When you're an engineer for the Titan submersible

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @zachstar
    @zachstar  Рік тому +1100

    Reuploading cause the sponsor asked me to remove their sponsored portion! haha, which means you're getting a new sponsor, enjoy! (again).
    Oh and shop the STEMerch store here: stemerch.com

    • @sgstudioofficial
      @sgstudioofficial Рік тому +80

      Yeah, because video is kinda in poor taste regardless if the subject was of questionable engineering.

    • @tomkerruish2982
      @tomkerruish2982 Рік тому +14

      Inconceivable!

    • @marcberm
      @marcberm Рік тому +147

      Was the sponsor like, new to Zach Star videos or something? Cowards!

    • @ckq
      @ckq Рік тому +44

      Yeah I was thinking the brilliant sponsorship was more of a main channel thing and this seemed like a zachstar himself type of video.
      Hope the reason they removed it wasn't me trolling about you being political on this channel.

    • @masternobody1896
      @masternobody1896 Рік тому

      stupid engineer created this trash samberine

  • @TheDarklink82
    @TheDarklink82 Рік тому +5054

    To be fair to the actual design engineer on the titan sub, he actually did raise objections to the design of the sub as he believed that it wasn't safe to use....he was fired because of it.

    • @theastuteangler
      @theastuteangler Рік тому

      Which further solidifies that this was not a "tragedy", this was deliberate stupidity and rich-people hubris. Brilliant can suck a lemon for their political-correctness or whatever they wanna call it.

    • @beskamir5977
      @beskamir5977 Рік тому +557

      Yeah, I was kind of hoping Zack would mock that by having the engineer get immediately fired after raising several concerns.

    • @codyrodriguez1056
      @codyrodriguez1056 Рік тому

      And to be fair it’s not a bad sub, if your just doing swallow dives. But to take twice it’s limit is just retarded

    • @zissler1
      @zissler1 Рік тому

      and the replacements were all diversity hires.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Рік тому +128

      @@beskamir5977 I could only imagine the engineer talking about advanced physics and people look at them like it's over their head - and then shoos the person to get out without telling them and if questioned would say 'eh (whispers how the engineer had their own ideas) - they didn't focused on what we want to look after: the submarine. Then someone else says 'you mean submersible' and then the one who said submarine says 'it fins in the back to look like a fish. See this is what we're bring to the depths'. Then the person who looks at it gets in awe and knows what's next: to buy a video game controller.
      There everyone - I wrote it out to enjoy.

  • @CubemasterXD
    @CubemasterXD Рік тому +2661

    "what is the pressure gonna be down there"
    "force over area"
    GOLDEN

    • @michaelvalentine2821
      @michaelvalentine2821 Рік тому +65

      Same as up here!

    • @lucykitsune4619
      @lucykitsune4619 Рік тому +44

      Well I mean it's not entirely wrong, it's just that the force of the water pusing onto the area is a LOT bigger and generally everything in the integral cancels out so you're better off just calculating hydrostatic pressure...

    • @mahpell7173
      @mahpell7173 Рік тому +11

      r/technicallycorrect

    • @lostboy8084
      @lostboy8084 Рік тому +4

      Well technically the closer you get to the Earth's core the more gravity will effect you and things around you. So the deeper you go underwater the more gravity stronger gravities force. Meaning water pressure even the air pressure in the sub and yourself will be affected (only slightly as the sub bears the brunt of the pressure from the water and gravity) but most people would think water pressure and forget gravitational force

    • @junkster777
      @junkster777 Рік тому +5

      ​@@lostboy8084wrong, gravity weakens the further down you go. There's deep mine shafts you can go down and when you weight yourself, it's actually lower than if you were on the surface.

  • @mattkim96
    @mattkim96 Рік тому +1000

    “Cause you can’t dodge the ground!”
    They almost discovered wavedashing before they died

    • @maverickmissile801
      @maverickmissile801 Рік тому +27

      Almost ™️

    • @TheEntity.Stories
      @TheEntity.Stories Рік тому +30

      honestly L should've just aerialed than than did a speedflipped on the surface

    • @angeltheavali
      @angeltheavali Рік тому +19

      @@TheEntity.Stories From Smash to Rocket League lmao

    • @TexMeta
      @TexMeta Рік тому +6

      8-bit theater fighter blocked the ground when they were falling to their deaths. Saved his whole party.

    • @RannonSi
      @RannonSi Рік тому +2

      Which is weird, because I thought that was what the manual said that you had to do, to fly.

  • @SubSilence
    @SubSilence Рік тому +1647

    Legend has it that the Joy-Con survived and is still drifting to this day

    • @illustriouschin
      @illustriouschin Рік тому +32

      Joycon is a hundred times better quality than what they used.

    • @EMETRL
      @EMETRL Рік тому +43

      idk if you intentionally made that perfect pun but i'm impressed nonetheless

    • @William43210
      @William43210 Рік тому +12

      @@EMETRLno way it wasn’t intentional I say

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken Рік тому +8

      Haha. Driff pun. 🤣🤣

    • @hristiqndimitrov5249
      @hristiqndimitrov5249 Рік тому

      ​@@illustriouschinnah

  • @4dragons632
    @4dragons632 Рік тому +648

    The only way it could be better is if the engineer was played by several people, and the driver was the CEO. And anytime the engineer said something that the CEO didnt like we smash cut to a different person playing the engineer now agreeing with the CEO.

    • @alenasenie6928
      @alenasenie6928 Рік тому +30

      Do you remember the last time you saw 2 people in this channel?, Although the idea itself is good, here you would see him with an "engineer #1" written in a piece of paper in the shirt, then #2, #3, etc. Hope he does that if there is anything extra about that piece of evidence.

  • @guillaumedupuis4929
    @guillaumedupuis4929 Рік тому +714

    My only question is why did they not implement a fast travel option to teleport to the titanic

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Рік тому +10

      too bad they just didn't market VR (virtual reality) instead.

    • @magmaman8021
      @magmaman8021 Рік тому +64

      because you need to discover the area before you can fast travel to it, that's why they were traveling there, to unlock it for fast travel

    • @bipolar-tiger
      @bipolar-tiger Рік тому +15

      Because you can't fast travel when there are enemies around.

    • @subjekt5577
      @subjekt5577 Рік тому +2

      I mean technically speaking, they did..... The less buoyant, the faster the dive rate, and displacing all that air in the submersible with seawater definitely decreased the buoyancy

    • @Signs-mb8gy
      @Signs-mb8gy Рік тому +3

      Dude it would ruin the difficulty of the game. You gotta earn your way there to get the true gaming experience.

  • @nisterror
    @nisterror Рік тому +250

    Too soon?...No.
    If we compare the amount of time it took for the submersible to implode relative to how long is has been since it imploded, the order of magnitude is huge.
    In conclusion, perfect timing @zachstar.
    Final grade: A+

    • @SubSilence
      @SubSilence Рік тому +20

      Besides, Stockton Rush was basically asking to become OceanPâté the moment he set foot in that death trap

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Рік тому +1

      I think you just said big words and hoped they would make sense and go together. But how else are we supposed to know this is a legit review of something sciencey.

    • @RobertoCarlos-tn1iq
      @RobertoCarlos-tn1iq Рік тому

      tell that to the dead kids mom.

    • @Pystro
      @Pystro Рік тому +4

      In my opinion, the amount of grief time increases with how much the victims suffered. And how
      - numerous
      - young
      - marginalized
      - culturally similar to yourself
      they are. You may disagree on a few of the criteria, but it won't change the fact that the Titan disaster was fair game *minutes* after it happened. The one overconfident wannabe Tony Stark checks only the last box, and a handful of millionaires are none of these.

  • @karoshi2
    @karoshi2 Рік тому +289

    "I don't feel any pressure." - "Not since my wife left me! I'm so sad."
    That one got me laughing. 😂

  • @dougmartin2007
    @dougmartin2007 Рік тому +73

    "Maybe Jack's still alive." That got me.

  • @sayrejoseph
    @sayrejoseph Рік тому +471

    Bro got his degree from a McDonald's Ice Cream machine. Which is also how effective the sub is

    • @MrKabobCK
      @MrKabobCK Рік тому +33

      I wonder if the company stole parts from McDonald's to build the sub, hence the broken ice cream machines 🤔

    • @sayrejoseph
      @sayrejoseph Рік тому +31

      @@MrKabobCK We might be onto something here. We finally figured it out boys

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 Рік тому +8

      At least the McDonald's ice cream machines are still ice cream machines unlike the TITAN which is now a pile of scrap metal at the bottom of the ocean 😶.

    • @Ninjagamer101
      @Ninjagamer101 Рік тому +4

      *was*

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Рік тому

      Funny enough those ice cream machines wouldn't be broken so often if they weren't coded to be that way by the manufacturer.

  • @RobloxKid123
    @RobloxKid123 Рік тому +142

    "What's the pressure"
    "Force over area"
    "Same as here!"
    I'm dying

  • @FalcusSTG
    @FalcusSTG Рік тому +82

    This video was so good that the sponsor needed their part removing so that it would be reuploaded and we'd get to enjoy it a second time. We are blessed.

  • @EnderMega
    @EnderMega Рік тому +64

    "Cause you cant dodge the ground!" its my favorite sentence in this.

  • @harryhuang4605
    @harryhuang4605 Рік тому +112

    I didn't know the Titan submersible was a playable SSBU character 🤣

    • @SubSilence
      @SubSilence Рік тому +13

      Titan got 2 stocked by the North Atlantic

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Рік тому +5

      @@SubSilence Zero to death.

    • @kevinmorbidthelostcronin1984
      @kevinmorbidthelostcronin1984 Рік тому +1

      Nah. Mortal Dive. "Finish It". "Multiple Fatalities." "Sub-zero Depth wins."

  • @boredguy6970
    @boredguy6970 Рік тому +619

    Would be cool if Zach made an actual serious in-depth analysis about the flaws of the Titan Submersible’s engineering and had it be a tie-in with this skit, or vice versa.
    Would make the two staples of his channels overlap.

    • @beskamir5977
      @beskamir5977 Рік тому +21

      That'd be epic. Real Engineering and Thunderfoot already did their part in breaking down what happened but it'd be neat to hear Zach's perspective too.

    • @freddykabuffke461
      @freddykabuffke461 Рік тому +6

      I mean... Thunderfoot did

    • @catballsefv34
      @catballsefv34 Рік тому +4

      Zach's an electrical engineer

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 Рік тому +1

      In depth you say? 😆

    • @nyanbrox5418
      @nyanbrox5418 Рік тому +1

      idk I mean personally I think the fact that they used a wireless 2005 gameboy controller or whatever to pilot this thing pretty much demonstrates how much they care about safety just in and of itself

  • @NathanTaub
    @NathanTaub Рік тому +142

    Ironically enough, they actually would have been able to detect the failing hull material if they had knocked on the side of the hull -- CFRP changes its sound as it starts to delaminate.

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman Рік тому +29

      They could hear the hull cracking for over almost an hour apparently.

    • @doncarlodivargas5497
      @doncarlodivargas5497 Рік тому +9

      Did they not have audible monitoring system to do exactly that,
      detecting sound? And the monitoring system was indicated "red"?

    • @PragmaticAntithesis
      @PragmaticAntithesis Рік тому +19

      So the "engineering" in this video is actually more sound than the real deal. Oh boy

    • @BadOompaloompa79
      @BadOompaloompa79 Рік тому +5

      ​@@doncarlodivargas5497 Ive seen the audible monitoring system compared to a flash detector to warn of thunder. Sure the light gets there first. But not far enough ahead to do anything about what's coming.

    • @doncarlodivargas5497
      @doncarlodivargas5497 Рік тому

      @@BadOompaloompa79 - the initial comment was the audible system of knocking on the hull, how far ahead will that detect a failing hull?

  • @magicianwizard4294
    @magicianwizard4294 Рік тому +65

    3:37: "Haha still got something" is real meta, well played.

    • @Glaciace
      @Glaciace Рік тому +7

      I know what you mean.

  • @preshkayili
    @preshkayili Рік тому +49

    "You can't dodge the ground" 🤣

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Рік тому +73

    Does the controller have vibration? Yes? Ok, have that trigger if the walls or window are about to implode do to too much stress.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Рік тому +1

      The vibrations are also in the submersible to make you feel the world around you (like when you bump into something in a video game) for a first-hand experience! Create the thrills of the scene for a real adventure - and build a points system so that if you have enough hits to the world around you - you lose and can reset from the starting point on the ocean surface to start over the process again.

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 Рік тому +2

      @@extropiantranshuman Right, so they can anticipate the impending implosion and really FEEL the excitement!

    • @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242
      @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242 Рік тому +1

      Unironically the controller was the only thing that made sense in this craft. Anyone who had a game console knows how much abuse those things can take before you really have to replace it.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Рік тому

      @@kekistaniattackhelicopter2242 ah yes - because the video game controller didn't get ripped to shreds like the capsule did - it's the part that made the most sense of it all. Well that's true - it's the only thing that's left standing and surviving at the end of all this. It does make sense that it's the most sensical part, even if it led the capsule to its fate - because it didn't itself get destroyed in the process. I can only imagine the engineers using that logic at the time.

  • @kylebroussard5952
    @kylebroussard5952 8 місяців тому +1

    *The support team guys face says it all, not even surprised they died, but surprised they're still alive*

  • @ZM1306
    @ZM1306 Рік тому +46

    "It only echos if its strong"
    This scares me.... because it
    sounds like something someone would actually say. So I fear this is a direct referance to something rather than just a joke.

    • @jblock9675
      @jblock9675 Рік тому +4

      i think it might kinda be, the way they were measuring the damage and like tiny internal cracks in the hull was, if i'm not mistaken, a system that recorded audio and listened for something that would indicate stress on the hull, but for some reason (not engineer, just saw a video with cool graphs) that only really works with metals, with composites it won't really be useful. (someone please correct me)

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 Рік тому +2

      @jblock9675
      It works for metal because when you know the composition, you know what its yield curve is, and it will start to yield before it fails.
      That is very diffrent from banging on it and saying "it echos so it's good!"
      That scares me.

    • @jblock9675
      @jblock9675 Рік тому +3

      @@ZM1306 Thanks! needed to look up what a yield curve was but it's cool such a method would work at all, I'll keep that in mind next time I build a submarine for visiting the titanic

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 Рік тому +1

      @jblock9675
      Lol, I wasn't even worried about it with my sub project. Being I want to just putt around in my local lakes.
      But every time you tighten and torque a bolt the same principal applies.
      I had to look up the correct name, it is the stress-strain curve.

    • @jblock9675
      @jblock9675 Рік тому

      @@ZM1306 oh cool, ur making a sub? How large?

  • @tolep
    @tolep Рік тому +109

    It seems that online courses are not enough to learn how to build a submarine.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Рік тому

      ocw and mooc's are to help with self-learning to be able to step foot in a class setting, not replace the class itself.

  • @Cydr0n
    @Cydr0n Рік тому +56

    All he had to do was input the Konami Code and they would've survived

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 Рік тому +2

      Congratulations you just won the internet!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 Рік тому +47

    I thought this was just a joke at first. Then I learned people actually sent someone into the ocean with a sub controlled by a video game controller

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 Рік тому +25

      The problem isn't that they used a video game controller. That's quite common. Nicely ergonomic, most people are used to using them, designed to be easy to use.
      The problem is they used a cheap one that has a reputation for being iffy. And it was a wireless connection, instead of wired. And they didn't bring a spare. They cheaped out, even on the damn controller!

    • @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242
      @kekistaniattackhelicopter2242 Рік тому +7

      @@samuelmellars7855
      Also, the controller was not the only thing that could operate the sub. The main controller was the laptop.

    • @spacequack5470
      @spacequack5470 Рік тому +1

      What rock do you live under???

    • @anders6326
      @anders6326 Рік тому +12

      ​@@samuelmellars7855 For context, the BILLIONAIRES cheaped out on a 60 dollar controller.
      Let that
      Sink
      In.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Рік тому +5

      @@anders6326 millions on the sub and bucks on the controller. What could possibly go wro IMPLODES.

  • @aaroncutting
    @aaroncutting Рік тому +7

    I can't believe Zach Star would release this raw and unedited footage of the oceangate design meeting

  • @grim1427
    @grim1427 Рік тому +6

    "Why be right when you can approximate?" Solid Gold!

  • @theastuteangler
    @theastuteangler Рік тому +27

    lol my jaw dropped at the Brilliant ad run.
    Anyway: topical, edgy, 9 lols out of 10.
    RIP to the kid who didnt want to go. No love lost for the others.

  • @josephmanifold9211
    @josephmanifold9211 Рік тому +9

    Best transition to a sponsored segment

  • @richardreffy4550
    @richardreffy4550 Рік тому +8

    Of the many UA-cam videos about the Titan submersible, this is probably the most informative and succinct.

  • @oksurfer6086
    @oksurfer6086 Рік тому +1

    My underwater doghouse is actually pretty good.

  • @PaulTheadra
    @PaulTheadra Рік тому +3

    The end got me, STEMmerch yo

  • @ATLGAMER47
    @ATLGAMER47 8 місяців тому +2

    1:02 OMG, I'm dying over here. I wonder if others get the joke on the gaming controller because the actual sub did have a gaming controller to operate. Press A, throw a punch!! Haaaa!!

  • @j.paulm.1575
    @j.paulm.1575 Рік тому +1

    "Cause you can't dodge the ground" is the hardest I've laughed at a comedy sketch in a while.

  • @captainclown2718
    @captainclown2718 Рік тому +1

    They pressed so many buttons that they accidentally performed a fatality...

  • @jamiemoseley8327
    @jamiemoseley8327 Рік тому +5

    Video so nice, he posted it twice

  • @LilFoxyCosplay
    @LilFoxyCosplay Рік тому +3

    "You cant dodge the ground!"
    That got me 😂😂😂

  • @sayrejoseph
    @sayrejoseph Рік тому +5

    Been a while for a skit on this channel

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Рік тому +77

    I mean, Brilliant is great and all, I'm not gonna hate on them but come on, a submersible implodes and it was revealed that the company taking $250k for this ride was steering it with a game controller, and we're supposed to not find ways to laugh about it? Advertisers should be less skittish about completely harmless jokes like this

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 Рік тому +17

      the controller part is not actually the problem, like that was the smart decision, controllers are made to last and to work very precisely believe it or not. It's the rest that was the actual problem

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Рік тому +1

      I know if I had a company - I'd advertise hard in this video! The more we make stupidity foolish - the better. The fact that brilliant is marketed on brilliance - seems counterpoint to turn down this opportunity!

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 Рік тому +6

      ​@@MrA6060game controllers are not precise, it's the whole reason nicer aftermarket controllers exist. The switch for example suffers large amounts of drift after a short time, while even $1 joystick modules might last longer.
      What you want at minimum is hall effect gimbals, or even the $40 hobby RC controller I have has more precision (but many still upgrade to nicer hall effect gimbals in it too).
      I'm not saying you need a $10k controller to safely operate remote control planes, but I've used one (still hobby grade, not milspec), but interestingly it's very difficult to find controllers the military will allow even for testing only for small UAVs (because they don't want Chinese parts in them, or at least minimal) and not so much with quality concerns.

    • @MrA6060
      @MrA6060 Рік тому +10

      @@jakegarrett8109 after market controllers are still game controllers.
      Also you gotta see the whole thing. Using a controller was probably their smartest choice considering everything else they vhose

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 Рік тому +2

      @@MrA6060 Its a difference in quality though, and at some point its nicer than what the military has.
      Military spec means I've specified a material, heat treatment, and coatings, but my design may still suck and be insufficient. It also means its made by the lowest bidder. Meanwhile I've got a MUCH more precise pair of headphones for audio quality than military spec (because I can spend money on perfection, whereas in the military you don't care if Beethoven is slightly off, you just need to listen to someone on a staticky radio).
      But yes the part I was just designing while you typed this comment is probably more over-designed and analyzed than some parts of that sub. I'm an aerospace and mechanical engineer, and for my own personal projects I don't have time constraints, I don't have penny pinching managers, I do whatever I want so my stuff is often WAY nicer than anything on the market (maybe expensive if I were to sell, but man is it nice!).

  • @jordainereboe3917
    @jordainereboe3917 Рік тому +5

    As I saw the thumbnail and title I immediately burst out laughing. I instinctively knew this was going to be hilarious!

  • @waldowallace9102
    @waldowallace9102 Рік тому +1

    Okay, "Maybe Jack's still alive?" got a real chuckle. Nice!

  • @kefpull6676
    @kefpull6676 Рік тому +4

    Hull: designed for 42MPa pressure crush depth
    Titanic: 40MPa depth (literally only 2 MPa of safety)\
    >carbon fiber weakens over time
    very safe wow

  • @michaelvalentine2821
    @michaelvalentine2821 Рік тому +14

    Really good delivery. It’s so on-point it makes that last joke, which is really drawn out, stay funny regardless.

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 Рік тому +3

    I just realised. Did the Titan fiasco mean Titanic took away Olympic's reputation as the only non-warship to destroy a Submarine?

  • @willo7734
    @willo7734 Рік тому +12

    Definitely the most extensive documentary I’ve seen on this topic. How did you get all of that actual footage from Oceangate?

  • @eljefeamericano4308
    @eljefeamericano4308 Рік тому +2

    Man, this was brutal. Well done.

  • @littilwood
    @littilwood Рік тому +2

    If you see Jack on the door, just make sure you're close enough before picking up the item.

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter Рік тому +2

    Oh! You have the machine that goes "Bing!" Very good!

  • @michaelvalentine2821
    @michaelvalentine2821 Рік тому +1

    “Underwater doghouse”. 😂

  • @murraymckechnie2086
    @murraymckechnie2086 Рік тому +3

    Wow 2 videos in one day!

  • @ice_kraken55
    @ice_kraken55 25 днів тому

    punch also being pickup depending on distance from something feels very subnautica prawn suit

  • @JakHart
    @JakHart Рік тому

    "Haha! Still got something."
    Bro.
    Always.

  • @edsanville
    @edsanville Рік тому +2

    Press F to pay respects.

  • @buildersandexplorers3119
    @buildersandexplorers3119 Рік тому

    that ad transition was amazing lmao

  • @CommanderViviax
    @CommanderViviax Місяць тому

    That's way more engineering and effort than went into that mess. Lol.

  • @tekiyuyami6406
    @tekiyuyami6406 Рік тому +3

    Was not expecting a video like this on this channel. His other one most certainly, but not this one.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman Рік тому

      and I'm glad he did. This is getting to the real stuff. I wish there was an entire channel dedicated to satirize engineering disasters. It would make learning about them so much easier!

    • @tekiyuyami6406
      @tekiyuyami6406 Рік тому +1

      @@extropiantranshuman I agree.

  • @MyWorld-eb9oz
    @MyWorld-eb9oz Рік тому +1

    Oh wow, your profile picture looks DOPE

  • @lukec8371
    @lukec8371 Рік тому +1

    This is totally just smash bros when you're forced to play with a singular joycon or worse a Wii remote.
    Also I loved the way you talked and walked in and turned to the audience in the last bit.

  • @jasonjenista
    @jasonjenista Рік тому

    “Maybe Jacks still alive?!” 😂 I’m dead

  • @tequilacollins
    @tequilacollins Рік тому

    How to make a video even cornier than Spaceballs: Put an engineer in charge.

  • @Terminarch
    @Terminarch Рік тому +1

    In all fairness it's totally common and good to use game controllers. They are familiar, precise, robust. Just ask the military.

  • @simeontolar6924
    @simeontolar6924 Рік тому

    dude sefriously...too long that was ASWESOME

  • @matthewjohnson6886
    @matthewjohnson6886 Рік тому +1

    To see if Jack is still alive 😂👏

  • @alexisjonna683
    @alexisjonna683 Рік тому

    “Has this ever happened to you?” 😂😂

  • @nothinguntouchedpodcast
    @nothinguntouchedpodcast Рік тому

    I imagine that's exactly how that conversation went when they built that death trap

  • @DuelingCharisma
    @DuelingCharisma Рік тому

    0:23 Yo I actually am HERE for his line of reasoning

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 4 місяці тому

    They should've done a reverse grab into an F-Smash right out of shield break.

  • @thenathanbyrne7333
    @thenathanbyrne7333 Рік тому

    The sub fused with little Mac from punch out. A fierce opponent

  • @bill-x2r4s
    @bill-x2r4s Рік тому

    This is the smartest engineer ever😂

  • @applejuice7108
    @applejuice7108 10 місяців тому

    Can't believe there isn't a single joycon drift joke in here.

  • @koled224
    @koled224 Рік тому +2

    I feel personally responsible for this...
    Still look up the Byford Dolphin incident

  • @VaibhavShewale
    @VaibhavShewale Рік тому +1

    ooh so thats why it happened

  • @sky_pirate
    @sky_pirate 26 днів тому

    We'll never find a megalodon with all these functional submarines out there still punching sharks.

  • @knigo7967
    @knigo7967 Рік тому +1

    Did he just call a red Joycon pink?

  • @saraiva407
    @saraiva407 Рік тому +1

    1:24 that's tatsumaki senpukyaku, or 龍巻旋風脚 :D

  • @Shane_Bedard
    @Shane_Bedard Рік тому

    The F/A line is comedy gold

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden Рік тому +1

    "Okay so melee hit with your gun is..." "Left alt." "A'ight. And throw grenade is?" "Hold left alt." "..." "What, we can't be expected to do any real work when porting this game to PC, right?" "Wait, this wasn't made for PC to begin with?" --Bethesda, Fallout 4

  • @raheem201231
    @raheem201231 Рік тому

    He really in his villainous phase

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 Рік тому +1

    Always save your progress

  • @poeanlu875
    @poeanlu875 Рік тому

    that ad gave me whiplash LOL

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman Рік тому +1

    thanks zach for playing out wannabe engineers and engineering gone wrong - against everyone screaming at them to stop and they do it anyway. This is why I sub'd to this channel.

  • @lightyagami1752
    @lightyagami1752 3 місяці тому

    The only thing missing from this is "Ocean Wins: FATALITY".

  • @HiYesThisIsJake
    @HiYesThisIsJake Рік тому

    Was expecting a joycon drift joke

  • @nvt1006
    @nvt1006 Рік тому +3

    Should have Button Mashed, If it works aganist my siblings it should work with the sub

  • @shashanksam
    @shashanksam 11 місяців тому

    i needed that ad

  • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833

    Best one so far 🤣🤣

  • @RickachuCXVI
    @RickachuCXVI Рік тому +7

    3:30 ah i see where you had to cut and record a new bit for the sponsor portion

  • @flam1801
    @flam1801 Рік тому +1

    Great video 😊

  • @thefirewizards8481
    @thefirewizards8481 Рік тому +24

    Glad to know that the titan sub is also kirby, the best ssbu character. Too bad they didnt have enough jumps to surface safely.

    • @Crym123
      @Crym123 Рік тому +1

      Probably up+B'd too early and missed the ledge.

    • @thefirewizards8481
      @thefirewizards8481 Рік тому

      ​@@Crym123 oh yeah i hate when that happens

    • @anders6326
      @anders6326 Рік тому

      Nah, the Titan was Jigglypuff and the morons that shielding Shieldbreaker was a good idea.
      SOAR LONG!

  • @fizixx
    @fizixx Рік тому +4

    Sure their incompetence cost them all their lives, but HEY....they had fun with it! And isn't that what really counts.

    • @abcdefghij337
      @abcdefghij337 Рік тому

      No, what matters is they were diverse and inspiring and not a bunch of 50 year old white guys.

  • @Bobbob-np2ux
    @Bobbob-np2ux Рік тому

    when the engineer went to your university 😭😭

  • @Zoey_96cx
    @Zoey_96cx Рік тому

    Lol @ underwater dog house. I can sense his disdain for oceangate's "engineering."

  • @wilhufftarkin8543
    @wilhufftarkin8543 11 місяців тому

    Imagine your death becomes a meme.

  • @tantzer6113
    @tantzer6113 Рік тому

    People have latched onto the joy stick, but that aspect was never a problem, and it was actually a perfectly good idea and there were always spare joy sticks in case of failure. The problem was the design and structural integrity of the titanium/composite hull, that is, the one thing whose failure would not be survivable.

  • @dhgmrz17
    @dhgmrz17 Рік тому

    Ah yes, have A button do everything. Looking at you Mass Effect.

  • @blakebrown115
    @blakebrown115 10 місяців тому

    fun fact the f710 gamepad was used for the titan submersible i bought one off of ebay was a good controller but it doesnt work anymore

  • @stephenalexander9558
    @stephenalexander9558 Рік тому +3

    So awesome! Video sketch is so brilliant with such intriguing humor! Yea! Hahahahaha! O:-)

  • @ronaldschild157
    @ronaldschild157 Рік тому +2

    The morbid jokes came along rather quickly in the Titan submersible tragedy. Usually there is a few days time before the dark humor starts virally circulating. This was funny though, and sounds well thought out. The only saving grace, if it can be called that, in this sad tale is the Titan's occupants expired near instantaneously. Their conscious processes never sensed physical pain.

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 Рік тому +1

    That controller has 4 buttons, why are they limiting themselves to a and b?

  • @rrrrmrmr
    @rrrrmrmr Рік тому

    Huge missed opportunity to use tilt controls to move