Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Drug Law

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2024
  • Before a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome name.

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  • @frankmcgovern5445
    @frankmcgovern5445 4 роки тому +2796

    Operation Icebreaker.
    They call meth “ice.” It’s objectively fucking awesome.

  • @lmm85
    @lmm85 16 років тому +988

    The Patriot Act was really close to be named the Eagle Act.
    I'm glad the congress works day and night for the sake of America.

    • @1brianm7
      @1brianm7 2 роки тому +22

      Lol, also this comment is older then my little sister.

    • @DwAboutItManFr
      @DwAboutItManFr 2 роки тому

      The patriot act is a disgrace and the name is disingenuous, nothing less patriotic that this act.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Рік тому +6

      @@1brianm7
      And just as funny as the day it was written.

    • @Blorp_
      @Blorp_ Рік тому +1

      @@1brianm7 that feels very weird

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint Рік тому

      @@1brianm7 You have a Jaden Smith brain.

  • @desp8161
    @desp8161 6 років тому +2575

    Operation Aftermeth

  • @j.k.4875
    @j.k.4875 5 років тому +3673

    Operation Crackdown!

    • @_sky_3123
      @_sky_3123 5 років тому +56

      I would like this two times if I could!

    • @farmiluc
      @farmiluc 5 років тому +26

      @@_sky_3123 Did it for you dw

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 роки тому +10

      Omg yes! Genius

    • @vbcbsrnkk8029
      @vbcbsrnkk8029 4 роки тому +1

      That’s also pop up in my head

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 4 роки тому +47

      It’s methamphetamine, not crack. Back to the drawing board boys

  • @manfromnantucket9544
    @manfromnantucket9544 7 років тому +2926

    Operation Crystal Method

  • @zippydance
    @zippydance 6 років тому +2500

    I thought Operation Hardball was pretty decent tbh

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 5 років тому +96

      "Operation heartland promise" jeezus congressman hit me in da feelz 😅

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 4 роки тому +38

      Bloodeye wasn't bad either

    • @newwaveinfantry8362
      @newwaveinfantry8362 3 роки тому +14

      Operation Future was perfect.

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 3 роки тому +9

      Not as cool as Operation Horse Kick 😂

    • @Kowasi
      @Kowasi 2 роки тому +20

      @@vanillajack5925 Operation Horse Kick is for when they move against Ketamine…

  • @jamesschaefer7530
    @jamesschaefer7530 9 років тому +1930

    Our tax dollars hard at work.

    • @joshuastoughton9444
      @joshuastoughton9444 6 років тому +240

      The onion really needs to quit posting actual footage of congress, how else are our hardworking politicians supposed to pretend to be doing things?

    • @baconsir1159
      @baconsir1159 4 роки тому +5

      This is a skit

    • @kirchoffkyle
      @kirchoffkyle 4 роки тому +84

      @@baconsir1159 no it's not, this was actual footage, in the end they settled on operation crackdown

    • @just_a_tepig3611
      @just_a_tepig3611 4 роки тому +9

      At least these people are actually working on laws

    • @RomanesEuntDomus.
      @RomanesEuntDomus. 2 місяці тому

      That's a great name!!

  • @kualarompin589
    @kualarompin589 5 років тому +1436

    Operation Crystal Clear?

  • @fredericmartin7352
    @fredericmartin7352 4 роки тому +1120

    I feel like they missed the fairly obvious "Operation Overdose"

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 5 років тому +763

    Operation: Pipe Dream

  • @Dr3amtime
    @Dr3amtime 3 роки тому +304

    If only there were a way to help them stay awake and sharpen their thinking.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Рік тому +6

      Having teeth and skin without lesions is highly overrated, anyway.

  • @LittleB2007
    @LittleB2007 5 років тому +440

    I agree with Rep. Nelson (D-Connecticut). "Operation Meth Squash" is too hard to say.

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 4 роки тому +16

      Plus it sounds like a drink.

    • @realitant
      @realitant 4 роки тому +7

      I just imagine a squash full of meth

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus 4 роки тому +3

      It's a new form of squash, but all the players are on meth

  • @akhalil93
    @akhalil93 16 років тому +957

    "all those in favor of a 30 minute recess"
    "I"
    "I"
    "30 minute recess is granted. we'll reconvene back here in... uh... make it an hour"
    ROFL... i love that

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +32

      But we really do need to come up with that name

    • @TheEnergizer94
      @TheEnergizer94 4 роки тому +3

      Hi from the future

    • @justapassingperson6546
      @justapassingperson6546 3 роки тому

      @@TheEnergizer94 hi from the future

    • @TheEnergizer94
      @TheEnergizer94 3 роки тому

      @@justapassingperson6546 hi from the present

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 3 роки тому +19

      It's been 12 years but... "aye." 😂

  • @conall9415
    @conall9415 3 роки тому +337

    I mean we do take cool sounding government operation name for granted, I imagine it does take a lot of brainstorming.

    • @dwallen2012
      @dwallen2012 2 роки тому +13

      Right, was thinking that lol

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 11 років тому +521

    i move that we call it "Operation Buzzkill."

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 3 роки тому +291

    You gotta love this bipartisan effort.

    • @LotsChrono
      @LotsChrono 2 роки тому +6

      @Ricky Smith Hard work, as you can see.

  • @TheTrashcanGoblin
    @TheTrashcanGoblin 12 років тому +355

    Operation Crystal-Death?

  • @StrazdasLT
    @StrazdasLT 8 років тому +331

    Ironically the real name agaisnt meth became "Meth - not even once"

    • @BukanSatyaAlfiSyahr
      @BukanSatyaAlfiSyahr 5 років тому

      Lol you r righy

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 4 роки тому +31

      What a lame name. Politician are even worse at naming things than scientists. Global Environment and Trade Study, Human Security Gateway, Labour Research Department, Latin American Public Opinion Project, Russian and Eurasian Security Network, Ray C. Bliss Institute of Applied Politics, Center for Global Politics
      , Center for Security Studies, Center for Strategic Research, Center for Strategic Studies. Jeeeeeeeeeeez these names.

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 4 роки тому +21

      @@PresidentialWinner Who said scientists are bad at naming things? Most of the scientific names of creatures actually translate to some interesting stuff. Like the T-Rex, for instance. Unless you're talking about the organizations scientists work at,then yeah, you're probably right...

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja 4 роки тому

      @@PresidentialWinner ......

    • @Ghesh_Vargiet
      @Ghesh_Vargiet 4 роки тому

      @@Blade.5786 they just use numbers

  • @TheReggaeMortis
    @TheReggaeMortis 12 років тому +651

    methbusters

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 4 роки тому +11

      @@sean2620 Wow, a comment from 26 minutes ago. UA-cam recommendations at work again.

    • @somedude0921
      @somedude0921 4 роки тому +3

      @@chesscomsupport8689 ayee

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Рік тому

      @@sean2620
      I’m still here, two years after you.

    • @zoomzoomzoohouse
      @zoomzoomzoohouse Рік тому +1

      sorry for giving you a notif on a comment you made 10 years ago but by jolly GOSH does this need more likes

  • @NickSolo420
    @NickSolo420 12 років тому +211

    Operation Tweeker Sweeper

  • @mikesendec3972
    @mikesendec3972 3 роки тому +45

    Operation crystal sunset
    Operation shadow speaker
    Operation heart rate
    Operation tired eyes
    Operation seven dawns
    Operation dry shot
    Operation bubble breaker.
    Operation zombie stopper

    • @DuckInGameStop
      @DuckInGameStop 2 роки тому +3

      crystal sunset sounds so fucking cool and I have no idea why

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому +2

      Crystal sunset is good but the rest suck

  • @gredangeo
    @gredangeo 16 років тому +62

    "THE NAME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE PRODUCT" lol!

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding 12 років тому +257

    I actually liked "Operation Eagle Scream". Sounds fuckin awesome

  • @rebca_
    @rebca_ 4 роки тому +54

    "Congressm- woman Keller"

  • @fortepiano4491
    @fortepiano4491 5 років тому +95

    Operation Methmatics

  • @nbecnbec
    @nbecnbec 4 роки тому +29

    "the bill has unilateral support"

  • @janamejayadharmapuri4187
    @janamejayadharmapuri4187 4 роки тому +44

    My favorite was “Just ‘Meth’” at 2:02 lol

  • @qumulus22
    @qumulus22 16 років тому +102

    I mean, this is a little over the top, but it really speaks to Congress' inability to get things done and their tendency to focus on irrelevant things.

    • @Sourcoolness
      @Sourcoolness Рік тому +2

      14 years ago when you posted this comment, was that the day you discovered what satire was?

    • @GameyCat
      @GameyCat Рік тому

      5 months ago when you posted this comment, was that the day you discovered that you wanted to be a dick?@@Sourcoolness

  • @TroIIingThemSoftly
    @TroIIingThemSoftly Рік тому +9

    Old Onion is the best Onion.

  • @rockmom62
    @rockmom62 16 років тому +25

    "Id like to suggest we go home, and think about this" LOL!

  • @zedmarks
    @zedmarks 14 років тому +42

    How uncreative the government has become...
    "Operation: Lil' Wayne"

  • @nanotech2080
    @nanotech2080 13 років тому +39

    The funny thing is that this is how it actually happens.

  • @khizerj
    @khizerj 14 років тому +41

    OPERATION CRACK ATTACK

  • @kaminarigaston
    @kaminarigaston 14 років тому +119

    "Operation Muhhameth"
    That would scare a few people.

  • @BippyTheGuy
    @BippyTheGuy 5 років тому +28

    Personally, I'm a fan of Heartland Promise.

  • @doodelay
    @doodelay 12 років тому +94

    lmao this guy said "Meth punch" xD

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 роки тому +6

      How about “Five Finger Meth Punch”?

  • @royal-blackcat
    @royal-blackcat 4 роки тому +28

    "the bill has unilateral support" 😂

    • @ashtremble
      @ashtremble Рік тому +1

      that's the funniest part of this entire thing lmfao

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 4 роки тому +9

    Their minds were really pronked right now.

  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 8 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious how he thought 'meth squash' was too hard to say and he starts off with 'eagle scream' 😂

  • @ylette
    @ylette 4 роки тому +13

    Waepon of Meth Destruction.

  • @hsugraduation2103
    @hsugraduation2103 8 місяців тому +2

    I still think this is more productive than what congress actually does.

  • @TommyAngelo1337
    @TommyAngelo1337 4 роки тому +15

    Operation Heartland Promise, written by Tom Clancy.

  • @GeneralGoosey
    @GeneralGoosey 12 років тому +47

    Operation Methapocalypse

  • @Lumerlume11
    @Lumerlume11 2 роки тому +3

    Plot twist they went on "vacation" for the next month after 5 minutes of hard "work"

  • @u.v.s.5583
    @u.v.s.5583 2 роки тому +8

    So they decided to postpone the operation until they come up with the name that everybody agrees with. "We cannot fight organized crime with an operation that is called Flea Bite, after all," the spokesman said.

  • @kerbyman93
    @kerbyman93 12 років тому +13

    i thought they were going to have to come up with a name for the recess

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino Рік тому +3

    USA be like:
    - Effect of the law: Increase spending for public schools by 0,002%
    - Name of the law: OPERATION PATRIOT STORM

  • @NeoRipshaft
    @NeoRipshaft 6 років тому +8

    lol I love how they use Robert Green Ingersoll's name as the reference for the speaker - among the best America has ever offered the world.

  • @ElJulioso
    @ElJulioso 5 років тому +8

    Operation Meth Punch was pretty good, except it kind of sounds like a punch bowl that has been spiked with meth.

  • @Zebred2001
    @Zebred2001 5 років тому +5

    Operation Methmeister, Operation Methorama, The Methanator ...

  • @ryancantrell2278
    @ryancantrell2278 Рік тому +4

    Operation Heartland Promise is honestly pretty good.

  • @al35tr
    @al35tr 5 років тому +11

    Operation meth: we're on it

  • @matthew8153
    @matthew8153 Рік тому +2

    If only there were a substance that could help them stay up for days on end to come up with a name for this bill…

  • @wademedlin6831
    @wademedlin6831 2 роки тому +4

    I gotta say it…. I’m kinda leaning towards
    Operation Eagle Scream.

  • @Victor-tl4dk
    @Victor-tl4dk Рік тому +3

    The three of us LOL😂😂😂

  • @chrisahearn789
    @chrisahearn789 4 роки тому +4

    Heartland promise sounded alright

  • @alexnadim
    @alexnadim 16 років тому +7

    horse kick .. eagle scream ... so cute .. i suggest the elephunt jump opration!
    lol

  • @Catend
    @Catend 16 років тому +4

    So reassuring they are hard at work on this.

  • @yaboi7773
    @yaboi7773 4 роки тому +3

    Operation Meth: We’re on it

  • @userneime
    @userneime 5 років тому +2

    She was so sure she had it with methacre but they ignored her 😅😂

  • @maverickloggins5470
    @maverickloggins5470 3 роки тому +1

    Shocked nobody suggested Operation Nunya BisMeth

  • @Darkfire612
    @Darkfire612 4 роки тому +2

    Awe man why does this fit so well

  • @ShaunCheah
    @ShaunCheah 4 роки тому +1

    Can't believe nobody suggested Icebreaker.

  • @SolidSnake59
    @SolidSnake59 2 роки тому +1

    "Are any of those names not animal related?
    -Well,....no"
    XD

  • @durururururururu
    @durururururururu 4 роки тому +2

    This is why open source is great.

  • @AtomicE77
    @AtomicE77 16 років тому +9

    "Operation Methamphetamine's Operation"

  • @chaz76vette
    @chaz76vette 16 років тому +3

    I second that motion

  • @SeeSwann
    @SeeSwann 16 років тому +13

    How about "No Mo Meth"

  • @TommyAngelo1337
    @TommyAngelo1337 4 роки тому +2

    Meth Massacre is pretty badass.

  • @MurphyMoose94
    @MurphyMoose94 14 років тому +2

    OPERATION: Falcon Slayer Nightfall Blackeye Crackdown Force of JUSTICE

  • @Mandrake591
    @Mandrake591 4 роки тому +1

    Meth Quake!
    Meth Blockers!
    Methopotamia!

    • @SteveBarton13
      @SteveBarton13 3 місяці тому +1

      and The Methopotamians, great band!

  • @b5201
    @b5201 16 років тому +50

    I love how people think that they are smart for figuring out that this is fake. I think the onion needs to attract smarter people.

    • @VoltaireVI
      @VoltaireVI Рік тому +1

      Here are no comments which state viewers took this video seriously.

  • @breakfreak3181
    @breakfreak3181 Рік тому +2

    Horse Kick
    😂😂😂

  • @mcknight9127
    @mcknight9127 15 років тому +8

    lol operation:Horse Kick

  • @Donovaan
    @Donovaan 3 роки тому +1

    Operation Cold Turkey
    Operation Schrader
    Operation Swarovski
    Operation Hillbilly Crack
    Operation Five Finger Meth Punch
    Operation Insomnia

  • @gdogvibes1
    @gdogvibes1 12 років тому +12

    LOOL thirty minute recess, then he's like fuck that shit make it an hour XD

  • @jims5557
    @jims5557 12 років тому +65

    Lmfao operation horse kick!

    • @rolfen
      @rolfen 5 років тому +6

      Too animal-related.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 роки тому +1

      That would be better for heroin.

  • @christiangoth84
    @christiangoth84 16 років тому

    @charliebad
    I agree. I stated earlier that they are wasteful. I simply find it important not to accuse them of particular waste of which they are not guilty.

  • @SharkDude1
    @SharkDude1 16 років тому

    Remember awhile back when the Media would report that there where deaths linked to a certian drug because to much of something was in it, or it was tainted with something not commenly found in it? That always blew my mind! How come Drug Dealers are not responsible and do the right thing....Like RECALL there drugs/product when it is linked to cause un-timely deaths from useing the product? Congress should take action on this!!

  • @Hamstercheeks-z1s
    @Hamstercheeks-z1s 12 років тому +13

    I wish real politics was like this!

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 4 роки тому

    12 years down the line, not much progress has been achieved in Congress.

  • @BenGras
    @BenGras 4 роки тому +2

    ‘Unilateral support’?

  • @lokithegodkiller
    @lokithegodkiller 2 роки тому +1

    It's more sad that how accurate this is about today's politics.

  • @brandonveltri2825
    @brandonveltri2825 4 роки тому +3

    How did they miss “Operation Icebreaker” from breaking bad?

  • @sakurabuffet_3439
    @sakurabuffet_3439 Рік тому +1

    horse kick is pretty good

  • @3strikesyoureout
    @3strikesyoureout 2 роки тому +2

    How about _Operation Mafia Pharmaceutical_

  • @scientificviking
    @scientificviking 6 років тому +20

    Operation Meth Mullet
    Operation Meth Melting
    Operation MURDER METH
    Edit: Operation Methandfedup

    • @rolfen
      @rolfen 5 років тому

      what?

  • @alexanderwalker2327
    @alexanderwalker2327 4 роки тому +3

    Was anyone else trying to come up with a name in their head as well? 😂😂😂

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Рік тому

      Operation Voice In My Head

  • @TheMagmagoblin
    @TheMagmagoblin 12 років тому +10

    Crystal Doom?

  • @joelspringman523
    @joelspringman523 Рік тому +1

    "Spaghetti".
    Spaghetti is very cool.

  • @patrickhiggins1811
    @patrickhiggins1811 2 роки тому +1

    “The bill has unilateral support”

  • @familiescharf4207
    @familiescharf4207 Рік тому +2

    Operation Crystal Clear

  • @PixelSubstream
    @PixelSubstream 2 роки тому

    ive had so many team projects in school that felt like this

  • @declansteele2061
    @declansteele2061 2 роки тому +1

    As an Australian I really miss when America was funny, not scary.

  • @julianrod
    @julianrod 16 років тому +3

    pronking brainstorming!!

  • @TroIIingThemSoftly
    @TroIIingThemSoftly Рік тому +2

    Operation Methsplosion

  • @Himbeertoni90
    @Himbeertoni90 13 років тому +7

    operation: double rainbow

  • @spinblackcircles
    @spinblackcircles 3 роки тому

    Obviously the best one was ‘operation m-meth. Just meth’’

  • @pervysage35
    @pervysage35 13 років тому +15

    @volcanotornado7
    there's some dealer, in your neighborhood
    who you gonna call
    METHBUSTERS!!!!!

  • @gamerknown
    @gamerknown 13 років тому +6

    Meth O.D. management.
    Garden of methsamaene.