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  • @atropanda9009
    @atropanda9009 6 місяців тому +3652

    200+ episodes deep we are still drinking and talking about shit. Glad to have this every week.

    • @sergiudana8716
      @sergiudana8716 6 місяців тому +73

      We just circle around every 50 episodes 😅🎉

    • @DexFlex_YT
      @DexFlex_YT 6 місяців тому +9

      Real

    • @Friday4
      @Friday4 6 місяців тому +15

      We’re back

    • @vt_hikaru
      @vt_hikaru 6 місяців тому +17

      The more things change, the more they stay the same 😅

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 6 місяців тому +3

      These guys can't be creative to save their lives

  • @TobiDaJoker
    @TobiDaJoker 6 місяців тому +498

    Garnt leaving a huge puddle of piss behind without realizing has to be nominated for a degen award lol

    • @TobiDaJoker
      @TobiDaJoker 6 місяців тому +31

      My man also shows Sydney his shits 😭

    • @Vishakha._.707
      @Vishakha._.707 6 місяців тому +6

      Ya that was vile

    • @Osaaamaaa
      @Osaaamaaa 6 місяців тому

      You never know what fetishes a man might have

  • @justanotherguy.
    @justanotherguy. 6 місяців тому +2055

    Starting off the episode with Garnt talking about taking pictures of their shit is the most trash taste thing ever

    • @nx_
      @nx_ 6 місяців тому +19

      EDP?????

    • @kakseto8757
      @kakseto8757 6 місяців тому +25

      Gigguk445 💀

    • @Che1seabluesdrogba11
      @Che1seabluesdrogba11 6 місяців тому

      Common bro asshatery

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 6 місяців тому +2

      Just like the unoriginal comments of their fans

    • @mario98730
      @mario98730 6 місяців тому +7

      Drinking, comparing poop techniques, and making fun of Scientology. Most normal trash taste episode lol.

  • @nyx7632
    @nyx7632 6 місяців тому +1531

    I actually LOVE that Connor has told the story about him pissing himself AT LEAST 3 times on the podcast now

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 6 місяців тому +46

      On par with Trixie and Katya repeating stories

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 6 місяців тому +5

      Not Joey?

    • @mycookiehasnoname
      @mycookiehasnoname 6 місяців тому +59

      ​@@7792pnaurfrthe who and the whatnow?

    • @Xonatirose
      @Xonatirose 6 місяців тому

      @@mycookiehasnoname they’re drag queens who watch shows and promote them on the Netflix yt channel

    • @eliiibloop
      @eliiibloop 6 місяців тому +14

      @@mycookiehasnonameThe Trixie and Katya repeating stories

  • @YTHandlesBlow
    @YTHandlesBlow 6 місяців тому +809

    Its funny cause the founder of Scientology has many quotes from his interviews cause he was a sci-fi book writer and one of his most well known ones is “You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” and shortly after that quote he founded said religion. Really easy to look up nowadays and its amusing to say the least.

    • @mcd08
      @mcd08 6 місяців тому +38

      How girlboss of him lmao

    • @DanteKSA
      @DanteKSA 6 місяців тому +5

      Based

    • @allendalenapo3430
      @allendalenapo3430 6 місяців тому +11

      Isn't there a quote that implied or directly stated that he doesn't take his created religion seriously?

    • @pookhahare
      @pookhahare 6 місяців тому

      There have been evolution in short period of times especially moths during times of London pollution.

    • @pookhahare
      @pookhahare 6 місяців тому +7

      Hubbard first founded dianetics which originally conned some other sf people in 50s. But lot dropped away as it evolved into scientology. Hubbard put some of believes into a series of novels starting battlefield earth. 🤨 slowly they drew in celebs with Tom cruise being the biggest name. Being in sf Fandom I could go on & on about this especially stuff in 70s and 80s

  • @abhia4661
    @abhia4661 6 місяців тому +401

    starting to eat in the second half was not the smartest decision.

    • @starisrandom2016
      @starisrandom2016 6 місяців тому +8

      hahaha

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 6 місяців тому +16

      They should put a warning here as well as they did on Patreon

    • @nanashi7779
      @nanashi7779 6 місяців тому +1

      So you subscribe to the joey school of not eating while watching gross stuff. I agree as well

  • @donniethedealer2623
    @donniethedealer2623 6 місяців тому +428

    I’ve seen my drunk mate, wake up on a lounge chair, pull it out, piss all over himself and go back to sleep. Then wakes up an hour later asking who pissed his pants

    • @edvardasstraigis2845
      @edvardasstraigis2845 6 місяців тому +31

      Seen one that piss in fridge when drunk then asking who did it. Now his nickname is pissinfridge guy

    • @lupolinar
      @lupolinar 6 місяців тому +4

      Loss of control... Maybe he should stop drinking that much.

  • @OroHoneyLemon
    @OroHoneyLemon 6 місяців тому +291

    My colleague at work (he's 60, and a massive bicycle nerd) has a Brompton, he told me about it and apparently what makes it "special" is that the technology behind folding the bike is actually patented, so no other bike company can legally copy the design. Apparently the company behind it is also really good and trustworthy.

    • @RedMedina25
      @RedMedina25 6 місяців тому +35

      Bromptons patent for its folding mechanism expired years ago. The look is copyrighted though. So if you can design a distinct look, you can use the folding mechanism.

    • @namo2403
      @namo2403 6 місяців тому +10

      I mean yeah thats how patents work, it only lasts for x years and then it becomes available to all while copyright/trademarks are usually more "permanent" and in relation to your brand's image

    • @RizalRepin
      @RizalRepin 6 місяців тому +8

      I do have a Brompton copy, the main difference is the material used, and components. But if you like to customised drive trains and gears its pretty cool. I'd feel bad taking apart a Brompton since I'd paid so much for it one.😅

    • @vialactea5549
      @vialactea5549 6 місяців тому +5

      Bromptoms have a cult following and I get, no place safer for your bike than right besides you and simply practical. I'd really like to take one for a spin

    • @burhanbudak6041
      @burhanbudak6041 6 місяців тому

      The patent can't be that long lasting.

  • @yas9182
    @yas9182 6 місяців тому +263

    As a “lady” I really really enjoyed this episode. Recently been going through a shitty time and I’m stuck indoors but listening to these guys actually enjoying speaking to each other and laughing pretty much the whole episode especially towards the end was really comforting. This is probably one of my favourite episodes to date I had so much fun watching.
    Side note: Joey looked kinda sad talking about his bladder issues but I just wanna leave some reassurance that when it comes to personal things like that the trash taste fandom is judgement free.

    • @InugamiTheHound
      @InugamiTheHound 6 місяців тому +8

      I hope you take a lot fiber and go to bathroom often unlike most girls.
      As a guy I'll answer some of the questions the boys asked
      1-I pull my pants and underwear down and then sit
      2-I wipe , use the bidet(I have a japanese one) , wipe, use the bidet again, wipe
      3-I clip my finger and toe nails in bed and throw them away in the trash can
      4-I have to use clippers first on my beard, dump the hair in trash bin, then shave at the sink (over time the sink will clog up and I'll use declogger liquid on it)

    • @QMS9224
      @QMS9224 6 місяців тому +25

      “Recently going through a shitty time” no pun intended I hope 😂

    • @yas9182
      @yas9182 6 місяців тому +5

      @@InugamiTheHound I can’t say I do sadly plus I take iron tablets and they’re not kind for pee pee poo poo time.
      1) that’s so strange do you leave them at your ankles too? Just raw doggin the bathroom air and toilet?
      2 & 3) I agree
      4) no comment lii ok be that for you

    • @yas9182
      @yas9182 6 місяців тому +9

      @@QMS9224 no I’m dealing with a lot of trauma and I can’t find a job and it’s been months🫶 but that would have been a great pun so I’m taking credit :)))

    • @InugamiTheHound
      @InugamiTheHound 6 місяців тому +1

      @@yas9182 nah i don't drop them all the way down, when i poop

  • @untitledjin
    @untitledjin 6 місяців тому +120

    yall should have renamed this episode to "we can't stop pissing" with a whole entire hour dedicated to the bowel movement

  • @MysticCat21
    @MysticCat21 6 місяців тому +413

    The whole "pissing through the gap" is soooo fucking real. i was never brave enough to bring up the topic with my friends, but i'm glad it's a universal guy thing

    • @QMS9224
      @QMS9224 6 місяців тому

      For me it’s a combination of this and the pee boner. Because then not only is there a gap, but now you are angled perfectly at the gap. Girls complain that we have urinals but toilets are really not designed for us at all smh

    • @SetiKt
      @SetiKt 6 місяців тому +30

      It never happened to me, i always aim even though I'm sitting/squatting/standing. 😂
      But sometimes i do double stream and in very rare cases triple stream. 👌🏼

    • @filthy5casual
      @filthy5casual 6 місяців тому

      As a woman, I have never heard of this before, but it makes sense.

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@@SetiKt Yeah I'm with you. I was so confused on how they were doing that that I went to run a simulation.

    • @deadboyo2773
      @deadboyo2773 6 місяців тому +17

      ​@@upg5147 new way to announce I'm going to take a piss "I'm off to go run a simulation"

  • @dimericalhexomin
    @dimericalhexomin 6 місяців тому +98

    1:24:57 Joey’s pause and head turn was comical. The way he looked at Connor with his eyebrows raised 😂

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 6 місяців тому +419

    "yall ever take a pic of shit?"
    Most normal talk on Trash taste

    • @TheRealPots
      @TheRealPots 6 місяців тому +7

      "for the record," Ya he's fucking done it..💀🤣

    • @burhanbudak6041
      @burhanbudak6041 6 місяців тому

      Well if there is something weird, like red to show to the doctor

    • @samandcheese_1225
      @samandcheese_1225 6 місяців тому +2

      there are at least 6 quotes from this episode that can easily win best out of context quote this year.

  • @Pluneto
    @Pluneto 6 місяців тому +87

    This is unironaically peak trash taste. I listened to this during work and it made my shift 100x more enjoyable hearing pee pee poo poo all the time

  • @CCryos
    @CCryos 6 місяців тому +65

    The last 20 mins of this pod left me in tears. Y'all can really waffle about anything 😂

  • @X-Seven7
    @X-Seven7 6 місяців тому +46

    first time in a while that i've been in genuine tears from laughter at a trash taste ep but this was some of the realest and relatable shit ever, stay amazing

  • @lolee1455
    @lolee1455 6 місяців тому +25

    A new level of friendship was reached in this episode.

  • @Dat_Stoner_Kidd
    @Dat_Stoner_Kidd 6 місяців тому +167

    The boys: "crack open a cold one"
    Me: 7am, start work in 3 hours "fuck I can't 😢"

  • @realization8919
    @realization8919 6 місяців тому +45

    I like how Connor changed Joey's mind (and mine) about the Tiktok thing without making anyone feel bad while keeping the conversation relatively light hearted. Joey also took it really well. This level of conversational skill is really cool to see and it probably happens a lot on Trash Taste without me noticing (I literally have worse social skills than Bocchi). (44:20 - 48:00)

    • @chrismariejoicevelasco2215
      @chrismariejoicevelasco2215 6 місяців тому +11

      I admire how Connor is really intelligent in terms of talking and social skills, including his own videos in his channel. As an awkward person who figures what to say only after the conversation is done, I wish I could be the same.

    • @markiesia1203
      @markiesia1203 6 місяців тому +2

      Connor is close to Ironmouse and she loves cracking dark humor to cope with her health, maybe Connor saw the angle of those people that making dark jokes is their way of coping.

  • @b_hav_6365
    @b_hav_6365 6 місяців тому +181

    The problem with the boys is that they have travelled too much. All that planning actually adds to the excitement going to the trip when you are going like once a year or once in two years.

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 6 місяців тому +21

      They are priviliged UA-camrs at the end of the day

    • @glittertea2025
      @glittertea2025 6 місяців тому +31

      I was literally thinking that sounds like rich man travel. I literally can not afford to not get into a place or miss out on stuff during a trip lol

    • @asgaming7138
      @asgaming7138 6 місяців тому +1

      Same here 😅😅 eh whatever

    • @mickmenn2
      @mickmenn2 6 місяців тому +1

      yeah, i would be stressed if i would miss something where i maybe wouldn't visit second time in my life, and they are talking aboout multiple return trips lol

    • @lerbyn
      @lerbyn 6 місяців тому +9

      I disagree with this, I don't travel often but when I do I have 1 or 2 destinations top. Otherwise it feels like work

  • @Nom0ri
    @Nom0ri 6 місяців тому +18

    This is unironically one of my favorite episodes of the last 100

  • @ThuperTheckthee
    @ThuperTheckthee 6 місяців тому +36

    Piss, shit, and bidet talk. Such a goated episode lmao

  • @IssaHudgins
    @IssaHudgins 6 місяців тому +100

    When you don't get to travel a lot and your time is very valuable in the sense that you don't get a lot of time off, that's when people will usually super plan their trip. I know I do.

    • @GreenMonkeySam
      @GreenMonkeySam 6 місяців тому +6

      But then it doesn't really feel like time "off". You're still "on" and just working, but for your vacation

    • @mcd08
      @mcd08 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@GreenMonkeySampeople who are more "type A" gotta plan and be in control of it all to feel good. My sister is like that. She loves to have things planned out. I don't even want to have to choose what to eat let alone plan ANYTHING 😂 the most planning I do is check the weather lmao

    • @CanaleImprobabile
      @CanaleImprobabile 6 місяців тому +9

      You should always plan ahead, but leave some empty spots for improvisation and having actual authentic and/or spontaneous experiences. It's as much a part of a trip as the spots you plan to visit

    • @RaffyMaBoi
      @RaffyMaBoi 6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@GreenMonkeySam not everyone is making seven figures and do that style fully. Most people want to min max. Annual leave is also limited. They keep forgetting they are self employed

    • @Iluvatar196
      @Iluvatar196 6 місяців тому +3

      YES!! I don't understand why the boys are still confused about that. For some people, going on vacation in Japan (or anywhere abroad, really) is still a privilege and can be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and they want to experience all there is to experience.
      I still hate guided tours, because there's zero freedom in there, but aimlessly going on a vacation is also as bad... If people ask me "where did you go in X, what did you experience in X, did you see Y in X?" and my answer is "I just meandered, didnt encounter anything" then I'd see that vacation as a waste of time
      Not to mention even if someone has the means to take a vacation abroad, some doesnt like to visit a country they've visited, and would rather visit a new country instead

  • @annasuzw
    @annasuzw 6 місяців тому +20

    i like how connor always sees a situation from a different perspective, hes so open minded i respect him so much

  • @dhaterr8087
    @dhaterr8087 6 місяців тому +259

    we forming alcoholism with this one 🔥🔥

    • @ttmintus9932
      @ttmintus9932 6 місяців тому +2

      You love re zero huh?

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 6 місяців тому +1

      The title fr. Garnt is so lost at the center of the thumbnail😂
      Edit: after they changed to a beer pic at the center, they changed back for no reason, confused 😂

    • @kennethnielsen935
      @kennethnielsen935 6 місяців тому +2

      This isn’t forming… This is well manicured, established, and curated active alcoholism. Love the boys! 😂🥹

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 6 місяців тому

      Nope, this was never funny. Let that old meme die

    • @OJI3G
      @OJI3G 6 місяців тому

      No, we don't 🔥🔥

  • @petersimon2584
    @petersimon2584 6 місяців тому +4

    One of the most enjoyable episodes in a while. I just love how the boys are comfortable to talk about anything with each other. I also have 2 friends whit whom i can openly share anything, and I treasure them very much.

  • @keima-kun7685
    @keima-kun7685 6 місяців тому +22

    Bro who tf flushes their toenails down the toilet, thats such a waste of water. It's not like their gonna become sentient and attack you like a jojo stand if you leave them in the trashcan lmao.

  • @Crypttid
    @Crypttid 6 місяців тому +13

    I literally told someone to check this podcast out today. I'm so cooked when I see them again

  • @romanet-b8569
    @romanet-b8569 6 місяців тому +96

    The title is concerning yet relatable

  • @cristianjimenez3657
    @cristianjimenez3657 6 місяців тому +95

    The more I watch Trash Taste, the more I hope Aki isn’t the one doing the laundry at their house. You never know what shape Joey’s underwear may be in 🤢

    • @kennethnielsen935
      @kennethnielsen935 6 місяців тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @cristianjimenez3657
      @cristianjimenez3657 6 місяців тому +2

      @@kennethnielsen935 @55:55

    • @keivill4746
      @keivill4746 6 місяців тому +2

      ppppppp

    • @kennethnielsen935
      @kennethnielsen935 6 місяців тому +1

      @@cristianjimenez3657 oooh… I get it now…. LMAO 🤣

    • @TheMindofagenius1
      @TheMindofagenius1 6 місяців тому +13

      IF i remember correctly, he did say once that he has laundry and doing dishes down, and Aki has other things i honestly don't remember, but because i remember it being contrasted with Garnt absolutely hating to do laundry, which Sydney takes care of, and he does the dishes and stuff, to which Conner responded to with "you got gaslit into doing the dishes" or something..... again, this is going purely by memory, so i could be quite wrong on on some or even everything above xP

  • @SheWhoWalksSilently
    @SheWhoWalksSilently 6 місяців тому +85

    Of course the Brompton foldable bikes are almost 2 thousand dollars 💀

    • @monpotecreux2411
      @monpotecreux2411 6 місяців тому +3

      The electric ones are almost $4k 😢

    • @mcd08
      @mcd08 6 місяців тому +8

      My first car was 1.5k 😂 jfc

    • @kerolokerokerolo
      @kerolokerokerolo 6 місяців тому +3

      for this price it better fly

    • @carn1fex_
      @carn1fex_ 6 місяців тому +4

      A price you have to pay for a quality bike. 🤷‍♂
      You can buy a 'cheap copy' by some other brand but with Brompton you get quality and very good service.

  • @DukeLycoris
    @DukeLycoris 6 місяців тому +13

    me eating dinner: "Oh a new episode just dropped lets go!"
    also me 3 seconds into the video
    "maybe I should wait on this episode"

  • @juanO64yoshi
    @juanO64yoshi 6 місяців тому +8

    This is one of my favorite episodes so far. I absolutely adore the talk about mundane actions in great detail such as the way you take your pants off before sitting down on the toilet. I definitely think we talk more about it, like where you should trim your toenails and such.

  • @Bellavista26
    @Bellavista26 6 місяців тому +12

    I love how they don't even realize the channel is still producing peak content

  • @darkrodent
    @darkrodent 6 місяців тому +9

    I genuinely laughed so hard at them describing the wiggling around with the bidet, thought i was the only one lol.

  • @danial-lilburb1998
    @danial-lilburb1998 6 місяців тому +76

    As someone who doesnt drink its fun watching them drink in my steed

    • @hi_sanpie
      @hi_sanpie 6 місяців тому

      So true!!

    • @xenopixel8877
      @xenopixel8877 6 місяців тому +15

      Um actually it's in your stead. A steed is a horse 🤓

    • @grete.helena
      @grete.helena 6 місяців тому +4

      Sorry for correcting, but it's stead instead of steed. Steed is a horse

    • @kdr_roxas
      @kdr_roxas 6 місяців тому +18

      alcohol? in MY steed?! more likely than you'd think

    • @Amaling
      @Amaling 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@kdr_roxas Drunk people are very funny yeah

  • @35mmpistol
    @35mmpistol 6 місяців тому +7

    Lol i totally appreciated the conversation around spending your first trips to a country 'seeing the sights' and then eventually devolving into different interests. I lived in SK and visited japan a bunch of times, and after the usual kyoto/nara/osaka siteseeing, we ended up just going to tiny bars, making friends and spending all night with random japanese folks who took a liking to us. The more we went, the more we just skipped sightseeing and went straight to 'Lets find some cool people and get drinks, and wander around the city at night.'

  • @maxwell9211
    @maxwell9211 6 місяців тому +5

    The UA-camr in European Parliament isn’t even the wildest member. Mussolini’s granddaughter represents Italy

    • @olisama6283
      @olisama6283 6 місяців тому +1

      Runs in the family.

  • @eunhyuekpark6159
    @eunhyuekpark6159 6 місяців тому +15

    4:30 Cyclethon 4 on a Brompton folding bike! Let's go Connor!!

  • @Asian-tg4mn
    @Asian-tg4mn 6 місяців тому +7

    Conner is not alone. I too need to flush toenail trimmings. Cant stand touching them or having them on the floor.

  • @3ryuken
    @3ryuken 6 місяців тому +7

    The taking a poop pic is somehow relatable, I once dumped like a huge creamy shit and my brain somehow thought other people need to see this.

  • @SamuriBlack
    @SamuriBlack 6 місяців тому +20

    it has even been 30 seconds and this episode is already wild wtf😭

  • @camerajin
    @camerajin 5 місяців тому +1

    14:39 I also use a spreadsheet when travelling to ensure my trip is organized but still allow me some time to walk around and explore. Spending money on travel is no joke, so if my trip is planned accordingly I spend more time actually travelling (hence more efficient use of time) versus using that travel time to do research on the day of. :)

  • @cameronward4066
    @cameronward4066 6 місяців тому +12

    Does Joey really think piss comes from the colon? Everyone knows piss is stored in the balls

  • @SpiritThanatron
    @SpiritThanatron 6 місяців тому +27

    This episode may have been full of shit, but it helped me make it through several traffic jams.
    The roads may be constipated, but Trash Taste will clean them out!

  • @CanaleImprobabile
    @CanaleImprobabile 6 місяців тому +8

    MAN I had to pause on that Garnt puddle of piss story, I'm in tears 😂😂

  • @zmilez6011
    @zmilez6011 6 місяців тому +13

    In America it's the same as Britain when it comes to if someone asks "are you okay? "
    It's a greeting not an actual question to ask if you're doig okay. If you respond with anything worse than "I'm okay/fine/could be better. " It's a like "bruh (¬_¬) I didn't ask" as well. If that makes sense. 47:10

    • @Veronicz
      @Veronicz 6 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, I think so too. That’s why I hate whenever someone asks. It just teaches you to lie constantly.
      Though it is probably more acceptable in America. Like some ppl do want to know. Especially if it’s someone you know. Or are on familiar terms with. Service workers though 😬 it’s just their job.

    • @victorchan1187
      @victorchan1187 6 місяців тому +2

      That happened to me when I was sitting using the wifi for more than 3 hours at A & W, and the supervisor came up and asked me, "Are you okay?" in a gentle tone. I answered, "I am fine.". She immediately switched the tone and confronted me for overstaying the restaurant for too long. I felt not happy about being treated that way.
      It's not just "Are you okay?" question, the "How are you?" is the worst to ask me because nobody is interested in what I am currently feeling nor how I've been doing today. No, they expected me to lie the positiveness, and would always say, "I am good.". It's not about asking me in a professional meeting. Everyone can casually ask me when meeting me. When someone asks me so, I immediately get angry inside. I hate being asked the How are you? question.

    • @ryana5435
      @ryana5435 6 місяців тому +4

      Yeah instead of faking positiveness, in East Asia we just don’t ask how you feel but “have you eaten?” for example in China. If Japanese people really started checking on you they then say “are you Ok?” (in Japanese it’s daijoubu desuka? 大丈夫ですか?)

    • @zmilez6011
      @zmilez6011 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ryana5435 I didn't know it was like that in China or Japan. But it's the same in Korea "밥 먹었어요?" Is a greeting used also with the meaning "Have you/did you eat?"

  • @zackcash4941
    @zackcash4941 6 місяців тому +6

    I just recently took a picture of my poop because a job scam was texting me asking for my social security info, so I said I'll send them a picture of my card and sent the shitpic instead.

  • @eduardobrito4500
    @eduardobrito4500 6 місяців тому +2

    This is the reason i keep listening to the boys, i can level with them on so much

  • @jnm92
    @jnm92 6 місяців тому +8

    The Rotterdam slander was a bit painful to hear but luckily I watched Connor's livestream biking around Rotterdam and he really seemed to enjoy it this time around

  • @KeyT3ch
    @KeyT3ch 6 місяців тому +3

    The opening is literally THAT South Park episode where Randy has an immaculate shit and he goes on to win awards for it. Classic Trash Taste

  • @tinyninja7716
    @tinyninja7716 5 місяців тому +1

    Grant is so real for bringing up the gap between the toilet seat and bowl. Guys do need to hear this.

  • @captaindanger13
    @captaindanger13 6 місяців тому +7

    the cult conversation reminds me of the yakuza 0 side story with the "shurepipi" chanting

  • @Yuberz
    @Yuberz 6 місяців тому +2

    This podcast is peak guys being dudes and I'm so here for it

  • @chakalicious15
    @chakalicious15 6 місяців тому +4

    100% eating and running back and forth between the office and the dining room between bites

  • @Kradolpher
    @Kradolpher 6 місяців тому +2

    Great episode, these are the kind of conversations I watch weekly for

  • @peach_total
    @peach_total 6 місяців тому +3

    re: the tiktok personal tragedy jokes-joey saying “that’s not the first thing i’d do” and “go talk to someone” is also assuming they haven’t done that. maybe they’re making those jokes month-years after it happened, maybe they’ve talked to a therapist and have worked out w the therapist that making jokes about it to help deal with it is a positive thing for them

  • @Ryuku-Clips
    @Ryuku-Clips 5 місяців тому +1

    These type of episodes are always my favorites because they go so deep into it 😂

  • @supertrolle9555
    @supertrolle9555 6 місяців тому +16

    Alcohol abuse?
    I would never abuse alcohol
    I love alcohol!

    • @baeber
      @baeber 6 місяців тому +2

      its refreshing we love refreshments

  • @aviekrause657
    @aviekrause657 6 місяців тому +1

    These kinds of unfiltered rants are my absolute favorite trash taste episodes.

  • @zackcash4941
    @zackcash4941 6 місяців тому +4

    Protip: if you're going to sleep on a bus look up the time your stop is and set a quiet/vibration alarm for a few minutes beforehand.

  • @ViceroyGX
    @ViceroyGX 6 місяців тому +1

    This is by far my favorite episode. Talking about peepee and poopoo for like almost half the episode. The mechanics of sit pissing is so relatable

  • @TheMojeff
    @TheMojeff 6 місяців тому +5

    Actually having a beer in the shower after work and this video showed up

  • @joshua0166
    @joshua0166 6 місяців тому +1

    I see the new episode, i see a worthy video to acompanny my meal. I sit down, and Garnt strats off with that statement. Truly a TT moment

  • @coatares3716
    @coatares3716 6 місяців тому +4

    weirdly enough I watched this episode while clipping my nails on my desk

  • @KarosElite
    @KarosElite 5 місяців тому +1

    The Yard and Connor mentioned people getting bored after 3 years… meanwhile I stockpile an episode or 2 at a time so I don’t have to technically wait a full week for each one. 💀

  • @retromillennialgamer93
    @retromillennialgamer93 6 місяців тому +3

    While I don't eat during Trash Taste, my ritual is to listen while I cook an emaculate meal once a week. 😅

  • @katniss9shadeslayer
    @katniss9shadeslayer 6 місяців тому +1

    I didn't know what i expected from this podcast. 2 hours literal shit talking 10/10

  • @chibichanga1849
    @chibichanga1849 6 місяців тому +3

    1:36:00 Un-ankling trousers is a game changer. If you don't do this, try it, it will change your life.

  • @leunga
    @leunga 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you Garnt for talking about the piss problem. Thought it was a me thing too 😂

  • @carbjr.8071
    @carbjr.8071 6 місяців тому +9

    I love my full sized fat tire ebike but it's hell carrying it up a 2nd floor apartment with a narrow staircase. It weighs nearly 100 pounds with the battery and is basically a small motorcycle. It would be impossible to move around without my car's hitch mounted rack.

    • @yargolocus4853
      @yargolocus4853 6 місяців тому

      Up towards 50kg backpacks are a pain, and bikes are not good shape for carrying. I feel you

  • @Hydramus89
    @Hydramus89 6 місяців тому +1

    This is the funniest podcast ever. I'm glad we're clearing up life and pooing and toe nails. No others have touched this so thank you for your service. (Also Connor, I clip my toe nails in the same place lol)

  • @explody7836
    @explody7836 6 місяців тому +3

    Connor about to drop the sci-fi novel off the decade, "I have no asshole, and I must shit"

  • @deyon100
    @deyon100 6 місяців тому +1

    I couldn't stop laughing when I realized I wasn't the only one who managed to pee through the small gap of the toilet seat. 😂

  • @Querez8504
    @Querez8504 6 місяців тому +7

    1:16:00 You know what our family does? We use wet wipes. My routine is: Wipe with toilet paper until mostly nothing, then wipe with wet wipes until nothing. (NEVER THROW THEM IN THE TOILET)

    • @Tha-Banana
      @Tha-Banana 6 місяців тому +2

      Wet wipes are one of the greatest creations we have been blessed with fr 🙏

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 6 місяців тому +1

      What do you do with the wet wipes? Are they biodegradable? Or is it out of sight, out of mind for you?
      Btw, unless you use like 10, wet wipes aren't enough or close to using an actual bidet in my opinion.

    • @Querez8504
      @Querez8504 6 місяців тому

      @@7792pnaurfr Trash bin with a bag inside and a lid on top, next to the toilet. No smell because of the lid, and it all gets thrown away correctly when nearing full. It also gets used for other bathroom-related disposable things too, or really just any non-recyclable trash we might _happen_ to have while in the bathroom. We usually have the type that lets you open it with your foot on a "pedal".
      As for amount of wet wipes, I personally use between 3 and 10 depending on how much I need to clean away. Usually 3-5 is enough. Idk how this could not be "enough" when I've literally _never in my life_ experienced streaks in my underwear that I've heard people mention. My butt feels clean, it looks clean, and I'll be showering soon enough afterwards at some point anyway.

    • @Pekara121
      @Pekara121 6 місяців тому

      I don't understand the use of wet wipes. Seems like a waste of money imho. You can just use your left hand to rinse your ass with water. And the clean your hands with soap. Are people afraid to touch their butt or smth?

    • @Querez8504
      @Querez8504 6 місяців тому

      @@Pekara121 Wet wipes are handy to have for a variety of other uses too, you know. We just place them next to the toilet since that's where they're used the most. I also don't believe wiping with just a wet hand would be as effective? At least me personally, I would have to wipe, then go to wash away the stuff from my hand, then wipe once more, then wash it away, etc. for however long until it's gone (otherwise you'd be rubbing shit-water all over your cheeks lol). There's also how wet wipes don't just have water, but also some sort of soap-like substance in them.
      Then, there's probably the biggest thing to consider:
      They're just not that expensive. My family isn't so broke we can't afford to have wet wipes.

  • @normanhutchinson3504
    @normanhutchinson3504 6 місяців тому

    Joey, I can’t overemphasize the utility of a beard apron, man. It’s like a barber’s apron when you get a haircut, but it has suction cups on the bottom so you can hook it to the mirror. No more wasted paper towels!
    Great episode, as always! My wife and I definitely enjoyed it.

  • @beirdo102
    @beirdo102 6 місяців тому +4

    1:31:43 mind blowing i just realised how weird my bathroom behaviours are

  • @jakew7482
    @jakew7482 5 місяців тому +1

    How do so many people not realise we can indeed see evolution in real time. Bacteria evolving anti-biotic resistance for example

  • @wham_sandwitch
    @wham_sandwitch 6 місяців тому +9

    stealing from wikipedia here
    A common description of Japan's religious syncretism says: "Born Shinto, married Christian, die Buddhist."

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 6 місяців тому

      What is the Buddhist tradition for dealing with the dead?

    • @wham_sandwitch
      @wham_sandwitch 6 місяців тому +3

      @@upg5147 i believe it's sutras and cremation, but i am neither japanese, nor buddhist

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 6 місяців тому +3

      @@wham_sandwitch Thanks for the effort.

  • @teaganmcguckin790
    @teaganmcguckin790 Місяць тому

    unironically my favorite episode in a while

  • @badend4226
    @badend4226 6 місяців тому +4

    Best episode ever especially second half.

  • @skelebruh3075
    @skelebruh3075 6 місяців тому +1

    This was an epic episode XD. I have to agree with Conner: flushing nails down the toilet is the peak strategy. Would love to have a case of your beer some day if you ever deside to do another brew. Much love from South-Africa!

  • @andrio8213
    @andrio8213 6 місяців тому +8

    Connors a pookie bear he deserves the world but garnt is the purest of souls and he has sydney as a partner. Ironic innit .

  • @jintoru7
    @jintoru7 6 місяців тому

    I’m always eating while watching this podcast, whatever you say doesn’t stop me enjoying my bussing food

  • @kr0v3k
    @kr0v3k 6 місяців тому +5

    Im with Garnt I take my pants off from my ankles

  • @Tuschi17
    @Tuschi17 6 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, my favorite type of episode. Just talking about whatever. (or piss and shit in this case)

  • @Kurisutina_04
    @Kurisutina_04 6 місяців тому +6

    I'm not gonna lie, every episode should be a drinking episode from here on out

  • @jorgev9674
    @jorgev9674 6 місяців тому

    I haven't had the chance to check out the podcast for a few months and decided to check on the boys today....what an episode to come back to 💀

  • @kickcross1
    @kickcross1 6 місяців тому +12

    Hello, resident Cypriot here to say certain unnamed prank UA-camr does not represent us and it's just as ridiculous to us that he managed to get a seat. 😮‍💨

  • @stefaniehase2448
    @stefaniehase2448 6 місяців тому +1

    Lying on the bed fully naked after taking a shower sure is one of the best things.

  • @saminaazmat7754
    @saminaazmat7754 6 місяців тому +6

    gonna die young but happy

  • @cruze-0_0hayakawa
    @cruze-0_0hayakawa 6 місяців тому

    I love your podcast, I’ve been watching for a long time and recently I’ve been struggling mentally, however I always look forward to the podcast as I can relax and let go for a couple hours

  • @BallObtainer
    @BallObtainer 6 місяців тому +14

    i rip my nails off by hand and leave them on the floor until i hoover. hope you enjoyed reading this 👍

    • @kyankuni
      @kyankuni 6 місяців тому +1

      yo wtf same

    • @BallObtainer
      @BallObtainer 6 місяців тому

      @@kyankuni we are the real one brain cell

  • @jeremiahmcgowan
    @jeremiahmcgowan 4 місяці тому

    I fan myself off with my towel when I get out of the shower because I also hate feeling hot and humid after getting out of the shower. It feels great

  • @erdenechuluunmagnai8426
    @erdenechuluunmagnai8426 6 місяців тому +17

    It's my favorite time of the week. Agreeing with Garnt, shitting on Connor and vibing Joey

    • @MajesticSlinky
      @MajesticSlinky 6 місяців тому +15

      For me it's agreeing with Connor, shitting on Joey, and vibing with Garnt.

    • @GreenMonkeySam
      @GreenMonkeySam 6 місяців тому +5

      Alright everybody; we're playing Agree-Shit-Vibe now, go!
      Agree - Connor
      Shit - Garnt
      Vibe - Joey

    • @erdenechuluunmagnai8426
      @erdenechuluunmagnai8426 6 місяців тому

      @MajesticSlinky it's 45 percent garnt and 35 Connor with 20 percent Joey for me if we get specific. Garnt and Connor have very polarizing opinions and Joey's pretty mild so I'm always bobbing my head like that one cat meme when he's giving takes.

  • @Azu512
    @Azu512 6 місяців тому

    It is actually really nice for you guys to talk about these, it makes a lot of people know what they do is normal 😅

  • @Avbuub
    @Avbuub 6 місяців тому +8

    where are the guest episodes? feels like a year since we've had one

    • @ShadowOfMassDestruction
      @ShadowOfMassDestruction 6 місяців тому +19

      @@Avbuub We've had too many, let the boi's cook by themselves for a while.

    • @Kittyflipp
      @Kittyflipp 6 місяців тому +1

      Who would you want them to bring ? It’s been 5 months since last guest episode, featuring pewdiepie

    • @lament22
      @lament22 6 місяців тому

      @@Kittyflipp me

    • @Avbuub
      @Avbuub 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Kittyflipp chris ep is always a banger

    • @shadmanbashar6067
      @shadmanbashar6067 6 місяців тому +1

      they had a lot of guest and it's best for them to chill now by themselves.

  • @soundlesspeal
    @soundlesspeal 6 місяців тому +1

    part of the reason i find 80s cyberpunk OVAs fascinating sadly is that certain themes and issues at display feel increasingly more relatable as time goes on

  • @harrydotme8567
    @harrydotme8567 6 місяців тому +8

    Im from Cyprus, hearing people outside of Cyprus talking about that guy being elected in the european parliament, is so dystopian because Cyprus and content creation blowing up with this type of content and for this type of guy, shit is crazy man, idk how this happened, we were nobodies, now, the face of Cyprus is a basically a child with alot of youth influence, shit is crazy

    • @InugamiTheHound
      @InugamiTheHound 6 місяців тому

      well I know about Cyprus thanks to Turkish Invasion back in 1970s also Turkey needs to leave Cyprus and kicked out NATO and banned from the EU. Turkey needs to stop flooding Europe with migrants no one wants them

    • @carn1fex_
      @carn1fex_ 6 місяців тому +1

      Nothing will happen.
      He's a tool. Sorry. He wont last long in 'politics'.
      And 'we', the Europeans, know 'Cyprus and Greece' very well because we saved your asses since you seem to suffer from financial crisis every now and then

  • @PokemonAndrew
    @PokemonAndrew 6 місяців тому +1

    What an amazing episode, I hope this wins a trash taste award next award season.