I have seen a number of bad gameshow answer videos, and to me, the runaway best one is "Name something that follows the word 'pork'". The speed and confidence with which he says "-upine" is fantastic. If you haven't seen the full version of that moment, look it up.
The really sad thing is that Steve had him on his talk show and he STILL thought is answer was a good one. Had not learned that is not how you spell porcupine.
yes that actually was smart. there was a question once "name a word that starts with pot" and a lady answered potato, steve made fun of it but it was on the board
@@juzoli GENIUS? You've got to be kidding! That was the dumbest answer I've ever heard! The question was "Name something that follows the word 'pork.' " An answer like "pork chops" or "pork loin," or "pork and beans" would make sense, but an answer like "Upine" (as in "porcupine") DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL! Why? Because "pork" ends with the letter "k," and THERE IS NO "K" IN "PORCUPINE"! Furthermore, "porcupine" has the letter "u" in the middle of it, and THERE IS NO "U" IN "PORK"!
Families are instructed during tryouts to always support each other’s answers. The worst possible thing would be if family members started criticizing each other.
The look of disgust on the woman's face because she thinks her husband is an idiot but then immediately exposes herself as the idiot because she thinks a delicatessen is a drug store😂😂
Bats actually do have good eyesight, they're not blind. But, they don't use their eyes since they like to flex their unnaturally good hearing, its like they're showing off.
No...lots of times some of these "answers" are followed by either "Good Answer" or "It's up there, Steve!"... so no...some of these people are really morons
I’ve never understood the host’s reaction to the “duck” answer. A (rubber) duck is a perfectly valid thing to take to the bath. Especially if you are or have a child.
That family was severely country. The person in the face-off said, "Larn." Steve also said "Huh?" to her. She said, "Larn - L I O N Larn!" Steve said, "I suppose you meant loin - L O I N?" She said, "Right - L O I N Larn!"
I remember watching Newlywed Game as a kid and there was a question about what was your favorite foreign country to visit. Two couples matched. Their answers were both HAWAII. Unreal.
Bats do have rather good eyesight. Maybe not as good as some other animals, but they can see a lot better than they are credited for. Some types of bats don't even have echo location and need their eyes. And their overall vision may be better than humans during dawn and dusk
4:03 is not as stupid as it seems. Back then, many drugstores had a a lunch counter - just as many of us remember a lunch counter in K-Mart and Woolworth's.
Some of these are not dumb though. The one asking "what a teenage boy can do for hours at a time" he gave the answer I suspect the question setters were hoping to elicit.
As a kid, I thought a decade was four years, because the Olympics, and presidential election were every four years! But I was 9 years old at the time. 😅
The pickles answer is still the one that makes me laugh the hardest. They're ALL funny though. Reminds me of the time I was watching one of these shows back in the 80s with one of my sisters. I think it was HIGH ROLLERS. The contestant was on a roll answering questions correctly as the time was slipping away. With only a second or two to go,he was faced with a true or false question. He stared blankly at I think Alex Trebek as the buzzer blasted. We felt sorry for him,but it WAS FUNNY because of the helpless look on his face. He simply ran out of time and didn't win that Chev or Pontiac or whatever it was. You had to be there. lol
Yep in the past you can graduate high school with C's and D's and still get your diploma the guy that doesn't know what a decade is needs to stay in school for the rest of his life including his girlfriend . I wonder if any major universities accepted both of after seeing this ? These two makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like pure geniuses.
Since we're taking stuff from other videos, I'm surprised this one didn't include the famous Family Feud fast money Q&A, "At what month does a woman begin to look like she's pregnant?" "September."
Okay, I and a few family members were recreating a game show at home. I was asked for a word starting with Di that could come after serve or before guest in a phrase. I said dill. If I was on a gameshow, I'd probably end up on one of these videos.
1:05 4 years a decade and she's 44. By that math, she would be 11 decades. So he is wrong on so many levels. Except picking his wife. She knows him well
Texas was originally part of Mexico, so that answer isn't quite as dumb as you'd think. I like to annoy racist Texans by referring to them by their old descriptor, "Texicans".
What makes me laugh is when someone gives a horrible answer but the family starts clapping and saying "Great answer." Enthusiasm isn't going to change the survey answer
1:27 I doubt her own mom was alive at this time, but if she was, I have a pretty good guess they had a little talk about this by the time they're done.
I would LOVE to see political candidates do this standing up on a panel, answering questions! See how well or badly they think on their feet! Like on Family Feud ! Don’t know if answering “How will you solve global warming “ will be phrased, but there are several answers. If some very nervous person says “ask my grandma to drive me” isn’t up there on the board, we can laugh. If the answer is “solar panel for everyone, small business, big business, schools, farmers, motels, hotels “ I would be impressed!
The decade couple really are made for each other.
I'd rather be dumb and happy than smart and miserable
I hope they didn’t breed.
They could both be right if the mother was 100 years old. 😊😊
Yep, she was totally in tune with his thinking process..LOL So actually was perfect pair for the Newlywed Game
Task failed successfully
Well, I have decided that I'll have to name my firstborn "Kentucky Fried Chicken".
People always be asking, "Is Ken short for anything?"
@@JoelMurphy77 This comment is amazing 😂
@JoelMurphy77 I know this comment is cringe, but...
I would respond with "Ken you put deez nuts in your mouth?"
And that's just the first name. 😅
Kenneth Friedman Chicken
aka K. F. Chicken
I love "Name a part of the telephone "..."The bottom part"
'A delicatessen is a drug store' 😂 that blokes face was priceless
That part killed me
Shaba Yaba 😮😊😂
I’m dying 😂😂😂
I still want to know what he was saying or what it is.
I have seen a number of bad gameshow answer videos, and to me, the runaway best one is "Name something that follows the word 'pork'". The speed and confidence with which he says "-upine" is fantastic. If you haven't seen the full version of that moment, look it up.
And Steve's reaction as if he's never heard of a porcupine.
Steve mentioned that a lot as the craziest moment of his hosting.
Yeah, and it was too over the top?
I’ve seen “pork-cupine” MANY times and laugh my butt off EVERY time!
The really sad thing is that Steve had him on his talk show and he STILL thought is answer was a good one. Had not learned that is not how you spell porcupine.
The vast array of reactions when he says 'upine' was glorious...a bit shock, uncontrollable laughter & 'HEy! That's technically correct!'
The contestant said “upine” but Steve Harvey said “ Qpine” (with a “Q”) hhmmmm
This is not even dumb, it is genius.
yes that actually was smart. there was a question once "name a word that starts with pot" and a lady answered potato, steve made fun of it but it was on the board
I love this answer. Quite clever. So clever that noboby in the survey gave it unfortunately.
@@juzoli
GENIUS? You've got to be kidding! That was the dumbest answer I've ever heard!
The question was "Name something that follows the word 'pork.' " An answer like "pork chops" or "pork loin," or "pork and beans" would make sense, but an answer like "Upine" (as in "porcupine") DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL! Why? Because "pork" ends with the letter "k," and THERE IS NO "K" IN "PORCUPINE"! Furthermore, "porcupine" has the letter "u" in the middle of it, and THERE IS NO "U" IN "PORK"!
I don't know which is worse. When they say something dumb, or when after they say something dumb their family shouts "Good answer! Good answer!"
I'd say both
Families are instructed during tryouts to always support each other’s answers. The worst possible thing would be if family members started criticizing each other.
I guess that's true. But if it were me, I wouldn't say anything and smile through my teeth.@@jeffallen55
@@jeffallen55 it WOULD be funny tho
Richard Dawson and Steve Harvey are so annoying 😒and why do old women always have to say a dirty answer 😒
“A vegetable you marinate…”
“Grapes.”
That is one of the best answers I have ever seen 😂
Minors and Hos had me rolling.
Miners
@@komeudogu7976 and hose
The one woman who said Russia is famous for wheat,
Everyone knows the real answer is Russians
👆This guy Dumb Game Show Answers.
I bet you’d also answer “alligator” for “Name an animal with 3 letters in its name.”
@@jeffallen55 Russian alligators are going to haunt his nightmares XD
XD
😂 I saw that show
😂😂
“Name a question such as ‘how old are you’…”
*RING*
*gasp* EIGHTEEN!
*BUZZ*
I’m not eighteen.
Iconic
The look of disgust on the woman's face because she thinks her husband is an idiot but then immediately exposes herself as the idiot because she thinks a delicatessen is a drug store😂😂
It is a match made in heaven.
"I don't know about you!"
Instant Karma.
"An old woman's breasts"
"Things That Sag"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣
OUCH!!!!!!!!!
Well, he's not wrong...
Concerning the decade couple, I think the wife knew her husband didn't know what a decade was. So she gave the answer that she knew he'd say.
She also seemed zoned out when they asked her
Maybe they said, if they ask a number question, lets answer 10... Though i think theyre not at that level 😂😂
@@edgaryh They got them drunk before they got on the show so they'd give silly/uninhibited answers.
nah just 1960s homeschooled by farmers.
What was his logic on that?
Not sure why "duck" was so surprising. Rubber ducks were very popular at the time due to Sesame Street fame.
Thanks to my kids, our bathtub is full of yellow rubber ducks at this very moment…
Not to mention Rubber Duck from Convoy.
Rubber ducky you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun!
Richard Dawson was probably thinking she meant an actual duck
Put down the ducky
That old lady laughing at Alabama... Georgia is adorably funny😂
The duck... favorite Family Feud moment ever 😂
A rubber duck really isn't a bad answer though.
I thought dude was being a jerk! Legitimate answer. Glad it was up there.
Duck has nothing on September.
Also the Easter bunny.
turkey
Bats actually do have good eyesight, they're not blind. But, they don't use their eyes since they like to flex their unnaturally good hearing, its like they're showing off.
Mmm…. Fascinating indeed mmm hmm
They got it wrong and STILL scored some points! I LOVE these “dumb answers” compilations 😂
It must be the pressure of being on live television….. I hope! 😂😂
No...lots of times some of these "answers" are followed by either "Good Answer" or "It's up there, Steve!"... so no...some of these people are really morons
My fav expression...There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!
"At my cat's end."..
I’ve never understood the host’s reaction to the “duck” answer. A (rubber) duck is a perfectly valid thing to take to the bath. Especially if you are or have a child.
He probably was picturing people carrying live ducks to the bathtub
Because it sounded like the person meant a live duck.
5:52 - 6:05 - Hilarious! The guy pretending to faint because of her answer, lol
I will say, that question about lying about an answer is worded so bad. No wonder no one knew how to answer it.
Yes, a very BADLY written question, I concur 😮
I still don’t get what is that about…
@@juzoli I *think* they're asking "what is a question you would give a fake answer to" but they don't want you to say "how old are you"
@@juzoliif you don’t like your job you would lie about your job if you are married but want to date another person you would lie about being married
Agreed but its asked perfectly cleared the third time and the guy still doesn't understand. "I would say I'm 39"😂😂😂
Dawson's "faint" was epic!
😂 2:18 The upine (porcupine) is still my favorite.❤
That family was severely country. The person in the face-off said, "Larn." Steve also said "Huh?" to her. She said, "Larn - L I O N Larn!" Steve said, "I suppose you meant loin - L O I N?" She said, "Right - L O I N Larn!"
I remember watching Newlywed Game as a kid and there was a question about what was your favorite foreign country to visit. Two couples matched. Their answers were both HAWAII. Unreal.
7:53 TIL “excited” is a product you can buy
To "buy it" is also slang for "to die." I think that's what the guy was thinking when he heard "Something you feel before you buy it."
2:26 i’ve heard this from so many different videos it feels edited in
Al Borland: Name an egg you'll probably never eat..
Dude..: Hamster 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I don't think so Tim
He's not wrong. I will never eat hamster eggs
1:00 now that woman knows her man, I need one like her
The way the guy says the slang word for policeman... DIIIIICK lmao xD
In 1940's-50's, dick was slang for detective. You see it old movies a lot
Richard: “DAY~O” I bet he waited all season to say that 😂
5:56 my mental health in 2024
Bats do have rather good eyesight. Maybe not as good as some other animals, but they can see a lot better than they are credited for. Some types of bats don't even have echo location and need their eyes. And their overall vision may be better than humans during dawn and dusk
Family Feud, every episode had hilarious answers.
Richard was DA man
Imagine being an adult and not knowing what a decade is.
And still getting the same answer. That's what struck me.
Or the lady didn't know what urban meant. But her husband was seeing a doctor for it. 🙂
@@Spyderram57 ~ RIGHT ⁉️. That’s the 70’s for ya😳
@@michaelmoss5476 ~ If there was an award for the DUMBEST GAMESHOW CONTESTANT EVER, this woman would a Guinness World Record winner 🏆
Or what "a question you might lie about" means. Ffs. "39" is not a question.
I love these types of compilations! They’re amazing
2:23 has got to be the funniest one
That's where the DIC meme originated from.
"closest place would be...Yama Shabba"
"Yama?"
"Shabba."
6:54 - ALABAMA! 😂😂😂
8:04 - Sex on a train! 🤣🤣🤣
4:03 is not as stupid as it seems. Back then, many drugstores had a a lunch counter - just as many of us remember a lunch counter in K-Mart and Woolworth's.
Just really love how he says Pickles 0:30
5:59 thought that he was going to do push-ups.
(5:50) "Name something other than soap and a towel someone might bring to the bath."
Contestant: "Duck"
Survey: 11 points!
Richard Dawson: 💀
RIP. Richard Dawson
Ray Combs
Papa bear 😂
Some of these are not dumb though.
The one asking "what a teenage boy can do for hours at a time" he gave the answer I suspect the question setters were hoping to elicit.
It's an absurd answer. Hours?
As a kid, I thought a decade was four years, because the Olympics, and presidential election were every four years! But I was 9 years old at the time. 😅
A silly mistake to make especially since you had over 2 decades to learn.
A DUCK!!!
FELL TO FLOOR TOO. LAUGHING!!!😂🔥🔥💥😂😂😂💥
2:56 really killed me
Anyone not knowing what a decade is should be labeled a m o r o n
And they found each other and are happy.
Amoron (noun) - person who does not know what a decade is 😂
0:33 the pickles in the trunk from Family Feud always gets me lmao
1:27, granny came from the rough part of town.
Ray: Something men wear to bed. Elizabeth: Condoms.
I'm at my cat's end 😂🤣
The pickles answer is still the one that makes me laugh the hardest. They're ALL funny though. Reminds me of the time I was watching one of these shows back in the 80s with one of my sisters. I think it was HIGH ROLLERS. The contestant was on a roll answering questions correctly as the time was slipping away. With only a second or two to go,he was faced with a true or false question. He stared blankly at I think Alex Trebek as the buzzer blasted. We felt sorry for him,but it WAS FUNNY because of the helpless look on his face. He simply ran out of time and didn't win that Chev or Pontiac or whatever it was. You had to be there. lol
I love when they realize how stupid it was the second the word leaves their mouth, and they laugh. Makes me laugh even harder. 😂😂
On the question, "Name a question you would lie about?", either there was a gas leak or they were playing a really mean prank on Richard.
Yep in the past you can graduate high school with C's and D's and still get your diploma the guy that doesn't know what a decade is needs to stay in school for the rest of his life including his girlfriend . I wonder if any major universities accepted both of after seeing this ? These two makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like pure geniuses.
4:48 the rare tease of a stupid answer by Karn
Since we're taking stuff from other videos, I'm surprised this one didn't include the famous Family Feud fast money Q&A, "At what month does a woman begin to look like she's pregnant?" "September."
Part one has it
0:35 that wasn't a dumb answer, that was a rather accurate answer.
It was just funny he said it television 😂 but yes he's right!!😂😂😂😂
So true
Shockingly rude. And dirty. Most dont do that
@@Greenpoloboy3Have you been living under a rock for a century, bud? Lmao.
@@XanthopathyI just know/ heard it before and know its something dirty
8:10 “sex on a train” had me dying 💀 😂
This is funny and never gets old
@3:45. That couple was the inspiration for the movie “Dumb & Dumber” 🤨
I needed this so much 😂😂😂😂😂
“GOOD ANSWER” and it’s the most insane thing anyone has ever said
I may have locked myself out of the house twice in one week before, but at least I know what a decade is.
Agree, but suggest you install a numeric door lock
Okay, I and a few family members were recreating a game show at home. I was asked for a word starting with Di that could come after serve or before guest in a phrase. I said dill. If I was on a gameshow, I'd probably end up on one of these videos.
"It's up there Steve!"
My family:
good answer good answer!
Bats actually do have good eye sight lol
1:05 4 years a decade and she's 44. By that math, she would be 11 decades. So he is wrong on so many levels. Except picking his wife. She knows him well
3:34 did he say "No, sweet loser"? 😂
My favorite is the "GASP 18". It really is the gasp that does it
"Name a state that begins with the letter M."
"Mexico."
A US state, not a SOVEREIGN state.
Texas was originally part of Mexico, so that answer isn't quite as dumb as you'd think. I like to annoy racist Texans by referring to them by their old descriptor, "Texicans".
One of my favorite clips is Snoop Dogg's "Pie in the horse" moment on Family Feud.
Something you feel before buying it? Excited. Lol
The ole hockey ball.
Papa bear is the best 😂
@7:25, from the same family who's father told us there were 3 LETTERS IN ALLIGATOR!!!!!!
5:27 Do they not have rubber ducks in England where Richard Dawson is from?
5:31 tbf thats a better answer then what the other person answered
1:44 …this was from one of the best winner circle runs in Pyramid history and y’all are calling it dumb. It’s not stupid, it’s just outrageous.
What makes me laugh is when someone gives a horrible answer but the family starts clapping and saying "Great answer." Enthusiasm isn't going to change the survey answer
Gotta live with that family member afterward, might as well keep them in a good mood.
Okay, but what comes in 7s?
Days of the week.
Dwarves
7 wonders.
7 seas.
7 levels of heaven.
Swans a swimming
The JACKPOT.
1:21 Was that edited out when it aired?
That sweet old lady who almost said a hard R instead of retired😂
And it wasn't even part of the gameshow.
1:27
I doubt her own mom was alive at this time, but if she was, I have a pretty good guess they had a little talk about this by the time they're done.
2:25 😀
What was the answer to the at my cat's end puzzle?
3:45 wish i knew what the fuck they are saying so i could know if its a dumb answer
Host: Name something you wouldn't try even once.
Contestant: Sex on a train.
Host: 😮
Mexico famously known for being the largest State😂
I think that's Richard Karn from Home Improvement
need to show more reaction, that's what makes it hilarious.
I would LOVE to see political candidates do this standing up on a panel, answering questions! See how well or badly they think on their feet! Like on Family Feud !
Don’t know if answering “How will you solve global warming “ will be phrased, but there are several answers.
If some very nervous person says “ask my grandma to drive me” isn’t up there on the board, we can laugh.
If the answer is “solar panel for everyone, small business, big business, schools, farmers, motels, hotels “ I would be impressed!
6:34 I have no earthly idea why the DK Rap is playing in the background
U-PINE and September will ALWAYS be my favorite!!..