Can I Beat Elden Ring While Being Squirted On?

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  • Опубліковано 5 жов 2024

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  • @nadlanod5897
    @nadlanod5897 Рік тому +1332

    Skumnut being a Florida man just adds to the lore. Also his sandcastle being violated by a real life Larry the Lobster is crazy.

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 8 місяців тому +15

      @iPlayEldenRingDailydont know but at least no one is doing the “[number of likes] and no replies?” bullshit

  • @InEx808
    @InEx808 Рік тому +814

    It is said that after this video was release, Red Lobster's stock increased by 400% and Skumnut got a sponsorship of unlimited lobster squirt juice

    • @Skumnut
      @Skumnut  Рік тому +221

      its true this really did happen

    • @RowletRissoto
      @RowletRissoto Рік тому +19

      @@Skumnutdo you drink it like water

    • @R3m1ly
      @R3m1ly Рік тому +19

      ​@@RowletRissotomore importantly does it taste like lobster bisque

    • @gigachadsam
      @gigachadsam Рік тому +3

      That’s a steal

    • @deergodrules
      @deergodrules 7 місяців тому +1

      bro think he soundsmith

  • @muppetman2914
    @muppetman2914 Місяць тому +10

    32:19 me when I work at a zoo and am surprised to find a new aquatic creature exhibit

  • @GayMiquella
    @GayMiquella Рік тому +360

    I loved when skum said “its time get squirted on” and then got squirted on all over the place

  • @ayebrosiah7888
    @ayebrosiah7888 5 місяців тому +40

    Kenneth getting absolutely mauled by lobsters while repeatedly saying HELLO??? is easily one of the funniest things I’ve seen in the game

  • @dah2437
    @dah2437 Рік тому +162

    You should have had the lobster size scale off of the enemy it was replacing. So rats would be tiny lobsters and the fire giant would be a mega lobster

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 9 місяців тому +35

      skum's mod didn't offer him the ability to resize models but there is a way to do this. i'm not sure if it would work very well at all and it'd take me more time than I deserve but there's a way

  • @Skumnut
    @Skumnut  Рік тому +222

    Watch till the end for a surprise

    • @GayMiquella
      @GayMiquella Рік тому +31

      Try fingers but whole

    • @Gintaman_is_better
      @Gintaman_is_better Рік тому +10

      What happens if I skip to the end for the surprise

    • @FarawayFragrance
      @FarawayFragrance Рік тому +37

      @@Gintaman_is_betterthen no goddamn surprise for you

    • @Ave_Imperator
      @Ave_Imperator Рік тому +22

      Hey you actually went and got some lobster. You deserve it after this run.

    • @TheHolyFlumpty
      @TheHolyFlumpty Рік тому +1

      Another Day, another 18+ title with even better 18+ commentary. Man I love you cumnut

  • @wendigotoes
    @wendigotoes Рік тому +163

    The squirt has significantly more range than their aggro range, so as long as they are aggroed to you, their squirt can hit you

    • @SNDN_LN
      @SNDN_LN 5 місяців тому +9

      I went and looked, that is bonkers that the devs created that ability.

  • @moka8601
    @moka8601 Рік тому +266

    Fun fact : Zullie the witch measured the range of the lobster's Spit attack , and it's a whopping *1500 Kilometres*

    • @GayMiquella
      @GayMiquella Рік тому +9

      Speak in american

    • @moka8601
      @moka8601 Рік тому +61

      I don't understand American but it's miles?
      Anyways it's 930 miles

    • @Kungniht
      @Kungniht Рік тому +81

      I'm pretty sure it's 1500 meters,which would be about 1,5 kilometers. If it would be 1500 kilometers the range would be couple times larger than the map.
      Dunno how many miles it is.

    • @moka8601
      @moka8601 Рік тому +2

      No clue

    • @BraveFrontierRemeberer
      @BraveFrontierRemeberer Рік тому +2

      0:51 the boys be listening to freesia from Guilty Gear very nice

  • @skrrrtsusman3450
    @skrrrtsusman3450 Рік тому +41

    Not many things make me audibly laugh, but seeing every npc say they either need you to do something important or say they went through some trouble for an item they are giving you, and it being like 200 runes made me cry i was laughing so much.

  • @corentinjourdan5739
    @corentinjourdan5739 Рік тому +39

    with how it gets laggy as soon as there's a bunch of lobsters,imagine getting in moghwyn palace,where there's all the zombies....the number of zombies there is the most crowded place in the game,it would surely make any computer explode like as if the computer drank the wondrous physick with both of the fissured tears

  • @marcov789
    @marcov789 Рік тому +20

    "Bro if I had a lobster right now, like, with me right now... I would tear it in half" 😂😂

  • @mercymakesmemoist8560
    @mercymakesmemoist8560 Рік тому +36

    I love being subbed to Skumnut the Squirt God.

  • @loganberkheimer1857
    @loganberkheimer1857 Рік тому +39

    Elden Ring has so many enemies that are straight up not fun to fight. Rune Bears, Revenants, Caelid Crows, Pages, the giant crabs, and the double sword knights would also make challenging runs 😂

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 9 місяців тому +12

      I found giant crabs kinda easy compared to those other ones, certainly leagues less annoying than lobsters

    • @theholyorb7530
      @theholyorb7530 9 місяців тому

      Distortion2 did a run like that but also with a couple bosses iirc. One of them of the best boss in the game, which is of course the fire giant.

    • @orenges7034
      @orenges7034 8 місяців тому

      I’m so glad you can guide them annoying Crows so they can get slaughtered by the abominable giant

  • @seargant_spud6383
    @seargant_spud6383 Рік тому +85

    I would like to formally thank skumnut for singing me a lullaby at 2am in one of the streams when I was restless and needed assistance falling asleep
    It’s a shame he didn’t put himself singing twinkle twinkle little star in the video

    • @daydreamfuel5781
      @daydreamfuel5781 5 місяців тому +5

      Dammit I wish he did now, that sounds awesome

  • @landonswafford782
    @landonswafford782 Рік тому +25

    Skumnut cut it out of the vid but while he was live streaming the game, Melina crawled out of the screen itself and squirted all over Skum with her 5 pet lobsters

  • @Nightmare-pj4fg
    @Nightmare-pj4fg Рік тому +5

    12:22 I’ve never laughed out loud to a Skum video before, but oh wow this got me. I don’t know if it’s how the lobster looks like it’s maneuvering and utilizing the ballista or just the way it moves but god damn.

  • @hypnotoad-dy1nq
    @hypnotoad-dy1nq Рік тому +9

    Skum I want to thank you for being the reason why I got into guilty gear and soon grew an addiction to the soundtrack and the game

  • @kfsfalnders
    @kfsfalnders Рік тому +78

    It's funny how they're actually crayfish and not a single person cares even a bit

    • @Noikl
      @Noikl 5 місяців тому +1

      Someone else finally noticed

    • @dreadlord1265
      @dreadlord1265 4 місяці тому +5

      Then why are the game files named giant lobster is that like a mistranslation

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 3 місяці тому +5

      *craydaddy

  • @Era2Sunrise
    @Era2Sunrise Рік тому +6

    I have had the worst week of my life and this is the first thing that made me laugh out loud in months.
    I enjoyed this journey thoroughly. Keep it up!

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 Рік тому +7

    I really appreciated the items showcase you did Skumy. It makes enjoying the video easier. Also I was there for the stream but I still like watching your recap!

  • @HmmRaisinBran
    @HmmRaisinBran Рік тому +11

    Should have done Frenzy Flame ending and burned all the lobsters

  • @flameingman2.044
    @flameingman2.044 Рік тому +64

    9:19 the editors timing

    • @Isaaaakkaa
      @Isaaaakkaa 5 місяців тому +3

      Bro timed a advertisement

  • @tratamarack441
    @tratamarack441 11 місяців тому +8

    Imagine dark souls 3 with every mobs changed to the crab. Imagine trying to fight Deacons of the Crabs.

    • @Вейн-э5б
      @Вейн-э5б 7 місяців тому +1

      What would be the difference from actual Dark souls 3? It's World of Crabs already.

    • @CardinalAsh
      @CardinalAsh 7 місяців тому +1

      This changes absolutely nothing for the Farron Keep swamp.

    • @JohnMcFallumthelordof
      @JohnMcFallumthelordof 6 місяців тому

      What about Ds3 but everything is a mimic that would make deacons so Bs

  • @mysteriousstranger5873
    @mysteriousstranger5873 Рік тому +3

    Gotta love the anti material lobster spam

  • @jaxsoninfinitus5948
    @jaxsoninfinitus5948 11 місяців тому +2

    Fun Fact: lobsters pee out of their eyes. They aim and can indeed squirt during mating and physical confrontations with other lobsters/animals, as a form of communication and defense. Or in Elden Ring's case: to piss on us and piss us off

  • @VladVxid
    @VladVxid Рік тому +9

    Bro had a beef with lobsters 💀

  • @chair1346
    @chair1346 Рік тому +7

    TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

  • @dogcheadle1393
    @dogcheadle1393 Рік тому +8

    Truly one in a krillion

  • @-thebatman-
    @-thebatman- 8 місяців тому +4

    Their squirt attack actually travels 4,900ft in game

  • @ZiKayOG
    @ZiKayOG Рік тому +6

    I love every single video this man posts make him a souls legend

  • @alfredpowell2685
    @alfredpowell2685 Рік тому +5

    Someone did a test and the squirt attack can reach across the entirety of Liurnia and probably some more

  • @sonofchaos33
    @sonofchaos33 Рік тому +7

    Larry is taking the divorce quite well

  • @bigpoppa9737
    @bigpoppa9737 Рік тому +3

    This down bad run series really making my week better

  • @cyanspartan1757
    @cyanspartan1757 4 місяці тому +1

    I hope they add a spell that allows the player to utilize the crayfishes' spit ability in the DLC. Being able to spit on other players in PvP seems oddly appropriate for a Souls game.

  • @mitchellyoder324
    @mitchellyoder324 Рік тому +3

    I think a cool/fun/difficult challenge would be to play the game like a top down style meaning you have to have the camera pointed down at.aĺl times, plus no lock on

  • @duckman5591
    @duckman5591 Рік тому +5

    I loved the run man! next time all bosses mimic tear might be cool?

  • @devilmancries9617
    @devilmancries9617 10 місяців тому +6

    There's already a fuckton of mobs to relplace with lobsters, idk why you doubled it.

    • @seanhennessy3968
      @seanhennessy3968 10 місяців тому +4

      The challenge runner urge to stack on a billion extra conditions and not mention them in the title

  • @YoursTrulyGarbage
    @YoursTrulyGarbage Рік тому +50

    I haven't recovered from the maidens only run yet so this is gonna be a blast.

  • @canadianrabbit4838
    @canadianrabbit4838 Рік тому +2

    The perfect Ai doesnt exi…
    Lobster is invading your world.

  • @The_Stickle_Cell
    @The_Stickle_Cell Рік тому +2

    I love St. Trina's Torch. It's just like blowing your vape smoke in an infant's face!

  • @turdmusket9935
    @turdmusket9935 Місяць тому +1

    39:09 Classic Bukkake moment.

  • @Azdingue
    @Azdingue 3 місяці тому +1

    Skumnut is definitely top 3 best videogame streamers ive ever seen

  • @asare240
    @asare240 День тому +1

    In real life, lobsters can actually squirt pee out of their faces as a form of communication.

  • @krazymistere2219
    @krazymistere2219 11 місяців тому +1

    Your music taste is godly. Guilty Gear and COD Zombies Easter Egg songs. Never thought I'd see someone else with such exquisite taste

  • @Anch0rd
    @Anch0rd Рік тому +2

    "Why does the lobster have a crossbow?"
    -Skum 2023

  • @UrielManX7
    @UrielManX7 Рік тому +5

    Yo skum added some yugioh master duel songs to his OST, nice, that shit is fire.

  • @eloso2225
    @eloso2225 Рік тому +3

    He almost became the joker a few times during these streams

  • @ThornUponARose
    @ThornUponARose Рік тому +2

    Love the lobster manned crossbows, ballistas, and trebuchets

  • @ashamedvoid313
    @ashamedvoid313 Рік тому +2

    Whenever he tries to get past a gang of lobsters its like a dangerous parkour course in the sense he dodging blades

  • @dess1619
    @dess1619 Рік тому +2

    Need a run with everything being birds x4. XD

  • @GM-xk1nw
    @GM-xk1nw Рік тому +3

    Challenge idea: A mod that plays an angry Sam L Jackson quote every time you charge R2.

  • @SaviourV
    @SaviourV Рік тому +1

    Saw the short. Didn't expect them to be so...*HUGE!*
    Definitely in need of a lot of cooking time. If you can survive long enough to add them to the seafood menu.
    God...those things look quite *MERCILESS.*

  • @KippoJR
    @KippoJR 2 місяці тому +1

    There was a ad on this vid and the guy tried to say a “ titanium non stick pan “ is the best innovation of all time. Okay buddy tell me you made the pan without saying it

  • @kkkk-uh1cu
    @kkkk-uh1cu Рік тому +3

    Imagine you had to hunt for shiny lobsters instead of beetles

    • @kkkk-uh1cu
      @kkkk-uh1cu Рік тому +1

      Wow, some of these lobsters have MOVES.

  • @AstralLaVista
    @AstralLaVista Рік тому +2

    "Its called unseen form how do you see me?" John cena in the mirror 😅

  • @tonybambino1445
    @tonybambino1445 9 місяців тому +2

    You know, on my birthday a Florida man illegally imported over 200 lobsters and got arrested, look up 5th September florida man

  • @recodegamesstudio
    @recodegamesstudio Рік тому +18

    Would love to see a "can I beat elden ring while brown logs are sliding down my throte?". Feel like godskin duo would be hard while the funky fumes fill the room

  • @korosheht5446
    @korosheht5446 2 місяці тому

    The tyranny of giant lobsters is over

  • @ventroxii561
    @ventroxii561 Місяць тому

    If Skum ever does a fan mail video, someone should mail him two lobsters

  • @BraveFrontierRemeberer
    @BraveFrontierRemeberer Рік тому +1

    0:51 the boys be listening to Freesia from Guilty Gear very nice

  • @hdnightowl4664
    @hdnightowl4664 6 місяців тому +1

    Tell 'em to bring out the lobster!

  • @zakthewack
    @zakthewack Рік тому

    54:31 "This is the most like lobster coordination I've ever seen" that made me laugh for maybe a whole ass minute, what an absurd thing to say.

  • @Big_Chico
    @Big_Chico Рік тому

    16:21 this is such a hilarious animation I’ve never seen that before 🤣

  • @Burnt_Loaf.
    @Burnt_Loaf. 3 місяці тому

    This is what I call an average day in Elden Ring.

  • @Icanonlyhustle
    @Icanonlyhustle Рік тому +1

    Our boy is getting a mustache, Asia is growing so fast 😊

  • @GreenPeteTV
    @GreenPeteTV Рік тому +2

    Ah, what a majestic run.

  • @ItsVenti
    @ItsVenti Рік тому +1

    That really was the search for the one piece

  • @MmbCronchy
    @MmbCronchy Рік тому +2

    I wonder if skum has the gaint hands that wear rings that can paralyze you planned at some point lol sounds like a horror show

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 3 місяці тому

    Larry the Lobster has been very quiet after this dropped.

  • @hjv7121
    @hjv7121 5 місяців тому +1

    Yeah the lobsters suck, but honestly the enemy that has always and will forever piss me off the most are the “dogs”, and that goes for all the fromsoft games, not just ER.

  • @papiiworks4256
    @papiiworks4256 4 місяці тому

    "nuclear squirt". "Manipulating time and space to dodge these squirts". 😂

  • @jim95111
    @jim95111 6 місяців тому

    "Torrent is getting more backshots than piper perri" is WILDDD

  • @sassyguysenpai
    @sassyguysenpai 3 місяці тому

    Skumnut that beginning story was glorious ty

  • @JigokuSadako
    @JigokuSadako 7 місяців тому

    "It's time I get revenge on the squirting guy!"
    The eggs under her tail:

  • @rewsterfewd1226
    @rewsterfewd1226 4 місяці тому

    Imagine the opening saying “Sir Giant Lobster, The All Knnowing!”

  • @smoothjazz_gg
    @smoothjazz_gg Рік тому +1

    Ahh yes another good story from uncle Skumnut

  • @landonfreeman5291
    @landonfreeman5291 Рік тому +1

    This was straight up hell I can tell by his reaction through this whole video

  • @tomschlaiss5735
    @tomschlaiss5735 Місяць тому +1

    Nice video as always, cheers

  • @VoltaicNebulae
    @VoltaicNebulae Місяць тому

    Albinauric piss really do hit different

  • @AlexHyena1
    @AlexHyena1 7 місяців тому

    someone that sunburnt tries to destroy your sandcastle, just give em a light slap where they're most red

  • @Holden.Tudiks
    @Holden.Tudiks 9 місяців тому +1

    Howdy Skum, been away for a while so I am OVERJOYED to see you play the challenge that I spammed in so many donos
    Oops!… all lobsters

  • @lollinosolid8999
    @lollinosolid8999 Рік тому

    3:39 the giraffe song poggies

  • @Irfan-xd1zi
    @Irfan-xd1zi Рік тому +1

    Years of elden ring experience💀🗿

  • @marvcollins7842
    @marvcollins7842 Рік тому +1

    Yet another run that could have been improved with some Pest Threads action

  • @gryphon1708
    @gryphon1708 2 місяці тому +1

    Missed the chance to make Gordon Ramsey instead of Mr.Crabs 😮‍💨

  • @dankroothydra7974
    @dankroothydra7974 Рік тому +7

    Still waiting on the royal revenant, no heal spell run.😈

    • @Shay_Cormak
      @Shay_Cormak Рік тому +1

      Do you actually want him to lose his sanity, he won't be skum-nut no more he'll be num-nut cuz how depressed he'd be doing this run.

    • @Shay_Cormak
      @Shay_Cormak Рік тому

      @@wither88s for num-nut's sake nooo

  • @Loretic42069
    @Loretic42069 Рік тому

    This is how I imagine purgatory for anyone named Larry

  • @ethannephilim3314
    @ethannephilim3314 Місяць тому +1

    it's just skumnut being normal video..

  • @Klusio19
    @Klusio19 27 днів тому +2

    I get triggered by just watching video with lobsters in it

  • @NamelessAwarenessG
    @NamelessAwarenessG Рік тому

    The madness in this run, I cannot

  • @timuraleagev9025
    @timuraleagev9025 Рік тому +1

    Skum just rly wanted to eat some Lobster so used this as an excuse

  • @N0P3Sugar
    @N0P3Sugar 7 місяців тому

    Lobster Squirt that can rival Cytheria

  • @JackDout
    @JackDout 7 місяців тому

    Never forget this feeling of Agony.

  • @JoyMew
    @JoyMew 3 місяці тому

    Only time I've felt bad for Kenneth 🤣🤣

  • @purpleshark97
    @purpleshark97 Рік тому +1

    skum you gotta start putting a timer on these runs

  • @shyguyking
    @shyguyking Рік тому

    a certified blue lobster jumpscare moment

  • @jaynormous5072
    @jaynormous5072 Рік тому

    59:15 yay the lobster review that I asked for first and SOMEONE used super chat to steal

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 6 місяців тому

    I thought this was gonna be an All Land Squirts challenge

  • @samuraidoge6039
    @samuraidoge6039 11 місяців тому

    Bro took it way too personally