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  • @troythompson2
    @troythompson2 5 років тому +176

    On a Tom Papa binge. I haven't stopped smiling yet!

    • @papajj5
      @papajj5 4 роки тому

      Troy DC Thompson I’m on one right now!!

    • @kylostefan4661
      @kylostefan4661 3 роки тому

      I realize it's kinda randomly asking but do anyone know of a good place to stream newly released series online?

    • @eligatlin144
      @eligatlin144 3 роки тому

      @Kylo Stefan i watch on FlixZone. You can find it by googling :)

    • @rickydariel2018
      @rickydariel2018 3 роки тому

      @Eli Gatlin yup, been using Flixzone for years myself =)

    • @nasircallum411
      @nasircallum411 3 роки тому

      @Eli Gatlin Thanks, I signed up and it seems like a nice service =) I appreciate it!!

  • @Loknath009
    @Loknath009 5 років тому +165

    I just spent 2 hours looking at this guy's videos, I can't believe I never heard of him before. He is hilarious, agree specially as parent. The barf joke literally lived it 🤣.

    • @alaz9269
      @alaz9269 5 років тому +2

      Loknath 007 and no repeating jokes

    • @chrissysconvos
      @chrissysconvos 5 років тому +2

      Its 3 am I'm watching and cracking 3Bout the kid bard jokes. I thought I was the only one who lost my dignity catching childrens PUKE in my hand for the greater good😂😂😂 it made me feel better to know someone else knows the struggle

    • @mikkinoble77
      @mikkinoble77 2 роки тому +1

      He is definitely one of my all-time faves. Always good for laughs

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 Рік тому +1

      He opened for Jerry Seinfeld in Peoria IL and the audience loved him!

    • @victoriazamparelli-le4nn
      @victoriazamparelli-le4nn 3 місяці тому

      I've been a fan for years, he's amazing!

  • @ReverendSoupbone
    @ReverendSoupbone 8 місяців тому +3

    Papa is in the top tier of comedy. His delivery, timing and phrasing is masterful. I can watch his stuff over and over (I have, actually) and still laugh. I’d love to see him live.

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 Рік тому +18

    Tom isn’t a comedian, he’s a motivational speaker who brings me much joy!

  • @JakeRoselli
    @JakeRoselli 7 років тому +148

    if you are a parent, this guy's stuff is priceless. Very funny.

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 5 років тому +6

      You don't even have to be a parent...I'm an uncle who stayed at his brother's a few times...and he has 2 demons of his own, plus 2 more from other people...I tried to take a nap in a recliner...bam, nephew yells in my ear as loud as he can while spitting on my face at the same time.

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 5 років тому +1

      Especially if you have two girls as I do and he does. He’s been more prophet than comic since my girls were born.

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 4 роки тому +1

      @@MastaSmack lol lil devils

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm Рік тому +1

      i am not and it still is

  • @evelynrivera8799
    @evelynrivera8799 Рік тому +10

    Tom Papa is a comedy genius. 😁❤

  • @BarbaraVentresca
    @BarbaraVentresca 10 місяців тому +2

    Love Tom Papa. I think one of the things that makes him so funny to me is his delivery, the way he says things twice.😊

  • @mikegustafson5336
    @mikegustafson5336 Рік тому +7

    Saw him for the 1st time as an Opening act for Smokey Robinson a few years ago. He was Terrific!! I love watching his videos when I need a Great laugh.

  • @Herrcampzalot
    @Herrcampzalot 3 роки тому +13

    I love when i find random comedians who i binge on. 😂

  • @rosemunroe8100
    @rosemunroe8100 6 років тому +38

    He is the funniest. Part about sound when his child vomits, my gut hurt so hard from laughing

  • @maryrichards5264
    @maryrichards5264 3 роки тому +8

    One of the funniest people alive!

  • @djfreem6881
    @djfreem6881 Рік тому +9

    0:58 😂😂😂 this man has spoken for every single male father figure at once

  • @Baxternbeer
    @Baxternbeer Рік тому +2

    You made beer come out of my nose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅❤

  • @littlemissmichele9254
    @littlemissmichele9254 5 років тому +15

    I love this man.

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 6 років тому +65

    The love child of Jack Nicholson and John C. Reily😆

    • @MOTLEYBRUE
      @MOTLEYBRUE 5 років тому +3

      I said previously Don Rickles and George Carlin...lol

    • @DonnaPiaVocci
      @DonnaPiaVocci 3 роки тому +1

      whose grandfather was Jack Benny.

    • @86sineadw
      @86sineadw 2 роки тому +2

      Elton John and Jack Nicholson

  • @wudip6306
    @wudip6306 3 роки тому +18

    If anyone needs a dose of birth control, just listen to this guy!

  • @mr.leininger4604
    @mr.leininger4604 5 років тому +12

    His bit on the dance recital has several ideas in common with Louis CK's bit on his daughter's tap-dancing recital, which appears in his 2015 special, Louis CK: Live From the Comedy Store.

    • @bigeric1030
      @bigeric1030 5 років тому +7

      Mr. Leininger Tom debuted his bit in 2011 in “Tom Papa: Live in New York”.

    • @hwuilee
      @hwuilee 4 роки тому +4

      And papa s actually funny.

  • @micheleboris2851
    @micheleboris2851 Рік тому +4

    Tom is hilarious 🌹

  • @pimurdock9553
    @pimurdock9553 5 років тому +13

    Tom Papa, Tom Papa. Funny dad jokes, dad jokes. Funny dad jokes.

  • @bigeric1030
    @bigeric1030 5 років тому +10

    The kid puking story is a true story in my house.

  • @kevinangus4848
    @kevinangus4848 Рік тому +1

    "(arpp)Get her out of here! She smells!" 😂

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 4 роки тому +4

    He makes me happy!

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 2 роки тому +6

    Omg !! I can't breathe!
    The next time someone asks me if I'm ever having kids, I'll show them this video. I'm sure Tom really does love it, but it's not for me.

    • @TheTishy44
      @TheTishy44 Рік тому +2

      If only had I seen these videos, I would’ve been better prepared.

  • @koleyw932
    @koleyw932 11 місяців тому

    Such a funny guy, love his act

  • @joemm96
    @joemm96 7 років тому +44

    dead crowd, good act

    • @siriusfeline
      @siriusfeline 6 років тому +3

      Montreal would be the problem, in this case.

  • @MrWallybones
    @MrWallybones 11 місяців тому

    Tom is hilarious! 😂 especially if you have raised kids and been through those experiences.

  • @Angela-tt5ik
    @Angela-tt5ik 5 років тому +6

    Canadians are kind of reserved.

  • @beatleme2
    @beatleme2 5 років тому +6

    that Mr.clean bit 😆

  • @meganfrazier
    @meganfrazier Рік тому

    I’m literally making granola for my husband as I watch this in my kitchen. Yep - I’m a nester. Haha

  • @HippieMosquitoQuatro
    @HippieMosquitoQuatro 6 років тому +4

    just do it honey!

  • @chrissysconvos
    @chrissysconvos 5 років тому +2

    YES!! THIS GUY IS FUNNY!

  • @demetriolanderos8742
    @demetriolanderos8742 5 років тому +4

    "MAKE IT STOP!"

  • @parcos79
    @parcos79 5 років тому +3

    OMG PAPA IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE....

  • @arreandomocitozn68
    @arreandomocitozn68 5 років тому +4

    Wow he was stressed the fuck out in this one!

  • @joekoz3815
    @joekoz3815 2 роки тому +4

    I always sat near the back for my kids events. When they finished I left. My wife brought them home.

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 5 років тому +6

    making you too fat to fly ;D

  • @tacticalsweater5119
    @tacticalsweater5119 5 років тому +25

    Advice for single men-stay single.

    • @Brascobadboy
      @Brascobadboy 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @billreddy7593
      @billreddy7593 4 роки тому +6

      The difference between knowledge and wisdom is that knowledge is when you make a mistake and choose not repeat it.
      Wisdom is when you see someone ELSE make a mistake and you make better decisions in the future.
      And that's why I'm single (at 54) and loving life. Lots of money in the bank. Owned an E class mercedes, BMW Z3, 400 hp Jaguar XKR convertible, RX-7...Whatever I want. Go on vacations with no drama. What's not to like?

    • @minhtrivo6922
      @minhtrivo6922 3 роки тому

      @@billreddy7593 this motivates mee hehe this is all facts ! Keep doing you mr bill! ☺️

  • @John-lo6ck
    @John-lo6ck 4 роки тому +5

    How about your audio engineers figure out how to mix a video?

  • @Anonymous-ry1jb
    @Anonymous-ry1jb 2 роки тому +6

    You didnt get your wife's approval for this outfit, did you? 😂😂

  • @JanetBeebe-nh9re
    @JanetBeebe-nh9re Рік тому

    Try living on 2 hrs. Sleep for 16 years trying to keep a severely handicapped angelic little boy alive.❤

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 5 років тому +10

    Tom Papa is so great, but the Just for Laughs crowd is always so dead.

  • @morvildavidson338
    @morvildavidson338 5 років тому

    This is funny

  • @philwright2480
    @philwright2480 Рік тому

    😂

  • @hawksfan8870
    @hawksfan8870 3 роки тому +1

    Wait, why did he go all the way to Montreal just to do 7 minutes of standup?

    • @corrado
      @corrado 3 роки тому

      cuz he got paid to do so

  • @robertfrantz9469
    @robertfrantz9469 Рік тому

    It’s stress eating

  • @EwaldDieser
    @EwaldDieser 2 роки тому +2

    He speaks a little bit like Carlin.

  • @hensonlaura
    @hensonlaura 3 місяці тому

    If your children are waking you up at 6 AM to tell you they're bored, you're raising spoiled brats.

  • @kendradunn3907
    @kendradunn3907 3 роки тому

    His girls, are gonna be tough,

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 3 роки тому +2

    I love him, but what in the crap is going on with the patterns he is wearing?

  • @bucketfullofbutter
    @bucketfullofbutter 5 років тому +6

    Tom’s jacket and shirt combo doesn’t work for me

    • @cjcj6945
      @cjcj6945 4 роки тому +2

      Don't wear it🤨

  • @stephendavis7321
    @stephendavis7321 5 років тому

    Who needs a longwinded comment after a "sunset corona" U-tube videocation like this anyways!? I'd rather (insert joke here) with my grandma's ( insert punchline here) than do that!

  • @tier1solutions28
    @tier1solutions28 2 роки тому

    Saw your rogan interview. Horrifying.

  • @jocelyntroher2115
    @jocelyntroher2115 Рік тому +1

    Bleach clean

  • @rg2265
    @rg2265 11 місяців тому

    Gay, straight or pirate...😅😅😅

  • @h3ckNo
    @h3ckNo 3 роки тому +3

    Unless he heavily exaggerates for comedic effect, his whole family situation is kinda bad. Being there for your kids is great, but you should not follow every whim of your kid and put up with everything they do, this is how you raise a spoiled child.

    • @elliana9635
      @elliana9635 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elliana9635
      @elliana9635 3 роки тому +3

      It's not a matter of how many things your kids do and you support, It's a matter of how you teach, you can allow your kids to do a lot while teaching them about real life issues as well, Spoiled doesn't always equal Physical things, But menta and emotion Ways as well

    • @JAEGATS
      @JAEGATS 2 роки тому +3

      Online parenting experts strike again

    • @h3ckNo
      @h3ckNo 2 роки тому

      ​@@JAEGATS Because you need to be a master chef to criticize someone's cooking, right?

    • @JAEGATS
      @JAEGATS 2 роки тому +1

      @@h3ckNo No i just love how people online always have something to say about how somebody else raises their kids

  • @barriedehaan1238
    @barriedehaan1238 3 роки тому

    Trait of a bad comedian us he will repeat words to make himself clear

  • @siriusfeline
    @siriusfeline 6 років тому +9

    As PG and unoffensive (and hilarious) as Tom Papa is, this routine, that emphasizes male and female roles, would get him into trouble today...hard to believe but true.

    • @BikesAndBatallas
      @BikesAndBatallas 5 років тому +6

      No it wouldn't.

    • @willnill7946
      @willnill7946 4 роки тому +1

      Agree

    • @corrado
      @corrado 3 роки тому +4

      he still does similar routine, no one bothers him.

    • @TheTishy44
      @TheTishy44 Рік тому +2

      No…he’s actually safe, pretty non offensive.

  • @CannabisTechLife
    @CannabisTechLife 5 років тому

    quiet af

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous 4 роки тому +1

    I find it amazing that anyone thinks this dude is funny.

  • @barriedehaan1238
    @barriedehaan1238 3 роки тому

    Cringe....

  • @sb-tb1ld
    @sb-tb1ld 4 роки тому +1

    I'm sorry. This wasn't funny. Try Theo Von or Bill Burr.

  • @guyparris4871
    @guyparris4871 Рік тому

    This guy is not funny at all!