I’d say that’s a pretty good achievement. A curveball down the middle is a very risky play. It’s known as a cookie and is considered a very easy pitch to hit. But a Splitter towards the knees, that’s some good pitching sir
5:56 I have sneezed with my eyes open before. I was driving and I really had to sneeze but there was a motorcyclist to my right that looked like he wanted to go into my lane. I didn't feel like producing any roadkill, so I fought to keep my eyes open. It hurt like a mf, but I did it. It gave me a headache behind my right eye though. I definitely wouldn't recommend doing it unless you absolutely have to.
I dont know why, but youtube thinks it is absolutely hilarious to give me meditation ads constantly before watching these videos, like they are literally telling me to stop watching rage and calm myself down
If you sneeze with your eyes open... The 100mph pressure will probably cause an infection and pain behind the eye. So you'll have to change your name to PoofSepticEye or Poofpressure.
Fun fact: It is practically impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Your eyes squint themselves when you sneeze, so keeping them open is like fighting a reflex you were born with
I didn't claim anything I said was absolute. I said "practically impossible", which does not mean it is entirely impossible. Everything else I said is a fact, your eyes squint themselves closed whenever you sneeze, it's a reflex. Not everyone develops this reflex in the same way, so for some people sneezing with your eyes open is more than possible, and for others it's completely impossible. But for the majority of the population, sneezing with your eyes open is, by all accounts, almost impossible. You can fight the reflex of your eyes closing, but that doesn't mean you'll be able to keep them open.
@@mike9031 When you sneeze, your eyes close as an involuntary reflex, which is a fact. And if you can provide me with some form of proof that I'm wrong, I will gladly accept it. Another fact is that I said sneezing with your eyes open is *PRACTICALLY* impossible. If something is PRACTICALLY impossible, it means it is ALMOST impossible, the two words are interchangeable. At no point did I state an absolute. Some people can sneeze with their eyes open, but most people can't. Again, if you can provide me with some proof that any of what I said is wrong, I will gladly accept it.
@@epikthread8494 I'm aware of what happens when you sneeze. The issue is it isn't impossible, so stating it is stupid. If you wanted to say fun fact, it's s reflex to close your eyes. Heyyy, cooool, still isn't fun, but that's a fact. You're an idiot, you don't need multiple paragraphs to prove you are an idiot. "practically impossible" is scapegoat language when pretending to say something is absolute while letting you back pedal and say well i didn't say it was 100%. Plain and simple, you're s moron. Stop giving gun fact's.
which one of you flatfoots stole my headphones
ME
cry louder
Me
me
Me
Poof coming in clutch at 2AM when there’s nothing to watch
fr
So real dude
9 am
@@pablosolermontanos641 nah he lives in est so its 2am
@@The2ndbiggestbird but for me it was 9 am
Whenever Poof is laughing hysterically, you know he’s pissed.
Poof’s intelligence and skill never ceases to astound me
More lack thereof
@@zelgiusthebrave1401Still amazing nonetheless.
he's bad at games
@@skoop651 You can say that for a lot of players including yourself and I.
r/wooosh
A poofesure video at 2am is just what I needed to cure my depression
Fr i was dealing with something stressful and Poof immediately cheered me up :)
You alright?
Real
@@Jakewebmaster8 no the colts football is back so I’m depressed again
@@phatmartyplays332 19-23 😔
Edit: This is from their recent game against the Bills.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when poofesure uploads at 2:35 am
18:59 - It's taking him a little while to recover from his wakeboard accident
i can't wait to watch another wonderful episode of poof having a complete breakdown over wii sports
Sorry Poof, you want your headphones back, you gotta get another Platinum medal. I don't make the rules.
On golf no less!
Pay up
@@Val-1440 fuhh
I hope Poofesure has a security system installed in his house, especially since one of his headphones went missing. That can't be a coincidence
They just went poof!
Yeah, poof is known to be such an organized and collected person. I can't imagine him losing anything, not even his calm.
His raging would be the alarm sound
16:13 Babies for no reason at 2:30 in the morning
Poof completes the circle of a UA-camr. He has returned to wii baseball "Raging and Funny Moments" video.
16:12 - Your team is counting on you and you failed them
He sounded like the start of a crying baby
6:10 That laugh tho 💀
He sounds like a monkey XD
Stewie on drugs
16:14 poof wanted some milk 😂
Poofesure was about to call Matt something other than his name 😭 10:36
Bet it was: Motherf-
@@A__somebody_2i heard something before that too 😭
he was definitely about to say the word
“I am not a throat goat today”
-Poofesure 2023
😂😂😂
8:25 10:30 Those are the best Mario imitations i've ever heard
This was the calmest i have ever seen him, i honestly thought he would last 2 games 😂😂😂
I love it when Poof uploads at 2:30 in the morning
Verified moment
lmao 13:51 "I... okay, that works" after Alex somehow dropped the ball upwards, into another Mii's mitt
9:19 - No way that should count but for Poof's sake I'm glad it did
What are you talking abt? If you catch a foul ball the batter’s out
@@TheSeriesShow It was still in the foul line though
I love how when the Miis catch the ball, they stare up at the camera with dead expressions.
0:01 poof flexing the size of his house
He lives in Michigan a mansion costs like 1k there
9:27 pretty sure this is the only time i’ve ever seen a catcher get an out in this game
That's how I would say it for finally being noticed.
Every wii baseball video is an instant classic
4:06 "good thing you're pretty cause you ain't smart" - Poofesure 2023
Watching a Poof video at 2am is exactly what I need
1:55
That is indeed a fair ball
Bounced over the bag and hit the line
It was outside the white line the entire time though…
common Bannaissalty W 😭🙏
I’d say that’s a pretty good achievement. A curveball down the middle is a very risky play. It’s known as a cookie and is considered a very easy pitch to hit. But a Splitter towards the knees, that’s some good pitching sir
8:27 was a PERFECT Joker laugh
4:36 had me dead on the floor uncontrollably laughing
Same😂😂
8:26 It's Mario when he lands in lava on Super Mario 64
THANK YOU😂
Good for you, I'm genuinely proud of you dude
5:56 I have sneezed with my eyes open before. I was driving and I really had to sneeze but there was a motorcyclist to my right that looked like he wanted to go into my lane. I didn't feel like producing any roadkill, so I fought to keep my eyes open. It hurt like a mf, but I did it. It gave me a headache behind my right eye though. I definitely wouldn't recommend doing it unless you absolutely have to.
"I guess I'll just buy the headphones again" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know it’s gonna be a good day when Poofesure uploads a “raging and funny moments” video 👍🏽
18:24 Poof speaking french be like
1:55
The one Poofesure "What the fuck" moment where the game was actually objectively wrong and he was right in the game actually being unfair.
Technically the ball bounced off the batter’s mound, so it was technically in before, then it hit just barely inside the white line before rolling out
@@henryfan883 Nah. If a ball that is in play rolls or bounces into foul territory with no interference from the defense, then it's considered a foul.
The moment I’m binge watching poof he uploads, time to watch this on my tv
Edit: Abby always hits the ball
I love when I fall asleep to poofesures voice and then jolt awake to hysterical laughter 😂
you know it’s gonna be good when it’s a Wii sports video
I don’t know why but poof calling Dudy dude “dudy poop” made me laugh for about a minute after he said it 😭
19:01 Did anybody else see that was a Foul Ball not a Single when Alfonso dropped that ball?
That was supposed to be a foul ball
Normally, though, when it gets dropped though it doesn’t happen, right?
@@rayanzaidi2793 it was in foul territory (left of the white line) so if it’s dropped, it’s foul
oh
oh?
16:58 the bat looks like it shrank mid-swing.
"raging and funny moments"
Now that's a title I haven't heard in a long time...
You know the second the other pair of Headphones comes in he'll find the original one.
18:56 Alfonso does the thing, lol!
19:55 bro got hit in the face from that pitch, you can even hear the bonk from the mii getting hit right before poof nuts from playing wii sports
16:16 babies when you tell them they can’t drink windshield wiper fluid
8:09 poofesure debating on life 😂
5:17 - Just wait until the next swing
First the balance board and now headphones.
I'm convinced there's a gnome inside Poof's house. 😅
if you wanna sneeze with your eyes open you gotta scream mid sneeze like “achAHHHHHH”
Poof you played like a living legend for this one!
20:44 "I'm the man! I'm the man.. i- daht DAht!"
Sneezing with your eyes open will make your eyes fall out
I dont know why, but youtube thinks it is absolutely hilarious to give me meditation ads constantly before watching these videos, like they are literally telling me to stop watching rage and calm myself down
"That's a great start, right into Abby's mitt."
this is probably the calmest poof's ever been playing baseball
The old background music really brimgs me back to the days when poof was just starting the wii series
The reason you close your eyes when you sneeze iso you eye balls don’t pop out. The pressure is crazy an no joke
Adam from Mythbusters tried to sneeze with his eyes open. He did but his eyes were forced open.
18:00 I knew he would roast him, but geez
2:04 The ball either hit the ground fair when it bounced in front of the plate, or it hit the white line after first base.
This video is about 20 minutes longer than I expected
FR
Love how the outfielders can go a million miles an hour to catch your balls but your outfielders can't do anything more than a jog
That’s so true, like how sometimes they can jump to catch it, but none of your Miis do and dive, perfectly catching it
when the wii sports video starts off with poof raging abt headphones
0:31 - Hey look It's Alfonso
He rose from the dead in Wii Sports Resort
Every time you manically laugh I hear “Fetch Me Their Souls” thinking I’m playing Kino Der Töten! I love it 😂
**insert CoD zombies new round sound**
I would turn my house upside-down until I found those headphones before buying another pair
8:27 mario when he hits lava in mario 64
The way this guy rages is comical
Poof becomes more unhinged every time I watch him lol
If you sneeze with your eyes open...
The 100mph pressure will probably cause an infection and pain behind the eye. So you'll have to change your name to PoofSepticEye or Poofpressure.
13:52 we both said ok at the same time
15:58 if you do the slowest playback speed, the ball actually went through the bat lol
Straight into Abbie's mitt sounds like a euphemism
18:18 - You said that way too soon
16:14 my cat at 1am
haha underrated comment!
13:52 do you know how pressed this would’ve made him if his team was in the outfield? wii remotes would be broken in half, tvs shattered
Of course watching this at 2:35 AM
cant sleep its 3 am ive tried asmr and everything last resort poofesure
Watching poofesure when I’m smoking the bong is insane 😂😂 especially at 1am
4:36 Excuse me 💀
16:15 had me crying for air 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow great start right into Abby’s mitt. Now that’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🫥
Fun fact: It is practically impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Your eyes squint themselves when you sneeze, so keeping them open is like fighting a reflex you were born with
That's neither fun nor a fact. Fun fact. If you want to say something is absolute, don't use words that don't make it absolute.
I didn't claim anything I said was absolute. I said "practically impossible", which does not mean it is entirely impossible. Everything else I said is a fact, your eyes squint themselves closed whenever you sneeze, it's a reflex. Not everyone develops this reflex in the same way, so for some people sneezing with your eyes open is more than possible, and for others it's completely impossible. But for the majority of the population, sneezing with your eyes open is, by all accounts, almost impossible. You can fight the reflex of your eyes closing, but that doesn't mean you'll be able to keep them open.
@@epikthread8494 you say it's absolute when you say it's a fact... Fun fact. Words have meanings. You seem to not understand them.
@@mike9031 When you sneeze, your eyes close as an involuntary reflex, which is a fact. And if you can provide me with some form of proof that I'm wrong, I will gladly accept it.
Another fact is that I said sneezing with your eyes open is *PRACTICALLY* impossible. If something is PRACTICALLY impossible, it means it is ALMOST impossible, the two words are interchangeable. At no point did I state an absolute. Some people can sneeze with their eyes open, but most people can't.
Again, if you can provide me with some proof that any of what I said is wrong, I will gladly accept it.
@@epikthread8494 I'm aware of what happens when you sneeze. The issue is it isn't impossible, so stating it is stupid. If you wanted to say fun fact, it's s reflex to close your eyes. Heyyy, cooool, still isn't fun, but that's a fact. You're an idiot, you don't need multiple paragraphs to prove you are an idiot. "practically impossible" is scapegoat language when pretending to say something is absolute while letting you back pedal and say well i didn't say it was 100%. Plain and simple, you're s moron. Stop giving gun fact's.
I love how poof still plays the same music in the background during these Wii sports videos.
The two Abby miis 😂
16:14 toddlers when their mom says no
11:44 Poetic
If you sneeze with your eyes open they'll fall out of your head
16:14 the baby at midnight
Aw yes, seems like the type of time Poof would upload
7:55 - You bet your ass that wasn't a great start
Dudy dude’s time to shine
He started like he was speed running to pro!!
It is 100% possible to sneeze with your eyes open, I used to do it for fun in middle school
8:27 SM64 LAVA NOISES
Edit: timestamp