Nah bro I'm this kid. I usually zone off during class and the morning of the exam I quickly go through notes taken (I take notes but without paying attention. Just write what the teacher says aimlessly) before passing with an A or very high B every time. I've also never gotten below an A as a report card grade in any given class. Shit I sound cocky asf sorry but it's too late at night for me to process how to not sound like a douchebag.
@@EliSingsSometimes08 I was about to say you’re a douche but then you did what I would do and add a last bit saying how you are acting like one and now I can’t be mad at your intelligence. :(
DUDE SAME! I like take an hour to learn half of everything at home, and then at school I panic so I get a huge adrenaline rush and like remember the entire half in like 10-15 minutes!
"I just can't believe it took you an entire semester to teach this shit" Me: wait college professors actually teach?! My professor pulls numbers out of his ass and skips steps. Lately, in physics, he's been lecturing on momentum. He talks about the first two pages of the chapter, if that, and then starts pulling numbers out of his ass. And then when we ask what page he is getting the info from, he gets mad and berates us. Lmao some college professors just suck.
Studying maths, most of my professors would just read the lecture notes word for word. In the US, you can take a variety of different classes, before finding a major/minor. In the UK, there is no choice. By the time you find out how boring the course is, it's too late. our only choice is to tough it out or drop out. What's worse is the fact that at the beginning of the course there isn't nearly enough room for everyone in lectures, but by the end of the year they are at a third of a capacity. The professors don't care and the admin overbook the course because they know a large percentage are going to drop out. The only solution is to read the lecture notes and attend the exams. Throughout my 3 years I probably went to 5% of lectures
@@blueyc4rter I wish I could do that. I use lecture notes as study material and my instructor marks my answers wrong. Says my notes are wrong lol. So I study the actual textbook and he says the book is wrong, but then he tells me I need to come to lecture. Backwards af
Mine stopped showing up two weeks into the term and never showed up again for the rest of the season, we still had to turn in everything from lectures we were not getting
Yeah mate, I suggest finding something you enjoy but struggle at so you can experience actually having to work hard for achievement and don't buckle under pressure the moment you try something you're not naturally good at.
In GCSE biology, my teacher started picking on me in front of everyone because I wasn't very popular. So every day in his class I started ignoring everything he said, and reading lord of the rings. And he was okay with it because he kept saying I'd just fail and he has no sympathy. 2 days before the exam, I finally start studying in my own time and end up with a B. Thanks for the all the free time Mr (redacted). You're a poor excuse for a teacher that brings your profession down.
Basically my Czech (native language) teacher. She's horrible and I didn't know anything until I started studying more myself like a day before the exam.
I laughed so hard and watched it like 10 times because this is just an over exaggerated version of me studying for the exams at the very last night, fully confident and cocky, while my friends try to bug me LMFAO
I love this short. This was just me all during high school. I set my alarm half an hour earlier so I could study, then I studied on the bus and then during the time before the exam. Still passed with straight A's. Looking back, school wasn't as bad but I still like my job more
funny enough previous semester I took a course which I ignored the entire semester, didn't even go to a single lecture. Day of the exam comes and I download all the lecture summaries and binge read them all during my ride to the literal exam (1.5hrs). AND I pulled a 69 on the exam 💀💀. I wish I was making that up
I did my whole collage level math class in 4 days bc everything was available from the beginning of the semester and there where no due dates I got a 72 in the class
*Asian Kid Getting A 99* Mom: "Guess you're doing down! I already knew that you were a flaw in my 'operation' with your father!" *Mom Pulls out a slipper* Asian Kid: "Sory Mom!!!....... " *Got Slapped* Mom: "Can't even pronounce soorrry..."
@@mykneesarebees7242 photographic memory can actually last much much longer than that, I’ve heard of up to a couple months and it might be longer but it’s more than 30 seconds, that’s just what a average person can remember before details start to get blurred
@@mykneesarebees7242 peoples’ photographic memories are insane They’re much better than just 30 seconds, and they can remember almost any detail about the said thing for sometimes months
I have an amazing photograpic memory sometimes when under pressure. It's great! (It's not so great when I'm reading about my special interests and accidentally memorize some paragraph word to word)
@@EmbrysArt No. It's autism. special interest definition: 1) A particular political issue that is the focus of political advocacy. This is inapplicable because I don't think people own political issues. 2) A shadowy group with political power. Also inapplicable as I don't think they've made a political group and read about it. This leaves 3) A topic of particular interest and passion, *_particularly for an autistic person._* Moral of the story: be careful what you wish for.
In high school my dad would learn the material during the exam. They were open book exams, but he would never study before them, and still often got the highest grade.
Dude I literally open my text book for the first time every year within a minute of the tests and still pass. Problem is I also have to ask for the chapter number from the teacher
Teachers and lecturers most of the time really don't want you to fail. I've seen some abysmal exams passed, where if a question was worth 10 marks you'd get 3 or 4 just for doing anything, and 5/10 if ANY of the answer was correct even if 90% of it was wrong. If too many students fail, it ends up coming back on the teacher.
Lol this was me in highschool. Didn't study except last minute. I had a power study technique that was memorizing the stuff last minute, and kept a 4.0 until my second semester junior year where I got my first B+ for finishing my English final paper late.
I did this a couple times in my life lol, we had just been handed out the study guide for the week to go over and prepare for the test, I raised my hand and asked the teacher if I could take the test already, and they thought I was joking, but I was dead serious, she hesitated but told me I could take it tomorrow instead, so I did just that, got 100% just by memorizing the study guide in about 5 minutes, and recently I had my professor do the same, he passed out the study guides, and he jokingly said "Alright now does anyone wanna take the test right now?" Everyone laughed but I told him "I wanna take it" and he said "seriously? It was a joke..." And then I told him "I already memorized everything though..." And he told me "there's no way you did, I just handed them out" and I said "well I have a good memory, sooooo can I take the test and get this over with?" And be reluctantly said "I don't know, how bout this, I'll give you an extra 10 minutes to prepare, and if you get a 100% I'll let you do whatever you want tomorrow" I accepted his challenge, and 10 minutes later I took the test and passed it without breaking a sweat, thanks to that though everyone actually started believing that I legitimately had a good memory, it's the only reason why I can get past tests lol
Depends on what class it is. Definitely had a few general ed classes which the day of the test I would borrow the book from the library, memorize the jargon for the relevant chapters, then ace the test. High level STEM course though? Starting before the semester even began wasn't enough time.
This was me without the studying all my teachers except my science teacher would be mad because I would sleep in class whenever they giving a lecture but never failed a test or quiz and would Ace exams and finals.
The exams are trash bruh, ask a dumb ass question and give you 4 possible answers, of which only one makes logical sense like: Who was Albert Einstein? a) a German dictator b) a Scientist that theorized the existence of b-[a whole fucking paragraph] c) a homeless person d) orange This is the kind of educations system we live in, ffs.
This worked for me all of Junior year (high school). Oh man I think it pisses people off though, even your friends 😆. Im trying to not study for tests as long as possible.
Me before my HSIE exam except I can’t tell you a single thing that was on that paper. Come back next week for more “why forget stuff later when you can just forget it now?”
I once arrived at a college class that I had not showed up to for 4 weeks to learn that it was an exam. I opened my book 5 minutes before class started, and the teacher would give us a last 10 minutes before the test to review things. I had about 5 minutes left in the review time, and put my book away. The teacher, visibly irritated tells me that I should keep studying. I told him that I was good. Next class, the teacher arrives pissed and tells everyone that the person that got the best score on the test didn't even know we had a test and only studied for 10 minutes. The entire class turns around and stairs at me. The teacher continues to explain that I got 98%, and that the class average was 56%. Everyone turn and looks at me again. I loudly say: "You're all idiots." I picked up my books and never went back. The teacher just sent me the last test and final project by e-mail.
@@forgetful6956 True, but do you have to be a douchebag and tell a room full of people they are all idiots? Most of my friends are above average in intelligence, and they are all very humble.
"I do everything fast."
I feel bad for "babe"
💀💀💀
Hey he makes her finish fast then too 🫡
@@bantxc5616 this guy gets it😂
@@bantxc5616 🫡
@@landokalriz lmao 😂
"Woops I just accidently memorized every formula"
" Sir this is English exam"
Plot twist
"sir this is a Wendy's"
Ahh np wait for like .69 seconds I'll memorize all articles and poems
Sir this is mcdonald
Grammar formula?
POV: what every uni and high school student imagine themselves to be 10 minutes before final evaluations
Sad thing is I would get damn near perfect scores from doing this in my math class🤣
Funny thing, I lived that stuff lol
@@ThePineapplewastaken why is that "sad"?
@@TOBY-jy7bz because now I have to actually study my math class
not how pov works lol
*after he left the class*
"Wow, i can't believe that actually worked"
Real
Anyone willing to try this in real life
@@kjentovansteene6186I volunteer you
@@kjentovansteene6186tbh I would do it
Right real life cheat code?
"I just accidentally memorized every formula already"
_Damn I hate it when that happens_
Here before this blows up
Same dude
I don’t think this will blow up but it has a lot of likes
I am investing in this comment
@@hoover1150 me too now
"This is the fastest piss ive ever seen!"
*SEEN?*
Ayo🤨📸
Its elementary school all over again. Man ICUP
@@CoolyCools I AM GOING TO TELL THE TEACHER
Tbh I don’t think it’s that sus he didn’t mean it literally
🤨
He just tricked the teacher to giving him an A
😏Uno Reverse Card
Plot twist: it was a part of a plan
@@VortyxZero-Aizen
@@sace6515 ah a bleach reference
I have a plan..... Tahiti
“You did amazing, best I’ve ever seen, now please get the f*** out”
Best line ever
True
Every casino ever
@@JoshuaWhitney-pj4suno
@@Marvelfanatic3658 What you mean no? Ok fine it's one of the best lines ever, happy?
"That's the fastest piss I've ever seen"
"Who said I was taking a piss"
"Who said I was going to the bathroom?"
@@Thisisahandle957 he did say "bathroom break." What I'm assuming OP is suggesting is that he took a quick shit LOL
@@quickfeather pretty sure he didnt mean that
Dude looks like he time tavelled from the 50's from Britain to America at 2022 💀
"That was the fastest crap I've ever seen?"
"Who said I was crapping."
Reality:
"I just memorized all the formu-"
"What is the first chapter called"
"Hmm .. uhh, introduction?"
Not wrong though 😂
"What is this exam about?"
Nah bro I'm this kid. I usually zone off during class and the morning of the exam I quickly go through notes taken (I take notes but without paying attention. Just write what the teacher says aimlessly) before passing with an A or very high B every time. I've also never gotten below an A as a report card grade in any given class.
Shit I sound cocky asf sorry but it's too late at night for me to process how to not sound like a douchebag.
Maybe for idiots
@@EliSingsSometimes08 I was about to say you’re a douche but then you did what I would do and add a last bit saying how you are acting like one and now I can’t be mad at your intelligence.
:(
This is if the flash just flexed his super speed, this is too good 🤣👌
😂thank youu!!
_🤣_
@@jellydawn8268 how'd you do that
@@jellydawn8268 how'd you do that
@@jellydawn8268 how’d you do that
"woops I just accidentally memorized every formula already" haha
Doesnt sound like a hard exam than
@@flatustaenus1663 whooooosh
Fully expected the teacher: "ok but you're given all the formulas on the back"
Bro its me i do everytimes that study 1 min before the exam
@@flatustaenus1663 same
"You pass, get out of my class"
So poetic.
124 likes and no comments?
yes
yes
yes
@@amongman8083yes
“Im about to take this bullshit *beep* exam”
Best censoring ive ever seen
lol
i think somethings wrong with ur speakers bruh
@@y4d0 me too
@@y4d0 don’t think that’s how that works
@@y4d0 “but you didn’t have to cut me off”
Seriously though, my generation and the generation ahead is seriously messed up
"you pass get out of my class"
That was such a smooth line 😂
184 likes withouth any replies? Lemme fix that
Man my boi is a human representation of "snarky anime character fixes his glasses".
And you can't see their eyes because of the glint in their glasses
Yall are both explaining kei tsukishima in detail
so the anime character isnt a human?
@@SnorlaxFan8glint? naw they put lightbulbs on it
Reply 5
How to gaslight your teacher into giving you an A
If I would try that I would definitely get not an F but an X
@@WolfGamer6730
When your grades is so bad it aint a letter its a frickin number through the negatives of godly fantasy numbers of math
Then get kicked out of college 💀😭
@@Cheesburger1009you're joking right?
You do know X is a letter?
@@Potato72080
That is twitter
Plot twist: he didn’t actually study that fast and succeeded in tricked his teacher to give him an A because he didn’t want to study.
Beat me to it
Plot twist: He planned this out for 2 months.
that’s the joke…
Holy facts I'ma do this
That’s the whole point?? I can’t tell if you’re joking or not..
Literally me during history class 😂
DUDE SAME! I like take an hour to learn half of everything at home, and then at school I panic so I get a huge adrenaline rush and like remember the entire half in like 10-15 minutes!
i don’t know about you but history is pretty easy
Literally me in every class,with an exception in philosophy(its boring).
“That’s the fastest piss I’ve ever seen”
Yo he was watching
Man spelled icup
bruhhhh
“That’s the fastest piss I’ve ever seen.”
“I pissed in the plant.”
Underrated
“In”?
@@nakalimutanpalakol1660 he tooked showel after that he gad lot of time
"I just can't believe it took you an entire semester to teach this shit"
Me: wait college professors actually teach?! My professor pulls numbers out of his ass and skips steps. Lately, in physics, he's been lecturing on momentum. He talks about the first two pages of the chapter, if that, and then starts pulling numbers out of his ass. And then when we ask what page he is getting the info from, he gets mad and berates us. Lmao some college professors just suck.
Studying maths, most of my professors would just read the lecture notes word for word.
In the US, you can take a variety of different classes, before finding a major/minor. In the UK, there is no choice. By the time you find out how boring the course is, it's too late. our only choice is to tough it out or drop out.
What's worse is the fact that at the beginning of the course there isn't nearly enough room for everyone in lectures, but by the end of the year they are at a third of a capacity.
The professors don't care and the admin overbook the course because they know a large percentage are going to drop out.
The only solution is to read the lecture notes and attend the exams. Throughout my 3 years I probably went to 5% of lectures
@@blueyc4rter I wish I could do that. I use lecture notes as study material and my instructor marks my answers wrong. Says my notes are wrong lol. So I study the actual textbook and he says the book is wrong, but then he tells me I need to come to lecture. Backwards af
@@WaffleLord109 some professors just need people showing up to the lectures for their ego, mine are mostly exactly like that
Mine stopped showing up two weeks into the term and never showed up again for the rest of the season, we still had to turn in everything from lectures we were not getting
@@RoundShades537 I’m sorry that really sucks
Plot twist: He actually did not study anything and used his S tier speech abilities
"Woops I just accidentally memorized every formula"💀💀
True
Relatable 💯💪
@@TxtallyNotKevCAP
@@TxtallyNotKev so cap
I thought it was obvious I was being sarcastic 😭
Fun fact: Everything he said was fake, it was just about getting the teacher to let him pass.
What I was thinking
No shit
Fun fact: you don't know how fun facts work.
Fact - I’m not having fun.
Plot twist the teacher was lying and is now going to say he didnt take the test so het failed.
“I do everything fast”
“I guess all that time those past two weeks was just cuddling.”
“….. that hurts you know….”
Unironically, I just look at the notes the morning on the bus, and I'm usually good. Just a quick memorization.
Why do you study on the bus
@@mittenl Why not? I'm on the bus for half an hour, might as well :p
Yeah it's just that easy to memorize everything as long as you have the ingredient already right
Yeah mate, I suggest finding something you enjoy but struggle at so you can experience actually having to work hard for achievement and don't buckle under pressure the moment you try something you're not naturally good at.
If bro had 1 hour to study he finna solve world hunger💀💀
and become the next bill gates
@@TheWackiestDood and be find out how to travel to the other side of the universe faster than the speed of light, and find a way to live there.
nice my man
And find a way to become immortal
And find a way to not let the sun explode
And find a way to live in another universe
@@TheWackiestDoodyou know that is not a good thing to become like bill gates right?
speedrunning getting straight A's in highschool:
any%
In GCSE biology, my teacher started picking on me in front of everyone because I wasn't very popular. So every day in his class I started ignoring everything he said, and reading lord of the rings.
And he was okay with it because he kept saying I'd just fail and he has no sympathy.
2 days before the exam, I finally start studying in my own time and end up with a B.
Thanks for the all the free time Mr (redacted). You're a poor excuse for a teacher that brings your profession down.
Nah, post the name lol. Shitty people don't deserve that kind of consideration.
Basically my Czech (native language) teacher. She's horrible and I didn't know anything until I started studying more myself like a day before the exam.
Sigma move brother
Outstanding move
Bro’s a walking W 🚶♂️👑
“You pass now get out of my class” That rhymes so smoothly 😂
I laughed so hard and watched it like 10 times because this is just an over exaggerated version of me studying for the exams at the very last night, fully confident and cocky, while my friends try to bug me LMFAO
Felt
Him studying for his exam: *takes his time*
Him when he has to leave: *GOTTA GO FAST*
I love this short. This was just me all during high school. I set my alarm half an hour earlier so I could study, then I studied on the bus and then during the time before the exam. Still passed with straight A's. Looking back, school wasn't as bad but I still like my job more
Oh damn, you got your life in your hands
@@kordact True, he got A's and a job
@@1AngeloGabatbat lol ironic how i got my exams today wish me luck like op
Your iq is like 150
@@kordact how was it?
“Woops, I just learned how to go to mars”
funny enough previous semester I took a course which I ignored the entire semester, didn't even go to a single lecture. Day of the exam comes and I download all the lecture summaries and binge read them all during my ride to the literal exam (1.5hrs). AND I pulled a 69 on the exam 💀💀. I wish I was making that up
Damn now that is talent
*69*🤡
I did my whole collage level math class in 4 days bc everything was available from the beginning of the semester and there where no due dates
I got a 72 in the class
Like, bruh it's so easy to learn yet people can't give themselves 5 minutes to finish the syllabus.
*Asian Kid Getting A 99*
Mom: "Guess you're doing down! I already knew that you were a flaw in my 'operation' with your father!"
*Mom Pulls out a slipper*
Asian Kid:
"Sory Mom!!!....... "
*Got Slapped*
Mom: "Can't even pronounce soorrry..."
my photographic memory: it’s my time to ✨sHiNe✨
Photographic memory means you can remember an image for a max of 30 seconds, it doesn’t mean much unless you’re playing match the cards
@@mykneesarebees7242 no
@@mykneesarebees7242 photographic memory can actually last much much longer than that, I’ve heard of up to a couple months and it might be longer but it’s more than 30 seconds, that’s just what a average person can remember before details start to get blurred
@@mykneesarebees7242 peoples’ photographic memories are insane
They’re much better than just 30 seconds, and they can remember almost any detail about the said thing for sometimes months
@@mykneesarebees7242 the memory time depends on each person ... Some can remember it for a long time
“Now I just have to repeat that 7 more times”
Plot twist: He didn't know a thing and just overpowered the teacher with self-confidence
Me who never studies yet somehow gets good grades anyway: *maniacal laughing*
Same mate
Samee
I do that too, it’s all in how good your memory is my guy.
@@garblites No it really doesn’t.
@@garblites I am in high school
I have an amazing photograpic memory sometimes when under pressure. It's great! (It's not so great when I'm reading about my special interests and accidentally memorize some paragraph word to word)
Does that mean you remember all embarrassing memories way to well?
I need this lol
#autismspeaks #endautismnow
@@EmbrysArt No. It's autism. special interest definition: 1) A particular political issue that is the focus of political advocacy. This is inapplicable because I don't think people own political issues. 2) A shadowy group with political power. Also inapplicable as I don't think they've made a political group and read about it. This leaves 3) A topic of particular interest and passion, *_particularly for an autistic person._* Moral of the story: be careful what you wish for.
@@Anonymous-df8it i dont get the point.
And that's how you can get A+ in all classes .
This is me I don't care until the last minute then I memorize everything and keep that minute of knowledge for the rest of my life.
Imagine if he didn't actually learned anything but the teacher passed him for free
He just wanted him out of his class
best bluff ive ever seen then
“If you wait until the last minute to finish something it will only take one minute to finish it”
-Some teacher
When you max out speech and persuasion before doing the main quest.
Bro this the best life hack ever
In high school my dad would learn the material during the exam. They were open book exams, but he would never study before them, and still often got the highest grade.
Fr this is so relatable studying 5 minutes before the test then getting an A. 😂
Dude I don't sturdy
@@opinionated_fool I don't sturdy either 💀
I can tell by the spelling.
@im_bankrupt u don't sturdy? unfortunate, I love getting sturdy
Dude I literally open my text book for the first time every year within a minute of the tests and still pass. Problem is I also have to ask for the chapter number from the teacher
*"that's the fastest piss I've ever seen"*
*"I do everything fast"* 💀
Im trying this next
Hope nothing goes wrong :D
Works 100% of the time, go for it😎
Good luck solider 🫡🫡
I did this all the time and i passed everytime.
Only if its multiple choice.
I started studying during a 6 hour open book exam, spent 2 hours panicking, 2 hours studying, and 2 hours writing. I somehow passed that shit
Teachers and lecturers most of the time really don't want you to fail. I've seen some abysmal exams passed, where if a question was worth 10 marks you'd get 3 or 4 just for doing anything, and 5/10 if ANY of the answer was correct even if 90% of it was wrong. If too many students fail, it ends up coming back on the teacher.
I love that the video is actually a minute long.
Shorts can only be until 1 minute long
this is actually me, somehow i can remember everything after glancing over it for two seconds
Bro give me Ur memory please I have the worst memory ever
keep lying bro
same lmao
not exactly 2 secs but pretty quickly
That's what I did all through middle school and high school.
Y’all keep calling her bro…
This was funny. This is def gonna go viral.
Thanks brotha🙏🏼🙏🏼
I literally always studied the morning of every exam and I graduated with a first class honours. Short term memory is key 💯
The kid: "i cant beleive i faked that"
Bro took last minute to a whole other level
It’s not hard when all your “exams” are multiple choice. You’ve literally always got a 25% chance of getting the right answer, even if you guess.
Multiple choice is the only reason I passed any class. I was wayyyyy too fucked up to ever study
I just picked the longest answers on my exams and i got 53/60 lol
Which means if you get less than 25% you are worse than a chimp
Lol this was me in highschool. Didn't study except last minute. I had a power study technique that was memorizing the stuff last minute, and kept a 4.0 until my second semester junior year where I got my first B+ for finishing my English final paper late.
"You pass, get out of my class" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
As a guy who does this and just did this today on a biology quiz and got a 94% I can confirm this is how we act
I did this a couple times in my life lol, we had just been handed out the study guide for the week to go over and prepare for the test, I raised my hand and asked the teacher if I could take the test already, and they thought I was joking, but I was dead serious, she hesitated but told me I could take it tomorrow instead, so I did just that, got 100% just by memorizing the study guide in about 5 minutes, and recently I had my professor do the same, he passed out the study guides, and he jokingly said "Alright now does anyone wanna take the test right now?" Everyone laughed but I told him "I wanna take it" and he said "seriously? It was a joke..." And then I told him "I already memorized everything though..." And he told me "there's no way you did, I just handed them out" and I said "well I have a good memory, sooooo can I take the test and get this over with?" And be reluctantly said "I don't know, how bout this, I'll give you an extra 10 minutes to prepare, and if you get a 100% I'll let you do whatever you want tomorrow" I accepted his challenge, and 10 minutes later I took the test and passed it without breaking a sweat, thanks to that though everyone actually started believing that I legitimately had a good memory, it's the only reason why I can get past tests lol
“That’s the fastest piss I’ve ever seen” Ayo 💀💀💀
…
stole-
brotha studied so hard (pause) that he got an S+ without doing the test
" I do everything fast"
Surprised he still has a girlfirend
He has a great personality
well if he does everything fast he would not be the only one done fast.
“I do everything fast.”
His poor girlfriend
that means he makes her finish fast too
“You did amazing, best I’ve ever seen, now get the f*ck out of my class.” Had me dying.
Plot twist the guy dose this every semester just to not have to study or take the test pretending to know it all
Underrated creator fasho u 🔥
"Fasho" has English really sunken so low as to need to shorten "for sure" to "fasho?" Fuck sake, man.. There's no hope for humanity anymore
@@DaysofKnight bro it's not that deep relax...
Thank you my man🙏🏼🙏🏼 I appreciate it
@@landokalriz 🙏 np
The title should be: “How to pass every class”
That's me, but I instantly forget everything after I finish taking the exam.
Same. Which made cumulative finals really stressful lol
Depends on what class it is. Definitely had a few general ed classes which the day of the test I would borrow the book from the library, memorize the jargon for the relevant chapters, then ace the test. High level STEM course though? Starting before the semester even began wasn't enough time.
This was me without the studying all my teachers except my science teacher would be mad because I would sleep in class whenever they giving a lecture but never failed a test or quiz and would Ace exams and finals.
Yea same lol
@@imdeadinside792 bro im your name
The exams are trash bruh, ask a dumb ass question and give you 4 possible answers, of which only one makes logical sense like:
Who was Albert Einstein?
a) a German dictator
b) a Scientist that theorized the existence of b-[a whole fucking paragraph]
c) a homeless person
d) orange
This is the kind of educations system we live in, ffs.
My memory is really good like I can memorize 25 words and their definitions in a few minutes. I have remembered passwords from like 5 years ago!
same
Ok
I can memorize 1,000 words in a few minutes
And then forget 2 minutes after I memorize the words
This worked for me all of Junior year (high school). Oh man I think it pisses people off though, even your friends 😆. Im trying to not study for tests as long as possible.
"Whats so funny"
"Nothing just I can't believe this took you an entire semester to teach this this Sh*t" Got Me😂
bro pissed faster than me washing my hands
Me: Mom can we have Kyle Exam?
Mom: No we have Kyle Exam at home.
Kyle Exam at home:
*Exum
"That's the fastest pis I've ever seen." Wait what 💀
WOOPS I ACCIDENTLY MEMORIZED EVERY FORMUL hahah why you laughing I can’t be livid it took you a semester to teach sh** it got me hard
"Well you have 10 sec"
"Wish I had enough time"
Definition of Speed
But he said "I wish I had less time"
My man now knows how to get A in every test
Pov: he actually just memorized everything in the two weeks
Best bluffing i have ever witnessed
Othen than when i was in mafia
H@ha tricked u lol😂
Me before my HSIE exam except I can’t tell you a single thing that was on that paper. Come back next week for more “why forget stuff later when you can just forget it now?”
I once arrived at a college class that I had not showed up to for 4 weeks to learn that it was an exam. I opened my book 5 minutes before class started, and the teacher would give us a last 10 minutes before the test to review things. I had about 5 minutes left in the review time, and put my book away. The teacher, visibly irritated tells me that I should keep studying. I told him that I was good. Next class, the teacher arrives pissed and tells everyone that the person that got the best score on the test didn't even know we had a test and only studied for 10 minutes. The entire class turns around and stairs at me. The teacher continues to explain that I got 98%, and that the class average was 56%. Everyone turn and looks at me again. I loudly say: "You're all idiots." I picked up my books and never went back. The teacher just sent me the last test and final project by e-mail.
And then everyone clapped 👏
what do you gain form lying? are you just born deformed
and then they all lived happily ever after
These people hate too much. This shit can happen. Not everyone is average lol
@@forgetful6956 True, but do you have to be a douchebag and tell a room full of people they are all idiots? Most of my friends are above average in intelligence, and they are all very humble.
THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO, IM GONNA HAVE EXAMS NEXT SEMESTER AND YOU GAVE ME SUCH AN EASY TIP ON HOW TO TAKE A W
he's right, he did the exam so fast he probably got a world record
Mans really said “whoops, I accidentally memorized every formula” 💀
"You pass get out the class"
That was rhyming
Plot Twist: Bro was just trying to get out of the exam.
I never studied for an exam a day in my life...but I was a good listener...did my best listening whilst drawing during class
Reality: “You know what? Get out. You failed the exam for being disrespectful.”
Professor just got played. 🤣 💀 👌🏻
My pardon but that was the fastest piss you have ever WHAT!?
"you pass get out of my class" Man's got bars from mars
Plot twist:
He didn’t actually memorize anything, just tricked the teacher 😈
Literally me on any Social Studies/Vocabulary quiz.