Just wanna say, when I was a 14 year old kid who just came out I didn't think things would be this chill with gay people in my life time (yes, I know, we are normal...well normal enough) and this kind of thing would have seemed like science fiction. I'm 40 this year, thank christ people changed the world and chilled the fuck out it's much nicer now.
I just saw Matteo Lane in Melbourne, Australia 🇦🇺 on Friday night. The crowd was 97 % gay men... He had the crowd laughing out loud non stop through the entire show, it was a really great night. He also had Rhys Nicholson open for him who is also hilarious so a brilliant night all round. If you get the chance to see him, definitely grab some tickets as you won't be disappointed. I'd see him again in a heartbeat.
Weddings are so expensive and also just so stressful. We were gonna plan a small wedding for 50 people and just to have a small ceremony at the place we wanted was $3500 and that didn’t include catering or any other Refreshments just for the place and the chairs. We decided to elope at a Chapel as well and put that money toward our 3 week honeymoon overseas.
Matteo, you always have the BEST straight friends. These guys are fookin hilarious and just so chill.. also not homophonic. :) I plan to watch a lot more of these vids.. soo chill, watching vids, talking shit, sooo easy.
I always hear on so many podcasts the comics saying how they don't think the audience wants to hear "inside baseball". That's easily my favorite aspect of listening to comedians. The industry is fascinating. I'm sure I'm probably in the minority, but there's at least a part of the audience that loves listening to the intracacies of the standup world.
My wife works all day Sundays. I have three young children. This podcast comes out every week an hour before she gets home and it saves me every week I swear. 😂 Bedtime is stressful and a cocktail with the boys helps 😂😂
Saw you boys crush it at the Cellar at the 8 PM show this past Saturday. I was right next to Lefty. Such an amazing surprise. Everyone was fantastic. Just a killer show.
Love Mateo, Love you guys so this should be great 💙 Thank you for opening the presents right away for us ADHD who'd have been distracted thru entire ep until you did
matteo lane is one of my fave comics and now warming up to sam morril. true story: sam’s parents are close friends with my dad. i met him when we were both teenagers and we flew to nyc on a college trip. don’t know him beyond that but he is a decent dude who does the staight male experience humor with xlnt nyc native finesse …i’m happy for him cuz comedy is a lot harder than it seems. not only that but given the families we come from, i know it was brutal for me trying to build a career in the arts- and i imagine sam has experienced similar struggles in terms of sticking to a creative field career choice. let’s put it this way: my mom is a jew with a hilarious sense of humor but has a “the fetus isnt viable until graduating med school vibe.” i’m a trans andro guy who lived in nyc for college and the mix of matteo and sam is a perfect reflection of my life experience.
Man it's so lively when Matteo is on! He isn't too cool to crack up at y'all riffing. Also that Michelle Wolf voice was on point! Also Congrats Matteo!!
I know I'm late to this party but, can we take a moment to appreciate just how much Mark and Sam really understand the gays?!?! I'm super floored here!!!
First off, I frickin love Matteo. Lisa Bonet and Hedy Lamarr are the most beautiful women ever. Arsenic and old lacy is the best! Thanks so much for this episode!
OMG YES I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! This morning I was re watching old Mateo and Sam stand up clips together ❤❤❤❤❤ also congratulating on your marriage!! 🎉 💒
Congratulations on your wedding Mateo! I love the rapport with the three of you. And as a gay man myself, I did find the Morgan Fairchild reference funny as well! I think it's cool that Mark & Sam are both secure enough as men to say some guys are hot. Most of my straight male friends would say, "I don't look at dudes that way"
Mateo referring to himself as the alien from American Dad killed me. 😂
Roger lol
Best joke of the cast again. Hes the ghey normand
Omg that's incredibly accurate 🤣
I made a song with a bunch of samples from Roger doing cocaine and Stan smoking crack 😂 absolutely died laughing
It's so accurate lol
I love Mateo he seems like such a genuine person
A real straight shooter
You misspelled gay
He is a train wreck I can't seem to look away from when he is on a podcast
Except he got a hair transplant. That's not genuine lol jk idgaf.
@@BazookaTooth707 But he has been very open and telling everyone about it. Which IS Genuine. He's not hiding it.
Just wanna say, when I was a 14 year old kid who just came out I didn't think things would be this chill with gay people in my life time (yes, I know, we are normal...well normal enough) and this kind of thing would have seemed like science fiction. I'm 40 this year, thank christ people changed the world and chilled the fuck out it's much nicer now.
So glad Matteo is back. One of the best guests
MATEO: "Well, there were stains on the sheets - brown!"
SAM: "Brown? There's only one thing that's brown."
MARK "Blackface?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Lmfao 😂
Can't believe they skipped over that one. That made me laugh out loud haha
😂☠️😂
Mark sometimes says the most hilarious shit that gets totally glossed over lol
So happy Matteo is being appreciated. He has worked his ass off and is hilarious.
Mateo seems like the best dude to have as a wingman
Or just the best dude to have…. COMEDY
A gay wingman would definitely help.
Way too Handsome and Ripped to be a wingman.
I love how all these comedians are actually friends.
Thanks for being on & congrats on the marriage Matteo. Happy for ya 🤘🏽
Matteo special is great! He is hilarious. His "drive by f*ggot" bit killed me!! 🤣🤣
For real! That shit had me rolling
Perfection! I cackled like a damn witch.
Matteo is amazing! Here’s to a great ep!
Can we have a patreon showing Mark trying to keep up with Madonna dancing lol
Matteo saying he & Mark don't have overlapping audiences... I'm like damn, what about me? Anyone else??
We exist!
Me ! I'm the overlapping audience
been knowing them since like 2016. Damn crazy long
checking in!
Checking in!!
The camera switching gave me whiplash
Dude for real, it seemed like their was more switches than normal.
It's like they're using a shitty ai or something
Are you guys watching? :D
I just saw Matteo Lane in Melbourne, Australia 🇦🇺 on Friday night. The crowd was 97 % gay men... He had the crowd laughing out loud non stop through the entire show, it was a really great night. He also had Rhys Nicholson open for him who is also hilarious so a brilliant night all round.
If you get the chance to see him, definitely grab some tickets as you won't be disappointed. I'd see him again in a heartbeat.
Weddings are so expensive and also just so stressful. We were gonna plan a small wedding for 50 people and just to have a small ceremony at the place we wanted was $3500 and that didn’t include catering or any other Refreshments just for the place and the chairs. We decided to elope at a Chapel as well and put that money toward our 3 week honeymoon overseas.
Great ep, but cool it with cycling through camera angles! Getting whiplash over here
Wow, getting in early on the ep tonight
Matteo's Minnelli impression is so good
Matteo is absolutely the greatest podcast guest ever. And his standup is so good, I love his specials.
MATTEO GOT MARRIED?😮🎉
these are the moments I almost regret not having most social media. Congrats to Matteo & Rodrigo.
I was wondering who Matteo reminds me of. Of course that bloody alien from American Dad!!! Exactly 😅
31:15, I was at that Houston show when he had to talk to that couple -- it was the whole table really. I lived when he read them.
Can't help but notice how Matteo and Sam look so much alike... especially in the thumbnail photo. Practically brothers!!
I can't believe I'm just now discovering this episode😮 I freaking love Mateo!
Mark is so fast, "except you don't say get over here." dying lolol
Matteo, you always have the BEST straight friends. These guys are fookin hilarious and just so chill.. also not homophonic. :) I plan to watch a lot more of these vids.. soo chill, watching vids, talking shit, sooo easy.
This is totally normal here man
@@blindbeatzz thats great bub, it's comforting to know not all straights are phones lol I totally respect that.
I always hear on so many podcasts the comics saying how they don't think the audience wants to hear "inside baseball". That's easily my favorite aspect of listening to comedians. The industry is fascinating. I'm sure I'm probably in the minority, but there's at least a part of the audience that loves listening to the intracacies of the standup world.
If it's funny/interesting stories or aspects about it yeah. But definitely not the oohh the road is so hard, cancel culture this cancel culture that
guys stop wondering wether we like hearing comedians talk shop, i think it’s really interesting
Matteo's laugh makes me laugh 😊
My wife works all day Sundays. I have three young children. This podcast comes out every week an hour before she gets home and it saves me every week I swear. 😂 Bedtime is stressful and a cocktail with the boys helps 😂😂
Mark joking about giving Matteo HIV medication as a wedding gift💀💀
PreP is Not hiv medication.
It is HIV Prevention.
The sleepy pug omg 🥰❤
My heart just melted lol
& of coure, great epeisode. Matteo is always a great guest!
Saw you boys crush it at the Cellar at the 8 PM show this past Saturday. I was right next to Lefty. Such an amazing surprise. Everyone was fantastic. Just a killer show.
I feel like Matteo is educating these boys about incredible, accomplished women
I agree, but I love how open the boys are to hearing what he has to say.
Diane Lane! She is such an underrated beauty. She’s aged so well and naturally!
Love Mateo, Love you guys so this should be great 💙
Thank you for opening the presents right away for us ADHD who'd have been distracted thru entire ep until you did
Gotta play a round of smear the queer after this
Mateo is mad roger energy
Roger the alien?
He’s deff got the voice nailed! 😂
Having 3 fingers of "Bodega Cat" in my recliner watching the guys :)
Bert is sober, Rosebud is having a baby, and Matteo got married?! We're really are living in the upside down world now
Bert is sober now?!
@@jackdaw99 you can't drink if you're on one of the injection diabetes medicines he's taking Monjurno
Mark getting married was crazy. I remember him saying he felt guilty buyig himself a smoothie...
it was a green card situation@@Cdumps21
I adore Matteo. Been waiting for his guest appearance
Switching between all the camera angles a million times is insufferable to watch
the jump cut edits are pretty fast this time, right?
matteo lane is one of my fave comics and now warming up to sam morril. true story: sam’s parents are close friends with my dad. i met him when we were both teenagers and we flew to nyc on a college trip. don’t know him beyond that but he is a decent dude who does the staight male experience humor with xlnt nyc native finesse …i’m happy for him cuz comedy is a lot harder than it seems.
not only that but given the families we come from, i know it was brutal for me trying to build a career in the arts- and i imagine sam has experienced similar struggles in terms of sticking to a creative field career choice. let’s put it this way: my mom is a jew with a hilarious sense of humor but has a “the fetus isnt viable until graduating med school vibe.”
i’m a trans andro guy who lived in nyc for college and the mix of matteo and sam is a perfect reflection of my life experience.
3 of my favorite comics! Happy for you Matteo :)
Felt like I got to sit in on 3 buddies just hanging out and it did not disappoint!
Mateo’s Liza Minnelli impression is fucking insanely good
Man it's so lively when Matteo is on! He isn't too cool to crack up at y'all riffing.
Also that Michelle Wolf voice was on point!
Also Congrats Matteo!!
Matteo is a natural.and incredibly talented - amazing guy.
Hey... what's... with... all... the... camera... jumps... jebus. Other than that, great pod. Much love for Matteo.
Matteo is just great.
I know I'm late to this party but, can we take a moment to appreciate just how much Mark and Sam really understand the gays?!?! I'm super floored here!!!
Can Mateo and Mark be the two funniest people alive?
For sure no... to you yes maybe... but to the rest of us, no
No, that’s Nick Mullen and Shane Gillis
Mateo doesn’t compare to mark
@@joshschutz7731Love Gillis! I will check out Mullen. Thanks for the rec.
I like that they don't always shit on the fans like I've been hear from other comedians lately.
Mateo brings such an good energy, love listening to him talking!
When Sam said Madonna looks like a Mortal Combat villain ☠️
"I thought gays just fenced when they argue" 💀💀💀💀
Never got motion sickness watching a podcast before lol
Dude I know friggin monkey working the switchboard
Pretty rough.
Really interesting to hear "shop talk" about life on the comedy circuit. Thanks!
A serial killer drama with Mateo and hubby would be hilarious 😂
Matteo's wedding pics look like 2 Vegas Elvis's after work at Denny's
Matteo is awesome. Also I love Sam's Dangerfield impression, I'd like to see a performance of it sometime.
Every ep, I see how long till he breaks it out. Lol usually the first 20 min "I tell ya" *fixes tie
“You’d hit it out of respect.” 😂
He's pretty honest, whether he's doing a special or a show like this. I think that's why he is so well liked.
This was my favorite part of my day Matteo is a gift I am grateful for 💜
15 secs in and im already typing Matteo is the best guest cuz i just know
love that theres timestamps now
at 41 mins that fucking killed me. WTF was that? I'm dying over here. My cats think I'm nuts, more than usual.
First off, I frickin love Matteo. Lisa Bonet and Hedy Lamarr are the most beautiful women ever. Arsenic and old lacy is the best! Thanks so much for this episode!
This gay has grown on me
We love the "inside baseball" guys!
"A gay silence is loud." ~Sam M.
when they’re talking about Anne Frank, and Norman says “ I’d charge that attic” I spit out my coffee
🤣🤣Matteo’s impersonation of Wolfe was so effing funny
A lot of camera swaps seemingly just for the heck of it 😅🤣 great ep fellas! Keep it up!
Ai did the edit 😂
Congrats Matteo! ❤ that dude, wish him all the good shit in life.
When I was young we talked about the weather as a lead in to a conversation. Now we talk about our food allergies, and limitations.
Sam's Mortal Kombat bit about Madonna was fantastic
Sam should recommend a new show to watch every few episodes, he had good taste.
finally a podcast that looks & sounds like Consuming a brokestraightboys videos feels
Matteo freaking JACKED LOL
oh my god, the "my cupcakes are moist and delishious" shirt. I laughed so hard! The Turbo cooker video was just so scrumptious
18:11 LOL jesus, how is Mark that fast all the time?? 😂
Haha too quick, then followed by Sam's Dangerfield impression 😂
Never heard Matteo laugh so hard 😂
MARK AND MATEO ARE SOME OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS .....AND I USUALLY LOVE FEMALE COMEDIANS...
Congrats Matteo! Who's the lucky lady? 🌈 ❤🎉
rodrigo alberto
i think matteo is.
Would love seeing mateo being a regular on any of the podcasts I watch
I am subbed to way too many pods on yt. I completely forgot this one existed. It's one of my favs too
Their wedding photos look like a different reality of the blades of glory movie
OMG YES I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! This morning I was re watching old Mateo and Sam stand up clips together ❤❤❤❤❤ also congratulating on your marriage!! 🎉 💒
Higher Ground is by Stevie Wonder.
Higher Love is Steve Winwood feat. Chaka Khan.
Mateo needs to be on more podcasts.
When they talk about Martin Short, you can really see the influence he had on Matteo's style.
This was hilarious.
Btw, brown stains on a bedsheet is usually old blood that wasn’t treated before laundering.😬
Matteo Lane has a mixture of positive vibes and touch of Savannah Martin!
I literally just said to myself, "OMG, this is going to be funny!"
"Higher Ground" is Steve Wonder (great EP!) 💗
The Liza Minnelli impression was hilarious
I will never understand how Mark Normand has a career as a comedian. A black hole of charisma.
Soder doing Dangerfield as a prison gang leader on On The Gate was amazing
Congratulations on your wedding Mateo! I love the rapport with the three of you. And as a gay man myself, I did find the Morgan Fairchild reference funny as well! I think it's cool that Mark & Sam are both secure enough as men to say some guys are hot. Most of my straight male friends would say, "I don't look at dudes that way"