Getting Benched as a Cheerleader (ft. Rosebud Baker) - High School Fails

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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024
  • Rosebud Baker's time as a cheerleader was more “shut it down” than “Bring It On.” #HighSchoolFails
    About High School Fails: Surviving High School is brutal, but talking about the moments we barely survived is brutally funny. In this coming of age series, comedians relive school picture day as they look back on themselves during their lowest point in life, High School. For those of us who fall behind in class, hand drawn animation brings their stories to cringe-inducing life.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 153

  • @richarddrake2231
    @richarddrake2231 4 роки тому +412

    As someone who sat next to you in art class and got to witness the freshman cheer squad almost daily from the drama kid basketball player prospective, this is brilliant and nostalgic. It's funnier knowing the names and when you said Alexis after I'd had the name in my head for a minute a half plus, I started crying.

    • @Sammipewpew
      @Sammipewpew 4 роки тому +7

      Richard Drake that’s so cool!

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 3 роки тому +1

      I've found another entry into the "drama kid basketball player" category! *shakes hand*

    • @ComedyGuardianWarriorsFOHlulz
      @ComedyGuardianWarriorsFOHlulz 2 роки тому

      @Bennyton as a former drama kid, I've never met the "Drama kid basketball player". Is that like a unicorn-narwhal hybrid?🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @jalanasp
    @jalanasp 4 роки тому +43

    “Tiny muscular pit bull” is hilarious 💀💀

  • @seancarroll2049
    @seancarroll2049 4 роки тому +127

    Shes like if Kristin Bell was an alcoholic comedian.

  • @Girlupthecastle
    @Girlupthecastle 4 роки тому +57

    This comedian is the best ever. Love her stories. Feel bad for the things she been throug earlier

    • @obindim3828
      @obindim3828 4 роки тому

      Bbm add#11 how did she treat anyone? Just getting into her material

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 4 роки тому +1

      @Bbm add#11 She does not support her grandfather's politics at all. She's good.

  • @Demosthenses
    @Demosthenses 4 роки тому +112

    Nice biceps girl!💪

  • @Bethenough
    @Bethenough 4 роки тому +48

    I got benched (yes, from cheerleading) for cutting class to get taco bell. 😂

    • @HeyiPlayMusic
      @HeyiPlayMusic 4 роки тому

      You better have gotten thay spicy potato soft taco. if not, probably wasn't worth it !

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 4 роки тому

      @@HeyiPlayMusic I don't think that existed back then.

    • @HeyiPlayMusic
      @HeyiPlayMusic 4 роки тому

      @@themaggattack oh :/ I only found out about it I think the month when I initially made the comment and was obsessed with them. Lol. I didnt know they were a new item

  • @alsimon4722
    @alsimon4722 4 роки тому +11

    Glad Rosebud is finally getting the attention she deserves. She's funny and gorgeous.

  • @therealmissglamBAM
    @therealmissglamBAM 3 роки тому +37

    Kind of sad she didn't like a school activity partially because of a horrific inappropriate outfit she was forced to wear and being harassed 😪

  • @AnthonyMartinez-bp3nk
    @AnthonyMartinez-bp3nk 4 роки тому +3

    As soon as she called out the chicks that went to Vegas together AND the basic bitch with 3 kids I was completely on board. I salute you and your independence!

  • @brookesenfrance3852
    @brookesenfrance3852 3 роки тому +1

    I'm in love with the "Rosebud"! #toooooocutetohot!

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 2 роки тому +5

    She said she was the "hot" one on the cheer squad. After looking at her, she's not delusional, nor narcissistic at all. She's telling the straight-up truth and she hasn't lost one bit of it in all these years later. Good job!

    • @AB-vn2jc
      @AB-vn2jc 2 роки тому +1

      little creepy boss ngl

    • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
      @IPlayOneOnT.V. 2 роки тому +1

      @@AB-vn2jc Why is it creepy to have an opinion about how somebody looks? We all have them every day about each other.

  • @rubberduckyofsteel
    @rubberduckyofsteel 4 роки тому +100

    if kristen bells character from the good place was real

  • @babarumraisin4863
    @babarumraisin4863 4 роки тому +5

    I absolutely LOVE this woman!

  • @atrustedservant7976
    @atrustedservant7976 4 роки тому +36

    11 dislikes=Jessica what's her faces bffs

  • @rdthaprariedawg
    @rdthaprariedawg 4 роки тому +11

    I liked Rosebud Baker before I saw this. Now I love her.

  • @trill25mane
    @trill25mane 4 роки тому +7

    :30 sec timeout......HER NAME IS ROSEBUD! ik she has to be tired of those jokes wth lmaoooo

    • @renx81
      @renx81 4 роки тому

      That's not her actual given name.

  • @bulletprooftiger1879
    @bulletprooftiger1879 2 роки тому +1

    I love this chick. Funny, fun, good hang

  • @sagesigman8269
    @sagesigman8269 11 місяців тому +1

    Nothing makes sexual harrasment or abuse of any kind okay and to be forced to wear the sexualized outfit throughout a school day (and the sexualized nature of cheerleading outfits is it's own issue imo) is horrible.
    You seem to have become stronger through your experiences though, and not only is that a tremendous testament to your character and resiliency, but more importantly it is *the single best way to beat your haters, bullies, and creeps as well as their enablers* so you are fckin killin' it on and off the stage!
    Keep showing everyone what strength really is!

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 4 роки тому +14

    I dated a gal who was in her early 30's at the time who had been a high school cheerleader. She told me a funny story that was similar that I wish I remembered more details of now. She wasnt very committed and basically got benched for skipping a practice for a doctor appointment or something and they were threatening to kick her off the team. So she told the coach to "go fuck yourself." That pretty much sealed her fate. I don't think my ex was too broken up about it, as she also was much more into smoking weed and dropping acid and going to Grateful Dead concerts.

  • @lesb_socal
    @lesb_socal 4 роки тому +37

    THAT outfit when you were 13??
    OMG

    • @borednerd2100
      @borednerd2100 4 роки тому +1

      That's what I was thinking about too!

  • @vvds
    @vvds 4 роки тому +12

    Daaang and you listen to TOOL 😍😍 dream boat

  • @cmarq817
    @cmarq817 3 роки тому

    She is so cool and honest !
    Loving her!

  • @mopnem
    @mopnem 4 роки тому +3

    She seems to have an excellent presence/sense of humor lol

  • @tink_a
    @tink_a 4 роки тому +2

    Good story. I suffered through similar stuff. In contrast I must say it pays off when you stick to what you love. It's sad your enthusiasm was killed.

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986 4 роки тому +23

    She's funny and is great at storytelling.
    But I kept getting distracted by her graceful shoulders and gorgeously toned arms!!
    She makes me want to go work out!🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I'd love to hang out with her, she seems super chill and I'm really great at smoking weed and listening to too!
    So we already have that in common.

  • @speakermanx
    @speakermanx 3 роки тому +2

    I think I'm in love

  • @segamai
    @segamai 4 роки тому

    I get the distinct impression she’s not one to fuck with, ever lol

  • @BBgiant
    @BBgiant 2 роки тому

    I love you calling people out years later. Nothing more true🤠

  • @skyrealm394
    @skyrealm394 4 роки тому +3

    Jessica I wanna see you clap back cause I wanna see this mean girls drama. 😂

  • @sageshipley6323
    @sageshipley6323 4 роки тому +3

    I vibe with this hella

  • @theylied1776
    @theylied1776 4 роки тому +203

    This is the kind of woman I'm attracted to but they are always crazy.

    • @oliverwilson11
      @oliverwilson11 4 роки тому +31

      If you think everyone's an arsehole, you might be the arsehole.

    • @theylied1776
      @theylied1776 4 роки тому +16

      @Courageous D Seaburymeinher Nah, I've had more than my share of the sexy crazy chicks. The craziest ones are the ones that come from money.

    • @deadams8905
      @deadams8905 4 роки тому +16

      Things incels say 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @theylied1776
      @theylied1776 4 роки тому +10

      @@deadams8905 I'd guess you'd know.

    • @deadams8905
      @deadams8905 4 роки тому +5

      @@theylied1776 it's usually incels or men with unadressed mommy issues. To be fair tho, I have daddy issues so I'm not here to judge 🤗🧙

  • @valhalla1240
    @valhalla1240 3 роки тому

    New fave.

  • @jpstyle2k
    @jpstyle2k 3 роки тому

    I somehow felt really connected to her jokes and the whole vibes. After watching this, I did some researching, and BOOM! She went to Langley High School. As someone who once lived in Great Falls, VA, I totally understand what she’s saying haha.

  • @mrlee7328
    @mrlee7328 4 роки тому +2

    She is funny and beautiful. I love how she looks like she works out

  • @PedroCarvalhoLC43
    @PedroCarvalhoLC43 4 роки тому +3

    tool fan :heart-eyes:

  • @D3z1n3r
    @D3z1n3r 4 роки тому +1

    Nothing like letting high school trauma go... RIGHT JESSICA!!!!

  • @danokitemanotoo1791
    @danokitemanotoo1791 4 роки тому +1

    What a Cutie! LoL

  • @Squee07
    @Squee07 4 роки тому

    This woman is fucking hilarious. I adore her.

  • @filhanislamictv8712
    @filhanislamictv8712 2 роки тому +1

    Poetry is great

  • @darthren2016
    @darthren2016 4 роки тому +12

    "Benched ????"

    • @decoy3641
      @decoy3641 4 роки тому +1

      You have to sit on the benches during a game (American football) for the rest of the game. Not allowed to play or in her case cheer

  • @theweezard
    @theweezard 4 роки тому +3

    Your the shit yes to everything but the Phish concert unless you were just scoring tabs

  • @bradleyyoung9781
    @bradleyyoung9781 4 роки тому +1

    They wanted you in a sport not cheerleading😂

  • @Mr.Bojangles12
    @Mr.Bojangles12 4 роки тому +6

    Grateful Dead,weed@LSD makes me Happy👏🤣✴

  • @Hylocichla
    @Hylocichla 3 роки тому

    This reminds me of a scene from Cheers.

  • @timontide6404
    @timontide6404 3 роки тому

    I was with her right up to "Phish shows." I hope she's come around.

  • @thomaswalz3515
    @thomaswalz3515 4 роки тому +1

    Good vid editing...

  • @AlexaBellaMuerte
    @AlexaBellaMuerte 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha those names

  • @rodneymolidorjr.6095
    @rodneymolidorjr.6095 3 роки тому

    It's cool she knows she was 'hot'. If she looks this good now, I can only imagine. Good lord! She's the best.

  • @HeyiPlayMusic
    @HeyiPlayMusic 4 роки тому +1

    Back in HS, I got in trouble for calling a girl a "tart" in english class. She didn't know what it meant, initially.. so she looked it up after school, and the next day in english class, she told the teacher... had to explain that to my parents

    • @DillHurley7
      @DillHurley7 4 роки тому

      Sound like a story from 3rd grade but okay

    • @HeyiPlayMusic
      @HeyiPlayMusic 4 роки тому

      @@DillHurley7 lmao

  • @hardway1746
    @hardway1746 2 роки тому

    Sounds horrible. Everyone’s parents are diplomats and bought you cars before 15. The travesty. It’s unfuckinimaginable. Funny.

  • @imhatchmantoo
    @imhatchmantoo 4 роки тому

    "I told her that she was a basic bitch" hahaha

  • @oliviabell9691
    @oliviabell9691 4 роки тому

    Right on🤟

  • @Fluxxi
    @Fluxxi 3 роки тому +1

    She listens to Tool? This girl and I could have been friends in high
    school.

  • @-HRH
    @-HRH 4 роки тому +11

    Freshman year always sounds like "fresh manure" to me.

    • @MarcelPolman
      @MarcelPolman 4 роки тому +1

      HRH I will never unhear this

    • @-HRH
      @-HRH 4 роки тому

      Marcel Polman haha join the club 😂

  • @paulmasella1616
    @paulmasella1616 4 роки тому

    You’re Fantastic!

  • @bragg77
    @bragg77 4 роки тому

    Cutie pie!

  • @QuentinSciascia
    @QuentinSciascia 3 роки тому

    She better still like Tool, Tool is life

  • @RideTheSpiral28
    @RideTheSpiral28 4 роки тому

    Smoke weed and TOOL.... i think you might be my fav

  • @alecgross12
    @alecgross12 4 роки тому

    Not very funny, but I blame Comedy Central, cus rosebud is funny af. Still thumbed up

  • @deannilvalli6579
    @deannilvalli6579 4 роки тому

    I guess this is what makes American great.....

  • @dayngerkat6760
    @dayngerkat6760 4 роки тому

    My sole mate

  • @firebrnd13
    @firebrnd13 3 роки тому

    Go Saxons!

  • @Willy72070
    @Willy72070 4 роки тому +3

    The cheerleaders are the most popular girls at my school. Sure

  • @danielevert2757
    @danielevert2757 3 роки тому

    I feel like im supposed to comment on this video

  • @kelemjerton1187
    @kelemjerton1187 3 роки тому +1

    Cool ass woman dude

  • @The_Sofa_King
    @The_Sofa_King 4 роки тому +3

    Is her fly undone?

  • @justindouglass9963
    @justindouglass9963 4 роки тому

    AND she likes PHISH!

  • @jenleeboo
    @jenleeboo 4 роки тому

    Flip phone and Nsync did not happen at the same time! Your full of it.

  • @sefaibis158
    @sefaibis158 4 роки тому +2

    cool story brooo

  • @Caribbeana
    @Caribbeana Рік тому

    I would think everyone would love her in a school but that's not the case

  • @littleghostfilms3012
    @littleghostfilms3012 3 роки тому

    When you graduate from high school you should immediately get the hell away from it and create a new life. If not you'll be in your 30's before you know it with the same people thinking your still queen of the pep squad or a jock who's high point in life was scoring touchdowns that got you laid by the hot girls and then it was all down hill to some mundane job and picking out your burial spot in the local cemetery.

  • @toocool2421
    @toocool2421 4 роки тому +1

    Bathesda or Tysons?

  • @imhatchmantoo
    @imhatchmantoo 4 роки тому +4

    You are still hot. Lol

  • @freddybenelli9100
    @freddybenelli9100 3 роки тому

    Best part 4:02

  • @freemasonbloodsacrifice9998
    @freemasonbloodsacrifice9998 4 роки тому +1

    I want to have dinner with Rosebud. Maybe breakfast too?

    • @freemasonbloodsacrifice9998
      @freemasonbloodsacrifice9998 4 роки тому

      Bbm add#11 That's because they were fake empty masons or affiliated with one of their appendage bodies. She's never met a man who really loved her.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 роки тому

      sHeS nEvEr MeT a MaN LiKe mE bEfOrE

    • @freemasonbloodsacrifice9998
      @freemasonbloodsacrifice9998 4 роки тому

      Rick C no. But men like you stalk her.

    • @HeyiPlayMusic
      @HeyiPlayMusic 4 роки тому

      @Bbm add#11 is that your favorite chord?

  • @merlyn2121
    @merlyn2121 4 роки тому

    Phish shows rock

  • @whataboutthis10
    @whataboutthis10 4 роки тому +1

    U funny :)

  • @11muzik99
    @11muzik99 4 роки тому +3

    Can't say I paid much attention to the story, but......it's Rosebud - she can do no wrong.

  • @photoheathen
    @photoheathen 4 роки тому +8

    please stop wearing 80s jeans, kids. they don't look any better than they did the first time around, and there's a reason why they didn't last.

  • @AdaptiveRider
    @AdaptiveRider 4 роки тому +19

    She has a beautiful body for suree

    • @rockyalvarez520
      @rockyalvarez520 4 роки тому

      Blow up dolls have beautiful bodies...she isn't special!

    • @AdaptiveRider
      @AdaptiveRider 4 роки тому

      @@rockyalvarez520 Not saying g shes special for her body, just pointing out her assets

  • @DizThaWhiz
    @DizThaWhiz 3 роки тому

    Smokes weed AND listens to Tool?? Women, kindly take notes

  • @joelyazell7380
    @joelyazell7380 4 роки тому

    Jewel

  • @tsieglieh
    @tsieglieh 2 роки тому

    What a body!

  • @papasworkshop2165
    @papasworkshop2165 3 роки тому

    I think I see a piercing

  • @yaboi_akshat2800
    @yaboi_akshat2800 3 роки тому

    this wasn't funny.It was actually sad

  • @samcarney3254
    @samcarney3254 4 роки тому

    i fancy her

  • @gmandersonjr
    @gmandersonjr 4 роки тому +2

    It's alway difficult to be the smart kid that didn't care for most of your classmates b/c they were morons. I'd rather be cycling, swimming & going to The Dead shows anyway...PS my dad was a military intel officer and we lived overseas alot or in military towns.

  • @big3ye378
    @big3ye378 4 роки тому

    hubba hugga

  • @filhanislamictv8712
    @filhanislamictv8712 2 роки тому +1

    Hhhha

  • @TheRealBrook1968
    @TheRealBrook1968 4 роки тому +5

    Does it get funny by the end? I stopped learning my lesson at 3:30 minutes.

  • @wtf1231122
    @wtf1231122 4 роки тому +1

    I'll lay the pipe to rosebud

  • @freemasonbloodsacrifice9998
    @freemasonbloodsacrifice9998 4 роки тому

    I like your voice. Rosebud, are you into men or women? Both? If you are not a Duke I think your butter