there's no grocery store in walking distance.
If I've learned anything about rich peoples appartments it is that tripping and falling in any room is a death sentence, as there will be an expensive piece of marble just waiting to split your skull open.
Or else you'll destroy some cruddy "statue" thst looks like a giant solidified doggy doo doo but costs a million $$
I swear that Charlie comes up with the best roasts known to mankind in 5 seconds
I know! He's like the jesus of insults and roasting and flaming the fuck out everything in as little as 5 seconds.
@Joe Mama hes the jesus of jesus himself
@@Bimgus9 A true, well known fact right there
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ikr im so jealous of how quick witted he is he comes up with his roasts in .5 seconds its so natural to him
"Look at that artwork, I love the ~linesss~"
Congratulations. You spent $46 million on an apartment that looks like an IKEA showroom.