Tom Papa - The Worst Part About Going Back To The Gym
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- #TomPapa on having children, trying to lose weight, and compromising with his vegan wife.
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LOL at the audience member saying "Ew" to bacon hamburger soup
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Man this guy is a Legend, funniest comedian I ever seen.
I like how this comment has 0 likes 😂
Luv tom papa's comedy...very very funny...brilliant...
I worked at a very beautiful, smaller restaurant with incredible food and the first thing they told me was never ask " are you still working on that" I always thought it was tacky anyway. One of my favorite restaurant experiences.
YEAH! Have you ever almost had a waiter or busser try to take your plate away without even asking you if you were done?! Maybe the owners or managers are NUTS 🥜 and don't know how to run a good business cos it usually happens when they're not even busy or understaffed. Maybe it's the opposite prob and the bussers have to look like they have something to do lol. I work in fast food and that happens sometimes.
His take on kids is the best.
SO hilarious! Laugh so hard I get a side ache! SO TRUE! I love this guy!
I love this guy. He's talking about me, and a lot of other people. I can't wait until my youngest starts school.
Haha! I don't blame you! I guess my parents were lucky with me cos I was a gamer nerd that would just play games at home and entertain myself while my parents were working at home (my mom is a writer and my dad used to be a college professor with flexible hours and he would grade history essays at home). I did NOT need a lot of attention. I didn't know curfew was different from being grounded cos I didn't go out to party so my parents always knew I was safe at home; minding my OWN business. You sometimes hear jokes about kids that are quiet and just sit in a corner in their room and read 📚 books and the parents wonder if something is WRONG with them?! You prefer rebellious kids that get into trouble ALL the time that practically give you a heart attack on a daily basis?! 😝
TARDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER: SAD, HOPELESS, TOTALLY W/O INTEGRITY IS NOTHING TO PROUDLY IDENTIFY WITH!!
Person's squeamish laughter @7:20 is like when slowly letting air out of a balloon. 😂😂😂
You’re right……..I’ve watched this countless times……..NEVER NOTICED IT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Papa is always on point. Love this guy!
"they can't even lift the fake buffalo wing". THANK YOU for the workout . 😃🤣
He is so vicious and has this smug expression like the biggest jerk on earth. I love him.
Yep.
He should play the next joker
@@dhavalghone9398 There's THAT comment.
He delivery is one of my absolute favorites
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I thought I hated dweet potatoes growing up in indiana because they were always disgustingly sweetened. Turns our when you turn them into fries or make curried mashed potatoes they are amazing. Just that midlanders and midwesterners don't know how to cook with anything but sugar.
Wait - you guys actually cook sweet potatoes with sugar ??? !!
@@askme508 brown, white, syrup and marshmallows...
😂 "you want.. cheese.. on.. that"..
Wendi Watson “you know I dooo”
This dudes seriously never seen a loaded baked potato lol. Someone get this man to Texas Roadhouse stat
Love your stand up! Please come to San Diego, California.
"You want cheese on that?"
I was in a furniture store!
Carr Rexx - that's so hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh so hard. Lol
Tom is insanely funny
Excellent!! Hilarant!
Good stuff, Papa!
OMG, the healthy cat joke almost killed me XD
This is exactly like my kitteh
Im from Paducah, Ky, and ive never heard of cheeseburger soup. Im calling bullshit, but the chesse on everything is totally true. Lmao
Not so sure - I just googled "Cheeseburger Recipes" - never heard of such a thing but apparently there are there are 100s !!!!
😒 cheeseburger 🍔 soup is from there ...lol .. maybe they only sell it to the outsiders but they tried to sell it to me... With minced pickles
@@lenaely6146 with minced pickles? Eeww
It's definitely a thing 😅
Mama always said... when in doubt... fry it in lard & smother it in gravy
I just found out my wife is a healthy cat
BRO this guyy🤣👏
I love tom papas comedy
This is great thx
2:56 Vin Diesel really let himself go! 😂😂
I'm literally from Paducah and haven't heard of any of these food items. People are humongous though.
It’s just jokes lol
It's called training your children 😂
💯 on Paducah!
Very funny... thank you!!!
Tom is hilarious !! 😜
i love that guy
Bacon Cheeseburger Soup 😅😂
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Tom is so right about the vegan restaurant. 😂
Bark nuggets lol
Anyone else caught off-guard by the squealing guinea pig in the audience at 7:18 ?
Dinosaur roaming in Kentucky 🤣😂😅
Small town America, nothing to do but eat.
[...], drink, gossip and fuck.
Hilarious 😂
Kinda looks like John Cena 😂
Vino he is John Cena🤪😂
I love cheese and cheesecake
Quite simple: Put the lobsters in the freezer. They go to "sleep." Then put them in the water to cook them.
A Surname or you can stab them.
Then they come to temperature and wake up to bring boiled alive. For me I skip that step and put them directly into the steamer. ;)
But that's not as funny of a story.
Savage
I shoot em with a nine. It’s the American way
I'm from Kentucky and we don't put marshmallows and caramel on a potato. We put it on a sweet potato with some brown sugar and it is delicious. Don't knock it til ya try it Tom.
Eric Johnson ...that's some good stuff...everything within moderation...guess Papa has to get in with the Montreal crowd - hope they enjoy their poutine and chevaline while they lol at their southern neighbors. :-)
You are both BUBBAS. WHO CARES.
online hecklers lol
I'd work on my grammar before I mocked anyone, "Continued Wisdom"!
That does sound very YUMMY
Some trivia for my peeps. Tom Papa, FYI, was in the original Mamas and Papas folk group in the 60s. He doesn't talk about it cause it still stings. ( No, not The Police)
It was a sweet potato and you know it 3:48
A baked potato (with butter, I'm not a savage), marshmallows, caramel sauce & cheese? 🤔 hmm....
coming from paducah. its so fucking true😭 hopefully i can make this music shit work someday
Sounds like Chandler/ Gilbert Arizona area
Funny bits.
What is heaven?
wizztizzlm whatever ur desires are with pisitive prayers and affirmations. it starts with self love. you know
whatever ur diesyzers r with pissitivity n good whell-beeing, you dig?
I've watched three videos back to back of Tom. I wonder who write his jokes.
Life writes the best jokes you know that!
The vegan restaurant compared to the steak houses...so accurate.
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Dude they eat french fries with cheese and gravy, they love fat kid food, not sure how to spell, poutine
I consider poutine in the upgraded french fries category.
*Justin Brown:* You got the spelling!
@@bobbiusshadow6985: Yeah - sooo delicious, but associated with SOOO much guilt!! 😜😆
Janis Hart Indeed.. lol
@@bobbiusshadow6985: 😉😊
Jack Benny?!
He good :) lol
7:27 Cute glasses lady can get it.
Gyms have almost become meaningless because where not actually making ourselves fitter where merely into a cycle for fashion and self control.
He reminds me of Michael Keaton...but funnier!
Is it just me or does he really sound Irish?
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I agree, it's insane how far people will go for their pets.
Tom Papa? More like Tom Daddy 💦💦💦
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People don't consider what a pain in the ass raising kids will be.
Does he have a wife or a beard?
Lard Ass. I haven't heard that since the 70's.
dude. how big are the gaps under your doors?
As barbaric as it sounds, And it is Barbaric. It's true, That is how you cook a lobster, Or Crayfish,. Or crawdads, if you happen to be a hillbilly, And I have nothing against Hillbillys.
I understand and identify as one myself.
But, Being boiled alive doesn't strike me as being a very humane way to prepare a meal.
It's the most despicable thing I've ever seen. It's the main reason I don't eat lobster,
The other reason being I don't think it tastes as good as everybody makes it out to be, But even if it did, I'd still have to take a pass.
Now, I will confess when I was much younger/dumber, On rare occasions, I used to love eating the crawdads we caught in the streams where I grew up in Western Oregon.
But now that I am (Much) older, I just can't do it anymore, Because of the way they have to be prepared.
Children = lifelong debt and disappointment....
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This explains why half of marriages end in divorce.
If you can't get the brats to stfd so you can have peace in your own home and your spouse can't get rid of a diabetic 🐈 cat😬🙄🙄🤔🤔😒then good grief.
Wtf got married strictly to be miserable at home 🏡!?!
Yall are raising kids wrong. We were hella well behaved. Moms could take us anywhere
I have six pack abs and let me tell you sweet potatoes with marshmallows and caramel sauce is delicious.
Christian Ray fuck you christian
this comedian meltdown will be epic
well sister bougth it
electric bike fast mini motorcyclee
Maybe think About the way how you raised them? ;)
Fat man from 1966 great set.
Yeah. Laughing at the plight of animals we ritually abuse by the billions "because they taste good." It's bad enough to live like this but to LAUGH about it? 😕
Let's at least retain our last 0.1% of decency by just pretending animals don't feel pain or deserve dignity, not collectively cackle like cartoon villains about it. My gosh humanity.
Lighten up, it's just a joke, right?
You’re on the wrong channel, bud.
Yes it is just a joke like a joke about Hitler massacring the Jews or about people being raped. Another example of a joke one about someone punching a baby kitten in the face lol.
*Flexes thumb muscles *
Dude did you really need to write a comment complaining about a joke???
Lots of people whine and bitch about jokes because everyone is so in touch with his or her feelings. Jokes are often extreme situations or ridiculous moments or something dark and twisted flipped to be funny in order to somerimes shed light on a subject in a comedic and sometimes informative way. which than causes you to laugh and than maybe think about the joke its subject and how that impacts your life. But when an idiot much like yourself says shit about people laughing at a joke that is a touchy subject to him he is without question missing the point of the joke and also the biggest piece of shit at that moment. So good sir when your scrolling through the internet or youtube. Come across a video about comedians telling jokes and you find yourself getting extremely BUTTHURT about a particular jokes subject matter remember to keep your stupid ass comment to yourself please. Also anyone reading this long ass post if your like this person I'm bitching at here. Please know the rest of the world that gets jokes and the idea behind them. We Hate you very much! and want you stop being such a lil beeitch all your life.
*my work here is done*
Jimmy Reyz wasn't sure where U were goin with that, but I'm glad I kept reading!! I hate how the world has become so soft,n had lost its sense of humor.. this guy is Hilarious!!
Time and place, luv
Clark Potter A smart vegan knows you have to pick your audience to have the information you want to share be absorbed in the best manner.. A comedy skit is not the right audience. Pick your battles as they say. P.s No animal eating for me for 18 years👍
The queer comment wasn’t necessary, nor does it make sense.
OMG he's like Bill Burr you know except for the being funny part
Lobsters taste like rubber n I don't eat crabs
Trinity Source you just have them? 😂
The Lobster you ate wasn't fresh. Sushi can also taste like shit, or like candy. depends on the $ and how experienced y'all be wit dem crab & lobstah legs up in ya snatch
Your not eating good lobster
.. wow, his vegan bit is aging poorly.
typical ignorant vegan schtick, but comedians deal in stereotypes, and he's hilarious... so i still thumbed up X)
This was 12 years ago. Veganism is far more mainstream now and the food is amazing.
@@Cheryl1965
And vegans are just as delusional now as they were twelve years ago...;)
Vegans are weak, they don't let the military live on a vegan diet because you can't defend a country without a strong body
It’s not ignorant just because you don’t like it sunshine
Highly annoying, and tortures lobsters. How is that sh** funny? WTF is wrong with people?
No one forced you to have kids.
someone did. SOCIETY.
It’s called comedy
He was joking.
At least he can afford kids. In 2020 for most of us that life is over. Mocking small town folk. Ha ha. This guy is pretty average.
Then don't have kids, Tom Papa.
Then don't watch stand-up, Od Xrfk.
Od Xrfk ,oh please your best material comes from your crazy family. Did you hear him say he did NOT LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT. He still thinks his wife is hot,he a totally talks to his kids,who WOULDN'T trade with this guy
Listen- what he is acknowledging the hard parts of being a dad
Od Xrfk I volunteer as tribute lol jk I might in the future.😂
Don't encourage people to eat meat Tom. Very uncool
Before my conception the womb was already vegan and after birth I have remained so never eating any Thing. From any creature..animal.. ever....and I have never been sick or weak a day in my 48 pure and perfect and true seasons on this planet. All morality aside, except in Gods Eyes there is no aside for the sensless slaughter of OVER 5 MILLION ANIMALS PER HOUR☆ are brutally killed in the USA, every hour. Every day. This according to iwn own usda in 2002....( i CANNOT bear to see the numbers now forgive me for not including them...).even from a health standpoint begrudgingly science has been forced to admit that animal free diets are the best in any circumstance.....but and in fact , if this person did not recognize THESE small truths in his repertoire then how can it be truly comedy? Go VEGAN Go with God... For All creatures living AND dead. ALIVE and DYING...GO VEGAN ..........DO IT FOR YOURSELF OR DO IT FOR GOD FOR THE RESPECT OF HIS OTHER CREATIONS OR DO IT FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU....BUT DO IT NOW.... THANK YOU.....
Military doesn't allow vegan diets because vegans are weak, if you want to be strong you gotta eat meat
Jennifer Hentrich I’m vegan as well & honestly you have to adapt if you expect people to absorb the info you have. This is a comedy routine comment section & not a good platform for you to be taken seriously.
Do you consider your mother a vegetable?
Go do something with yourself. P.s. God is a lie.
My God, you're absolutely insane 😂😂
He's like a horribly unfunny Louis CK ripoff
Tom Papa lookin like Little Foot from land before time