Watching this video is like being a toddler in gold armor with 100% less health than you should have on training wheels going into a bar and being forced to drink rum because your dad wanted you to and then getting hit in the face with a frying pan and the bartender saying "oh why aren't you fighting back?"
*"You don't know what you ask traveller... My strongest potions would kill a man, let alone a manlet! You need a seller that sells weaker potions - my potions are too strong!"* "why can't I close this chest?"
In all fairness to Jerma he hadn't played Terraria before, let alone heavily modded Terraria, and ster did a poor job explaining pretty much anything throughout the streams. Completely understandable that Jerma had no idea what he was doing most of the time.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode two of Jermaria! the series where I play Calamity, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "single player" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got some potions right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good potion!
@@redirmer760 -i will paypal you 10$ if it doesn't already exist, no jape- simple google search made me both smile in joy and vomit in disgust. Stick to YT and twitch. Out thar be monsters
Jerma reminds me of family guy or something but instead of "remember that one time" it's him doing random analogies for things he could really easily explain with words.
The thing I've noticed with these terraria streams with star and jerma is that star does a horrible job at explaining things to jerma, and then get's mad at him when he doesn't understand. On the other end, jerma can be somewhat incompetent when it comes to new games, and he seriously has no clue what he's doing even when someone is screaming the 2 step instructions at him. Basically dumb and dumber
Ster throwing jerma into both calamity and thorium at the same time on his first terraria playthrough is probably the most hanious and mischievous act ive seen performed performed by a human being
Star and Jerma :) I just watched all your old videos together and it makes me so happy to see new ones. I know you went through a rough patch at some point, but it makes my day to see you both game together goofing around
I love these streams because I've never played Terraria either so I'm on exactly the same wavelength as jerma the whole time ~ It sure is weird and confusing haha
Yeah I actually appreciate that they're playing modded and Jerma has no idea what is going on. I normally do NOT enjoy watching Terraria because it is usually just two people digging and doing idk what but with the mods it becomes Jerma fighting off surprise alien attacks in confusion and that is much more entertaining
I'm still bummed Star introduced Terraria to Jerma with TONS of content mods, kind of muddying the basic experience and giving him time to learn. The house is the absolute bare minimum for NPCs and it kind of robbed him of some first-time experiences
To Star's credit, Jerma admitted if he was playing vanilla Terraria he'd be bored senseless in a short span of time, he pretty much put Star up to it to keep him engaged
I said this on the first video, but Jerma would absolutely be bored out of his mind playing classic terraria. He couldn’t even get through a Minecraft playthrough.
@@nogaynamesallowed Did he say that? I thought it was Star that thought that and ultimately made the choice to go heavily modded. Maybe I had the wrong conclusion
@@thot.process I would say Terraria is more goal-driven and has more action than Minecraft though. They're both sandbox games but even if it still wouldn't be Jerma's cup of tea it's more stimulating I think
anyone else: I'm not sure what to do in this situation jerma: I'm like a deformed rat from the 1940's and you've just given me an iphone se and told me to hack the pentagon
8:34 Yeah my old dog used to do a dode right in the middle of the kitchen in the middle of the night for us to find in protest if we didn't walk him because it rained all day or something. I have plenty of anecdotal evidence; malicious dog poops are a thing
jerma I know you probably wont see this but my brother just left to the coast guard and I have been a little down lateley but you always make me laugh and cheer my days up just a bit more, thank you and keep up the funny vids
i remember when ster tried to stream tf2 on April fools once and got DDOS'd immediately. That was the last i ever heard of him. Its kind of funny how jerma has effectively become bigger than him since that time.
Its so nice of Ster to babysit his baby brother Jeremy and let him use all his high-level gear even tho he's just going to get slobber all over the controller. Truly an amazing big bro, so wholesome.
I’m amazed at how he never runs out of analogies to say how overwhelmed with information he is
Thats why he's overwhelmed. Jerma can totally play terraria and be good, he's just got a circus of twisting analogies for a personality
It’s much more common with Star because it’s such a buzzard relationship
He has analogies for everything else too, like the clam attack
He comes up with a new one every 15 minutes
Maybe he's so overwhelmed by all the analogies he knows that he cant take in any more information
Watching this video is like being a toddler in gold armor with 100% less health than you should have on training wheels going into a bar and being forced to drink rum because your dad wanted you to and then getting hit in the face with a frying pan and the bartender saying "oh why aren't you fighting back?"
And your also at the chocolate factory
and a grenade is rolled in and star expects you to know how to deal with it
xenolotl oh, and everything is free if you know the recipe to the frying pan
And you have to take out the enemy king
this is an excellent comment thread
I love how jerma cuts off clips mid-argument so he has the last word, and how star did the same in his videos
he doesn't edit these videos
Youre psychotic mate
where would i find stars videos?
@@DerEineDa96 Star_ channel
This would be a lot funnier if there wasnt an editor credited in the description
potion seller: "You cannot handle my potions"
Jerma: "Cool, so how much will it cost"
*"You don't know what you ask traveller... My strongest potions would kill a man, let alone a manlet! You need a seller that sells weaker potions - my potions are too strong!"*
"why can't I close this chest?"
@Артём Копачёв sweet dude cool hearing from ya again
Nothing says Jerma more than him still using the copper axe this far in the game.
He just doesn't play Terraria, that's not a Jerma thing. I would also be using a copper axe, because I also have no idea what the fuck is going on.
In all fairness to Jerma he hadn't played Terraria before, let alone heavily modded Terraria, and ster did a poor job explaining pretty much anything throughout the streams. Completely understandable that Jerma had no idea what he was doing most of the time.
Usually my progression is copper axe -> war axe of the night -> whatever picksaw/digging claw i can get my hands on lol
@@curt7777777777 I usually go Copper Axe -> Meteor/Molten Hamaxe/Sawtooth Shark -> Whatever I get in hardmode (Usually butcher's chainsaw/The Axe)
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode two of Jermaria! the series where I play Calamity, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "single player" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got some potions right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good potion!
cidah*
and when I say "single player" I use that term pretty loosely because I am with star
@@258thHiGuy star is the single player
You're gonna see a lot of fails, you're gonna see a lot of triumphs, *hopefully*
You mean a cup of coffee, little bit of chicken, maybe some cheetos
Ster: Hits Jerma with frying pan while Jerma is sleeping.
Ster: I have stood in bed.
Артём Копачёв I agree
after all these years this romance is still perfect
*clam spawns and kills everyone INSTANTLY*
Ster: "Jerma why didn't you do anything to stop that?"
First
Great name rusty I love the reference
THE GIANT ENEMY CLAM
BWEHNUHH BWEENENINININENINININE BWIIINNIII
24:43 oh no not the Oneyplays hypothetical.
The hypothetical that leads to hours passing by arguing
the boys are back in town
And God are they sexy
Jerma x ster_ fan fiction when?
When I realised it was sters voice I almost started crying
Space Burger same
@@redirmer760
-i will paypal you 10$ if it doesn't already exist, no jape-
simple google search made me both smile in joy and vomit in disgust.
Stick to YT and twitch. Out thar be monsters
24:43 Oneyplays tiny hitler cross over
Chris was right all along
perfect copy*
As soon as he said that I got so confused.
It leaves out what star says which is hilarious.
"He would and he does."
But you can't make a perfect copy!!
24:44 the Oney Hypothetical
Chris was right
tiny hitler
@@samsonmcgloughlin It's not the same person because it's a clone, it didn't do anything
R.i.p Shapiffany.
@@SolomanVandy but he thinks he did something wrong and is fine with thinking he killed millions of jews
I love how you see the alien ship moving really fast on the mini map before it attacks jerma
Who's starting the million dollar Go-Fund-Me for Jermacraft II?
This star guy is pretty funny. He should play with Jerma more often!
Bro, imagine if they played Team Fortress 2 together and this star guy trolled Jerma, that would be hilarious!
I dunno he kinda sounds like he is depressed.
I wonder if he plays Diablo... Feels like his kind of game
Dude it would be like, so Epic! If star dude smoke crack with Jerma and his brother Junko on their wacky gamer kush inflatable water bed!
"He doesn't know OMEGALUL"
Wait, that can’t be how that happened.
Oh god not again
Byeah
How do you feel now that they’re about to upload the finale of that lets play today?
This is like watching a father yell at his 8 year old son for not understanding quantum mechanics
God these guys hate eachother
the sexual tension is virulent
I love when they make each other laugh in the middle of an argument. Just shows that Sterma never died.
The absolute panic from Jerma when he got jumpscared by the boss is one of the best ments from him in a while
@zx aaa genovapedia.org
Ster hits jerma over the head with a chair for 28 minutes
3:50 i laughed my ass off when it came back out of know where
star got there real freakin' quick for how little Jerma was actually saying about the situation.
ME ME ME ME MEEE
Whose wise idea was it to introduce Jerma to Terraria through an overhaul mod?
I don't think it was this "Star" guy, seems like he's just trying to help poor disabled veteran Jerma. I bet CHAT did this!!
I dont think that is overhaul but thorium
Jerma reminds me of family guy or something but instead of "remember that one time" it's him doing random analogies for things he could really easily explain with words.
The thing I've noticed with these terraria streams with star and jerma is that star does a horrible job at explaining things to jerma, and then get's mad at him when he doesn't understand. On the other end, jerma can be somewhat incompetent when it comes to new games, and he seriously has no clue what he's doing even when someone is screaming the 2 step instructions at him.
Basically dumb and dumber
its just them memeing
That's why they've always gone well together. They're a classic two-man act
RIP Raven's Cry cussing captain voicelines
BE BRAEVV, LADS
"you left the window unlocked" this is what happens when you use 100% of your creative energy
I'm still so mad that Jerma is complaining about how complicated this is when we all know just how many mods ster roped him into
I love how jerma's character is representative of him irl
Ster throwing jerma into both calamity and thorium at the same time on his first terraria playthrough is probably the most hanious and mischievous act ive seen performed performed by a human being
WAIT THERE WAS ACTUALLY A PORN STREAM? I THOUGHT MY FRIENDS WERE JOKING LOL
Time stamp: 25:25
LOOOOL
what porn stresm
@@toribunny wait what are u talking about
Yeah I Do jerma said something about a porn stream at the top of the just chatting section on twitch for an hour
Star and Jerma :) I just watched all your old videos together and it makes me so happy to see new ones. I know you went through a rough patch at some point, but it makes my day to see you both game together goofing around
First
Wow, Calamity without it's music mod is so desolate...
Was not expecting a "tiny ster" hypothetical
I love these streams because I've never played Terraria either so I'm on exactly the same wavelength as jerma the whole time ~ It sure is weird and confusing haha
Playing tmodloader(modded) terraria does not help
Yeah I actually appreciate that they're playing modded and Jerma has no idea what is going on. I normally do NOT enjoy watching Terraria because it is usually just two people digging and doing idk what but with the mods it becomes Jerma fighting off surprise alien attacks in confusion and that is much more entertaining
"There's clams in my spawn Jerma"
The oneyplays hypothetical lmao
i have never played terraria so i didnt even realise this was modded until i saw the sans gaster blasters like 23 minutes in
"Those are MY bananas!"
loving the sterarria chronicles. hopefully jerma understands what he’s doing one day 🙏
Dude the ufo just fucking smashing down on Jerma out of nowhere took me out
Sterraria: Jeremy's End
“Malicious poops” - Ster
That MGRR health bar and percentage is pretty sex
Nice, something to keep me entertained while I wait for the Eternal Darkness
stream today
Edit: jermaVenus it’s time
Keep Waiting.
@@gionator7041 it just started!
@@funx24X7Aight I'm on the move!
What about Hilliary's emails?
I'm still bummed Star introduced Terraria to Jerma with TONS of content mods, kind of muddying the basic experience and giving him time to learn. The house is the absolute bare minimum for NPCs and it kind of robbed him of some first-time experiences
You may not like it, but this is what peak Sterraria looks like
To Star's credit, Jerma admitted if he was playing vanilla Terraria he'd be bored senseless in a short span of time, he pretty much put Star up to it to keep him engaged
I said this on the first video, but Jerma would absolutely be bored out of his mind playing classic terraria. He couldn’t even get through a Minecraft playthrough.
@@nogaynamesallowed Did he say that? I thought it was Star that thought that and ultimately made the choice to go heavily modded. Maybe I had the wrong conclusion
@@thot.process I would say Terraria is more goal-driven and has more action than Minecraft though. They're both sandbox games but even if it still wouldn't be Jerma's cup of tea it's more stimulating I think
Very cool of jerma to play terraria with the guy who threw a live grenade into his house, he's so forgiving
for as much as he swears, I think Jerma is actually pretty family friendly
anyone else: I'm not sure what to do in this situation
jerma: I'm like a deformed rat from the 1940's and you've just given me an iphone se and told me to hack the pentagon
Ster randomly using the clip of jerma saying “hello?” Is so funny
Jermacraft: the million dollar joke.
Jerma has ther -worst- -best- most creative analogys.
8:34 Yeah my old dog used to do a dode right in the middle of the kitchen in the middle of the night for us to find in protest if we didn't walk him because it rained all day or something. I have plenty of anecdotal evidence; malicious dog poops are a thing
Furst
A better clip for the opening would have been that bit from that one Scary Movie "EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS DYING!"
"If you had a tiny clone of Star, would you torture it?"
*_OneyPlays Hitler debate flashbacks_*
Jerma 20 hours into the game: dude you can't just expect a toddler to know how to wasd
the real question is
did he kill the 2000hp pig (10:20)
Jerma blacking out mid sentence and not hearing people is such a mood. I'm on the spectrum and sometimes my brain goes... NOPE
First
They sure pulled it off
I love that Jerma is still manually clicking on each block when mining
Omg ster doesn't sound depressed. Hooray
Haven't laughed like that in a long time. Glad to see you guys play together again!
3:50 When I wish I could get the Terraria boss back.
3:52 Star Scouter: Omae wa Shindeiru
Him: Nani
24:43
JERMAPLAYS (deuuh) with friends...
Hit with nostalgia after ster mentions the byeahs and jerma references the screaming ship guy
13:59 is so funny, awkward laugh and then hello from etalyx
jerma I know you probably wont see this but my brother just left to the coast guard and I have been a little down lateley but you always make me laugh and cheer my days up just a bit more, thank you and keep up the funny vids
local psychopath is surprisingly less psychopathic when compared to his company
Ster brings Jerma, who is new to Terraria, into the dogpile that is Modded
First
24:45 oh no... it’s the Oney hypothetical
That bakery analog was spot on
"this is like -INSERT ANALOGY HERE-" -jermario
if he got to hardmode he could see the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER.
i remember when ster tried to stream tf2 on April fools once and got DDOS'd immediately. That was the last i ever heard of him. Its kind of funny how jerma has effectively become bigger than him since that time.
Yep
y'know this is some classic Yerma985! and Stermmy! Hijinks.
This is what i needed. Classic jerma and star banter.
Another awesome video, Jeremy!... But what about Hilary's emails...?
A million huh
*Hey mom, get the credit card*
6:47 Ster: I wanna hit you
20:27 Ronnie jumpscare
Its so nice of Ster to babysit his baby brother Jeremy and let him use all his high-level gear even tho he's just going to get slobber all over the controller. Truly an amazing big bro, so wholesome.
The ending clip killed me I forgot about that video I have to go watch it now lol
First
14:39 my eyes where closed and I just hear this part
24:43 the tiny clone hypothetical question jarred me. Those who know know.
Jerma thinking that a 21 year old walking to a bar won't know how vodka tastes like shows how innocent he is
this feels like the good old days please do more mr jeremy. from 1985
I wondered how they killed the first wall of flesh so fast and then i remembered "oh that's right i played with calamity the first time i killed it"
I was kinda more surprised jerma played terreria then I was sirprised he played EYE
13:26 is my favorite bit here lmao
Furst
Hello?
I can never tell when they're arguing as a joke or actually being passive aggressive
Giant enemy spider
I love how in debt he is a million dollars is just a drop in the bucket now.
3:51 That's so fucking funny to me for some reason
Why can't I change the quality?
chuck did nothing wrong :(
@Smoked Bear shit u rite
"I know that's not how it work" as if to say voodoo is real 🤣🤣🤣
Part of why Jerma can't do much is that he's playing summoner.
Jerma's Oney Hypothetical answer is so cute