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@@multigameswithryan9215 does it change anything? US government is proud of his transgender militarys, and US army promote LGBT ideology... Go woke, go broke.
Damn, Emma literally decided to dedicate her life to shooting missles at people just because her moms got married and her friend was in Italy. That's based.
@@Luis-dp7qisay that to the cobras fumante (Brazilian special forces) from world war II that were very important in capturing many Nazi soldiers in Italy. Also the defense that Brazil offered in the Atlantic Ocean for the merchant ships in the assistance to the allies.
The girl in the US ad screams "Like, totally, the US Army is, like, so stunning and brave. There best not be any of those icky males acting all strong and stuff."
@@scarycrow3638 USA is the only country who had defeated all the biggest superpowers of their past… USA defeated British empire during revolutionary war USA defeated totalitarian Germany during WW1 and WW2 USA defeated USSR during the Cold War and then USSR collapsed
@@revolutionariesoffreedom2374 Lol is that what they teach you in your history books? No wonder your education system is so bad which results in ignorant americans like yourself no offence. America did not defeat Germany in neither of the world wars. They did not even make a significant impact on the outcome of the both wars. 70% of Hitler's forces were concentrated on the eastern front against the USSR and the rest of the 30% were fighting on the western front against allied troops most notably the British. In ww1 US did not even declare war on Germany after three years went by and the war ended the next year. Same in ww2 Germany only declared war at the end of 1941. USSR's collapse has literally nothing to do with the United States. After the death of Stalin, Khrushchev became the leader and his reactionary policies like the destalinization of the USSR was what led the country towards downfall. The final nail in the coffin was Gorbachev who disintegrated the Soviet Union entirely. I'll agree with your point on the revolutionary war but that was hundreds of years ago and has nothing to do with today.
Turkey showed love for the state Serbia showed strength Brazil showed passion Italy showed patriotism China showed power Germany showed sacrifice Russia showed mental power USA showed how to get hired at Disney
@@tk5gqj514 it is a Turkcell service. But in the ad, we see askercell, so i wrote askercell. It doesn't matter if it's askercell or Turkcell or something else. You are missing the main point.
Turkey: "The Human Side of a Soldier." Russia: "We are War Machines." Brazil: "A united people that respects its past forms a strong army." Serbia: "Soldiers have normal lives." Italy: "The army is part of society." China: "We are many and we were forged with fire." Germany: "We are everywhere, we are united!" USA: Today we're going to talk about what it's like to have two moms...
@@ArielK-a I was making an example. In modern war, things like masculinity is pointless when you can kill your opponents from miles away with a push of button.
@@nobodyherepal3292 true, i think it is more about morale though, you can have all those modern stuff if the troops aren't willing to use it doesn't really matter.
@@ArielK-a why wouldn’t they be willing to use it? there paid professional soldiers (the US military at least) and it’s a war. That’s literally what there here and paid to do.
The Chinese ad makes me want to join the Chinese army. The Russian ad makes me want to join the Russian army. The Brazilian ad makes me want to join the Brazilian army. The Serbian ad makes me want to join the Serbian army. The Turkish ad makes me want to join the Turkish army. The Italian ad makes me want to join the Italian army. The German ad makes me want to join the German army. The USA ad makes me want to join the Chinese, Russian, Brazilian, Serbian, Turkish, Italian or German army.
@@gaiusiuliuscaesar3809 as a non-American, I remember the good image of California back in the day like their oranges drink, sunset beach, etc. And to think how much this tarnation went downhill its feel surreal.
@@liltoto371 No matter how crappy their material conditions might be if rumors are to be believed, I'd *_still_* fight for Russia because a world not dominated by SJWs is still a world worth fighting for.
@@mekingtiger9095 So u rather support a dictator state than a democratic one because they have a small number of woke people in them? Look yes democracy has a lot of flaws but it is still a lot better than a regime with a dictator
Russia: “Discover yourself and find your true potential.” Brazil: “We’ll preserve our identity no matter the cost!” Serbia: “You are the strongest, the bravest, the best protection we’ll ever have.” Turkey: “IN ETERNITY WE WILL SERVE AND DEFEND OUR FAMILIES!” Italy: “Attention! Squad, salute the FLAG! Glory, discipline, BRAVERY!” China: “Take pride in your nation and become the paladin of your people.” Germany: “Alone we stray away from greatness, but together we will thrive!” USA: “I HaB tWo MoMZ”
I like how usually people act patriotic and say their army recruitment video is better than everyone else's but this video is different, we are all united under the purpose of making fun of the USA video.
@@JV-bj4kx they never did have the best tech tho In ww2 their logistics were terrible in 1943-1945 the only good tanks were actualy pz 1, pz2,pz 3 and 4 after that their logistics went to shit
The American military doctrine is fascinating… They aim to laugh their enemies to death using their very sophisticated military advertisements. Truly, we should be fearful, it is working!
@@mashasmith3436 Wanting your nation to do good even if it is at the cost of other nations is bad? To put it in a way your libtard brain will understand - would you let your mother starve if it means a stranger's mother in a foreign country can live? Would you let your children starve if it means someone else's children in another country can live? Sorry to brake it to you but sometimes choices have to be made and not everyone can get what they need. Now tell me, can a social juctice warrior US army who fights for gay rights beat the Russian/ Chinese army who fights for their sons, daughters, mothers and fathers, their home and freedom, their nation's pride and prestige? I don't think so. If the USA continues of this path of political correctness and "acceptance" it will collapse and in the insuing chaos the liberals will 100% be wiped out as they are weak and pathetic SJWs and keyboard warriors.
@NäköKulmaPulma While your shit laced military gets whacked by a bunch of Tatar volunteers in Kherson and your propaganda detatchment RT are whacked from the fact the war is a lost cause
@NäköKulmaPulma Heh, frankly couldn't give a shit about Azov. Only priority is that Ukraine and Russia keep being Turkey's bitch and buying our weapons to kill eachother. It works, both Slavic ape societies relying on superior Turkish technology to murder eachother for our own benefit.
US: this is Emma, she has 2 moms and lives in California. Russia: this is Ivan, he has 2 AK-47s and lives in Magadan. Edit: guys I just searched on google random russian name (I am not russian)
How tf can you break the "stereotype" that you go into a war scenario and possibly get killed? Is the target audience those that contemplate a Gender Studies degree?
Actually, shoving the stereotype in someone's face to "break it" makes them hate the message rather than supporting it, especially when it's where it doesn't make sense like a military ad
If another nation's cellphone company made an ad that makes people want to join their army more than your ad does to your own people and army, then you know you did something wrong.
We don't need ads tbh. Most Turkish men already wanting to join the army. It is considered as a prestigious job here in Turkey. Even me, as a master students of informatics wanting to be a combat drone specialist for army.
Lmao the USA ad: "I joined the army because I was jealous of all my college friends doing cool stuff without me and I also have no self-confidence about my identity and feel the need to prove literally every stranger I come across that I'm not completely weak." Jesus Christ, I thought joining the military was supposed to be a selfless decision.
nowadays everything is just for political agendas. thats why they are pushing all this LGBT stuff to the front, because i guess we want some weak little snowflakes in our military. state of this country is really disappointing, how were more concerned about our selfish agendas over a strong military.
Fun fact, the Turkish Military ad isn't even an army recruitment ad, it's for a phone line company.... and yet, it works better as an army recruitment ad than the US ad.
0:03 United States ad 🏳️🌈 2:03 Russia ad 🇷🇺 3:05 Brazil ad 🇧🇷 6:54 Serbia ad 🇷🇸 9:54 Türkiye (Turkey) ad 🇹🇷 12:17 Italy ad 🇮🇹 14:18 China ad 🇨🇳 16:29 Germany ad 🇩🇪
USA: “This is Emma, she has two moms, one named Veronica and one named Beverly” Russia: “this is Yaroslav Vladimir, he has two partners, an AK 74 and a Makarov PM”
@@mutt-dk4sc In fact, our names are structured differently: the first name is your given name, the second is a patronymic, and the third is a surname. For us, the patronymic and surname are not considered the "second" and "third" names, as they are precisely the patronymic and the surname. For example, Velior Anatolyevich (after his father, Anatoly) Skvortsov. (By the way, the name "Velior" may sound like the name of a fantasy character (IMHO), but it actually originated in the Soviet Union. It is an abbreviation for the phrase "Velikaya Octyabrskaya Revolutsiya", which means "The Great October Revolution".)
Russian ad: Tough and Powerful Brazilian ad: Bright and Patriotic Serbian ad 1: Suspenseful Serbian ad 2: Happy and Motivating Italian: Heroic and Bright Turkish ad: Emotional and Heartwarming Chinese ad: Action-Packed and Exhilirating German ad: Calm and Cool US ad: ... Yeah i think it speaks for itself.
As a violinist I can confirm that the violin isn't held with the right arm, but is held with the left and the bow is held with the right one. (yes in the USA recruitment ad they inverted arms)
The Russian ad makes you want to join the Russian army. The Chinese ad makes you want to join the Chinese army. The American ad makes you want to join the Russian and Chinese armies.
I like how Brazil successfully shows diversity in their recruitment ad without being condescending about it. Show, don’t tell goes a long way rather than forcing a narrative down peoples throats
@@alexandreogrande2100 True, but the Serbian ad is what the Americans should have done (or where perhaps trying to?) The story is kinda similar, centered on one person joining the army. The difference starts when the Serbian one is promoting patriotism and comradery while the American embraces narcissism
@@niavellir7408 Translation: An army that has the mission to defend the motherland, and when called to join in operations of the guarantee of the law and the order. This is today's Brazilian Army. We are more than 200k men and women working together, brothers-in-arms. Guaranteeing the constitutional powers, sovereignty and the freedom of our nation. For this, we are divided in 8 military commands of area in this immense Brazil. We respect the ethnical and geographical differences of every region. And we know we are part of a whole, and with that, we give our life for this land. We know that there's no nation without history, there's no country without roots. Therefore, we valoue every page of our past, and we remember the sacrifices of our heroes, to maintain this giant called Brazil. With that, we look into the future, but without forgetting the origins of our force. An union of races and creeds. It born in this way in 1648, the Brazilian Army. From there, to maintain this giant, it was needed many campaigns of pacification headed for who is considered today, the patron of the force, Duque de Caxias. In the worldwide scenery, the Brazilian Army keeps conquering respect from many international organizations and institutions. Just remember the work of our Brazilian soldiers in World War Two. Now, in the 21st century, our army gets prepared to attend the needs of prompt employement of new and constant challenges. While their estrategic programs show engagement with the country, and engagement for tomorrow. But it's with the solid and traditional educational institutions, which the ground forces keep investing on what is your essence: the soldier. An army that colaborates to the scientific and technological development of Brazil, searching for modern equipments for the nation's defense. This is my, your and our Brazilian Army. Men and women working for the defense of Brazil. Brazilian Army, Strong Arm - Friendly Hand.
In case you don't know what's the difference between "diversity" and "forced diversity", watch the US and Brazil military ads. You'll instantly understand.
Every other military: It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour.” USA: "it’s about pride, it’s about flowers, men need rainbows, and women need power!"
USA: shows "diversity" by giving the protagonist lesbian moms Brazil: shows diversity by having men and women of different races working together and looking like badass patriots
@@mekingtiger9095 "Oooooh, if only you knew about Brazil's past, you wouldn't be saying that diversity has worked here" if you're talking about "extrutural racism", or about Brazilian slavery, false abolitionism and among several other jargons of anti-nationalist identity, don't start kicking sh#t in the fan, there's always been diversity, there's always been respect, because it's not let's look at someone and say "look, he's black", we say, "he's Brazilian", Brazil is one of the few that has an identity united by its national identity, recognized worldwide for that, so yes we have diversity as f#ck
@@mekingtiger9095 our imperial family was abolitionist, we are abolitionist even from our independence, but the coffe barons had a lot of power in brazil, and now we have the democracy, a piece of sh!t, we are made for the empire, we need the empire of brazil
@@Segregacionista Nah, I'm not talking about "structural 'racism'". I'm talking about the cultural decadence of the place. Worse than the US. Just not in the "woke" type of bad.
Brazil actually shows women's strenght. But doesn't forces it. It shows a woman in the same place as a man, drinking on the same bottle, shooting with the same gun, and dressing the same clothes. That is the true equality.
@@matthewli9729 Nah, of course they don't. I'm from Brazil and our president don't care even about his own people, he really don't give a fuck about gender equality. But when we are talking about an ad, pulling out that true equality shows that women can be soldiers too. And that's good to get huge number on your army.
The turkish one doesnt really count as a official military advertisement. İts actually a cellular data service(Turkcell) advertisement, trying to market itself by showing the cravings of soldiers whom haven't talked to their families face to face to their families for a long time
@@donkey459 First off, Putin wouldn't say this. Second off, hardly anyone realizes that both Russia and Ukraine are on the same side, they're just using the proxy war as an excuse to have tens of thousands of white people mowed down.
@@ZarzenLetsPlay Look i am a Brazilian, and i can confirm, you can find a lot of white, pardo and Black people in the army. But no one cares if you're black or white, you're a soldier fighting for your country, nothing more nothing less.
@@ZarzenLetsPlay Brazilian people do not care about skin color, proof of this is that Brazil was the only country in World War II where blacks, browns and whites fought together without prejudice. Brazil is also the country with the largest ethnic groups in the world!
@@BrasileiroNato82 that's absolutly true, we can see another exemple of this in the paraguay's war, which many ethnical groups fought as homeland volunteers. There is no war that brazil lost.
It was actually because of a popular saying during WW2, saying "it is easier for snakes to smoke than for Brazil to enter the war". That symbol was an answer to that statement.
For anyone who doesn't know Portuguese, the Brazilian ad is remarking that it doesn't matter where you are from and which is your ethnic group, because the glory is for everyone equally when it comes to defending the country, the only thing you need is guts and will to defend your nation, the History behind it, and the diversity that made Brazil strong! It works THOUSAND times better than the American ad. Greeting from Argentina to our Brazilian neigbours. Edit in Spanish: Que carajo bolud0 JAJAJAJAJA tengo casi 3000 likes, no esperaba que esté comentario cause tanto debate XD
It was definitely better. But Brazil from the start was diverse. America has problems with discrimination and racism. What they really should say is “it doesn’t matter who you are, you just have to be a brave fighter and willing to give it your all.” You don’t need to give every soldier a backstory. And feel free to show a black soldier or a gay soldier or a transgender soldier. But don’t talk about their past because as the Russian ad said. That doesn’t matter, it’s about your willingness to give it your all.
Each of those ads focuses on 1 primordial thing in the army Russia : Mental power is the key and there are no greater ennemies than yourself Brazil : comradeship and the value of helping each other Serbia : Readiness for the call of duty Turkey : A soldier is the pride of both the nation and his family Italy : Patriotism and respect of the flag China : The indomitable power of your army Germany : The versatility of your army USA : Desertion is always an option
@@CJMonkeManYou shouldn't be ashamed where you from, as a russian then I was a little kid, I dreamed about going to the USA [mostly russian kids in my time wanted to be born in America or at least be there cause of media and we just didn't know about problems and not everything is "rainbow" how it supposed to be] And if you wanted to change something good for your country, you will do it
Turkey:show how military are human Serbia:show phsycal strenght Russia:Show courage Italy:show Brotherhood Brazil:show patriotism China:Show how big is their army Germany:Show how their military is effective USA:We support 🏳️🌈
Quite seriously... what the fuck? US, get your act together. Every OTHER ad would make me want to join THEIR military but yours really only stands out as the one that makes me want to NOT join.
@@lol-ih1tl Ok, point. But their recruitment video at least doesn't make me wonder why the fuck I should. Their army sure does. Quite seriously, that army is an internet meme caught between drone bombed soldiers and jack-in-the-box tanks. But their recruitment video is a-ok.
@@lol-ih1tl Ok and? Altought an army advertisment should maybe show the freedom of their country this wasn't surely nearly a good recruitment advertisment as it does not show any value of their country aside from lgbt acceptance and it's not a good reason to join the army
@@dnaseb9214 no it isn't. the american one tried too hard to be woke and virtue signal whilst the brazilian one simply said that no matter what you are, you can join snd defend your country
@@ampoule1878 Ya, if you arent from a country, are you rly defending "your country" ? No.its not as bad as usa, I agree, but come on, its just as cucked, almost.
12:22 I love how the italian one showed all the divisions, even the more civilian based ones, like mountain rescue services and carabinieri (military police)
@@picahmad4035 I dunno, Maverick had some plot holes of its own...but at least men were men and did (mostly) what men should do, and people acted like actual humans would, which is more than I can say for most modern Disney films.
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Good job for the 1 million views man!
You deserve it!
Never seen you before, will check out other vids of yours though :D
Turkish part was Telecommunication ad lol
Congrats . Im from Serbia
If you were an alien and watched these, you'd think the US is the only country in the world without a military
So thats why in the movies only USA gets attacked
Ironically it has the most overbuilt military
@@ProvenScroll no it doesn't, its china's
we had to first know each leanguage also
@@ProvenScroll You forgot to mention china's army
It's amazing how many people from different countries came together to laugh at America's military ad.
#LesbianMomsMatter 💀
Even Americans laughed at their own ad💀
That thing is an ad?Wasn't that a channel like those "Animate my history" kinda shit?
@@unitedfoxesofyoutube3283 Sadly not my Romance brethren
@@TerribleGamer-101 Not mine too comrad
The ad transition from USA to Russia felt like going from Barbie to Oppenheimer.
Lmao
nah true💀
Damn
🤣 Спасибо . usa barbie! Russia Oppenheimer. that's great, I feel the same way!💪
Fr
America: I have two moms
Russia: I have two moms, one biological, other geological
*FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!*
Родина мать 🇷🇺 ❤
same in india "bharat mata" bharat menas india and mata means mom or godess
@@user-qi2jg2zb5l worst country.
The American ads switched back to white guys screaming, we're definitely going to war soon
the enemies cant sleep tonight knowing that Emma has 2 moms
- Sun Tzu -
lol
war never changes... thats what I believed until I found out emma has 2 moms...
SHIT!
EMMA HAVE 2 MOMMS!
😂😂😂👍
@@jacobgay97 😂😂😂
US: "It all began in California. Emma was raised by two moms"
RU: "Everything began in Siberia. Oleg was raised by two bears"
Sounds Russian already
"Oleg has 2 moms, her mother and her motherland
@@Perspective557 his*
Rofl 🤣🤣🤣
@@Aazz4409 oleg is trans, a transcontinental missile
„We will probably loose this war, cause the enemies have two moms“
- Sun Tzu
😂👏👍
"All warfare is based."
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War.
Kkkkkkkk
While american soldier had only 2 mothers the afgan mujahadeen had 5 mothers and 1 father, the US never stood a chance
@@ghiorghetatarescu3649 dangerously based Afghan mujahideen
Brazilian ad in the first seconds has more diversity, patriotism and pride than the whole US ad…
Fr
Fr
And it refleckts the demographischen of Brazil
Because it is real diversity, part of the history of Brazil, not the fake and forced diversity of the US.
@prokings506reflects*
Recruter:
So, why you want to join US army?
Recrutee:
I always wanted to be a Disney Princess.
Big oof.
Big yikes
America doesnt really use many of those ads anymore
@@multigameswithryan9215 does it change anything? US government is proud of his transgender militarys, and US army promote LGBT ideology...
Go woke, go broke.
@@multigameswithryan9215 yeah Putin got the message and desired it was time
🇧🇷Brazil : Inspiring
🇷🇸Serbia : Encouraging
🇩🇪Germany : Unifying
🇨🇳China : Obliterating
🇹🇷Turkey : Heartwarming
🇷🇺Russia :Terrifying
🇮🇹Italy : Flagflying
🏳️🌈USA : Scissoring
@युवराज सिन्हा delete it
I mean, if you put the US ad like that, well i am all in for it
@@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 I too would enjoy an ad containing scissoring
@@BenShaffer282 the Ad doesn't need it, i want it in the army itself
Just a big orgy
In the end sex is exercise lol
💪Russia and Brazil😎 USA💩
Damn, Emma literally decided to dedicate her life to shooting missles at people just because her moms got married and her friend was in Italy. That's based.
no, not based. That's cringe, probably the guacamoliest recruitment ad ever done
@@AL-wg4qc do you know what a joke is?
@@miguelg7969 do YOU know what a joke is ?
@@AL-wg4qc is this just gonna turn into a "no u" comment section
@@AL-wg4qc I've got a better one for ya: Do you know what SARCASM is?
Brazil made a fucking movie
It was really cool
Exército Brasileiro é bom de fazer filme. Mas quando o povo precisa é um covarde.
Although I'm American I am fully ready to join the Brazilian army
Irmão, se você conseguir tem meu respeito @@comrade7324
@@Luis-dp7qisay that to the cobras fumante (Brazilian special forces) from world war II that were very important in capturing many Nazi soldiers in Italy. Also the defense that Brazil offered in the Atlantic Ocean for the merchant ships in the assistance to the allies.
USA : This is Emma, she has two moms.
Russia : This is Bezukladnikov, he has two grenades
Yuroslov also has two moms, his mom and Mother Russia
Hahahahahahahha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yaroslav
one for an enemy, the second for him
This is why alien invasions always start with the US
The girl in the US ad screams "Like, totally, the US Army is, like, so stunning and brave. There best not be any of those icky males acting all strong and stuff."
and then they regret it🇺🇸💪
@@creat3e21 That's why they are just movies. In reality everyone knows about the humiliating American defeat in Afghanistan and Vietnam.
@@scarycrow3638 USA is the only country who had defeated all the biggest superpowers of their past…
USA defeated British empire during revolutionary war
USA defeated totalitarian Germany during WW1 and WW2
USA defeated USSR during the Cold War and then USSR collapsed
@@revolutionariesoffreedom2374 Lol is that what they teach you in your history books? No wonder your education system is so bad which results in ignorant americans like yourself no offence.
America did not defeat Germany in neither of the world wars. They did not even make a significant impact on the outcome of the both wars. 70% of Hitler's forces were concentrated on the eastern front against the USSR and the rest of the 30% were fighting on the western front against allied troops most notably the British. In ww1 US did not even declare war on Germany after three years went by and the war ended the next year. Same in ww2 Germany only declared war at the end of 1941.
USSR's collapse has literally nothing to do with the United States. After the death of Stalin, Khrushchev became the leader and his reactionary policies like the destalinization of the USSR was what led the country towards downfall. The final nail in the coffin was Gorbachev who disintegrated the Soviet Union entirely.
I'll agree with your point on the revolutionary war but that was hundreds of years ago and has nothing to do with today.
Emma: has two moms
Soviet Russian: I have two, my mom and mother russia
This comment deserve more like
Op comment
underrated xDD
Mother Russia bleeds
It's true, they all call Russia their mother
Emma - "I have been rased by two moms."
Oleg - "I have been raised by two moms... Mom and mother Russia."
That’s funny because 48% of Russian families lack a mother or a father
The American one is the only one that really does not represent the US military at all
@@Giggachad14 for real
@@GreipLimliterally the only thing the ad said that was really related to the army was the patriot missile launcher
Japan: "I have been killed by crashing into 2 planes"
The Brazilian soldier looks serious and strong like she lost her mom to Emma.
Brazilian soldiers are strong, proud, patriotic and friendly, as the Brazilian army's motto says "strong arm, friendly hand".
underrated
Fight for you mom or die fighting
Pladimir Wutin?
@@pordentrodomilitarismo6352 obrigado pelo elogio
Turkey showed love for the state
Serbia showed strength
Brazil showed passion
Italy showed patriotism
China showed power
Germany showed sacrifice
Russia showed mental power
USA showed how to get hired at Disney
Srbija ❤️🇷🇸💪🏼
America showed how to get hired at the circus!
Turkey's ad was made by Mobile Operator called askercell (SoldierCell).
Not by Turkish Armed Forces and not for recruitment
@@metehan1727 İts "Turkcell" not "Askercell". There is no such thing
@@tk5gqj514 it is a Turkcell service. But in the ad, we see askercell, so i wrote askercell. It doesn't matter if it's askercell or Turkcell or something else. You are missing the main point.
Turkey: "The Human Side of a Soldier."
Russia: "We are War Machines."
Brazil: "A united people that respects its past forms a strong army."
Serbia: "Soldiers have normal lives."
Italy: "The army is part of society."
China: "We are many and we were forged with fire."
Germany: "We are everywhere, we are united!"
USA: Today we're going to talk about what it's like to have two moms...
@@nobodyherepal3292 not Emma, Ukrainian 18 year old's can though. Also Emma operates AAM system not a Anti-tank one.
@@ArielK-a I was making an example. In modern war, things like masculinity is pointless when you can kill your opponents from miles away with a push of button.
@@nobodyherepal3292 true, i think it is more about morale though, you can have all those modern stuff if the troops aren't willing to use it doesn't really matter.
@@ArielK-a why wouldn’t they be willing to use it? there paid professional soldiers (the US military at least) and it’s a war. That’s literally what there here and paid to do.
@@nobodyherepal3292 you dont use explosives in rural areas filled with civilians, well, unless you're russia, or you're the US and its a mosque.
Never knew disney makes millitary ads
😂
😂😂
Well, they did, just they didn't crossover with Disney princesses until recently.
Fr
Por incrível que pareça foi Walt Disney que desenhou o símbolo da força expedicionária brasileira que é a cobra fumando! 🚬🐍
The Chinese ad makes me want to join the Chinese army.
The Russian ad makes me want to join the Russian army.
The Brazilian ad makes me want to join the Brazilian army.
The Serbian ad makes me want to join the Serbian army.
The Turkish ad makes me want to join the Turkish army.
The Italian ad makes me want to join the Italian army.
The German ad makes me want to join the German army.
The USA ad makes me want to join the Chinese, Russian, Brazilian, Serbian, Turkish, Italian or German army.
@SovietAtheist69 ua-cam.com/video/g1-g9j255z8/v-deo.html
xd
truth😂🤣
@Joe biden FR y california tho the deep south is the most annoying
@MalumSoviet69 Service as in serving the country as a member of the army.
USA: We care about diversity!
Brazil: *You don't even know what that means*
Brazil: Hush the grown ups are speaking
They don’t even know
This make Brasil the best
🇧🇷
Os cara escrevendo em portugues pensando que os gringo vai entender
"It begins in California"
Yeah, sure it does
At least its not Portland
Where else would it be
Commiefornia
Goddammit California
@@gaiusiuliuscaesar3809 as a non-American, I remember the good image of California back in the day like their oranges drink, sunset beach, etc. And to think how much this tarnation went downhill its feel surreal.
Russian ad: I want to fight for russia
USA ad:I want to fight for russia
Accurate
I get your point but nah mate trust me u dont want to fight for russia😂
@@liltoto371 whats your point?
@@liltoto371 No matter how crappy their material conditions might be if rumors are to be believed, I'd *_still_* fight for Russia because a world not dominated by SJWs is still a world worth fighting for.
@@mekingtiger9095 So u rather support a dictator state than a democratic one because they have a small number of woke people in them? Look yes democracy has a lot of flaws but it is still a lot better than a regime with a dictator
Russia: “Discover yourself and find your true potential.”
Brazil: “We’ll preserve our identity no matter the cost!”
Serbia: “You are the strongest, the bravest, the best protection we’ll ever have.”
Turkey: “IN ETERNITY WE WILL SERVE AND DEFEND OUR FAMILIES!”
Italy: “Attention! Squad, salute the FLAG! Glory, discipline, BRAVERY!”
China: “Take pride in your nation and become the paladin of your people.”
Germany: “Alone we stray away from greatness, but together we will thrive!”
USA: “I HaB tWo MoMZ”
turkey one was actually a telecom company commercial about how they made phone service free for soldiers and they called it soildercell
Bizim Reklamımız Eskilerde Daha iyidir Ama şimdi günümüzde daha iyisini bulamasın. ! +1 ^^ +1 Yeah ! +1 Evet Ya ! +1
@@yaskstlamas5378 The fact that a telecom company's ad was much better than the official US army ad says a lot x)
@@-zr Of Course, also im glad of Americans can have a choice of Join to Army, than be forced by conscription, as in Brazil, Russia & Turkey
@@xXFlameHaze92Xx unlike you guys who live in the US with no borders problem nation like Turkey and Russia have PKK and terrorists to deal with.
I like how usually people act patriotic and say their army recruitment video is better than everyone else's but this video is different, we are all united under the purpose of making fun of the USA video.
Facts
(Turkey) Ours isn't even an army recruitment ad, it's an ad by a phone line company and it's still better than the US lmao
@@ahumanistpotato man, everything is better than us ad
As we should be.
Sasha
USA: This is Emma, she has two moms.
Russia: This is Dimitri, he has two balls.
😂😂😂
both balls are from M30A1?
Dimitri based
He also has a loving wife/girlfriend and a six pack
Those balls are made of steel.
"Defending freedom"
Meanwhile Iraq in 2003:
Yemen, 9 years of international blockade, US caused famine, US caused bombardment, US caused mass poverty and suffering:
I mean, muslim fundamentalists oppose freedom where they operate.
Meanwhile UA-cam and the entirety of the internet past 2016 and 2017:
(Also, Rest in Piss, Susan Wojcicki)
@@mekingtiger9095 "Rest in Piss"? She isn't going to rest in urine.
@@mekingtiger9095censorship isn’t removing freedom, grow the fk up
Germany military add: "We can fight"
Russian:"we are getting better every day"
US:"We 69 each other"
So summarized
Germany: We have the best technologies
Russia: We have the biggest and strongest army
Usa: Am gay i have 2 moms
@@JV-bj4kx China: Rockets Go brrrrrrr.
Also Winnie Pooh leading a parade of military vehicles in a camo wrapped SUV with 20" chrome rims
@@fidel_manuwa1827 *-150 social credits*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@JV-bj4kx
they never did have the best tech tho
In ww2 their logistics were terrible in 1943-1945
the only good tanks were actualy pz 1, pz2,pz 3 and 4
after that their logistics went to shit
Every other nations: we are proud to fight for our country's flags.
USA: I am proud of my lesbian mothers.
Usa past ads where the best of the best
@@faze_montage8355 same
@@faze_montage8355 same
@Moriel Logos whats the next phase?
@Moriel Logos thank you for the video. I watched Yuri Bezmenov interview and lecture. I will look into this too.
There's never going to be a better motto than the Brazilian army.
"Brazilian army: Strong arm, friendly hand."
The "Strong arm" comes from the national anthem. It's a metaphor for war and the military.
@@Jimmy183 Homem de cultura
Read John 3:16 🙏
sim
That's pretty good
The American military doctrine is fascinating…
They aim to laugh their enemies to death using their very sophisticated military advertisements.
Truly, we should be fearful, it is working!
Maybe you have nuclear weapons... but I have... TWO MOTHERS!!
La estrategia de usa es, si un militar ruso mata a emma la funa en X lo matara a el
Russias military is so sad that it can be beat by the 2 mom military
XDDD@@Pepe_2345
@@Pepe_2345two lesbians women ? U have two moms? Yeah that's AMERICA!
Brazil Ad: Diversity done right
USA Ad: Diversity done so terribly it becomes an international meme
Bruh
I agree
Lmao
True
@@mariocruzsura8938 that’s nice
Other Countries: Joining the Armed Forces for Patriotism and Nationalism
America: Joining the Armed Forces for Sheer Narcissism
Nationalism isn’t a good thing
@@mashasmith3436 Wanting your nation to do good even if it is at the cost of other nations is bad? To put it in a way your libtard brain will understand - would you let your mother starve if it means a stranger's mother in a foreign country can live? Would you let your children starve if it means someone else's children in another country can live? Sorry to brake it to you but sometimes choices have to be made and not everyone can get what they need. Now tell me, can a social juctice warrior US army who fights for gay rights beat the Russian/ Chinese army who fights for their sons, daughters, mothers and fathers, their home and freedom, their nation's pride and prestige? I don't think so. If the USA continues of this path of political correctness and "acceptance" it will collapse and in the insuing chaos the liberals will 100% be wiped out as they are weak and pathetic SJWs and keyboard warriors.
or join the american military if you want to make a statement against domestic "white rage" as mark milley characterized it.
@@mashasmith3436 being an idiot is not a good thing.
@@mashasmith3436 depends on what quantity. Wanting to help your nation grow is a good thing, given that you’re not some crazy nazi.
Emma: I have two moms
Yuri: I have two moms too. My mother and Mother Russia.
Ты такой смешной прям умора🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 когда свет включат с газом напиши обязательно
@@shved7970успокойся пожалуйста, тут ничего негативного вообще в комментарии не было
@@xeniadrg4139 серьезно? Тогда воспользуйся Гугл переводчиком
@NäköKulmaPulma While your shit laced military gets whacked by a bunch of Tatar volunteers in Kherson and your propaganda detatchment RT are whacked from the fact the war is a lost cause
@NäköKulmaPulma Heh, frankly couldn't give a shit about Azov. Only priority is that Ukraine and Russia keep being Turkey's bitch and buying our weapons to kill eachother. It works, both Slavic ape societies relying on superior Turkish technology to murder eachother for our own benefit.
American ad be like "top 10 reasons why you shouldn't join to the army"
When Serbia and Brasil looking like superpowers compered to US.
In the termes of fighting spirit Serbia is waayyy ahead of most of the countries.We have been fighting for 500 years.
And Italians acting like the Children of Rome they are.
Ofc serbia adds basketball into theirs 😅
Plot twist: america loses all military due the gay advertisement so serbia and brazil become 2 strongest armyes in world
@Zoomer Waffen seu cu!
“holy shit we need to surrender Emma has 2 moms”
"She's been holding up cardboa...I mean, fighting for freedom from a young age".
Great answer 👏 👍
@@grizzlyblackpowder1960
Good list
+69 LIST POINT CREDITS
Shiiet we have 0 probability to win
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US: this is Emma, she has 2 moms and lives in California.
Russia: this is Ivan, he has 2 AK-47s and lives in Magadan.
Edit: guys I just searched on google random russian name (I am not russian)
Spain: This is José, he has 2 dreams: make America great again and make America Spain again
Павсикакий? Может Павел?
Павсикакий 💀
U can use for jokes Ivan name, Ivan Vanya Vanusha. Иван(full name) Ванька Ванюша (it's like kindly option)
@@KonstantinShevchenko-h6b thanks
As an American I can proudly say I want to join the Brazilian army
COMES TO BRAZIL
@@Drakonian-gz2nq Cisplatina*
@@aussiemozzie107 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@@aussiemozzie107 Ye we really don't 2 mom's but neither a father.
based
Us: uses the entire commercial to "break the stereotype"
Brazil: does it in one second of their ad.
How tf can you break the "stereotype" that you go into a war scenario and possibly get killed?
Is the target audience those that contemplate a Gender Studies degree?
Imagine trying soo hard to break a stereotype only for someone to do it wayyyy better. Imagine getting dunked on that hard.
Fr it shows they are best even if they don’t follow the stereotype way of doing it lol
Brazils one is more inclusive but still bad ass
Actually, shoving the stereotype in someone's face to "break it" makes them hate the message rather than supporting it, especially when it's where it doesn't make sense like a military ad
the Turkish ad was made by an cellphone company and it's still way better then American ad by a lot
If another nation's cellphone company made an ad that makes people want to join their army more than your ad does to your own people and army, then you know you did something wrong.
i know
We don't need ads tbh. Most Turkish men already wanting to join the army. It is considered as a prestigious job here in Turkey. Even me, as a master students of informatics wanting to be a combat drone specialist for army.
😅😅😅 true
@@flyingpenguin6000 Exactly.
честно, от всех армий у меня пошли мурашки по коже
кроме первой
От первой у меня пошли мурашки по коже...
...от стыда и позора... ну и смеха
文化软实力取决于国家硬实力，虽然美国征兵宣传片拍的确实很不好，但是美国军事实力本身就是一种很好的宣传。
Lmao the USA ad:
"I joined the army because I was jealous of all my college friends doing cool stuff without me and I also have no self-confidence about my identity and feel the need to prove literally every stranger I come across that I'm not completely weak."
Jesus Christ, I thought joining the military was supposed to be a selfless decision.
nowadays everything is just for political agendas. thats why they are pushing all this LGBT stuff to the front, because i guess we want some weak little snowflakes in our military. state of this country is really disappointing, how were more concerned about our selfish agendas over a strong military.
Join for patriotism: no
Join to defend you land: no
Join to gain money: no
Join because ur gay: yes
Dude i dont live un the US but looks like the country if falling appsrt because of wokeism
falling apart how exactly?
@@lostvayne104 social divides greater than ever, collapse of the political center, weak politicians afraid of offending people?
Fun fact, the Turkish Military ad isn't even an army recruitment ad, it's for a phone line company.... and yet, it works better as an army recruitment ad than the US ad.
LMAO true
as a Türk working in a phone company seems better than being a usa soldier lol
You here?
Because there's no recruitment ad in Turkey as you get drafted into military service when you're 20 years old
The US ad is an Invitation for a family dinner
1: “We need a new recruitment ad for the US Army. Any ideas?”
2: “You ever seen Steven Universe?”
Say no more
Even the German Army Ad is better
@@Sir_Cole „even“
@@Sir_Cole the german was 6 years ago
ua-cam.com/video/sA0kDMZNJTM/v-deo.html
This is a official video from the Bundeswehr
best comment
- Bro its been 4 hours what are you doing up there
- Watching Brazilian Army recruitment ad
0:03 United States ad 🏳️🌈
2:03 Russia ad 🇷🇺
3:05 Brazil ad 🇧🇷
6:54 Serbia ad 🇷🇸
9:54 Türkiye (Turkey) ad 🇹🇷
12:17 Italy ad 🇮🇹
14:18 China ad 🇨🇳
16:29 Germany ad 🇩🇪
The US flag lol
@@brunochessking lol
Muito bom kkkkkkk
@@SouthernDusk3765 based
@@brunochessking hahahahahaha
USA: “This is Emma, she has two moms, one named Veronica and one named Beverly”
Russia: “this is Yaroslav Vladimir, he has two partners, an AK 74 and a Makarov PM”
Yaroslav Volodimyr? You know that that's not how russian names work, right? We've got only one given name
@@dmsobsoaddmsobsoad4093 I’m sorry I thought volodymr also worked as a last name 😭
@@mutt-dk4sc In fact, our names are structured differently: the first name is your given name, the second is a patronymic, and the third is a surname. For us, the patronymic and surname are not considered the "second" and "third" names, as they are precisely the patronymic and the surname.
For example, Velior Anatolyevich (after his father, Anatoly) Skvortsov.
(By the way, the name "Velior" may sound like the name of a fantasy character (IMHO), but it actually originated in the Soviet Union. It is an abbreviation for the phrase "Velikaya Octyabrskaya Revolutsiya", which means "The Great October Revolution".)
@@NagliyKot. that is interesting
They all raise him well
Russian ad: Tough and Powerful
Brazilian ad: Bright and Patriotic
Serbian ad 1: Suspenseful
Serbian ad 2: Happy and Motivating
Italian: Heroic and Bright
Turkish ad: Emotional and Heartwarming
Chinese ad: Action-Packed and Exhilirating
German ad: Calm and Cool
US ad: ... Yeah i think it speaks for itself.
the russian ad is propaganda you know that right
@@icantthinkofagoodnameso69f89 and others aren't?
@@icantthinkofagoodnameso69f89 most of them are ngl
@@icantthinkofagoodnameso69f89 Same for usa one lol
uhuhuhm gay bad uhuhmmmm
As a violinist I can confirm that the violin isn't held with the right arm, but is held with the left and the bow is held with the right one. (yes in the USA recruitment ad they inverted arms)
the video is flipped
@@foolishgold3171 ah my bad then (thanks for letting me know)
The Russian ad makes you want to join the Russian army.
The Chinese ad makes you want to join the Chinese army.
The American ad makes you want to join the Russian and Chinese armies.
LOL
Haha typical americans being clowns
No. I wonted make to best russian died russian when I was seeing them agitation
@@user-it9yk6zz7f В украине нет нацизма, говорят они...
@@sharlort8320 that’s what they say….. right?
Either way, I’m still not sure abt it
I like how Brazil successfully shows diversity in their recruitment ad without being condescending about it. Show, don’t tell goes a long way rather than forcing a narrative down peoples throats
Well it shows diversity because some branches of the army accepts women, everything but the main combat ones cav, infantry and arty
@@alexandreogrande2100 True, but the Serbian ad is what the Americans should have done (or where perhaps trying to?) The story is kinda similar, centered on one person joining the army. The difference starts when the Serbian one is promoting patriotism and comradery while the American embraces narcissism
I was really expecting what the Americans did to Brazil,
Agree with you , except that rather than condescending, dumb is the right word
thats the true on our country not its nothing more or less than the real thing! ^^
Man, Brazil totally nailed it. The US Armed Forces recruitment agency can learn a thing or two from the Brazilians.
Yep, they talked about diversity, tradition, without being an woke creep.
@@curumin1592 I dont understand what they were saying, is that what they were talking about?
@@niavellir7408 Translation:
An army that has the mission to defend the motherland, and when called to join in operations of the guarantee of the law and the order. This is today's Brazilian Army. We are more than 200k men and women working together, brothers-in-arms. Guaranteeing the constitutional powers, sovereignty and the freedom of our nation. For this, we are divided in 8 military commands of area in this immense Brazil. We respect the ethnical and geographical differences of every region. And we know we are part of a whole, and with that, we give our life for this land. We know that there's no nation without history, there's no country without roots. Therefore, we valoue every page of our past, and we remember the sacrifices of our heroes, to maintain this giant called Brazil. With that, we look into the future, but without forgetting the origins of our force. An union of races and creeds. It born in this way in 1648, the Brazilian Army. From there, to maintain this giant, it was needed many campaigns of pacification headed for who is considered today, the patron of the force, Duque de Caxias. In the worldwide scenery, the Brazilian Army keeps conquering respect from many international organizations and institutions. Just remember the work of our Brazilian soldiers in World War Two. Now, in the 21st century, our army gets prepared to attend the needs of prompt employement of new and constant challenges. While their estrategic programs show engagement with the country, and engagement for tomorrow. But it's with the solid and traditional educational institutions, which the ground forces keep investing on what is your essence: the soldier. An army that colaborates to the scientific and technological development of Brazil, searching for modern equipments for the nation's defense. This is my, your and our Brazilian Army. Men and women working for the defense of Brazil. Brazilian Army, Strong Arm - Friendly Hand.
nice mix of history , cooliness and nationalism
I truly agree now Brazil isn't that bad
Wondering now who the hell start playing Brazil meme 😅
In case you don't know what's the difference between "diversity" and "forced diversity", watch the US and Brazil military ads. You'll instantly understand.
"Everybody Gangsta, until Emma says she has Two Mum's."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Taiwan doesn't exist
John China,1949
АХАХХАХАХАХХА
Вхахахах, ахуенно +999999999999999 Social Credit ☺️
I've this book
So based :DDD
As an american it makes me proud to be brazilian
Thx your service will be importante valeu ae
This has to be the funniest comment I’ve seen all day
É uma honra você ser br e ao mesmo tempo gringo
@@internetstrangerstrangerofweb glad you enjoyed it
Wait what
U.S: diVeRsiTy iS oUr sTrEngTh
Brazil: DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
*Correct*
Brazil knows the right way of harnessing the strength of diversity
@@user-wb7ez9ud4p
Well, of course, we are a very diverse country after all.
Brazil make it look normal while usa shove it down our throat.
Damn right.
Beo Türkish ad is not military ad is TURKCELL internet ad💀
I know
@@sirajyenilmez608wdym he isn't specifically talking to you💀
@@Averaage_Commenter ok? And i barely understand with your grammer
@@sirajyenilmez608 grammar* also how is it incorrect?
@@Averaage_Commenter it was night when i replied i found my mistake
As a Russian, I feel safer knowing that Emma and her moms are defending the US
your mom jokes do twice the damage
ur a legend hahahahaha (im drom serbia)
As a "russian", you must feel safe with your tanks towed away by gypsies.
@@placeholder7753admit it thats a good burn
💀😭👍
It would've been fun to see the Germans talk proudly about their WWII vets like Brazilians did
Caralho kkkkkkkkkk isso seria muito pesado
Lol
oh nO
Well, I mean, it's complicated...,you know, it's just not a good ideia, leave them there lol
@@user-bw4jm1bv1i Why? The Iron Cross has a history dating back 126 years before WW2 began, to 1813.
American ad: "i have 2 moms..."
Russian ad: "KILL. DIE. RESPAWN. REPEAT."
ДА
Мы по-другому не воюем!
Russian ad is definetely not about this
@@aurum9338 That's kind of it, but mostly about what is Army
"respawn" 😳
Imagine you fought in vietnam just to see this
"why are they wearing bright colors in the jungle"
"i dont know"
The Brazilian army recruitment ad shows how a recruitment ad can have diversity and inclusiveness while still being good
Nice username bro
@@shturm9391 holup lmao
@@shturm602 how did you have the idea of using this username
@@gulserensmsk Brazil has the biggest asian population outside of Asia
@@gaiusiuliuscaesar3809 dont care
Every other military:
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour.”
USA: "it’s about pride, it’s about flowers, men need rainbows, and women need power!"
Fr. Im ashamed of what's happening to my country
This man speaking facts
based us ad
you used this unironically and its hilarious
@@ChadShotgunApe cope
Emma: i have two moms.
Dmitri: i have two mothers, my mother and mother Russia.
😂😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile me: I have two mothers, mother Russia and mother Ukraine.
nice stolen comment
@@elitelegendsgaming2101 Who?
@@elitelegendsgaming2101who??
Emma: I have two moms
The world: gets conquered by the US because everyone else died laughing
The U.S. ad convinced me to join the Brazilian army.
Americans true army is the Israeli
SELVA!
Lololol
Come and help us to make the lula not destroy our Brazil :(
i already wanted to but it made me want to even more
The US ad actually made me enlist since i can't feel safe having Emma be the first line of defense for my country.
Fucking interesting advertising method
Reverse psychology be like:
😂😂😂😂
Reverse psychology
Lol
As an American Army veteran, this video made me want to join the Italian armed forces.
You should, we have the best MRE
Se junta a do Brasil
@@federicoleoni8342 What do Italian soldiers got in their MRE,pizza or pasta?
YESSOR
@@Turkmilletizekidir.caliskandir Dipende dal giorno
Представьте, все враги сидят в окопах и трясутся от страха, бегут с поля боя, потому что знают что у эммы две мамы
Эмоции после итальянской и германской рекламы:
О а это вы же были участниками оси
USA ad: I was raised with 2 mothers
Russian ad: I was raised for this
White army vibes
Russia-i have 2 moms. 1 my mother and mother-Homeland
@@joshuab2437Problems?
@@RUSSIAN_CHELIK777nice one
@@allcash8429 Maybe this will help: I think joshuab2437 is referring to The White Army, as in, the imperial army of Russia when they had a Czar
USA: shows "diversity" by giving the protagonist lesbian moms
Brazil: shows diversity by having men and women of different races working together and looking like badass patriots
Oooooh, if only you knew about Brazil's past, you wouldn't be saying that diversity has worked here.
@@mekingtiger9095 "Oooooh, if only you knew about Brazil's past, you wouldn't be saying that diversity has worked here" if you're talking about "extrutural racism", or about Brazilian slavery, false abolitionism and among several other jargons of anti-nationalist identity, don't start kicking sh#t in the fan, there's always been diversity, there's always been respect, because it's not let's look at someone and say "look, he's black", we say, "he's Brazilian", Brazil is one of the few that has an identity united by its national identity, recognized worldwide for that, so yes we have diversity as f#ck
@@mekingtiger9095 our imperial family was abolitionist, we are abolitionist even from our independence, but the coffe barons had a lot of power in brazil, and now we have the democracy, a piece of sh!t, we are made for the empire, we need the empire of brazil
@@Segregacionista Nah, I'm not talking about "structural 'racism'". I'm talking about the cultural decadence of the place. Worse than the US. Just not in the "woke" type of bad.
@@Segregacionista o sistema discrimina pra nos, nos nao podermos ganhar neso sistema. A policia bate ne nos e mata nos e ninguen que saber
Brazil actually shows women's strenght. But doesn't forces it. It shows a woman in the same place as a man, drinking on the same bottle, shooting with the same gun, and dressing the same clothes. That is the true equality.
Chad Brazil vs virgin gae USA
@@cclgte *Can you fell my hearth start
I don't think war cares about gender equality.
@@matthewli9729 Nah, of course they don't. I'm from Brazil and our president don't care even about his own people, he really don't give a fuck about gender equality.
But when we are talking about an ad, pulling out that true equality shows that women can be soldiers too. And that's good to get huge number on your army.
@@tgm4650 e só uma gripezinha ta ok kkkkkkkkkk
Chinese: Too Patriotic
Italian: Too Human
Turkey: Too Emotional
Germany: Too Enigmatic
Brazil: Too Inspiring
Russian: Too Proud
American: Two moms
Was für too enigmatic ? xDD
Serbians:too breakup and bomb by nato
Hahahahahahahahhaha
Agree
@@fredmustermann8339 true
The turkish one doesnt really count as a official military advertisement. İts actually a cellular data service(Turkcell) advertisement, trying to market itself by showing the cravings of soldiers whom haven't talked to their families face to face to their families for a long time
USA: This is Emma, she was raised by two moms in California.
Russia: This is Dimitri, he was raised by two bears in Sakhalin.
I was surprised when I saw
Not sure there are any bears in Sakhalin
@@mrs_blacki_vouker it is a tough place ngl
@@raaagghhh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ussuri_brown_bear is one of the most common species of bear in Sakhalin, bears do live in Sakhalin.
Good one, Stealing jokes from other commenters. What a muppet.
USA trying to recruit 5 year olds with the cartoon ad
They are planning for the future
Gay teenagers you mean
@@IrishCoderwhy in the world would they want to focus on a minority group in their ad that’s meant to target a generation
@@eliasmsv3156 true
Corrijo, niños de 5 con dos mamás
US: Emma was raised by 2 moms.
Russia: Igor killed 2 bears.
Igor is now fertilizer for Ukrainian fields 🌻🌻🌻🌻
@@donkey459 First off, Putin wouldn't say this. Second off, hardly anyone realizes that both Russia and Ukraine are on the same side, they're just using the proxy war as an excuse to have tens of thousands of white people mowed down.
@@donkey459 хохол, разлогинься
@@donkey459 but killed way more Ukrainian pork before that happened
@@donkey459 bro changed teams cuz nazis ratioed him by 2 likes.
As an American the American ad made me want to join the Brazilian Russian Turkish Chinese Serbian Italian or German armies
No the American ad was the best because it showed a reason and a feeling. That’s how ads work
@@LeoErler-ku7qj how it showed about a girls life not why to join the army?
Brazilian ad is a good example of how an army can have diversity without being a militant
it's not really diversity; it's just the people that live there like wtf?
@@ZarzenLetsPlay Look i am a Brazilian, and i can confirm, you can find a lot of white, pardo and Black people in the army. But no one cares if you're black or white, you're a soldier fighting for your country, nothing more nothing less.
Fck diversity
@@ZarzenLetsPlay Brazilian people do not care about skin color, proof of this is that Brazil was the only country in World War II where blacks, browns and whites fought together without prejudice. Brazil is also the country with the largest ethnic groups in the world!
@@BrasileiroNato82 that's absolutly true, we can see another exemple of this in the paraguay's war, which many ethnical groups fought as homeland volunteers. There is no war that brazil lost.
Just realized that Brazil's ad had a snake likely to represent the Smoking Snakes during WWII. Absolutely badass unit, love the references
Yes, man. thank you for knowing our history
It was actually because of a popular saying during WW2, saying "it is easier for snakes to smoke than for Brazil to enter the war". That symbol was an answer to that statement.
Yeah, they literally showed the smoking snake logo in the ad? Bruh
Mexe com a gente não, se não a cobra VAI FUMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was talking about the respect we all owe to our ww2 veterans
For anyone who doesn't know Portuguese, the Brazilian ad is remarking that it doesn't matter where you are from and which is your ethnic group, because the glory is for everyone equally when it comes to defending the country, the only thing you need is guts and will to defend your nation, the History behind it, and the diversity that made Brazil strong! It works THOUSAND times better than the American ad. Greeting from Argentina to our Brazilian neigbours.
Edit in Spanish: Que carajo bolud0 JAJAJAJAJA tengo casi 3000 likes, no esperaba que esté comentario cause tanto debate XD
Obrigado pela consideração hermano argentino.
It was definitely better. But Brazil from the start was diverse. America has problems with discrimination and racism. What they really should say is “it doesn’t matter who you are, you just have to be a brave fighter and willing to give it your all.” You don’t need to give every soldier a backstory. And feel free to show a black soldier or a gay soldier or a transgender soldier. But don’t talk about their past because as the Russian ad said. That doesn’t matter, it’s about your willingness to give it your all.
Obrigado!
Valeu cara
Gracias hermano agertino
The us army has probably the biggest budget out of em all and somehow managed to ruin an ad.
I love how the Brazilian ad looks like an action thriller/historical treasure seeker film.
EXÉRCITO BRASILEIRO
THIS SUMMER
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk é verdade parece o filme jumanji quando o caos acontece, mas ficou bonitão
@@0Havianas kkkkkkkkkkkkk Jumanji é foda
Correct, the older ad was more a operational one, this is about history. independence, pacification, geography.
Exactly 💯 ♥️
Each of those ads focuses on 1 primordial thing in the army
Russia : Mental power is the key and there are no greater ennemies than yourself
Brazil : comradeship and the value of helping each other
Serbia : Readiness for the call of duty
Turkey : A soldier is the pride of both the nation and his family
Italy : Patriotism and respect of the flag
China : The indomitable power of your army
Germany : The versatility of your army
USA : Desertion is always an option
Lmao
Serbian one is most just soldiers have a normal life idk what kinda message they’re trying to send
CHINA ONE TAIWIAN BELONG CHINA CHINA NOMBA ONE AMEICAN DOG
Thing for you Russia and America should've been changed around XD
@@K9REAP3R-07 Show me an explanation, not an empty sentence.
The most motivating: Brazil
The most personal: Russia
The proudest: Turkey
The toughest: China
The gayest: USA
@@comradeofchrist yes what about it
@@comradeofchrist it was alright
@@comradeofchrist *the whole world je serbia*
A marygay
True
"The enemy shudders knowing Emma has two moms."
Other countries: We fight our enemies
USA: We fight stereotypes
as an american, i can say this is 100% true, i hate where I am from
@@CJMonkeManYou shouldn't be ashamed where you from, as a russian then I was a little kid, I dreamed about going to the USA [mostly russian kids in my time wanted to be born in America or at least be there cause of media and we just didn't know about problems and not everything is "rainbow" how it supposed to be]
And if you wanted to change something good for your country, you will do it
USA also fights Little Kids and innocent people :)
@@The_fanatic667 Та я комментарий как шутку задумывал
@@apokalipso6172 хорошо не какой политики😇
“This American military ad has been brought to you by Disney and Sweet Baby inc.”
May as well, they are all directed by the same globalist cult.
В точку попал
The sweet baby was so accurate!
The sweet Baby Inc is way too fitting
Sweet Baby Inc. mentioned pejoratively in a non-gaming context and in the presence of many people from different nationalities.
I'm happy.
Turkey:show how military are human
Serbia:show phsycal strenght
Russia:Show courage
Italy:show Brotherhood
Brazil:show patriotism
China:Show how big is their army
Germany:Show how their military is effective
USA:We support 🏳️🌈
@@lol-ih1tl In the US Army being openly heterosexual is frowned upon in 2022
Quite seriously... what the fuck?
US, get your act together. Every OTHER ad would make me want to join THEIR military but yours really only stands out as the one that makes me want to NOT join.
@@lol-ih1tl Ok, point. But their recruitment video at least doesn't make me wonder why the fuck I should.
Their army sure does. Quite seriously, that army is an internet meme caught between drone bombed soldiers and jack-in-the-box tanks.
But their recruitment video is a-ok.
@@lol-ih1tl Ok and? Altought an army advertisment should maybe show the freedom of their country this wasn't surely nearly a good recruitment advertisment as it does not show any value of their country aside from lgbt acceptance and it's not a good reason to join the army
Can someone, please, tell me what is so good about the brazilian ad? I only see more wokeness from it just like in the US recruitment ad.
Fun fact: Turkish add is not an army add. It is add for a cellphone company (companies offer discount for soldiers)
As a Norwegian, i have never been so proud to not be American, but Brazillian
Correction, Brazil is in South America so Brazil is also American, like Angola and Paraguay and etc.
@@vinhoriginal Angola é um país americano!?
@@vinhoriginal Tava indo bem até falar ANGOLA
@@vinhoriginal Angola? KKKKKKKKKK
@@biancacarvalho6502 confundi o nome no mapa eu li Angola no lugar de colombia
8 year old Afghan children watching their village get drone striked by a ze/zir they/them trans rights american missile
When the Afghans don’t respect the missile’s pronouns:
@@dogemanbacon ka/boom
well them/they/ze/zir/ he /she/it/ got fcked badly
It's a vegan missile so it's OK
this is the darkest and most hilarious thing i have ever read
The Brazil ad is literally everything America’s should have been, instead of trying to virtue signal and appeal to a specific demographic.
As a Brazilian i appreciate you brother 🇧🇷
@@diogo2471 Brasil!!! Representando toda a America latina! eu amo o Brasil, sou do Mexico 🇲🇽❤️🇧🇷
Brazilian add is also dangerously close to the virtue
@@dnaseb9214 no it isn't. the american one tried too hard to be woke and virtue signal whilst the brazilian one simply said that no matter what you are, you can join snd defend your country
@@ampoule1878
Ya, if you arent from a country, are you rly defending "your country" ? No.its not as bad as usa, I agree, but come on, its just as cucked, almost.
12:22 I love how the italian one showed all the divisions, even the more civilian based ones, like mountain rescue services and carabinieri (military police)
I like how those Brazilian female soldiers look more badass than the independent strong female character from the US.
hahahaha I agree
Still woke.
😆😆😆🇧🇷🇧🇷
Nah, bro. That's still bad aswell.
@@disorderandregression9278 Vira lata.
Every other nation:
•discipline of steel🎖️
•mind of a gladiator⚔️ 🪖
•heart of a defender🛡️
USA: Disney Channel stories 😋🌈
If Disney channel did Top gun maverick . But without the talented poeple , only the corporate decisions
@@picahmad4035 I dunno, Maverick had some plot holes of its own...but at least men were men and did (mostly) what men should do, and people acted like actual humans would, which is more than I can say for most modern Disney films.
@@CaptainFritz28 I do not agree for the final sentence. But I was more pointing the fact that Top Gun Maverick is a hight budget propanganda movie
The new us military ads are better
Kid named strongest military powerhouse in the world:
I'm not even Brazilian but damn I feel patriotic
Come to Brazil thennnn
I'm glad I'm from Brazil so I didn't have to be ashamed of the shameful US commercial
@@gostodecomer5756 sim
@@gostodecomer5756 I'm not even from the USA, I'm from the queen's land, and I think everyone is ashamed of the USA lol
I am from brazil and i feel proud