HORROR MOVIES THAT WOULDVE NEVER STARTED IF BLACK PEOPLE WERE THE CAST

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  • lmfao these are a few horror movies that wouldve never started if black people were the cast LMFAO I swear we just dont let shi like this happen to us.
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  • @IlyassProds
    @IlyassProds 5 років тому +10319

    That boy said “pack your shit, were leaving.”
    💀💀 so calm

    • @aquamarine3698
      @aquamarine3698 5 років тому +347

      Plus : "Who's driving ???"

    • @LateshaRenee
      @LateshaRenee 4 роки тому +79

      Gotta whisper so the demon won't hear, I swear I would've been the same way! Ctfuu

    • @justarandomfan2421
      @justarandomfan2421 4 роки тому +3

      xD i would leave

    • @Moonlightkiller-em4pk
      @Moonlightkiller-em4pk 4 роки тому +1

      Me tho

    • @berrex5152
      @berrex5152 4 роки тому +44

      shit had me dying lmao.... no explanations just get your shit we gotta go!!!

  • @LewisBowels
    @LewisBowels 4 роки тому +9875

    "What a great house! Tell me about this place."
    "Well, three people died in h-"
    *Leaves*

    • @Blankblankblankblankblankblank
      @Blankblankblankblankblankblank 4 роки тому +289

      Lewis Baools 😂😂😂 so fycking true the white homies would have been like cool

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos 4 роки тому +22

      same with the whites and reds and blues and blacks and greens. and every color. but there all diffrent. never the same

    • @pikapika3198
      @pikapika3198 4 роки тому +26

      @@TSProductionsVideos Trust me I would live in a house someone died in if it was the last house on Earth.

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos 4 роки тому +1

      @@pikapika3198 same. i think we all would.

    • @TSProductionsVideos
      @TSProductionsVideos 4 роки тому +4

      @@pikapika3198 its either 1% chance of death or 99%

  • @bojangles7132
    @bojangles7132 Рік тому +3393

    "Boy get cho dumbass outta here before you get jumped" had me in stitches lmao ahahaha

    • @NickolaiPetrovitch
      @NickolaiPetrovitch Рік тому +16

      For real Lmao

    • @wist8278
      @wist8278 Рік тому +5

      fr

    • @jackbauer408
      @jackbauer408 Рік тому +158

      What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him

    • @jackbauer408
      @jackbauer408 Рік тому +7

      What makes it better is that scream literally is just a normal human so they could just jump him

    • @sggsquadpresents
      @sggsquadpresents Рік тому +27

      @@jackbauer408 True just corner scream and make em suffer

  • @joshuawainaina8103
    @joshuawainaina8103 Рік тому +5497

    "Take a left here I think it's a shortcut "
    "Nah bro the GPS say take a right"
    "Oh $#!t, aight then"
    The shortest movie ever had me dying in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 Рік тому +19

      Lmaoo💀💀

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 Рік тому +170

      😅😅
      Why is taking a shortcut so important to movie characters anyway? Lol.

    • @snowangel7635
      @snowangel7635 Рік тому +54

      @@Bill_Cipher1995 Right! I like my car rides long and nice

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 Рік тому +2

      @@snowangel7635 Whatchu got, son??

    • @thanos5220
      @thanos5220 Рік тому +31

      In the movie, the GPS wouldn't work les be for real

  • @liliakovacs6943
    @liliakovacs6943 4 роки тому +5634

    In horror movies, there are two types of people:
    1. The white cheerleader who is babysitting
    2. The black person who dies at the beginning for some random cosmical reason

    • @lamedrawing2251
      @lamedrawing2251 4 роки тому +225

      @@kiamaria331 that's some cabin in the wood sh*t

    • @AQGOAT24
      @AQGOAT24 4 роки тому +62

      @@lamedrawing2251 cabin in the woods was a parody of horror movies

    • @doublenaut443
      @doublenaut443 4 роки тому +93

      The black guy always dies by having a logical reason that he plays out until hes almost finished and ends up getting killed in the car OT when hes about to sleep.

    • @joe8551
      @joe8551 4 роки тому +103

      Lilia Kovács the black person is there for a long enough time (like 1-2 opening scenes) so the writers can say they’re being diverse and then they die

    • @adrianasabode1583
      @adrianasabode1583 4 роки тому +17

      The white blonde girl is the first to die though

  • @raymondkubiak1044
    @raymondkubiak1044 5 років тому +5618

    “He looks distraught”
    “Hes clearly telling us to turn around”
    “Yeeah..”
    *swipes blinker*

    • @iloveprettyfeetwomen8331
      @iloveprettyfeetwomen8331 5 років тому +23

      Raymond Kubiak underrated 🤣😭☠️

    • @themerovingian4252
      @themerovingian4252 4 роки тому +6

      Hahahahaha oh man it's so funny because it's racist ! Hahahaha hilarious

    • @NeoConker626
      @NeoConker626 4 роки тому +110

      @@themerovingian4252 and there's the triggered guy. Always one lol

    • @dan8601
      @dan8601 4 роки тому +14

      @@themerovingian4252 I mean... is it?

    • @asinine8143
      @asinine8143 4 роки тому +41

      @@themerovingian4252 how is that racist lmfao

  • @bunny_0288
    @bunny_0288 Рік тому +1889

    The Jeepers Creepers one made me laugh so hard. "Ain't nothin for us that way." Lol.... Y'all noped out of that so quick. lol

    • @hao9508
      @hao9508 Рік тому +24

      This one took me out

    • @tropicalsundae
      @tropicalsundae Рік тому +7

      💀im dead

    • @andrewretherford8622
      @andrewretherford8622 Рік тому +60

      “he look distraught”😂😂

    • @John-nr5ig
      @John-nr5ig Рік тому +11

      Missed the greatest party of the year at least I got to see it on channel 6😂

    • @ThaLostVerse
      @ThaLostVerse 11 місяців тому +17

      That one was the best... And probably accurate

  • @amandabear328
    @amandabear328 Рік тому +399

    “He look DISTRAUGHT”
    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrJDaniels
    @DrJDaniels 4 роки тому +23742

    - Dude whats that sound coming from your basement?
    - That ain't none of my business
    Credits roll in

  • @ethanbenner6995
    @ethanbenner6995 4 роки тому +12206

    He ain’t possessed, Desmond just stubbed his toe

    • @WillAyeAmNot
      @WillAyeAmNot 4 роки тому +537

      Desmond be steppin on too many legos, my man's had enough of it😂

    • @ElieHenry
      @ElieHenry 4 роки тому +124

      @@WillAyeAmNot that killed me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lwsncd6464
      @lwsncd6464 4 роки тому +21

      Hahaha

    • @sexyladyakb
      @sexyladyakb 4 роки тому +35

      Ethan Benner right! Or hit his elbow

    • @NeverRests
      @NeverRests 4 роки тому +10

      That's good XD

  • @ridzkiandiyono4773
    @ridzkiandiyono4773 10 місяців тому +370

    “Him having a knife don’t make him clean! That’s some demonic shit!”
    This line is really spot on and still kills me til today 😂

    • @KeepRockKin
      @KeepRockKin 7 місяців тому +5

      Then when he left him with the doll was just hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @markelabanks4808
      @markelabanks4808 6 місяців тому +3

      "Where he go Ant"?! 😂

    • @johnnycee9325
      @johnnycee9325 4 місяці тому +1

      "How he get over there Aff!?" 😂😂😂

  • @salleymudd5488
    @salleymudd5488 Рік тому +53

    "Unknown caller" ( *puts phone back down* )
    I felt that in my soul. I never answer unknown numbers - probably a lot of frustrated serial killers out there.

    • @evecarrington562
      @evecarrington562 Рік тому +4

      🤣😅

    • @jamesmohan7301
      @jamesmohan7301 2 місяці тому +5

      One time I was bored and answered one of these callers by blowing an air horn in the speaker then hung up.
      Boy when I tell you it was quiet for a good day.

  • @Lazylewo
    @Lazylewo 4 роки тому +3976

    "How'd he get over there?!?"
    "I must've dropped him"
    "Dropped him in the corner?!"

    • @irmajestic24glover30
      @irmajestic24glover30 4 роки тому +35

      Dude Sandstorm he had me dying lol

    • @dc9067
      @dc9067 4 роки тому +3

      666th like

    • @manestrengthandcourage7121
      @manestrengthandcourage7121 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kbkillerbrown679
      @kbkillerbrown679 3 роки тому

      I paid 50$

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 3 роки тому +6

      what scares the hell out of my is my great grandparent has a life sized chucky doll she used to play with as a kid. it literally looks like chucky in his teens. we now have it and im not allowed to destroy it. i mean its been in the house for like idk 15 years and nothing has happened so im safe i think.
      now that i said that we are all going to die tomorrow.

  • @razielslaughter3332
    @razielslaughter3332 7 років тому +5171

    "Ain't nothing for us that way."😂😂

    • @crankdatbartman3497
      @crankdatbartman3497 7 років тому +169

      Raziel Slaughter i died at that shit 😂

    • @sitonasierra8913
      @sitonasierra8913 7 років тому +104

      Raziel Slaughter I was in tears

    • @turtleonthetrack
      @turtleonthetrack 6 років тому +43

      This was the funniest one.. 😂😭😂😭

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 5 років тому +15

      @@turtleonthetrack lol yea that was the funniest one tho. I was actually rolling at that one.

    • @markstark7731
      @markstark7731 5 років тому +8

      😂😂

  • @EmeralSoul
    @EmeralSoul Рік тому +462

    6 years later this is still funny as hell and I'm so happy to see where you 6 years later and where you'll be in 6 more

    • @dryames4319
      @dryames4319 10 місяців тому +9

      Big facts. It’s been a pleasure to watch their come up.

    • @imamzawadurrahim3755
      @imamzawadurrahim3755 3 місяці тому +1

      Seeing this after many yrs too, it's awesome

  • @_CrissoN
    @_CrissoN Рік тому +72

    "First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll" 😂😂

  • @sparechainge
    @sparechainge 4 роки тому +3953

    *Freddy walks in*
    "Ohhhh, he thought we was sleep!"💀💀

    • @njm_le
      @njm_le 4 роки тому +112

      Mortyy VC sleep is for the weak lmao we don’t sleep

    • @Coco-chrispy
      @Coco-chrispy 4 роки тому +18

      Mortyy VC lmaooo

    • @vatolato9021
      @vatolato9021 4 роки тому +3

      Anaya Smith who?

    • @gigaman-8971
      @gigaman-8971 4 роки тому +13

      i know lmao i tought that was the funniest one bro!!!

    • @freddybigs10
      @freddybigs10 4 роки тому +3

      Shows you how smart they are, I only exist on your dreams.

  • @jAYROCCS1x
    @jAYROCCS1x 4 роки тому +3887

    first of all, yo grown ass went & got a doll... *SECONDLY*

    • @Steven.901
      @Steven.901 4 роки тому +160

      Your old ass got a doll with a knife and a fucked up face

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca 4 роки тому +25

      Mmmm he wondering about the real sh***

    • @adrianaluna8721
      @adrianaluna8721 4 роки тому +9

      This is the part where we ask why does he need a doll...Unless it's to shoot a reboot for A Haunted House 2- when Marlon Wayans marries a white chick with kids and ends up going crazy for a freaky-looking doll in his step-daughter's room...

    • @loveskyless
      @loveskyless 4 роки тому +15

      *you thought that was clean*

    • @wisehuman2084
      @wisehuman2084 4 роки тому +1

      He didn't need another reason after that,to return that haunted-ass doll.

  • @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman
    @SuicidalSummerSnowWoman Рік тому +286

    "GPS says go right" "aight" sorry these people are too intelligent for a horror movie😆😆😆

    • @DS-ld8ns
      @DS-ld8ns Рік тому

      Little does he know, that a ghost was in his GPS leading On a wild but loving adventure.
      The soul connecting Tech hacking Ghost, Guiding Phantom Spirit. GPS for short, By humans using these Initials he gains strength, and summoning power. At first he was very limited in power but over time. with the advent of G. P. S used in cars and phones and the numerous other devices He has become a near undetectable/unstoppable force. Guiding unsuspecting People to very different locations.
      Since he is able to invade the lives of near everyone who has a cell phone, He drives people who are lonely to other lonely people so they can build a connection.
      He has been using the collective data on these peoples phones to heal the pain in this world.
      Since his power isn't used in malice he continuous to grow more rapidly and spread further
      GPS
      Guiding Phantom Spirit.
      The love passage you never Knew you had.
      in Theaters 2024

    • @idgaf1241
      @idgaf1241 Рік тому

      I’m not blac but they say black people are pre intelligent

    • @rne4127
      @rne4127 Рік тому +1

      What if the GPS was wrong?

    • @Nopeasaurus
      @Nopeasaurus Рік тому +2

      What if the GPS was possessed?

    • @rne4127
      @rne4127 Рік тому

      @@Nopeasaurus I could see that occuring also. There have been videos of people driving off of the road because of gps. Or the phone.

  • @gracehowell.
    @gracehowell. Рік тому +248

    I've never seen any of these films, but I know enough about horror movie reputations to see how freaking accurate this is. I really enjoyed it! I wish we'd had videos like this in our creative writing course.

    • @alwhite1879
      @alwhite1879 Рік тому +8

      I've seen all of them and that is what makes it so funny.

    • @kittykatz4001
      @kittykatz4001 Рік тому +3

      Ditto! I haven’t seen these films, but it’s still funny bec I know the horror film trope.

    • @edgevalmond6173
      @edgevalmond6173 7 місяців тому +2

      Seriously? They used to air these movies all the time.

  • @kellyagyeman696
    @kellyagyeman696 4 роки тому +7586

    White people: let's have some fun (whips out a Ouija board)
    Black people: aight *imma head out*

  • @angelicscythe565
    @angelicscythe565 4 роки тому +9115

    Plot twist: Desmond wasn't possessed, he just stubbed his pinkie toe

  • @eviltwin4760
    @eviltwin4760 Рік тому +30

    Keepers Creepers 2: “He telling us to turn around”
    “Ok it ain’t nothing for us that way”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @okdude2422
    @okdude2422 Рік тому +29

    "Your grown ass went and got a doll" lol

  • @raidersx9609
    @raidersx9609 4 роки тому +4712

    Random guy: telling them to turn back
    Them: turns back
    Movie director: *you weren’t supposed to do that*

  • @SwastikSwarupDas
    @SwastikSwarupDas 4 роки тому +5306

    Dark alley with dangerous sounds coming
    White people : Aight imma head in

    • @kevinramage1839
      @kevinramage1839 4 роки тому +100

      Underrated comment 💯

    • @dreaxil_lixir
      @dreaxil_lixir 4 роки тому +44

      Mayne! 😂😂

    • @XtodaL
      @XtodaL 4 роки тому +34

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jointlucas8187
      @jointlucas8187 4 роки тому +26

      Crimes that wouldn't have happened if whites were cast would be a more accurate vid than this...

    • @HZGamingVR
      @HZGamingVR 4 роки тому +3

      @@kevinramage1839 Underrated because he is like the 5th person that posted that same shit or similar hahahaha

  • @curtiswhiteheadjr1322
    @curtiswhiteheadjr1322 Рік тому +29

    2:15 “Ain’t nothin for us that way.” Old Skool Wisdom right there 😆

  • @yeetbra9485
    @yeetbra9485 Рік тому +112

    As soon as the paranormal activity one came up I knew what was coming, but it still had me on the floor 🤣

  • @aleciasmith-mclean3927
    @aleciasmith-mclean3927 4 роки тому +2898

    They forgot the #1 black rule for The Exorcist ~ Black people don’t investigate. They just leave.

    • @Andrea.P.
      @Andrea.P. 4 роки тому +199

      Matter of fact, I'm staying in my room. I'm not investigating shit.

    • @sierra2846
      @sierra2846 4 роки тому +93

      I mean they gotta make sure the homie wasn't jumped 😬

    • @its_taps
      @its_taps 4 роки тому +31

      Bullshit, you need to see for yourself before drastic moves are made

    • @jadenmarshall6496
      @jadenmarshall6496 4 роки тому +1

      Andrea P then ur white asf

    • @Devin3Anthologie
      @Devin3Anthologie 4 роки тому +23

      okay! And how about always follow the cat or any animal running the other direction 😂

  • @_spilled_milk_pro-champion3871
    @_spilled_milk_pro-champion3871 4 роки тому +4911

    "Welp, turn this around. . . Ain't nothing for us that way." That's how everyone should react to the obvious red flags in horror movies.

    • @_cmbkobe
      @_cmbkobe 4 роки тому +7

      _Spilled_Milk_ Pro-Champion-at-Life i’m 1000 like

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 Рік тому +59

      But they just go straight to the red flag 💀😂

    • @prettiestbaddie4194
      @prettiestbaddie4194 Рік тому +5

      @@_cmbkobe good job

    • @Ulfgood
      @Ulfgood Рік тому +41

      Top 3 stupidest decisions to make in Horror movies: go where the killer is, go to investigate, go to the red flag.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Рік тому +6

      And in real life

  • @KerryFairbanks
    @KerryFairbanks Рік тому +15

    00:42 is just legit one of the funniest things I've seen. Leland just dancing in the back, Desmond no shirt. Classic and terrifying for anyone to walk up on.

  • @SkittlesandKit
    @SkittlesandKit Рік тому +19

    Years later, "Ain't nothing for us that way" still cracks me up.

  • @22dallas1
    @22dallas1 3 роки тому +12040

    I’d like to think that these events actually take place before each movie, and the horror villain of the movie decides to go and haunt white people instead.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 3 роки тому +386

      Bruh lmao

    • @zacknowlin3214
      @zacknowlin3214 3 роки тому +225

      Omfg I love this comment 😂

    • @dirtporcelain
      @dirtporcelain 3 роки тому +266

      Micheal Myers goes to Harlem and thinks he got a deal on 3 tee-shirts for $50 when the sign says $15 each.

    • @carvtheduck
      @carvtheduck 3 роки тому +13

      LOL

    • @CCheeks84
      @CCheeks84 3 роки тому +11

      😭😭😭

  • @sherrellbrown5056
    @sherrellbrown5056 4 роки тому +13218

    "There 'aint nothing for us that way"
    Couldn't have said it better XD

    • @liquidicy
      @liquidicy 4 роки тому +68

      you put the apostrophe in the wrong place

    • @holycrapitsjohnceena6007
      @holycrapitsjohnceena6007 4 роки тому +402

      @@liquidicy You didn't start your sentence with a capital letter.

    • @liquidicy
      @liquidicy 4 роки тому +20

      @@holycrapitsjohnceena6007 SHSHSHSHSSHHHHH

    • @godtype9706
      @godtype9706 4 роки тому +24

      @@liquidicy Well considering "ain't" isn't a real word. 😂

    • @MJ82939
      @MJ82939 4 роки тому +9

      that had me DYING!!!!

  • @thattrocket
    @thattrocket Рік тому +22

    The Exorcist one had me laughing, if someone saw their friend screaming on the floor they would want to get the fuck out as well😂

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 13 годин тому

      Isn't that why in the movie they brought in the preist? He's the Mc from what I've heard.

  • @sohaibmir2727
    @sohaibmir2727 Рік тому +105

    Thank you so much for your videos. Today has been an awful day for me, and you have helped make it better and allowed me to smile and laugh when nothing else will 💯

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 роки тому +5415

    "I don't answer unknown numbers."
    I'm sayin'. 🤷

    • @selestielwolf7949
      @selestielwolf7949 4 роки тому +192

      I don't even answer numbers I have programmed into my phone. You have to text me I don't do all that calling bs

    • @Agari..
      @Agari.. 4 роки тому +61

      @@selestielwolf7949 that seems slightly autistic but ok

    • @selestielwolf7949
      @selestielwolf7949 4 роки тому +46

      @@Agari.. yeah I have Asperger's Syndrome actually.

    • @MaryamMful
      @MaryamMful 4 роки тому +80

      @@Agari.. why need to label everything, Someone is not sick just because they don't answer phone calls, many don't do that

    • @fionastout3389
      @fionastout3389 4 роки тому +24

      I just watch it ring. 😂 They can leave a voicemail.

  • @chxnzhe1633
    @chxnzhe1633 4 роки тому +5532

    plot twist:
    desmond just stubbed his toe that’s it

  • @doctorplagus7138
    @doctorplagus7138 Рік тому +31

    You all are the pure voice of reason. I have shared with my friends to watch and learn. Thank you so much. Great video, laughed hard.

  • @exp037a
    @exp037a Рік тому +21

    The paranormal activity one got me dying 😂

  • @sladegenshin5090
    @sladegenshin5090 4 роки тому +15818

    Plot Twist: Desmond isn’t possessed he just stepped on a Lego

  • @bencantrell1
    @bencantrell1 3 роки тому +5103

    “First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll”

    • @redroll1935
      @redroll1935 3 роки тому +280

      "Secondly: you thought that was clean?"

    • @Muipyro
      @Muipyro 3 роки тому +139

      Thirdly you sleeping with that

    • @brianrinkanya
      @brianrinkanya 3 роки тому +36

      Mannz already at the door😭😭😩

    • @williamlevison9966
      @williamlevison9966 3 роки тому +42

      Any doll at a thrift store has me running the other way, even if it´s like a princess, those things are creepy af.

    • @beelzebub469
      @beelzebub469 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

  • @audrablue515
    @audrablue515 Рік тому +59

    OMG, I laughed way harder at this video than I thought I would. Well done guys! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GG-ip3ru
    @GG-ip3ru Рік тому +10

    *The silence* from the paranormal activity one got me 😂
    Edit: And “ain’t nothing for us that way” VIBE

  • @ethancobabe2420
    @ethancobabe2420 5 років тому +9411

    I need that as an actual line in a horror movie. " boy get your ass outta here before you get jumped." XD

    • @rubyh.3838
      @rubyh.3838 4 роки тому +410

      Lmao that would be awesome. But if jason was the killer that shit would not work

    • @madjaster9620
      @madjaster9620 4 роки тому +256

      Ruby H.
      Ikr lmao he’s near immune to pain and weapons, words and 4 dudes threatening to jump him isn’t really gonna stop him from marching in there with his machete and chop the black outta them

    • @phoenixomega3641
      @phoenixomega3641 4 роки тому +181

      @@madjaster9620 lol i wanna hear a line in a movie saying ," chopped the black outta them"

    • @Yadid1
      @Yadid1 4 роки тому +159

      @@madjaster9620 He couldn't do shit. No way in hell one white boy in a mask outrunning 4 black guys running for their lives.

    • @user-km8od7jp2t
      @user-km8od7jp2t 4 роки тому +6

      @@Yadid1 mhm

  • @zaib7041
    @zaib7041 3 роки тому +7929

    White Kid : Wou wanna go in that abandoned house ?
    Me : No
    Roll Credits

  • @skysingh6845
    @skysingh6845 Рік тому +24

    Never have I ever laughed so hard at 2am in the night

  • @Seaguardian80
    @Seaguardian80 Рік тому +24

    I messed up watching this while eating. Too accurate. 🤣🤣 To paraphrase my late grandmother: when shit is going down, you don't grab a flashlight to get a better look.

  • @mr.e6289
    @mr.e6289 4 роки тому +3449

    guy: "wow this house is great, and it's cheep"
    House: "GEEETTTT OOOUUUTTTT"
    guy: "it's to bad we can't stay"

    • @marquishester9874
      @marquishester9874 4 роки тому +35

      Eddie Murphy: Delirious lmao. Classic
      ua-cam.com/video/InLfUMjyKNo/v-deo.html

    • @ceej2475
      @ceej2475 4 роки тому +24

      😂😂😂😂😩😩 this had me dyinggggg

    • @mr.e6289
      @mr.e6289 4 роки тому +10

      @@marquishester9874 yep, thanks i couldn't remmeber the name of the stand up

    • @useryoungsexy
      @useryoungsexy 4 роки тому +4

      Too

    • @thisguyhd6591
      @thisguyhd6591 4 роки тому +4

      Cheap*

  • @jackmeriustacktheritrix
    @jackmeriustacktheritrix 4 роки тому +5029

    Lmao the jeepers creepers one had me dying XD
    "Oh he tellin us to turn around"
    "Alright let's turn around, nothin for us that way"

    • @CimnaBun
      @CimnaBun 4 роки тому +11

      Nice

    • @jenuskudo8572
      @jenuskudo8572 4 роки тому +68

      They were going home.
      Nothing for us that way.lets turn around since some random dude/crazy telling us to turn around. Seems legit.

    • @onlyonemitch5049
      @onlyonemitch5049 4 роки тому +10

      Yep. Follow the rules

    • @ytnasir8561
      @ytnasir8561 4 роки тому +41

      Sailendranath Murmu I would turn around

    • @jenuskudo8572
      @jenuskudo8572 4 роки тому +1

      @@ytnasir8561 really? Then I am saying leave you tube and never come back.
      So are you gonna leave because I told you to?

  • @catiscray4133
    @catiscray4133 Рік тому +17

    I lost it at "ain't nothing for us that way" during the Jeepers Creepers 2 bit. 😂😂💀

  • @whoopie8107
    @whoopie8107 Рік тому +3

    0:47 I never noticed Leland dancing in the background😂

  • @ReaIities
    @ReaIities 4 роки тому +2731

    White dude: Yo we should investigate that house, heard it was haunted.
    Black dude: Hell naw.
    *Credits roll in*

    • @susie6311
      @susie6311 4 роки тому +67

      As a white girl, I can confirm this. I investigate every weird sound I hear

    • @BenjiEnergy
      @BenjiEnergy 4 роки тому +26

      Ahh fuck, I just realized, that really is me bruuuh

    • @WatchYourMouth97
      @WatchYourMouth97 4 роки тому +7

      lmfao

    • @BruceWayne-us3kw
      @BruceWayne-us3kw 4 роки тому +1

      I do the same.

    • @otakugurl4425
      @otakugurl4425 4 роки тому +7

      I don't do haunted stuff.

  • @kadaysiabutmrs.kimtaehyung7894
    @kadaysiabutmrs.kimtaehyung7894 7 років тому +3003

    "Get your shit, we gotta go.."

  • @yuri_aspect822
    @yuri_aspect822 Рік тому +6

    2:18 "Me after a taco bell"

    • @jaesynarana3085
      @jaesynarana3085 Рік тому

      Me after having McDonald's sprite🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐐🤣

  • @keddricklamont9763
    @keddricklamont9763 Рік тому +6

    This funny. I was with yal on every one except Friday 13th... I ain't jumping Jason. Yal gone be a good distraction for my escape.

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 Місяць тому +1

      In friday the 13th it was his mama the killer and she was a normal human being

  • @Lh0000
    @Lh0000 3 роки тому +8630

    The reason the black guy always dies is because if he didn’t he’d solve the whole plot single handedly

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop 3 роки тому +274

      3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

    • @homie_zack3915
      @homie_zack3915 3 роки тому +253

      @@diddly_bop bruh wtf r u even saying ?😂😂😂

    • @WriterofWorlds
      @WriterofWorlds 3 роки тому +15

      Yep

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop 3 роки тому +42

      @luvfey your right in scary situations I just sing the pi song 😔

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop 3 роки тому +29

      @@homie_zack3915 the pi song👁👄👁

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 6 років тому +2435

    First of all, your grown ass went and got a doll.
    When you put it like that...😂

  • @aminahreviewsstuff
    @aminahreviewsstuff Рік тому +6

    The first one had me dying cuz I NEVER answer no caller ID... 😂😂😂 my doctor office has to leave a voicemail lolll

  • @babybopper9665
    @babybopper9665 Рік тому +4

    The exorcist one 😂 and the way he was peaking around the wall 😩🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @grantwilson4506
    @grantwilson4506 4 роки тому +42815

    "If common sense was used in horror movies"

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 4 роки тому +1117

      @@diddlenfiddle7311 white guys in horror films

    • @diddlenfiddle7311
      @diddlenfiddle7311 4 роки тому +83

      @@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 eh?

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 4 роки тому +671

      Diddle n Fiddle it’s a joke chill

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 4 роки тому +203

      Nah the Jason one would just get you all killed

    • @GSTR03
      @GSTR03 4 роки тому +60

      Ascended seriously why?

  • @sophieblink3176
    @sophieblink3176 4 роки тому +7043

    everyone gangsta until they reach Get Out ...

  • @Footballazz
    @Footballazz 8 місяців тому +4

    Every few months i come back to this video, shit is still elite😭😭😭😭
    Especially nightmare on elm street 😭

  • @landonharris7480
    @landonharris7480 4 роки тому +1399

    Seller: So, just so you know, 17 people died in this house. Some people committed suicide, others, murdered. White family: Sounds good to me.

    • @StrongandGrand
      @StrongandGrand 4 роки тому +60

      Landon Harris You kinda described American Horror Story: Season 1.

    • @leonlitgaming7905
      @leonlitgaming7905 4 роки тому +82

      Black people:Then why the fuck you selling me this house dumb fuck

    • @jalynnwilliams6170
      @jalynnwilliams6170 4 роки тому +14

      Trolling Flash21 🤣🤣

    • @ericaammons1541
      @ericaammons1541 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @ericaammons1541
      @ericaammons1541 4 роки тому +3

      Funniest comment tho(17 PEP 😂)..I JUST SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON NETFLIX HAUNTING SERIES...LIKE REALLY!!!...
      SELLER: YOUR OK WITH LIVING WITH DEAD PEP
      OH YEA SURE...WE CAN FIND AWAY TO COEXIST TOGETHER,SO WHERE DO I SIGN?
      😀😀😀

  • @Jarod-sm5rf
    @Jarod-sm5rf 3 роки тому +8239

    Desmond isn’t possessed he just found out he got a girl pregnant.

  • @SaiyanMaster1
    @SaiyanMaster1 Рік тому +5

    Can’t jump that boy Jason now lol 4:53

  • @Jerrycourtney
    @Jerrycourtney 6 місяців тому +6

    Came back for my annual re-watch. Still funny all these years later

  • @nathanbelay2529
    @nathanbelay2529 4 роки тому +5865

    Nobody:
    White People: Hey Guys, wanna EXPLORE

    • @AD45
      @AD45 4 роки тому +353

      Time to colonize

    • @ryguy1483
      @ryguy1483 4 роки тому +123

      @@AD45 As a white man, even I gotta admit that is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @kaiserwilhelmii9705
      @kaiserwilhelmii9705 4 роки тому +9

      @@AD45 British Empire

    • @shitpants1345
      @shitpants1345 4 роки тому

      YeAh SuRe

    • @lovemiki5198
      @lovemiki5198 4 роки тому +29

      @Gray Kin I am a white girl, and well...that's true in most of those horror movies.

  • @Imjust_J7
    @Imjust_J7 4 роки тому +4236

    Lmfaooo they really had Desmond screaming like that😂😂

    • @ReapTheWhirlwind
      @ReapTheWhirlwind 4 роки тому +78

      I thought it was a Caleb video tbh.

    • @chrisfire7244
      @chrisfire7244 4 роки тому +29

      I couldn’t stop laughing man

    • @moaphy
      @moaphy 4 роки тому +5

      Nugs VT 🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @poppunkrock141
      @poppunkrock141 4 роки тому +31

      imagine how their neighbors felt hearing a guy screaming for ten minutes while they filmed sjfhshsh

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 роки тому

      XD im crying

  • @me21464
    @me21464 19 днів тому +3

    As a 53 year old woman who is scared of horror movies, and has only seen Child’s Play, pieces of a Michael Myer’s movie, and the head spinning scene in the Exorcist….thank you for the warnings 😂😂😂😂

  • @Joyboy_Manoy
    @Joyboy_Manoy Рік тому +1

    Yo coming back to this video after how big rdc became over the years. Yo love to see the growth keep going.🎉❤

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 4 роки тому +14188

    White folk: Thanks for coming to my party! Now let's do something real fun. (Whips out a Ouija board)
    Black folk: Well, nice knowing y'all. I'll see y'all on the news tomorrow.

    • @nasheextant3898
      @nasheextant3898 4 роки тому +193

      I visited a friend and he whipped out a ouiji board and I did in fact agree to use it
      ... Nothing happened lol

    • @tobiethecactus9548
      @tobiethecactus9548 4 роки тому +584

      As a white person i can say that I hate watching horror movies, not because they scare me but because of how everyone is always so stupid in them

    • @marialawson75
      @marialawson75 4 роки тому +20

      Roflmao I actually did that.

    • @tjjjj66
      @tjjjj66 4 роки тому +43

      They all die at once a brother never abandons another brother if one of us die we all die

    • @curlygigi
      @curlygigi 4 роки тому +104

      My happy meal ass would have done fled the scene, not today Satan !!!

  • @lifeasjam515
    @lifeasjam515 4 роки тому +2570

    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”

  • @novacounciloutsdrs4770
    @novacounciloutsdrs4770 Рік тому

    coming back to this, when I watched it originally dropped. I'm so glad yall doing numbers.

  • @monkeydluffy3537
    @monkeydluffy3537 Рік тому +3

    0:48 all i hear is the donation sound😭

  • @Sacrengard
    @Sacrengard 4 роки тому +2720

    black people dont get lost in the woods, because black people dont get into the woods in the first place, they be like: heeell nawhh!!!

    • @ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257
      @ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 4 роки тому +54

      Black people are invisible in the woods anyway 🌲🧔🏿🌲

    • @gergopiroska1943
      @gergopiroska1943 4 роки тому +40

      @@ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 Weird flex but ok

    • @divinenamekian
      @divinenamekian 4 роки тому +34

      I really wanna say that was racist......but it was true😂😂

    • @olubukolaoduneye7008
      @olubukolaoduneye7008 4 роки тому +7

      @@ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 woah too far

    • @kino2818
      @kino2818 4 роки тому +7

      I shouldn’t be saying this because it’s stupid but to damn far

  • @yizthegreat2384
    @yizthegreat2384 7 років тому +3022

    Lollll I was dead for the scream part. "Get yo ass outta here before you get jumped." Rofllllll

  • @cajanworld9649
    @cajanworld9649 5 місяців тому +5

    LMFAOOOOO YEOOO keepers creepers took me out cause dead assss😂😂😂😂

  • @victoriawiggins6387
    @victoriawiggins6387 7 місяців тому +2

    Bruh why this shit is so accurate I Don’t play when it comes to paronormal shit like bruh if I hear a sound in the dark hallway and nobody there I jumping out the fucking window I repeat I DON’T PLAY

  • @ajourneytosuccess_
    @ajourneytosuccess_ 4 роки тому +5499

    No one:
    White People: We should investigate this

    • @tabithak.9923
      @tabithak.9923 4 роки тому +217

      We're just out here trying to be scooby doo and the gang

    • @choisoobin2469
      @choisoobin2469 4 роки тому +239

      white people: *trips over air while they attempt to run*

    • @deadaccbye.8036
      @deadaccbye.8036 4 роки тому +21

      Peachseok // lmaoo frr

    • @kingoftheboyscouts
      @kingoftheboyscouts 4 роки тому +59

      Peachseok
      Also white people : go without me

    • @FlowPlex
      @FlowPlex 4 роки тому +65

      White people: *_Alright gang, time to solve this mystery_*

  • @yunusaliakbas9192
    @yunusaliakbas9192 3 роки тому +4348

    Desmond wasn’t possessed, he just ate his ice cream too fast

  • @johnloftin4037
    @johnloftin4037 Рік тому +3

    That Bro look Distraught
    OML that got me

  • @the_vengeful_one6040
    @the_vengeful_one6040 Рік тому +12

    People may call me a kill joy, but I don’t think a group of people can kill Jason from F13, well at least not Zombie Jason.

    • @Bill_Cipher1995
      @Bill_Cipher1995 Рік тому +5

      Fr. He was literally on fire, and still slaughtered two grown men--one via throwing his flaming machete like a lance to impale him as he ran at his top speed. Lol.
      (F vs. J)

    • @Samsung-ij1de
      @Samsung-ij1de Рік тому

      fr lol

  • @MaurieLyle
    @MaurieLyle 4 роки тому +2114

    "get yo dumb*** outta here before you get jumped" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @missyori8301
      @missyori8301 4 роки тому +76

      “Man, get your *TIGHT-ASS MASK* out of here before you get jumped.” 🙄

    • @jimjunglecock2866
      @jimjunglecock2866 4 роки тому +11

      AngelChaos why tf did u censor it

    • @imaran1303
      @imaran1303 4 роки тому +36

      @@missyori8301 I know it is comedic, but I doubt any person who knew who Jason was would threaten him with jumping him. The dude survived being set on fire and being impaled and being exploded, he threw people through walls and is about twice the size of these posers. They would jump up and run like bitches. With Scream, I get that, the dude behind the mask is a normal pasty white dude, but Jason is a mentally unstable zombie.

    • @Mvtrixx
      @Mvtrixx 4 роки тому +13

      @@imaran1303 man nobody gives a shit for fucks sakes go away and take your factual bullshit up your ass and saying "I know it's comedic" don't make it any better

    • @Mvtrixx
      @Mvtrixx 4 роки тому +4

      @@imaran1303 and they wouldn't jump up and run like bitches and scream they would probably be like to let's get the fuck outta here and take a quick plane to France

  • @SuperWoodb
    @SuperWoodb 3 роки тому +6054

    I like how they're unfazed when a bigass dude with a knife walks in but when he brings the doll in, shit gets real.

    • @jessicawilliams3849
      @jessicawilliams3849 3 роки тому +664

      In their defense, a doll with enough strength to hold a knife and move makes way less sense than just some dude with a knife

    • @kabagemayannick5097
      @kabagemayannick5097 3 роки тому +29

      LoL 😂😂

    • @user-ff9io2yl4z
      @user-ff9io2yl4z 3 роки тому +16

      I swear to goddd XDD

    • @lkeke35
      @lkeke35 3 роки тому +298

      That, and black people don't f*ck around with no supernatural sh*t! That includes ouija boards, ghosts, and killer dolls...

    • @memkay1255
      @memkay1255 3 роки тому +178

      You can kill a guy with a knife, you can't kill a paranormal doll.

  • @rolandkimbrough5120
    @rolandkimbrough5120 Рік тому +4

    2:40 Mark after doing the one chip challenge 💀

  • @TeraCloud99
    @TeraCloud99 11 місяців тому +4

    2:04 “That nigga look DISTRAUGHT.” 😭😭😭

  • @polarparadise9335
    @polarparadise9335 3 роки тому +3102

    “Well turn it around”
    “Ain’t nothing for us that way” 😂

    • @MysticDivinerLJ
      @MysticDivinerLJ 3 роки тому +15

      Chill Out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @prettyluhbre-yq7cb
      @prettyluhbre-yq7cb 3 роки тому +32

      best part no cap😂

    • @wukywooo1511
      @wukywooo1511 3 роки тому +3

      Chill Out that had me dead asf bruh

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 3 роки тому +2

      Had to get this to that 1k lmao

    • @diddly_bop
      @diddly_bop 3 роки тому +3

      3.14159 this is pi followed by 2653589 circumference over diameter 79 then 323 Omg cant you see 8462643 and now were on a spree 38 and 32 now were blue oh who new 7950 and then a 2 88 and 41 so much fun now will run 97169399 then 3751 half way done 058 now don't be late 209 where's the wine 74 it's on the floor then 94459 230 we gotta go 78 we cant wait 1640628 We're almost near the end keep going 62 We're getting through 0899 on time 8628034 there's only a few more 82 then 53 42 11 7 0 and 67 We're done was that fun learning random digits so that you can brag to your friends

  • @ErraticMastermind
    @ErraticMastermind 4 роки тому +13378

    White kid: Hey ... wanna do something fun?
    Me: Oh! Like what?
    White kid: **Whips out Ouija board**
    Me: No.
    **Credits roll**

  • @bezoticallyyours83
    @bezoticallyyours83 Рік тому +16

    This was really funny. Have a good Halloween guys. 🎃

  • @deejayice7863
    @deejayice7863 Рік тому +2

    Fam! Video had me in Stitches, but rns y'all ain't jumping no Jason Vorhees 🤣🤣

  • @pikira2246
    @pikira2246 4 роки тому +31210

    And this is why the killer goes for black peeps first. They too smart.
    Edit: Fun fact, I'm actually an Asian and now I'm watching chaos ensue between white and black people in my reply section.

    • @marcelobertoni2967
      @marcelobertoni2967 4 роки тому +3161

      Nah, the killer is racist

    • @MHurley21
      @MHurley21 4 роки тому +6745

      This video has me convinced that the only reason the black guy dies _at all_ is because he gets dragged into this shit by his white friends who never listen to him.

    • @kingwilliamtheconqueror232
      @kingwilliamtheconqueror232 4 роки тому +1961

      @@MHurley21 That is always my argument when I talk about horror movies!

    • @soifon542
      @soifon542 4 роки тому +454

      @@MHurley21 🤣🤣

    • @Kevin-sn2cv
      @Kevin-sn2cv 4 роки тому +1584

      As a white dude I completely agree with you, sorry for not listening

  • @HellzFuryRC
    @HellzFuryRC 5 років тому +3309

    Jeepers Creepers 2 had me dying...."hey bro he telling us to go back...well aint nothing for us that way" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davidg5423
      @davidg5423 4 роки тому +153

      He looks distraught

    • @annaxisabel_
      @annaxisabel_ 4 роки тому +25

      RIGHT LMAO

    • @HueboMoment
      @HueboMoment 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao

    • @luisrubenstein3505
      @luisrubenstein3505 4 роки тому +14

      I died at this part never resurrected lol

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 4 роки тому +8

      I’ve never seen a comment thread of people with their first and last name as a UA-cam name, and no profile pictures this big before

  • @Averagebasementman
    @Averagebasementman 7 місяців тому +1

    4:27 most horror films could be solved by this. Also kids when an intruder comes in their classroom.

  • @nekrobone
    @nekrobone Місяць тому +2

    1:29 this a classic bro😭😭

  • @IamNOVAone
    @IamNOVAone 6 років тому +3517

    So is this why scary movies always kill the black guy first?

    • @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper
      @Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper 6 років тому +402

      Christian Young lmao yes they kill the smart people first 😂

    • @Toxihex
      @Toxihex 6 років тому +279

      Well, it's either the black guy or the dumb blond, so I don't think they exactly pick out the smart ones first. The black guy would've ran and left everyone to fend for themselves.

    • @s1d3k1ck4
      @s1d3k1ck4 6 років тому +76

      because most of the time blacks don't play a significant role in the story so it doesn't matter it has nothing to do with race

    • @danascroggins9271
      @danascroggins9271 6 років тому +157

      coppergold if they aren't playing a significant role then doesn't that have to do with race?

    • @bri16042
      @bri16042 6 років тому +90

      Christian Young Yeah always because (no offense to whites) but their the ones that are smart, whites are the ones that always act dumb if you haven't noticed.

  • @RelixAMV
    @RelixAMV 3 роки тому +5301

    “Boi get your dunbass outta here before u get jumped” lmfao

  • @HundoX_
    @HundoX_ Рік тому +3

    Bro Leland Dancing To Crank That At 0:46 got me in tears cause he was spot on with it 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @danielirl9252
    @danielirl9252 Рік тому +7

    Desmond is like that sibling that gets slapped a little or something but then goes to his parents and acts as if the world is about to end

  • @bolenben1343
    @bolenben1343 4 роки тому +2075

    “Ain’t nothing for us that way”😂