You should have had the lobster size scale off of the enemy it was replacing. So rats would be tiny lobsters and the fire giant would be a mega lobster
skum's mod didn't offer him the ability to resize models but there is a way to do this. i'm not sure if it would work very well at all and it'd take me more time than I deserve but there's a way
Not many things make me audibly laugh, but seeing every npc say they either need you to do something important or say they went through some trouble for an item they are giving you, and it being like 200 runes made me cry i was laughing so much.
with how it gets laggy as soon as there's a bunch of lobsters,imagine getting in moghwyn palace,where there's all the zombies....the number of zombies there is the most crowded place in the game,it would surely make any computer explode like as if the computer drank the wondrous physick with both of the fissured tears
Elden Ring has so many enemies that are straight up not fun to fight. Rune Bears, Revenants, Caelid Crows, Pages, the giant crabs, and the double sword knights would also make challenging runs 😂
I'm pretty sure it's 1500 meters,which would be about 1,5 kilometers. If it would be 1500 kilometers the range would be couple times larger than the map. Dunno how many miles it is.
12:22 I’ve never laughed out loud to a Skum video before, but oh wow this got me. I don’t know if it’s how the lobster looks like it’s maneuvering and utilizing the ballista or just the way it moves but god damn.
I would like to formally thank skumnut for singing me a lullaby at 2am in one of the streams when I was restless and needed assistance falling asleep It’s a shame he didn’t put himself singing twinkle twinkle little star in the video
I really appreciated the items showcase you did Skumy. It makes enjoying the video easier. Also I was there for the stream but I still like watching your recap!
Skumnut cut it out of the vid but while he was live streaming the game, Melina crawled out of the screen itself and squirted all over Skum with her 5 pet lobsters
Fun Fact: lobsters pee out of their eyes. They aim and can indeed squirt during mating and physical confrontations with other lobsters/animals, as a form of communication and defense. Or in Elden Ring's case: to piss on us and piss us off
I think a cool/fun/difficult challenge would be to play the game like a top down style meaning you have to have the camera pointed down at.aĺl times, plus no lock on
Saw the short. Didn't expect them to be so...*HUGE!* Definitely in need of a lot of cooking time. If you can survive long enough to add them to the seafood menu. God...those things look quite *MERCILESS.*
There was a ad on this vid and the guy tried to say a “ titanium non stick pan “ is the best innovation of all time. Okay buddy tell me you made the pan without saying it
I hope they add a spell that allows the player to utilize the crayfishes' spit ability in the DLC. Being able to spit on other players in PvP seems oddly appropriate for a Souls game.
Would love to see a "can I beat elden ring while brown logs are sliding down my throte?". Feel like godskin duo would be hard while the funky fumes fill the room
Yeah the lobsters suck, but honestly the enemy that has always and will forever piss me off the most are the “dogs”, and that goes for all the fromsoft games, not just ER.
Brother these are Crayfish. Crayfish inhabit freshwater and have brown / green colors. The wiki also classifies them as crayfish, not lobster. Lobster are more grey with blue/purple tints and inhabit salt water regions.
Skumnut being a Florida man just adds to the lore. Also his sandcastle being violated by a real life Larry the Lobster is crazy.
@iPlayEldenRingDailydont know but at least no one is doing the “[number of likes] and no replies?” bullshit
It is said that after this video was release, Red Lobster's stock increased by 400% and Skumnut got a sponsorship of unlimited lobster squirt juice
its true this really did happen
@@Skumnutdo you drink it like water
@@RowletRissotomore importantly does it taste like lobster bisque
That’s a steal
bro think he soundsmith
32:19 me when I work at a zoo and am surprised to find a new aquatic creature exhibit
You should have had the lobster size scale off of the enemy it was replacing. So rats would be tiny lobsters and the fire giant would be a mega lobster
skum's mod didn't offer him the ability to resize models but there is a way to do this. i'm not sure if it would work very well at all and it'd take me more time than I deserve but there's a way
Watch till the end for a surprise
Try fingers but whole
What happens if I skip to the end for the surprise
@@Gintaman_is_betterthen no goddamn surprise for you
Hey you actually went and got some lobster. You deserve it after this run.
Another Day, another 18+ title with even better 18+ commentary. Man I love you cumnut
I loved when skum said “its time get squirted on” and then got squirted on all over the place
The squirt has significantly more range than their aggro range, so as long as they are aggroed to you, their squirt can hit you
I went and looked, that is bonkers that the devs created that ability.
Kenneth getting absolutely mauled by lobsters while repeatedly saying HELLO??? is easily one of the funniest things I’ve seen in the game
Not many things make me audibly laugh, but seeing every npc say they either need you to do something important or say they went through some trouble for an item they are giving you, and it being like 200 runes made me cry i was laughing so much.
with how it gets laggy as soon as there's a bunch of lobsters,imagine getting in moghwyn palace,where there's all the zombies....the number of zombies there is the most crowded place in the game,it would surely make any computer explode like as if the computer drank the wondrous physick with both of the fissured tears
I love being subbed to Skumnut the Squirt God.
Elden Ring has so many enemies that are straight up not fun to fight. Rune Bears, Revenants, Caelid Crows, Pages, the giant crabs, and the double sword knights would also make challenging runs 😂
I found giant crabs kinda easy compared to those other ones, certainly leagues less annoying than lobsters
Distortion2 did a run like that but also with a couple bosses iirc. One of them of the best boss in the game, which is of course the fire giant.
I’m so glad you can guide them annoying Crows so they can get slaughtered by the abominable giant
"Bro if I had a lobster right now, like, with me right now... I would tear it in half" 😂😂
Fun fact : Zullie the witch measured the range of the lobster's Spit attack , and it's a whopping *1500 Kilometres*
Speak in american
I don't understand American but it's miles?
Anyways it's 930 miles
I'm pretty sure it's 1500 meters,which would be about 1,5 kilometers. If it would be 1500 kilometers the range would be couple times larger than the map.
Dunno how many miles it is.
No clue
0:51 the boys be listening to freesia from Guilty Gear very nice
Skum I want to thank you for being the reason why I got into guilty gear and soon grew an addiction to the soundtrack and the game
12:22 I’ve never laughed out loud to a Skum video before, but oh wow this got me. I don’t know if it’s how the lobster looks like it’s maneuvering and utilizing the ballista or just the way it moves but god damn.
I would like to formally thank skumnut for singing me a lullaby at 2am in one of the streams when I was restless and needed assistance falling asleep
It’s a shame he didn’t put himself singing twinkle twinkle little star in the video
Dammit I wish he did now, that sounds awesome
I have had the worst week of my life and this is the first thing that made me laugh out loud in months.
I enjoyed this journey thoroughly. Keep it up!
I really appreciated the items showcase you did Skumy. It makes enjoying the video easier. Also I was there for the stream but I still like watching your recap!
Legit one of the funnest runs I got to watch! So fun.
Skumnut cut it out of the vid but while he was live streaming the game, Melina crawled out of the screen itself and squirted all over Skum with her 5 pet lobsters
omg
Can confirm, I was one of the lobsters.
It should have been ME
@@moonrabbit2334fr fr
Should have done Frenzy Flame ending and burned all the lobsters
I love every single video this man posts make him a souls legend
Imagine dark souls 3 with every mobs changed to the crab. Imagine trying to fight Deacons of the Crabs.
What would be the difference from actual Dark souls 3? It's World of Crabs already.
This changes absolutely nothing for the Farron Keep swamp.
What about Ds3 but everything is a mimic that would make deacons so Bs
Your music taste is godly. Guilty Gear and COD Zombies Easter Egg songs. Never thought I'd see someone else with such exquisite taste
This down bad run series really making my week better
I love St. Trina's Torch. It's just like blowing your vape smoke in an infant's face!
Their squirt attack actually travels 4,900ft in game
Fun Fact: lobsters pee out of their eyes. They aim and can indeed squirt during mating and physical confrontations with other lobsters/animals, as a form of communication and defense. Or in Elden Ring's case: to piss on us and piss us off
I loved the run man! next time all bosses mimic tear might be cool?
Love the lobster manned crossbows, ballistas, and trebuchets
Skumnut is definitely top 3 best videogame streamers ive ever seen
9:19 the editors timing
Bro timed a advertisement
U made me rewatch the ad:(
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER
I think a cool/fun/difficult challenge would be to play the game like a top down style meaning you have to have the camera pointed down at.aĺl times, plus no lock on
And by fun I mean CBT
39:09 Classic Bukkake moment.
I haven't recovered from the maidens only run yet so this is gonna be a blast.
Saw the short. Didn't expect them to be so...*HUGE!*
Definitely in need of a lot of cooking time. If you can survive long enough to add them to the seafood menu.
God...those things look quite *MERCILESS.*
It's funny how they're actually crayfish and not a single person cares even a bit
Someone else finally noticed
Then why are the game files named giant lobster is that like a mistranslation
*craydaddy
Whenever he tries to get past a gang of lobsters its like a dangerous parkour course in the sense he dodging blades
Bro had a beef with lobsters 💀
Someone did a test and the squirt attack can reach across the entirety of Liurnia and probably some more
Zullie my beloved
There's already a fuckton of mobs to relplace with lobsters, idk why you doubled it.
The challenge runner urge to stack on a billion extra conditions and not mention them in the title
There was a ad on this vid and the guy tried to say a “ titanium non stick pan “ is the best innovation of all time. Okay buddy tell me you made the pan without saying it
Yo skum added some yugioh master duel songs to his OST, nice, that shit is fire.
Truly one in a krillion
Challenge idea: A mod that plays an angry Sam L Jackson quote every time you charge R2.
In real life, lobsters can actually squirt pee out of their faces as a form of communication.
54:31 "This is the most like lobster coordination I've ever seen" that made me laugh for maybe a whole ass minute, what an absurd thing to say.
I hope they add a spell that allows the player to utilize the crayfishes' spit ability in the DLC. Being able to spit on other players in PvP seems oddly appropriate for a Souls game.
You know, on my birthday a Florida man illegally imported over 200 lobsters and got arrested, look up 5th September florida man
16:21 this is such a hilarious animation I’ve never seen that before 🤣
Would love to see a "can I beat elden ring while brown logs are sliding down my throte?". Feel like godskin duo would be hard while the funky fumes fill the room
The perfect Ai doesnt exi…
Lobster is invading your world.
He almost became the joker a few times during these streams
I wonder if skum has the gaint hands that wear rings that can paralyze you planned at some point lol sounds like a horror show
"Its called unseen form how do you see me?" John cena in the mirror 😅
0:51 the boys be listening to Freesia from Guilty Gear very nice
Larry is taking the divorce quite well
"Why does the lobster have a crossbow?"
-Skum 2023
This was straight up hell I can tell by his reaction through this whole video
Nice video as always, cheers
Yeah the lobsters suck, but honestly the enemy that has always and will forever piss me off the most are the “dogs”, and that goes for all the fromsoft games, not just ER.
Skumnut that beginning story was glorious ty
Imagine you had to hunt for shiny lobsters instead of beetles
Wow, some of these lobsters have MOVES.
200 years of collective game design has brought us to the lobsters
i was leaving this in the background the lobster lore was NOT what i was expecting to hear
Need a run with everything being birds x4. XD
Imagine the opening saying “Sir Giant Lobster, The All Knnowing!”
Those things range their projectiles from caelid all the way to Liurnia
Ah, what a majestic run.
"nuclear squirt". "Manipulating time and space to dodge these squirts". 😂
Personally I deal with the lobsters by using school shooter strats
If Skum ever does a fan mail video, someone should mail him two lobsters
Ahh yes another good story from uncle Skumnut
59:15 yay the lobster review that I asked for first and SOMEONE used super chat to steal
3:39 the giraffe song poggies
Howdy Skum, been away for a while so I am OVERJOYED to see you play the challenge that I spammed in so many donos
Oops!… all lobsters
it's just skumnut being normal video..
Our boy is getting a mustache, Asia is growing so fast 😊
Missed the chance to make Gordon Ramsey instead of Mr.Crabs 😮💨
Gotta love the anti material lobster spam
someone that sunburnt tries to destroy your sandcastle, just give em a light slap where they're most red
Last weekend's lives totally helped me make it through a nasty pain wave, many thanks for the uplifting, absurdist entertianment.
Tell 'em to bring out the lobster!
The madness in this run, I cannot
"It's time I get revenge on the squirting guy!"
The eggs under her tail:
The tyranny of giant lobsters is over
.50 lobster round
That really was the search for the one piece
"Torrent is getting more backshots than piper perri" is WILDDD
Yet another run that could have been improved with some Pest Threads action
Albinauric piss really do hit different
Larry the Lobster has been very quiet after this dropped.
This is what I call an average day in Elden Ring.
I get triggered by just watching video with lobsters in it
Haha funy video skumnut, now get back in the basement and do Triple Royal Revenants
Lobster Squirt that can rival Cytheria
Brother these are Crayfish. Crayfish inhabit freshwater and have brown / green colors. The wiki also classifies them as crayfish, not lobster. Lobster are more grey with blue/purple tints and inhabit salt water regions.
This is how I imagine purgatory for anyone named Larry
You should do the same run but with revenants instead of lobsters 😂