When you were raised so poor that sandwiches were restaurant quality, mall Chinese food was like being given food from God almighty. I will forever love it
@@whyyoumadbro2370 take the joke and move on. But hey, next time you see a Chinese place in a strip mall, look and see if there’s a veterinarian place in the same strip mall or across the street 🤔🤣
He's just another silver spoon fed beta kid. He's probably never had hard times in his life, where $10 fo a meal taste amazing. Even goin to the store to get the ingredients for that would be more expensive than $10.
People don’t go to places like this for good quality food it’s just cheap and convenient when you’re broke. This is a meal that can last you an entire day if you portion it out and in all honesty I’m thankful for places like this.
@@llandonross1372 yeah the malls down here in florida have the best chinese food. The individual restaurants are shitty. It also depends on which mall and which chinese place in the mall that u go to. Not every mall is the same lol. This guy probably went to a random mall. How hasnt he had mall chinese food yet!!!!
You’ve got low standards so everybody does. Just because the sight of a sugary glaze makes you salivate doesn’t mean it tastes good. If its bad, I ain’t eating it, and I’m not making TikTok cash like this guy is.
5.8 is average so yeah I’m pretty sure he ate it, he probably just doesn’t recommend it if your looking for better quality. It’s a food review stop getting in your feelings bud
Mall chinese food is like 5lbs of godliness. When you broke, high, or on the odd mall stop after a school field trip, that shit was what you needed. Maybe its a 90s kid thing. That shit is what I hit up when I got one of those depressed day. The mall might be all but abandoned, but that chinese place has been there for 25 years and the pictures and prices havent changed.
yeah the thing about mall food is the stand won't survive if the food is bad so i think the place he went to has to be new. the chinese spot at my mall is good asf
This guy is hilarious with a certain degree of dry humor. I’m subscribed to like 4 food bloggers who are low key half food connoisseurs and half comedians 😂😂
I remember this Chinese food place in the mall here in Detroit about 20 years ago. It was so good, the line would be wrapped around the mall. Price? $4.75.
Mall Chinese food is always good.. at least the one near me is. We go so often that we know the workers and everything, my mom even gave gifts to them. And sometimes they give us a little extra or free extra sides because of it.
The only reason I ever go to the mall is for the bourbon chicken and rice. I make it myself, but can't get the sauce exactly right, probably just need to water it down more lol
Truth bro. Had a Chinese restaurant near where I grew up that literally just had “China Restaurant” hanging above it and it was the best damn Chinese food you’ll ever taste made by a family that came over here. I’ve tried a bunch of other places and none come even close
That hood part is so true. The more an area causes you to instinctively believe your life is in danger, the more the food is gonna buss. It's scientifically factual.
True, but I hate when people say, "These scum asians come into our black neighborhoods and take our business! Why are they here?!" and im just like, because its all they can afford for a building lmao
I thought sesame chicken for mall Chinese was fife until I had bourbon chicken at another mall, life changing. Fr considering driving 4 hours to have it one more time with my wife 😂
Panda Express was part of our bulking routine back in the day. Hit a heavy lift, walk across the parking lot to the Panda Express, load up for like ten bucks.
I’ve never had bad mall Chinese lol that shit always hits the spot. I have had (and lived in places) with wayyyyy shittier Chinese takeout than I’ve ever gotten from a mall. Far from authentic, and certainly not the best Chinese I’ve ever had, but have yet to be disappointed.
Get when it’s first made which can be tricky.Some of the opening food is from yesterday.So usually right after lunch rush when they are forced to make fresh food.
Their goal is to not make awesome amazing quality food for 10$ out of cheap ingredients, i also bet it tastes damn good especially knowing you got it for 10$
Chinese brother here. Mall Chinese food is its own epic cuisine. It's so good *because* it's so bad. Chicken : Breading ratio is 1 : 5? = W Can feel the exact shape of your arteries while eating? = W Chicken is dunked in sauce with more sugar that literal candy? = W Them garlicky greenbeans? = W Mall Chinese food is a 10. 10/10 bad, to the point where it's 10/10 good. Touches the mf heart.
At my local mall that one Chinese restaurant would price the 3 choice at $7 at 7pm and people would literally wait because the portion size were like that 🤣. I don’t know how much it is now because that was a couple years ago.
I miss eating the PPMall Chinese food court food that i used to work at. Their food quality standards there are higher due to mall regulation so the food were much better plus every owner have their food quality standards. Still miss their food for the passed 14 years. I've been to many great restaurants but there was something special about my old boss's food..
Nah bro, that right there is a buffet on clearance. That's good eating, I grew up poor so when mom brought home 4 full ass plates of Chinese food like that. We were dining like the gods that night. I'll take your plate if you ain't eating it 😋😋😋😋😋😋
Bro, FUCK THE QUALITY OF THE FOOD!!! 😂😂😂 He gave you a family-sized plate for only ten dollars. You can even get a combo meal at McDonald's for that money.
Mall Chinese food is like that, it’s either hit or miss, nothing in between. It’s not just alright, it’s either some of the best or disgusting, and I’ve noticed malls that are smaller with most stores shut down or not that popular have the best food in general. When I was in Florida, there was a seafood restaurant inside of a mall in Crystal River. All of the stores had the quality of a child made lemonade stand. The only stores they had that was an actual branded store was K-Mart and GNC and I think a Radio Shack. Everything else was just like a small business type store, most of it was like t-shirt printing or a beauty salon. The building itself was basically a huge circus tent. The restaurant was so good they had to move out of the Mall into an actual restaurant because they got super popular. Another restaurant had to do the same thing, a Steakhouse type restaurant that was in there. Best seafood ever. Never tried the steakhouse.
$10?! $10 for all that . Good or bad I’ll prob still eat it
Eating that good meow meow and bark bark meat 😂😂😮
@@PlatinumHustle if it costs $10 then sign me up
Hell
Yeah
Agreed
They do more than that normally for $10
When you were raised so poor that sandwiches were restaurant quality, mall Chinese food was like being given food from God almighty. I will forever love it
It has nothing to do with being poor.
@@l-train7876 No one asked
@@l-train7876 your name fits
I feel ya! But I love the quality food where the Chinese people eat too! A different experience.
@@mrpinkfreak4168 correct, I’m from Chicago.
For $10 it'll talk your stomach out of growling.
Grubtent
That meat was growling and meowing too before it was cooked 😮🤣
@@PlatinumHustle 🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐
@@PlatinumHustle Bro that shit was made in American malls lol. That must mean they eat dogs and cats too?
@@whyyoumadbro2370 take the joke and move on. But hey, next time you see a Chinese place in a strip mall, look and see if there’s a veterinarian place in the same strip mall or across the street 🤔🤣
The moment you said trash, I knew in my heart it was a 10.
west hates china now so thats why. but in reality they are arrogant now. oh im wrong they show there true color on the world.
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On god it is LMAO I don't have refined tastes like this guy who keeps buying absurdly priced food, especially growing up in Asia
@@sev8608 in asia buying priced food are for middle and rich people only.
@@CarinoGamingStudio I know thats why I knew it would be good
5.8 outta 10, but homie gobbled that shit up like it was his last meal on death row.
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Bro expects a 5 star meal for $10😂
Do you know what is more terrifying? Sometimes this sentence is not a joke💀
Rite trippin
two things he never said he expects it to be 5 star for two that logic is not accurate 5 star meals can be 100$ and still be nasty
@@deontaestriggles8361 dude went to a Chinese food place in a mall and paid $10 he should expect it to taste like the heavens. hop off his lap
Haha fr he hella spoon fed 😂
He know damn well he still ate that whole plate 😂
An outside food is always good food we all know that
Know damn well he tru it right in the dumpster soon as the short ended
He always does 😂
He's just another silver spoon fed beta kid. He's probably never had hard times in his life, where $10 fo a meal taste amazing. Even goin to the store to get the ingredients for that would be more expensive than $10.
@@GabrielGarcia-300 The jealousy is wild 🤦
As a chinese person, on occasion, mall chinese food just hits the spot LOL
吃一口就想起了老家 哈哈哈
@@peachesbunny Bat soup right
@@JohnDoe-sw1rs you’re a weirdo
@@JohnDoe-sw1rs calm down racist
@@JohnDoe-sw1rs woww everyone must love you!! /s
The broccoli soaked in sauce is a Chinese staple as far as I’m concerned, best part of the meal 😂
这不是真正的中餐，橙子鸡，西兰花炒牛肉这些不是中餐，中国人也不经常吃炒面和春卷，真正的中餐有八个主要菜系，此外还有新疆菜，云南菜，东北菜，蒙餐，藏餐等地方菜系
@@user-bq5wl3xt9l 他并没有问你什么是真正的中餐。这不重要。对他们来说好不好吃才重要。
@@user-bq5wl3xt9lno one asked
People don’t go to places like this for good quality food it’s just cheap and convenient when you’re broke. This is a meal that can last you an entire day if you portion it out and in all honesty I’m thankful for places like this.
Nah, the food should absolutely taste good lol.
Bro complaining about quality at a Chinese mall stand 💀💀
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Did he complain or did he just rate the food?
Vine boom, "huh?"
@@nolabets3130 both buddy
There are actually ones with great food, so it's worth rating.
I aint complaining if I paid 10$ for that lol
Facts
not if your a vlogger with arrogant issue.
First time I've ever heard anyone ask if mall Chinese food is that good.
I mean it’s Chinese food that you find at the mall. It’s probably not gonna be too good, but damn I’d still eat that
Mall Chinese is the best
@@llandonross1372 yeah the malls down here in florida have the best chinese food. The individual restaurants are shitty. It also depends on which mall and which chinese place in the mall that u go to. Not every mall is the same lol. This guy probably went to a random mall. How hasnt he had mall chinese food yet!!!!
@@mattclark6465 yea cause pembroke mall chinese food is good, better than aventura’s
@@Lia-ij4mg lmao
“What’s fresh?”
“Don’t worry about it”
I can’t even explain the confusion I would have
you know salmonella is coming
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That’s why he gave him all that ain’t nothing on there fresh lol
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I hate when people know damn well they like the food but they still want to complain… I guarantee you he still ate the full thing 🙄
😂😂😂😂😂True
You’ve got low standards so everybody does. Just because the sight of a sugary glaze makes you salivate doesn’t mean it tastes good. If its bad, I ain’t eating it, and I’m not making TikTok cash like this guy is.
On God no way he threw any of that away. That shit be BUSSIN
when u hungry, u gone eat regardless if it's ass or not.
plus he a reviewer, if he say it's ass, it's probably for the best.
5.8 is average so yeah I’m pretty sure he ate it, he probably just doesn’t recommend it if your looking for better quality. It’s a food review stop getting in your feelings bud
Mall chinese food is like 5lbs of godliness. When you broke, high, or on the odd mall stop after a school field trip, that shit was what you needed. Maybe its a 90s kid thing. That shit is what I hit up when I got one of those depressed day. The mall might be all but abandoned, but that chinese place has been there for 25 years and the pictures and prices havent changed.
Mall Chinese food be bussin. You may be at the wrong mall.
Nah you’re tripping
@@leorios8279you just forget there are hundreds of malls some of those Chinese mall shops good as hell
The one close to where I live is having some of the best sweet and sour chicken that ever ate
@@leorios8279nah you are, mall Chinese food is good when you find a place that isn't cheap and decently priced but not overpriced 🥱🥱
yeah the thing about mall food is the stand won't survive if the food is bad so i think the place he went to has to be new. the chinese spot at my mall is good asf
Hipster discovers mall Chinese food and complains about the quality 😂😂😂
Yup. This guy is super cringe
Dude yall so spoiled 😂😂 this shit fire
For sure this Kev guy is such a Kevin/Karen
Ungrateful pos had the audacity to complain that the egg roll wasn’t hand made when he only paid $10 for all that food.
Listen.. man $10 for that is a damn steal!
here in san fransisco in chinatown they would charge 5 bucks for that and boba despite how expensive san fransisco is
Habibi come to india, in $10 you can eat a whole day food
Bro expects the food to be fresh when the shop has a layout like that
This guy is hilarious with a certain degree of dry humor. I’m subscribed to like 4 food bloggers who are low key half food connoisseurs and half comedians 😂😂
Bro roasting free food lmao😂I would have torn it up no questions asked
No bodbody cares bro
@@shido_rimru_ you obviously care to type in a 3 week old comment 💀weird ahh
He rated it doofus☠️ Want you to tell him its the best thing ever? Also no one gives a shit how you would eat it its his opinion! 😂
DAMN
@@shido_rimru_ you took time to reply with yo goofy ass
“This chicken is dryer than your gir” got me 😂😂😂
Fun fact: if you were to try to build this same plate at your local Wegman’s Marketplace, it’d cost you $50-$60 (they charge $15.99 per lb)
and he rate is as if was like local food price. 😂
I remember this Chinese food place in the mall here in Detroit about 20 years ago. It was so good, the line would be wrapped around the mall. Price? $4.75.
$4.75? Jesus, how much is that menu nowadays in that area?
Bro just talkin💀 everyone knows mall Chinese chicken taste fuego👌🏽
Trash
Hii
Good? Slightly! Get you full? Tremendously 😂😂😂
Guy dissing the plate still ate it and didnt gave the homie enough credit for serving him that much food. Justice for Quandingle.🙏😔
well i dont think west gives justice this days anyway. lol.
Shit slaps when you've been walking around the mall and the hunger hits.
When you a teen in the mall, that chinese food a blessing
Mall Chinese food is always good.. at least the one near me is. We go so often that we know the workers and everything, my mom even gave gifts to them. And sometimes they give us a little extra or free extra sides because of it.
"The chicken is drier than your girl." 😂
Facts tho 😂
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he thought that was a line
@@annamorgan6765 lol
Some noods
“At least five hours.” 😂💀 so specific.
That not even too bad lol
Wasn’t even funny
Mall Chinese food lowkey better than the Chinese restaurant at least where I’m at.
“That chicken is DRIER THAN YO GIRL”… we heard you Kev😂😂😂
"The chicken is drier than your girl" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Its not funny stfu npc
ikr 😂😂 i thought i was the only one that heard it
@SilverSurfer87 but nobody its mentioning it u weirdo
@SilverSurfer87fax bro's tweaking
The only reason I ever go to the mall is for the bourbon chicken and rice. I make it myself, but can't get the sauce exactly right, probably just need to water it down more lol
That man knew you and said “….I gotchu” 😂
You know you bodied that plate with a smile.
"The chicken is dryer than your girl" 😂😂
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I think you meant drier...
not dryer as in hair dryer lol
He was def talking bout his own girl, cas shiiddd
Only his girl
The best Chinese/burger joint’s always in the hood aka mom/pop restaurants 💯
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Truth bro. Had a Chinese restaurant near where I grew up that literally just had “China Restaurant” hanging above it and it was the best damn Chinese food you’ll ever taste made by a family that came over here. I’ve tried a bunch of other places and none come even close
Definitely the places where it's the only one in that city been owned by the same people for 30 years be the best places
That hood part is so true. The more an area causes you to instinctively believe your life is in danger, the more the food is gonna buss. It's scientifically factual.
True, but I hate when people say, "These scum asians come into our black neighborhoods and take our business! Why are they here?!" and im just like, because its all they can afford for a building lmao
The mall Chinese place we have is actually really damn good and it’s still cheap.
I thought sesame chicken for mall Chinese was fife until I had bourbon chicken at another mall, life changing. Fr considering driving 4 hours to have it one more time with my wife 😂
BRO!!!!!!! 10!
10!
Now that is something I would buy.
I’ll get the runs occasionally from chines mall food but it’s always worth how much you get and how little it costs 😅😂
That’s why you’re getting the runs my boy. Go to An actual Chinese take out spot lol
Chines
Panda Express was part of our bulking routine back in the day. Hit a heavy lift, walk across the parking lot to the Panda Express, load up for like ten bucks.
I'll still eat that any day
His reaction to the fried rice had me dying 😂😂
I’ve never had bad mall Chinese lol that shit always hits the spot. I have had (and lived in places) with wayyyyy shittier Chinese takeout than I’ve ever gotten from a mall.
Far from authentic, and certainly not the best Chinese I’ve ever had, but have yet to be disappointed.
It probably varies by mall but my favorite dish from the Chinese place in the food court has always been the bourbon chicken.
$10 you can't complain bro.
You know this food coma size portion - he definitely used you as a bin to getvrid of extras that may not be sold by the end of the day 😂😂
He just casually roasting the food as he eats😂
Bro I'm now motivated to find where this is and eat from that place for the rest of my life
I'm high af, and I would tear that up right now 😂😂
That food looks bomb! Sometimes you just have a craving for some savory, oily, msg, Chinese food that hits the spot
From the moment I first saw you eating that chicken, my heart became jealous. Now all it wants is to dissolve in and become a part of you.
That explosion reaction at 0:41 was funny. LOL
This is coming from a dude who said McDonald’s has best chicken nuggets. I swear I don’t ever go based off other ppls taste buds.
Looking good for the 10.59
on poooinnttt
orange chicken hit that bih
BIH!
Try this today not tomorrow
That guy is annoying.
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Seeing all that for $10 knowing I pay £7.50 for my fried rice alone is upsetting lol
same lol. sometimes i make it at home but most times i jus dont wana bother
Vegetarian order for me😂❤❤ looking appropriate though
He’s capping.. mall asian cuisine is forever goated
Honestly that has (and still is) my favorite place to get Chinese food!! I love mall chinese
I can't sit here and listen to any disrespect towards mall Chinese food
Get when it’s first made which can be tricky.Some of the opening food is from yesterday.So usually right after lunch rush when they are forced to make fresh food.
The Hits are vegetables and misses are rat, cat and Pigeon 😂😂
5 hour old rice? Man, that shit is still fresh.
He a big ass privilege kid who expects 5 star food
they def arent
Sarku Japan is the goat of Asian mall food. Their teriyaki chicken is goated.
Yup. I'd put their chicken teriyaki up against any Michelin 4 star Chinese restaurant
The goat. No one compares
I go to mandarin express and get this much shit and it’s amazing and cheap
ngl forgot that was a thing since I don't even have one near me lol
I love Chinese mall food. I used to go there broke as a teen for the “free sampol”
Hell yeah, my local mall is practically barren nowadays bit the Chinese place stayed strong
Lmaoooo I’m Asian and I don’t even eat Chinese food with chopsticks 😂😂😂😂
LMAOOO damn he was serious? 😂😂 I thought he was joking for a min iwel 😭
thats not the "THE" mall chinese food. that's just a trash spot at a random mall
Their goal is to not make awesome amazing quality food for 10$ out of cheap ingredients, i also bet it tastes damn good especially knowing you got it for 10$
Agreed bro some food is shit and we shit food
Chinese brother here. Mall Chinese food is its own epic cuisine. It's so good *because* it's so bad.
Chicken : Breading ratio is 1 : 5?
= W
Can feel the exact shape of your arteries while eating?
= W
Chicken is dunked in sauce with more sugar that literal candy?
= W
Them garlicky greenbeans?
= W
Mall Chinese food is a 10. 10/10 bad, to the point where it's 10/10 good. Touches the mf heart.
Thank you so much for always putting out awesome videos!
I feel like since the pandemic mall chinese food just doesn't hit like that
This guy done get it and complained 😂😂😂
the fried rice reaction 😂😂
At my local mall that one Chinese restaurant would price the 3 choice at $7 at 7pm and people would literally wait because the portion size were like that 🤣. I don’t know how much it is now because that was a couple years ago.
"HUH.............." 😂
I miss eating the PPMall Chinese food court food that i used to work at. Their food quality standards there are higher due to mall regulation so the food were much better plus every owner have their food quality standards. Still miss their food for the passed 14 years. I've been to many great restaurants but there was something special about my old boss's food..
Nah bro, that right there is a buffet on clearance. That's good eating, I grew up poor so when mom brought home 4 full ass plates of Chinese food like that. We were dining like the gods that night. I'll take your plate if you ain't eating it
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Its affordable. I’m usually there on fridays for some community work and I grab it occasionally.
"The chicken is drier than your girl"
Ok bro.....
Bro, FUCK THE QUALITY OF THE FOOD!!! 😂😂😂
He gave you a family-sized plate for only ten dollars. You can even get a combo meal at McDonald's for that money.
Dude be living life on the edge eating all that with a clean white shirt!
Haha "what's fresh" is an insult, he gave you the opposite of what you asked for just for asking for it😂
Bro saying noodles become terrifying 😅
My local mall lost a stoner teen institution when captain porno stache closed his stand
When you ask them if it was fresh, and he said don't worry about, you should of known it wasn't going to be good 😂
Hey now you leave the dry leathery Chinese food alone 😂 I love that stuff
Mall Chinese food is like that, it’s either hit or miss, nothing in between. It’s not just alright, it’s either some of the best or disgusting, and I’ve noticed malls that are smaller with most stores shut down or not that popular have the best food in general. When I was in Florida, there was a seafood restaurant inside of a mall in Crystal River. All of the stores had the quality of a child made lemonade stand. The only stores they had that was an actual branded store was K-Mart and GNC and I think a Radio Shack. Everything else was just like a small business type store, most of it was like t-shirt printing or a beauty salon. The building itself was basically a huge circus tent. The restaurant was so good they had to move out of the Mall into an actual restaurant because they got super popular. Another restaurant had to do the same thing, a Steakhouse type restaurant that was in there. Best seafood ever. Never tried the steakhouse.
“The chicken is dryer than your girl.”😂😂
Nah mall Chinese food as a kid was always 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“I’ll give you a little bit of everything” translates to … “let me give you all this old food so I put some fresh ones out”.
He sitting there nitpicking the food while smacking his lips. No one expects Michelin star quality from the Chinese restaurant at the mall. 😂
I do
Hell yeah ❤😂😂😂$10 is love you won't be hungry
This guy definitely says he reviews the food to the workers to get deals