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  • Опубліковано 15 кві 2012

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  • @nbkta29
    @nbkta29 2 роки тому +238

    Literally all of my friendships with my mates are built on quoting this show non-stop for 10 years.

    • @jakestepney8318
      @jakestepney8318 Рік тому +12

      Haha I can relate me too 😂 how many bacon rolls you wanting?

    • @leonardshumacker4595
      @leonardshumacker4595 Рік тому

      Racist

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan Рік тому +4

      @@jakestepney8318 It has just asked for my age for pork pies

    • @MentionBiscuit
      @MentionBiscuit Рік тому +3

      it’s incredible it keeps saying it’s a human being! 😂

    • @TheSteveo909
      @TheSteveo909 Рік тому +5

      hahahaha! to this day after like 11 years or so my dad and my brother in law still answer the phonne to each other by shouting "BING!" (Brian Badonde)
      It really is a show that keeps in your head

  • @TheGreenLeaf92
    @TheGreenLeaf92 7 років тому +206

    The looks of a goblin, the personality of an angel

  • @cantbanme8971
    @cantbanme8971 2 роки тому +78

    "a want your MEAT Mr.Muhammod" kills me every time ahaha

  • @just4laughs142
    @just4laughs142 2 роки тому +49

    You know Mohammad was thinking about getting this license the easy way haha 😂

  • @clareabelle4826
    @clareabelle4826 2 роки тому +136

    This whole sketch has been etched in my brain since it aired on channel 4. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! Here I am about ten years later still laughing at it! “Right booby say hello
    Mr gohan, left booby say hello mr gohan, mrs muju say hello mr gooohannn” 😂

  • @onik6512
    @onik6512 2 роки тому +118

    This wouldn’t be allowed nowadays. That’s why comedy will never be as great as it was in the pre-2010’s

    • @philmehrart
      @philmehrart Рік тому

      It's fine if it's taking the piss out of white people, then anything goes

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +1

      You have a mental illness thinking everyone is against you and nothing is allowed/ You're watching it right now, it's clearly f*cking allowed

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 Рік тому +2

      ... wasn't this after 2010?

    • @dunnlo2984
      @dunnlo2984 Рік тому +1

      @@philbecker4676 from 2006 golden days man

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 Рік тому +1

      it wasn't great. racism isn't great you stupid idiot. the 00s was like the 70s. racist crap.

  • @cglees
    @cglees 10 місяців тому +24

    Quite possibly THE funniest thing I’ve ever watched

  • @MrSpasticdancer
    @MrSpasticdancer Рік тому +18

    kayvan novak, comic genius/ master of disguise.

  • @brettsinclair4007
    @brettsinclair4007 2 роки тому +36

    "Like a big bus driver with your big bus" 😂

  • @Nintenko
    @Nintenko 10 місяців тому +23

    This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! Such a shame we don’t get stuff like this on tv anymore cause some people are too sensitive. Comedy today just isn’t funny:/

    • @totalbasedcan1676
      @totalbasedcan1676 6 місяців тому +2

      The offended at everything culture needs to go the world is so miserable these days

  • @BrianBadondee
    @BrianBadondee 19 днів тому +2

    I find myself coming back to watch this clip all the time. Just too funny 😂

  • @jamiemcallister8308
    @jamiemcallister8308 2 роки тому +23

    'I'm just here to take you from A to B, what about if i take you to XTC!' lols! funny as fook!

  • @cwatson42785
    @cwatson42785 4 роки тому +75

    1:35 "I show you my oyster" Lol

    • @paddymulligan
      @paddymulligan 2 роки тому +1

      The world's his lobster

    • @paddymulligan
      @paddymulligan 2 роки тому +3

      Mr Gohar getting hot under the collar

    • @victorymansions
      @victorymansions 5 місяців тому +1

      I nearly puked at that part 😂

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 5 місяців тому

      @@victorymansions Oysters are a natural aphrodisiac 🤣🤣

  • @johnedcs
    @johnedcs Рік тому +36

    "Do you like to pull out when it's tight"? 😆😂

  • @kevinstoneham1245
    @kevinstoneham1245 2 роки тому +33

    At 2.21 when she says “I can go all day’, that held look is freaky.

  • @jimpaea5473
    @jimpaea5473 2 роки тому +26

    I know this guy is comedically singing, but you can tell he can sing

    • @nickevershedmusic8927
      @nickevershedmusic8927 Рік тому +7

      I mean he’s incredible with his voice and can manipulate it in many ways, surely he can sing

  • @Myviewoftheworldful
    @Myviewoftheworldful 2 роки тому +20

    “I’ll show you my oyster”.
    I wretched a little

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 Рік тому

      because you're racist?

    • @Myviewoftheworldful
      @Myviewoftheworldful Рік тому +3

      @@bluebellbeatnik4945 no because I have a seafood allergy

    • @USTDKAARCHIVE-cd8cv
      @USTDKAARCHIVE-cd8cv 9 місяців тому

      @@bluebellbeatnik4945come on mate, get a grip. For your own good it’s not worth getting this angry about something that’s not even on TV anymore

  • @danielnichols5632
    @danielnichols5632 2 роки тому +49

    Sad to know this show wouldn't even get a look in with today's touchy climate at least its preserved here for ever. Hopefully....

    • @edwardlee1864
      @edwardlee1864 2 роки тому +5

      It mighy. But only bc the guy is ethnic himself

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 Рік тому

      @@edwardlee1864 nope it's still racist. he's not black. he cannot get away with it.

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 Рік тому

      good.

    • @jamiejonesisjamie
      @jamiejonesisjamie 9 місяців тому +1

      honestly how did the world suddenly get offended by everything? Or is it the younger generation who cancel everything?

  • @amachin6
    @amachin6 2 роки тому +27

    You weren’t the handsome bus driver on the number 73 😂

  • @JB-rl8ki
    @JB-rl8ki 7 років тому +66

    Mr. Mohammed did not resist THAT much to the physical stuff. I'd have probably gotten out of the car by then.

    • @dreamchaser1757
      @dreamchaser1757 4 роки тому +28

      He low-key was enjoying

    • @mumumeme8496
      @mumumeme8496 4 роки тому +8

      afraid of authority he is

    • @kapreeceharrison8706
      @kapreeceharrison8706 2 роки тому +1

      That’s exactly what I was saying to my friend the other he had no problem with it did he🤣

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun 2 роки тому +1

      There's two kinds of men

  • @dbsk06
    @dbsk06 5 років тому +49

    I feel so uncomfortable and Im not even sitting next to her

  • @hemipemi
    @hemipemi 2 роки тому +100

    The most disturbing thing about this video is the driving skills of the man who's been behind the wheel of a London bus for 15 years.

    • @aaronsouthon8185
      @aaronsouthon8185 2 роки тому +15

      Bc the bus is probably manual, lol

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 2 роки тому

      16 years. She didn't hear.

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun 2 роки тому +15

      But she's a whole other level of distraction hmhmhmhm

    • @DanielRobertspiano
      @DanielRobertspiano Рік тому +1

      Yeh I know! In an auto there´s a large gap where the clutch usually is, so I dunno what happened there!

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan Рік тому +1

      Driving the big boooos

  • @JamForThought
    @JamForThought 2 роки тому +12

    Damn, Mr mohammed got violated 😂. Bet his wife wasn't happy either when this was televised!

    • @relaxtoclassics5630
      @relaxtoclassics5630 Рік тому +7

      Funny thing is I bumped into the second victim of this video just today in the shop which is why I’m back here to watch it again 😂😂

    • @imafa9ry
      @imafa9ry Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @TheDoc_StatusQuo
      @TheDoc_StatusQuo 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@relaxtoclassics5630 No way! What shop was it?

  • @dreamchaser1757
    @dreamchaser1757 4 роки тому +24

    Man this is like super extremely underrated I pissed ma pants!

  • @CJ9-ty7oz
    @CJ9-ty7oz Рік тому +16

    Hahaha I made the mistake of watching this too many times and spent the day singing' Mr Go hard I want you to go hard" Hahaha. How can I explain what I'm singing when people asked me

  • @Bil258_
    @Bil258_ 2 роки тому +40

    How this hasn't got more views is so wrong. Pure gold

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun 2 роки тому

      No, we're wrong

    • @AquaPrince27
      @AquaPrince27 2 роки тому +1

      6:03 might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in years

    • @bluebellbeatnik4945
      @bluebellbeatnik4945 Рік тому

      cos it's racist?

    • @Bil258_
      @Bil258_ Рік тому

      @@bluebellbeatnik4945 oh shut up

    • @mattoniy2840
      @mattoniy2840 7 місяців тому

      They should totally repost all of these in clips and get millions of views. Somebody will pick it up again. They will absolutely not let him dress up as a black person in this day and age though 😅😂 cockney white guy ✅

  • @Maradeokay
    @Maradeokay 12 днів тому

    My ultimate fave clip from facejacker 😅

  • @theozmiester7405
    @theozmiester7405 Рік тому +18

    How in the hell does he he keep himself from not laughing

  • @kathymaxted6151
    @kathymaxted6151 2 роки тому +12

    Do you like my body? Hahaha that song is so funny

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun 2 роки тому +2

      It's like a midi loop or something.

  • @Maradeokay
    @Maradeokay 12 днів тому +1

    Mr Mohammed was thinking bout risking it all hahaha

  • @davidbrokend
    @davidbrokend 2 дні тому +1

    Never seen this before. Absolutely brilliant

  • @novasigma5964
    @novasigma5964 5 місяців тому +5

    2:20 i can go all day , stares awkwardly 😂😂I 😂😂

  • @kieranbaker9334
    @kieranbaker9334 Рік тому +10

    She looks like steven seagal 😂

  • @technov1deo
    @technov1deo 5 місяців тому +4

    Mr Mohammed was low key in the zone 😂

  • @jolty9540
    @jolty9540 11 місяців тому +6

    LEFT BOOBY SAY HELLO MISTEH GOHAAA. Kills me, every single time.

  • @MsOrigin123
    @MsOrigin123 2 роки тому +31

    Kayvan was the guy back in the day 😂

    • @MrTwinbee
      @MrTwinbee 2 роки тому +11

      He's still the guy now, he's amazing in What We Do In The Shadows

    • @Simrin
      @Simrin Рік тому +1

      @@MrTwinbee So cool seeing him and Matt Berry on billboards in LA!

    • @companioncubeismysoulmate180
      @companioncubeismysoulmate180 Рік тому +3

      ​@@MrTwinbee Fuckin Guy!!

  • @aaloo69
    @aaloo69 2 роки тому +17

    I love the choice of car 😂

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 10 місяців тому +2

      BMW e23 Seven. The first one they made. Tough car.

  • @andrewcorbett5729
    @andrewcorbett5729 5 місяців тому +4

    Im amazed this was allowed considering the flake brigade nowadays

  • @christopherwelch7969
    @christopherwelch7969 4 місяці тому +4

    "I show you my oystah.."🤣☠️

  • @gedrooney9305
    @gedrooney9305 5 місяців тому +2

    I wonder how many people have manufactured outrage over this.

  • @cwatson42785
    @cwatson42785 2 роки тому +20

    Imagine if one of them took her up on the offer lol

  • @cwatson42785
    @cwatson42785 10 років тому +20

    Right boobie says hello mista gohan!!!

  • @crustyferret8956
    @crustyferret8956 Рік тому +2

    Wit of wonder.
    Balls of steel.

  • @precisionN
    @precisionN 2 роки тому +7

    ah man whys he not still doing this, ill show you my oyster hahahaha fml

  • @lovelylychee2255
    @lovelylychee2255 6 років тому +8

    how the fuck did i even get here?! UGHH I'm dying!!! XD

  • @wildeyestudios5
    @wildeyestudios5 7 років тому +23

    Fuck me this is awkward to watch. Great actor

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun 2 роки тому

      Be careful, she might actually do it.

  • @t3mpomusic
    @t3mpomusic 2 роки тому +18

    Left boobie says hello my Gohan, Right boobie says hello Mr Gohan

  • @EggHead94
    @EggHead94 5 місяців тому +1

    The only time in Gohan’s life that he’s been hit on.

  • @andyrew45
    @andyrew45 2 роки тому +6

    10/10 my god this is comedy gold 😝

  • @difficultkunt4050
    @difficultkunt4050 4 місяці тому +3

    Youngsters of today won't know what comedy is if they keep cancelling things and removing them.😮

  • @MWH.1
    @MWH.1 2 роки тому +3

    It’s crazy how they did the face and the skin

  • @yamch
    @yamch Рік тому +4

    only people from islington know where this was filmed

  • @deanlillley
    @deanlillley Місяць тому

    When I first saw this I thought it was staged when she gave him a massage. How the hell he sat there like that 😂😂😂

  • @difficultkunt4050
    @difficultkunt4050 4 місяці тому +2

    How long before somebody's offended and gets it removed.. they've taken everything from us..! 😮

  • @jodielouise3209
    @jodielouise3209 10 місяців тому +5

    Oh my gawhhhdddddd 😂😂😂

  • @markwrench6334
    @markwrench6334 Рік тому

    6:04 : ‘left booby, right booby’ killed me. 😂

  • @axxmx2402
    @axxmx2402 Рік тому +3

    Ooooh Mr Muhammed!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @joeridgley2027
    @joeridgley2027 2 місяці тому

    Take you from x to c is fucking genius 😂😂

  • @cadegcn
    @cadegcn 11 місяців тому +1

    How is “What we do in the shadows” not cancelled yet because of this? WOW!

  • @MEATYOKERRable
    @MEATYOKERRable 11 років тому +13

    Like if you think she's this year's Halloween costume.....

  • @astroboirap
    @astroboirap 2 роки тому +5

    LOL that black face

  • @apples7361
    @apples7361 2 роки тому +4

    Your the big bus driver 😂

  • @dominichazell7862
    @dominichazell7862 2 роки тому +12

    I wonder if he paid these guys for their time and appearances after revealing himself. They were looking for a job and the day is wasted.

    • @16Arson
      @16Arson 2 роки тому +15

      Well, I imagine they got something since they both agreed to sign a release once filming was done!

    • @trevhib
      @trevhib 2 роки тому +14

      @@16Arson Massive respect to these two fellas who agreed for this to be released on TV for the benefit of creating comedy gold. Top blokes the pair of them.

  • @daddyof3gaming522
    @daddyof3gaming522 2 роки тому +36

    Never get away with this nowadays and its a crying shame.

  • @CHOICEBETWEENFEARANDLOVE
    @CHOICEBETWEENFEARANDLOVE 6 місяців тому +3

    I bet if that was Mrs Muhammad she wouldn’t get away with her life after that but is ok for him.

  • @MA12Tx
    @MA12Tx 11 місяців тому

    and show with this man and sacha baron cohen would be elite

  • @PeaceDweller
    @PeaceDweller 2 місяці тому

    Such a shame that cancel/woke culture won't allow us to enjoy shows like these anymore.

  • @kathymaxted6151
    @kathymaxted6151 2 роки тому +18

    Poor Mr Mohammed

  • @Saw-Mc
    @Saw-Mc 5 місяців тому

    Look at the state of it 😂😂

  • @fffrankthetankkk
    @fffrankthetankkk 2 роки тому +2

    Ya won't get away with that today

  • @oliverdonaghy4689
    @oliverdonaghy4689 2 роки тому

    Next level dde

  • @DruGunners
    @DruGunners 4 місяці тому

    Awwwwww, Mr. Muhammad 😂

  • @jeniferallan6693
    @jeniferallan6693 2 роки тому

    Fantastic comedy

  • @onik6512
    @onik6512 2 роки тому +6

    I am so uncomfortable😂

  • @latrading1079
    @latrading1079 Рік тому

    how about I take to you to x to c ,, one of the funniest thing on tv I've ever seen

  • @darrenrambarran7788
    @darrenrambarran7788 6 місяців тому +1

    Oh my gurd

  • @paulamewies4798
    @paulamewies4798 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂Genius

  • @druha10304
    @druha10304 10 років тому +2

    LOL at the gay part hahaha

  • @difficultkunt4050
    @difficultkunt4050 4 місяці тому +1

    And all Ab libed

  • @hasbulla2012
    @hasbulla2012 7 місяців тому

    15 year on the bOOs!

  • @tinylove1979
    @tinylove1979 2 місяці тому

    Hows about i take you from x to c

  • @darcymcnabb9259
    @darcymcnabb9259 3 роки тому +4

    She is one creepy broad. ....but i like it .

  • @BossySwan
    @BossySwan 2 роки тому +3

    The big boooos driveeer

  • @brodayshizz9002
    @brodayshizz9002 6 років тому +4

    Mr Muhammad why you no like

  • @APEXGuerilla
    @APEXGuerilla 10 місяців тому +1

    X to C 😂😂😂

  • @WinstonBuford
    @WinstonBuford 4 місяці тому

    "mista mohammed"

  • @zetamale
    @zetamale 4 місяці тому

    this is cringy to watch but brilliant! those poor men! lol

  • @Docentino
    @Docentino 11 років тому +6

    anodawan byesdaduss.

  • @redsunriseification
    @redsunriseification Рік тому +3

    I dont get it...its so obvious this is not a woman....jesus

  • @Poodle_Gun
    @Poodle_Gun 2 роки тому

    mini cab driver

  • @Marmalade93
    @Marmalade93 11 місяців тому

    Right Boobie say hello Mr GoKarttttttttt !!!!

  • @kingkong81icloud
    @kingkong81icloud 5 місяців тому

    Lol 😂

  • @Artetasnumberonepickpocket
    @Artetasnumberonepickpocket 2 роки тому +2

    Face of a Grouper

  • @tajy4770
    @tajy4770 5 місяців тому

    Looks like a Klingon

  • @wot4606
    @wot4606 2 роки тому +4

    This wouldn't be allowed to be made these days

  • @danielmcdivitt3467
    @danielmcdivitt3467 2 роки тому

    Ring my bell

  • @difficultkunt4050
    @difficultkunt4050 4 місяці тому

    How about I take you from X to C 😂

  • @AWayOfLiving84
    @AWayOfLiving84 10 місяців тому

    🐣🌏🕵🏻😆✌️

  • @freespirit4778
    @freespirit4778 2 роки тому

    Lmao wtf hahahahaha

  • @bellend8
    @bellend8 10 місяців тому +1

    this is a bit dodgy isnt it😭