Him: “keep your eyes closed” Me: *eyes closed Me 1 second later: *peeks Him: “no you’re cheating again” Me: CUT THE CAMERAS DEADASS Edit: dayum guys the last time I got this much attention Jungkook was still shorter than jimin Thanks guys 👁💧👄 💧👁
UA-cam: n- Me: baby im not even here im a hallucination 🧍♀️ Edit: holy- wow guys I've never gotten 1k liked before thank you :) glad to know i was funny 🕺
Noah:"i was wondering how long i would have to kiss you to wake you up." girls who are light sleepers:"one kiss is all it takes,falling in love with me~" That dua lipa song😺
“Did you have a good dream?” Me: “no” Him:” I hope you had a dream about me, I’d be upset if you didn’t dream about me” Me: “well too bad, I dreamt about a squirrel army coming to kill my family and commit mass genocide on the human race” Him: “that’s good” Me: “mother fff-“
Him: “you want me to chase you?” Me: *nods* Him: “you know I’m pretty fast-“ Me: *”WaNnA sEe SoMe ReAl SpEeD bItCh”* Him: *Gets us* Me: *”HeS a RuNnEr HeS a TrAckStArE~”*
“Pins you against the wall” Me-*starts ticking* (I have a tic disorder aka motor tics) And I move rapidly so bish can’t stop me EDIT- Omgggggg thank you for the likes (How everyone is well too)
Him: "Did you dream about me? I would be very upset if you didn't" My dreams: **thomas the train flying through outer space fighting aliens as minecraft skeletons and pigs float by** Me: "Uuuuuhhhh y e a h totally dreamed of you" 🤣🤣🤣
I think a depression comfort video would be nice. I watch your videos because it makes me feel like someone cares, even if just a fabricated fantasy. As stupid as this sounds, your videos have helped me feel loved even if it’s not really the truth or direct. Being told directly that I matter would honestly be really nice. Life is difficult for myself and others and it’s hard to ask for help or comfort without being anonymous. I really need some comfort without being a burden for others. I’m sorry for being a big fat simp.
“I’m gonna have to get my scarf” Me-“ooooow we are doing that now” 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 My brain took that dirtier than it was I’m sorry 👁👄👁 (Also thanks for the likes)
I don’t think I have ever been more excited to run and grab a pair of headphones lol Ah yes, my favorite game..... Scrabble ?! I totally don’t wanna play with you... pfft nonono of course not.
him: *kisses neck* me: *randomly listening to this while playing Fortnite* uh.. him: *throws me on the bed* me: *rips earbuds out aggressively* REEEEE IM DONE IM DONE
Thats my question too like how they do it is it awkward what do there girlfriends/boyfriends say when you do it (they probably dont have girlfriends or boyfriends ;-;)
I am actually supposed to read two books for school tomorrow, but my grades can drop because I would rather listen to your videos. :)) I have no words, this was very good.
Fun fact: Due to the time difference, anytime Noah uploads, it's usually in the wee hours of the morning for me in Malaysia and I always end up watching it on my way to work and I feel like such a bad girl 😂😌
Whenever i missed having a relationship i always listen to this asmr. me and my bf broke up last year which really sucks because we never got to get along much before we broke up it just got so cold, then one day someone send me a message request and it was from a girl which i believe was his ex but in reality it was really his Girlfriend and they were still in a relation ship for 3 yrs, while our's lasted 1yr. it was devestating but it was also a relief i don't have to be with someone like him.
One statement that we all heard before but so true: “ *Quarantine has brought us here-* ” We will never forget that one statement that’s so true- (Not expecting to get likes XD)
Me: *starts the vid*
*heard kissing noises*
Me: DAMNNN NO WARNING
Lol
Lmao
@@AuntieCupid, TENYA HELLO SIR. HOPE YOURE NOT ON PATROL TO MAKE SURE THE CLASS ISINT BEING DISRESPECTFUL.
@@just_an_idiot2169 im not actually, im just enjoying my free time.
@@AuntieCupid, *Phew* Okay.
I'm a basic girl. I see dom, I click...
I'm a switch so I don't give a damn
frfr
I'm a basic person. I see dom, I click...
Same
@@janethekiller9123 same here
youtube: Noa-
**CLICKS AGGRESSIVELY**
youtube: i didnt get to finish-
UA-cam you aren’t allowed to finish- 😀
LMAO
UA-cam you dont deserve to finish 😃👌🏾
*Me:* I don’t give a fuck if you didn’t get to finish.
PERIODT 😂💅🏻
the title: "boyfriend pins you down"
*aggressively clicks video*
Bro i was choking on my ice cream after i read that-
@@smallxbears9587 ice cream? WHERE
@@denki5192 hahaha
Same-wait did you say ice cream!
IM CRYING AT UR PFP NOT JHOPE PLS
My brain: "You have homework due tomo-"
Me: Shhh not now, this is more important
I know
ikr
I am literally listening to this while doing homework I- 😳
I no right😭😭
@@OvrStim1 I'm listening to this next to my project buddy- I'm taking the risk TvT
Him: *kisses neck*
Me: too early too early
Him: *throws me on the bed*
Me: TOO EARLY
Lmao🤣
BAHSHSHW
Its never to early-
@@loonahelluva6666 🤣
BUT i kinda like it tho-
The video: Starts off with kissing noises
Me: WHY WE GOING SO FAST-
(Ahh, ty for the likes ily 🥺)
ME
LMAO
@Nayana I-
LMAO IKR
What happened to hi, hello, my name is?
Him: “keep your eyes closed”
Me: *eyes closed
Me 1 second later: *peeks
Him: “no you’re cheating again”
Me: CUT THE CAMERAS DEADASS
Edit: dayum guys the last time I got this much attention Jungkook was still shorter than jimin
Thanks guys 👁💧👄 💧👁
LMFAOOO
LMFIALAHAAJDZJ
Well hello there fellow army 🙃
@Julieta Tora My bias as well lmao
milk just squirted out my nose when I read this
FUN FACT: Uk is a large country, but no matter where you're staying at the moment you'll never be further than 115 km from the sea 🌊
as a brit I hate this LMAOSJD
Epic
This is an insult to a British person😂
@@gastropods7716 saameeee
Wow tho fr
Him: "I am..."
Me: Inevitable...?
Him: "... the king in this game."
Me: Ah ok. Makes sense.
Oh wow✨😂
Nah he’s iron man
😂
he’s a kokichi kinnie
Wilbur what are you doing here I'm going to tell philza
UA-cam: PINS YOU AGAINS-
me: say less 🏃🏻♀️ 💨 💨
(i never thought I would say this but thank you for the likes💞)
Ahhh say less , say less bruuuu
I Clicked faster then Iida
(Mha reference lol)
@Nanyamka Delaney hahaha LMAO good one!!
@Nanyamka Delaney well then bye my girls see you later ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@Nanyamka Delaney byeeeeee my love
Me: *Just woke up in the middle of the night
Noah: Finally you're awake
Me: Shit- where are the cameras?
@@tr4sshh you're here too? what is wrong with you volleyball guys?
@@tr4sshh it's too late to fight these bastards
Bokuto?😃
@@lance3118 Akaashi ? 😃
@@tr4sshh Astumu?-
Him: What do you want to do?
Me: Sleep.
Him: You want me to chase you?
Me: NO!! I SAID I WANT TO SLEEP! Calm your hormones and sleep! 😩
Mah dude hes hormones are actve at night 😂🤣
Sak- sakusa wh- why are you here?👁👄👁
For some reason, I’m more tired in the middle of the day, but I can never sleep at night-
@@Florian-xr6qt same tho
Mood 😂
UA-cam: n-
Me: baby im not even here im a hallucination 🧍♀️
Edit: holy- wow guys I've never gotten 1k liked before thank you :) glad to know i was funny 🕺
Hahaha good one
Bruv just best comment ever
@@Ender_Bonnie 😳👍
Omg 😆
@LILIE RAMOS ☺
🎈
🏃♀️💨
My balloon:(
🎈
🐶
🏃♀️💨
My dog D:
@@CondomCommercial3000 hahah lol thanks
🎈
🧗
I’ll get it for you
@@kurapika867 go kurapika goooo!!🧍♀️
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 you can take all mine
Noah:"i was wondering how long i would have to kiss you to wake you up."
girls who are light sleepers:"one kiss is all it takes,falling in love with me~"
That dua lipa song😺
Me
Possibilities, i look like all you need
@@aura8808 so u want the land in your eyes.......i need ur company tonight.....SOMETHIN IN YOU-U-U LIT UP HEAVEN IN ME-E-E
@@Haiderr_22 tHe fEELing wOn't LeMMe sLee-eE-Eep-
@@-kai-6244 CUZ I'M LOST IN, THE WAY YOU MOVE, THE WAY IT FEELS
I feel bad for people that are deaf they don’t get to hear this amazement
They can turn on the captions 😌
@@janinacicenene3859 but they can't hear his beautiful voice...
sad 👁💧👄💧👁
Sad 😔
That's sad ☹️
“Did you have a good dream?”
Me: “no”
Him:” I hope you had a dream about me, I’d be upset if you didn’t dream about me”
Me: “well too bad, I dreamt about a squirrel army coming to kill my family and commit mass genocide on the human race”
Him: “that’s good”
Me: “mother fff-“
I-
BAHAHAHA PLZ😭✋🏽
DAAAAAAAAAANG
eren got to you too huh
@@giuliasavelli55 pfavahstafb yuh
"You want me to chase you?"
"N... no. Who has the energy? Didn't we just wake up?"😐
Fr
I made the likes 69-😌😏
My man must of took like a billion cups of coffee
literally me... just give me five seconds and I'm ready to run a mile
Uh.... Yeah who has energy to run from their brothers when they just wake up definitely not me.... Yeah.. Never heard of it
Me: *being single*
Also me: UA-cam IS YOUR BOYFRIEND.....shut up...
Yes
*me who's not single but in a distance relationship 👁️👄👁️
youtube : Noa-
me: checks: 4 minute-
****OK - CLICKS****
Him : “I’m pretty fast”
Me: you still can’t catch me..
Because im a trackstar
She’s a runner 🏃♀️She’s a track star ⭐️
she’s a runner she’s a track star ⭐️🏃♀️😩
But are you a runner?
She’s a runner she’s a track star, I can’t remember the lyrics right now
THEY A RUNNER🏃 THEY A TRACK😼STAR⭐️🤩🌟💫 THEY GON GET AWAY👟💨 THEY GON GET FAR😳
Noah: you know, I'm pretty fast
Me: S-sonic? 🤨
Gotta go fast
Shadow😆
Lmaoo
Lmao 😂
Iida?
Noah: *You want me to chase you?*
Me: Bold of you to think I'll have this level of energy
**clicks video**
Him: *inhales*
Me: he's a keeper
Dang. And here I thought I was crazy for liking the inhales 🤭
For realllll
Him: “you want me to chase you?”
Me: *nods*
Him: “you know I’m pretty fast-“
Me: *”WaNnA sEe SoMe ReAl SpEeD bItCh”*
Him: *Gets us*
Me: *”HeS a RuNnEr HeS a TrAckStArE~”*
It’s almost four in the morning- i share a room. You almost made me wake up my sister by laughing, thank you. It was worth it
“Pins you against the wall”
Me-*starts ticking*
(I have a tic disorder aka motor tics)
And I move rapidly so bish can’t stop me
EDIT-
Omgggggg thank you for the likes
(How everyone is well too)
You really went 🚵
I read this comment and mine where set off lmao
@@Reeces_piece I'm sorry
my minor tics are slowly becoming worse, pog
@@opal4220 I’m sorry 😔
UA-cam: Noa-
Me: SUPRISE SHAWTY 🏃🏽♀️✨❣️
UA-cam: You didn't let me finish-
god i read that as sea shanty
@@didiaskfr 💀 I spelt that wrong let me fix it-
Surprise motherfather
Noah: *kissing noises* Finally, you're awake
Me: *eating* . . . um
Him: "Did you dream about me? I would be very upset if you didn't"
My dreams: **thomas the train flying through outer space fighting aliens as minecraft skeletons and pigs float by**
Me: "Uuuuuhhhh y e a h totally dreamed of you" 🤣🤣🤣
y’all dream?
:0
Sleep is for the weak
Oh I didn't know we can dream
@Abbigail Talley what is even sleep???
"pins u against the wall 😏"
Me : **spawns** 😏😏 say less
YO I'M SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE-
@@asimpforashlynx4670 its cause i'm a simp and i can spawn 🤠💅✨
@@lind9199 same 😀
The spawn of Satan? 👀 is that the reason my holy water won’t work 🥲
@@auxiliosanchez4572 👀
Facts
POV: you are looking for the right comment to say
@Meagan Thornton yes🗣
Im depressed:)
@Meagan Thornton im gæ
@Meagan Thornton lesbian vibesssszzzz
I’m a nerd 🤩
my homework is giving me a really disappointed look right now. :/
God is giving me a disappointed look rn for not going to churck
Science is looking down on me. Bill Nye is looking down on me-
Same ngl.
My school bag right next to me on the couch is giving me the death stare
I think a depression comfort video would be nice.
I watch your videos because it makes me feel like someone cares, even if just a fabricated fantasy. As stupid as this sounds, your videos have helped me feel loved even if it’s not really the truth or direct. Being told directly that I matter would honestly be really nice.
Life is difficult for myself and others and it’s hard to ask for help or comfort without being anonymous. I really need some comfort without being a burden for others.
I’m sorry for being a big fat simp.
You put that very well. A video like that is overdue. I'll try making one next week.
@@NoahsHaven thank you :)
(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃
The way I gasped when I saw the title I was like
Yes I am here Dont worry
I'm loving the pfp
@@kidneystonesxx same
Froppy?! Nezuko!? Tsukkishime?! 👀 WOAH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS CROSSOVER! 🤩
@@coolpapy5073 There's a first time for everything 😌🦕
@@EmmaWemma69 yes!🤩 hi again! I seen your last volleyball match it was amazing!!🤩😆
The way he says “baby” is so ugh😩🤚✨
“Finally, you’re awake”
(Insert skyrim meme)
KRKSKDKAK
HQIABAHWHA I PLAYED SKYRIM
HAHA thats great i love skyrim!
youtube: No-
me: im here already stfu
me :imma go take a shower and then start my homework 😁
UA-cam:No-
me:I AM SPEED🏃♀️💨
me tho that would be me fr😃✋
Him: "you smell-"
Me: "Just like vanilla, ya taste like buttercream.. You're filling up my senses, with empty calories." 😂❤️
I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave.
@@autumn7771 we’ve got all the ingredients except you loving me
I’m not a piece of 🍰
for you to just discard
while you walk away~ with the frosting on my heart~
“I’m gonna have to get my scarf”
Me-“ooooow we are doing that now”
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
My brain took that dirtier than it was I’m sorry
👁👄👁
(Also thanks for the likes)
My mind went to aizawa 😳
@@hisokamorow997 me too i saw the comment dadzawa
@@hisokamorow997 what are you doing here anyways ?
@@hisokamorow997 😳😳
@@hisokamorow997 Hisoka-
Let me get my fingers ready...
To flip to the next page of the bible ✨
You had me scared there😅
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
@@user-yfjd7383hfif with Yuri here we will need the whole church-
had us for a second there bestie 😭
hahaha
STOP THE TITLE GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK, BUT IN A GOOD WAY 😁✋🏻
Me : *smirks*
My ears : *blessed*
My parents : *scared*
Butterflies : *flies*
Hotel : *trivago*
Y😄Ë😶SS🥵
Him: *kisses me until I wake up*
Me: *Heavily sleeping*
My mind: *YOU AINT WAKING MY PEACEFUL SLEEP UP*
FR I BE DEADASS ASLEEP
him: close ur eyes
me: *close ma eyes**open eyes*
him: no cheating
me: HOW U KNOW THAT I'M OPEN MA EYES 👁👄👁
Facts
maagicc
Mammon! Hey again! How are you and MC 😊😆
@@kaya4347 hello!😁
Same but how he do that
Dom Noah is so seggsy for what 🙄🤚💖
Because he’s Noah :))))
True that
I kid at my school is named noah. Seeing this is so weird
Noah: you want me to what?
Me: get in a dress 🤠
Noah: you want my to chase you
.
Me: huh?
im a simple girl; i see dom, i see teasing. i click.
I’m a basic girl I see dom I click-
very simple. 😁
Him: "You smell so nice"
Me: I don't use deodorant and I only take bubble baths 😘🤌
PLS THE BUBBLE BATH😭
Good to know Hisoka 👁👄👁
@@-mars. Yes
@@anxupl_5548 💀🤌
... *who has the time for bubble baths I only take showers IF I FEEL LIKE IT*
I cant help but laugh most of the time, while imagining the voice actor kissing a microphone.
“ you finally awake”
Oh? I thought I should be sleeping rn-
It’s 3am- and I hv classes tmr bye-
Same i cant SLEEEP
he is from Germany.. a small town in the south of germany...
me as a bavarian: I'M HERE FOR IT
OMG I'M BAVARIAN TOO!
Servus übrigens🤠🤚🏻
@@tia533 Griaß di!!
Levi ima tell eren your here
@@akajiecj6317 you won't
@@mxavocadosimp551 she won’t but I will 🏃🏽♀️🏃🏽♀️💨
Me:*sees tittle*
Also me: the sleep can wait!!!
what is sleep ?
can I eat it 👁👄👁
Ha same
@@kaya4347 omg are you me or something?👁👄👁
“Tittle” lmao
@@Kazoo_Itchy take the tle off that and you have something amazing
I had chills when he laughed and you hear the bass in his voice 😳
I was blushing this whole time ahhhh
Him: What do you wanna do?~
Me: I wanna plAY MONOPOLY-
Monopoly is mah favorite board-game, can I play too?
Him:*throws me on a bed*
Me 85 lb: ayy be careful I'm fragile and break
I'm 150 your not going to break me he's just going to sit there like umm how do I pick u up
@@glitch_rawr7683 I’m 160-170, he’s not even gonna be able to push me over 😂
I’m hardly 80 pounds and I’m losing weight PLEASE DONT THROW ME
@@yourfavbtxh7398 damn how old are you?
@@elizabetenike1438 almost 13
OMFG I clicked on this video and my headphones were all the way up my soul jumped out of my body 😭
Oh my Asahi- that happened to you too😭
@@gambling_queen1648 YESSS I screamed loud and I got yelled at too💧👁️👄👁️💧
I can’t handleee the whisperrring I’m sorry 🤦♀️😂
it’s asmr ellie ? do you not know what asmr is lik
@@leviatina fr
then why are you here LMAO
Not even 5 seconds of the audio
I already fainted. When I gained concious,
*I met my mother's favorite slipper*
Rip can’t save you
I don’t think I have ever been more excited to run and grab a pair of headphones lol
Ah yes, my favorite game..... Scrabble ?! I totally don’t wanna play with you... pfft nonono of course not.
Same XD
*Him:* I was wondering how long i would have to kiss you to wake you up."
*My dog licking my face*
*Me:* YePpPpP-
*CRIES*
i think i am falling in love with Noah.. the voice, s-sir, i-i would n-never cheat, i-
my guardian demon: your homework is due tomor-
me: SHHHHHH NOT NOWWWW!!!!!!!!
Guardian demon-
GUARDIAN DEMON LMAOOO
@@Eri-nd6qd HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE "child what is wrong with you"
Mines saying I have school tomorrow
LMFAO
“We could play something”
me: like Genshin Impact? .-.
Omg it's hisoka imma run
@@alastorscrustycumsock274 No no don’t run! Have you seen gon? I’ve been searching him forever :(
@@snugfy4206 no i have not seen gon and even if i found him i wouldnt tell you where he is
@@snugfy4206 why are you even looking for him
Hisoka?! WHY IS LIKE EVERY ANIME CHARALTER HERE
UA-cam: Boyfriend pins you against the wa-
Me: *clicks more fast than the light* You were saying UA-cam?
him: *kisses neck*
me: *randomly listening to this while playing Fortnite* uh..
him: *throws me on the bed*
me: *rips earbuds out aggressively* REEEEE IM DONE IM DONE
strangely relatable
@@earlyceckout8655 lmao
@@alii_baba BAHDBWBE
Okay, quick question: How awkward is it to do the kissing noises for ASMR?🤣🤣🤣
W h e e z e- wait w h a t-
Thats my question too like how they do it is it awkward what do there girlfriends/boyfriends say when you do it (they probably dont have girlfriends or boyfriends ;-;)
pls don't ruin the vibe-
@@killerqueen6733 guess I already did that😜
I think it is not bad plus the fan girls be goin
How to be happy :
Step 1 click this video
Step 2 listen to him
Step 3 read the comments
PARADISE.
Yes indeed *PARADISE*
I should so be doing my assignment on The Middle East before my grade drops 😂
Same but this is way more important 😌
My grade already dropped :’)
You and me both
@@amdkrnwnwb7401 true
@@amdkrnwnwb7401 you not wrong about that lol
Now where is the girl/guy that wanted to get pinned in the last video.
"I'll have to get my scarf"
Me: AIZAWA?? HITOSHI?
lmaoooooooo-
Yeah
@@josalynwoodford123 the fuck why are you here aren't you dating dabi
I am actually supposed to read two books for school tomorrow, but my grades can drop because I would rather listen to your videos. :)) I have no words, this was very good.
“What do you want me to do?”
I WANT YOU TO PARK THAT BIG MAC TRUCK, RIGHT IN THIS LITTLE GARA-
THIS FELT SO AKWARD BUT I KINDA LIKED IT
Not me actually tickling my pillow and pretending to be tickled 😳😳😳
Ik embarrassing right?
Don't be embarrassed it's who you are everyone is different
bOKUTOOOO???🤺
Bokuto? Oikawa? tf are you doing here? o.O
Bokuto? Oinkawa? LEVI?!?
@@kaylahaney3369 oh.. baby i'm not even here
Fun fact:
Due to the time difference, anytime Noah uploads, it's usually in the wee hours of the morning for me in Malaysia and I always end up watching it on my way to work and I feel like such a bad girl 😂😌
him : close your eyes
me: does not cloes my eyes*
him : stop your cheating
me : HOW THE FU-
Him: “I’ll throw you back onto the bed”
Me: *throws myself onto my bed*
“This bitch empty. YEET!”
* video starts with kisses *
me: WHOAAA WHO SAID I WAS READY?!?!
I'm having bad cramps and I'm literally curled up on my bed crying so I needed this thx😌
I forgot my phone was connected to my tv how do I explain to my parents what this is👁👄👁
you own your own god speed
you're like the 4th or 5th volleyball guy i see here..
@@mxavocadosimp551 ayo?
@@someonewhoisconfusedaboutt6282 who is you?
@@mxavocadosimp551 I’m you?
You literally just made me gasp. 😍 Note to self: do NOT listen to playful Noah whilst in public. Mmmmmmmm...blindfolds...speechless
Him: I’ll have to get my scarf.
Me: Aizawa?! Is that you?
„You want me to chase you?“ Me, sitting here, sipping my coffee *yeah actually no* 😃
3:05 she's a runner she's a track star 🥶💯
Omg how did I just find him yesterday I’m screeching
same.. xd
Whenever i missed having a relationship i always listen to this asmr. me and my bf broke up last year which really sucks because we never got to get along much before we broke up it just got so cold, then one day someone send me a message request and it was from a girl which i believe was his ex but in reality it was really his Girlfriend and they were still in a relation ship for 3 yrs, while our's lasted 1yr. it was devestating but it was also a relief i don't have to be with someone like him.
His deep voice giving me shivers down my spine 😃🖐🏻
Why I didn't find this masterpiece before
youtube: n-
almost there
your getting closer
me: I AM HERE 👀✨
youtube: i didn't get to finish-
2:58 "You know I'm pretty fast"
Yes we understood it in the beginning.
UA-cam : Dom-
Me : YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED-🏃💨
Him:"you know I'm pretty fast"
Me: wait what- 👁👄👁
Him: Im gonna have to get my scarf
Me: Boy this ain't bird box
This videos audio levels are so good I had my volume almost all the way down and still heard every word clearly 😌🤌
POV: your that single let’s be friends 😭
Hey friend
hello 👋
Dayum- i've been craving this😩😩
One statement that we all heard before but so true:
“ *Quarantine has brought us here-* ”
We will never forget that one statement that’s so true-
(Not expecting to get likes XD)
UA-cam: No-
*Me with my family*
''No ASSIGNMENT TODAY HAHA-''