ASMR Dom Boyfriend Pins You Against The Wall [Kissing][Boyfriend Roleplay]

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  • @daily6544
    @daily6544 3 роки тому +7684

    Me: *starts the vid*
    *heard kissing noises*
    Me: DAMNNN NO WARNING

  • @lidya3875
    @lidya3875 3 роки тому +5703

    I'm a basic girl. I see dom, I click...

  • @nuggetmcd0_0
    @nuggetmcd0_0 3 роки тому +5068

    youtube: Noa-
    **CLICKS AGGRESSIVELY**
    youtube: i didnt get to finish-

  • @xett404
    @xett404 3 роки тому +2997

    the title: "boyfriend pins you down"
    *aggressively clicks video*

    • @smallxbears9587
      @smallxbears9587 3 роки тому +46

      Bro i was choking on my ice cream after i read that-

    • @denki5192
      @denki5192 3 роки тому +21

      @@smallxbears9587 ice cream? WHERE

    • @smallxbears9587
      @smallxbears9587 3 роки тому +8

      @@denki5192 hahaha

    • @taliatodoroki4947
      @taliatodoroki4947 3 роки тому +11

      Same-wait did you say ice cream!

    • @asmodeaswrld
      @asmodeaswrld 3 роки тому +3

      IM CRYING AT UR PFP NOT JHOPE PLS

  • @rroxxaanaaa
    @rroxxaanaaa 3 роки тому +6058

    My brain: "You have homework due tomo-"
    Me: Shhh not now, this is more important

    • @zane_lser847
      @zane_lser847 3 роки тому +31

      I know

    • @별달-x5d
      @별달-x5d 3 роки тому +13

      ikr

    • @OvrStim1
      @OvrStim1 3 роки тому +44

      I am literally listening to this while doing homework I- 😳

    • @alphapup4293
      @alphapup4293 3 роки тому +9

      I no right😭😭

    • @별달-x5d
      @별달-x5d 3 роки тому +27

      ​@@OvrStim1 I'm listening to this next to my project buddy- I'm taking the risk TvT

  • @frosttail309
    @frosttail309 3 роки тому +8587

    Him: *kisses neck*
    Me: too early too early
    Him: *throws me on the bed*
    Me: TOO EARLY

  • @lonelybitch4049
    @lonelybitch4049 3 роки тому +5778

    The video: Starts off with kissing noises
    Me: WHY WE GOING SO FAST-
    (Ahh, ty for the likes ily 🥺)

  • @kazimalika8047
    @kazimalika8047 3 роки тому +7804

    Him: “keep your eyes closed”
    Me: *eyes closed
    Me 1 second later: *peeks
    Him: “no you’re cheating again”
    Me: CUT THE CAMERAS DEADASS
    Edit: dayum guys the last time I got this much attention Jungkook was still shorter than jimin
    Thanks guys 👁💧👄 💧👁

  • @flawlessrelaxation4110
    @flawlessrelaxation4110 3 роки тому +10571

    FUN FACT: Uk is a large country, but no matter where you're staying at the moment you'll never be further than 115 km from the sea 🌊

    • @gastropods7716
      @gastropods7716 3 роки тому +499

      as a brit I hate this LMAOSJD

    • @I_LoveHorses55
      @I_LoveHorses55 3 роки тому +83

      Epic

    • @_n1ck0las_12
      @_n1ck0las_12 3 роки тому +279

      This is an insult to a British person😂

    • @turk._
      @turk._ 3 роки тому +38

      @@gastropods7716 saameeee

    • @turk._
      @turk._ 3 роки тому +33

      Wow tho fr

  • @softmocha3129
    @softmocha3129 3 роки тому +2643

    Him: "I am..."
    Me: Inevitable...?
    Him: "... the king in this game."
    Me: Ah ok. Makes sense.

  • @lvnar_eclipse5548
    @lvnar_eclipse5548 3 роки тому +3716

    UA-cam: PINS YOU AGAINS-
    me: say less 🏃🏻‍♀️ 💨 💨
    (i never thought I would say this but thank you for the likes💞)

    • @ikermit5751
      @ikermit5751 3 роки тому +38

      Ahhh say less , say less bruuuu

    • @jazzyanime_1326
      @jazzyanime_1326 3 роки тому +38

      I Clicked faster then Iida
      (Mha reference lol)

    • @rukimukami210
      @rukimukami210 3 роки тому +5

      @Nanyamka Delaney hahaha LMAO good one!!

    • @rukimukami210
      @rukimukami210 3 роки тому +4

      @Nanyamka Delaney well then bye my girls see you later ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @rukimukami210
      @rukimukami210 3 роки тому +3

      @Nanyamka Delaney byeeeeee my love

  • @bokutoscake635
    @bokutoscake635 3 роки тому +2579

    Me: *Just woke up in the middle of the night
    Noah: Finally you're awake
    Me: Shit- where are the cameras?

    • @mxavocadosimp551
      @mxavocadosimp551 3 роки тому +35

      @@tr4sshh you're here too? what is wrong with you volleyball guys?

    • @mxavocadosimp551
      @mxavocadosimp551 3 роки тому +22

      @@tr4sshh it's too late to fight these bastards

    • @lance3118
      @lance3118 3 роки тому +25

      Bokuto?😃

    • @yeosangslover
      @yeosangslover 3 роки тому +21

      @@lance3118 Akaashi ? 😃

    • @yeosangslover
      @yeosangslover 3 роки тому +13

      @@tr4sshh Astumu?-

  • @kiyoomisakusa4212
    @kiyoomisakusa4212 3 роки тому +2033

    Him: What do you want to do?
    Me: Sleep.
    Him: You want me to chase you?
    Me: NO!! I SAID I WANT TO SLEEP! Calm your hormones and sleep! 😩

    • @bloodgirl3265
      @bloodgirl3265 3 роки тому +51

      Mah dude hes hormones are actve at night 😂🤣

    • @mikantsumiki1038
      @mikantsumiki1038 3 роки тому +12

      Sak- sakusa wh- why are you here?👁👄👁

    • @Florian-xr6qt
      @Florian-xr6qt 3 роки тому +27

      For some reason, I’m more tired in the middle of the day, but I can never sleep at night-

    • @sam-jk7ml
      @sam-jk7ml 3 роки тому +6

      @@Florian-xr6qt same tho

    • @Smile-qx1gx
      @Smile-qx1gx 3 роки тому +1

      Mood 😂

  • @jaylin4101
    @jaylin4101 3 роки тому +2164

    UA-cam: n-
    Me: baby im not even here im a hallucination 🧍‍♀️
    Edit: holy- wow guys I've never gotten 1k liked before thank you :) glad to know i was funny 🕺

  • @zainab6120
    @zainab6120 3 роки тому +3999

    🎈
    🏃‍♀️💨
    My balloon:(

    • @CondomCommercial3000
      @CondomCommercial3000 3 роки тому +634

      🎈
      🐶
      🏃‍♀️💨
      My dog D:

    • @zainab6120
      @zainab6120 3 роки тому +77

      @@CondomCommercial3000 hahah lol thanks

    • @kurapika867
      @kurapika867 3 роки тому +555

      🎈
      🧗
      I’ll get it for you

    • @V3RAD33
      @V3RAD33 3 роки тому +160

      @@kurapika867 go kurapika goooo!!🧍‍♀️

    • @ida4899
      @ida4899 3 роки тому +162

      🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 you can take all mine

  • @abida6128
    @abida6128 3 роки тому +2098

    Noah:"i was wondering how long i would have to kiss you to wake you up."
    girls who are light sleepers:"one kiss is all it takes,falling in love with me~"
    That dua lipa song😺

    • @glitch_rawr7683
      @glitch_rawr7683 3 роки тому +10

      Me

    • @aura8808
      @aura8808 3 роки тому +36

      Possibilities, i look like all you need

    • @Haiderr_22
      @Haiderr_22 3 роки тому +21

      @@aura8808 so u want the land in your eyes.......i need ur company tonight.....SOMETHIN IN YOU-U-U LIT UP HEAVEN IN ME-E-E

    • @-kai-6244
      @-kai-6244 3 роки тому +18

      @@Haiderr_22 tHe fEELing wOn't LeMMe sLee-eE-Eep-

    • @sidneytaylor2514
      @sidneytaylor2514 3 роки тому +13

      @@-kai-6244 CUZ I'M LOST IN, THE WAY YOU MOVE, THE WAY IT FEELS

  • @BellinANutshell
    @BellinANutshell 3 роки тому +1269

    I feel bad for people that are deaf they don’t get to hear this amazement

  • @emifukakado-msjoke
    @emifukakado-msjoke 3 роки тому +4796

    “Did you have a good dream?”
    Me: “no”
    Him:” I hope you had a dream about me, I’d be upset if you didn’t dream about me”
    Me: “well too bad, I dreamt about a squirrel army coming to kill my family and commit mass genocide on the human race”
    Him: “that’s good”
    Me: “mother fff-“

  • @erubnovo8823
    @erubnovo8823 3 роки тому +652

    "You want me to chase you?"
    "N... no. Who has the energy? Didn't we just wake up?"😐

    • @catdahat
      @catdahat 3 роки тому +12

      Fr

    • @jewelkyle2496
      @jewelkyle2496 3 роки тому +3

      I made the likes 69-😌😏

    • @liaouxxie
      @liaouxxie 3 роки тому +3

      My man must of took like a billion cups of coffee

    • @elledoncessa9538
      @elledoncessa9538 3 роки тому +2

      literally me... just give me five seconds and I'm ready to run a mile

    • @pleaseignore5494
      @pleaseignore5494 3 роки тому

      Uh.... Yeah who has energy to run from their brothers when they just wake up definitely not me.... Yeah.. Never heard of it

  • @katiecheung5600
    @katiecheung5600 3 роки тому +476

    Me: *being single*
    Also me: UA-cam IS YOUR BOYFRIEND.....shut up...

  • @Nintedr00
    @Nintedr00 3 роки тому +307

    youtube : Noa-
    me: checks: 4 minute-
    ****OK - CLICKS****

  • @myprivateaccount89
    @myprivateaccount89 3 роки тому +313

    Him : “I’m pretty fast”
    Me: you still can’t catch me..
    Because im a trackstar

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 3 роки тому +25

      She’s a runner 🏃‍♀️She’s a track star ⭐️

    • @willnotsuccumb
      @willnotsuccumb 3 роки тому +10

      she’s a runner she’s a track star ⭐️🏃‍♀️😩

    • @Kazoo_Itchy
      @Kazoo_Itchy 3 роки тому

      But are you a runner?

    • @GTCYTMC
      @GTCYTMC 3 роки тому +1

      She’s a runner she’s a track star, I can’t remember the lyrics right now

    • @ssingletontx
      @ssingletontx 3 роки тому +1

      THEY A RUNNER🏃 THEY A TRACK😼STAR⭐️🤩🌟💫 THEY GON GET AWAY👟💨 THEY GON GET FAR😳

  • @eliz_xyooj7500
    @eliz_xyooj7500 3 роки тому +662

    Noah: you know, I'm pretty fast
    Me: S-sonic? 🤨

  • @imvaish
    @imvaish 3 роки тому +244

    Noah: *You want me to chase you?*
    Me: Bold of you to think I'll have this level of energy

  • @twixxlunari
    @twixxlunari 3 роки тому +217

    **clicks video**
    Him: *inhales*
    Me: he's a keeper

    • @kishua9619
      @kishua9619 2 роки тому +4

      Dang. And here I thought I was crazy for liking the inhales 🤭

    • @BuckettheCat
      @BuckettheCat Рік тому +1

      For realllll

  • @IMRONALDMCDONALD
    @IMRONALDMCDONALD 3 роки тому +173

    Him: “you want me to chase you?”
    Me: *nods*
    Him: “you know I’m pretty fast-“
    Me: *”WaNnA sEe SoMe ReAl SpEeD bItCh”*
    Him: *Gets us*
    Me: *”HeS a RuNnEr HeS a TrAckStArE~”*

    • @DinoMang0
      @DinoMang0 3 роки тому +4

      It’s almost four in the morning- i share a room. You almost made me wake up my sister by laughing, thank you. It was worth it

  • @eleasha8484
    @eleasha8484 3 роки тому +751

    “Pins you against the wall”
    Me-*starts ticking*
    (I have a tic disorder aka motor tics)
    And I move rapidly so bish can’t stop me
    EDIT-
    Omgggggg thank you for the likes
    (How everyone is well too)

    • @MagicPumpkin33
      @MagicPumpkin33 3 роки тому +41

      You really went 🚵

    • @Reeces_piece
      @Reeces_piece 3 роки тому +16

      I read this comment and mine where set off lmao

    • @eleasha8484
      @eleasha8484 3 роки тому +7

      @@Reeces_piece I'm sorry

    • @opal4220
      @opal4220 3 роки тому +3

      my minor tics are slowly becoming worse, pog

    • @eleasha8484
      @eleasha8484 3 роки тому +1

      @@opal4220 I’m sorry 😔

  • @octavian5602
    @octavian5602 3 роки тому +287

    UA-cam: Noa-
    Me: SUPRISE SHAWTY 🏃🏽‍♀️✨❣️
    UA-cam: You didn't let me finish-

    • @didiaskfr
      @didiaskfr 3 роки тому +6

      god i read that as sea shanty

    • @octavian5602
      @octavian5602 3 роки тому +6

      @@didiaskfr 💀 I spelt that wrong let me fix it-

    • @lychee__602
      @lychee__602 3 роки тому +3

      Surprise motherfather

  • @Sarah-fx4iq
    @Sarah-fx4iq 3 роки тому +243

    Noah: *kissing noises* Finally, you're awake
    Me: *eating* . . . um

  • @syd1299
    @syd1299 3 роки тому +889

    Him: "Did you dream about me? I would be very upset if you didn't"
    My dreams: **thomas the train flying through outer space fighting aliens as minecraft skeletons and pigs float by**
    Me: "Uuuuuhhhh y e a h totally dreamed of you" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lind9199
    @lind9199 3 роки тому +659

    "pins u against the wall 😏"
    Me : **spawns** 😏😏 say less

    • @asimpforashlynx4670
      @asimpforashlynx4670 3 роки тому +11

      YO I'M SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE-

    • @lind9199
      @lind9199 3 роки тому +15

      @@asimpforashlynx4670 its cause i'm a simp and i can spawn 🤠💅✨

    • @overgrownminds4603
      @overgrownminds4603 3 роки тому +3

      @@lind9199 same 😀

    • @auxiliosanchez4572
      @auxiliosanchez4572 3 роки тому +1

      The spawn of Satan? 👀 is that the reason my holy water won’t work 🥲

    • @manuvinoj2402
      @manuvinoj2402 3 роки тому

      @@auxiliosanchez4572 👀
      Facts

  • @aziinaoop5418
    @aziinaoop5418 3 роки тому +526

    POV: you are looking for the right comment to say

  • @txtbtslastbraincell564
    @txtbtslastbraincell564 3 роки тому +391

    my homework is giving me a really disappointed look right now. :/

    • @sm0llqueen289
      @sm0llqueen289 3 роки тому +6

      God is giving me a disappointed look rn for not going to churck

    • @Florian-xr6qt
      @Florian-xr6qt 3 роки тому +2

      Science is looking down on me. Bill Nye is looking down on me-

    • @Tw1st3d_F1gur3
      @Tw1st3d_F1gur3 3 роки тому +1

      Same ngl.

    • @manaalmoosa7977
      @manaalmoosa7977 3 роки тому +4

      My school bag right next to me on the couch is giving me the death stare

  • @fefifofum7434
    @fefifofum7434 3 роки тому +243

    I think a depression comfort video would be nice.
    I watch your videos because it makes me feel like someone cares, even if just a fabricated fantasy. As stupid as this sounds, your videos have helped me feel loved even if it’s not really the truth or direct. Being told directly that I matter would honestly be really nice.
    Life is difficult for myself and others and it’s hard to ask for help or comfort without being anonymous. I really need some comfort without being a burden for others.
    I’m sorry for being a big fat simp.

    • @NoahsHaven
      @NoahsHaven  3 роки тому +92

      You put that very well. A video like that is overdue. I'll try making one next week.

    • @fefifofum7434
      @fefifofum7434 3 роки тому +20

      @@NoahsHaven thank you :)

    • @presidentidiotcommunity
      @presidentidiotcommunity 2 роки тому

      (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

  • @EmmaWemma69
    @EmmaWemma69 3 роки тому +617

    The way I gasped when I saw the title I was like
    Yes I am here Dont worry

    • @kidneystonesxx
      @kidneystonesxx 3 роки тому +8

      I'm loving the pfp

    • @scarletsnow9524
      @scarletsnow9524 3 роки тому +3

      @@kidneystonesxx same

    • @coolpapy5073
      @coolpapy5073 3 роки тому +3

      Froppy?! Nezuko!? Tsukkishime?! 👀 WOAH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS CROSSOVER! 🤩

    • @EmmaWemma69
      @EmmaWemma69 3 роки тому +2

      @@coolpapy5073 There's a first time for everything 😌🦕

    • @coolpapy5073
      @coolpapy5073 3 роки тому +2

      @@EmmaWemma69 yes!🤩 hi again! I seen your last volleyball match it was amazing!!🤩😆

  • @liza_rds
    @liza_rds 3 роки тому +79

    The way he says “baby” is so ugh😩🤚✨

  • @fefifofum7434
    @fefifofum7434 3 роки тому +203

    “Finally, you’re awake”
    (Insert skyrim meme)

  • @ohnonotmikaela
    @ohnonotmikaela 3 роки тому +189

    youtube: No-
    me: im here already stfu

  • @ana4724
    @ana4724 3 роки тому +230

    me :imma go take a shower and then start my homework 😁
    UA-cam:No-
    me:I AM SPEED🏃‍♀️💨

  • @ita5030
    @ita5030 3 роки тому +958

    Him: "you smell-"
    Me: "Just like vanilla, ya taste like buttercream.. You're filling up my senses, with empty calories." 😂❤️

    • @autumn7771
      @autumn7771 3 роки тому +70

      I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave.

    • @kashipan5687
      @kashipan5687 3 роки тому +58

      @@autumn7771 we’ve got all the ingredients except you loving me

    • @chrissychic3844
      @chrissychic3844 3 роки тому +52

      I’m not a piece of 🍰

    • @alissonsegovia6551
      @alissonsegovia6551 3 роки тому +41

      for you to just discard

    • @burnt_toast6522
      @burnt_toast6522 3 роки тому +43

      while you walk away~ with the frosting on my heart~

  • @eleasha8484
    @eleasha8484 3 роки тому +735

    “I’m gonna have to get my scarf”
    Me-“ooooow we are doing that now”
    😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
    My brain took that dirtier than it was I’m sorry
    👁👄👁
    (Also thanks for the likes)

  • @anneriebrand9533
    @anneriebrand9533 3 роки тому +554

    Let me get my fingers ready...
    To flip to the next page of the bible ✨

    • @user-yfjd7383hfif
      @user-yfjd7383hfif 3 роки тому +71

      You had me scared there😅

    • @uNclEFAkA
      @uNclEFAkA 3 роки тому +72

      "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

    • @ersi1651
      @ersi1651 3 роки тому +25

      @@user-yfjd7383hfif with Yuri here we will need the whole church-

    • @nostalgiclly8241
      @nostalgiclly8241 3 роки тому +17

      had us for a second there bestie 😭

    • @krystynsalazar7910
      @krystynsalazar7910 3 роки тому +6

      hahaha

  • @jaelyn5794
    @jaelyn5794 3 роки тому +91

    STOP THE TITLE GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK, BUT IN A GOOD WAY 😁✋🏻

  • @yelena1792
    @yelena1792 3 роки тому +55

    Me : *smirks*
    My ears : *blessed*
    My parents : *scared*
    Butterflies : *flies*
    Hotel : *trivago*

  • @lumi_2010
    @lumi_2010 3 роки тому +88

    Him: *kisses me until I wake up*
    Me: *Heavily sleeping*
    My mind: *YOU AINT WAKING MY PEACEFUL SLEEP UP*

    • @Kai-fz8df
      @Kai-fz8df 3 роки тому +1

      FR I BE DEADASS ASLEEP

  • @hchmtshei
    @hchmtshei 3 роки тому +430

    him: close ur eyes
    me: *close ma eyes**open eyes*
    him: no cheating
    me: HOW U KNOW THAT I'M OPEN MA EYES 👁👄👁

  • @D1rtyH4rry
    @D1rtyH4rry 3 роки тому +156

    Dom Noah is so seggsy for what 🙄🤚💖

    • @kota5305
      @kota5305 3 роки тому +10

      Because he’s Noah :))))

    • @kikistar4545
      @kikistar4545 3 роки тому +3

      True that

    • @megannzzz
      @megannzzz 3 роки тому

      I kid at my school is named noah. Seeing this is so weird

  • @xen6404
    @xen6404 3 роки тому +83

    Noah: you want me to what?
    Me: get in a dress 🤠
    Noah: you want my to chase you
    .
    Me: huh?

  • @iluvlaurel
    @iluvlaurel 3 роки тому +63

    im a simple girl; i see dom, i see teasing. i click.

    • @Ic0n330
      @Ic0n330 3 роки тому +2

      I’m a basic girl I see dom I click-

    • @Lewlewhamilton
      @Lewlewhamilton Рік тому

      very simple. 😁

  • @ally2367
    @ally2367 3 роки тому +192

    Him: "You smell so nice"
    Me: I don't use deodorant and I only take bubble baths 😘🤌

    • @anxupl_5548
      @anxupl_5548 3 роки тому +17

      PLS THE BUBBLE BATH😭

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 3 роки тому +16

      Good to know Hisoka 👁👄👁

    • @ally2367
      @ally2367 3 роки тому +3

      @@-mars. Yes

    • @ally2367
      @ally2367 3 роки тому +2

      @@anxupl_5548 💀🤌

    • @eri-chan5959
      @eri-chan5959 3 роки тому +5

      ... *who has the time for bubble baths I only take showers IF I FEEL LIKE IT*

  • @tajeemcmuffin
    @tajeemcmuffin 3 роки тому +100

    I cant help but laugh most of the time, while imagining the voice actor kissing a microphone.

  • @kieexy
    @kieexy 3 роки тому +111

    “ you finally awake”
    Oh? I thought I should be sleeping rn-
    It’s 3am- and I hv classes tmr bye-

  • @mxavocadosimp551
    @mxavocadosimp551 3 роки тому +79

    he is from Germany.. a small town in the south of germany...
    me as a bavarian: I'M HERE FOR IT

    • @tia533
      @tia533 3 роки тому +7

      OMG I'M BAVARIAN TOO!
      Servus übrigens🤠🤚🏻

    • @mxavocadosimp551
      @mxavocadosimp551 3 роки тому +3

      @@tia533 Griaß di!!

    • @akajiecj6317
      @akajiecj6317 3 роки тому +2

      Levi ima tell eren your here

    • @mxavocadosimp551
      @mxavocadosimp551 3 роки тому +2

      @@akajiecj6317 you won't

    • @annieestrada1758
      @annieestrada1758 3 роки тому +1

      @@mxavocadosimp551 she won’t but I will 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️💨

  • @roszeleearmany7821
    @roszeleearmany7821 3 роки тому +163

    Me:*sees tittle*
    Also me: the sleep can wait!!!

  • @lysse9580
    @lysse9580 3 роки тому +18

    I had chills when he laughed and you hear the bass in his voice 😳
    I was blushing this whole time ahhhh

  • @eboymark855
    @eboymark855 3 роки тому +65

    Him: What do you wanna do?~
    Me: I wanna plAY MONOPOLY-

    • @Park_Kyung215
      @Park_Kyung215 3 роки тому

      Monopoly is mah favorite board-game, can I play too?

  • @janethekiller9123
    @janethekiller9123 3 роки тому +231

    Him:*throws me on a bed*
    Me 85 lb: ayy be careful I'm fragile and break

    • @glitch_rawr7683
      @glitch_rawr7683 3 роки тому +13

      I'm 150 your not going to break me he's just going to sit there like umm how do I pick u up

    • @hairybeans7802
      @hairybeans7802 3 роки тому +11

      @@glitch_rawr7683 I’m 160-170, he’s not even gonna be able to push me over 😂

    • @yourfavbtxh7398
      @yourfavbtxh7398 3 роки тому +7

      I’m hardly 80 pounds and I’m losing weight PLEASE DONT THROW ME

    • @elizabetenike1438
      @elizabetenike1438 3 роки тому +3

      @@yourfavbtxh7398 damn how old are you?

    • @yourfavbtxh7398
      @yourfavbtxh7398 3 роки тому +3

      @@elizabetenike1438 almost 13

  • @iiheart.meenaa
    @iiheart.meenaa 3 роки тому +44

    OMFG I clicked on this video and my headphones were all the way up my soul jumped out of my body 😭

    • @gambling_queen1648
      @gambling_queen1648 3 роки тому +1

      Oh my Asahi- that happened to you too😭

    • @iiheart.meenaa
      @iiheart.meenaa 3 роки тому

      @@gambling_queen1648 YESSS I screamed loud and I got yelled at too💧👁️👄👁️💧

  • @Ellie-sq2bx
    @Ellie-sq2bx 3 роки тому +144

    I can’t handleee the whisperrring I’m sorry 🤦‍♀️😂

    • @leviatina
      @leviatina 3 роки тому +13

      it’s asmr ellie ? do you not know what asmr is lik

    • @aswaggykid7731
      @aswaggykid7731 3 роки тому

      @@leviatina fr

    • @madison8962
      @madison8962 3 роки тому +3

      then why are you here LMAO

  • @popsocket6885
    @popsocket6885 3 роки тому +61

    Not even 5 seconds of the audio
    I already fainted. When I gained concious,
    *I met my mother's favorite slipper*

  • @strawberry.starlight
    @strawberry.starlight 3 роки тому +149

    I don’t think I have ever been more excited to run and grab a pair of headphones lol
    Ah yes, my favorite game..... Scrabble ?! I totally don’t wanna play with you... pfft nonono of course not.

  • @yumi4908
    @yumi4908 3 роки тому +191

    *Him:* I was wondering how long i would have to kiss you to wake you up."
    *My dog licking my face*
    *Me:* YePpPpP-
    *CRIES*

  • @kristina0294
    @kristina0294 3 роки тому +31

    i think i am falling in love with Noah.. the voice, s-sir, i-i would n-never cheat, i-

  • @jazmyneshelton8116
    @jazmyneshelton8116 3 роки тому +211

    my guardian demon: your homework is due tomor-
    me: SHHHHHH NOT NOWWWW!!!!!!!!

  • @snugfy4206
    @snugfy4206 3 роки тому +190

    “We could play something”
    me: like Genshin Impact? .-.

    • @alastorscrustycumsock274
      @alastorscrustycumsock274 3 роки тому +5

      Omg it's hisoka imma run

    • @snugfy4206
      @snugfy4206 3 роки тому +5

      @@alastorscrustycumsock274 No no don’t run! Have you seen gon? I’ve been searching him forever :(

    • @alastorscrustycumsock274
      @alastorscrustycumsock274 3 роки тому +2

      @@snugfy4206 no i have not seen gon and even if i found him i wouldnt tell you where he is

    • @alastorscrustycumsock274
      @alastorscrustycumsock274 3 роки тому +1

      @@snugfy4206 why are you even looking for him

    • @rama-ko2eq
      @rama-ko2eq 3 роки тому +1

      Hisoka?! WHY IS LIKE EVERY ANIME CHARALTER HERE

  • @Mika._a
    @Mika._a 3 роки тому +45

    UA-cam: Boyfriend pins you against the wa-
    Me: *clicks more fast than the light* You were saying UA-cam?

  • @satan3687
    @satan3687 3 роки тому +83

    him: *kisses neck*
    me: *randomly listening to this while playing Fortnite* uh..
    him: *throws me on the bed*
    me: *rips earbuds out aggressively* REEEEE IM DONE IM DONE

  • @mn-bs4cv
    @mn-bs4cv 3 роки тому +460

    Okay, quick question: How awkward is it to do the kissing noises for ASMR?🤣🤣🤣

    • @nisthakesharwani
      @nisthakesharwani 3 роки тому +39

      W h e e z e- wait w h a t-

    • @Jailovesallmight224
      @Jailovesallmight224 3 роки тому +35

      Thats my question too like how they do it is it awkward what do there girlfriends/boyfriends say when you do it (they probably dont have girlfriends or boyfriends ;-;)

    • @killerqueen6733
      @killerqueen6733 3 роки тому +38

      pls don't ruin the vibe-

    • @mn-bs4cv
      @mn-bs4cv 3 роки тому +5

      @@killerqueen6733 guess I already did that😜

    • @emilybenavides8685
      @emilybenavides8685 3 роки тому +5

      I think it is not bad plus the fan girls be goin

  • @mariekhachidze7312
    @mariekhachidze7312 3 роки тому +57

    How to be happy :
    Step 1 click this video
    Step 2 listen to him
    Step 3 read the comments
    PARADISE.

  • @minyoongi2662
    @minyoongi2662 3 роки тому +124

    I should so be doing my assignment on The Middle East before my grade drops 😂

    • @amdkrnwnwb7401
      @amdkrnwnwb7401 3 роки тому +11

      Same but this is way more important 😌

    • @miyamura6056
      @miyamura6056 3 роки тому +11

      My grade already dropped :’)

    • @Prismmma
      @Prismmma 3 роки тому +2

      You and me both

    • @Prismmma
      @Prismmma 3 роки тому +2

      @@amdkrnwnwb7401 true

    • @rururi6277
      @rururi6277 3 роки тому +2

      @@amdkrnwnwb7401 you not wrong about that lol

  • @shiann5381
    @shiann5381 3 роки тому +57

    Now where is the girl/guy that wanted to get pinned in the last video.

  • @ArJHill
    @ArJHill 3 роки тому +65

    "I'll have to get my scarf"
    Me: AIZAWA?? HITOSHI?

    • @josalynwoodford123
      @josalynwoodford123 3 роки тому +1

      lmaoooooooo-

    • @LT.Waffel
      @LT.Waffel 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @LT.Waffel
      @LT.Waffel 3 роки тому +1

      @@josalynwoodford123 the fuck why are you here aren't you dating dabi

  • @Prismmma
    @Prismmma 3 роки тому +75

    I am actually supposed to read two books for school tomorrow, but my grades can drop because I would rather listen to your videos. :)) I have no words, this was very good.

  • @hotgf3839
    @hotgf3839 3 роки тому +26

    “What do you want me to do?”
    I WANT YOU TO PARK THAT BIG MAC TRUCK, RIGHT IN THIS LITTLE GARA-

  • @maddylol3801
    @maddylol3801 3 роки тому +21

    THIS FELT SO AKWARD BUT I KINDA LIKED IT

  • @bokutoscake635
    @bokutoscake635 3 роки тому +190

    Not me actually tickling my pillow and pretending to be tickled 😳😳😳
    Ik embarrassing right?

    • @janethekiller9123
      @janethekiller9123 3 роки тому +17

      Don't be embarrassed it's who you are everyone is different

    • @분히
      @분히 3 роки тому +11

      bOKUTOOOO???🤺

    • @mxavocadosimp551
      @mxavocadosimp551 3 роки тому +10

      Bokuto? Oikawa? tf are you doing here? o.O

    • @kaylahaney3369
      @kaylahaney3369 3 роки тому +6

      Bokuto? Oinkawa? LEVI?!?

    • @mxavocadosimp551
      @mxavocadosimp551 3 роки тому +4

      @@kaylahaney3369 oh.. baby i'm not even here

  • @AshleyMiranda94
    @AshleyMiranda94 3 роки тому +18

    Fun fact:
    Due to the time difference, anytime Noah uploads, it's usually in the wee hours of the morning for me in Malaysia and I always end up watching it on my way to work and I feel like such a bad girl 😂😌

  • @babygirl-qj7cd
    @babygirl-qj7cd 3 роки тому +30

    him : close your eyes
    me: does not cloes my eyes*
    him : stop your cheating
    me : HOW THE FU-

  • @eleanayang1884
    @eleanayang1884 3 роки тому +34

    Him: “I’ll throw you back onto the bed”
    Me: *throws myself onto my bed*

    • @Kazoo_Itchy
      @Kazoo_Itchy 3 роки тому +1

      “This bitch empty. YEET!”

  • @iluvlaurel
    @iluvlaurel 3 роки тому +26

    * video starts with kisses *
    me: WHOAAA WHO SAID I WAS READY?!?!

  • @oikawatooru3755
    @oikawatooru3755 3 роки тому +12

    I'm having bad cramps and I'm literally curled up on my bed crying so I needed this thx😌

  • @Ari-lg9vf
    @Ari-lg9vf 3 роки тому +80

    I forgot my phone was connected to my tv how do I explain to my parents what this is👁👄👁

  • @caterinamarie7
    @caterinamarie7 3 роки тому +26

    You literally just made me gasp. 😍 Note to self: do NOT listen to playful Noah whilst in public. Mmmmmmmm...blindfolds...speechless

  • @shotaaizawa998
    @shotaaizawa998 3 роки тому +25

    Him: I’ll have to get my scarf.
    Me: Aizawa?! Is that you?

  • @moonnighthunter482
    @moonnighthunter482 3 роки тому +25

    „You want me to chase you?“ Me, sitting here, sipping my coffee *yeah actually no* 😃

  • @strawberrycow7087
    @strawberrycow7087 3 роки тому +14

    3:05 she's a runner she's a track star 🥶💯

  • @hana-xn9it
    @hana-xn9it 3 роки тому +43

    Omg how did I just find him yesterday I’m screeching

  • @nielinanshleeromero9836
    @nielinanshleeromero9836 3 роки тому +12

    Whenever i missed having a relationship i always listen to this asmr. me and my bf broke up last year which really sucks because we never got to get along much before we broke up it just got so cold, then one day someone send me a message request and it was from a girl which i believe was his ex but in reality it was really his Girlfriend and they were still in a relation ship for 3 yrs, while our's lasted 1yr. it was devestating but it was also a relief i don't have to be with someone like him.

  • @m0chaswirlszz476
    @m0chaswirlszz476 3 роки тому +21

    His deep voice giving me shivers down my spine 😃🖐🏻
    Why I didn't find this masterpiece before

  • @ins0mniac117
    @ins0mniac117 3 роки тому +52

    youtube: n-
    almost there
    your getting closer
    me: I AM HERE 👀✨
    youtube: i didn't get to finish-

  • @swarrnalii
    @swarrnalii 3 роки тому +9

    2:58 "You know I'm pretty fast"
    Yes we understood it in the beginning.

  • @shade7115
    @shade7115 3 роки тому +29

    UA-cam : Dom-
    Me : YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED-🏃💨

  • @zoe2079
    @zoe2079 3 роки тому +15

    Him:"you know I'm pretty fast"
    Me: wait what- 👁👄👁

  • @zaizai2088
    @zaizai2088 3 роки тому +12

    Him: Im gonna have to get my scarf
    Me: Boy this ain't bird box

  • @alphaz1893
    @alphaz1893 3 роки тому +8

    This videos audio levels are so good I had my volume almost all the way down and still heard every word clearly 😌🤌

  • @kaylacurtis733
    @kaylacurtis733 3 роки тому +30

    POV: your that single let’s be friends 😭

  • @annyeonghaseyo1848
    @annyeonghaseyo1848 3 роки тому +17

    Dayum- i've been craving this😩😩

  • @sweet_s0ulz344
    @sweet_s0ulz344 3 роки тому +18

    One statement that we all heard before but so true:
    “ *Quarantine has brought us here-* ”
    We will never forget that one statement that’s so true-
    (Not expecting to get likes XD)

  • @jncmpn
    @jncmpn 3 роки тому +21

    UA-cam: No-
    *Me with my family*
    ''No ASSIGNMENT TODAY HAHA-''