deison you were right on the spongebob episode! SB goes, "and...tomatoes! what are they vegetables...or...fruit...? andwhatdoesthatmake?ketchuphaha" lolol
omfg i cried with the Booog Backpack bit 😭💀 Every time I'd come back home buzzed from a night out, my sisters would be up and i'd do the "HEEEYYY...WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I TOOOOOLD YOU NOT TO WAIT UP....AGGGGGH!"😂
5:51 yk what as a fellow virgo, toilet time is also my me time. I feel like it truly is our office because like no one can walk in on you, it’s just you and your bare ass on that seat. It’s peaceful, heaven on earth if you will.
My competitiveness with the describing movies game. Duuude hold my coffee let me show you my skills. 5/5. Yes this is me bragging about being able to guess movies. I know, I knoooow I’m just better than you I guess😎 love this podcast sm!
Me & my bf looove the planet of the apes series! We binged all of them before watching the new one, 10/10. Now we can’t stop saying “what a wonderful day!” 😂
honestly i found out about these two from an older two idiot girls episode and they kept saying "chonis" and "cacita" and def remind me of the relationship between me and my siblings (im mexican) and initially thought they were mexican before finding out they were somoan. the lore about how they were around mexicans a lot makes so much sense now lmaoo
The guy over compensating is insecurity. Any time people say they know me/ look familiar I just say “yeah a lot of people know me” or “I just have that kind of face” Like please don’t try to make me remember because I wooonnnntttt
ok hear me out as a sibling who shared a room I also think the bathroom is my safe space... I will literally take my sweet time in there - DO NOT RUSH ME! LOL
does anyone know what video it is where drew is doing a bit from a guy in a movie (i think) and she’s going ‘what are you even saying to me right now’ 😭 it’s in my head and it’s so fucking funny
DEISON OMFG et being all crusty made me cry so hard and my mom thought it was because i was sad he was dying but it was actually because he was fucking horrifying to look at like he looked like something you’d pull out of a lint trap
I'm 34 years old and I think you guys are the cool girls. 😎 and please continue the chat bit...cause it's become my personality and I need to be validated.
Just putting it out there - when I announced I was pregnant on Instagram *cringe* I did it with “Alexa, play baby by Justin Bieber” - I also don’t have an Alexa and it’s my favorite bit of all time
Drew I got a long square set for my birthday because you inspired me. They’re a lot more flattering on my little chode fingers than the almonds I was getting
Its crazy because I've been with my man for 18 years and I still don't allow him upstairs where my bathroom is, I tell him "I'm going to have my morning or night meditation time" hahahaha Its none of his business what I do in there hahahaha
This may be totally random, but I had a weird dream with/kind of about Drew. Basically, Drew was going home and me and Brittany Broski were going with her. However the Afualo compound was up in the mountains in a forest and was like super hard to get to. When we got there, it had a bunch of people besides her family (slightly cultish) and the house was an abandoned school (chairs and tables still there). Deison had her own separate wing
Just built a house with my fiance, & I specifically told the designer to put the toilet in its own room, inside the bathroom with its own door. Bc I GET IT. I just now realized why they call it a sanctuary. Fully sitting on the lid reading, nothin else, just silence.
I’m Native American and my boyfriend is Mexican and he had me do the Picot just dry swallow and then slam some water. It was life changing in two ways. Feels like you’re dying and then you feel SO MUCH BETTER after. So it does work
11:11 “who speak Gaelic” Gaelic isn’t a language, it’s the name for a group of languages. The Irish language is simply called “Irish” (in English) or “Gaeilge” (this is the Irish word for the Irish language and is pronounced “guh-whale-gah”)
Drew admitting she sits on the toilet to be alone makes me feel so SEEN… wow representation in media🥹
After Drew’s interpretation of La La Land I think you guys should do a “Wrong Plot Only” episode! 😂
"Then where do they park it?"
I love Deison sm, I would have asked the same thing 😭😂
The bathroom thing is so fairrr. Sometimes my social batteries are low and the toilet is my wireless charger
Full Seat to ass connection with a squatty potty 😩
deison you were right on the spongebob episode! SB goes, "and...tomatoes! what are they vegetables...or...fruit...? andwhatdoesthatmake?ketchuphaha" lolol
Rascal Flats!! 🤠And Drews impression “wow girl doesn’t even recognise her own horse”🤣🤣💀
This is my Post Texas Storm therapy. driving through that rain-blizzard was, in fact, stressful af and it’s so cool I’m still alive 👍🏽👍🏽
REAL, this storm was so intense for no reason
Ok the fact that Caleb has a no brainer bit makes me know he's actually funny
Drew smiling with the finger 🔫 out as she threatens our lives is the high stakes comedy I signed up for here on Two Idiot Girls
The best day of the week…has arrived…I’m sat
THE WAY I'VE INVOLUNTARILY BECOME FIXATED ON PLANET OF THE APES BECAUSE OF Y'ALL IS INSANE😭 lmao
me INSTANTLY knowing that Drew was describing the Hannah Montana movie 😭
At this point, y'all need to do an episode on the most iconic bits from the podcast 🤣
Every time you guys do the Alexa bit all of my speakers go CRAZY😭😭😭
Yall gagged me with th Michael Clifford comparison 😂
omfg i cried with the Booog Backpack bit 😭💀 Every time I'd come back home buzzed from a night out, my sisters would be up and i'd do the "HEEEYYY...WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I TOOOOOLD YOU NOT TO WAIT UP....AGGGGGH!"😂
i did see one direction and 5sos tour together (3 times) and yeah "hey, im gay" is an accurate summary of those experiences
Oh my god I was falling asleep and then you said “ who do u fink gave u the teef “ and I started laughing so hard it woke me up 😂😂😂
I have to listen to this pod with headphones because Drew has set off my Alexa many times
regular coke makes my teeth feel weird too omg thank u deison
Literally obsessed with you two
Whenever I say I have to go to the bathroom I say “See you in 3-5 business days”
I love that
AHHHHH im Hannah ❤❤ you picked my comment! I ALSO haven’t seen la la land hahaha I just thought deison had seen it 😂😂 love you guys!
WERE SO BACK WERE SO BACK TEAM
5:51 yk what as a fellow virgo, toilet time is also my me time. I feel like it truly is our office because like no one can walk in on you, it’s just you and your bare ass on that seat. It’s peaceful, heaven on earth if you will.
It’s 3am here yet I’m starting the podcast 😂
My competitiveness with the describing movies game. Duuude hold my coffee let me show you my skills. 5/5. Yes this is me bragging about being able to guess movies. I know, I knoooow I’m just better than you I guess😎 love this podcast sm!
My cousin surprised me with VIP tickets to your tour for my bday and I’ll see y’all in August!!! I can’t wait 😁💗
22:38 LMAOOO are yall talking about Matt King?😭
i wass dyingggg at this bit
@@indi2544 lmaoooooo it made me think of him lowkey but I was dying to lmaoo
no we weren’t lol
@@twoidiotgirls in the DRIVEWAY 🫨🫢🤫🤫🤫🫨🫨🤑🤧🤧🤧🤧
Me & my bf looove the planet of the apes series! We binged all of them before watching the new one, 10/10. Now we can’t stop saying “what a wonderful day!” 😂
The paperboy movie I think she's talking about is The Paper Brigade. Lol
Yessss!
I am fully committed to the planet of the apes bc of this podcast, after you guys mentioned it in a previous episode I’ve fell down a hole.
honestly i found out about these two from an older two idiot girls episode and they kept saying "chonis" and "cacita" and def remind me of the relationship between me and my siblings (im mexican) and initially thought they were mexican before finding out they were somoan. the lore about how they were around mexicans a lot makes so much sense now lmaoo
Drew’s description of LaLaLand makes me wanna watch it
The bathroom is my sanctuary. I’m a mutha 😂 that’s my place to zen out! And I also just sit there sometimes I have a comfy stool just for sitting 🤣
You're both some of the coolest people alive
Open Season is one of my favorite non Disney animated movies my mom still calls me Boog lmao
Let's go night shift employees🎉
yes I woke up at 4am to watch this AND WHAT ABOUT IT
The guy over compensating is insecurity.
Any time people say they know me/ look familiar I just say “yeah a lot of people know me” or “I just have that kind of face”
Like please don’t try to make me remember because I wooonnnntttt
Loved the Tarzan part, 😂❤
Boog is my nickname for my dog 😂🫶🏼 Da boogs, boog man, boogie
Love open season 😂😂
ok hear me out as a sibling who shared a room I also think the bathroom is my safe space... I will literally take my sweet time in there - DO NOT RUSH ME! LOL
the who do you fink gave you the teef is a bit me and my friends alwayssss reference
Raise your hand if 15:04 triggered the Alexa in your kitchen to play Fly with Me by the Jonas Brothers 🙋🏼♀️
was about to go to bed. now i am not.
The way I guessed sharpay’s big break movie for Lala land LOL
wait the paper boy movie deison is talking about was it the paper brigade with freddy Krueger himself, the legendary Robert englund??
New mom here.... the bathroom is basically the only alone time I get right now, so Drew is in good company 😂😂😂
My parents had a dog named Boog! So you're so right about it being a cute pet name haha.
For that first movie, Drew said everything and nothing at all lmao
Oh, I'm the same with needing alone time in the washroom for an hour or two. If I don't have that, I don't feel like a person. Truly torturous!!!!
The way that neither of you remembered that in Max Keeble's Big Move, Robe was played by Josh Peck..... 😂😂😂
Omg early gang !!! 1:35 here in Edmonton!!
My name is Alex and whenever you talk about your friend I feel like I'm in a cool club or like I know you LOL 😂
It is truly wild how many minutes you spent talking about a story you cannot talk about & could not tell. 😂
does anyone know what video it is where drew is doing a bit from a guy in a movie (i think) and she’s going ‘what are you even saying to me right now’ 😭 it’s in my head and it’s so fucking funny
I really hope the audio book is on Libby
it’s 3:30 here but i’m IN
DEISON OMFG et being all crusty made me cry so hard and my mom thought it was because i was sad he was dying but it was actually because he was fucking horrifying to look at like he looked like something you’d pull out of a lint trap
I'm 34 years old and I think you guys are the cool girls. 😎 and please continue the chat bit...cause it's become my personality and I need to be validated.
OMG no one has ever related to the fuzzy teeth feeling from (American) coke. I feel seen 🥰
It truly does dissolve tooth enamel so I wouldn't be surprised if that's what you're feeling
Just putting it out there - when I announced I was pregnant on Instagram *cringe* I did it with “Alexa, play baby by Justin Bieber” - I also don’t have an Alexa and it’s my favorite bit of all time
Okay but why do I know exactly what she’s talking about with the paperboy movie like wtf was that
Drew I got a long square set for my birthday because you inspired me. They’re a lot more flattering on my little chode fingers than the almonds I was getting
The way I knew she was talking about Hannah Montana just by the first scene
Love you both sm, this pod gives me saur much life I'm not joe king
Thank you guys for setting off my Alexa
I met the guy who plays Jeremiah this weekend and sent Deison a DM!!! Too bad this wasn’t out yet and i could’ve asked him
The way that I knew the Hannah Montana movie within the first three sentences
i show up like Superman to defend 5SOS every time yall talk about them,, deison is valid for that bc i still ride for them
My toilet time is MY FUCKING TIME and if someone knocks on the door or texts me to ask “where are you?” or “are you okay?”, my entire day is ruined.
foxtrot comics mention!!!!
I’m listening to this at the beach
Paper boy movie, The Paper Brigade? I loved that movie.
holy FUCK i think y'all are so cool??? I literally watch TIG to pump myself up for social interactions!!!
Deison are you talking about the peanut butter gang?!
I still firmly believe the "Blank Check" kid is Tyler Oakley
As a Virgo, I do the same thing in the bathroom. It’s my ✨quiet time✨
I’m just gonna like this before I watch it bc based off the title … yes
Its crazy because I've been with my man for 18 years and I still don't allow him upstairs where my bathroom is, I tell him "I'm going to have my morning or night meditation time" hahahaha Its none of his business what I do in there hahahaha
come to australia (melbourne) or I will FREAK out
This may be totally random, but I had a weird dream with/kind of about Drew. Basically, Drew was going home and me and Brittany Broski were going with her. However the Afualo compound was up in the mountains in a forest and was like super hard to get to. When we got there, it had a bunch of people besides her family (slightly cultish) and the house was an abandoned school (chairs and tables still there). Deison had her own separate wing
Yasssss my two favorite idiots 🥰
Just built a house with my fiance, & I specifically told the designer to put the toilet in its own room, inside the bathroom with its own door. Bc I GET IT. I just now realized why they call it a sanctuary. Fully sitting on the lid reading, nothin else, just silence.
Me being Mexican always being mistaken as Polynesian and Filipina too 😀
Gunther and the Paper Brigade?
My cats name is Boog, thank you for the respect 🫡
I love my giggle gals
Me guessing Civil War movies on the first movie/series 😭
The way I got the Hannah Montana movie SO fast
💛💛
Presaved the audio book!!
You guys saying "moded" makes me feel like I'm with my family 🫶
I saw one direction and 5SOS at the last show in Gillette Stadium, I’m a Niall and Calum girlie😂
I’m Native American and my boyfriend is Mexican and he had me do the Picot just dry swallow and then slam some water. It was life changing in two ways. Feels like you’re dying and then you feel SO MUCH BETTER after. So it does work
Mothers instinct is really good but sad with Anne Hathaway
I loved eating picot like fun dip
11:11 “who speak Gaelic” Gaelic isn’t a language, it’s the name for a group of languages. The Irish language is simply called “Irish” (in English) or “Gaeilge” (this is the Irish word for the Irish language and is pronounced “guh-whale-gah”)
The only time you’d really hear the word “Gaelic” being used in Ireland is when you’re talking about Gaelic football.
Paper Brigaaaaaaade