11 styles of metal
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2014
- Part 2 of my 10 styles of metal video. This is a joke. A parody.
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Watching this for the millionth time again.
know that feel, bruh
+Dreadisk me too
Not funny.
CracklePuff z it's not supposed to be.
Me too xD
0:44 that “JESUS CHRIST” was actually sick
I'd actually listen to any song that sounded like that. His jesus Christ was legit af
OFA GlockLesnar I’ll listen to him talk about the lord and savior for 25 hours if he finishes that song after
Livingston I mean Norma Jean exists
Can anyone tell me a band that actually sounds like that? I mean that melodic kind of breakdown after the scream. It was amazing.
patrick22014 bless the martyr era Norma Jean, early Underøath, Zao, Shai Hulud
0:42 I just imagined my church playing this
I would legit pay for that to happen in my church XD
We do that in Finland, it's called Metal Mass (or Metallimessu). They play traditional hymns adapted into heavy metal, they've even released albums of their metal covers. People don't regularly go to church in Finland so this is a way to get (young) people in church at least once or twice a year.
that would be sicccc
Since I'm a metal head, and Christian, I wanna visit that church.
I would stay all the service just to listen to this
2:27 When your drummer is a octopus.... :p
Auramaster 13 or the drummer of Infant Annihilator
Aaron kitcher for ya
69th like. Noice
Danny Carey of Tool is an octopus
@@presidentshapiro7487 no no... His arms are in another dimension... And not only 8 of them... There are more
0:52 Ah yes, the all-mighty lord...
*LAWN MOWER*
Lmaoo
…Savior
🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚
2:17 that growl is actually amazing
Was thinking the same thing.
I need to learn that
Random Stuff Guy guteralls
KILL EVERYONE. KILL EVERYONE. BIG AND BRUTAL
Honestly I relate
0:11
yAaaAAAHeEEE!!!!
bEer iS gOod, BeEr Is GoOd
Beer is good Ana the beer spheal is by Psychostick
I freaking died at that part. 🤣
"I would like to take 20 minutes to talk about our lord and saviour jesus christ YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Yep
GERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH
Perfection
He nailed TDWP
The Christian metal is black metal but Jesús
2:27 My god give this drummer an award.
Computer
Computer.
Sounds like your minigun is out of ammo.
"of course our drummer can play his parts live" *scoffs*
@@zurielsmithson6946 woooosh
Death Metal:
(Growl)
"Kill everyone..."
(More growling)
Me: This is fine...
Ghost-Faced Hindu be brutal 🤣
Brutal
I’ll help 😂
My faverate genre
Pornogrind sounds like a mini gun or a assault Rifle firing.
Neil Parker Jr *EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUYYYYYGGGGGGHHHHHHHH*
So does death metal
kekekekekekekekek
U already know what kind of rifle >:]
XD
The drums
0:53 what people who aren’t into metal think normal metal is
Nice profile picture.
What exactly is normal metal? Lol
@@junenaya2736 omg my man just roasted this dude 😫😫😫
@@blackened8250 Yours is cool too
@@aerodynamickerbal Thanks.
The Comments Are About:
56% Christian Metal
24% Transition From Christian Metal And Pornogrind
12% Death Metal
8% All Other Things
0,1 % Djent
Ah yes, Napalm Death.
@@kowskull_, So?
@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 all i can say is...
YOUSUFFERBUTWHY
2:17 That Growl Is Amazing
hey
0:43 I died laughing at the transition between Christian Metal to Pornogrind.
+Kwipper Ursus haha tbh it sounded dope esp how lot of songs have that pause between the main chorus and then "extreme solos"
+Kwipper Ursus Me too
same here bruh xD
funny
yes xD
Nobody:
My neighbors at 3 a.m: 0:13
xdxd
The comment has 333 likes
Lol
Ccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
XDDD
“Kill everyone be brutal” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bruh
نايس 😅
Sounds like something Nathan Explosion would say.
XDXDXD
Coments...
5% Good video
95% Pornogrind
*_OOOOOOOOOOOOOH_*
@Samuel Endicott
Dont you dare YT
*DONT YOU DARE!!!!!!*
Haha yeah as soon as I seen the pornogrind thing I immediately had to comment. It's one of my closest friends favorite genre.
@@burningbelow4424 imagine telling someone wich music u like.
0:11 as someone from Texas, this accurately describes everyone in this goddamn state
@DaRebel and SC
Same with country people in. C
Nc
yeah or the entire south east especially TN
I hear ya dude/dudette. Also hello from Houston
0:54 germans have a letter for this sound. it's the letter Ü
Yeah. (Ich habe den Hund gebÜckt)
@@gavinbrown5804 YOU DID WHAT
@@Que934 rip dog
0:53 Helicopter metal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's good.
Who the fuck is that creepy guy in the bottom left corner
Dan TDM
What the fuck is he doing down there
Sava Jevtić minecraft invades every where you see it once you see it forever
cabematt101 1211 Minecraft is okay, but why the fuck would he keep Dan's face down there and creep his viewers out
Sava Jevtić i know right
"I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior."
*"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"*
0:53 wait, so this is our lord and savior
And now you are here too ;-;
URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
0:49 " I'd like to talk about our Lord Savior"
one second later *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
😆
THE FACE TRANSFORMATION
Right now this comment has 666 likes. Ironic..
1:45 Man, the new Limp Bizkit album sounds great
Was sesrching for this comment xD
Or whitey ford
Lol
armored mango nk
INVISIBLE ZOMBIES
Me when I slam my little finger on the bedside table: 0:44
Scacco matto
@@luigiacito1695 amico italiano yeeeeeh
@@ra-vensuper1807 weeee frateeee t'appost?
@@luigiacito1695 Porco dioooooo
yes
That riff at 0:44 is pretty cool. Wanted to hear more
I love how it goes
Christan Metal
Pornogrind
Aliencore
Like why Jared
Why
Hamaji Panda I know right
Why not?
CPA
Because it's hilarious!
... Our Lord and saviour:
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH . . . UUUUUUUUURGH
Now you have 666 likes 😂
0:11 why do I love this so much
Its honestly true
FNAF Katpotato HELLYEAH in a nutshell
Just sounded like "Beer Is Good" by Psychostick.
Because you're as dumb as a stump
I’m from Texas this ain’t bad still like Lynard skynard and metallica better tho
0:53 wouldn’t want to mess with the drummer
more like 2:16
0:53 Washing clothes in the washing machine be like:
2:20 When your playing free for all deathmatch on DOOM 4
lmfaooo!!
You forgot the growl lmao
*You're
Brutal D.M
Misspelled Unreal Tournament*
2:28 Just imagine someone actually doing this on the drums
which is song in death metal?
@@perfumandoonordeste.5793 arch enemy
top 10 ways to get carpal tunnel in .5 seconds
I think Arron Ketcher can play this live
You ever heard of infant annihilator?
Nobody :
My mother when she wake : 2:16
Beginning: the strength of my sword is above nine thousand
2 seconds later: BeER iS GooD, bEer iS GoOd LeTs dRinK bEer
"I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Edward Richtofen sounded like a slam metal song intro
OMG 😂😂😂 didn't think of it that way
UA-cam Odinist. Lol he goes from,Christian to pissed.,lmaoo
I CAN TASTE COLORS, I CAN SEE SOUNDS
canned bread really.. I CAN HEAR THE COLORS
Joey Stone DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMN
You good?
Literally I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:30
That transition between death Metal and party metal is actually hilarious
the head behind Jared emits an insanely threatening aura.
Glad I’m not the only one that thinks that
That cutout is coming for you...
/j
0:44 when your teacher says you have 20 minutes to finish your work and 5 minutes later she says stop
IRONHENDRIX 17 hahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
IRONHENDRIX 17, 😂😂😂😂
0:52 My Reaction: UOUOOUOUUOOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUUUOUOUUUUUOUUOUUOUOUUOUOUUOUUUUUOUUOOOOUOOOUUUUUUUUOUUOUOUUOUOOOUUUUOUOUUOUOUOUUUUUUUUO
"I would like to take 25 minutes to talk about our lord and savior."
*_OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH_*
Amen brother
🙏
Can I get an amen
@@theskyisnotreal amen
(Wipes the tears form my face) Wonderful
00:24 I would totally unironically listen to that XD
Hell yeah icant get it out of me head for weeks now
I love it
Id listen the hell out of that beer is good beer is good
Same.
"I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior"
*"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"*
0:11 need a Full Version 0_0
Psychostick - Beer Is Good
Nice
Beer is god beer is god ;)
Yea, beer is good 😂😂😂
Sounds like SOAD for me.
2:16 here comes the master of all metal genres
Jack's Asylum Brutal
The avatar
This doesn't metal .-.
It's a subgenre
Jack's Asylum yeah you are right
Obituary, morbid angel, decide, or cannibal corpse?
2:16 among us impostors when their kill cooldown is at 0
Underrated comment
LMAOOOOO
Bruh
WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS
@@ihale3892 bruh ive seen this joke everywhere and its never not funny
0:02 That's actually good and catchy! I want a full version of it.
The djent one is hilarious.
true
+dimitrouli pap Yes
+Th3_Pr0ph3cy / Amos Pöttner Agreed.
Christian Metal Lyrics :
JESUUUUS CHRIIIIIST
End
And all the bible
😂🤣
I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our Lord and Savior
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
You had 666 likes, and I had to add one in the name of Our Lord and Savior.
“I would like to take a moment to talk about our lord and savior” “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO while pornogrind comes on”
That’s ✨unholy✨
2:02 that transition from rap metal to djent was sick
Death Metal sounds the best.
Death Season It just doesn't sounds like death metal at all lol
Floods He named it Death Metal in the vid. I am not going to say: I liked the Death Metal the best which isn't actually Death Metal.
Death Season
I've never said otherwise
Floods Oh sorry, I read your comment too fast x3.
Death Season but it's made from a software... like the rest
The Stoner Metal lowkey gave me a 2012 Three Days Grace vibe and I actually liked it.
Fucking S A M E
Yesssss
It gave me a big show theme vibe
I CAN TASTE COLORS
Made me think of Pantera for some reason
Can we just appreciate how good Jared's lows are on this? Haha
5 years later and this pops up in my recommended I’m impressed
The transition from Christian metal to pornogrind is amazing.
John I seamless
Sorry but Christian Metal is the biggest Joke wich ever exist.
Now I imagine people still moshing during the 25 minutes he is talking about Jesus
For real lmao 😂😂
When Aliencore came up I thought it said Analcore and I was vvvv worried
+Jenna White lol
+Jenna White looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
lol
2:15 I hope those "brutal" are a reference to Nathan Explosion. Also I would like to listen to a full version of that song.
Almost 3 mil jared!!! Keep pushing and you’ll get it
I never knew I needed stoner metal
Check out some sludge. Eyehategod
or the holly springs disaster. lol
THE BENCH BOYS woah I just listened and I love it
they were so good haha
Stoner is so good
I love the way he stares at the camera in the begin
Rayene Boussetta
Yes, that fucking turns me on.
That death metal part was actually pretty sick 🤘🏼
2:32 man the new Attila album looks sick
The christian metal breakdown rhythm was "heavenly" *see what i did there? No? Okay*
It was though lol I was like "oooooh is there more?"
Must you really.
Rob Sinacsi I think the moment of change into pornogrind was one of the funniest things Jared has ever done. My sides are a radioactive wasteland now.
"Good god" that was the worst pun. Heh heh.
P.S. I am not trying to offend any Christians.
Daemon Stevenson no matter how hard you try they're always offended by something
Omg xfiles for alien core was amazing
ahah it was one of my favorite parts, loved your work man keep it up :)
hahaha aliencore
***** LMAO, I didn't even notice it until now.
0:48
I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord a saviour.
*EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUU*
He talked about our lord and saviour is such a good way!
Twas my first Jared video
And still great
“I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savor,” *EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
BiG BOY 0:49
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aye I saw you make that “I am senpai” comment on a slipknot song
Jesus christ! I would like to take 25 minutes of our show to talk about our lord and savior UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
*breathes* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
+plazasta hahahahaha nice dude hahahahaha
Omg xD that part had me dying.
Best part
+TheHuntingPals Attila ;3
Great song. Love this album.
2023 and this video remains the most addicted video to watch. He killed every single one of them.
As a Christian, I found the Christian metal part to be hilarious, JEEEESSSUSSS CHRIIIIIST😂😂😂👍 you're awesome Jared
Christian metal actually exists lol
Drew Lee demon hunter dude
watch: ua-cam.com/video/BoLIz8gIF6s/v-deo.html
Demon Hunter and Fit For A King are both Christian Metal bands.
Drew Lee what made me laugh the most was is face when the breakdown started, he was like thinking about Jesus and smilling, so acccurate
lmao at the double bass pedal at 2:26
brutal
Brvtal*
LMAO me too had me rolling
m8 thats not double bass thats fuckin triple bass at least
Not quite my tempo
this man makes any metal sounds amazing
0:55 how it feels to chew 5 gum
1:01 my dirt bike starting up and running
BorrisonDBZ lmao
Might want to get that checked out, only 1 human power?
sounds like my neighbor's lawnmower
Borrison DBZ Yep
Jarragar Gothever The fuck is your problem?
No joke 2:16 instrumental was something i wish was a full song
Leonardo Castaldo dude those kick drums are beasttttt
title please
I think it's influenced by CC song I Cum Blood, it has kinda similar riffs and more brutal blast beats. Check it out. It's cool, it can be too heavy if you're not into death metal, but it's kickass as heck
@Wind 2000 in the I cum blood intro the tremolo picking was much faster while keeping it downtuned, and the blast beats were the same with this but much faster. It's hard to distinguish the sounds if you're not using a decent headphone since distortion in guitar riffs are a common thing you'll find in a lot of dm or bm songs. Some even intentionally recorded the songs poorly to increase the vagueness and the dreadful atmosphere. Like *Mayhem - freezing moon* (you can't get more Black metal than this)
@Wind 2000 I did say that. My point was the riff and the blast beats in this one was quite similar to the I cum blood's intro. And I'm pretty sure you know there are a lot of different styles in blast beats, not just one. Same applies with the riffs, although I can't name it specifically, thus why I described it at the beginning of my paragraph instead.
Isn’t “Rap Metal” called Nu Metal? Not hating just curious!
Rap metal focuses on hip-hop vocals (rap), while nu metal focuses on hip-hip sound, instrumentation, and rhythm.
Kinda. It's like the difference between rap and hip-hop.
Korn is nu metal and they are not like rap
@@alchemist3661 Rap is a music genre and hip-hop is a culture
@@Chocolatine79 Hip Hop is a genre of music that came from the Hip Hop culture. And besides, it's an example dumbass
"JESUS CHRISSST" ❤ that was sick .
i was in a porno-grind band when i was 19
brings back memories
we still perform concerts but we don't make albums
guitar of the dead cemetry rapist :Dactually kind of like cricketcore :3
have a listen at this its so funny xD
guitar of the dead and are you alright in your head XD I listen to it once and now I'm going to do nightmares ... You crazy psychopath people XD
fufu shot well i was really immature when i was 19 so yeah
guitar of the dead thanks to this I'm gonna think of Chris Brown XD
for next Part please do:
kawaii metal
speed metal
symphonic metal
prog metal
medieval core
Hasan Tawab gregorian metal
Uh... Black Metal?
Ole-Johnny Olsen that’s death metal
Mr Awesome97 since when?
Slam and trash metal also :D
UA-cam Band
Singer: Jared Dines
Guitarist: Rob Scallon
Drummer: COOP3RDRUMM3R
Bassist: Davie504
Edit: Thx for the likes!
My Christmas Wish
Wheres TheDooo?
Rhythm: Stevie t
Triangle: Stevie T
i think davie would kill rob cause guitar sucks
Watching this one more time and I just realise that he's wearing a great KSE T-Shirt
I´d like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and saviour OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
The father in the church: *JEESUS CHRIIIIST*
My mom: **praying in metal**
Give us more of this stuff! :-D
that death metal vocal still blows me away
Apparently 595 metal heads can't take a joke
LBP 101 Hysterical! It's now up to 618 morons!
643 dislikes
Still going, I see. Why do these mouth breathers still exist?
LBP 101 Out of 1,2 million people thats not even a lot. Not even worth mentioning.
LBP 101 HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
2.32
that "brutal" it's from metalocalypse xD
dethklok for life
Brutal
hahahaha, that was funny
Homar con ashe brutal
0:51 this transition has yet to be surpassed
2:16 - teacher of mathematic came in class :))))))))
0:52 sounds like something going down on toilet while there is a gun fight outside
You can never get bored of this video, but tbh every time I watch it I just wait for that growl at 2:17 cuz it's so good
I love how every time I come back to this video the thumbnail changes
Watching this on 8th of February 2021, Happy belated new years everyone!
I'm offensive and I find this christian
Alberto Pilarte Popcorn is real
*Grabs Satan.*
TheCommanderCreep lol ...*flies away
+TheCommanderCreep I'd like to take your lord and savior to talk about 25 minutes of your time.
+Jimmy Rodriguez Wow that clever was so joke.
+TheCommanderCreep You Thank
"Bang your head, till you break your neck" Corey Taylor?
haha that's fucking hilarious
Corpsegrinder.
+ohh Revyy The joke is that Corey Taylor broke his neck during a show but didn't realize until a couple of months ago.
+Reid Gowan he didn't realize for 15 YEARS
What are u saying mte?
Still coming back cause I love the death metal part.
0:53 i thank this video for showing me this beauty of a sub genre