Also, why the hell would you have 12k bottles. At 1 bottle a day, it would take more than 20 years to empty. Unless the house is filled with alcoholics emptying your cellar, it's not practical
@@jmiquelmb The idea is to have a large selection, not just a large stock. Also the stock might not last as long if you throw lavish parties on your massive estate
Also the part about the wine. He isn’t lying. You’d be surprised at the amount of people who have wine you haven’t even heard of because they own every bottle.
@@thepunisher4507 lmaooo let them gatekeep those worthless bottles pretty sure their ego is so fragile once you declare money is worthless (which it almost is) they'll jump off the nearest cliff
Honestly that last house was nice and not overly “richy” at least you get some property with it 10 acres of land in that zipcode is worth the bulk of the price of that house
Elevators make a lot of sense if you are thinking of making the house your permeant home. My grandparents installed one in their home a few years ago, and now that my grandmother cannot use the stairs anymore, it lets her keep her house.
It's different if its for the elderly though. If you can't because medical reasons, an elevator is fine. If you are doing it because "fuck it i'm rich," that's a different story
The living room kinda reminds me of those random warehouse yard sales with random couches that are mismatched placed around a little area to make it seem like a set
I’m not pissed, but it won’t make the outcome of a revolution any less satisfying. Eventually people will figure out that rich people contribute nothing useful to society, and their extravagant lives are responsible for a lot of the environmental catastrophe we face.
@@justinwatson1510 They are the reason that economies exist and work. Without them you wouldn't have anything. They also pay the majority of taxes. Hating people who do better than you is such a shitty way to live.
@@jotarobat I remember long time ago reading a comic in which he told a story about his younger days when he used to be a blacksmith’s apprentice and he made and won a bet with a rich man that he could rob his well-secured vault on the train. The vault had two keys (each in possession of the aforementioned rich man and his business partner) of which Scrooge sneakily managed to get molds and recreate them in his smithy.
Totally worth not being able to feed people imho, so glad people are homeless. I hate this place if only for the squandered wealth and opportunity. No we dont need to eliminate hunger and vagrancy from our land, we must have solid gold hottubs for some people. SMH
Everything is so empty in rich people's houses. Yea, we had like 3 empty rooms after the 2nd gym and a theater was too expensive, so we just put 4 additional bathrooms, 2 max sized 2 stage walkable closets and a library no one is going to use.
The first scenes inside literally look like a random exhibition in a museum. Legit just smashed every single expensive furniture piece in there regardless of if they look good together or not. That shit does not feel like a home.
@@angelguerrero7655 Yeah. it’s pretty normal to forget about a kids show from 16 years ago 🤣 The JT Generation are adults now & the majority are most likely not gonna be thinking about it, nevermind even remember it ah the nostalgia
@@Tw0Dots seriously, but it's so fitting which is perfect. Like, this golden atrocity made *Bling Bling Boy* relevant again, and JT is a fucking deeep cut lol
You know, gold is really nice, when it's not the primary focus. Think of pants, no one would think a pair of solid gold pants are ever going to be appealing, but when it's a pair of just high quality pants with a golden button and zipper, then everyone will stare in envy when you pull down those pants, and definitely not because you are stripping in the middle of the road.
@@doomfistmain5515 what do you have against gold pants?? If worn right they can be pretty fashionable, just check the doll Mina Fleur from Rainbow High
@@joshmiller7793 I think so? Or he might have seen my: "Jesus" and went on a tangent from it. I was saying it in a way where you walk into a room full of dead people: you know, the horror movie type of afraid: "Jesus! "
I really like the resident evil mansion. I wish i could live in it if it wasn't so easy to get lost and didn't have only 1 bathroom u need 2 keys to open 😵
The fact that the owner literally put a plaque in his bathroom with the words “golden shower” on it, tells me he either is the densest rich guy on the planet, or literally made the entire bathroom gold for this one joke.
I feel like it was some dude bro who suddenly came into a lot of money, and this was his idea of what rich people houses looked like. "Gold is the most expensive thing, right? Just put gold everywhere."
@@joinsideke I think the guy just had a bunch of gold from winning a game of rock-paper-scissors and didn't know what to do with it, but then got inspiration from watching his 14-year-old son play gta
One thing I see is that these houses have a lot of furniture or big furniture. Now Imagining my lonely ass sitting at that giant table eating cheerios alone would make feel pathetic.
I wanted to respond by saying rich people with gold bathtub probably don't eat cheerios alone sadly by a gigantic table, but I guess rich people with gold bathtub drinking wine alone sadly by a gigantic table is pretty much the same.
@Alex Valchev See, this is why wealth should only be held by monarchal peerage with bloodlines that have been established for centuries. You give some talentless clown rapper a Mazzerati and carte blanche to make his living space however he wants it and he designs it in the crudest and shallowest affectations of affluence he can muster when he hasn't (and probably never could) developed a proper appreciation for architecture or taste in décor.
I’m a real estate appraiser. What I can tell by the tactics of these agents is that they talk 10x more about the stuff you can put in literally any house anywhere, than why this particular location and the layout of the house itself makes it desirable. Most of these fixture’s and add-ons add little to the value of the house relative to their cost. Rich people (usually the wife) prefer to design the interior themselves so all of these things they’re mentioning are likely gonna be removed when the buyer moves in.
Not even rich wives. That is true for almost any woman. It is their thing, women love to redo the interior of houses and once they are done it is actually miles better than what a guy would do. Before anyone gets triggered with implied genderism. This has been my overwhelming experience and I stand by my words.
@@toucan2227 i mean usually female animals tend to make the “nests” or “homes” in their lil family so it could be, but also, in many other species the males help too! i think since our brains are able to decide what we like and don’t like (unlike most animals who mostly act by instinct instead of self reflection) i think it just depends on if you want your house to look nice, like your place, like your partners place, or like both your styles put together. i don’t really think for humans at least it really matters, i just think it’s person preference!
@@scriptedjava265 I'm not sure if I just don't get it, but I think they mean everyone lies at least once so it's a human habit, but not labeling *everyone* as a liar
actually rich people dont buy expensive dumb shit just to have it, rather they have it so they can converte their millions into products that the government cant tax
I bet all the ones that got their money through illicit gains are sent to a personal hell, where everything is made of extremely ugly post-modern art and clashing architecture like we've seen in these videos. Day 1: Say, this place is pretty swell! Day 30: Alright, I can't lie, my eyes are starting to hurt. Day 666: I repent! Please let me out! I'm sorrry!!!
I’m convinced that modern artists know how easy it is to scam rich people and make minimum effort “abstract” pieces to maximize profits. No way artists have gotten this bad genuinely.
Naw nowadays they make art really bad cause rich people will buy it and have to pay less taxes Buy a 100,000 painting of a nutsack? Yeah we'll take 3 million off your taxes
Step 1. Make something that looks stupid and weird Step 2. Make it way overpriced. Use needlessly expensive supplies if you must. Step 3. Convince rich people that they're pitiful if they don't understand it so someone rich buys your shit just for the 'prestige.'
remember when old people would have a room entirely dedicated to one colour or theme? an orange room, a green room, a flower room... etc? this is like that, but on steroids LOL
personally, it depends on the map. if you're in volcanus you should go for marble because of the stat debuff gold gets. gold overall has more stats, despite the lower speed, making it a good matchup against marble.
@@a1phamalestud true and the guy who owned the $195 million house was Jerry Perenchio and he grew up in Fresno (very low income area), financed his own business degree and ended up founding a spanish TV network that made him rich. He donated over $500 million worth of art to museums.
The absolute funniest thing about this, to me at least, is that silver has antibacterial properties and would actually do something if you made your entire bathroom out of it.
I can see the floor being made from it, very cost effective for cleaning. Perhaps the crevices around the sink that builds up gunk too. However maybe not the _whole_ bathroom needs it, as silver is highly conductive for electricity and should the wiring in the bathroom not be up to code.. _very big accidents_ are bound to happen.
Some interesting facts about this: -The apartment was designed by Sam Jaradeh -He built it as compensation for not taking his wife to Brazil -Sam does indeed lift those gold dumbells -This building used to be owned by Micheal Cohen (Trump’s Lawyer) -Steve Gold isn’t just a real estate agent trying to sell this place, he actually ended up buying it -Steve Gold spent 2.5 million “de-golding” the house and then subsequently renovating it -Steve Gold works for Corcoran Real Estate, AKA he works for Barbara from Shark Tank -This building is now for sale for only 4 million dollars
@@dv9239 I’m not sure, I assume he’s just moving out to a new place? I just saw that it said he owned the place so I looked it up and he still owns it but it’s listed on market for 4 million, so perhaps he’s just seeing how much money get for the place? I assume as a real estate agent he doesn’t mind selling his own home for a profit
Yeah I would honestly rather live in the 2nd place rather than the 3rd one. It just seemed to be everything you could possibly need, while the 3rd one has stuff you will never need
It’s said that the average middle-class worker would earn nearly $2.7 million in salary over their entire lifetime. Now imagine a house over $190 million. That’s fuckin’ wild.
honestly that 2.7mil$ sounds good when you live in an eastern-european country where an average middle-class worker would earn like 500.000$ over their entire lifetime and the costs of living are getting dangerously close to western europe it's come to the point where i work somewhere around 250hours monthly and im still living with my parents because if i'd rent a flat i would basically lose half of my income without even counting utilities and the other half would be barely enough to live through a month on the cheapest food you'll find (meaning real bad quality cus you basically can't find good quality food here unless you're willing to pay five times the price if you'd like to buy yourself an apartament you'd have to live without spending a penny for like 10 years and probably more because the prices are constantly rising while median pay isn't
also it's just wild to think about people having so much luxourious goods when you think about people that live in 3rd world countries and have it even worse than here
EVERYTHING, in that... "house" is placed awkwardly. It's just random shit littered all over the place, like 2:08 there is just a bed, and a few chairs all over, and wall sized mirror... mixed with pure white painted walls and plain wooden floor with not even a carpet, it's such a goddamn eyesore. This entire thing looks just like a concept room, that a 3D modeler would use to take screen shots of individual furniture pieces, before placing them into the asset store.
10:22 Michael Phelps just materialize whenever there's a swimming competition. How can you become the best if you don't win absolutely every competition
Having parties at places like this seems insane to me. Wouldn't someone be worried of getting robbed or some psycho hiding in the house after the event? There's no way in hell to have peace of mind in a place that big.
These places are probably as well guarded as the pentagon is, fucking private militias with full-body titanium armors. blaster cannons, laser rifles and what not
@@jackholmes7521 The other two militias, which you will employ to keep them in a constant state of struggle and rivalry. This will ensure that they can't just rob you and your home will be too much of a war zone for your average crime fan to steal from.
Seeing somebody named "Steve Gold" selling an apartment in NY City which has Attack On Titan art and Hydra Furniture is like a scene you would see from a film like SuperBad however given this is in real life makes this 100× times better IMO.
It's honestly frustrating that we live in a world where we make these most cartoonishly expensive homes imagineable, while simultaneously having hundreds of thousands of people without a home
He's claiming that the entire world supply is 12k different bottles at most. There's no fucking way this is true. The area where I live is a very small wine producing region and I'm sure you can find at least 300 different bottles
This is how poor kids imagine a place of a rich guy would look like. The owner has most likely been very poor, got rich and this is the first apartment he decorated. Now he's either out of money or he matured enough to dump this place. Maybe he's a rapstar or something.
As a kid who grew up poor, this is absolutely true. But as I've gotten older, I realized my "rich person dream" is a moderately sized home with a whole ass workshop. I don't need gold and wine and clout. I just want to be happy and build stuff.
The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life..!.!.!.
"why does it look like that" "why is the art so ugly" "why is that person suffering in the painting" It's because most of the people who order these things to be built are evil
@@ORiOh4582 Is that the dude saying the world would be better off without religious people and that we should burn them all? Seriously, that dude is looking at all the bad examples and saying “these represent the entire group”. He’s literally just doing what racists/homophobes/transphobes do. (btw I’m atheist as well)
Imagine falling and permanently denting the floor
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This is like what the cool kid in 6th grade would draw up when he said he’s gonna be rich and famous and live in a mansion
It actually looks worse lol
"so thats a dollar sign on the wall?"
"yeah its all gold"
the thing is u could make such a dope design with a gold motif but these rich posers just ate shit instead
This is literally Bling Bling Boy if he had a NYC apartment
You mean every 9 year olds Minecraft house
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"This wine cellar holds 12,000 bottles", almost completely empty shelves. 🤨
If you can afford to drop 200 mil on that excessive abomination, you can probably afford to fill the cellar
Also, why the hell would you have 12k bottles. At 1 bottle a day, it would take more than 20 years to empty. Unless the house is filled with alcoholics emptying your cellar, it's not practical
@@jmiquelmb The idea is to have a large selection, not just a large stock. Also the stock might not last as long if you throw lavish parties on your massive estate
@@Freekymoho Yeah, but can you really know 12k different wines? That's imposible. You won't even know what you have there
@@jmiquelmbprobably not, but you could know 200 different wines and have 60 bottles of each
This is like the one really expensive gold apartment from tomodachi life.
"rich people have bad taste"
-drew gooden
Money can’t buy taste
@@jimmybeans5879 unless you're at a restaurant
When you 99/99 gold bricks in lego star wars
The "$" sign looks like a png you'd find in a 2009 youtube video.
1:05 Upside down cross chair, reich chair, Star of David chair, and all right next to each other! They “really” know how to accessorize.
i ain’t buying a house unless mr jesus is my realtor and gives the house a thumbs up
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This is just a billboard to criminals saying “rob me”
This house looks like a toddler's first lego creation.
Literally just a child’s minecraft house in creative mode.
No this is worse
@@EthanL21800 LMAO
Also the part about the wine. He isn’t lying. You’d be surprised at the amount of people who have wine you haven’t even heard of because they own every bottle.
But that Michael Phelps story though... c'mon
They often want it so you and me cant have it. Wish I was powerful enough to casually gatekeep people.
@@thepunisher4507 lmaooo let them gatekeep those worthless bottles pretty sure their ego is so fragile once you declare money is worthless (which it almost is) they'll jump off the nearest cliff
wow the second house is pretty nice actually
Honestly that last house was nice and not overly “richy” at least you get some property with it 10 acres of land in that zipcode is worth the bulk of the price of that house
Elevators make a lot of sense if you are thinking of making the house your permeant home. My grandparents installed one in their home a few years ago, and now that my grandmother cannot use the stairs anymore, it lets her keep her house.
It's different if its for the elderly though. If you can't because medical reasons, an elevator is fine. If you are doing it because "fuck it i'm rich," that's a different story
@@ajkcool honestly a golden elevator would be way cooler then a golden bathroom
What is up with rich people making their houses as disgustingly over complicated as possible
There’s so much going on it’s annoying to look at
Star of David on the chair. Ah it all makes sense now.
be quiet.
Bro what
my question is how does someone adequately "live" here, like how do you make use of ALL of this stuff
The living room kinda reminds me of those random warehouse yard sales with random couches that are mismatched placed around a little area to make it seem like a set
I absolutely support composting the rich, and whoever commissioned that apartment can go right after the billionaires and before the influencers.
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They do this mainly to piss off people like you
I’m not pissed, but it won’t make the outcome of a revolution any less satisfying. Eventually people will figure out that rich people contribute nothing useful to society, and their extravagant lives are responsible for a lot of the environmental catastrophe we face.
@@justinwatson1510 so me living in a mansion to my specifications means I deserve to die? Sounds like you're just an envious loser.
@@justinwatson1510 They are the reason that economies exist and work. Without them you wouldn't have anything. They also pay the majority of taxes. Hating people who do better than you is such a shitty way to live.
Can you believe that people live in these when a lot people don’t even have food to eat, I just feel like that’s crazy to think about
Plot twist: Scrooge McDuck is real and this is what he has for a house.
At least fictional Scrooge McDuck used to be a working class duck (if the weekly comics count as canon) before he became filthy rich.
@@ShadiC636 he also used to be one in the new ducktales reboot
@Tim Lockwood You never know…
@@jotarobat I remember long time ago reading a comic in which he told a story about his younger days when he used to be a blacksmith’s apprentice and he made and won a bet with a rich man that he could rob his well-secured vault on the train. The vault had two keys (each in possession of the aforementioned rich man and his business partner) of which Scrooge sneakily managed to get molds and recreate them in his smithy.
2:48 literally the GTA 5 changing room in the eclipse towers
6:21 that’s actually a very famous piece called “heroin withdrawal”, very suiting.
This is where the legion of doom has their casual fridays.
That last house is a true bond villians home....minus the cars 😂😂😂😂
I read the title and was so confused for a few seconds
the brick walls, mismatched furniture, and confusing layout is making my head hurt
1:14
I already hate ceiling fans because I’m paranoid about them falling, I can’t imagine having a fucking CHANDELIER above my bed💀
"You should stick to being super wealthy by exploiting the working class"
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9:40 a really nice cut there
“No marble, it sucks.”
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I made this in minecraft, but with diamond blocks because I was cooler.
The $88M one seemed pretty dope ngl
10:02 isn't this the mansion Nick Cage bought at the end of National Treasure
so this is what America’s economic inequality has resulted in huh
You act like it hasn't always been this way in every single rich country in the world
@@gwiz6955 true
Totally worth not being able to feed people imho, so glad people are homeless.
I hate this place if only for the squandered wealth and opportunity. No we dont need to eliminate hunger and vagrancy from our land, we must have solid gold hottubs for some people. SMH
@@lonotalonota5779 are you okay?
Everything is so empty in rich people's houses.
Yea, we had like 3 empty rooms after the 2nd gym and a theater was too expensive, so we just put 4 additional bathrooms, 2 max sized 2 stage walkable closets and a library no one is going to use.
Everyone’s first house in minecraft
The shower really says "Golden Shower". oh my god
1:02 "excuse me, you are sitting in my jew chair"
Lol. The other chair has a........ interesting design
The first scenes inside literally look like a random exhibition in a museum. Legit just smashed every single expensive furniture piece in there regardless of if they look good together or not. That shit does not feel like a home.
This is the house you build out of exclusively gold blocks when you enter creative mode in minecraft for the first time.
I actually did that in survival. Solid gold mansion.
@@notgray88 is it really a mansion or just a giant golden box with a door and furniture?
@@fakephan proper mansion. I think I used about 2000 gold blocks.
@@notgray88 mine was a giant fucking diamond box
@@notgray88 2000 blocks isn't near enough for a mansion
"This is your own private oasis,"
He says about a house made almost entirely out of glass
sand everywhere
@@Aniware it's course, rough..
@@Krakkokayne and it gets everywhere.
@@Aniware Is it irritating?
This looks like something bling bling boy would build for himself on johnny test.
If the owner isn’t a copy paste 3D version of a long Bling Blong Boy, I’d be disappointed.
this doesn't have more likes because u posted it 2 days ago and a lot of ppl forgot about Johnny Test. but it deserves all the likes.
@@angelguerrero7655 Yeah. it’s pretty normal to forget about a kids show from 16 years ago 🤣 The JT Generation are adults now & the majority are most likely not gonna be thinking about it, nevermind even remember it
ah the nostalgia
@@Tw0Dots seriously, but it's so fitting which is perfect. Like, this golden atrocity made *Bling Bling Boy* relevant again, and JT is a fucking deeep cut lol
God now this comment section has got me feeling old and thinking about other nostalgic shows. Remember Generator Rex?
“It’s like a gta online house held by a 12 year old” best line
@KSIClips stfu
read that as he said it in the video
nah best line is “it’s like they took nutsacks and taped them to wood”
@KSIClips one piece sux
@@sufferingforests1415 you’ve gone too far
These houses make the saying “money can’t buy taste” SO apparent.
The second one is amazing tbh
@@cana0 it's still ugly and pretentious
@@BasileosHerodou nah
Is that a saying? Are you an interior designer by chance?
@@rockyevans1584 nah, I’m just really into architecture in my free time
You know, gold is really nice, when it's not the primary focus. Think of pants, no one would think a pair of solid gold pants are ever going to be appealing, but when it's a pair of just high quality pants with a golden button and zipper, then everyone will stare in envy when you pull down those pants, and definitely not because you are stripping in the middle of the road.
youd be surprised. I saw some gold pants I can safely say look a milion times better than this appartment.
@@tornadodee148 not exactly a high bar
@@doomfistmain5515 what do you have against gold pants?? If worn right they can be pretty fashionable, just check the doll Mina Fleur from Rainbow High
I think everything being gold can look nice, like the leviathan in destiny 2. The way these rich idiots do it though is incredibly ugly.
@@tornadodee148 they're ALWAYS ugly as sin. It's a cheap colour when overdone. Gold should be accented. THAT is style
I never wanna hear anyone say that Resident Evil mansions aren't "realistic" after seeing these
Jesus, you just murdered a whole group of people with a single comment.
@The Spatza Wrong convo or something my dude?
@@joshmiller7793 I think so? Or he might have seen my: "Jesus" and went on a tangent from it.
I was saying it in a way where you walk into a room full of dead people: you know, the horror movie type of afraid: "Jesus! "
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I really like the resident evil mansion. I wish i could live in it if it wasn't so easy to get lost and didn't have only 1 bathroom u need 2 keys to open 😵
The fact that the owner literally put a plaque in his bathroom with the words “golden shower” on it, tells me he either is the densest rich guy on the planet, or literally made the entire bathroom gold for this one joke.
I've found an imposter it seems
Lmao
it's not a joke. the shower produces molten gold.
lmao
It makes suicide easier
The house number is 69 as well... There's no way this wasn't designed by an incredibly rich 14 year old after playing GTA once.
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I feel like it was some dude bro who suddenly came into a lot of money, and this was his idea of what rich people houses looked like. "Gold is the most expensive thing, right? Just put gold everywhere."
@@joinsideke I think the guy just had a bunch of gold from winning a game of rock-paper-scissors and didn't know what to do with it, but then got inspiration from watching his 14-year-old son play gta
A 14 year old with an incredibly rich parent
@The Spatza ok
Having a Gold appartment actually has alot benefits. When you move to another place, you can melt it down and forge a new appartment. Its genius man!
@Anton Chigurh yeah to hell
No because its 4 carats of leaf gold the same shit people puts on steaks
@@anders9646 You destroyed my dreams. damn you!
Imagine they sent Steve “Gold” to a pure “Gold” apartment just on random without realizing the correlation
Imagine
Imagine
right lmao and imagine if they didn't even notice his name is gold like the gold bathroom
@Cloudify no it can't
"Imagine" Yeah it's almost like they deliberately sent Steve to that apartment to be ambushed by gold.
But what do I know it's all just speculation.
One thing I see is that these houses have a lot of furniture or big furniture. Now Imagining my lonely ass sitting at that giant table eating cheerios alone would make feel pathetic.
The tables are meant for the weekly kiddie-diddling rich people meetings
@@drsipp407 is the kiddie diddling mandatory?
@@Truffalot probably
I wanted to respond by saying rich people with gold bathtub probably don't eat cheerios alone sadly by a gigantic table, but I guess rich people with gold bathtub drinking wine alone sadly by a gigantic table is pretty much the same.
@@stewale they do, but the Cheerios are made of endangered grain and frosted with gold
This looks like your first Sims house where you'd just make excessively large rooms and plonk in as much random, repetitive furniture you can fit.
Charlie made that exact same joke lmao
This is too true. My first sims house was a clown house.
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And use THEE most expensive furniture in the og Sims 1 (that’s what I did back then lmaoo)
Seeing a literal gold bathroom with a money sign on the wall while being in a recession is making me go feral
Time to get a pickaxe
The giant dollar sign adds even more to the stupidity of this apartment
looks like something you would spend 1500 robux to customize in roblox
it’s beyond classy
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And the star of david
@@sydn3y777 cheesy*
This is the IRL equivalent of making an entirely diamond block house in Minecraft
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@@SummerTSD Oi contain this stupid thing at least X-Files!
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as an actual gold prospector and miner, this just pains me to see that this is where my hard work goes
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Aw i feel bad
i think most of our gold is used for electronics so in a way your work is necessary for gamers to prosper
That could be soooo much tech
@Alex Valchev See, this is why wealth should only be held by monarchal peerage with bloodlines that have been established for centuries. You give some talentless clown rapper a Mazzerati and carte blanche to make his living space however he wants it and he designs it in the crudest and shallowest affectations of affluence he can muster when he hasn't (and probably never could) developed a proper appreciation for architecture or taste in décor.
I’m a real estate appraiser. What I can tell by the tactics of these agents is that they talk 10x more about the stuff you can put in literally any house anywhere, than why this particular location and the layout of the house itself makes it desirable.
Most of these fixture’s and add-ons add little to the value of the house relative to their cost. Rich people (usually the wife) prefer to design the interior themselves so all of these things they’re mentioning are likely gonna be removed when the buyer moves in.
Not even rich wives. That is true for almost any woman. It is their thing, women love to redo the interior of houses and once they are done it is actually miles better than what a guy would do. Before anyone gets triggered with implied genderism. This has been my overwhelming experience and I stand by my words.
@@sayamqazi no one cares about your experience
@@yossarian00 Yeah I know.
Honestly I'd melt the gold down and use it to pay for the renovation.
@@toucan2227 i mean usually female animals tend to make the “nests” or “homes” in their lil family so it could be, but also, in many other species the males help too! i think since our brains are able to decide what we like and don’t like (unlike most animals who mostly act by instinct instead of self reflection) i think it just depends on if you want your house to look nice, like your place, like your partners place, or like both your styles put together. i don’t really think for humans at least it really matters, i just think it’s person preference!
"do you just lie about everything?" well charlie he IS a real estate agent.....
Not only that, but he happens to be a normal human guy. So naturally, just a liar in general
"It's not lying, it's commercial real estate"
What is fake estate?
@@Tw0Dots ah yes, every man is a liar
@@scriptedjava265 I'm not sure if I just don't get it, but I think they mean everyone lies at least once so it's a human habit, but not labeling *everyone* as a liar
To be fair, "Someone Suffering on the Floor" does sound like a multi-million dollar art piece
Is that freaking Lagiacrus?
@@slayeroffurries1115 yes
Almost as bad as “Take the money and run”
Reasonable enough
@@slayeroffurries1115 nice Malzeno pic too. This is probably the channel I least expected to find a MH fan
00:50 give gru his chair back ffs
The bathroom for my Rimworld colonist with the "Jealous" trait.
sounds about right.
Fucker still goes and digs up a corpse because his wife chopped down the Screamy Tree.
Oh my god i just started Rimworld!
oh my god help me my colonists are constantly having major breaks and shits all stupid
Glad to see rimworld getting more publicity lol
@@anodosarcade7355 thats rimworld for ya
"Art's so dumb for rich people" - Truer words have never been spoken.
Jonathan
actually rich people dont buy expensive dumb shit just to have it, rather they have it so they can converte their millions into products that the government cant tax
@@jimmycarburator2012 Can the government not tax art?
@@jimmycarburator2012 it’s gotta be money laundering
I bet all the ones that got their money through illicit gains are sent to a personal hell, where everything is made of extremely ugly post-modern art and clashing architecture like we've seen in these videos.
Day 1: Say, this place is pretty swell!
Day 30: Alright, I can't lie, my eyes are starting to hurt.
Day 666: I repent! Please let me out! I'm sorrry!!!
If someone pissed on the walls you wouldn’t know
Smell.
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You could accidentally touch it
You would know if you lick it
I mean it is a GOLDEN SHOWER...
I'll leave now.
"this is paradise"
me a cleaner: "thats a lotta fuckin cleaning..."
I imagine gold must be hard to clean(maybe)
@@deluxe5913 Yeah, got to keep it polished and keep it away from slobby aunts who want the house, your car, and your chedda.
@@deluxe5913 silver has the same problem
im with you. every time i look at like exposed brick/stone, high ceilings and huge windows i get anxiety for the cleaners
@@jjcubbi2148 most cleaning is just time consuming instead of hard, but huge windows and especially ceilings take a toll on the back lol
This looks like a 13 year old who invested in bitcoin and sims customized his house on a cracked ipad with a foam cover
@The Spatza but there is deez nuts all over your face
whoa whoa
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
It looks one of those gta apartments
@@swirlffle8323 you killed him, his comments gone lmao
It's actually amazing how you can have that much money and then also have such a disgusting looking home.
I’m convinced that modern artists know how easy it is to scam rich people and make minimum effort “abstract” pieces to maximize profits. No way artists have gotten this bad genuinely.
Naw nowadays they make art really bad cause rich people will buy it and have to pay less taxes
Buy a 100,000 painting of a nutsack? Yeah we'll take 3 million off your taxes
It's all part of the money laundering
Honestly when it comes to art sales it's more about the salesmanship than the quality.
Step 1. Make something that looks stupid and weird
Step 2. Make it way overpriced. Use needlessly expensive supplies if you must.
Step 3. Convince rich people that they're pitiful if they don't understand it so someone rich buys your shit just for the 'prestige.'
They'll typically buy it for a like $100k, have an appraiser say it's worth millions and then donate it as a tax write-off.
remember when old people would have a room entirely dedicated to one colour or theme? an orange room, a green room, a flower room... etc? this is like that, but on steroids LOL
funny bc thats exactly what I do when building Terraria houses
A flower room is reasonable ok, if your into gardening and your rich
@خالد اليافعي العتيبي المطيري العنزي bruh
@@conner3626 or it’s the 1960s
My elderly aunts room had walls COVERED in masquerade masks
Choose your fighter:
-Apartment where everything is marble
-Apartment where everything is gold
If you can afford it...
Can't tell what's worse
New quest: Discover which house is more expensive
personally, it depends on the map.
if you're in volcanus you should go for marble because of the stat debuff gold gets.
gold overall has more stats, despite the lower speed, making it a good matchup against marble.
Marble for the win baby
Not gonna lie, the $88B mansion is actually really cool. But to have THAT kind of money, you have to screw a lot of people over...
At this point expensive houses look like something I would draw in 1st grade.
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Pretty much ur typical diamond house in Minecraft
Why do all these expensive houses look like they’re owned by Disney villains?
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Probably are
because rich people are villains
@@milkfaerie1368 not the rich people who started from the bottom ,well mostly not.
@@a1phamalestud true and the guy who owned the $195 million house was Jerry Perenchio and he grew up in Fresno (very low income area), financed his own business degree and ended up founding a spanish TV network that made him rich. He donated over $500 million worth of art to museums.
The absolute funniest thing about this, to me at least, is that silver has antibacterial properties and would actually do something if you made your entire bathroom out of it.
I can see the floor being made from it, very cost effective for cleaning. Perhaps the crevices around the sink that builds up gunk too. However maybe not the _whole_ bathroom needs it, as silver is highly conductive for electricity and should the wiring in the bathroom not be up to code.. _very big accidents_ are bound to happen.
@@silverhawk8699isnt gold also pretty conductive
"It's like a GTA online house held by a 12 year old"
Holy shit that is beyond accurate
U can speak from experience
Don't forget there oppressor Mk2 that they'll just pull out of there asshole from time to time
Nah, saints row woud've been on point tho
@@Wawawalulu nah it's missing the gang members and stripper poles at every corner in saints row crib
The golden apartment looks like something 8 year old me would build in minecraft creative mode.
It looks like something I'd be proud of as a kid and later on get insulted for showing it to them
Those were the worst type of houses all gold or diamond blocks
o shit I just copied ur comment and didn’t realize
when do we get to see the diamond house
you have nothing on me i made a diamond cube house in a swamp
Some interesting facts about this:
-The apartment was designed by Sam Jaradeh
-He built it as compensation for not taking his wife to Brazil
-Sam does indeed lift those gold dumbells
-This building used to be owned by Micheal Cohen (Trump’s Lawyer)
-Steve Gold isn’t just a real estate agent trying to sell this place, he actually ended up buying it
-Steve Gold spent 2.5 million “de-golding” the house and then subsequently renovating it
-Steve Gold works for Corcoran Real Estate, AKA he works for Barbara from Shark Tank
-This building is now for sale for only 4 million dollars
this is the comment we’re all looking for
Man knows how to research. Or you're really deep into housing market news
"“de-golding” the house and then subsequently renovating it" best interesting fact i have ever heard
Why is he selling it
@@dv9239 I’m not sure, I assume he’s just moving out to a new place? I just saw that it said he owned the place so I looked it up and he still owns it but it’s listed on market for 4 million, so perhaps he’s just seeing how much money get for the place? I assume as a real estate agent he doesn’t mind selling his own home for a profit
When you had no real intentions to make a gold bathroom but Midas was the contractor
The "car gallery" looks like the parking garage of an slightly upscale mall.
That was my thought too. Lmao
Yeah I would honestly rather live in the 2nd place rather than the 3rd one. It just seemed to be everything you could possibly need, while the 3rd one has stuff you will never need
It’s said that the average middle-class worker would earn nearly $2.7 million in salary over their entire lifetime. Now imagine a house over $190 million. That’s fuckin’ wild.
Eat the rich
@@ConorDoesItAll consume their bank accounts
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 mmmmm money i love eating dollar bills
honestly that 2.7mil$ sounds good when you live in an eastern-european country where an average middle-class worker would earn like 500.000$ over their entire lifetime and the costs of living are getting dangerously close to western europe
it's come to the point where i work somewhere around 250hours monthly and im still living with my parents because if i'd rent a flat i would basically lose half of my income without even counting utilities and the other half would be barely enough to live through a month on the cheapest food you'll find (meaning real bad quality cus you basically can't find good quality food here unless you're willing to pay five times the price
if you'd like to buy yourself an apartament you'd have to live without spending a penny for like 10 years and probably more because the prices are constantly rising while median pay isn't
also it's just wild to think about people having so much luxourious goods when you think about people that live in 3rd world countries and have it even worse than here
All rich people “art” is the worst art ever.
when people with no artistic sense pretending to have it
"Fine" art is a money laundering scheme
You mean contemporary rich art.
They're propping up art majors around the world.
@Shinshocks yup
can we talk about just how shitty the placement for the punching bag is? they placed it next to fucking glass!?!?!?!?!??!
i mean that punching bag wasn't meant to be punched anyways
And it said ‚Golden shower‘ in the shower.
@@unhealthyburrito6589 holy shit i totally missed that XD
And it’s ribbed with jewels and shit how the hell are you supposed to punch it that way
EVERYTHING, in that... "house" is placed awkwardly. It's just random shit littered all over the place, like 2:08 there is just a bed, and a few chairs all over, and wall sized mirror... mixed with pure white painted walls and plain wooden floor with not even a carpet, it's such a goddamn eyesore.
This entire thing looks just like a concept room, that a 3D modeler would use to take screen shots of individual furniture pieces, before placing them into the asset store.
The gold looks like all thoses rotting decaying mansions in games but before they were rotting and decaying
Looks like a Bioshock location through the eyes of a Little Sister
@@arcware0 That's implying that these rich people houses were even as good or cool as any of the spots in Rapture.
@@Cirno.mp4 Bioshock environment design slaps incredibly hard
@@arcware0 It really does. Art Deco is cool, man.
@@Cirno.mp4 Picking up the Bioshock collection on Switch was one of my better choices in life
10:22 Michael Phelps just materialize whenever there's a swimming competition. How can you become the best if you don't win absolutely every competition
“Being extremly wealthy by exploiting the working class”
Yes comrade Charlie
Cool your jets little Stalin your not stealing anyone's property anytime soon.
@@bonda_racing3579 "fuck off capitalist pig" nah bruh i'm joking to be honest😂 i just heard him say that and instantly thought about that
@@lucascarpato4132 no problem just found It funny how that one line flooded the comment section.
LETS GOOO COMRADE CHARLIE!!
@@bonda_racing3579 you have no relevant property to act like you are the antagonist on this story, boy.
This guy straight up lives in the minecraft house we llall built as a kid.
@imy123 stfu
I literally made a gold mansion in minecraft when I was 12
This series is gonna end with Charlie buying all these apartments and rendering them to their base materials just to fill the warehouse with marble
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He could make videos for the rest of his life and he still could not afford even one of these places
Fatherless pfp
This is the house that is labeled with "Pro" on those mobile ads
Having parties at places like this seems insane to me. Wouldn't someone be worried of getting robbed or some psycho hiding in the house after the event? There's no way in hell to have peace of mind in a place that big.
These places are probably as well guarded as the pentagon is, fucking private militias with full-body titanium armors. blaster cannons, laser rifles and what not
@@Mentadeath what's stopping them from robbing the place?
@@jackholmes7521 Oh shit you're right
@@jackholmes7521 The other two militias, which you will employ to keep them in a constant state of struggle and rivalry. This will ensure that they can't just rob you and your home will be too much of a war zone for your average crime fan to steal from.
@@iz2333 Sounds like a safe, relaxing environment to live in 😅
Seeing somebody named "Steve Gold" selling an apartment in NY City which has Attack On Titan art and Hydra Furniture is like a scene you would see from a film like SuperBad however given this is in real life makes this 100× times better IMO.
And the street number was 69😂
@@BagelmanZ32 Now that is lucky.
Steve Gold talks about a gold apartment, that’s comedy gold
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@@justice4chauvin942 sus
I see what you did there
Phil Swift: Now that's a lot of..........Gold!
@@drew9253 I am forever scarred
It's honestly frustrating that we live in a world where we make these most cartoonishly expensive homes imagineable, while simultaneously having hundreds of thousands of people without a home
Man's apartment looks like something Scrooge McDuck would make...
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@@bruh.4992 giga virgin
I'm pretry sure even scrooge would think this is a waste. His mansion at least makes sense.
@@Duelkitten You say that, but he has a giant pool of gold coins to swim in.
@@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling yeah but the pool isnt made of gold itself its more like concrete/white stone
"Michael Phelps swam in this pool"
"The entire world's supply of wine is in this cellar"
"There is no war in Ba Sing Se"
He's claiming that the entire world supply is 12k different bottles at most. There's no fucking way this is true. The area where I live is a very small wine producing region and I'm sure you can find at least 300 different bottles
Bro, he's claiming that all bottles of one specific brand/year of wine was in that cellar, not EVERY WINE IN THE WORLD
@@pedrokiihl856 Little you know that all of those bottles are for Michael Phelps. This guy likes wine even more than water
@@jmiquelmb paid in wine to live in the tunnels like a mole man.
@@jmiquelmb Some say he swims even faster in wine.
This be how everyone's first minecraft creative house be lookin
Haha
Be?
This is how poor kids imagine a place of a rich guy would look like. The owner has most likely been very poor, got rich and this is the first apartment he decorated. Now he's either out of money or he matured enough to dump this place. Maybe he's a rapstar or something.
As a kid who grew up poor, this is absolutely true. But as I've gotten older, I realized my "rich person dream" is a moderately sized home with a whole ass workshop. I don't need gold and wine and clout. I just want to be happy and build stuff.
The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life..!.!.!.
@@poweroftruth9258 lmao shut up
Cool beans
Hope he got away from the 13 year old GTA:O mentality
"why does it look like that" "why is the art so ugly" "why is that person suffering in the painting"
It's because most of the people who order these things to be built are evil
Do you like chrono trigger as well?
@@ORiOh4582 Is that the dude saying the world would be better off without religious people and that we should burn them all? Seriously, that dude is looking at all the bad examples and saying “these represent the entire group”. He’s literally just doing what racists/homophobes/transphobes do.
(btw I’m atheist as well)
@@ThatOneWeirdFlex I love it.
@@spzenza707 its a great game
@@ThatOneWeirdFlex Sure, that's why my avatar