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  • @adamj.cuthbert7528
    @adamj.cuthbert7528 2 роки тому +448

    You forgot when Richard Ayoade gets 1000 by cubing and squaring numbers (which isn't allowed by the rules of Countdown), and Jon replies: "If you want to square and cube things, get a job in a fucking jelly factory, mate."

    • @paulk1075
      @paulk1075 2 роки тому +3

      I just watched that episode. So funny 🤣

    • @crazylizard1889
      @crazylizard1889 2 роки тому +1

      Not really a comeback

    • @AuraXars
      @AuraXars 2 роки тому +14

      One of his very bests

    • @TheMOReviewers
      @TheMOReviewers Рік тому +3

      I unironically think this is a great comeback.

    • @samiface
      @samiface Рік тому +1

      Jimmy's reaction to that kills me as much as Jon's joke 😂

  • @twoguysonedogpodcast
    @twoguysonedogpodcast 2 роки тому +369

    And Sean’s is stil the best comeback on this with a simple. “Yeah…..” 😂 genius

    • @likmijnreet4542
      @likmijnreet4542 Рік тому +4

      no it wasn't. you're just saying that cause he's dead

  • @Ironsights51
    @Ironsights51 2 роки тому +231

    Channel 4: “Let’s keep recycling the same clips, these idiots will still watch.”
    Me, an idiot: “Put that shit straight in my veins.”

    • @ClaudeSac
      @ClaudeSac 2 роки тому

      You meant a nidiot, right?

    • @sabiro2315
      @sabiro2315 2 роки тому +16

      It’s great because if you’re looking for a specific clip you don’t have to try to remember the one video it’s in.

  • @truebornseeker9767
    @truebornseeker9767 2 роки тому +236

    My favorite comebacks are when he just factually corrects Jimmy, silly little men getting excited over dumb little facts is my favorite kind of man

    • @KarrieDreammind5
      @KarrieDreammind5 2 роки тому +10

      David Mitchell also fits that category perfectly. :D

    • @BoggyBranchet
      @BoggyBranchet Місяць тому +1

      ​@@KarrieDreammind5loll i was about to say that

  • @Jimbosbatty
    @Jimbosbatty 2 роки тому +618

    Can't believe it's been almost a year since we lost sean lock the undisputed carrot in a box champion

    • @oh2one2
      @oh2one2 2 роки тому +11

      has it been a year already? 🤔 fuck! that's ruined my Monday morning

    • @Datboiiiiii
      @Datboiiiiii 2 роки тому +7

      I get you want to pay respect to an amazing and funny man, but is a compilation of another equally funny man... Its a bit disrespectful

    • @Jimbosbatty
      @Jimbosbatty 2 роки тому +9

      @@Datboiiiiii ?

    • @michaelglancy53
      @michaelglancy53 2 роки тому +10

      @@Jimbosbatty DatBoi must be Jon in disguise :-D

    • @Jimbosbatty
      @Jimbosbatty 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaelglancy53 in a gimp suit

  • @PneumatinisPlaktukas15
    @PneumatinisPlaktukas15 2 роки тому +18

    Loving the chemistry between Jon and Jimmy.

  • @BD-yl5mh
    @BD-yl5mh 2 роки тому +81

    Good trick from jimmy at the start. Wishing someone goodnight with that face is guaranteed to keep them awake at least another hour

  • @Cranndaddy
    @Cranndaddy Рік тому +8

    Sean lock “king of the nonce’s wing” is outrageous 😂😂😂

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 2 роки тому +242

    Jimmys “jokes” are scripted but Jon’s superior comebacks are spontaneous.

    • @nzd3742
      @nzd3742 2 роки тому +11

      Nah, it's all scripted.

    • @chancerystone4086
      @chancerystone4086 2 роки тому +16

      @@nzd3742 Work there, do you?

    • @rejectdude
      @rejectdude 2 роки тому +16

      hate to break it to you but very little on these shows is improv
      almost every set up and punchline is scripted

    • @nathelondon3719
      @nathelondon3719 2 роки тому +17

      @@rejectdude don’t believe you. Next you’ll be telling me that there is no such thing as Father Christmas or the Easter bunny!

    • @damiworld
      @damiworld 2 роки тому +8

      @@nathelondon3719 Hate to break it to you dude - DB Cooper is actually Kurt Angle.

  • @Barkieboy
    @Barkieboy 9 місяців тому +2

    I love watching Jon, he cracks me up

  • @SoTypicallyMeh
    @SoTypicallyMeh 2 місяці тому +5

    does anyone else think jon richardson is just genuinely attractive AND funny?

  • @lja1993
    @lja1993 2 роки тому +3

    A lot of these clips I've never seen before, good to see new-old content!

  • @KeithMather-r4g
    @KeithMather-r4g Рік тому +1

    It never disappoints. Class !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @erinadams7556
    @erinadams7556 2 роки тому +51

    I'd marry Jon in a heartbeat.

  • @lovelywaz
    @lovelywaz 2 роки тому +29

    Still waiting for the compilations of every time Rachel couldn't do the math and Jimmy says, but this is your ONLY job Rachel... 🤨

  • @margaritatzaneti2802
    @margaritatzaneti2802 2 роки тому +9

    Can you please make a compilation of all the 9-letter- words Jon made that were not in the dictionary?

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 Рік тому +5

    Jon Richardson is handsome and funny. Love him.

  • @freemangriffin4953
    @freemangriffin4953 2 роки тому +23

    Jon does not have an annoying voice! (:

  • @monicadaniels784
    @monicadaniels784 2 роки тому +10

    Jon is so handsome for a gnome!

  • @WilliamSmith-mx6ze
    @WilliamSmith-mx6ze 10 місяців тому +1

    Bloody hell, Breadline Britain is indeed on the Communards' first album!

  • @DraakjeYoblama
    @DraakjeYoblama 2 роки тому +51

    I'm not surprised that Jimmy either has a short joke on standby or can come up with one that fast

  • @DevinGates
    @DevinGates 2 роки тому +9

    Gimme a J! Gimme an O! Gimme an N! What's that spell?
    Jon.

  • @marciocouto3543
    @marciocouto3543 2 роки тому +9

    is it just me or Jimmy really looks like all Kraftwerk members combined?

    • @rakasin
      @rakasin 9 місяців тому

      🤣🤣

  • @JAEWST
    @JAEWST 2 роки тому +23

    Jimmy looks *a lot* older since his hair transplant

    • @megamagnet1
      @megamagnet1 2 роки тому +5

      Might be a side effect of actually being a lot older than he is in the old clips lol

  • @CapTashman1
    @CapTashman1 2 роки тому +15

    'It's more like babies poo.' I miss Sean.

  • @Princesspandapop
    @Princesspandapop 2 роки тому +5

    Jon is my spiritual guide to life!

  • @ruairim2283
    @ruairim2283 Рік тому +3

    You've added new scenes and didn't just reuse old compilation clips? Did y'all get a better intern?

  • @SongBillong
    @SongBillong 2 роки тому +9

    Jimmy was actually only one number out with his Hemel Hempstead joke; he just said A42 instead of A41. Geographically very wrong, admittedly, but still

  • @Rahab84
    @Rahab84 7 місяців тому

    The old dear leaders, for Jon
    The fury Jams for Jimmy
    Let the battle of the Cheerleaders begin

  • @Rahab84
    @Rahab84 7 місяців тому

    The Old dearleaders for Jon
    The Fury Jams for Jimmy
    Let the battle of the Cheerleaders begin

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 2 місяці тому

    The unique comeback of factchecking

  • @slacker20012
    @slacker20012 2 роки тому +4

    Jimmy Carr looks like a ventriloquists dummy of Jimmy Carr

  • @josephcallahan1664
    @josephcallahan1664 Рік тому +2

    Sorry Jimmy, James Acaster wears that shade of mustard all the time.

  • @jeriklapa1274
    @jeriklapa1274 2 роки тому

    Sean 🦋❤️

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret Рік тому +3

    Nebbish isn't an old-fashioned word, it's Yiddish.

  • @yewwowduck
    @yewwowduck 2 роки тому +7

    I prefer widow's peak Jimmy. Also, robins nest in my maple...

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 Рік тому

      English robins are not the same bird as American robins.

  • @andrewtregoning
    @andrewtregoning 2 роки тому +6

    As a weird looking person myself, I feel I am well placed to say that Jimmy is looking weirder every time is see him, what is going on with his face and hair??

  • @Phreak0matic
    @Phreak0matic 2 роки тому +1

    Those cheerleaders, have them washed and brought to my room. I'm kidding, don't wash them

  • @RayPierreWhit607
    @RayPierreWhit607 2 місяці тому

    I had no idea who Jon Richardson was until I looked up who this Sean Lock person was, why people were talking so much about him when he passed, and then why such a comic genius was associated with Jimmy Carr (whom I didn’t care for at first, but have decided to give a chance). Love Sean Lock, but Richardson is my kind of asshole.

  • @arandomlanguagenerd1869
    @arandomlanguagenerd1869 2 роки тому

    Oh my god Jimmy looks so old - not like bad old but good old

  • @diddybopper2052
    @diddybopper2052 2 роки тому +8

    Jon: you’re my best mate yeah?
    Sean: yeeeeah!
    Audience: huge laugh
    Well we know who got the last laugh there.

  • @RayPierreWhit607
    @RayPierreWhit607 2 місяці тому

    Too bad Jimmy didn’t tell Jon he was talking about American robins (a tree dwelling bird). They could have milked that for 20 minutes.

  • @allenfenwick6257
    @allenfenwick6257 2 роки тому +2

    David Baddiel looked at him like “I can’t believe you didn’t black up. I wanted to black up, but they paid me not to.”

  • @dorkarama3135
    @dorkarama3135 2 роки тому +15

    Jon is 5ft9...hardly tiny.

    • @CorrectionUnknown
      @CorrectionUnknown 2 роки тому +2

      Short though.

    • @triation
      @triation 2 роки тому +13

      @@CorrectionUnknown taller than average height actually

    • @CorrectionUnknown
      @CorrectionUnknown 2 роки тому +1

      @@triation Still short though.

    • @triation
      @triation 2 роки тому +17

      @@CorrectionUnknown if it's taller than average, it obviously isn't.

    • @CorrectionUnknown
      @CorrectionUnknown 2 роки тому

      @@triation Average doesn't mean "not short" pal. You're a manlet.

  • @Mefgar
    @Mefgar Рік тому

    Jaysus Jimmy hasn't aged well

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    @gabrielada 2 роки тому +24

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  • @roberthall451
    @roberthall451 2 роки тому +1

    John Richardson, Putting the “un” in Funny

  • @Lnch4ALion
    @Lnch4ALion 2 роки тому +2

    This video realistically should be 50 seconds long. Complaints below

    • @davidredgrift6253
      @davidredgrift6253 2 роки тому +2

      Why?

    • @Lnch4ALion
      @Lnch4ALion 2 роки тому

      @@davidredgrift6253 coz he only has 1 joke

    • @chancerystone4086
      @chancerystone4086 2 роки тому

      @@Lnch4ALion Well, better than being a joke, like you are.

    • @chancerystone4086
      @chancerystone4086 2 роки тому +2

      Not smart enough to not watch stuff you don't like, huh?

    • @MissOptimusPrime
      @MissOptimusPrime 2 роки тому

      @io ciccio it’s not for everyone but you don’t have to be mean about it. In my opinion I think it’s funny!

  • @gryphonberlin
    @gryphonberlin 2 роки тому +2

    12 HOURS ?? Oh you straight people - you are soooo cute ... for some of us Gay men - well, let's just say that 6 hours is a quickie. And i'm 60.

    • @gryphonberlin
      @gryphonberlin 2 роки тому

      @@Ffinity do you mean medicine? guilty! other than that i learned how to do it well enough that it could be a competitive sport. ... and in so many respects a training 'workout' that has excellent health Benefits, and goes to almost any music.

  • @FMuscleZ28
    @FMuscleZ28 2 роки тому +1

    I tried to watch some of Jon's stand ups, but he really is boring isn't he?

    • @sugarhoneybee2979
      @sugarhoneybee2979 2 роки тому

      @@Ffinity they can still say they didn’t find it entertaining 🤷‍♀️

    • @ryan060994
      @ryan060994 2 роки тому +1

      For me, I’ve only ever laughed more at one comedian doing stand up and that’s Lee evans. I find Jon Richardson in my top 3 comedians