@@LizzyLizzyLizzy I'm literally gonna die if it is lol I'm from the same area as Dolly😅 It's wild to think people all over the world know someone from this tiny place lol. I was born and raised listening to Dolly, seeing her a few times, and going to Dollywood and her other attractions. But she's a legend now! So proud of her. She's like everyone's favorite family member, always so kind and caring :)
@@rayiahester637 hey i have a question im trying to find the vanilla lace perfume from victoria secret but i cant seem to find it so i wanted to know is it the same as it or similliar if you know how vanilla lace smell.
Also guys it helps if the butter is really HOT when you mix it in and also when u put the eggs and coco powder in make sure to FOLD it instead of mixing otherwise they’ll be really dry
@@k0rtl7n2d0pe he really doesn't man. Listen, he should've known that I don't want a normal wedding, if I'm stuck marrying a man, imma wear a fucking black dress and you can't stop me amd if he dont like that then I don't want him ✌😔
@@peytonriley1061 the conservative side of my family 😂 I don't really care tho, ive made it my mission to piss them off as much as possible because they suck.
*As soon as the video starts* Me: Did he just growl? Is he growling? What are you a tiger? Ok 1: miss girl, wtf would you get into a random man's CAR?!?! 2: My lonely ass would be fine with this ngl
K can we talk about the ending tho?(spoiler) THE FUCK HAPEND THERE??!! Like- W A T It confused me alot and how did he not figure out it was the teacher it was so obvious!
I'm usually scary of yanderes, but this one particularly hit on me, because he don't stop talking about how I smell, and everyone always tell me how good I smell, so it sounded super personal and I probably gonna check my door Nd windows twice before sleep tonight
Me: bored as all hell one day UA-cam: Let's take advantage of this girl's loneliness *recommends Noah's Haven* Me: hmmm how bad can this be *Watches 1 video* Me: A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD. I am now addicted after his first video which was like about a month ago
@@yadi9620 Noah's Haven was the first ASMR boyfriend type video and now I am addicted to every single video made by him and some other good ASMR boyfriend channels
@@ilannisantana9582 I was embarrassed at first I couldn't even subcribe but tbh they are really good and I said f#!* it and have been subcribing to a lot of em 😅
Me: *almost being kidnapped multiple times and now bringing a metal baseball bat with me everywhere I go even though I don't play baseball and also ridding my skateboard everywhere* try me bitchesssss
I feel like vampires would be very condescending to any human partners they have but at the same time are deeply protective and loyal like " they maybe dumb, but im the only one allowed to say it"
In a few years from now, when we need a job, that degree will come in handy. It's not so useless. When you wanna play videogames or buy your own stuff. Get a house, a fancy car?? Idk what you like. But you'll need a job to afford that stuff. And you won't get a good paying job without education. 👌🏻
It’s common for some people I’m 80% German and my English is spot on. But when you are a fast learner or lived here for a long time it tends to come naturally. However a Hamburg German accent doesn’t have that luckiness so it depends how much you are, where you’re from, and how fast of a learner you are.
“Isnt that lovely ?” My 6th sense: somethings up My gut feeling: something is up My brain: don’t get in the car remember? My schizophrenia: Dude even im telling you to stop Me: haha no its just a chill dude
You know what, you've probably made my family happy that you've kidnapped me, no more annoying me for them but now its time to annoy you so sir you made big mistake kidnapping me.
I would love to see more of this yandere/evil Noah content!! It’s so incredibly good. I also wanna say that if a scary man ever tried to give me a ride home (and he spoke with your voice)... I would probably end up in a ditch somewhere lol.
I come back to this video once in a while. Your voice, the rain, the music starting at 1:47, everything captured me. No matter how many times I listen to it, I don't get bored of it.
Dear younger girls let me give a little advise thats why you dont get in a stragers car, dont let your drinks alone on the bar, never trust men that you only know some minute's and he want to go the backdoor.
him: hey u need to get somewhere? me: sir u got a 1200 dollor car I'm good him:need a lift? me: I good I-i really don't want too my dumass: puts stuff in car my brain: why am I here!!!!! Whyyyyyyyy!
So, for some reason I thought it would be funny to write a line from a famous country song into this roleplay. Name the song and win a prize lol 😅
Is it Jolene?? 😅
@@hayleybaldwin4375 yeah, it’s Jolene!
@@LizzyLizzyLizzy I'm literally gonna die if it is lol I'm from the same area as Dolly😅 It's wild to think people all over the world know someone from this tiny place lol. I was born and raised listening to Dolly, seeing her a few times, and going to Dollywood and her other attractions. But she's a legend now! So proud of her. She's like everyone's favorite family member, always so kind and caring :)
Jolene jolene jolenee 🎶
Edit:
Someone figured it out already 🙈
Him: Your smile is like a breath of spring
Me: Ebribadeh!! *Your voice is soft like summer rain and I cannot compete with you, Jolene♪ ♬*
Guys, please don’t go into strangers cars unless you really REALLY have to. There are some truly scary people out there
Just call an uber
So true
Id rather get a bus then go into a strangers car or get an uber
Pur
agreed
I started screaming “don’t get in the car”, like I could change anything that will happen
Hi
@@shumaya1045 hello
Heyyyy Angels!!!
Literally me everytime lol
Lol
Rule number one of life: NEVER GET IN A STRANGERS CAR
Yeah that's what I was thinking am I dumb or something
Ikr like girl did they not teach you this??? First thing anyone ever taught me as a little girl is don't talk to strangers
I don't know what I got into the car!!!
No they should be afraid of me😌
Or do get in 😉
Him: are you trying to runaway from something
Me: yeah my parents expectations 🏃🏽♀️
Relatable
thank you for saying the truth 😌😅🥲
So true unfortunately.
@@milkteaasmr8165 still trying to rub off the expectations
@@chiaraisok6978 DONT GOTTA REMIND ME DANG😭
Possessive yandere boy : you’re mine now forever
Me: forever 😩🤚🏼 you lucky I’m lonely
I am so lolo lo lo loneyyyyy
❤️
I have no friends just family that's all!
@@bug1479 I’ll be your friend
lonelyyyyy i'm mr. lonelyyyyyyy i have nobodyyyyy for my owwwwwWWWWWnnnn
He's scary and cute at the same time-
THATS WHAT I LIKE THATS WHAT I LIKE BBY!!!
Im just gonna ignore ur name👁👄👁
@@clarencequimsing6352 Good choice
yep 😭
just like my sleep paralysis hallucination/demons
Who need a therapist when Noah's voice exists ?
Hey!! I saw your comment on another video. Haiiii friend 💙💙💙
@@zeldork7857 hey 💜
Hey I love your pfp🖤
So true
Said the bible right there.
Him: "If you want I can give you a lift."
Me:: "Hehe no thanks."
Him: "Yeah no problem you can put your stuff in-"
me: 👁👄👁
Im taking my chAnces
Aint no flipping way im getting into a car with a stranger
Bro if a car even drives past me while I'm walking I'm on edge and this bitch straight up gets in 💀💀💀
@@SmallCactus22 lmao exactly
I known i was going in the car if i like or not...
LMFAO
“i like her better than all the others combined-“
dare i even ask what happened to the others? 🧍♀️
They disobeyed and got killed💀
He dismembered them and LITERALLY combined them and we were better 💕
One died, one survived, two “divorced”, two beheaded 🧍♀️
@@IwaChansSpike Henry the 8th is that u????
@@IwaChansSpike Ok I love you
Him: *are you... running away from something..?*
Me: tax fraud. The IRS is only a few states behind me, drive faster
*I- 😭😭💀*
lmao WHAT 💀
Girl, your crazier than Joker
🤫
Same 😬
him: "she smells nice, rlly nice, tasty."
me: literally thanks just bought this purfume it's vanilla ;)
You got a new vanilla perfume and didn’t say the name? Shameful
@@terrifiedpossum2335 omg sorry!! It’s bane vanilla I got it at Victoria secret, it is a little pricey tho
@@rayiahester637 thank you 🙏 my sister has that same one and it SMELLS INDESCRIBABLY GOOD
@@terrifiedpossum2335 UGH I LITERALLY LOVE IT, I also have amber romance and if u mix that with bane vanilla it smells so amazing😩
@@rayiahester637 hey i have a question im trying to find the vanilla lace perfume from victoria secret but i cant seem to find it so i wanted to know is it the same as it or similliar if you know how vanilla lace smell.
Anyways here’s the Recipe for brownies:
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
1/3 cup cocoa powder
2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup milk
I made these last night and they were BUSSINNNN thx
Also guys it helps if the butter is really HOT when you mix it in and also when u put the eggs and coco powder in make sure to FOLD it instead of mixing otherwise they’ll be really dry
why's this a thing
🤣🤣🤣
NOT ENOUGH COCOA POWDER, AND YOUR LACKING IN BUTTER THATS GOING TO TURN TO COOKIES.
“a stranger picks you up in his car-“
me: “so...like an Uber ride?”
‘Ive never been to ovoo javer’
@@moonkittyyy LMAO I’m getting flashbacks😂
@@RavenHeart_Gacha im sorry i have to every time i hear uber driver i think if that 😩
Yandere: you need a key to open the seatbelt
Me: what kind of car is this if you need a key to open a seatbelt
A modified car 😂🤭
@@itsthisguy8245 "i need a seatbelt buckle that requires a key to open it"
"oh, you're a parent?" "...yes."
The door
That just a problem if you crash you can't easily get off of the car
A new and improved one
me: I don't like yanderes
Noah: heyy
me: OKKK YOU WIN, YOU TOTALLY HAVE ME
I. Don’t. Wanna. Be. Rude. But. If. You. Don’t. Like. Yanderes. I. Can. Not. Talk. To. You
@@katiejackson8854, she liked it in the end.
@@katiejackson8854 why tho? These are people being mean to "show their love" idk girl
him at the start: 🦁🦁🦁
me: what’s with the GRgrGrgRr at the start 😭💀
also him: she smells nice, really nice, tasty
my stomach: 🦋🦋🦋
@Iyana Jones PLSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
THAT WAS THE CAR PULLING UP- ASDHASJKDASJKD
@@sin2983 PLSSS I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT- SKSJSKSJ 😭😭😭
@@theemissgirl WELL- GGRgRGRGRGrgRrrggrGRgrG
no cape i think the people on this chat is becoming weirdอิ_อี;
Mom: are u talking to somebody?
Me: no no
Mom: he sounds really old
Me: mom that's mean to say
Mom: so your talking to a guy
Me: mom wtf no
"He sounds really old" bruh💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
LMAOO SO RELATABLE 😩🖐️
Why you don't get headphones? I have many because of my mom
Noah: You definitely seem like you could break guy’s heart
me: ( *being single for 18 years for a reason* ) u-uhm?
😭😭
Fr 😭
Me for 14. And I am flying solo. Baby... he he..
Here I'm 25 n single
"Why'd you leave him"
Me: he wouldn't let me wear a black dress smh
Damn he just doesn't understand us smh
@@k0rtl7n2d0pe he really doesn't man. Listen, he should've known that I don't want a normal wedding, if I'm stuck marrying a man, imma wear a fucking black dress and you can't stop me amd if he dont like that then I don't want him ✌😔
@@honestlyjustvibing5350 preach girl!!!!
Wow , yea that you should. Who doesn’t like a black dress?!
@@peytonriley1061 the conservative side of my family 😂 I don't really care tho, ive made it my mission to piss them off as much as possible because they suck.
Stockholm syndrome entered the chat
Always 😂
“I know they’ll be coming to fine me soon,
but my Stockholm syndrome is in your rooom”
@@itsthisguy8245 after all this time?
@@yourfavbtxh7398 Bro, that's exactly what I was thinking!
Why do I find yanderes really attractive. I'll never know
Ikr ㅜㅡㅜ
Their undying love and devotion.
I'm actually quite obsess with yanderes honestly uwu maybe because of their undying love and scary yet flirty words? Idk uwu
Ur not the only one😂😂😂
All of us are 😂
Fck-
The starting scared the shit out of me-
I’m wearing earphones with full volume ISHSISHAAUSH
IM SORRY BUT I KEEP LAUGHING
no bc literally my soul jumped out of my body for a second 🧍🏾♀️
Yandere: Whyd you leave him?
Me: Because im gay💃
lol the best comment ever
LMAO
🏳🌈✌
😂
Pfftt relatable🏳️🌈
U should do a "overprotective Yandere Boy Protects you" or smth
I second that
Definitely!!
Yuhhhh
VOUCH
I fifth that ✋
Yandere boys are so wholesome in a ✨kinky✨ kidda way♥️
IKR 😳
We did not just jump into a stranger's car 🚶
I-...... He was kinda hot due... 😔✌
AND IMMA DO IT AGAIN😏💅
@@si.1539 I mean... 😏if the driver is that hot I wouldn't mind getting in his car WKDMSKCMDMCM
KIRI what are you doing here you have bakugou
No we didnt jump we quietly sat down like the idiot we are
Nope we totally just did
Me: *reads scary in title*
Me: It's Noah it can't be that scary.
The beginning starts:
Me: *starts freaking out*
“Now your mine, forever”
Understandable have a great day-
8:30 Him: "The key....is me" 😏
Me: 😐 A monKEY.............*WHEEZE*
Him”how our you running away from”
Me”well I was trying to run away from myself but it is not working”
oop😃
Him mentioning how good I smell, and not like the others, had my mind spiral into the countless cannibals case I've been watching.
Saaame. When he said tasty I-
@@katsukibakugou8384 Imma straight jumping out that car🤣, besides you can slip out off a seat belt. I don't wanna be a snacc..... literally.
Omg same! That’s literally the first thing I thought of☠️
*As soon as the video starts*
Me: Did he just growl? Is he growling? What are you a tiger?
Ok 1: miss girl, wtf would you get into a random man's CAR?!?!
2: My lonely ass would be fine with this ngl
With the first 2..........IKR LIKE WTF U GETTING IN SOMEONES CAR FOR
What's worse they didn't even think about it twice I-
Same tbh 😂
Him: "Alright safety first though... Put your seatbelt on please."
Me: *Instantly has Erased Flashbacks* "Oh shit-"
nOOOOO OH MY GOD PAHAHA
K can we talk about the ending tho?(spoiler)
THE FUCK HAPEND THERE??!!
Like-
W A T
It confused me alot
and how did he not figure out it was the teacher it was so obvious!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH REEEEEEEEEEEE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT 🤣✌
I'm usually scary of yanderes, but this one particularly hit on me, because he don't stop talking about how I smell, and everyone always tell me how good I smell, so it sounded super personal and I probably gonna check my door Nd windows twice before sleep tonight
“I’m gonna make you feel special” YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL~
I like how the tags are [jealous] [scary] and then there's [rain] 😭😭😭✋🏻
*[rain]*
r a i n
rAiN
Him: what do we have here?
Me: a sleep deprived girl tryna pass colllege sir >_
SIS SAME
Description: A stranger picks you up in his car on a rainy night. A night so...
Me: jumping my way into the stockholm syndrome hole. 🕳️🏃
Me: bored as all hell one day
UA-cam: Let's take advantage of this girl's loneliness *recommends Noah's Haven*
Me: hmmm how bad can this be
*Watches 1 video*
Me: A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDDD. I am now addicted after his first video which was like about a month ago
this is how I found this channel but with other video lmao
@@yadi9620 Noah's Haven was the first ASMR boyfriend type video and now I am addicted to every single video made by him and some other good ASMR boyfriend channels
@@ilannisantana9582 I was embarrassed at first I couldn't even subcribe but tbh they are really good and I said f#!* it and have been subcribing to a lot of em 😅
@@yadi9620 girl drop the names
Me: I don't like yandere roleplay
Noah: HOLD MY BEER
Aye
aye i'm the same way
Noah: If you want I can give you a lift
Me: nah fam I’m good I like the rain
midoriya- WHAT
@@ヤト-b7b what rain is relaxing
Me: *almost being kidnapped multiple times and now bringing a metal baseball bat with me everywhere I go even though I don't play baseball and also ridding my skateboard everywhere* try me bitchesssss
Are u okay
Corpse that you?👁️👄👁️
A baseball bat, no a roller skates but a skateboard. Almost Lil Slugger/Shonen batto from Paranoia Agent 😲
*I joined my schools baseball for this particular reason*
-Where u from?
Me: Poland
- Oh thats quite far away
Me: EXACTLY
Cześć kurwa
@@annagalinska6757 O siema
Ooo myślałam że jestem sama xddd
@@kinga6005 jak widać nie xD ale nie spodziewałam się, że jest nas tyle
@@dontellmymum xddd a dobrze dobrze
Y'all want a yandere until they start stabbing you to show their "love"
I think they only do it if they can't have you
my knife kink: "allow me to introduce myself"
@@quix405 LMFOAOA
Me: i can choose who i want to be with! My life, my choice 😤
Yandere:my knife, ur life 😚😚👋🔪🔪
you look like me, bro
Me: "Oh Noah posted, sick" *thinks headphones are connected*
Video: "shes smells nice. Tasty 😏"
Literally everyone including the educator: 👁👄👁
Lmao RIP
Go back with Izuku Katsuki!
OH NO
oh god this just happened to me at my grandmas house like shit im gonna die help me ToT
@@nerdygay8941 LOL I CANT BREATHE
the growls at the beginning pls-
*Him:* "Do you need to get somewhere?"
*My head:* "DONT DO IT. DONT DO IT"
*My dumbass:* YeAh SuRe, YoU DoN'T SeEm SkEtChY At AlL
Ahahahaa
Hahahahaha thanks for the laugh
I cant be the only one who is imaging this in their head? Or am i weird- 🤠
Nope I do it all the time
same
I think we are sibilings sibilings think alike
Nope, I still imagine it after I listen it
I had to do my German homework but this is more important 👁👄👁
Always is more important 😌✋
I just finished my German homework lol
I mean he is german
If a women says ‘no’ it is a “NO”.
Even for boys.
i’m literally in class.
**clicks anyway**
Bro same💀
Same
Me: *reads title* alright, alright, where are my shoes? Imma beat this boy with them.
Edit: we love when we get beat with a shoe by our parents✌
and it still happens... strict parents check~ TT^TT
My friend forgot how to right title and wrote tittle then got suspended for about a week lol
I feel like vampires would be very condescending to any human partners they have but at the same time are deeply protective and loyal like " they maybe dumb, but im the only one allowed to say it"
school is useless anyways 🙄✋ let's watch Noah's new video😎
Agree 🙄✋
In a few years from now, when we need a job, that degree will come in handy. It's not so useless.
When you wanna play videogames or buy your own stuff. Get a house, a fancy car?? Idk what you like. But you'll need a job to afford that stuff. And you won't get a good paying job without education. 👌🏻
There’s no way you’re German 😭 Your American English accent is so dope! ❤️
Wait- he's German 😃
@@muzansfedora he is 😃
What hes German how I litterye can't hear it 😳
It’s common for some people I’m 80% German and my English is spot on. But when you are a fast learner or lived here for a long time it tends to come naturally. However a Hamburg German accent doesn’t have that luckiness so it depends how much you are, where you’re from, and how fast of a learner you are.
What a good day to be german
“Get in the car”
Me:NO! 🏃🏻♀️💨💨💨💨
*remembers its a Noah’s haven*
Me:WAIT COME BACK!!
Him: exists in the first five seconds
Me:
AHHH HELP THATS SCARY I THINK A DEMON GROWLED AT ME
yooooooo...it’s 1am...i need a hug
*hug's you*
*virtual hugs*
him: why did you leave him ?
me: i saw you so i leaved him
“Isnt that lovely ?”
My 6th sense: somethings up
My gut feeling: something is up
My brain: don’t get in the car remember?
My schizophrenia: Dude even im telling you to stop
Me: haha no its just a chill dude
Oh, so you werent kidding when you said scary
You shall not pass with out a
✨Simp card 💳✨
Why thank you for the ✨simp card✨
@@maryraygoza246 your welcome
I'm a simple person I see "yandere" and "scary" I click
A clingy/needy for attention boyfriend would be cute
U UNDERSTAND ✨
You know what, you've probably made my family happy that you've kidnapped me, no more annoying me for them but now its time to annoy you so sir you made big mistake kidnapping me.
Me trying not to romanticize Stockholm syndrome
Also me falling in love with this roleplay 💀
I would love to see more of this yandere/evil Noah content!! It’s so incredibly good.
I also wanna say that if a scary man ever tried to give me a ride home (and he spoke with your voice)... I would probably end up in a ditch somewhere lol.
Second this, his voice and energy fit so well!
The start scared the life out of me😅😂
I thought he was growling at me 🤣
I thought he was snoring 😂😂😂
"Shes smalls nice" I laughed at the statement for 10 minutes
I come back to this video once in a while. Your voice, the rain, the music starting at 1:47, everything captured me. No matter how many times I listen to it, I don't get bored of it.
Dear younger girls let me give a little advise thats why you dont get in a stragers car, dont let your drinks alone on the bar, never trust men that you only know some minute's and he want to go the backdoor.
Him: *kidnapping you*
Also him: “ safety first :) “
Kidnapping me I can deal with but you said "others", there can only be me
“ isn’t that lovely “
Me : all alone heart of glass my mind of stone
Tear me to pieces skin and bone
@@Yomom_dotcom skin to bone
Hello welcome home
Him:“Are you trying to run away from something”
Me: my scary @ss French teacher👁👁
He has the ability to make anyone’s day by dropping any video!
It’s raining where I’m at right now so this is perfect 💜
“The person that has the key is me”
OKAY WELL I KINDA NEED THAT RN SO HAND IT OVER
Him: “There’s something about your eyes, something about your smell.”
Me: run run run run run 🏃♂️
The sound effects are next level! Great attention to detail
Him: him breathing ✨HARD✨ in the beginning.
Me: AYO WE JUST STARTED- * falls off bed* YOU SAW NOTHING BUT WE JUST STARTED.
“Why are you getting out?”
I’m lOoKiNg fOr tHe nEaReSt ✨ McdOnAlDs ✨
Oh hey todoroki-kun 👋🏻
UA-cam: Why are you always late when Noah uploads?
Me: BECAUSE YOUR NOTIFICATIONS DON’T WORK!
UA-cam: ...
Me smelling myself after he says I smell good: 🧍🏽♀️🪰💩
"I'm ganna treat you just the way you deserve to be treated.."
ME: say no more! 👸🏻💃🏻
Him: "so...who or what are you running away from?"
Me:my family-
Him: "your wedding?"
Me: wait im engaged?-
My heart escalated fast before the asmr even started📈📈
“ She smells so good “
😩😩 YOUR LUCKY IM SINGLE ONLY ONE PROBLEM I HAVE ANIME HUSBANDS 😩💜
If he ain't animated I ain't gonna get in the car
Please!!!! Do a part two!!!! He's insane, I love it!!
He sounds more like a possessive wolf finding his mate
we are so spoiled and im not complaining
“You’re mine now, forever”
Me: Yea yea, I agree with you. Yours forever 😀
him: hey u need to get somewhere?
me: sir u got a 1200 dollor car I'm good
him:need a lift?
me: I good I-i really don't want too
my dumass: puts stuff in car
my brain: why am I here!!!!! Whyyyyyyyy!
"Smells nice" I feel like a god/regalia now haha Noragami reference 😅✋
UA-cam: notification
Me:I'm here I'm here
8:00 not me having a headcanon that y/n can read lips and that’s why she tried to leave-
HAHA yea totally. :')
Every Yandere ASMR video i listined to.. Noahs gave me the chills & goosebumps
such an masterpiece, as always 💜
This is kinda scary but your voice is relaxing so i'm trying not to think too much about it. Thank you for the video! Btw i think the song is Jolene!
Here I go again... Simping a person who doesn't even know I exist 🧍🏻♂️
That’s literally me watthefuck