Instagram Ho Of The Week | HAIYAA #34

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  • Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
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    In a jam packed episode of Haiyaa pod Nigel and Producer discuss their upcoming trip to Amsterdam, Nigel has booked in his hair transplant. And the floodgates have opened with reference to fans of the podcast wanting to be Nigel’s instagram ho’s. (What a sentence that is)
    0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt are visiting Amsterdam together soon!
    8:13 - Nigel wanted to drop in and see Matt at the End Of The Road festival last weekend but is very glad he didn’t…
    16:20 - Nigel is the Asian Larry David and had a funny encounter with a tailor when trying to get his trousers shortened.
    37:30 - The next step in Nigel’s hair transplant procedure. The date has been booked!
    46:00 - Nigel has a new perspective on veganism and thinks most British people should consider it.
    51:00 - Nigel’s Instagram Ho Of The Week featuring a Spider Queen! #NIHOTW
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 127

  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng Рік тому +282

    Haiyaa demonetised again 🤦‍♂️

    • @bukurbudy2117
      @bukurbudy2117 Рік тому +9

      Sponsors got you covered

    • @deejay22able
      @deejay22able Рік тому +1

      Haha I love the dirty talk.

    • @tabse21u
      @tabse21u Рік тому

      And you even cut out what Gemma says about “visiting” in the UA-cam version. I’d recommend the s3x show at the moulin rough in Amsterdam. Audience participation required ;)

    • @musemellow
      @musemellow Рік тому +6

      should've had dirtier content then, such a waste!

    • @cius2112
      @cius2112 Рік тому +2

      I mean these are the best episodes lmfao

  • @eriktabbers3599
    @eriktabbers3599 Рік тому +31

    Hilarious how Nigel just constantly jokes mercilessly about the British while Matt is sitting there 😂. Matt even agrees haha.

    • @sebastianalvarez8872
      @sebastianalvarez8872 Рік тому

      No one hates British people more then an Irishman then another Brit

    • @FramesJanco505
      @FramesJanco505 Рік тому

      Everyone hates the British, especially the British

  • @awwwcomeon
    @awwwcomeon Рік тому +12

    having tried veganism for two years and then getting out of it, i completely agree with what you said. the best takeaway is that you learn to be more conscious about what you put into your body

  • @cahn7435
    @cahn7435 Рік тому +1

    This episode is super hilarious! I love the trousers fixing topic.

  • @ima3000
    @ima3000 Рік тому +9

    That’s why I always go to the Asian Aunties when I need any alterations done. They are the sweetest too.

  • @jessbridges564
    @jessbridges564 Рік тому +2

    Can’t wait to see you in Atlanta

  • @jenniferharris7633
    @jenniferharris7633 5 місяців тому

    OMG I'm dying. Where have you been all my life? This is my kind of humor.. Love it.

  • @arima_onsen
    @arima_onsen Рік тому +3

    Greetings from Tokyo. Always enjoying your podcast♤

  • @panchit0z
    @panchit0z Рік тому +3

    Nigel looks really great with his hair pulled back!!!

  • @k.kasuni2435
    @k.kasuni2435 Рік тому +12

    I wish if we could have Evelyn for one Haiyya podcast 😭❤️

  • @seniasenia1659
    @seniasenia1659 Рік тому

    Watching b4 go to work ..Last part so hilarious LOL😅😅😅

  • @rudynikoiaddo
    @rudynikoiaddo Рік тому +18

    My favorite part of these videos is producer Matt's laughter.

  • @ceriselouisa1749
    @ceriselouisa1749 Рік тому +5

    Your hair looks fine, Nigel! Leave it be ♥

  • @rizkyridwan9829
    @rizkyridwan9829 Рік тому

    I'm going to be in London first week in October. I need Nigel Ng's foodie guide to London!

  • @bocat86
    @bocat86 Рік тому +9

    Hey Nigel, I encounter the same situation all the time in Australia as well, it is extremely frustrating at times. I think they must be doing very well that they don't need your money that's what I think. Unlike in Asian countries that business are so competitive that do often go above and beyond to provide the best service to their customers

  • @deejay22able
    @deejay22able Рік тому +3

    This is entertaining

  • @jefferywoods3330
    @jefferywoods3330 Рік тому +1

    Yoo 2 sponsors and a new wejioo fuiyo

  • @AdoraTsang
    @AdoraTsang Рік тому +5

    You know, Asian Larry David would take this chance to open a 24-hr tailor with Leon. Which quickly turned into a sweatshop.

  • @gg_namjoon
    @gg_namjoon Рік тому +1

    Why is it whenever producer Matt says he is tired, he looks extra fit that day?

  • @crispytakoyaki8318
    @crispytakoyaki8318 Рік тому

    The pod abt the days off 12 days lolololol

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +7

    Lmao Nephew Nigel reacting to thirsty content is top tier 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +6

    Not even in 3 minutes and Nigel has started. The only kind of Discord he believes in is Marital Discord 😂

  • @kingty6221
    @kingty6221 Рік тому

    Omg Matt called it! Rip to y'all 👑 Queen

  • @jenniferkappa
    @jenniferkappa Рік тому

    sorry children...Hiyaa..i love watching your videos, you crack me up! thanks,

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    Producer Matt is going to enjoy Toronto so much! 👏🏽

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    45:37 I bet Oli London went to someone with a picture of BTS and said: “Make me look like them.”

  • @konradandreenordvik9829
    @konradandreenordvik9829 Рік тому +2

    When you pull your hair back you remind me of a samurai 🤔🤣🤣🤣🙂👍

  • @dona2325
    @dona2325 Рік тому

    To be honest, when I feel sad, before click the betterhelp, I watch your podcast and be cured first. Thanks.

  • @devmehta6648
    @devmehta6648 Рік тому

    My tailor sit on a side of the road, and he would be happy to have a shop. Also, what we do for measurements is give the trailer another pair of jeans which fit perfect and then he would compare two and alter them

  • @jsilbern8973
    @jsilbern8973 Рік тому +1

    Where did episode 32 go? I can't find it on UA-cam or Spotify now.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    To quote a famous song: “Mamma Mia! Here we go again. My, my, how could I resist you?”

  • @Eddyspeeder
    @Eddyspeeder Рік тому

    LOL revealed a bit too much about keeping gfs and wives separated in #32 I presume? 🤣

  • @synicalrules
    @synicalrules Рік тому

    I'd be like "SORRY NO CURE"

  • @cynthiadelapena1102
    @cynthiadelapena1102 Рік тому +1

    Hello where is producer Matts shirt from? My partner has been looking for one in that style

  • @NettiesWorld4
    @NettiesWorld4 Рік тому +1

    Yes, Notting Hill Carnival is an Afro-Carribean festival.

  • @tamarawant8286
    @tamarawant8286 Рік тому

    hope he comes to Casino Rama or a show in London Ontario

  • @JohannKwan
    @JohannKwan Рік тому +2

    It's not the Canadian work ethic. It's the govt worker work ethic.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +2

    5:16 I mean, some of us are sensible to know that power dynamics exist between men as well lmao

  • @bukurbudy2117
    @bukurbudy2117 Рік тому

    Oh no now Matt gets another holiday yet again

  • @whatanangel81
    @whatanangel81 Рік тому +1

    You should come back to Utah to do a couple of shows. I'm sure there would be plenty of people in the area who would love to see you and Uncle Roger.

    • @sebastianalvarez8872
      @sebastianalvarez8872 Рік тому +1

      I don’t think some of his jokes might not be be the best for the people of Utah since like 80% of them are Mormon

  • @astutenomad2879
    @astutenomad2879 Рік тому

    Dude your hair looks fine.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    Nigel’s BRITISH BRO ACCENT HAHAHA I LOVE IT

  • @johnninnin
    @johnninnin Рік тому +6

    When you realize the next Podcast isn't gonna be for a week Cause the Queen died And everyone in the UK gets a week off. It's just convenient That Somebody went to a music festival right before this! And you talk about him not working !

  • @k.kasuni2435
    @k.kasuni2435 Рік тому

    😅 imagine that dry cleaner and the girl who sent dm are watching this 😅 I wonder what thoughts are going their heads right now.

  • @artturisiikanen3843
    @artturisiikanen3843 Рік тому +1

    06:25 you should post about it on this or on the other channel some of us never use twitter or instagram and the venue email might go to spam quite easily

  • @reynoldstm
    @reynoldstm Рік тому

    Yiur producer looks fresher and fresher every episode ;)

  • @bengleetay2798
    @bengleetay2798 Рік тому

    Thanks

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    I’m arachnophobic and now I’m haunted lmao

  • @artturisiikanen3843
    @artturisiikanen3843 Рік тому +1

    27:58 thats actually a legal requirement they cant open it without the manifest.

  • @GantengMr
    @GantengMr Рік тому

    Where is podcast #32?

  • @birdyashiro1226
    @birdyashiro1226 Рік тому

    I love these😂笑死

  • @GR8119
    @GR8119 Рік тому +1

    What happened to the music at the beginning?!?!?!?! I liked that 5 second head Bob you used to do!!! You haven't used the music in the last few episodes, bring it back!!

  • @KurtHalfyard
    @KurtHalfyard Рік тому

    There are plenty of fine 'massage' places near the airport (Which is tecnhically in Mississauga)

  • @loriolney-gj7pm
    @loriolney-gj7pm Рік тому

    !!! I hope you enjoy your time in Canada. You better try poutine while you're here!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому

    Congratulations, Nigel on getting the Canadian Visa sorted 👏🏽

  • @repentent
    @repentent Рік тому +3

    Matt has potential, but I seriously doubt his squeaky clean persona. Seriously! Haha. Seems like he’s playing a contrasting character to you, Nigel

  • @prieststeve2153
    @prieststeve2153 Рік тому +1

    the white dude is being roasted the whole time and he doesnt even know it xD

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    49:03 Also, it’s because of the cases of Colon Cancer that come from eating certain kinds of meat.

  • @sc.el10
    @sc.el10 Рік тому

    I’m from Toronto but I don’t know exactly where one have one

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому

    Not the Hair Transplant Specialist getting the lowdown on other clinics.

  • @ahmadrausyan9585
    @ahmadrausyan9585 Рік тому

    Where's the 'adventure in Indonesia podcast'?

  • @AdoraTsang
    @AdoraTsang Рік тому +3

    But Matt's shirt says "Sex Tourism" uncle.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +2

    49:11 According to Nigel, Veganism is just a stop on the way to being a conscious omnivore.

  • @shrimpzilla2162
    @shrimpzilla2162 Рік тому

    take him to the restraunt meat&pie best brisket there

  • @hb5736
    @hb5736 Рік тому +1

    Nigel, I don't think you should do that hairline thing. If you're going to do it, wait until after your tour in case something doesn't quite go to plan.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    50:39 SKIP TO THIS PART if you were intrigued by the Cold Open.

  • @crazyme7825
    @crazyme7825 Рік тому +1

    haiya ask your uncle roger how to make egg fried rice also i like express vpn

  • @tonyhherring4235
    @tonyhherring4235 Рік тому

    The black com.

  • @ParanoiaParty3
    @ParanoiaParty3 Рік тому

    Carnival is Brazilian

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому

    17:38 If it’s a small establishment, I get it but maybe something happened which is why they’re saying this. It could also be plain discrimination.

  • @jessicaward3413
    @jessicaward3413 Рік тому +2

    Hiiiii

  • @undauntedtheoni
    @undauntedtheoni Рік тому

    I live in the south of England in the countryside, so we have a lot of good quality food as I live in a farm. Don't go eating load of cheap crap stuff. Wouldn't catch me being vegan, but I understand that motivation I guess.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    Producer Matt going to a Music Festival. I haven’t heard that story before. Please tell me more.

  • @AllyCakes12
    @AllyCakes12 Рік тому

    The shop is prob just a front for a drug business, hence the terrible service and not wanting your money lol.

  • @keriaphillips6890
    @keriaphillips6890 Рік тому

    British uncle Nigel

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому

    I do think it’s a little overdone with the ‘Be miserable for your Art’. That’s not art, it’s Trauma Porn. However, if you’re too full of yourself, you will not make good art either.
    I think a better way to put it would be to leave a part of yourself to hurt and be vulnerable but be secure enough to counteract the pain.

  • @jrzgrl73
    @jrzgrl73 Рік тому +2

    Hilarious pod! Its a shame that when a wiiiiideo is remonitized that they don't pay you from the date of demonitization, after all you've won the appeal. That's just bs to be honest.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому

    So cute to see Nigel still manifesting being canceled. Sir, the bar is very high.

  • @tonydiaz5007
    @tonydiaz5007 Рік тому

    Don't worry, nigel or mate

  • @nathan87
    @nathan87 Рік тому +1

    Ohh, your surgeon definitely already knows that hair loss is less common in East Asians than other races, and the psychological significance of that. Part of his job is to navigate the psychological aspects; realistic expectations and all that. So yeah, don't tell him that what you really want is to look like BTS. Although if he watches the podcast, too late I guess. Hi Doc 😁

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому

    I’m curious if someone from the Canadian Foreign Office saw the Podcast and realised their mistake.

  • @hamsta11
    @hamsta11 Рік тому +2

    #matttoo

  • @chhoungmovly4294
    @chhoungmovly4294 Рік тому

    hi

  • @KungPaoPenny
    @KungPaoPenny Рік тому

    Why not just change pants in front of the tailor? Gotta be secure with your masculinity.

  • @mindtheprivacy
    @mindtheprivacy Рік тому

    Signing out... You'll get canceled omg....

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому

    I mean, why be ageist? You can have a great time with Facebook/FB Ladies.

  • @roboslug
    @roboslug Рік тому

    Sex tourism? Hang out in the hotel bar of the Shangri-La hotel. Top tier call girls everywhere.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    Of course I was mildly uncomfortable with the flirting because it was low-key NSFW but I didn’t find it objectionable because if Esther seemed uncomfortable, we’d call it out.

  • @cielphantomhive2128
    @cielphantomhive2128 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @toodie535
    @toodie535 Рік тому

    🧐

  • @ktabdulhameed4930
    @ktabdulhameed4930 Рік тому

    Yoo

  • @mindtheprivacy
    @mindtheprivacy Рік тому

    Omg he fakes the accent!!!!!

  • @beluga_980
    @beluga_980 7 місяців тому

    Kamusta
    مرحبًا
    你好
    Halo
    Kia ora
    Hallo
    হ্যালো
    zdravo

  • @Sugar00sparkles
    @Sugar00sparkles 10 місяців тому

    Nude beach. Oasis. Hooker harveys. There are places.

  • @schoochieluv
    @schoochieluv Рік тому

    Do you smoke weed?

  • @SangHTX
    @SangHTX Рік тому +1

    You should reach out to "Keeps" for a sponsorship.
    They provide service to help with Hair Loss and Balding.