"Things beginner guitarists say" - Jared Dines

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  • @nikopikotheswegking
    @nikopikotheswegking 6 років тому +5577

    "i've always wanted to play guitar, but the beginning just seemed so slow and frustrating"

  • @brandonfranklin4533
    @brandonfranklin4533 5 років тому +4869

    You forgot to complain endlessly about barre chords.
    F in particular.

    • @TToxicom
      @TToxicom 5 років тому +114

      Or B

    • @n0isr682
      @n0isr682 5 років тому +12

      Whata wrong with f

    • @creep313
      @creep313 5 років тому +213

      @@n0isr682 F barre chord is very frequently used in popular songs that many people want to play, but it's hard for beginners to play this chord.

    • @damnfreakingsien
      @damnfreakingsien 5 років тому +133

      And after conquering F chord, you realised that F chord requires the least strength out of all the E string barre chords.

    • @brandonfranklin4533
      @brandonfranklin4533 5 років тому +12

      I agree that barre chords are pretty darn easy, but I’ve been playing for 20 yrs. for some reason though, countless beginners in all the FB groups I’m in are constantly griping about them, looking for workarounds and such. I also agree that they’re much more challenging on acoustic vs electric. That’s just the nature of the beast ;)

  • @matthewhale9831
    @matthewhale9831 4 роки тому +1628

    “Learning guitar? WAIT! Don’t touch that skip button, This is going to change EVERYTHING”

  • @cosmicgames577
    @cosmicgames577 5 років тому +2192

    Ultimate guitar is mentioned
    Me: is this a personal attack or something

    • @kervate63
      @kervate63 5 років тому +22

      DHG memelord The wink was even harder :’(

    • @deliotoro6044
      @deliotoro6044 5 років тому +7

      I felt attacked😢. 😂

    • @andygracia5395
      @andygracia5395 5 років тому +1

      DHG memelord 😂😂

    • @Justsomegamergamingandstuff
      @Justsomegamergamingandstuff 5 років тому +54

      Yes, because Songsterr is better

    • @wolfmannn2008
      @wolfmannn2008 4 роки тому +2

      Just Some Gamer - Gaming And Stuff Yeah much better, but in the early years Songsterr took the tabs mainly from ultimate guitar. And you could only access it from a PC. You had to pay to get full songs on phone. It was so stupid, now It’s the same on both platforms.

  • @emipexu2779
    @emipexu2779 6 років тому +7765

    watching this as a beginner and feeling stupid

    • @daddywiggle4586
      @daddywiggle4586 6 років тому +84

      Phanic! At My Chemical Pilots, Me too, and I love your username!

    • @awilliams8637
      @awilliams8637 6 років тому +133

      Dude i feel like shit 😂😂

    • @LMC-xz6qh
      @LMC-xz6qh 6 років тому +75

      You'll get there, don't worry. Also I love the middle part of your name.

    • @josephjoestar600
      @josephjoestar600 6 років тому +59

      I’ve been playing for some time and I wouldn’t call myself a beginner anymore and many people I know agree with me but I still feel crap :/

    • @DreidMusicalX
      @DreidMusicalX 6 років тому +59

      Don't, we all did and said shit like this as beginners. Even him. Just stick with it and enjoy learning things you like.

  • @Casey_S
    @Casey_S 8 років тому +5172

    I only learned guitar to get chicks, but all it got me was other dudes that play guitar.

  • @MaelstromTheDemon
    @MaelstromTheDemon 8 років тому +3727

    "My pinky isn't strong enough to fret with."

    • @malcolmboyd3467
      @malcolmboyd3467 8 років тому +328

      ooooh that one hits home

    • @garden2571
      @garden2571 8 років тому +74

      that's me 😂 even though I can play piano my pinky isn't strong enough for guitar

    • @Watermelon_Man
      @Watermelon_Man 8 років тому +70

      Mal Maelstrom oh my gosh. Lmao. That, I can't play chords, and I can't move that fast are so nostalgic😂

    • @ugsdit5296
      @ugsdit5296 8 років тому +17

      Mal Maelstrom on bass i legit have that problem, allthough im getting used to using it more

    • @thelostspectre4694
      @thelostspectre4694 8 років тому +23

      i did the wrong thing when i started playing and palyed Power chords wong and used my pinky instead of mi index finger so my pinky is really strong

  • @darcfase2o79
    @darcfase2o79 4 роки тому +1015

    “Wanna hear some of our riffs?”
    *starts to play ‘Come As You Are’ by Nirvana*

    • @GastonSeep
      @GastonSeep 4 роки тому +19

      Thats me 🤘🏻😂
      I also put 2 stickers on my guitar 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

    • @bigegamingandmore1947
      @bigegamingandmore1947 4 роки тому +7

      Just learned that😂

    • @eclong462
      @eclong462 3 роки тому +3

      Very true lol, but it’s still a cool riff

    • @youdungoofied1375
      @youdungoofied1375 Рік тому +12

      Who is Nirvana? I only know To Floss The Teeth of Poseidon

  • @xapachi3034
    @xapachi3034 7 років тому +3092

    There are humble beginners who genuinely want to learn, and there are...ppl like this guy..

    • @EvilSewnit
      @EvilSewnit 6 років тому +33

      xApachi like me xddd....
      i mainly play drums but i also want to learn guitar so i started taking lessons with my dads old king V but im not very good yet lol

    • @perfidiousprophet
      @perfidiousprophet 6 років тому +5

      how's thw guitar going for you?

    • @Scorcher19
      @Scorcher19 6 років тому +25

      I know someone who bought his bass like a month earlier than me. He sucks, I actually learned it but hes acting all confident and stuff. Hate it.

    • @perfidiousprophet
      @perfidiousprophet 6 років тому +30

      @@Scorcher19
      Big oof- Not good when beginners are cocky. You should have self-confidence, but don't take it too far.
      Speaking of bass, I just got one two weeks ago. Unfortunately, I don't have too much time to play because of schoolwork.

    • @cassiusclay2537
      @cassiusclay2537 6 років тому +2

      this guy is decent at guitar in reality

  • @ToxicxEternity
    @ToxicxEternity 10 років тому +3398

    The character he's playing is actually way cooler than some of the beginner guitarists I've encountered. Atleast he has a positive non-elitist outlook on it haha.

    • @aaronmcbryer3980
      @aaronmcbryer3980 10 років тому +20

      Haha, no kidding right!

    • @ToxicxEternity
      @ToxicxEternity 10 років тому +25

      Thanks bby

    • @m2350
      @m2350 10 років тому +127

      LOL, that reminds me. I ran into a kid at guitar center the other day that complimented me on my playing and my guitar then felt the need to impress me so he made up some lie about being endorsed (by schecter lmao) and that he was asked to perform a clinic. So for shits and giggles I asked him where this clinic was and he said California. How descriptive! lmao.
      I can't stand compulsive liars and tryhards. It made for a good laugh though. He left without picking up a guitar and came back 30 min later I guess hoping I wasn't there anymore. He picked up an epiphone and plugged into an amp and didn't even turn it up.. as if embarrassed, and started trying to play stairway to heaven :,D

    • @Lhurgoyf2Kyu
      @Lhurgoyf2Kyu 10 років тому +6

      ***** Try Songsterr! :)

    • @kevinpopescu9741
      @kevinpopescu9741 10 років тому +15

      you forgot: "isn't your index the only finger you're supposed to use?"

  • @mr.lonewanderer8354
    @mr.lonewanderer8354 8 років тому +3064

    Dammit, my pick fell in my guitar again.

    • @joshxms2260
      @joshxms2260 8 років тому +110

      Sooo, acoustic?

    • @superanimegamer01
      @superanimegamer01 8 років тому +5

      You know it.

    • @Seifer_42
      @Seifer_42 8 років тому +95

      To be fair, I've dropped my pick in my guitar so many times and I've been playing for about 6 years.

    • @lolkattzien
      @lolkattzien 8 років тому +3

      +Josh Smith I love your avatar

    • @Lostmychill
      @Lostmychill 8 років тому +13

      Fingerpick ftw.

  • @connormorris411
    @connormorris411 5 років тому +1971

    “I know how to play 50 songs with these 4 cords!” *plays G D Em C progression*

    • @the_man_emperor_of_mankind
      @the_man_emperor_of_mankind 5 років тому +151

      learn those 4 chords and you can be a guitarist for a contemporary worship band, and don't forget a capo, flannel, and a beard

    • @gcar5214
      @gcar5214 4 роки тому +50

      Don’t personally attack me like that

    • @followingfigures4738
      @followingfigures4738 4 роки тому +22

      Ngl ive played for five years and have been in 2 bands yet i cant really read sheet music

    • @mrgriboman371
      @mrgriboman371 4 роки тому +15

      Am Dm G C

    • @thanhvinhnguyento7069
      @thanhvinhnguyento7069 4 роки тому +2

      @@followingfigures4738 then learn read ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @5carecrow94
    @5carecrow94 9 років тому +1064

    "I like drop d a lot, it's so much easier to play the chords." That one cut deep XD

    • @zeevyehuda2501
      @zeevyehuda2501 9 років тому +14

      +5carecrow94 Just tried drop d for the first time today. Never went out of standard tuning much, but drop d's awesome. Pretty much anything you do is a power chord, it's stupid fun, emphasis on the stupid part

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 9 років тому +11

      Ze'ev Yehuda I use Drop C# a lot for metal, because you can still do actual chords on the upper strings. Plus it makes tapping easier with looser strings. But I've been playing guitar for long enough to see that drop tunings are not the end-all, be-all for heavier styles. C Standard is a ton of fun, too.

    • @zeevyehuda2501
      @zeevyehuda2501 9 років тому +57

      Maybe I should try drop Q sometime. Drop C isn't djent enough for me

    • @5carecrow94
      @5carecrow94 9 років тому +13

      +Ze'ev Yehuda Haha Drop Q. Someone's subbed to Rob Scallon XD

    • @zeevyehuda2501
      @zeevyehuda2501 9 років тому +9

      I wonder if they make drop Q bass strings. Would those be thicker than the neck?

  • @landondaniels5507
    @landondaniels5507 6 років тому +2754

    I don’t know sheet music, scales, notes. Ive been playing for four years,
    I still rely on ultimate guitar. And I don’t really know what a tube amp is.
    I am a beginner with an intermediate’s fingers

    • @user-lr7fv6td5y
      @user-lr7fv6td5y 6 років тому +136

      How do you not know what a tube amp is?

    • @aquariumlove6405
      @aquariumlove6405 6 років тому +35

      My attempts at guitar covers yeah lol same haha

    • @dantee1138
      @dantee1138 6 років тому +7

      Same

    • @pyb6
      @pyb6 6 років тому +5

      Same

    • @Sonicexpres
      @Sonicexpres 6 років тому +99

      ive been playing for 16 years pretty seriously, i use ultimate guitar for a starting point all the time. nothing wrong with that....

  • @neoven5585
    @neoven5585 5 років тому +761

    The biggest beginner move here is setting a rockstar on top of your amp head

    • @Paepin
      @Paepin 5 років тому +7

      THANK YOU 😅

    • @jaymz
      @jaymz 5 років тому +24

      its ok its a line 6

    • @squidward9747
      @squidward9747 5 років тому +11

      Neoven yeah and that shit wasn’t even an example. Oh the irony of someone talking shit about beginners but putting an energy drink on top of their thousand dollar amp

    • @trippyskully449
      @trippyskully449 4 роки тому +5

      Squidward I think it was part of the video lmao

    • @CapnfloydR6S
      @CapnfloydR6S 4 роки тому

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

  • @chloedessent536
    @chloedessent536 4 роки тому +757

    “I get all my tabs from Ultimate Guitar” THAT WAS SUCH AN ATTACK

  • @rayzette
    @rayzette 7 років тому +2528

    Me back then:
    *power chord everything*
    "holy shit im a pro guitarist now"

    • @ghxsty66
      @ghxsty66 7 років тому +126

      Henggar Mahendra *me currently as I got a guitar*

    • @troyzane8376
      @troyzane8376 7 років тому +10

      Hey me too 😂😂

    • @fmartini86
      @fmartini86 6 років тому +20

      i thought i was Josh Homme for a while, when i found out about Power chords.

    • @OrionUbe
      @OrionUbe 6 років тому +32

      Until drop c came around and shit got easy real fast, that's what made me SOUND like a pro

    • @xTakami
      @xTakami 6 років тому +1

      Relatable

  • @michaelm.2736
    @michaelm.2736 8 років тому +333

    You forgot:
    "Goddammit."
    *flips acoustic upside down*
    *person nearby looks at you funny*
    "I dropped my pick in my guitar again."

    • @ConspiracyCrayon
      @ConspiracyCrayon 7 років тому +11

      Still happens to me after 15 years of guitar mate

    • @jordanwilson3630
      @jordanwilson3630 7 років тому +14

      Michael M. That's not beginner that's life bro 😂

    • @nicosanches2538
      @nicosanches2538 7 років тому +5

      I've had a pick stuck for two months I can't freaking get it out

    • @chesterr551
      @chesterr551 7 років тому

      Nico Sanches Omg that's so sad

    • @britneycampbell8696
      @britneycampbell8696 7 років тому

      Dude don’t get me started

  • @ogbee9690
    @ogbee9690 5 років тому +1560

    I still don't care about sheet music and I've been playing for 5 years...

    • @kokly7802
      @kokly7802 5 років тому +54

      brandough crox aka ogb lots of the greats didn’t read sheet music or didn’t start off doing so

    • @casetheace8494
      @casetheace8494 5 років тому +88

      It really isn't necesaary so I don't understand the jokes about it.

    • @tuttuti123
      @tuttuti123 5 років тому +56

      Unless if you are going to tackle some classical or jazz stuffs you probably won't read sheets at all

    • @BrunoGarciaMusic
      @BrunoGarciaMusic 5 років тому +16

      u can read sheet music? i can hear and replicate every note without tab

    • @casetheace8494
      @casetheace8494 5 років тому +9

      @@BrunoGarciaMusic good for you

  • @charlieshaw2866
    @charlieshaw2866 5 років тому +543

    When I was a beginner I thought that I was good coz I could do natural harmonics. And I just used to go up to better guitarists and be like "u think ur so good but can u do harmonics?" And they'd be like "pinch harmonics? Natural harmonics? Tapped harmonics? What?" And I'd respond with "the ones at the 7th and 12th fret." And they'd cone back with "they're called natural harmonics and you can play them at any fret. They're just louder at the 4th 5th 7th 9th and 12th frets." I used to think I could just make up chords and pentatonic scales and genuinely believed I was good at guitar.

    • @shwoompl922
      @shwoompl922 5 років тому +25

      Big oof man

    • @Ae0liann
      @Ae0liann 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @ichiro319
      @ichiro319 5 років тому +2

      Yeah,I've been there too.

    • @zorcher1016
      @zorcher1016 4 роки тому +21

      you can make up chords it's called jazz, but they do have a name technically

    • @Red38357
      @Red38357 4 роки тому +1

      F

  • @joshuathomson8925
    @joshuathomson8925 8 років тому +594

    "I can play 'Smells Like Teen Spirit', so I'm basically a pro."

    • @thejamman42
      @thejamman42 8 років тому +26

      They say they can play it but the rhythm is completely wrong lmao

    • @CJRGamingPC
      @CJRGamingPC 8 років тому

      The Masked Assailant where do get tabs then...

    • @mauriciogarcia638
      @mauriciogarcia638 8 років тому

      Why is your comment so fuking true

    • @brandonfleming7118
      @brandonfleming7118 7 років тому +11

      dude," i can play come as you re man thats a REAL pro dude"

    • @brandonfleming7118
      @brandonfleming7118 7 років тому +1

      my comment is a grammar train wreck, criticize if needed

  • @willo_1156
    @willo_1156 7 років тому +2211

    “The strings hurt my fingers”

    • @fieray21
      @fieray21 7 років тому +8

      Willie Cartagena Relatable 😂

    • @Dani-cg7ri
      @Dani-cg7ri 7 років тому +78

      I feel attacked rn

    • @popcorn7707
      @popcorn7707 7 років тому +47

      My strings hurt my bum..hope I'm playing it right.

    • @RachelAlexanDraws
      @RachelAlexanDraws 7 років тому +4

      Legit every one of my guitar students xD

    • @No1WillMakeItOutAlive
      @No1WillMakeItOutAlive 7 років тому +26

      guitar hurt my fingers so I learned how to play ukulele instead, now I'm trying to play guitar again and it doesn't hurt anymore. Baby steps, kiddos.

  • @sofusdelamotte9541
    @sofusdelamotte9541 6 років тому +2195

    It might sound stupid to real guitarists, but I guess you have to start somewhere, right?

    • @daddywiggle4586
      @daddywiggle4586 6 років тому +54

      So true

    • @josephjoestar600
      @josephjoestar600 6 років тому +113

      Humble beginnings is what I say, don’t get too big for your boots, and don’t do what my friend did and get an american fender stratocaster as your first guitar...

    • @ktown0173
      @ktown0173 6 років тому +51

      TheUnoriginal Exactly. I didn't wanna look like a douche by getting an electric and an amp to learn on, so I used my own acoustic to learn, playing a lot of songs on it. I've been playing for a year and I'm still guilty of using tabs though

    • @jacobminnish7025
      @jacobminnish7025 6 років тому +47

      @@ktown0173 nothing wrong with using tabs, less time consuming then trying to learn by ear

    • @per7481
      @per7481 6 років тому +5

      jacob minnish learning by ear is better

  • @zem6300
    @zem6300 5 років тому +355

    I only just realized this isn’t Jared’s channel.

    • @NotoLumen
      @NotoLumen 4 роки тому +6

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

    • @mrsir3658
      @mrsir3658 4 роки тому +8

      HOLY SHIT

    • @semschoofs
      @semschoofs 4 роки тому +4

      Wow I only realized because you said it

    • @mason.11
      @mason.11 4 роки тому +2

      NANI!?

    • @k-samo2667
      @k-samo2667 4 роки тому +2

      WHAT THE FUCK

  • @DeepSpaceNinja
    @DeepSpaceNinja 7 років тому +1018

    "I already know master of puppets" pulls out an old acoustic

    • @samvelasco9231
      @samvelasco9231 6 років тому +31

      @@wheresmymind315
      Roses are red
      Im a negro
      The comment is in english
      Your reply should be also

    • @samvelasco9231
      @samvelasco9231 6 років тому +21

      @@asteelcup859
      Roses are red
      Shut the fuck up
      Shut the fuck up
      Shut the fuck up

    • @dracomeateor3
      @dracomeateor3 6 років тому +1

      Absolute savage

    • @samvelasco9231
      @samvelasco9231 6 років тому +2

      @@katiex_x8112
      Roses are red
      Your name is Katie
      And I'm assuming
      You dont have a weenie🤔

    • @samvelasco9231
      @samvelasco9231 6 років тому +1

      @@asteelcup859
      Roses are red
      You probably wont get it
      But if my ass was your face
      I'd be ashamed to go shit

  • @familynies1688
    @familynies1688 7 років тому +3713

    Don't worry. Stevie Wonder can't read sheet music either...

    • @MrAdrien914
      @MrAdrien914 7 років тому +58

      Nies Family I ... wonder why ...

    • @matth7952
      @matth7952 7 років тому +23

      Nies Family so messed up buddy

    • @WoPrulez
      @WoPrulez 7 років тому +48

      This is no place for racism

    • @WoPrulez
      @WoPrulez 6 років тому +57

      lol boi Mine was a joke because it wasn't even based on race ya ding dong

    • @lolboi4615
      @lolboi4615 6 років тому +9

      WoPrulez how is racism not based on race lmao even if you were joking that doesn't make sense

  • @chosuke02
    @chosuke02 7 років тому +1268

    "Is there an open version for that barre chord?"

    • @hannahkelly3389
      @hannahkelly3389 7 років тому +3

      chøke |-/

    • @chosuke02
      @chosuke02 7 років тому +3

      Hannah Kelly Do you know how many days its been fren? I lost count :(

    • @hannahkelly3389
      @hannahkelly3389 7 років тому +7

      chøke well, not many Clique members play guitar. We usually play ukulele. I still happy someone posted.❤

    • @Itsvictoriasandovalmanagement
      @Itsvictoriasandovalmanagement 7 років тому

      chøke are you talking about hiatus? It’s been 170 days

    • @britneycampbell8696
      @britneycampbell8696 7 років тому

      chøke honestly me

  • @jamiecurry7240
    @jamiecurry7240 5 років тому +189

    everyone has to start somewhere, yet pride overides those who forget where they came from.

  • @adamhunter1223
    @adamhunter1223 8 років тому +464

    Or, if you're me: "Fuck, why can't I get this right? Stupid sonuvabitch fingers work like I tell you to dammit. Oh for fuck's sake I could almost do this yesterday."

  • @johnnytay74
    @johnnytay74 7 років тому +1678

    This comment sounds better live.

    • @Turtuga_man87
      @Turtuga_man87 7 років тому

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    • @Turtuga_man87
      @Turtuga_man87 7 років тому

      Nædrin who is this lol

    • @Shyuthrosnaevin
      @Shyuthrosnaevin 7 років тому

      wtf do you mean who is it?

    • @Turtuga_man87
      @Turtuga_man87 7 років тому

      Nædrin knock knock

    • @Turtuga_man87
      @Turtuga_man87 7 років тому

      Nædrin what the hell somebody hacked my account

  • @nathansciarone5627
    @nathansciarone5627 8 років тому +1452

    iron man is a song for all levels of guitarist but you can tell the level of the guitarist by the way they actually play it...

    • @nathansciarone5627
      @nathansciarone5627 7 років тому +7

      fucking true 🙂

    • @vonsnitchzel735
      @vonsnitchzel735 7 років тому +51

      Zakk Wylde nailed it one-handedly while drinking beer at the same time.
      So your absolutely right!

    • @brandongarcia1349
      @brandongarcia1349 7 років тому +21

      Nathan Sciarone The Only Thing I Can Do Successfully Is Everything Except The Solo.

    • @GoDUsopp-xr8vh
      @GoDUsopp-xr8vh 7 років тому +9

      Is it weird I still haven't learned iron man

    • @jensvide777
      @jensvide777 7 років тому +4

      +Urge Boat Yes

  • @wisemonke108
    @wisemonke108 5 років тому +350

    Jared Dines: "We're called 'To Floss the teeth of Poseidon'."
    Me: Look at his teeth dude!!!
    0:13

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 роки тому +1

      That's actually a sick band name!

    • @littlesquidward8117
      @littlesquidward8117 4 роки тому +5

      Christopher Regan a beginner guitarist wrote this

    • @Abenson1983
      @Abenson1983 3 роки тому

      Lol mine is burn in the road

  • @yanetportillo5593
    @yanetportillo5593 9 років тому +244

    "A pedal? Like for a bicycle"

    • @RegularRetro
      @RegularRetro 9 років тому +5

      +yanet portillo No joke thats what my coworker said when I tried to explain what a guitar pedal is.

  • @mymicks21
    @mymicks21 9 років тому +2605

    "One" by Metallica is the national anthem for guitarists who played for 2 years and quit.

    • @HXDDX
      @HXDDX 9 років тому +178

      +C Delany Or the intro to 'nothing else matters' .

    • @mitsukaritas
      @mitsukaritas 9 років тому +84

      the intro of one* they'd never now the full song if they quitted (that word exists btw? quitted?)

    • @mymicks21
      @mymicks21 9 років тому +1

      Francisco Cox yeah haha

    • @g-gamer4747
      @g-gamer4747 9 років тому +20

      +Chong Green I have been playing bass for half a year. I can play the intro of nothing else matters.

    • @HXDDX
      @HXDDX 9 років тому +9

      +G-gamer lol

  • @gNatflaps
    @gNatflaps 8 років тому +324

    2:50 Ive been playing for 7 years, and this is still me when I try to sweep.

  • @_disturbedone_1941
    @_disturbedone_1941 5 років тому +651

    It doesn’t matter how good you are at guitar, EVERYONE starts at Level 1. Even you. Even the legends, started at Level 1. So, keep that in mind the next time you judge a beginner.

    • @elliottsmiles170
      @elliottsmiles170 5 років тому +53

      "Don't kick a pup cause the pup grows up"
      -Les Miserable or something

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 4 роки тому +33

      Its like the God Of Rock said: "Eddie Van Halen may have been born with a guitar in his hands, but he didn't learn how to play it until he was two!"

    • @mochikoumaewamou
      @mochikoumaewamou 4 роки тому +1

      @@elliottsmiles170 "or something"

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 роки тому +10

      Then you haven't met me yet. Been a beginner for 3 years

    • @NYLazyme
      @NYLazyme 4 роки тому +2

      I mate, I still suck

  • @connormcdermott1985
    @connormcdermott1985 10 років тому +376

    I've been playing for 10 years and that sweep picking is still better than I could do :')

    • @vip1691
      @vip1691 10 років тому +30

      Then you probably never tried to learn it seriously!

    • @janezpungartnik3149
      @janezpungartnik3149 10 років тому +1

      Once you get the flow of things, it gets pretty easy... tough some stuff like Origin's Finite sweeps is just ridiculous....

    • @vip1691
      @vip1691 10 років тому

      Hann Pungartnik Just very recently I started sweeping at Origin speeds!I started with The Aftermath, still needs a little more work but I'm getting there.This too just requires practice!

    • @NeillGuitars
      @NeillGuitars 10 років тому

      Yeah. I've been playing for ~6, and I can't do it that well either. I just started trying to pick it up lately.

    • @connormcdermott1985
      @connormcdermott1985 10 років тому

      Yeahh I've never tried to learn at all lol there's no way my fingers could move that fast, if you're looking for insane sweep riffs man listen to rings of saturn straight out they use sweeps in their normal riffs lol like it ain't special

  • @matthewnazaroff9537
    @matthewnazaroff9537 7 років тому +336

    The best guitarists will never admit that they're the best

    • @SleepingGiant45
      @SleepingGiant45 7 років тому +21

      Matthew Nazaroff Just like the best UFC fighters will never walk around acting tough all the time picking fights.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 7 років тому +1

      Rohan Narain lol yes they do on the reality tv show about it

    • @SleepingGiant45
      @SleepingGiant45 7 років тому +1

      Kandi Klover Dude it's a reality TV show. In real life do you really think Rumble Johnson or Cain Velasquez walk around acting like tough guys picking fights just to prove something?

    • @Kimoto504
      @Kimoto504 7 років тому +8

      The worst guitarists will never admit they're the worst... except me currently.

    • @hfl_
      @hfl_ 7 років тому

      How long have you been playing?

  • @jonmattingly5731
    @jonmattingly5731 8 років тому +2386

    When you've played guitar for 8 years and still don't see the point in learning to read sheet music

  • @WhoamI-su7pg
    @WhoamI-su7pg 5 років тому +54

    He says “Well they sound better live”
    as he’s playing live lmao

  • @aidanlarose6901
    @aidanlarose6901 8 років тому +801

    I die inside a little bit every time he says "I just wanna put stickers all over my guitar!"

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 8 років тому +27

      Many people deface their guitar by putting stupid stickers on it when they first start playing.
      This may be due to them thinking the guitar looks boring, or them wanting to express themselves.
      This ends up making the guitar look cheap. This is only really obvious to the people who have done it. It's really embarrassing in most cases.
      Here's an example: i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa95/sinjacat/DSCN1004.jpg
      As you can see, it has the potential of making a $5,000 instrument look like some thrift shop monstrosity.

    • @Eaglesgrove
      @Eaglesgrove 8 років тому +19

      Yeah, but beginners usually don't have $5000 guitars. I defaced my first guitar pretty heavily, but it didn't matter since it was an awful Chinese knock-off Strat. I still have it and I don't regret doing it, I still think it looks kinda cool.
      But the shit I put on was a bit more relevant than whatever was on that LP

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 8 років тому +7

      Zombie Energy In some cases the stickers may look good, however, in most, including mine, they look terrible. Hence why the joke works. The beginners that really have a $5,000 guitar likely got it as a gift.

    • @philip9594
      @philip9594 8 років тому +36

      billie joe Armstrong has sticker all over his guitar

    • @aesiryan
      @aesiryan 8 років тому +1

      Aidan LaRose I put the stickers on the back. I have a lil epi les paul

  • @vbdude006
    @vbdude006 10 років тому +640

    7 years later and I still say "I don't see the point in learning sheet music" haha

    • @Psyfonify
      @Psyfonify 10 років тому +9

      uh, maybe if you actually want to play in a professional band with complicated parts, or with a sax or piano player, etc etc..

    • @BigFatCock0
      @BigFatCock0 10 років тому +57

      Psyfonify Complicated parts? Are you kidding? Bit too general of a statement honestly.

    • @CozyRobinson
      @CozyRobinson 10 років тому +57

      Psyfonify my dad is probably the best guitarist i know and he doesn't even know how to read tabs. knowing how to read sheet music is pointless.

    • @ronbarzilai5705
      @ronbarzilai5705 10 років тому +48

      yec0dy I wouldn't say so, reading music is a prerequisite to playing any instrument that's not a guitar or bass guitar professionally (although reading music benefits every instrument and every musician).
      How in the world can you tell a pianist or a saxophonist specifically what you want them to play? Chord charts only go so far. Tabs are nothing but a crutch for guitarists too lazy to spend the time and effort to learn music.
      Sheet music is a universal language; if you write a C on a staff, every musician, regardless of instrument, can tell you what that note is. Tabs, however, speak to only one instrument.
      The ability to read music is essential to anyone who wants to be a professional musician, i.e. making music for a living.

    • @TheNoiseBomb1997
      @TheNoiseBomb1997 10 років тому +57

      Any instrument can be played - and played well - without proficiency in music notation. There are many people who can speak perfectly well, but can't read or write.
      These things are the same. It's not imperative that you're musically literate, it's just another skill - the importance of which is dependent on the player's ambitions. Plenty of awesome players who can't read notation, plenty who can.
      Music notation is very much the same as language notation. It's a means of communication. With sheet music, you don't need to hear the music to play it. Such as with written language, you don't need to hear the person's voice to understand it.

  • @ShortFingeredShreder
    @ShortFingeredShreder 9 років тому +407

    I like the subtle things in this video: he didn't use his pinky, he didn't mute anything, and only did downstrokes. Shit, I forgot about that.

    • @gabrielhole-jones2547
      @gabrielhole-jones2547 9 років тому +4

      +ShortFingeredShreder Not to mention his band got duped into a pay- to- play gig for the sketchy record label in his other vid XD.

    • @gabrielhole-jones2547
      @gabrielhole-jones2547 9 років тому +1

      ***** It's on Jared's channel- "Things Sketchy Record Labels Say"

    • @amirulhazmie
      @amirulhazmie 9 років тому +2

      +ShortFingeredShreder james hetfield only did downstrokes too, pal

    • @ShortFingeredShreder
      @ShortFingeredShreder 9 років тому +11

      Amir hazmie
      No he doesn't. For certain songs, yes. But he doesn't just downpick. Beginners can only do downstrokes because they can't alternate pick, that's why he put it in the video. Also, I'm not your pal, guy.

    • @paulallenscard8553
      @paulallenscard8553 9 років тому +11

      James Hetfields downpicking makes his music heavier, although he can alternate pick his ass off, too. Downpicking at the speed of light is James' signature thing.

  • @kevynleshane472
    @kevynleshane472 5 років тому +94

    “I like drop d a lot”-Jared better not attack me like this again😂

  • @oravlaful
    @oravlaful 8 років тому +3048

    well, at least i was reallistic and knew that i was terrible, i'm much better now but still, i know shit about gear and there's a lot to learn yet

    • @andreasandersen9739
      @andreasandersen9739 8 років тому +7

      me too

    • @xxdemonxx4573
      @xxdemonxx4573 8 років тому +3

      oravlaful and I put stickers on my guitar ))

    • @isaacmiller868
      @isaacmiller868 8 років тому +20

      oravlaful literally, watch Rob Chapman, watch his challenges and gear vids, and then just google what he says that you dont know, I'm really good at specs and gear just by watching him

    • @swish007
      @swish007 8 років тому +21

      yeah this vid was meant to be funny of course.. i think they were more making fun of beginners who not just are ignorant but also have big egos (which lets face it, there are a lot lol). i've always preferred to assume i know hardly anything about guitar.. that way i can push myself to always get better. people who assume they are the shit tend to make less interesting music i've found. (with some exceptions of course.. if you can back it up 100% then you can claim whatever you want; but i don't like dickish attitudes like that tbh)

    • @vonsnitchzel735
      @vonsnitchzel735 7 років тому +8

      I think I'm the opposite: Played 6 years and can't say I'm a good player. I know a ton about gear though, I've found modifiyng guitars and amps and pedals to be almost as much fun as actual playing...

  • @michaels2136
    @michaels2136 6 років тому +661

    FAKE! This wasn't played on a Squier Strat. Although you got the Line 6 part right...

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 6 років тому +41

      Michael S if you can’t sound good on a Squier then you’re not ready to play for real

    • @josephjoestar600
      @josephjoestar600 6 років тому +3

      An Than Van Man Tan squiers are bad compared to other beginner guitars

    • @Cheezin48
      @Cheezin48 6 років тому +9

      I’m a beginner and I have the squier it sounds like dogshit compared to my brothers guitars

    • @ktown0173
      @ktown0173 6 років тому +19

      Ice9922 Why do I hear about so many beginners spending money on electrics? I learned on a thirty dollar acoustic that had been rotting in a closet for years. Don't dump money into something unless you're sure you're gonna love it

    • @katewilliams5636
      @katewilliams5636 6 років тому +4

      K Ktown lol I've been playing for 2 years... only ever owned a $10 acoustic I learned on and play at a jazz band with a sold bodied squier strat (with a pedal just to emulate the tone)... still too broke to buy a decent semi-hollow :(

  • @COD4SNiiPERx1996
    @COD4SNiiPERx1996 9 років тому +377

    Your trying to be shit at sweep picking is still better than me

    • @agentbuckwall2806
      @agentbuckwall2806 9 років тому +36

      +Steven Travers You made me realize that it's the same for me and now I'm sad

    • @SamC_182
      @SamC_182 9 років тому

      +Darude - Sandstorm right?

    • @VOYAGEUR-YT
      @VOYAGEUR-YT 9 років тому

      +Steven Travers
      I thought it actually sounded alright

  • @MrStone577
    @MrStone577 5 років тому +45

    That ultimate guitar part felt like a personal attack

  • @elmanus9873
    @elmanus9873 7 років тому +384

    You forgot to say "I use my strap low because thats confurtuble to me , its not to look cool"

    • @croc3862
      @croc3862 6 років тому +2

      I have it where the guitar is right above my waist usually

    • @TheoPhile333
      @TheoPhile333 6 років тому +4

      Nice. Unfortunately, a lot of "pros" are also still using that line.

    • @rubberband9570
      @rubberband9570 6 років тому +5

      For me it’s easier on my picking hand having it lower and easier on my fretting hand having it higher. I just find a balance that works

    • @shanecasey2604
      @shanecasey2604 6 років тому

      My uncle said I had my strap too short earlier so he put it as long as possible.

    • @dragonheadholden
      @dragonheadholden 6 років тому

      i wear mine low and cause when i first started i thought it looked cooler haha and no i just dont wanna change it

  • @CodyKing
    @CodyKing 9 років тому +275

    So basically don't tell anyone you play guitar for 10 years until you are decent.

    • @rakawa7093
      @rakawa7093 9 років тому +42

      Yes.

    • @Franz.
      @Franz. 9 років тому +47

      yeah I know this guy who specializes in metal, typical "people who cant play metal are pussies" and "if it aint metal its weak as fuck" kind of guy, real prick

    • @josephbrandenburg4373
      @josephbrandenburg4373 9 років тому +5

      +xX_Gabe_Xx being a pretty dedicated metalhead myself, I can tell you it's not good to limit your abilities as a guitarist to just one genre. That being said, the only guitar I have has such heavy strings I can't actually play anything in standard tuning, unless I want to break my bridge. Dilemma!

    • @SYLFan2008
      @SYLFan2008 9 років тому

      +Joseph Brandenburg : How heavy? And what tunings do you play in?

    • @josephbrandenburg4373
      @josephbrandenburg4373 9 років тому

      SYLFan2008 I use 12-54's right now, so I'm in drop Bb (for In Flames). I play drop C a lot, too. Occasionally I go down to A. I have a floating bridge so it gets screwed up when i put too much tension on it.

  • @michaelrobinson6059
    @michaelrobinson6059 8 років тому +207

    When I started, I was the most humble guy in the world. After two years, I'm the third.

    • @michaelsolis5682
      @michaelsolis5682 8 років тому

      Ha!

    • @SoulKiwi
      @SoulKiwi 8 років тому

      i dont get it ?

    • @JJ-ls6el
      @JJ-ls6el 8 років тому

      I dont fucking get it.

    • @lennardd.180
      @lennardd.180 8 років тому

      Michael Robinson belive me, it wont get better, after 11years i am number 5

    • @elspookso8414
      @elspookso8414 7 років тому +1

      "I don't get it" lmao...

  • @fhpurcell5364
    @fhpurcell5364 4 роки тому +51

    When I started to learn to play guitar my dad explained to me what a barre chord was and I tried it and it worked and I was really excited like, “and I can do this EVERYWHERE? So I can play like EVERY CHORD?!!!” and felt like that’s an epiphany lmao

  • @HamsterWheelGaming
    @HamsterWheelGaming 8 років тому +604

    "BCRich guitars are so sick!"
    *Looks at his BCRich Warlock*
    fuck

    • @shadow475265
      @shadow475265 8 років тому +3

      Hamsterwheel same 😂

    • @telatomodosh7410
      @telatomodosh7410 8 років тому +5

      there it goees

    • @cameronjustis3836
      @cameronjustis3836 8 років тому +9

      im looking at buying one..... crap but i dont care

    • @gibsoadstudios648
      @gibsoadstudios648 8 років тому +24

      They look cool but they are cheaply made and come with garbage pickups

    • @batshithulahoop4388
      @batshithulahoop4388 7 років тому +19

      when i was a beginner i liked Bc rich so much for their cool design but in the end i bought a Razorback Dean
      now i just want to buy a simple looking ibanez :P
      being a kid was nice

  • @waffle2674
    @waffle2674 7 років тому +248

    *"* When can I learn *Master Of Puppets "*

  • @themightymcb7310
    @themightymcb7310 9 років тому +189

    Laugh all you want guys, because we all know that this was true for every one of us, even if only for a very small period of time.
    I bought my first guitar based on looks alone. It was a B.C. Rich Mockingbird. Knew less than nothing about the guitar as an instrument, or else I'd have bought an Ibanez or Charvel for the same price instead. My amp is a shitty Acoustic solid state 10 watt combo with an 8 inch speaker. The thing cant even handle a note lower than C#.
    Ever since I figured out what they were, i wanted a set EMG 81/85s and a BOSS Metal Zone. Thank god I never followed through. I scooped the mids to oblivion and turned the treble and bass up to 11. Cranked the gain up as high as it could go. Thought I sounded amazing. I had no idea.
    Tube amps had too many settings for me, was too afraid to try them out. First time I ever plugged into one, i had it on standby and thought it wasnt plugged in to the cab correctly.
    Spent most of my days learning easy Metallica and Black Sabbath riffs, usually playing them in the wrong tunings (Sad But True in E Standard anybody?).
    Once even tried to write an original riff with a buddy of mine. It was a total pile of shit, loaded with mindless chugging and random pick scrapes.
    Fast forward to now, almost a year later. I still have that B.C. Rich Mockingbird and that Acoustic amp. Gotten better through practice, but its been hard with school and college shit etc. I can just barely gallop, and my alternate picking is pitiful. Been practicing it as often as possible to build up my right/left hand coordination, but it is really hard, especially after almost a year of almost exclusively downpicking.
    Looking forward, I hope to sell the B.C. Rich and solid state in favor of some sort of mid-range guitar, likely an Ibanez RG or something similar, and either an Orange Micro Dark Terror or BIAS FX by Positive Grid for my laptop.
    Guitar is a learning experience for me. Every day, theres something new to be learned, something to be practiced. I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

    • @frostystoneltd3770
      @frostystoneltd3770 9 років тому

      +Jake McB I still buy my bass, purely on how it looks lol

    • @STOPPEDINCOLORADO
      @STOPPEDINCOLORADO 9 років тому

      You pretty much just described my situation right now. Difference between you and me is that a year later I at least know how to alternate.

    • @themightymcb7310
      @themightymcb7310 9 років тому

      machinimamarlon For some reason, it's really difficult for me to sync my right and left hands when I alternate pick. I can play slower stuff just fine, but when it comes to playing bands like Lamb of God or Megadeth, its too fast and my left hand gets held up somewhere along the way

    • @STOPPEDINCOLORADO
      @STOPPEDINCOLORADO 9 років тому

      Jake McB I'm pretty sure everyone has that problem. I think what makes them get past it is just how you deal with it.
      What I did was start from square one. I kept playing the chromatic scale while alternating. First I was focused on just doing it. Then after a while it became "how fast can I do it?"
      Also, something a lot of people tend to overlook (including myself) is the way you hold the pick. When you alternate, you wanna kind of tilt your pick so it cuts through the string. I didn't notice how much this helped until a friend of mine pointed it out.

    • @themightymcb7310
      @themightymcb7310 9 років тому

      machinimamarlon Yeah i found that angling tip on a Ben Eller video about sweep picking. It really does help a ton. I just need to learn/run some modes and scales to practice, like you said. Been doing that 1234 run on each string, then switching it to 1243 after a while

  • @ronnieDshman18
    @ronnieDshman18 5 років тому +45

    I remember being too shy to say any of this as a beginner

  • @SloppySnek
    @SloppySnek 10 років тому +315

    Where's the out-of-tune Sweet Child of Mine cover?

    • @Mrweirdomanable
      @Mrweirdomanable 10 років тому +35

      THIS

    • @mmdafiq
      @mmdafiq 9 років тому +1

      lollllllllll

    • @algrayguitar
      @algrayguitar 9 років тому +9

      And Wonderwall!

    • @MrMyKamilsz
      @MrMyKamilsz 9 років тому +1

      Well, when I was an begginers I actually was smart enough to play it on 11th fret instead lf 12th :p

    • @capiseric
      @capiseric 9 років тому

      Go watch Rob Chapman's demo of the Fender Starcaster. It's there.

  • @allisond1119
    @allisond1119 8 років тому +547

    Most guitarists thought they were the best when they started but I think I suck lol

    • @akuababez
      @akuababez 8 років тому

      Rocky Productions lool me too

    • @JohnSheehan72
      @JohnSheehan72 8 років тому +4

      Just keep at it - even if you can only put 20 or 30 minutes in a day, just try and practice every day. While there are many good videos online, sometimes having a guitar teacher is great for keeping you focused and also being able to fine tune your practices based on your strengths and weaknesses. Nobody picked up a guitar and was instantly good - but I believe just about anyone can become good. It's a lifelong passion - and I truly think the more people who play music - the better.

    • @akuababez
      @akuababez 8 років тому +3

      John Sheehan k but ive played since I was 2 and my current teacher is amazing but I still think I suckkk

    • @akuababez
      @akuababez 8 років тому

      Arthur Motoyama its pretty much with every instrument haha

    • @deimos7472
      @deimos7472 8 років тому +8

      ChelleMentu lol the best students are the ones that still think they suck.. they learn more.. keep it up! 😆

  • @andrewcharles6197
    @andrewcharles6197 8 років тому +123

    Been playing for 12 years and still don't read sheet music, not once in my life have I been asked to play something off of sheet music lol

    • @effkanurr
      @effkanurr 8 років тому +1

      i used to play piano so it wasn't that hard for me to learn

    • @Watermelon_Man
      @Watermelon_Man 8 років тому +14

      Apologen it's less the sheet music but more getting to know the mechanics of scales, keys, and chords. Some people don't need it but it can be a huge help to others.

  • @braydenstockman467
    @braydenstockman467 4 роки тому +27

    Jared: *makes fun of line 6*
    Also Jared: *has two line 6 cabs and a line 6 head*

  • @exuberantraptor7422
    @exuberantraptor7422 8 років тому +152

    "I don't know what this chord is called, but I love the sound of it."
    That's so me

    • @dirtguy8092
      @dirtguy8092 7 років тому +1

      Jason Anon Totally me when I'm writing a song and I just put my fingers anywhere

  • @thehungrybarbarian7138
    @thehungrybarbarian7138 9 років тому +346

    Ive been playing guitar for 6-7 years now and half of this applies to me XD

    • @Cacklez456
      @Cacklez456 9 років тому

      Me too dude haha

    • @GuitarDood32
      @GuitarDood32 9 років тому

      +TheHungryBarbarian me too :(

    • @joeandeli2248
      @joeandeli2248 9 років тому

      +TheHungryBarbarian same

    • @SharkyRMCA
      @SharkyRMCA 9 років тому +4

      +TheHungryBarbarian Lot of the older folks are agreeing with the video xD As for me, I still can't tap solo after 9 years of playing guitar...but I sure can do a very mean rhythm and bass guitar. Even other kinds of lead solos. Depends on the song. ...also, being just a cover musician does limit me, but it also opened up many more horizons than trying to do new songs (though I did manage to come up with a few ideas here and there). All I know is, my students don't mind me not being the COMPLETE master or even near a master of music as I am continuously still learning techniques and such

    • @skok58
      @skok58 9 років тому +4

      +Jaye Warnes I think certain styles of playing are difficult for certain people - not everyone becomes a math genius, either, right? I started playing around 1979 and I know hardly any scales, maybe one mode, can't pick very well (at all?) and am not the greatest rhythm player, but somehow I've managed to open shows for Anthrax, Megadeth, Testament, Forbidden, Possessed and Death Angel (among others) in one band and The Outlaws, Foghat and Molly Hatchet in another. "There's more than one way to skin a cat. . ."

  • @OrionUbe
    @OrionUbe 6 років тому +1164

    Wait did he diss ultimateguitar.com

    • @tyronewright5388
      @tyronewright5388 6 років тому +39

      Lol tagged them and everything😱😭😂😂😂

    • @rathiprasad9128
      @rathiprasad9128 6 років тому +1

      Hi

    • @doomzy8622
      @doomzy8622 6 років тому +44

      no he gave them a shoutout

    • @notLL5
      @notLL5 6 років тому +12

      Tyrone Wright ew overused emojis

    • @asheryusto8902
      @asheryusto8902 6 років тому +11

      Ultimate guitar never works for me it's chords are never right ://

  • @Sinnbad21
    @Sinnbad21 4 роки тому +37

    “My fingers aren’t long enough”

  • @Ives1776
    @Ives1776 7 років тому +345

    The "I don't need to learn sheet music" was literally me for like 2 days.

    • @bakedcrystal915
      @bakedcrystal915 7 років тому +84

      Это Алан that's me for 5 years

    • @Ives1776
      @Ives1776 7 років тому +9

      Damn dude, that had to suck.

    • @foresthillwolf7998
      @foresthillwolf7998 7 років тому +37

      Это Алан I've played for 6 months, and I read tabs. Honestly, I didn't even know there was sheet music. I'm self taught, so i has no clue about half the things he said... I'm getting better

    • @Dominik-fc6hy
      @Dominik-fc6hy 7 років тому +19

      5 years in, I still can't. Should I learn it?

    • @tuckerbrunson4110
      @tuckerbrunson4110 7 років тому +32

      I took piano classes when I was younger and have a deep hatred for sheets music

  • @gabeplaysgames5774
    @gabeplaysgames5774 8 років тому +702

    I feel bad because this is pretty much me...

    • @kiralovesapples1510
      @kiralovesapples1510 8 років тому +2

      me too...tbfh

    • @solarreturn7673
      @solarreturn7673 8 років тому +14

      the knobs are missing but its looks grungy, lol me af

    • @solarreturn7673
      @solarreturn7673 8 років тому

      Freako Gaming I wish i was but idfk where to get the stickers so i just put a bunch of tape on it

    • @patthetwat6963
      @patthetwat6963 8 років тому +3

      GabePlaysGames same

    • @wickedbabushka3475
      @wickedbabushka3475 7 років тому +7

      Dont feel bad,everyone once was a beginner

  • @BlueArpeggio.PoDoDan
    @BlueArpeggio.PoDoDan 8 років тому +280

    "I'm getting good at sweep picking though"
    Me as hell

    • @AstonWirz
      @AstonWirz 7 років тому +3

      lol me too!! what the fuck hahaha

  • @atreeeus
    @atreeeus 5 років тому +37

    I just realized this is not jareds channel

  • @awilliams8637
    @awilliams8637 6 років тому +1067

    This made me feel really low as a beginner and I thought at the end of this there was gonna be a "hey! In all seriousness if you're a beginner just remember to keep at it and one day you'll look back and laugh at those things. Don't give up guys!" But naaaaahhh instead I feel like shit lmao.

    • @survivalistgaming6988
      @survivalistgaming6988 6 років тому +111

      We all start somewhere. Keep at it

    • @zacgreen5581
      @zacgreen5581 6 років тому +9

      Same bro

    • @benmullins2443
      @benmullins2443 6 років тому +50

      You just have to be able to take it as a joke and laugh along with it man. Everybody starts somewhere. Just keep at it everyday

    • @stephenrochester6309
      @stephenrochester6309 5 років тому +11

      lefwanda 305 bro just keep practicing every day and this will be a distant memory. This kind of video is more for experienced guitarists to look back and laugh at because we were all there once :)

    • @Untoldanimations
      @Untoldanimations 5 років тому +25

      If one joke video is all it takes to make you sad then you really need to consider how invested you are in the first place

  • @zach11590
    @zach11590 8 років тому +1338

    Ha u know what things advanced guitarists do that are annoying.... make fun of beginner guitarists for not knowing any better

    • @xsra7903
      @xsra7903 8 років тому +6

      true

    • @scribtoon7146
      @scribtoon7146 8 років тому +75

      true. some beginers might not know this was a joke.

    • @Chemtekmain
      @Chemtekmain 8 років тому +55

      if your an old guy you should know to respect people.

    • @Chemtekmain
      @Chemtekmain 8 років тому +15

      i get the feeling that you're a younger fella

    • @Chemtekmain
      @Chemtekmain 8 років тому +3

      i'm a straight a student, if that's what you mean

  • @thewonderfulMRnoob
    @thewonderfulMRnoob 10 років тому +696

    I like that you only down-picked for this. Subtle.

    • @ClikcerProductions
      @ClikcerProductions 10 років тому +25

      At one point he sweeped

    • @Joe.Howard11
      @Joe.Howard11 10 років тому +67

      Tell that to James Hetfield

    • @inkusaido
      @inkusaido 10 років тому

      ***** The dynamics are interesting, Jack White up-picks by default, it kinda makes part of its sound.

    • @TheZooropaBaby
      @TheZooropaBaby 10 років тому

      I can only down-pick, that is still a terrible stuff

    • @SpecialNeedsMuffin
      @SpecialNeedsMuffin 10 років тому +3

      And he only used his index finger to play the chords

  • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
    @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 3 роки тому +11

    My desire to learn to play comes from 2 things.
    1) the feeling of doing something that is essentially the core of most modern day music is something I can only imagine. But I feel its best summed up in one feeling. Ecstasy...
    2) Witnessing the looks on people's face when they look on in awe. Watching people I know playing guitar live and being good at it puts a smile on my face a mile long. I'd love to be able to give someone who I know that sensation and sense of awe.

  • @AkahriPlays
    @AkahriPlays 9 років тому +343

    Where's "Hey, can I borrow a pick?"

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 9 років тому +7

      My friend in Guitar class ALWAYS FUCKING SAYS THAT.

    • @autumn_of_thought
      @autumn_of_thought 9 років тому +3

      Akahri Yup, that's me.

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen 9 років тому +8

      +Akahri Thats not just limited to beginners though :p

    • @AkahriPlays
      @AkahriPlays 9 років тому +2

      Tcrumpen If I could +1 over and over for accuracy I would

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen 9 років тому +1

      Akahri
      Have a +1 from me :p

  • @alyssahyslop3241
    @alyssahyslop3241 7 років тому +300

    Wanna hear a funny thing? I didn't start playing guitar for me. I started playing for others. Everyone had a talent at my school. I can draw decently, I can sing decently, but it seemed everyone else could do it better. So in order to one up the one uppers, I joined band. After a year or so, flute wasn't really cutting it for me (although I still play today. You can never give up an instrument completely) because who could impress someone with a flute? I wanted to master a common instrument, and since I was so into indie rock at the time, I picked up guitar. I expected that I was going to probably quit, but in my guitar class, I was excelling. Very quickly I should add. Something that was unlikely for me, because I usually don't do better than others. I ended up being separated from my group a quarter of the way through my semester class and started learning some new stuff. Not the boring old chords the other kids were struggling with. I was taught licks, scales, and hell! The first song I ever learned was Enter Sandman, after I strengthened my fingers up a bit and got down my scales. Guitar became more about me, rather than my peers. I started to play for me. And although it feels fucking amazing to shred an awesome guitar solo, it feels even better to know that I did this. I practiced and slaved over a song for a good month and shredded it down to every note, just for myself. Playing guitar is amazing. And with playing guitar, you started to define your music identity. Two years ago, it'd be only Manchester Orchestra, the indie stuff. But guitar opened me up to a lot of old rock, the only thing I'll listen to now, really. White snake, GNR, Motörhead. A lot more comes from playing guitar, rather than actually PLAYING guitar.
    (I know, this is long. And please do not get discouraged about how I said I got separated. Every musician starts somewhere. Be proud of where you are in your experience.)

    • @Str1king_c0bra
      @Str1king_c0bra 7 років тому +6

      I picked up guitar but then someone called me bad because they are cocky douches do I learned how to unicycle instead my story isn't at intriguing as yours

    • @kingj0275
      @kingj0275 7 років тому +5

      Alyssa Hyslop
      I was 8 when I got my first guitar. I got super into Michael Jackson right after he died. And I found out that of all the people in the world, Eddie Van Halen played the solo for Beat It. I asked for it for my birthday, and got a black and white guitar from some company in NY called Brownsville. I was enrolled in lessons, but I was told my hands were too small. So my dumbass shelved it away for about 6 long years. After middle school, I started listening to bands like A7X, MCR, Manic Street Preachers, the Cribs, and people like Hendrix, SRV, and John Mayer. And decided to learn again. Best decision I've made in my young life, because I don't know what I would rather do. But the thing that annoys me is that being Mexican-American and playing guitar is the absolute worst. Everyone calls me Elvis because of my hair and they call me Ritchie Valens because I'm hispanic and they've all seen or heard La Bamba. I don't really have a problem with that, but they expect me to know every single song by them, and it pisses me off. Because I'm (still) learning to become my own player, not to be a copycat. I'm about to turn 16 and I don't plan on stopping, my guitars are my many mistresses. I love all 5 of them.

    • @radiated117
      @radiated117 7 років тому +1

      KingJ 02 I'm currently in that situation of being called ritchie valens. Except I learned la bamba cause I liked the song.

    • @kingj0275
      @kingj0275 7 років тому

      Wild Cat Well I won't lie, I like it too, but I learned it for my uncle's bday. I also forgot to mention that the very first song I learned how to play was sleepwalk. The song at the end when Bob yells "RITCHIE!" and I never knew until I saw the movie. That's were everyone calling me Ritchie all started.

    • @tazaycharla3426
      @tazaycharla3426 7 років тому +1

      I were never been interested to learn guitar like, to play Van Halen or anything more than just fooling around, but in my Music class the opportunity to play the bass in a prom performance (Between half and half of the diploma ceremony) and got interested in the instrument. Not because of the song, that was a piece of shit generic pop love song, but I just got into the bass guitar. Flash forward to June 4th. I go to Madrid (I'm from Tenerife) for the GNR concert and the performance that Duff Mckagan gave just seemed to inadvertedly flip a switch in my brain: I wanted to play bass. The performance thing happened, but I guess the bass was considered not necessary (Though they got a backup singer at the last minute who couldn't harmonize for shit) and it was discarded. Still, my interest in it was high and at the very end of July I got my bass, a Squier Affinity J Bass. Now, at nearly 16 years old, I've learned so much in these couple months mostly from playing Cliff Burton stuff (Not quite polished anything yet, but I've still improved a great deal for not having any teachers but me) and it's such a fun instrument to play. Just wish I had more time to sit down and play.

  • @doodoostickstain
    @doodoostickstain 8 років тому +129

    "i don't know what this chord is but i love the sound of it" :D haha i used to do that all the time

  • @riley_3153
    @riley_3153 4 роки тому +19

    "it's half step down? never mind I'll find a different song"
    "there's a bar chord in this one too? never mind I'll find a different song"
    "muting the top string thingy doesn't even make a difference so I just wont worry about that"
    *how to play Bm easy way google search*
    *what is a power chord google search*
    Did I miss anything?

    • @edfaellara109
      @edfaellara109 4 роки тому +4

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s googled easy way to play Bm

  • @gopro2027
    @gopro2027 8 років тому +363

    Sounds like me except I started playing 8 years ago... RIP

  • @Techoftomorrow
    @Techoftomorrow 8 років тому +1587

    I am the drop D Guy, LOL

    • @gl1zzy999
      @gl1zzy999 8 років тому +25

      Tech of Tomorrow Hey it's cool seeing a youtuber I watch in the comments of a video

    • @booptheshnoop8152
      @booptheshnoop8152 7 років тому +2

      I'm currently wearing a pair of headphones that I bought because of your headphones under 50 bucks lol.

    • @anakinvader9120
      @anakinvader9120 7 років тому

      Sammeee lol

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 7 років тому +4

      I do drop C

    • @noname-bu1ux
      @noname-bu1ux 7 років тому

      It hurts. Me too. But like...country, blues and metal are easier that way.

  • @Vatschi
    @Vatschi 7 років тому +394

    "I can't really play Barré chords, but you don't need them to play most songs anyway."

    • @sandrifallsanders4878
      @sandrifallsanders4878 7 років тому +10

      Try to play rhcp lol

    • @jazz_xyx
      @jazz_xyx 7 років тому

      Me😂😂

    • @mariejohanna2166
      @mariejohanna2166 7 років тому

      Lool
      So true. Many of my friends started learning the guitar lately an they literraly all say that. XD

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo 7 років тому

      try playing Ramones

    • @Mr_RedundantGuy
      @Mr_RedundantGuy 7 років тому +1

      I have lots of trouble with them. I'm trying, though. I'm trying hard.

  • @angus9165
    @angus9165 4 роки тому +46

    Even when Jared’s trying to be bad at sweeping, he’s still better than me

  • @fuckedyfuck2374
    @fuckedyfuck2374 7 років тому +392

    "I mean it sounds better live"

  • @peepy369
    @peepy369 7 років тому +541

    a lot of this video resonates with me as a beginner
    but you know where i felt personally attacked?
    **flicks pickup selector switch up and down and up and down and up and...**

    • @loxllollxol
      @loxllollxol 6 років тому +6

      is personally attacked a new meme or something?

    • @mdelucia28
      @mdelucia28 6 років тому +20

      crystallene I’m currently learning, I’m getting lessons from a friend. 3rd one is tomorrow, I was gonna show him Smoke On The Water :(
      I also use Ultimate Guitar Tabs, and am trying to learn Crazy Train. If you thought you felt attacked by one, imagine 3 in 10 seconds

    • @orisoffer1728
      @orisoffer1728 6 років тому +12

      @@mdelucia28 can totally relate, even tho i have been playing for two years. It just seems unfair to mock people for trying to learn, its like mocking someone fat at the gym

    • @RickyD.03
      @RickyD.03 6 років тому +5

      I’ve been playing for a few years and will admit that I still will play with the pickup selector when no one is looking.

    • @lord_gillespie
      @lord_gillespie 6 років тому +3

      Wait till you've been doing this 30+ years. You'll literally cringe seeing yourself in this character 😂

  • @Jacob538
    @Jacob538 6 років тому +178

    The only thing I said when I first started playing guitar was “SHIT my fingers hurt sm.”

    • @Ole_Rasmussen
      @Ole_Rasmussen 5 років тому

      Haha yeah, I recently had my first proper guitar session in 6 years, got a blister.

    • @mattladg
      @mattladg 5 років тому +1

      69likes hahahaahahaha.
      Also in drums, when you play for 2h straigjt, generally you finish with huge blisters on your thumbs XD

  • @tylerlacroix615
    @tylerlacroix615 5 років тому +112

    *"I'm in this video, and I don't like it"*

  • @Claudia-qv4fo
    @Claudia-qv4fo 8 років тому +40

    Omg "I just want to put stickers all over my guitar" I died.

  • @drummerboygavin9407
    @drummerboygavin9407 8 років тому +98

    My bands called sphincter in the sun,and our hit single is stairway too bungus

    • @felixdenrde8906
      @felixdenrde8906 8 років тому +4

      Fun fact 9/11: No one gives a fuck

    • @austonparke9597
      @austonparke9597 8 років тому +18

      fun fact 10/11: it was a joke☻

    • @beefmomma
      @beefmomma 8 років тому

      Drummer boy Gavin love it

  • @joelwallace9221
    @joelwallace9221 6 років тому +254

    Something tells you said all these once Jared?

  • @skiesburngrey
    @skiesburngrey 5 років тому +79

    Been playing 20+ years and have no care to learn sheet music lol

    • @bipsmuan876
      @bipsmuan876 4 роки тому

      But can u know chords by listening to any pop musics bro?

    • @TheCrimsonIdol987
      @TheCrimsonIdol987 4 роки тому +1

      Been playing 21 years and reading sheet music isn't hard.

    • @doki3533
      @doki3533 3 роки тому

      @@bipsmuan876 yeh

  • @bunz4814
    @bunz4814 9 років тому +418

    " I can play seven nation army, and smells like teen spirit, so I'm basically a pro" " I like nirvana" ( only knows smells like teen spirit )

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 років тому +18

      +Vinnie Sepulveda One shall never call oneself a fan of Nirvana without having listened to Bleach.
      -God or something

    • @TheZooropaBaby
      @TheZooropaBaby 9 років тому +1

      +Vinnie Sepulveda they're too stupid to know that actually riff from School is far easier than songs you mentioned.

    • @aidananderson3918
      @aidananderson3918 9 років тому +11

      +TheZooropaBaby One time I stayed up all night listening to Bleach and at like 6am I decided to play some guitar. I wrote a riff that I thought was really cool. The next day I pick up my guitar and play and I realised I had just been playing the intro to School.

    • @henryfisher9948
      @henryfisher9948 9 років тому +1

      Fucking lord of guitar of guitar playing. Next, for your super hardcoreness, you need to learn some djent XD

    • @mike06250
      @mike06250 9 років тому +4

      +aidan anderson Always happens to me. Im a huge nirvana fan and I make up a riff then im like "shit, this sounds familiar"

  • @dragonslayerking818
    @dragonslayerking818 7 років тому +315

    “I mean it sounds better live”

  • @irisgrey7484
    @irisgrey7484 7 років тому +600

    i've been playing guitar for almost a year and i still fuck up all the damn time. i can't wait until the year 3000 when i become actually decent

    • @connyy160
      @connyy160 7 років тому +6

      iris grey belive it or not I play for six years now and I'm not the best (Never will be the best)....

    • @rafaelmocochinskifreitas9016
      @rafaelmocochinskifreitas9016 7 років тому +17

      I've been playing for six years and I still fuck up

    • @deanguitars15
      @deanguitars15 7 років тому +8

      I've been playing (not often enough) for 10 years and I still have a lot to learn.

    • @jacksonrey3826
      @jacksonrey3826 7 років тому +3

      iris grey thats when Futurama will begin

    • @jamessmith84240
      @jamessmith84240 7 років тому +3

      20 years here... Still fuck things up sometimes XD

  • @DJWamWam
    @DJWamWam 4 роки тому +40

    I remember watching this as a beginner and not being able to answer any of the beginner questions he was asking. Now I’ve been playing for 6 years and can answer every single one. Literally everything he asked in the video is stuff you learn as you keep playing 😂

  • @normanjeans2798
    @normanjeans2798 7 років тому +171

    i feel so called out right now

  • @rljeric
    @rljeric 9 років тому +263

    ...where else am I supposed to get tabs?

    • @Snandra66
      @Snandra66 9 років тому +2

      +Littlejohn133 Bigbasstabs?

    • @alexmelton2001
      @alexmelton2001 9 років тому +63

      By ear 😭😂

    • @SlipknotMickk
      @SlipknotMickk 9 років тому +60

      +Littlejohn133 songsterr

    • @Dufresne117
      @Dufresne117 9 років тому +4

      +Littlejohn133 don't use tabs, learn to read music

    • @rljeric
      @rljeric 9 років тому +30

      George Dufresne That doesn't help any.

  • @BassMan62896
    @BassMan62896 8 років тому +33

    "I picked up the bass, because 4 strings is much easier than 6."

  • @jayalaniz80
    @jayalaniz80 2 роки тому +10

    The BC Rich line was a personal attack. I’m a beginner with 3 of them 😩 but in my defense they’re the epitome of 80s & 90s metal. 🤘🏽🤘🏽

    • @Vkiller711
      @Vkiller711 Рік тому +1

      Same 😂 got a beautiful warbeast

  • @maryp9923
    @maryp9923 6 років тому +32

    I’ve literally never said any of these except for “I feel like I’m getting better” whenever I understand something new

  • @DeadCynic
    @DeadCynic 7 років тому +735

    It's kinda gnarly watching a pro try to play not so good, heh

    • @1D991
      @1D991 7 років тому +34

      DeadCynic You can almost feel him struggling to play so poorly~

    • @cdreid99999
      @cdreid99999 7 років тому +9

      no worries he plays djent so he works hard to play badly on a regular basis... (IM KIDDING people calm down). Seriously if you watch him just wail on the guitar he's stunningly good

    • @jamesb.9472
      @jamesb.9472 7 років тому +4

      he's a pro?

  • @ellemcroberts6793
    @ellemcroberts6793 8 років тому +82

    The comment about Ultimate-Guitar hit me like a truck 😭

  • @Boris_Oger
    @Boris_Oger 5 років тому +8

    I have been playing 9 years and i still get all my tab from ultimate guitar