"all those in favor of a 30 minute recess" "I" "I" "30 minute recess is granted. we'll reconvene back here in... uh... make it an hour" ROFL... i love that
What a lame name. Politician are even worse at naming things than scientists. Global Environment and Trade Study, Human Security Gateway, Labour Research Department, Latin American Public Opinion Project, Russian and Eurasian Security Network, Ray C. Bliss Institute of Applied Politics, Center for Global Politics , Center for Security Studies, Center for Strategic Research, Center for Strategic Studies. Jeeeeeeeeeeez these names.
@@PresidentialWinner Who said scientists are bad at naming things? Most of the scientific names of creatures actually translate to some interesting stuff. Like the T-Rex, for instance. Unless you're talking about the organizations scientists work at,then yeah, you're probably right...
I mean, this is a little over the top, but it really speaks to Congress' inability to get things done and their tendency to focus on irrelevant things.
@charliebad I agree. I stated earlier that they are wasteful. I simply find it important not to accuse them of particular waste of which they are not guilty.
So they decided to postpone the operation until they come up with the name that everybody agrees with. "We cannot fight organized crime with an operation that is called Flea Bite, after all," the spokesman said.
Remember awhile back when the Media would report that there where deaths linked to a certian drug because to much of something was in it, or it was tainted with something not commenly found in it? That always blew my mind! How come Drug Dealers are not responsible and do the right thing....Like RECALL there drugs/product when it is linked to cause un-timely deaths from useing the product? Congress should take action on this!!
I'm not entirely sure i got the supreme court death penalty video... were they just saying that most judges and people in power have no idea what they are voting on?
Operation Icebreaker.
They call meth “ice.” It’s objectively fucking awesome.
Facts
Nice one
What, like the mint?
I'll be thinking "operation breath mint"
A name that will crush the meth market and blow it into smoke.
The Patriot Act was really close to be named the Eagle Act.
I'm glad the congress works day and night for the sake of America.
Lol, also this comment is older then my little sister.
The patriot act is a disgrace and the name is disingenuous, nothing less patriotic that this act.
@@1brianm7
And just as funny as the day it was written.
@@1brianm7 that feels very weird
@@1brianm7 You have a Jaden Smith brain.
I thought Operation Hardball was pretty decent tbh
"Operation heartland promise" jeezus congressman hit me in da feelz 😅
Bloodeye wasn't bad either
Operation Future was perfect.
Not as cool as Operation Horse Kick 😂
@@vanillajack5925 Operation Horse Kick is for when they move against Ketamine…
Operation Aftermeth
This is the one though
You're elected.
Death-Methal.
Aftermeth in Ancient Greek would be MetaMeth. Not bad.
“Isn’t he a bit old to be a drug dealer?”
“That’s Meth-U-Sell-Ah.”
Operation Crackdown!
I would like this two times if I could!
@@_sky_3123 Did it for you dw
Omg yes! Genius
That’s also pop up in my head
It’s methamphetamine, not crack. Back to the drawing board boys
Our tax dollars hard at work.
The onion really needs to quit posting actual footage of congress, how else are our hardworking politicians supposed to pretend to be doing things?
This is a skit
@@baconsir1159 no it's not, this was actual footage, in the end they settled on operation crackdown
At least these people are actually working on laws
That's a great name!!
Operation Crystal Method
You win
Ok GTA V online mission
That's gud
🎶 That's the name of the game 🎶
Operation Crystal Clear?
How are you not in the Congress
You got my vote
That is really good!
Very educated, take my tax money
That’s pretty good
I feel like they missed the fairly obvious "Operation Overdose"
Operation overlord
333rd like pog.
Operation Overkill
Icebreaker is better.
How about "meth and destruction"?
Operation: Pipe Dream
E
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If only there were a way to help them stay awake and sharpen their thinking.
Having teeth and skin without lesions is highly overrated, anyway.
I agree with Rep. Nelson (D-Connecticut). "Operation Meth Squash" is too hard to say.
Plus it sounds like a drink.
I just imagine a squash full of meth
It's a new form of squash, but all the players are on meth
You gotta love this bipartisan effort.
@Ricky Smith Hard work, as you can see.
I mean we do take cool sounding government operation name for granted, I imagine it does take a lot of brainstorming.
Right, was thinking that lol
"all those in favor of a 30 minute recess"
"I"
"I"
"30 minute recess is granted. we'll reconvene back here in... uh... make it an hour"
ROFL... i love that
But we really do need to come up with that name
Hi from the future
@@TheEnergizer94 hi from the future
@@justapassingperson6546 hi from the present
It's been 12 years but... "aye." 😂
Operation Crystal-Death?
PERFECT
MY GOD
IT’S BEAUTIFUL!!
methbusters
@@sean2620 Wow, a comment from 26 minutes ago. UA-cam recommendations at work again.
@@chesscomsupport8689 ayee
@@sean2620
I’m still here, two years after you.
sorry for giving you a notif on a comment you made 10 years ago but by jolly GOSH does this need more likes
i move that we call it "Operation Buzzkill."
Opinunate ted lets keep it for buzzfeed
Ironically the real name agaisnt meth became "Meth - not even once"
Lol you r righy
What a lame name. Politician are even worse at naming things than scientists. Global Environment and Trade Study, Human Security Gateway, Labour Research Department, Latin American Public Opinion Project, Russian and Eurasian Security Network, Ray C. Bliss Institute of Applied Politics, Center for Global Politics
, Center for Security Studies, Center for Strategic Research, Center for Strategic Studies. Jeeeeeeeeeeez these names.
@@PresidentialWinner Who said scientists are bad at naming things? Most of the scientific names of creatures actually translate to some interesting stuff. Like the T-Rex, for instance. Unless you're talking about the organizations scientists work at,then yeah, you're probably right...
@@PresidentialWinner ......
@@Blade.5786 they just use numbers
Operation Tweeker Sweeper
You still alive?
@@jakeweston13 Are you?
@@chaos2inferno no
My favorite was “Just ‘Meth’” at 2:02 lol
"THE NAME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE PRODUCT" lol!
"Congressm- woman Keller"
I actually liked "Operation Eagle Scream". Sounds fuckin awesome
Worst tbh.
@@ashutoshsamantaray2572 Horse Kick is worse
"AAAAAAA"
-eagle
All those in favor of Operation Dragon Roar...
Operation crystal sunset
Operation shadow speaker
Operation heart rate
Operation tired eyes
Operation seven dawns
Operation dry shot
Operation bubble breaker.
Operation zombie stopper
crystal sunset sounds so fucking cool and I have no idea why
Crystal sunset is good but the rest suck
Operation Methmatics
lmao this guy said "Meth punch" xD
How about “Five Finger Meth Punch”?
"Id like to suggest we go home, and think about this" LOL!
Old Onion is the best Onion.
Hilarious how he thought 'meth squash' was too hard to say and he starts off with 'eagle scream' 😂
Personally, I'm a fan of Heartland Promise.
"the bill has unilateral support"
Ah, the good old days.
I mean, this is a little over the top, but it really speaks to Congress' inability to get things done and their tendency to focus on irrelevant things.
14 years ago when you posted this comment, was that the day you discovered what satire was?
5 months ago when you posted this comment, was that the day you discovered that you wanted to be a dick?@@Sourcoolness
OPERATION CRACK ATTACK
Waepon of Meth Destruction.
"Operation Muhhameth"
That would scare a few people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mike Tyson trying to say Muhammad
I still think this is more productive than what congress actually does.
The funny thing is that this is how it actually happens.
Their minds were really pronked right now.
Pronk them all.
"the bill has unilateral support" 😂
that's the funniest part of this entire thing lmfao
How uncreative the government has become...
"Operation: Lil' Wayne"
😂
They already did Operation Wheezy F Baby
Operation Heartland Promise, written by Tom Clancy.
Operation Methapocalypse
horse kick .. eagle scream ... so cute .. i suggest the elephunt jump opration!
lol
Plot twist they went on "vacation" for the next month after 5 minutes of hard "work"
The three of us LOL😂😂😂
Horse Kick
😂😂😂
I second that motion
lol I love how they use Robert Green Ingersoll's name as the reference for the speaker - among the best America has ever offered the world.
LOOL thirty minute recess, then he's like fuck that shit make it an hour XD
@charliebad
I agree. I stated earlier that they are wasteful. I simply find it important not to accuse them of particular waste of which they are not guilty.
Heartland promise sounded alright
‘Unilateral support’?
Operation Meth: We’re on it
So they decided to postpone the operation until they come up with the name that everybody agrees with. "We cannot fight organized crime with an operation that is called Flea Bite, after all," the spokesman said.
Operation Heartland Promise is honestly pretty good.
i thought they were going to have to come up with a name for the recess
lol operation:Horse Kick
"Are any of those names not animal related?
-Well,....no"
XD
So reassuring they are hard at work on this.
Shocked nobody suggested Operation Nunya BisMeth
Meth Massacre is pretty badass.
Awe man why does this fit so well
Can't believe nobody suggested Icebreaker.
I gotta say it…. I’m kinda leaning towards
Operation Eagle Scream.
How about "No Mo Meth"
I like this
USA be like:
- Effect of the law: Increase spending for public schools by 0,002%
- Name of the law: OPERATION PATRIOT STORM
Operation Crystal Clear
pronking brainstorming!!
horse kick is pretty good
If only there were a substance that could help them stay up for days on end to come up with a name for this bill…
Lmfao operation horse kick!
Too animal-related.
That would be better for heroin.
Operation meth: we're on it
Operation Meth Punch was pretty good, except it kind of sounds like a punch bowl that has been spiked with meth.
Operation Methmeister, Operation Methorama, The Methanator ...
She was so sure she had it with methacre but they ignored her 😅😂
Crystal Doom?
How about _Operation Mafia Pharmaceutical_
Remember awhile back when the Media would report that there where deaths linked to a certian drug because to much of something was in it, or it was tainted with something not commenly found in it? That always blew my mind! How come Drug Dealers are not responsible and do the right thing....Like RECALL there drugs/product when it is linked to cause un-timely deaths from useing the product? Congress should take action on this!!
Meth Quake!
Meth Blockers!
Methopotamia!
and The Methopotamians, great band!
"Operation Methamphetamine's Operation"
ive had so many team projects in school that felt like this
"operation hot air shit pump"
OPERATION: Falcon Slayer Nightfall Blackeye Crackdown Force of JUSTICE
I love how people think that they are smart for figuring out that this is fake. I think the onion needs to attract smarter people.
Here are no comments which state viewers took this video seriously.
@volcanotornado7
there's some dealer, in your neighborhood
who you gonna call
METHBUSTERS!!!!!
This is why open source is great.
How did they miss “Operation Icebreaker” from breaking bad?
12 years down the line, not much progress has been achieved in Congress.
I wish real politics was like this!
I like meth attack
The Waltuh Act.
Deathamphetamines
Operation Methsplosion
I'm not entirely sure i got the supreme court death penalty video... were they just saying that most judges and people in power have no idea what they are voting on?
It's more sad that how accurate this is about today's politics.
"Spaghetti".
Spaghetti is very cool.
Operation Methlord
the way he says eagle scream is nice
Who ya gonna call? METH-BUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!