Ninja Turtles on motorcycles is actually a step backwards. The Ninja Turtles franchise is based on an old drawing of a turtle decked out in ninja gear, which was considered clever and funny at the time because turtles are slow, and ninjas were just starting to enter pop culture. But a turtle riding in a fast vehicle is such an old and corny joke, I guarantee there are comics over 100 years old where the tortoise beats the hare in a race by flying a plane or something.
There's a Looney Toon/Merrie Melody with Bugs Bunny doing The Tortoise & The Hare where he tortoise in question actually has rockets in his shell. So yep.
This Turtle doesn't even know who he is. He's wearing the wrong letter (which he lost) on the wrong weapon belt (which he lost the weapons to) and he's on the wrong bike (which apparently he broke). I dub this poor turtle: Donarapheonardolangelo.
I had a bunch of these friction driven toys when I was kid, my guess as to why you can't get it to roll is that the flywheel in the friction motor doesn't weigh enough, so it can't make enough torque to keep the motorcycle upright.
He doesn't need to act abusive when he's the best in putting down her Shinobi stuff especially when she tries to be a Turtle and they don't. Seriously, he's probably the most anti-Venus out of the four with shit like "A little less meditating and a little more hitting the books and we wouldn't be having this problem, Venus!" and "We don't need you be a laptop, we need you to be a Shinobi."
WOW, someone else has this?? I'm glad I'm not the only who collects such obscure shit. Your videos are validation for me with my wife. Thanks Phelous!!
BOOTLEGS ON MOTORCYCLES Not sure this could pass as legit: the Turtle's mouth isn't open so the audience can see the guy inside the suit I dunno. Neither of these toys have Ann Wisburn songs playing.
@@minatempes4151 well ironically enough, bootleg figures were made before there were any official ones where you could actually take the faces off and see the endoskeletons. Maybe NECA could release a 7” deluxe action figure where you can get details like that. Just hope it’s a one-off, because Funko’s been on a roll with their figures.
now we need a bootleg of the bootleg of the bootleg with Leo and a bootleg of the bootleg of the bootleg of the bootleg with Mike and we will have the TMNT gang
I laughed way too hard and way too long at that end skit. Who knew how much joy I can get from watching a Canadian man playing with TMNT knockoff toys?
It's sad to me that these are hard to get, thanks in large part to you I've taken to collecting any bootlegs of my favorite properties I can find (including a hilariously bad Mexican bootleg April O'Neil I picked up) but they're just so rare and expensive now it's not feasible to grab many on my budget. Guess I just need to travel abroad more and raid cheap stores.
I'm still waiting for you to review "The Boy Who Could Fly". Its title alone is perfect for your show. Then again, I haven't seen it in over 25 years so maybe its actually a good film? Naaaaah
*ACTUALLY* Before China being the bootleg empire, most of bootleg toy were made in Taiwan. In the 90s, Taiwan was on Special 301 Report watch list. Forced most of Taiwan's bootleg manufacturers to move to China. So, can't say there isn't any relationship.
Looking for the Turtles in Time arcade OST and...this pop up. I'm sorry, Phelan. I got on. Edit: Whoa, this turtles have about the same amount of sponsors as Kaneda did. So when are they going to fight the Super Shredder in the Olympic stadium?
Turtle riders Donatello: Turtles ride with honor. Steffilove: no they don't * shoot The motorcycle blows* tortoise rider Raphael: thank I really hated that guy *pays Steffilove* Steffielove: * shoots tortoise rider and takes all of his money* thannnnkss.
OH MAN, Phelous goin for that controversy! John Cena just groveled out a public apology to China for calling Taiwan a country, but Phelous don't give a shiiiiiiiiiiit!
kamen rider immediately pops out on my mind when i first saw the title but i don't think there's ever a kamen rider based on turtles, so this might be a good example also i think the price on 2:51 is an IDR (Indonesian Rupiah) currency price, so in US$ it's almost 3,5 bucks i assume, but i might be wrong about this.
Sooooo either the toys are cashing in on the Raph riding on the motorcycle shit from the Next Mutation or vice versa depending how many of these bootlegs are there.
They've erased Kenny Roberts and Freddie Spencer off their 500cc MotoGP bikes and replaced them with Leo and Mikey. If the toy bike looked like those that would be awesome.
So this Turtle Rider toys are what Donatello and Dr. Quease have been working on in the lab.
Does it make random noises when they turn it on?
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid Of course, dude. Why wouldn't it?
Makes sense. The Queasy Rider was part of their plan after all after Donnie got his ride.
Donnie really did succumb to the dark side then... we shall miss you, our friend. (NOT the TNM Donnie though.)
Yep
Burter: "Splinter's not athletic."
Splinter: "WHAT are you talking about?!" 😂
"I hate Splinter!"
Gotta get a gift, gotta get a gift, gotta get a gift, gotta get a gift for Shredder!
"Taiwan would beg to differ" is an incredibly deep cut of a joke
Wow, that episode of the Next Mutation was actually good.
Ninja Turtles on motorcycles is actually a step backwards. The Ninja Turtles franchise is based on an old drawing of a turtle decked out in ninja gear, which was considered clever and funny at the time because turtles are slow, and ninjas were just starting to enter pop culture. But a turtle riding in a fast vehicle is such an old and corny joke, I guarantee there are comics over 100 years old where the tortoise beats the hare in a race by flying a plane or something.
There's a Looney Toon/Merrie Melody with Bugs Bunny doing The Tortoise & The Hare where he tortoise in question actually has rockets in his shell. So yep.
I love bootleg zones! I'm geeatful someone is cataloging these bootlegs for everyone to see.
This Turtle doesn't even know who he is. He's wearing the wrong letter (which he lost) on the wrong weapon belt (which he lost the weapons to) and he's on the wrong bike (which apparently he broke).
I dub this poor turtle: Donarapheonardolangelo.
Seems like these bootleg sketches keep getting longer and I love how they merge every goofy turtles continuity into one mega-weird universe.
I had a bunch of these friction driven toys when I was kid, my guess as to why you can't get it to roll is that the flywheel in the friction motor doesn't weigh enough, so it can't make enough torque to keep the motorcycle upright.
Clearly they meant 10 scale meters, which is about 8 inches.
First 10 seconds is so Phelous.
You keep doing you.
Glad you get to share with us your weirdly specific interests. :D
"Time to go 10 meters...or else."
Actually, it was a typo and they mean 10cm of driving distance.
Donatello's new way is to do everything Raph does! Which hopefully doesn't include acting like an abusive boyfriend to Venus...
The Next Mutation reviews really have grown on us.
He doesn't need to act abusive when he's the best in putting down her Shinobi stuff especially when she tries to be a Turtle and they don't.
Seriously, he's probably the most anti-Venus out of the four with shit like "A little less meditating and a little more hitting the books and we wouldn't be having this problem, Venus!" and "We don't need you be a laptop, we need you to be a Shinobi."
@@dnmstarsi man, they really made his character the worst...
@@minatempes4151 He's definitely one of the worst things in The Next Mutation. And as a Donnie fan, this annoys the hell out of me.
Yup, Taiwan is definitely a real country that actually exists. Controversial statement, I know.
If you are John Cena trying to protect his money I guess.
@@chrisdryer Ooh, hot take. 🙄
It's right next to Palestine
It is if you're in any kind of business partnership with mainland China, which at this point is pretty much every industry.
Can confirm that Taiwan is indeed a real country. Geographic maps in the US stores shelves say so.
“We need to find a new way! A new turbo motorcycle way!”
I loved my authentic motorcycle with Raphael in a fire suit and a helmet
The turtle rider rides again.
Didn't I already see this Bootleg Zones episode? Oh, wait. It's *TURTLE* *RIDERS!* Totally different!
WOW, someone else has this?? I'm glad I'm not the only who collects such obscure shit. Your videos are validation for me with my wife. Thanks Phelous!!
BOOTLEGS ON MOTORCYCLES
Not sure this could pass as legit: the Turtle's mouth isn't open so the audience can see the guy inside the suit
I dunno. Neither of these toys have Ann Wisburn songs playing.
Well, not even FNaF action figures have mouths where you can see the people inside the suits, so I guess this is the world we live in.
@@wumpus976 How did no one think of that?
@@minatempes4151 well ironically enough, bootleg figures were made before there were any official ones where you could actually take the faces off and see the endoskeletons.
Maybe NECA could release a 7” deluxe action figure where you can get details like that. Just hope it’s a one-off, because Funko’s been on a roll with their figures.
The way that the last explosion was cut off part way by an ad made me laugh
now we need a bootleg of the bootleg of the bootleg with Leo and a bootleg of the bootleg of the bootleg of the bootleg with Mike and we will have the TMNT gang
Didn't the various licensed lines have bikes too? If you can afford it I'd like to see the bootleg TMNT bikes compared to the official toys
Turtle Rider? Goes really well with the Saber Rider theme song. :D
those 10 meters are to the scale of the figures
"The ride you can never take!"
TNM Donnie: "Why?"
Too bad there isn’t enough hands to have all of these bootleg vehicles do a Grand Prix; be kinda hilarious to watch.
I was hoping Harvey Birdhole would provide color commentary on the Great Rider Race.
It’s fun knowing all of this is cataloged🙂
Maybe Donatello made this for Raph but he is taking it for a test drive
A pullback toy going 10 meters would be impressive. Like....stupid impressive.
I laughed way too hard and way too long at that end skit. Who knew how much joy I can get from watching a Canadian man playing with TMNT knockoff toys?
Few people can make playing with crappy toys as entertaining as you can. :)
🎼"I hate Turtle Rider!"
Mike-atello is Brain Dead.
Terrific motorcycle turtles event! Great ending skit too! One of your best Turtles bootleg videos for sure!
I'm amazed they even stand when taken of their cycles. Well, stand may be said too much. Both versions look like they are trying to take a sh-t.
"Ripoff in a half shell , BOOTLEG POWER"
Adolescent Hybrid Shinobi Testudines.
Still makes more sense than the flash on a motorcycle.
Or Sonic in a car.
Hello Phelous I saw you Review to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys. That Cover on 1:40 is not from Germany it's Switzerland!
Still better than the Next Mutation, an actual TMNT property.
At this point, *anything* is better than Next Mutation...
It's sad to me that these are hard to get, thanks in large part to you I've taken to collecting any bootlegs of my favorite properties I can find (including a hilariously bad Mexican bootleg April O'Neil I picked up) but they're just so rare and expensive now it's not feasible to grab many on my budget. Guess I just need to travel abroad more and raid cheap stores.
Would it be possible for you to lend yours to phelan and we could get episodes of them?
@@minatempes4151 That's a great idea but I wasn't aware that he ever did any reviews of figures that he didn't personally own and collect.
“Ninja Turtles Bootlegs! I never thought I’d sEe the day your cover some more of those”
Cannot light on my emergency survival campfire with Turtle Riders. Wouldn't recommend.
Impeccable timing dear Mr P, really needed this today. Thank you.
Idk why, but these videos make my day 😂
Thanks to democracy you can get a fully realized card back on TMNT bootleg.
The skits are always an amusing exercise in pure insanity.
"I didn't even knock anyone over!" Story of my life. 12:13
13:31 "I HATE BOOTLEG SPLINTER!"
You should play TMNT rescue-palooza, it's really good it's 4 players with a lot of characters and references
Some real Phelous deep-cuts in today's skit, love it! 👍
Love these tmnt bootleg zones
I'm still waiting for you to review "The Boy Who Could Fly". Its title alone is perfect for your show. Then again, I haven't seen it in over 25 years so maybe its actually a good film? Naaaaah
Time to get into the Turtle Van. I call s****un!
That's shotput
*ACTUALLY*
Before China being the bootleg empire, most of bootleg toy were made in Taiwan.
In the 90s, Taiwan was on Special 301 Report watch list. Forced most of Taiwan's bootleg manufacturers to move to China.
So, can't say there isn't any relationship.
China itself became a bootleg of other countries with better governments in comparison.
I think they were riding the coattails of Kamen Rider as well.
They see me rollin, they hatin
Actually the 10 meter minimum only applies to distance travelled when you drop it, preferably down a hole of some kind.
A new way?!? Damn it, Leonardo! You're not cool enough for a bootleg motorcycle!
Why did I read that in Next Mutation Raph's voice?
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Did you perhaps watch it recently?
@@mythplatypuspwned No... I think the stupidity of that show is starting to get to me... just by watching Phelous' reviews of the episodes...
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Yeah, that can happen. This is what happens when one is exposed to too much Next Mutation.
Tortoise in some random shell!! Shiller power! Phelous you find the best of bootlegs !
Looking for the Turtles in Time arcade OST and...this pop up.
I'm sorry, Phelan. I got on.
Edit: Whoa, this turtles have about the same amount of sponsors as Kaneda did. So when are they going to fight the Super Shredder in the Olympic stadium?
Bootleg of a bootleg??
It's bootleg-CEPTION!!
I take exCEPTION to that.
My brother had the Michelangelo one of them (or a similar rubber biking bootleg). He chewed it's hands off.
...Is your brother a dog? 0.0
Well this is a nice Bootleg Zones episode on the very funny Phelan channel.
Also I wish y'all a good day
Phelan Porteous' Bootleg Zone: Understanding international politics better than John Cena since 2021.
Any Galaxy Hole Riders out there? A bootleg biker Baltard would be awesome.
"We got Shannon, right in the Cannon"
ah my fave show is on, Turtle Riders Z abridged ! 😊 now my day is awesome
Next Turtles Bootleg : the Raph-car, from Bonesteel Company !
hey look at my bitching ride guys
car burnsout
Turtle riders Donatello: Turtles ride with honor. Steffilove: no they don't * shoot The motorcycle blows* tortoise rider Raphael: thank I really hated that guy *pays Steffilove* Steffielove: * shoots tortoise rider and takes all of his money* thannnnkss.
Next Mutation Mikey: (grabs Steffi Love's money and attempts to eat it) Mmmm....
Steffi Love: (grabs the money back) Hey, dicc weed! That's not food!
NM Mikey: Needs mayo! (Laughs)
Steffi: Shut the hell up, you brain dead sack of crap!
NM Mikey: Who's Brain Dad?
**Steffi* *shoots* *Mikey* *in* *the* *head**
Steffi: You are.
NM Mikey: Look Ma! I'm an open ketchup bottle! (Falls over dead)
Yo should do a bootleg zone on the tmnt classics their really good
And 'nother one!!
...Love it~
I forget if I had already commented before and it was removed for one reason or another, but you need some South Park content on your channel.
Then, in 2003, Burger King would copy these for a official kids meal toy.
rapheal also drove a motorcycle in the 2003 show and 2007 movie. those may not be as well recived as the next mutation.
It's the New Style Tortiose rider...
Turrr-tle Riiiderrrrr and the Star Sherrifs
The most expensive bootleg
Ninja Turtles on motorcycles!
get ready to break out that Barry outfit again.
S.H.O.C.K.E.R.'s gonna blow their funds on this "hire Turtles to kill the grasshopper man" plan, aren't they
@James Farmer 20, I'm being generous
Which grasshopper tho? Cos there's like 30ish already counting the current ones
I found a store that sells bootleg yu-gi-oh cards and other bootleg stuff
OH MAN, Phelous goin for that controversy! John Cena just groveled out a public apology to China for calling Taiwan a country, but Phelous don't give a shiiiiiiiiiiit!
kamen rider immediately pops out on my mind when i first saw the title
but i don't think there's ever a kamen rider based on turtles, so this might be a good example
also i think the price on 2:51 is an IDR (Indonesian Rupiah) currency price, so in US$ it's almost 3,5 bucks i assume, but i might be wrong about this.
Turtle Riders (multiple).
Sooooo either the toys are cashing in on the Raph riding on the motorcycle shit from the Next Mutation or vice versa depending how many of these bootlegs are there.
They've erased Kenny Roberts and Freddie Spencer off their 500cc MotoGP bikes and replaced them with Leo and Mikey. If the toy bike looked like those that would be awesome.
Does that mean Donatello will bump into bone steal like Rafael did
No. He'll just bump into Dr. Quease.
*Bonesteel
😬oh, Well I wonder if Bonesteel himself knows how to spell his own name
Turtle Riders?! But those are the worst kind!
Be careful there Phelous you might have use Google translate to apologize to China for that.
Thank God Phelous isn't famous enough to make him a target of Internet Chinese nationalists, or that Taiwan take would have unleashed chaos lol
How is it compared to the next mutation
Turtle Kick!
03:46. That's not a headlight sticker?
Calling all Turtle Riders...
Great video
Ghost Rider more like Tortoise Rider
So satisfying🐢🐢🐢🐢🚲