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  • @haileynakayxx
    @haileynakayxx 8 років тому +19216

    Watching this for the millionth time again.

  • @randomstuffguy8129
    @randomstuffguy8129 5 років тому +3479

    2:17 that growl is actually amazing

  • @ripred
    @ripred 5 років тому +3813

    0:44 that “JESUS CHRIST” was actually sick

    • @MePsyYa
      @MePsyYa 4 роки тому +155

      I'd actually listen to any song that sounded like that. His jesus Christ was legit af

    • @genzeuronymous7787
      @genzeuronymous7787 4 роки тому +61

      OFA GlockLesnar I’ll listen to him talk about the lord and savior for 25 hours if he finishes that song after

    • @tpags7398
      @tpags7398 4 роки тому +5

      Livingston I mean Norma Jean exists

    • @patrick22014
      @patrick22014 4 роки тому +27

      Can anyone tell me a band that actually sounds like that? I mean that melodic kind of breakdown after the scream. It was amazing.

    • @tpags7398
      @tpags7398 4 роки тому +9

      patrick22014 bless the martyr era Norma Jean, early Underøath, Zao, Shai Hulud

  • @uxcubing261
    @uxcubing261 5 років тому +875

    0:11
    yAaaAAAHeEEE!!!!
    bEer iS gOod, BeEr Is GoOd

  • @purpiddywastaken
    @purpiddywastaken 5 років тому +1050

    0:42 I just imagined my church playing this

    • @Sana-oo1to
      @Sana-oo1to 4 роки тому +49

      I would legit pay for that to happen in my church XD

    • @Mallinaamari
      @Mallinaamari 4 роки тому +40

      We do that in Finland, it's called Metal Mass (or Metallimessu). They play traditional hymns adapted into heavy metal, they've even released albums of their metal covers. People don't regularly go to church in Finland so this is a way to get (young) people in church at least once or twice a year.

    • @Toosmokey420
      @Toosmokey420 4 роки тому +5

      that would be sicccc

    • @ILIK3BUTT3R3DT04ST
      @ILIK3BUTT3R3DT04ST 4 роки тому +21

      Since I'm a metal head, and Christian, I wanna visit that church.

    • @thebatfilms5792
      @thebatfilms5792 4 роки тому +7

      I would stay all the service just to listen to this

  • @ghost-facedhindu4275
    @ghost-facedhindu4275 5 років тому +5844

    Death Metal:
    (Growl)
    "Kill everyone..."
    (More growling)
    Me: This is fine...

  • @untitledgooose
    @untitledgooose 4 роки тому +1545

    2:27 My god give this drummer an award.

  • @coolguy2873
    @coolguy2873 5 років тому +4381

    Pornogrind sounds like a mini gun or a assault Rifle firing.

  • @auramaster13
    @auramaster13 4 роки тому +2861

    2:27 When your drummer is a octopus.... :p

    • @jweezy324u
      @jweezy324u 4 роки тому +123

      Auramaster 13 or the drummer of Infant Annihilator

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 роки тому +25

      Aaron kitcher for ya

    • @miss.7656
      @miss.7656 4 роки тому +6

      69th like. Noice

    • @ForgedInValhalla
      @ForgedInValhalla 4 роки тому +11

      Danny Carey of Tool is an octopus

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 роки тому +25

      @@ForgedInValhalla no no... His arms are in another dimension... And not only 8 of them... There are more

  • @storm7870
    @storm7870 5 років тому +307

    2:17 That Growl Is Amazing

  • @xigxagcorporation6786
    @xigxagcorporation6786 5 років тому +2200

    1:45 Man, the new Limp Bizkit album sounds great

  • @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
    @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 4 роки тому +1322

    The Comments Are About:
    56% Christian Metal
    24% Transition From Christian Metal And Pornogrind
    12% Death Metal
    8% All Other Things

  • @loveandthunder2005
    @loveandthunder2005 4 роки тому +1270

    0:53 what people who aren’t into metal think normal metal is

  • @kiwo9647
    @kiwo9647 5 років тому +1986

    I love how it goes
    Christan Metal
    Pornogrind
    Aliencore
    Like why Jared
    Why

    • @user-jw7kj
      @user-jw7kj 5 років тому +2

      Hamaji Panda I know right

    • @xer0cide881
      @xer0cide881 5 років тому +8

      Why not?

    • @bimmer8636
      @bimmer8636 5 років тому

      CPA

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 5 років тому +30

      Because it's hilarious!
      ... Our Lord and saviour:
      UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH . . . UUUUUUUUURGH

    • @dhdjdjfh2655
      @dhdjdjfh2655 5 років тому

      Now you have 666 likes 😂

  • @dan1score
    @dan1score 4 роки тому +401

    0:52 Ah yes, the all-mighty lord...
    *LAWN MOWER*

    • @fabio4910
      @fabio4910 3 роки тому

      Lmaoo

    • @Que934
      @Que934 2 роки тому

      …Savior
      🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚

  • @TheMegaPingasMobile
    @TheMegaPingasMobile 4 роки тому +1606

    "I would like to take 20 minutes to talk about our lord and saviour jesus christ YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

  • @getthepercs6094
    @getthepercs6094 6 років тому +203

    0:53 Helicopter metal

    • @Genixgang
      @Genixgang 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's good.

  • @fnafkatpotato1312
    @fnafkatpotato1312 5 років тому +172

    0:11 why do I love this so much

    • @Crinp405
      @Crinp405 4 роки тому +5

      Its honestly true

    • @fitzgerald6466
      @fitzgerald6466 4 роки тому +1

      FNAF Katpotato HELLYEAH in a nutshell

    • @MisterPowers89
      @MisterPowers89 4 роки тому +2

      Just sounded like "Beer Is Good" by Psychostick.

    • @TheFreakOnee
      @TheFreakOnee 4 роки тому +2

      Because you're as dumb as a stump

    • @justinkohler979
      @justinkohler979 4 роки тому

      I’m from Texas this ain’t bad still like Lynard skynard and metallica better tho

  • @JohnieCanine
    @JohnieCanine 6 років тому +1380

    2:20 When your playing free for all deathmatch on DOOM 4

  • @zQoQz
    @zQoQz 4 роки тому +464

    0:11 as someone from Texas, this accurately describes everyone in this goddamn state

  • @retrodanhd3278
    @retrodanhd3278 6 років тому +979

    0:11 need a Full Version 0_0

  • @cylindricalfire
    @cylindricalfire 5 років тому +494

    2:28 Just imagine someone actually doing this on the drums

  • @DLP-Coasters
    @DLP-Coasters 5 років тому +774

    0:49 " I'd like to talk about our Lord Savior"
    one second later *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

  • @acetroubleshooter9500
    @acetroubleshooter9500 4 роки тому +1857

    Nobody:
    My neighbors at 3 a.m: 0:13

  • @juanfelipearango3750
    @juanfelipearango3750 6 років тому +2667

    Coments...
    5% Good video
    95% Pornogrind

    • @KostisPlayz
      @KostisPlayz 5 років тому +9

      *_OOOOOOOOOOOOOH_*

    • @KostisPlayz
      @KostisPlayz 5 років тому

      @Samuel Endicott
      Dont you dare YT

    • @KostisPlayz
      @KostisPlayz 5 років тому

      *DONT YOU DARE!!!!!!*

    • @burningbelow4424
      @burningbelow4424 5 років тому

      Haha yeah as soon as I seen the pornogrind thing I immediately had to comment. It's one of my closest friends favorite genre.

    • @josefaschwanden1502
      @josefaschwanden1502 5 років тому +1

      @@burningbelow4424 imagine telling someone wich music u like.

  • @jcdenton4534
    @jcdenton4534 5 років тому +635

    The Stoner Metal lowkey gave me a 2012 Three Days Grace vibe and I actually liked it.

  • @HatTheFatCat
    @HatTheFatCat 6 років тому +1813

    for next Part please do:
    kawaii metal
    speed metal
    symphonic metal
    prog metal
    medieval core

    • @helkat9876
      @helkat9876 6 років тому +18

      Hasan Tawab gregorian metal

    • @ojomann1
      @ojomann1 6 років тому +17

      Uh... Black Metal?

    • @JohnJohn-pe5kr
      @JohnJohn-pe5kr 6 років тому

      Ole-Johnny Olsen that’s death metal

    • @ojomann1
      @ojomann1 6 років тому +6

      Mr Awesome97 since when?

    • @daniliciousbeers5502
      @daniliciousbeers5502 6 років тому +8

      Slam and trash metal also :D

  • @luuk3213
    @luuk3213 3 роки тому +118

    0:54 germans have a letter for this sound. it's the letter Ü

  • @bugumorrison
    @bugumorrison 7 років тому +1136

    1:01 my dirt bike starting up and running

  • @Kwipper
    @Kwipper 8 років тому +497

    0:43 I died laughing at the transition between Christian Metal to Pornogrind.

    • @Sheersanctity
      @Sheersanctity 8 років тому +1

      +Kwipper Ursus haha tbh it sounded dope esp how lot of songs have that pause between the main chorus and then "extreme solos"

    • @ToaGatanuva
      @ToaGatanuva 8 років тому

      +Kwipper Ursus Me too

    • @Txcqunx
      @Txcqunx 8 років тому

      same here bruh xD

    • @rizsevenx
      @rizsevenx 8 років тому

      funny

    • @MrStijnhendriks
      @MrStijnhendriks 8 років тому

      yes xD

  • @LePoneyPosey76
    @LePoneyPosey76 4 роки тому +79

    That riff at 0:44 is pretty cool. Wanted to hear more

  • @Adelnoor_
    @Adelnoor_ 5 років тому +455

    No joke 2:16 instrumental was something i wish was a full song

    • @grimonYT
      @grimonYT 5 років тому +16

      Leonardo Castaldo dude those kick drums are beasttttt

    • @kotongking2316
      @kotongking2316 5 років тому +1

      title please

    • @minttea6358
      @minttea6358 4 роки тому +3

      I think it's influenced by CC song I Cum Blood, it has kinda similar riffs and more brutal blast beats. Check it out. It's cool, it can be too heavy if you're not into death metal, but it's kickass as heck

    • @minttea6358
      @minttea6358 4 роки тому +1

      @Wind 2000 in the I cum blood intro the tremolo picking was much faster while keeping it downtuned, and the blast beats were the same with this but much faster. It's hard to distinguish the sounds if you're not using a decent headphone since distortion in guitar riffs are a common thing you'll find in a lot of dm or bm songs. Some even intentionally recorded the songs poorly to increase the vagueness and the dreadful atmosphere. Like *Mayhem - freezing moon* (you can't get more Black metal than this)

    • @minttea6358
      @minttea6358 4 роки тому +1

      @Wind 2000 I did say that. My point was the riff and the blast beats in this one was quite similar to the I cum blood's intro. And I'm pretty sure you know there are a lot of different styles in blast beats, not just one. Same applies with the riffs, although I can't name it specifically, thus why I described it at the beginning of my paragraph instead.

  • @kauannefreitas
    @kauannefreitas 8 років тому +43

    I love the way he stares at the camera in the begin

    • @kauannefreitas
      @kauannefreitas 8 років тому +13

      Rayene Boussetta
      Yes, that fucking turns me on.

  • @shrimpy420
    @shrimpy420 6 років тому +1836

    "I would like to take 25 minutes to talk about our lord and savior."
    *_OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH_*

  • @themetalist1893
    @themetalist1893 4 роки тому +91

    0:53 wait, so this is our lord and savior

    • @elektrik-fz4up
      @elektrik-fz4up 4 роки тому +1

      And now you are here too ;-;

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 7 місяців тому

      URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @nyctoby
    @nyctoby 5 років тому +932

    Christian Metal Lyrics :
    JESUUUUS CHRIIIIIST
    End

    • @braindrillcp8935
      @braindrillcp8935 5 років тому +2

      And all the bible

    • @sonitgorla4125
      @sonitgorla4125 5 років тому

      😂🤣

    • @theneighborskid3179
      @theneighborskid3179 5 років тому +4

      I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our Lord and Savior
      *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

    • @BenjaminMankowski
      @BenjaminMankowski 4 роки тому +2

      You had 666 likes, and I had to add one in the name of Our Lord and Savior.

  • @floydlawsonmayberrybarber5580
    @floydlawsonmayberrybarber5580 6 років тому +475

    As a Christian, I found the Christian metal part to be hilarious, JEEEESSSUSSS CHRIIIIIST😂😂😂👍 you're awesome Jared

    • @blasphemous4028
      @blasphemous4028 6 років тому +7

      Christian metal actually exists lol

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 6 років тому +9

      Drew Lee demon hunter dude

    • @ScientistALRIII
      @ScientistALRIII 6 років тому

      watch: ua-cam.com/video/BoLIz8gIF6s/v-deo.html

    • @xteleporterpower
      @xteleporterpower 6 років тому +8

      Demon Hunter and Fit For A King are both Christian Metal bands.

    • @xavierdube6122
      @xavierdube6122 6 років тому +6

      Drew Lee what made me laugh the most was is face when the breakdown started, he was like thinking about Jesus and smilling, so acccurate

  • @brainrunnethout
    @brainrunnethout 6 років тому +871

    The transition from Christian metal to pornogrind is amazing.

    • @Urchy
      @Urchy 6 років тому +5

      John I seamless

    • @michaelmertin1895
      @michaelmertin1895 2 роки тому +14

      Sorry but Christian Metal is the biggest Joke wich ever exist.

    • @MemeLord42
      @MemeLord42 2 роки тому +9

      Now I imagine people still moshing during the 25 minutes he is talking about Jesus

    • @gebrathezebra7312
      @gebrathezebra7312 11 місяців тому

      For real lmao 😂😂

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 10 днів тому

      Then the Aliencore part was immaculate.

  • @luigiacito1695
    @luigiacito1695 4 роки тому +676

    Me when I slam my little finger on the bedside table: 0:44

  • @ulquiorra4196
    @ulquiorra4196 5 років тому +414

    “Kill everyone be brutal” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bruh

    • @uwu-vx2qh
      @uwu-vx2qh 4 роки тому

      نايس 😅

    • @TheCondorjc
      @TheCondorjc 4 роки тому +13

      Sounds like something Nathan Explosion would say.

    • @P1LoT-
      @P1LoT- 3 роки тому

      XDXDXD

  • @cannedbread3829
    @cannedbread3829 6 років тому +319

    I CAN TASTE COLORS, I CAN SEE SOUNDS

    • @joeystone9224
      @joeystone9224 6 років тому +4

      canned bread really.. I CAN HEAR THE COLORS

    • @angrypotato5468
      @angrypotato5468 6 років тому +2

      Joey Stone DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMN

    • @c0pp3rt0p420
      @c0pp3rt0p420 6 років тому

      You good?

    • @itscoolerthatway
      @itscoolerthatway 6 років тому

      Literally I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @savajevtic8040
    @savajevtic8040 8 років тому +929

    Who the fuck is that creepy guy in the bottom left corner

    • @aaahah9931
      @aaahah9931 8 років тому +20

      Dan TDM

    • @savajevtic8040
      @savajevtic8040 8 років тому +31

      What the fuck is he doing down there

    • @aaahah9931
      @aaahah9931 8 років тому +6

      Sava Jevtić minecraft invades every where you see it once you see it forever

    • @savajevtic8040
      @savajevtic8040 8 років тому +15

      cabematt101 1211 Minecraft is okay, but why the fuck would he keep Dan's face down there and creep his viewers out

    • @aaahah9931
      @aaahah9931 8 років тому +2

      Sava Jevtić i know right

  • @raulalvaradodrums
    @raulalvaradodrums 3 роки тому +29

    0:53 wouldn’t want to mess with the drummer

  • @gb-sb1hy
    @gb-sb1hy 6 років тому +412

    I never knew I needed stoner metal

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 6 років тому +10

      Check out some sludge. Eyehategod

    • @notch5969
      @notch5969 6 років тому +1

      or the holly springs disaster. lol

    • @gb-sb1hy
      @gb-sb1hy 6 років тому +1

      THE BENCH BOYS woah I just listened and I love it

    • @notch5969
      @notch5969 6 років тому +1

      they were so good haha

    • @leatherrebel4961
      @leatherrebel4961 6 років тому +3

      Stoner is so good

  • @robsinacsi
    @robsinacsi 9 років тому +2377

    The christian metal breakdown rhythm was "heavenly" *see what i did there? No? Okay*

    • @JustinKeithD
      @JustinKeithD 9 років тому +19

      It was though lol I was like "oooooh is there more?"

    • @twocansami5086
      @twocansami5086 9 років тому

      Must you really.

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso 9 років тому +14

      Rob Sinacsi I think the moment of change into pornogrind was one of the funniest things Jared has ever done. My sides are a radioactive wasteland now.

    • @daemonstevenson2519
      @daemonstevenson2519 9 років тому +16

      "Good god" that was the worst pun. Heh heh.
      P.S. I am not trying to offend any Christians.

    • @RWH411
      @RWH411 9 років тому +11

      Daemon Stevenson no matter how hard you try they're always offended by something

  • @Njox
    @Njox 5 років тому +96

    You can never get bored of this video, but tbh every time I watch it I just wait for that growl at 2:17 cuz it's so good

  • @Sana-oo1to
    @Sana-oo1to 4 роки тому +61

    00:24 I would totally unironically listen to that XD

  • @ioandav5422
    @ioandav5422 5 років тому +308

    0:44 when your teacher says you have 20 minutes to finish your work and 5 minutes later she says stop

    • @ethanmorrow4241
      @ethanmorrow4241 5 років тому +1

      IRONHENDRIX 17 hahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ethanmorrow4241
      @ethanmorrow4241 5 років тому +1

      IRONHENDRIX 17, 😂😂😂😂

    • @davidong3325
      @davidong3325 5 років тому

      0:52 My Reaction: UOUOOUOUUOOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUUUOUOUUUUUOUUOUUOUOUUOUOUUOUUUUUOUUOOOOUOOOUUUUUUUUOUUOUOUUOUOOOUUUUOUOUUOUOUOUUUUUUUUO

  • @frost4804
    @frost4804 8 років тому +403

    "I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

    • @RodrigoAlves-yr1ct
      @RodrigoAlves-yr1ct 7 років тому +13

      Edward Richtofen sounded like a slam metal song intro

    • @void4087
      @void4087 7 років тому

      OMG 😂😂😂 didn't think of it that way

    • @ryantaylor4196
      @ryantaylor4196 6 років тому

      UA-cam Odinist. Lol he goes from,Christian to pissed.,lmaoo

  • @draw-der7749
    @draw-der7749 8 років тому +162

    2.32
    that "brutal" it's from metalocalypse xD

  • @m4rs761
    @m4rs761 4 роки тому +84

    "I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior."
    *"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"*

  • @ericandreeatingachickenwin2140
    @ericandreeatingachickenwin2140 10 років тому +385

    The beginning of the Christian Metal was actually pretty cool.

  • @xnevertrytocorner293
    @xnevertrytocorner293 5 років тому +74

    0:52 sounds like something going down on toilet while there is a gun fight outside

  • @nekrosatanica
    @nekrosatanica 6 років тому +829

    “I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savor,” *EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

    • @Squrrillyadams
      @Squrrillyadams 5 років тому +8

      BiG BOY 0:49

    • @GigaJinGaming3711
      @GigaJinGaming3711 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluejay8676
      @bluejay8676 4 роки тому

      Aye I saw you make that “I am senpai” comment on a slipknot song

  • @BigMikey007
    @BigMikey007 4 роки тому +47

    0:53 Washing clothes in the washing machine be like:

  • @CuddleSeason
    @CuddleSeason 9 років тому +327

    Death Metal sounds the best.

    • @xXLaulmanXx
      @xXLaulmanXx 9 років тому

      Death Season It just doesn't sounds like death metal at all lol

    • @CuddleSeason
      @CuddleSeason 9 років тому +4

      Floods He named it Death Metal in the vid. I am not going to say: I liked the Death Metal the best which isn't actually Death Metal.

    • @xXLaulmanXx
      @xXLaulmanXx 9 років тому

      Death Season
      I've never said otherwise

    • @CuddleSeason
      @CuddleSeason 9 років тому

      Floods Oh sorry, I read your comment too fast x3.

    • @PhilosophicalDrummer
      @PhilosophicalDrummer 9 років тому

      Death Season but it's made from a software... like the rest

  • @abbasahmedlp
    @abbasahmedlp 7 років тому +1925

    is there a love button on UA-cam??? it should be here.....

  • @JJ-ls6el
    @JJ-ls6el 8 років тому +174

    The djent one is hilarious.

  • @younesamar1212
    @younesamar1212 4 роки тому +58

    Nobody :
    My mother when she wake : 2:16

  • @punisher00109
    @punisher00109 7 років тому +210

    lmao at the double bass pedal at 2:26

  • @carr1ewh1te
    @carr1ewh1te 9 років тому +188

    When Aliencore came up I thought it said Analcore and I was vvvv worried

  • @orangedrivepalms5807
    @orangedrivepalms5807 6 років тому +216

    0:12 Homer Simpson theme song

  • @zurielsmithson6946
    @zurielsmithson6946 4 роки тому +25

    2:30
    That transition between death Metal and party metal is actually hilarious

  • @XxlololalalexX
    @XxlololalalexX 9 років тому +282

    DIED at the Christian one.

    • @russellandres2777
      @russellandres2777 9 років тому +1

      Isaías Sosa LMAO

    • @tes420
      @tes420 9 років тому +1

      Isaías Sosa LOL ME 2...JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST \\m//

    • @christianfredericksen2006
      @christianfredericksen2006 9 років тому +3

      Yeah man I love christian metal and I about pissed myself

    • @supahchief8663
      @supahchief8663 9 років тому +11

      Isaías Sosa Christian metal is awesome. RED, Nine Lashes, Pillar, TFK, Fireflight, Icon For Hire, Skillet, and Disciple just to name a few... Granted some of those are more rock and less metal, but close enough. I tend to prefer the lyrical content, rhythm, and vocalists in Christian metal.

    • @somerandomarmydude
      @somerandomarmydude 9 років тому +3

      supahchief Love And Death.

  • @wo0d3n6
    @wo0d3n6 6 років тому +570

    I would like to take 25 minutes from the show to talk about our lord and saviour *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @TrueKyanite
      @TrueKyanite 6 років тому +10

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @glooomi6785
      @glooomi6785 6 років тому +8

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEE

    • @Fluffy_666
      @Fluffy_666 6 років тому +16

      I would like to introduce you to my religious beliefs-What are they?-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @dashwood7833
      @dashwood7833 6 років тому +1

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @outlaw3440
      @outlaw3440 6 років тому +3

      *goes on first date*
      "isn't metal just pretty much noise?"
      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @madisonlarsen9455
    @madisonlarsen9455 5 років тому +246

    Me: *head banging to metal*
    Nana: "some one call the exorcist she is possessed again"

    • @Ainknowhouis
      @Ainknowhouis 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @josh67fps
      @josh67fps 5 років тому +1

      iCumBlood bruh ur username are you ok

    • @davidong3325
      @davidong3325 5 років тому +1

      Nana Hates Metal?

    • @ool3062
      @ool3062 5 років тому +3

      @@josh67fps It is a Cannibal Corpse song

    • @Spikedmonster60
      @Spikedmonster60 Рік тому

      You talking to me, cause that's my name for boy.

  • @whiteclaw8680
    @whiteclaw8680 4 роки тому +52

    Beginning: the strength of my sword is above nine thousand
    2 seconds later: BeER iS GooD, bEer iS GoOd LeTs dRinK bEer

  • @64DrPeppers
    @64DrPeppers 9 років тому +50

    DJENT: all of Disturbed

    • @MinorSpiffy
      @MinorSpiffy 9 років тому +1

      ***** I don't think so, But I guess it whatever you're into to. Disturbed is very nostalgic to me so I guess I would be very biased

    • @JuntexProductions
      @JuntexProductions 9 років тому +31

      ***** Disturbed is more Nu-Metalish

    • @Raffospink
      @Raffospink 9 років тому

      In this case, kind of, but Disturbed aren't really djent at all.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 9 років тому +2

      +Bernabe De La Cruz um, I'm pretty sure they're nu metal or alternative metal actually. Djent is something more like Tessaract, Periphery, Born of Osiris, Animals As Leaders or Veil of Maya.

    • @Bludgeoned2DEATH2
      @Bludgeoned2DEATH2 9 років тому

      +K McAlpine How about some Dillinger Escape Plan? :D

  • @Chaguun92
    @Chaguun92 8 років тому +45

    I´d like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and saviour OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

  • @chucki7e
    @chucki7e 7 років тому +128

    I fucking lost it at pornogrind

    • @ubettaja
      @ubettaja 6 років тому

      chucki7e what u lost?

    • @turquoiseelement7890
      @turquoiseelement7890 6 років тому

      Bro I commented and scrolled down AND I SEE THIS I COMMENTED THE SAME EXACT WORDS OMG

  • @uralink3485
    @uralink3485 4 роки тому +20

    2:15 I hope those "brutal" are a reference to Nathan Explosion. Also I would like to listen to a full version of that song.

  • @plazasta
    @plazasta 9 років тому +269

    Jesus christ! I would like to take 25 minutes of our show to talk about our lord and savior UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @plazasta
      @plazasta 9 років тому +67

      *breathes* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

    • @CalculoMental-jn6nt
      @CalculoMental-jn6nt 9 років тому +1

      +plazasta hahahahaha nice dude hahahahaha

    • @TheHuntingPals
      @TheHuntingPals 9 років тому +10

      Omg xD that part had me dying.

    • @matthewlohman6377
      @matthewlohman6377 9 років тому

      Best part

    • @viktoreriksson595
      @viktoreriksson595 9 років тому +2

      +TheHuntingPals Attila ;3

  • @NYPDWeatherman
    @NYPDWeatherman 7 років тому +149

    1:02 Jared suddenly realizes the title, and notices he has got a particularly thick black object near his mouth.

  • @mistervanderveer
    @mistervanderveer 7 років тому +571

    The pornogrind caught me off guard.

  • @sebastianstatham3274
    @sebastianstatham3274 4 роки тому +175

    2:16 among us impostors when their kill cooldown is at 0

  • @rocketmuffin8310
    @rocketmuffin8310 8 років тому +220

    "Bang your head, till you break your neck" Corey Taylor?

    • @nordchandler1
      @nordchandler1 8 років тому

      haha that's fucking hilarious

    • @fortunatemoon
      @fortunatemoon 8 років тому

      Corpsegrinder.

    • @reidgowan2670
      @reidgowan2670 8 років тому +9

      +ohh Revyy The joke is that Corey Taylor broke his neck during a show but didn't realize until a couple of months ago.

    • @voidtofillNC
      @voidtofillNC 8 років тому +11

      +Reid Gowan he didn't realize for 15 YEARS

    • @anyyrbas8127
      @anyyrbas8127 8 років тому

      What are u saying mte?

  • @usucculentcow2988
    @usucculentcow2988 7 років тому +106

    "I can taste colors and see sounds"

  • @grammification
    @grammification 9 років тому +52

    Omg xfiles for alien core was amazing

    • @grammification
      @grammification 9 років тому +4

      ahah it was one of my favorite parts, loved your work man keep it up :)

    • @skullfc4215
      @skullfc4215 9 років тому +2

      hahaha aliencore

    • @xXWinter720Xx
      @xXWinter720Xx 9 років тому

      ***** LMAO, I didn't even notice it until now.

  • @naufalhisyamrabbani9521
    @naufalhisyamrabbani9521 4 роки тому +38

    the head behind Jared emits an insanely threatening aura.

  • @skullmalice5287
    @skullmalice5287 5 років тому +1855

    *JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!*
    I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior.

    • @andreasfeon9436
      @andreasfeon9436 5 років тому +64

      UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
      ...
      UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

    • @randomstuffguy8129
      @randomstuffguy8129 5 років тому +33

      *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
      *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

    • @soph4736
      @soph4736 5 років тому +20

      *inhales and stops*
      UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @TheFirstAmendment
      @TheFirstAmendment 5 років тому +32

      He's real and he loves you. He died and rose again so you could die to your sin and live again in him in this life for the next

    • @dreyden_the_slam_man
      @dreyden_the_slam_man 5 років тому +14

      @@TheFirstAmendment amen brother

  • @nighttimestalker
    @nighttimestalker 6 років тому +150

    I lost it at Christian metal
    And porngrind

  • @petarjanjetovic1311
    @petarjanjetovic1311 5 років тому +60

    1:07 Aliencore must be Rings Of Saturn

    • @coolofdoom4746
      @coolofdoom4746 5 років тому +14

      Rings of saturn is if you grabbed aliencore and gave it cocaine

  • @jayden7106
    @jayden7106 4 роки тому +285

    UA-cam Band
    Singer: Jared Dines
    Guitarist: Rob Scallon
    Drummer: COOP3RDRUMM3R
    Bassist: Davie504
    Edit: Thx for the likes!

  • @rottencorpse5971
    @rottencorpse5971 5 років тому +67

    The father in the church: *JEESUS CHRIIIIST*
    My mom: **praying in metal**

  • @grimlockthe1823
    @grimlockthe1823 6 років тому +531

    Am i the only one who liked the instrumental for the Christian metal

    • @michellejesica
      @michellejesica 5 років тому +7

      it sounds like Underoath lol

    • @ingodwetrust7881
      @ingodwetrust7881 5 років тому +4

      not like that , christian metal is like stryper

    • @jcdenton4534
      @jcdenton4534 5 років тому +3

      @@ingodwetrust7881 I'm not Christian, but I think some of Stryper's songs are actually really good!

    • @ingodwetrust7881
      @ingodwetrust7881 5 років тому +2

      JC Denton same to me brother my religion is muslim and i like stryper too

    • @Lady_Miko345
      @Lady_Miko345 5 років тому +2

      Oh thats.........um.............interesting

  • @leas8757
    @leas8757 8 років тому +110

    I CAN TASTE COLORS! I CAN SEE SOUNDS!

  • @yaboi4081
    @yaboi4081 4 роки тому +12

    5 years later and this pops up in my recommended I’m impressed

  • @TylerMcCrackerJacker
    @TylerMcCrackerJacker 7 років тому +124

    I only listen to real music 0:53

  • @xCaptainChloex
    @xCaptainChloex 8 років тому +41

    Oh my God... This.. is..
    AWESOOOOOOOOOOME

  • @guitarofthedead3225
    @guitarofthedead3225 9 років тому +90

    i was in a porno-grind band when i was 19
    brings back memories

    • @guitarofthedead3225
      @guitarofthedead3225 9 років тому +20

      we still perform concerts but we don't make albums

    • @olivierouimet5686
      @olivierouimet5686 9 років тому +1

      guitar of the dead cemetry rapist :Dactually kind of like cricketcore :3
      have a listen at this its so funny xD

    • @cecilemkda1615
      @cecilemkda1615 9 років тому

      guitar of the dead and are you alright in your head XD I listen to it once and now I'm going to do nightmares ... You crazy psychopath people XD

    • @guitarofthedead3225
      @guitarofthedead3225 9 років тому

      fufu shot well i was really immature when i was 19 so yeah

    • @cecilemkda1615
      @cecilemkda1615 9 років тому

      guitar of the dead thanks to this I'm gonna think of Chris Brown XD

  • @EnergeticSpark63
    @EnergeticSpark63 2 роки тому +12

    2:02 that transition from rap metal to djent was sick

  • @OutcastAngelV
    @OutcastAngelV 8 років тому +87

    fucking right from Christian into pornogrind, had me rolling, hahahah

  • @kothb123
    @kothb123 8 років тому +128

    this is hilarious but the worst part is he could probably actually make a bomb ass band..... too much to hope for?

  • @jaz4494
    @jaz4494 8 років тому +77

    Death metal ❤️

  • @fatheroffeathers
    @fatheroffeathers Рік тому +6

    0:02 That's actually good and catchy! I want a full version of it.

  • @taq85
    @taq85 9 років тому +129

    If only Aliencore sounded like this...

    • @EthanRom
      @EthanRom 9 років тому +5

      Yebisu I know I wish there were more Aliencore bands. The only one out there is like Rings of Saturn.

    • @usukapal
      @usukapal 9 років тому +2

      I want to create a band that played aliencore like Jared does

    • @Kreamations
      @Kreamations 9 років тому +21

      RINGS OF SATURN \m/

    • @owensboroharddancesocietyo7467
      @owensboroharddancesocietyo7467 9 років тому +1

      Alien Autopsy

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 9 років тому +1

      blackknightkanos how about Tesseract?

  • @Rurne
    @Rurne 6 років тому +15

    Good grief, so funny and hilarious. I particularly lost it on djent because it’s so true. The “technical” pacing has my sides in orbit.
    Good video as always, Jared.

  • @jacobvanderschaaf604
    @jacobvanderschaaf604 8 років тому +288

    stoner metal was kurt cobain in a nuttshel XD

  • @eldestboat0159
    @eldestboat0159 4 роки тому +21

    "I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior"
    *"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"*

  • @loganluck765
    @loganluck765 8 років тому +98

    Tom delonge should start a alien metal band