Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Drug Law

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  • @frankmcgovern5445
    @frankmcgovern5445 4 роки тому +2801

    Operation Icebreaker.
    They call meth “ice.” It’s objectively fucking awesome.

  • @lmm85
    @lmm85 16 років тому +992

    The Patriot Act was really close to be named the Eagle Act.
    I'm glad the congress works day and night for the sake of America.

    • @1brianm7
      @1brianm7 2 роки тому +22

      Lol, also this comment is older then my little sister.

    • @DwAboutItManFr
      @DwAboutItManFr 2 роки тому

      The patriot act is a disgrace and the name is disingenuous, nothing less patriotic that this act.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 2 роки тому +6

      @@1brianm7
      And just as funny as the day it was written.

    • @Blorp_
      @Blorp_ Рік тому +1

      @@1brianm7 that feels very weird

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint Рік тому

      @@1brianm7 You have a Jaden Smith brain.

  • @zippydance
    @zippydance 6 років тому +2505

    I thought Operation Hardball was pretty decent tbh

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 5 років тому +96

      "Operation heartland promise" jeezus congressman hit me in da feelz 😅

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 4 роки тому +38

      Bloodeye wasn't bad either

    • @newwaveinfantry8362
      @newwaveinfantry8362 3 роки тому +14

      Operation Future was perfect.

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 3 роки тому +9

      Not as cool as Operation Horse Kick 😂

    • @Kowasi
      @Kowasi 3 роки тому +20

      @@vanillajack5925 Operation Horse Kick is for when they move against Ketamine…

  • @desp8161
    @desp8161 6 років тому +2581

    Operation Aftermeth

  • @j.k.4875
    @j.k.4875 6 років тому +3678

    Operation Crackdown!

    • @_sky_3123
      @_sky_3123 5 років тому +56

      I would like this two times if I could!

    • @farmiluc
      @farmiluc 5 років тому +26

      @@_sky_3123 Did it for you dw

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 роки тому +10

      Omg yes! Genius

    • @vbcbsrnkk8029
      @vbcbsrnkk8029 4 роки тому +1

      That’s also pop up in my head

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 4 роки тому +47

      It’s methamphetamine, not crack. Back to the drawing board boys

  • @manfromnantucket9544
    @manfromnantucket9544 7 років тому +2930

    Operation Crystal Method

  • @jamesschaefer7530
    @jamesschaefer7530 9 років тому +1933

    Our tax dollars hard at work.

    • @joshuastoughton9444
      @joshuastoughton9444 6 років тому +240

      The onion really needs to quit posting actual footage of congress, how else are our hardworking politicians supposed to pretend to be doing things?

    • @baconsir1159
      @baconsir1159 4 роки тому +5

      This is a skit

    • @kirchoffkyle
      @kirchoffkyle 4 роки тому +84

      @@baconsir1159 no it's not, this was actual footage, in the end they settled on operation crackdown

    • @just_a_tepig3611
      @just_a_tepig3611 4 роки тому +9

      At least these people are actually working on laws

    • @RomanesEuntDomus.
      @RomanesEuntDomus. 2 місяці тому

      That's a great name!!

  • @kualarompin589
    @kualarompin589 5 років тому +1440

    Operation Crystal Clear?

  • @fredericmartin7352
    @fredericmartin7352 4 роки тому +1122

    I feel like they missed the fairly obvious "Operation Overdose"

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 5 років тому +764

    Operation: Pipe Dream

  • @Dr3amtime
    @Dr3amtime 3 роки тому +308

    If only there were a way to help them stay awake and sharpen their thinking.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly Рік тому +7

      Having teeth and skin without lesions is highly overrated, anyway.

  • @LittleB2007
    @LittleB2007 5 років тому +441

    I agree with Rep. Nelson (D-Connecticut). "Operation Meth Squash" is too hard to say.

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 4 роки тому +17

      Plus it sounds like a drink.

    • @realitant
      @realitant 4 роки тому +7

      I just imagine a squash full of meth

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus 4 роки тому +3

      It's a new form of squash, but all the players are on meth

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 3 роки тому +291

    You gotta love this bipartisan effort.

    • @LotsChrono
      @LotsChrono 2 роки тому +6

      @Ricky Smith Hard work, as you can see.

  • @conall9415
    @conall9415 3 роки тому +337

    I mean we do take cool sounding government operation name for granted, I imagine it does take a lot of brainstorming.

    • @dwallen2012
      @dwallen2012 2 роки тому +13

      Right, was thinking that lol

  • @akhalil93
    @akhalil93 16 років тому +957

    "all those in favor of a 30 minute recess"
    "I"
    "I"
    "30 minute recess is granted. we'll reconvene back here in... uh... make it an hour"
    ROFL... i love that

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +32

      But we really do need to come up with that name

    • @TheEnergizer94
      @TheEnergizer94 4 роки тому +3

      Hi from the future

    • @justapassingperson6546
      @justapassingperson6546 3 роки тому

      @@TheEnergizer94 hi from the future

    • @TheEnergizer94
      @TheEnergizer94 3 роки тому

      @@justapassingperson6546 hi from the present

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 3 роки тому +19

      It's been 12 years but... "aye." 😂

  • @TheTrashcanGoblin
    @TheTrashcanGoblin 12 років тому +355

    Operation Crystal-Death?

  • @TheReggaeMortis
    @TheReggaeMortis 12 років тому +651

    methbusters

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 4 роки тому +11

      @@sean2620 Wow, a comment from 26 minutes ago. UA-cam recommendations at work again.

    • @somedude0921
      @somedude0921 4 роки тому +3

      @@chesscomsupport8689 ayee

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 2 роки тому

      @@sean2620
      I’m still here, two years after you.

    • @zoomzoomzoohouse
      @zoomzoomzoohouse Рік тому +1

      sorry for giving you a notif on a comment you made 10 years ago but by jolly GOSH does this need more likes

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 11 років тому +521

    i move that we call it "Operation Buzzkill."

  • @StrazdasLT
    @StrazdasLT 8 років тому +331

    Ironically the real name agaisnt meth became "Meth - not even once"

    • @BukanSatyaAlfiSyahr
      @BukanSatyaAlfiSyahr 5 років тому

      Lol you r righy

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 4 роки тому +31

      What a lame name. Politician are even worse at naming things than scientists. Global Environment and Trade Study, Human Security Gateway, Labour Research Department, Latin American Public Opinion Project, Russian and Eurasian Security Network, Ray C. Bliss Institute of Applied Politics, Center for Global Politics
      , Center for Security Studies, Center for Strategic Research, Center for Strategic Studies. Jeeeeeeeeeeez these names.

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 4 роки тому +21

      @@PresidentialWinner Who said scientists are bad at naming things? Most of the scientific names of creatures actually translate to some interesting stuff. Like the T-Rex, for instance. Unless you're talking about the organizations scientists work at,then yeah, you're probably right...

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja 4 роки тому

      @@PresidentialWinner ......

    • @Ghesh_Vargiet
      @Ghesh_Vargiet 4 роки тому

      @@Blade.5786 they just use numbers

  • @NickSolo420
    @NickSolo420 12 років тому +211

    Operation Tweeker Sweeper

  • @gredangeo
    @gredangeo 16 років тому +62

    "THE NAME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE PRODUCT" lol!

  • @Wafflepudding
    @Wafflepudding 12 років тому +257

    I actually liked "Operation Eagle Scream". Sounds fuckin awesome

  • @rebca_
    @rebca_ 4 роки тому +54

    "Congressm- woman Keller"

  • @janamejayadharmapuri4187
    @janamejayadharmapuri4187 4 роки тому +44

    My favorite was “Just ‘Meth’” at 2:02 lol

  • @fortepiano4491
    @fortepiano4491 5 років тому +95

    Operation Methmatics

  • @doodelay
    @doodelay 12 років тому +94

    lmao this guy said "Meth punch" xD

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 роки тому +6

      How about “Five Finger Meth Punch”?

  • @mikesendec3972
    @mikesendec3972 3 роки тому +45

    Operation crystal sunset
    Operation shadow speaker
    Operation heart rate
    Operation tired eyes
    Operation seven dawns
    Operation dry shot
    Operation bubble breaker.
    Operation zombie stopper

    • @DuckInGameStop
      @DuckInGameStop 2 роки тому +3

      crystal sunset sounds so fucking cool and I have no idea why

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому +2

      Crystal sunset is good but the rest suck

  • @rockmom62
    @rockmom62 16 років тому +25

    "Id like to suggest we go home, and think about this" LOL!

  • @TroIIingThemSoftly
    @TroIIingThemSoftly Рік тому +9

    Old Onion is the best Onion.

  • @nbecnbec
    @nbecnbec 4 роки тому +29

    "the bill has unilateral support"

  • @qumulus22
    @qumulus22 16 років тому +102

    I mean, this is a little over the top, but it really speaks to Congress' inability to get things done and their tendency to focus on irrelevant things.

    • @Sourcoolness
      @Sourcoolness Рік тому +2

      14 years ago when you posted this comment, was that the day you discovered what satire was?

    • @GameyCat
      @GameyCat Рік тому

      5 months ago when you posted this comment, was that the day you discovered that you wanted to be a dick?@@Sourcoolness

  • @khizerj
    @khizerj 14 років тому +41

    OPERATION CRACK ATTACK

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 4 роки тому +9

    Their minds were really pronked right now.

  • @BippyTheGuy
    @BippyTheGuy 5 років тому +28

    Personally, I'm a fan of Heartland Promise.

  • @nanotech2080
    @nanotech2080 13 років тому +39

    The funny thing is that this is how it actually happens.

  • @kaminarigaston
    @kaminarigaston 14 років тому +119

    "Operation Muhhameth"
    That would scare a few people.

  • @zedmarks
    @zedmarks 14 років тому +42

    How uncreative the government has become...
    "Operation: Lil' Wayne"

  • @royal-blackcat
    @royal-blackcat 4 роки тому +28

    "the bill has unilateral support" 😂

    • @ashtremble
      @ashtremble Рік тому +1

      that's the funniest part of this entire thing lmfao

  • @ylette
    @ylette 4 роки тому +13

    Waepon of Meth Destruction.

  • @TommyAngelo1337
    @TommyAngelo1337 4 роки тому +15

    Operation Heartland Promise, written by Tom Clancy.

  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 8 місяців тому +1

    Hilarious how he thought 'meth squash' was too hard to say and he starts off with 'eagle scream' 😂

  • @GeneralGoosey
    @GeneralGoosey 12 років тому +47

    Operation Methapocalypse

  • @Lumerlume11
    @Lumerlume11 2 роки тому +3

    Plot twist they went on "vacation" for the next month after 5 minutes of hard "work"

  • @NeoRipshaft
    @NeoRipshaft 6 років тому +8

    lol I love how they use Robert Green Ingersoll's name as the reference for the speaker - among the best America has ever offered the world.

  • @ElJulioso
    @ElJulioso 5 років тому +8

    Operation Meth Punch was pretty good, except it kind of sounds like a punch bowl that has been spiked with meth.

  • @alexnadim
    @alexnadim 16 років тому +7

    horse kick .. eagle scream ... so cute .. i suggest the elephunt jump opration!
    lol

  • @Victor-tl4dk
    @Victor-tl4dk Рік тому +3

    The three of us LOL😂😂😂

  • @u.v.s.5583
    @u.v.s.5583 2 роки тому +8

    So they decided to postpone the operation until they come up with the name that everybody agrees with. "We cannot fight organized crime with an operation that is called Flea Bite, after all," the spokesman said.

  • @hsugraduation2103
    @hsugraduation2103 9 місяців тому +2

    I still think this is more productive than what congress actually does.

  • @kerbyman93
    @kerbyman93 12 років тому +13

    i thought they were going to have to come up with a name for the recess

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino Рік тому +3

    USA be like:
    - Effect of the law: Increase spending for public schools by 0,002%
    - Name of the law: OPERATION PATRIOT STORM

  • @wademedlin6831
    @wademedlin6831 2 роки тому +4

    I gotta say it…. I’m kinda leaning towards
    Operation Eagle Scream.

  • @matthew8153
    @matthew8153 Рік тому +2

    If only there were a substance that could help them stay up for days on end to come up with a name for this bill…

  • @ryancantrell2278
    @ryancantrell2278 Рік тому +4

    Operation Heartland Promise is honestly pretty good.

  • @jims5557
    @jims5557 12 років тому +65

    Lmfao operation horse kick!

    • @rolfen
      @rolfen 5 років тому +6

      Too animal-related.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 роки тому +1

      That would be better for heroin.

  • @breakfreak3181
    @breakfreak3181 Рік тому +2

    Horse Kick
    😂😂😂

  • @maverickloggins5470
    @maverickloggins5470 3 роки тому +1

    Shocked nobody suggested Operation Nunya BisMeth

  • @Catend
    @Catend 16 років тому +4

    So reassuring they are hard at work on this.

  • @SolidSnake59
    @SolidSnake59 2 роки тому +1

    "Are any of those names not animal related?
    -Well,....no"
    XD

  • @gdogvibes1
    @gdogvibes1 12 років тому +12

    LOOL thirty minute recess, then he's like fuck that shit make it an hour XD

  • @chrisahearn789
    @chrisahearn789 4 роки тому +4

    Heartland promise sounded alright

  • @chaz76vette
    @chaz76vette 16 років тому +3

    I second that motion

  • @SeeSwann
    @SeeSwann 16 років тому +13

    How about "No Mo Meth"

  • @ShaunCheah
    @ShaunCheah 4 роки тому +1

    Can't believe nobody suggested Icebreaker.

  • @yaboi7773
    @yaboi7773 4 роки тому +3

    Operation Meth: We’re on it

  • @Darkfire612
    @Darkfire612 4 роки тому +2

    Awe man why does this fit so well

  • @Zebred2001
    @Zebred2001 5 років тому +5

    Operation Methmeister, Operation Methorama, The Methanator ...

  • @mcknight9127
    @mcknight9127 15 років тому +8

    lol operation:Horse Kick

  • @userneime
    @userneime 5 років тому +2

    She was so sure she had it with methacre but they ignored her 😅😂

  • @al35tr
    @al35tr 5 років тому +11

    Operation meth: we're on it

  • @b5201
    @b5201 16 років тому +50

    I love how people think that they are smart for figuring out that this is fake. I think the onion needs to attract smarter people.

    • @VoltaireVI
      @VoltaireVI Рік тому +1

      Here are no comments which state viewers took this video seriously.

  • @TommyAngelo1337
    @TommyAngelo1337 4 роки тому +2

    Meth Massacre is pretty badass.

  • @AtomicE77
    @AtomicE77 16 років тому +9

    "Operation Methamphetamine's Operation"

  • @BenGras
    @BenGras 4 роки тому +2

    ‘Unilateral support’?

  • @julianrod
    @julianrod 16 років тому +3

    pronking brainstorming!!

  • @christiangoth84
    @christiangoth84 16 років тому

    @charliebad
    I agree. I stated earlier that they are wasteful. I simply find it important not to accuse them of particular waste of which they are not guilty.

  • @SharkDude1
    @SharkDude1 16 років тому

    Remember awhile back when the Media would report that there where deaths linked to a certian drug because to much of something was in it, or it was tainted with something not commenly found in it? That always blew my mind! How come Drug Dealers are not responsible and do the right thing....Like RECALL there drugs/product when it is linked to cause un-timely deaths from useing the product? Congress should take action on this!!

  • @durururururururu
    @durururururururu 4 роки тому +2

    This is why open source is great.

  • @brandonveltri2825
    @brandonveltri2825 4 роки тому +3

    How did they miss “Operation Icebreaker” from breaking bad?

  • @3strikesyoureout
    @3strikesyoureout 2 роки тому +2

    How about _Operation Mafia Pharmaceutical_

  • @sakurabuffet_3439
    @sakurabuffet_3439 Рік тому +1

    horse kick is pretty good

  • @Hamstercheeks-z1s
    @Hamstercheeks-z1s 12 років тому +13

    I wish real politics was like this!

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 4 роки тому

    12 years down the line, not much progress has been achieved in Congress.

  • @patrickhiggins1811
    @patrickhiggins1811 2 роки тому +1

    “The bill has unilateral support”

  • @PixelSubstream
    @PixelSubstream 2 роки тому

    ive had so many team projects in school that felt like this

  • @TheMagmagoblin
    @TheMagmagoblin 12 років тому +10

    Crystal Doom?

  • @terribleatgames-rippedoff
    @terribleatgames-rippedoff Рік тому +1

    The Waltuh Act.

  • @joelspringman523
    @joelspringman523 Рік тому +1

    "Spaghetti".
    Spaghetti is very cool.

  • @MurphyMoose94
    @MurphyMoose94 14 років тому +2

    OPERATION: Falcon Slayer Nightfall Blackeye Crackdown Force of JUSTICE

  • @Mandrake591
    @Mandrake591 4 роки тому +1

    Meth Quake!
    Meth Blockers!
    Methopotamia!

    • @SteveBarton13
      @SteveBarton13 4 місяці тому +1

      and The Methopotamians, great band!

  • @familiescharf4207
    @familiescharf4207 Рік тому +2

    Operation Crystal Clear

  • @InsanePickle007
    @InsanePickle007 12 років тому +3

    eagle scream sounds awesome

  • @scientificviking
    @scientificviking 6 років тому +20

    Operation Meth Mullet
    Operation Meth Melting
    Operation MURDER METH
    Edit: Operation Methandfedup

    • @rolfen
      @rolfen 5 років тому

      what?

  • @pervysage35
    @pervysage35 13 років тому +15

    @volcanotornado7
    there's some dealer, in your neighborhood
    who you gonna call
    METHBUSTERS!!!!!

  • @TroIIingThemSoftly
    @TroIIingThemSoftly Рік тому +2

    Operation Methsplosion

  • @lokithegodkiller
    @lokithegodkiller 2 роки тому +1

    It's more sad that how accurate this is about today's politics.

  • @oldschoolzaba
    @oldschoolzaba 16 років тому +2

    Operation Crystal Chronicles.
    Wait, dang it Square Enix!

  • @jim0_o
    @jim0_o 16 років тому +6

    METH-BUsTERs!!! damnit ! :D

  • @xxximreallycoolxxx
    @xxximreallycoolxxx 16 років тому

    the way he says eagle scream is nice

  • @Phailup
    @Phailup 15 років тому +1

    rofl!! "lets have a 30 minute break, its going to take about an hour" XD XD