Mall Chinese Food???

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  • @C_In_Outlaw3817
    @C_In_Outlaw3817 Рік тому +22157

    $10?! $10 for all that . Good or bad I’ll prob still eat it

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Рік тому +586

      Eating that good meow meow and bark bark meat 😂😂😮

    • @C_In_Outlaw3817
      @C_In_Outlaw3817 Рік тому +1182

      @@PlatinumHustle if it costs $10 then sign me up

    • @sip5257
      @sip5257 Рік тому +31

      Hell
      Yeah

    • @jugghead82
      @jugghead82 Рік тому +21

      Agreed

    • @BruceWaynge
      @BruceWaynge Рік тому +15

      They do more than that normally for $10

  • @OriginalSirSpeaksAlot
    @OriginalSirSpeaksAlot Рік тому +3118

    When you were raised so poor that sandwiches were restaurant quality, mall Chinese food was like being given food from God almighty. I will forever love it

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 Рік тому +14

      It has nothing to do with being poor.

    • @mrpinkfreak4168
      @mrpinkfreak4168 Рік тому +172

      @@l-train7876 No one asked

    • @mrpinkfreak4168
      @mrpinkfreak4168 Рік тому +50

      @@l-train7876 your name fits

    • @WayCoolNurse
      @WayCoolNurse Рік тому +17

      I feel ya! But I love the quality food where the Chinese people eat too! A different experience.

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 Рік тому

      @@mrpinkfreak4168 correct, I’m from Chicago.

  • @Heyec
    @Heyec Рік тому +2808

    The moment you said trash, I knew in my heart it was a 10.

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 9 місяців тому

      west hates china now so thats why. but in reality they are arrogant now. oh im wrong they show there true color on the world.

    • @antonioluna4538
      @antonioluna4538 9 місяців тому +16

      ☠️☠️

    • @sev8608
      @sev8608 9 місяців тому +124

      On god it is LMAO I don't have refined tastes like this guy who keeps buying absurdly priced food, especially growing up in Asia

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 9 місяців тому +11

      @@sev8608 in asia buying priced food are for middle and rich people only.

    • @sev8608
      @sev8608 9 місяців тому +17

      @@CarinoGamingStudio I know thats why I knew it would be good

  • @AbuZaynab1
    @AbuZaynab1 9 місяців тому +1048

    5.8 outta 10, but homie gobbled that shit up like it was his last meal on death row.

  • @r4v4g3r
    @r4v4g3r Рік тому +480

    The broccoli soaked in sauce is a Chinese staple as far as I’m concerned, best part of the meal 😂

    • @西瓜-o8w
      @西瓜-o8w 8 місяців тому +8

      这不是真正的中餐,橙子鸡,西兰花炒牛肉这些不是中餐,中国人也不经常吃炒面和春卷,真正的中餐有八个主要菜系,此外还有新疆菜,云南菜,东北菜,蒙餐,藏餐等地方菜系

    • @puga4202
      @puga4202 8 місяців тому +17

      @@西瓜-o8w 他并没有问你什么是真正的中餐。这不重要。对他们来说好不好吃才重要。

    • @jakesnussbuster3565
      @jakesnussbuster3565 8 місяців тому

      ​@@西瓜-o8wno one asked

    • @Sfgkddshjgds455
      @Sfgkddshjgds455 3 місяці тому

      It doesn't tast good real chinese food is not tasty​@@puga4202

    • @vanhattfield8292
      @vanhattfield8292 2 місяці тому +1

      Good luck finding broccoli in China. 😂

  • @504spvzz7
    @504spvzz7 Рік тому +11341

    For $10 it'll talk your stomach out of growling.

    • @Kurdykur4240
      @Kurdykur4240 Рік тому +164

      Grubtent

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Рік тому +101

      That meat was growling and meowing too before it was cooked 😮🤣

    • @quyxanh
      @quyxanh Рік тому +20

      @@PlatinumHustle 🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐

    • @whyyoumadbro2370
      @whyyoumadbro2370 Рік тому +90

      ​@@PlatinumHustle Bro that shit was made in American malls lol. That must mean they eat dogs and cats too?

    • @PlatinumHustle
      @PlatinumHustle Рік тому +13

      @@whyyoumadbro2370 take the joke and move on. But hey, next time you see a Chinese place in a strip mall, look and see if there’s a veterinarian place in the same strip mall or across the street 🤔🤣

  • @linx5932
    @linx5932 Рік тому +2866

    He know damn well he still ate that whole plate 😂

    • @aronblanche
      @aronblanche 10 місяців тому +29

      An outside food is always good food we all know that

    • @SuckMyJohnson
      @SuckMyJohnson 9 місяців тому

      Know damn well he tru it right in the dumpster soon as the short ended

    • @nay9705
      @nay9705 9 місяців тому +4

      He always does 😂

    • @GabrielGarcia-300
      @GabrielGarcia-300 9 місяців тому +13

      He's just another silver spoon fed beta kid. He's probably never had hard times in his life, where $10 fo a meal taste amazing. Even goin to the store to get the ingredients for that would be more expensive than $10.

    • @MarkyIsNow
      @MarkyIsNow 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@GabrielGarcia-300 The jealousy is wild 🤦

  • @ameliad1231
    @ameliad1231 Рік тому +6836

    Bro expects a 5 star meal for $10😂

    • @tomli9793
      @tomli9793 Рік тому +152

      Do you know what is more terrifying? Sometimes this sentence is not a joke💀

    • @ramseythompson1632
      @ramseythompson1632 Рік тому +12

      Rite trippin

    • @deontaestriggles8361
      @deontaestriggles8361 Рік тому +48

      two things he never said he expects it to be 5 star for two that logic is not accurate 5 star meals can be 100$ and still be nasty

    • @ameliad1231
      @ameliad1231 Рік тому +91

      @@deontaestriggles8361 dude went to a Chinese food place in a mall and paid $10 he should expect it to taste like the heavens. hop off his lap

    • @ivanmolina5050
      @ivanmolina5050 Рік тому +13

      Haha fr he hella spoon fed 😂

  • @NigelThornbery
    @NigelThornbery Рік тому +1000

    “What’s fresh?”
    “Don’t worry about it”

    • @damage_626
      @damage_626 Рік тому +24

      I can’t even explain the confusion I would have

    • @denisenichols3854
      @denisenichols3854 10 місяців тому +13

      you know salmonella is coming

    • @Emmanuel-om2zq
      @Emmanuel-om2zq 9 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jerz18
      @jerz18 9 місяців тому +6

      That’s why he gave him all that ain’t nothing on there fresh lol

    • @KhayreeMiles
      @KhayreeMiles 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @livinglegend450
    @livinglegend450 9 місяців тому +104

    Dude yall so spoiled 😂😂 this shit fire

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 8 місяців тому +4

      For sure this Kev guy is such a Kevin/Karen

    • @roygbiv9038
      @roygbiv9038 7 місяців тому

      Ungrateful pos had the audacity to complain that the egg roll wasn’t hand made when he only paid $10 for all that food.

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 4 місяці тому +1

      Or it's just cheap mid food which is exactly what everyone expects. He gave it a 5.8 that ain't a terrible score

    • @luutuan7162
      @luutuan7162 3 місяці тому

      @@tycrabapple9282 all that shit for just 10 bucks? and you expecting the quality to be some 100$ shit? for that price it's a 10/10 pal. Ever heard of you get what you pay for?

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 3 місяці тому

      @@luutuan7162 ?

  • @KozaiDesign
    @KozaiDesign Рік тому +1467

    As a chinese person, on occasion, mall chinese food just hits the spot LOL

  • @cheex9861
    @cheex9861 Рік тому +519

    I aint complaining if I paid 10$ for that lol

    • @Donationking1
      @Donationking1 Рік тому +15

      Facts

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 9 місяців тому +12

      not if your a vlogger with arrogant issue.

    • @never3200-l9k
      @never3200-l9k Місяць тому

      @@CarinoGamingStudio when rating food is your job and people get their panties in a twist because you rate food accurately... you gotta be one of the owners

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio Місяць тому

      @@never3200-l9k when your a western. and you have angry issue towards asian. then your not a food job tester. your advertising to make people hate asian.

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio Місяць тому +1

      @@never3200-l9k its not. lol. why are you in his shoe eating that food?

  • @nighthawk0077
    @nighthawk0077 Рік тому +1752

    First time I've ever heard anyone ask if mall Chinese food is that good.

    • @I_am_box
      @I_am_box Рік тому +22

      I mean it’s Chinese food that you find at the mall. It’s probably not gonna be too good, but damn I’d still eat that

    • @llandonross1372
      @llandonross1372 Рік тому +37

      Mall Chinese is the best

    • @mattclark6465
      @mattclark6465 Рік тому +11

      ​@@llandonross1372 yeah the malls down here in florida have the best chinese food. The individual restaurants are shitty. It also depends on which mall and which chinese place in the mall that u go to. Not every mall is the same lol. This guy probably went to a random mall. How hasnt he had mall chinese food yet!!!!

    • @Lia-ij4mg
      @Lia-ij4mg Рік тому +2

      @@mattclark6465 yea cause pembroke mall chinese food is good, better than aventura’s

    • @mattclark6465
      @mattclark6465 Рік тому

      @@Lia-ij4mg lmao

  • @Reese1882yw
    @Reese1882yw 9 місяців тому +148

    People don’t go to places like this for good quality food it’s just cheap and convenient when you’re broke. This is a meal that can last you an entire day if you portion it out and in all honesty I’m thankful for places like this.

    • @mermaidtingzzz
      @mermaidtingzzz 8 місяців тому

      Nah, the food should absolutely taste good lol.

    • @LiouseVee
      @LiouseVee Місяць тому +1

      @@mermaidtingzzz You're ignorant. It's meant for the cheap prices. Not the quality. It doesnt taste horrible. It's edible and seasoned. Stop being picky if your gonna be poor. Go to a steakhouse if you want quality.

    • @DT4LYFE
      @DT4LYFE Місяць тому

      @@LiouseVeeSince when is food at the mall cheap?! 😂

    • @jzwv
      @jzwv Місяць тому

      @@DT4LYFE It is cheap when the quantity is 3x the amount for the price.

    • @DT4LYFE
      @DT4LYFE Місяць тому +1

      @@jzwv Well he did say he got hooked up, but that’s lucky for him. These days, you don’t get that amount EVER.

  • @Marless2476
    @Marless2476 Рік тому +562

    Mall Chinese food be bussin. You may be at the wrong mall.

    • @leorios8279
      @leorios8279 Рік тому

      Nah you’re tripping

    • @ezbred8145
      @ezbred8145 Рік тому +33

      @@leorios8279you just forget there are hundreds of malls some of those Chinese mall shops good as hell

    • @spongebobgotthesudsbecause5169
      @spongebobgotthesudsbecause5169 Рік тому

      The one close to where I live is having some of the best sweet and sour chicken that ever ate

    • @TYLERTHECREATOR97
      @TYLERTHECREATOR97 Рік тому

      ​@@leorios8279nah you are, mall Chinese food is good when you find a place that isn't cheap and decently priced but not overpriced 🥱🥱

    • @warclassics
      @warclassics Рік тому

      yeah the thing about mall food is the stand won't survive if the food is bad so i think the place he went to has to be new. the chinese spot at my mall is good asf

  • @musicwithj1759
    @musicwithj1759 Рік тому +2423

    Bro complaining about quality at a Chinese mall stand 💀💀

    • @BLACKCREEKSOFALABAMA
      @BLACKCREEKSOFALABAMA Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nolabets3130
      @nolabets3130 Рік тому +52

      Did he complain or did he just rate the food?

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll Рік тому +2

      Vine boom, "huh?"

    • @reasons..
      @reasons.. Рік тому +27

      ​@@nolabets3130 both buddy

    • @SkywardKing
      @SkywardKing Рік тому +6

      There are actually ones with great food, so it's worth rating.

  • @graefx
    @graefx 10 місяців тому +33

    Mall chinese food is like 5lbs of godliness. When you broke, high, or on the odd mall stop after a school field trip, that shit was what you needed. Maybe its a 90s kid thing. That shit is what I hit up when I got one of those depressed day. The mall might be all but abandoned, but that chinese place has been there for 25 years and the pictures and prices havent changed.

  • @Hotep982
    @Hotep982 Рік тому +48

    Hipster discovers mall Chinese food and complains about the quality 😂😂😂

    • @Val_Lat
      @Val_Lat 8 місяців тому +8

      Yup. This guy is super cringe

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 4 місяці тому +1

      You want him to lie and say it's a 10/10? 5.8 isn't even that bad of a rating, he's literally reviewing the food and giving his opinion, THE POINT OF THE VIDEO, and y'all still find a way to be mad. Smh

    • @macklyfe9199
      @macklyfe9199 16 днів тому

      Never had a movie date goes to the food court for paradise

  • @mwood341
    @mwood341 10 місяців тому +40

    Fun fact: if you were to try to build this same plate at your local Wegman’s Marketplace, it’d cost you $50-$60 (they charge $15.99 per lb)

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 9 місяців тому +1

      and he rate is as if was like local food price. 😂

  • @SUPERCOOLEO
    @SUPERCOOLEO Рік тому +335

    Listen.. man $10 for that is a damn steal!

    • @GOJOSATORUWILLIVE
      @GOJOSATORUWILLIVE Рік тому

      here in san fransisco in chinatown they would charge 5 bucks for that and boba despite how expensive san fransisco is

    • @yashvardhankumar137
      @yashvardhankumar137 Рік тому +1

      Habibi come to india, in $10 you can eat a whole day food

  • @ziyaokong9493
    @ziyaokong9493 Рік тому +334

    Bro expects the food to be fresh when the shop has a layout like that

    • @ShadaeBalancesKnightAstro
      @ShadaeBalancesKnightAstro Рік тому +10

      This guy is hilarious with a certain degree of dry humor. I’m subscribed to like 4 food bloggers who are low key half food connoisseurs and half comedians 😂😂

  • @armasapee
    @armasapee Рік тому +16

    Guy dissing the plate still ate it and didnt gave the homie enough credit for serving him that much food. Justice for Quandingle.🙏😔

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio 9 місяців тому

      well i dont think west gives justice this days anyway. lol.

  • @SaucyMamas
    @SaucyMamas Рік тому +9

    “At least five hours.” 😂💀 so specific.

    • @DPjulio
      @DPjulio 9 місяців тому

      That not even too bad lol

  • @zombiewombb
    @zombiewombb Рік тому +155

    Bro roasting free food lmao😂I would have torn it up no questions asked

    • @shido_rimru_
      @shido_rimru_ Рік тому +1

      No bodbody cares bro

    • @zombiewombb
      @zombiewombb Рік тому +42

      @@shido_rimru_ you obviously care to type in a 3 week old comment 💀weird ahh

    • @unknownperson3747
      @unknownperson3747 Рік тому

      He rated it doofus☠️ Want you to tell him its the best thing ever? Also no one gives a shit how you would eat it its his opinion! 😂

    • @Nobitches-v7k
      @Nobitches-v7k Рік тому

      DAMN

    • @reasons..
      @reasons.. Рік тому

      ​@@shido_rimru_ you took time to reply with yo goofy ass

  • @Coolness18304
    @Coolness18304 Рік тому +31

    I remember this Chinese food place in the mall here in Detroit about 20 years ago. It was so good, the line would be wrapped around the mall. Price? $4.75.

    • @Ruben-nq3sp
      @Ruben-nq3sp Рік тому

      $4.75? Jesus, how much is that menu nowadays in that area?

  • @OGC558
    @OGC558 Рік тому +22

    When you a teen in the mall, that chinese food a blessing

  • @TriggTheTrainer
    @TriggTheTrainer 9 місяців тому +6

    Good? Slightly! Get you full? Tremendously 😂😂😂

  • @ci7210
    @ci7210 2 місяці тому +2

    Nothing beats cheap Mall Chinese food that ranges from mid to delicious

  • @bryx170
    @bryx170 Рік тому +306

    "The chicken is drier than your girl." 😂

  • @RyRyman
    @RyRyman Рік тому +150

    Bro just talkin💀 everyone knows mall Chinese chicken taste fuego👌🏽

  • @isiahlozano5098
    @isiahlozano5098 Рік тому +182

    The best Chinese/burger joint’s always in the hood aka mom/pop restaurants 💯

    • @beardgang5725
      @beardgang5725 Рік тому +7

      💯💯💯💯

    • @nornornornor9204
      @nornornornor9204 Рік тому +9

      Truth bro. Had a Chinese restaurant near where I grew up that literally just had “China Restaurant” hanging above it and it was the best damn Chinese food you’ll ever taste made by a family that came over here. I’ve tried a bunch of other places and none come even close

    • @assalt18
      @assalt18 Рік тому +3

      Definitely the places where it's the only one in that city been owned by the same people for 30 years be the best places

    • @Ya_moms
      @Ya_moms Рік тому +8

      That hood part is so true. The more an area causes you to instinctively believe your life is in danger, the more the food is gonna buss. It's scientifically factual.

    • @UncannyLiving
      @UncannyLiving Рік тому

      True, but I hate when people say, "These scum asians come into our black neighborhoods and take our business! Why are they here?!" and im just like, because its all they can afford for a building lmao

  • @aemanfatima4478
    @aemanfatima4478 4 місяці тому +1

    "dryer than you girl" I was sipping my tea and I choked on it😭😭

  • @FishWash
    @FishWash Місяць тому +1

    He wasn’t hooking you up, he was getting rid of leftovers 😂

  • @AlyciaRomeo
    @AlyciaRomeo Рік тому +6

    “That chicken is DRIER THAN YO GIRL”… we heard you Kev😂😂😂

  • @bronconumber1fan
    @bronconumber1fan Рік тому +30

    "The chicken is dryer than your girl" 😂😂

  • @zelrius8714
    @zelrius8714 Рік тому +111

    Mall Chinese food is always good.. at least the one near me is. We go so often that we know the workers and everything, my mom even gave gifts to them. And sometimes they give us a little extra or free extra sides because of it.

  • @codycigar6542
    @codycigar6542 Рік тому +3

    Shit slaps when you've been walking around the mall and the hunger hits.

  • @SeanCashMoneyMurphy
    @SeanCashMoneyMurphy 2 місяці тому +1

    When you pop in a Chinese buffet and ask "what's fresh" you're already in trouble.

  • @MrBRAYDEN23
    @MrBRAYDEN23 Рік тому +69

    "The chicken is drier than your girl" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @fabiApologetics
      @fabiApologetics Рік тому

      Its not funny stfu npc

    • @GMM-j92
      @GMM-j92 Рік тому +9

      ikr 😂😂 i thought i was the only one that heard it

    • @GMM-j92
      @GMM-j92 Рік тому

      @SilverSurfer87 but nobody its mentioning it u weirdo

    • @PonagatsoMogano
      @PonagatsoMogano Рік тому

      ​@SilverSurfer87fax bro's tweaking

  • @abyxis
    @abyxis Рік тому +23

    The mall Chinese place we have is actually really damn good and it’s still cheap.

  • @tttoms4763
    @tttoms4763 Рік тому +42

    The only reason I ever go to the mall is for the bourbon chicken and rice. I make it myself, but can't get the sauce exactly right, probably just need to water it down more lol

  • @SquirtTV
    @SquirtTV 4 місяці тому +1

    We had a spot like this in my home town in SoCal, cheap packed plates for 4 bucks in the early 2000s 6 bucks 2010s and closed recently but plates were 8 bucks, we knew it wasn’t the best quality but it was cheap plentiful and the owners treated us good so it was a spot no matter how dry the rice (usually wasn’t because the community kept it busy) was. Just meant for everyday people that might not make to much.

  • @jamiemixxismjohnson4193
    @jamiemixxismjohnson4193 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you so much for always putting out awesome videos!

  • @logannewberger9112
    @logannewberger9112 Рік тому +80

    I’ll get the runs occasionally from chines mall food but it’s always worth how much you get and how little it costs 😅😂

    • @allieboy181
      @allieboy181 Рік тому +5

      That’s why you’re getting the runs my boy. Go to An actual Chinese take out spot lol

    • @freelightyear
      @freelightyear Рік тому

      Chines

  • @RedditWasTheEnemyTheWholeTime
    @RedditWasTheEnemyTheWholeTime Рік тому +7

    Panda Express was part of our bulking routine back in the day. Hit a heavy lift, walk across the parking lot to the Panda Express, load up for like ten bucks.

  • @Dj_SLuRRR317
    @Dj_SLuRRR317 Рік тому +7

    I'm high af, and I would tear that up right now 😂😂

  • @couldntthinkofaname3045
    @couldntthinkofaname3045 Рік тому +2

    My dad would always talk about how the reason why a lot of these Chinese buffet style places are able to sell foods that cheap is because they would buy the ingredients that were about to spoil. Supermarkets tend to sell vegetables and meats cheaper if they're about to go bad.

  • @1998MonroeNYColonial
    @1998MonroeNYColonial Рік тому

    That explosion reaction at 0:41 was funny. LOL

  • @Joso97
    @Joso97 Рік тому +4

    Mall Chinese food lowkey better than the Chinese restaurant at least where I’m at.

  • @serendipitousslim1529
    @serendipitousslim1529 Рік тому +13

    I’ve never had bad mall Chinese lol that shit always hits the spot. I have had (and lived in places) with wayyyyy shittier Chinese takeout than I’ve ever gotten from a mall.
    Far from authentic, and certainly not the best Chinese I’ve ever had, but have yet to be disappointed.

  • @jessieortiz4432
    @jessieortiz4432 Рік тому +104

    I'll still eat that any day

  • @uplynxx7322
    @uplynxx7322 9 місяців тому +2

    That man knew you and said “….I gotchu” 😂

  • @Dhfhucudu
    @Dhfhucudu Рік тому

    From the moment I first saw you eating that chicken, my heart became jealous. Now all it wants is to dissolve in and become a part of you.

  • @emily_stewart
    @emily_stewart Рік тому +7

    It probably varies by mall but my favorite dish from the Chinese place in the food court has always been the bourbon chicken.

  • @XyuPotatoes
    @XyuPotatoes Рік тому +18

    Bro I'm now motivated to find where this is and eat from that place for the rest of my life

  • @Nour-mx2qs
    @Nour-mx2qs Рік тому +5

    Honestly that has (and still is) my favorite place to get Chinese food!! I love mall chinese

  • @thedragonarmy4700
    @thedragonarmy4700 4 місяці тому

    Mall Chinese food hits! Idk what’s up with your mall, orange chicken from the mall is 🔥

  • @Seahawkfan1108
    @Seahawkfan1108 Рік тому

    Nah bro, that right there is a buffet on clearance. That's good eating, I grew up poor so when mom brought home 4 full ass plates of Chinese food like that. We were dining like the gods that night. I'll take your plate if you ain't eating it
    😋😋😋😋😋😋

  • @vang1990
    @vang1990 Рік тому +20

    $10 you can't complain bro.

  • @GETUPPP1
    @GETUPPP1 8 місяців тому +3

    “This chicken is dryer than your gir” got me 😂😂😂

  • @nathanhodgson6056
    @nathanhodgson6056 Рік тому +12

    Seeing all that for $10 knowing I pay £7.50 for my fried rice alone is upsetting lol

    • @seungsooim2183
      @seungsooim2183 9 місяців тому +1

      same lol. sometimes i make it at home but most times i jus dont wana bother

  • @theslowserious9974
    @theslowserious9974 8 місяців тому

    I miss eating the PPMall Chinese food court food that i used to work at. Their food quality standards there are higher due to mall regulation so the food were much better plus every owner have their food quality standards. Still miss their food for the passed 14 years. I've been to many great restaurants but there was something special about my old boss's food..

  • @tyrmorningstar8508
    @tyrmorningstar8508 Рік тому

    Mall Chinese food is like that, it’s either hit or miss, nothing in between. It’s not just alright, it’s either some of the best or disgusting, and I’ve noticed malls that are smaller with most stores shut down or not that popular have the best food in general. When I was in Florida, there was a seafood restaurant inside of a mall in Crystal River. All of the stores had the quality of a child made lemonade stand. The only stores they had that was an actual branded store was K-Mart and GNC and I think a Radio Shack. Everything else was just like a small business type store, most of it was like t-shirt printing or a beauty salon. The building itself was basically a huge circus tent. The restaurant was so good they had to move out of the Mall into an actual restaurant because they got super popular. Another restaurant had to do the same thing, a Steakhouse type restaurant that was in there. Best seafood ever. Never tried the steakhouse.

  • @integrags1
    @integrags1 Рік тому +11

    That food looks bomb! Sometimes you just have a craving for some savory, oily, msg, Chinese food that hits the spot

  • @RvtwrldReacts
    @RvtwrldReacts Рік тому +18

    Looking good for the 10.59

  • @qmoney414
    @qmoney414 Рік тому +9

    This is coming from a dude who said McDonald’s has best chicken nuggets. I swear I don’t ever go based off other ppls taste buds.

  • @KhayreeMiles
    @KhayreeMiles 9 місяців тому

    Hell yeah ❤😂😂😂$10 is love you won't be hungry

  • @theblacksimba6766
    @theblacksimba6766 9 місяців тому

    He’s capping.. mall asian cuisine is forever goated

  • @masmaslil
    @masmaslil Рік тому +4

    I can't sit here and listen to any disrespect towards mall Chinese food

  • @youtubeblockscomments
    @youtubeblockscomments Рік тому +12

    I love Chinese mall food. I used to go there broke as a teen for the “free sampol”

    • @PK.NOiR.7
      @PK.NOiR.7 Рік тому +1

      Hell yeah, my local mall is practically barren nowadays bit the Chinese place stayed strong

  • @introvertedillusion9769
    @introvertedillusion9769 Рік тому +50

    I go to mandarin express and get this much shit and it’s amazing and cheap

  • @TYLERTHECREATOR97
    @TYLERTHECREATOR97 Рік тому

    His reaction to the fried rice had me dying 😂😂

  • @bigmane_yt
    @bigmane_yt 9 місяців тому

    He just casually roasting the food as he eats😂

  • @meotoko77
    @meotoko77 Рік тому +64

    5 hour old rice? Man, that shit is still fresh.

    • @AnthonySalazar-n1x
      @AnthonySalazar-n1x 10 місяців тому

      He a big ass privilege kid who expects 5 star food

    • @jasn939
      @jasn939 7 місяців тому

      they def arent

  • @marcgrat
    @marcgrat Рік тому +13

    Sarku Japan is the goat of Asian mall food. Their teriyaki chicken is goated.

    • @dblshotz75
      @dblshotz75 Рік тому

      Yup. I'd put their chicken teriyaki up against any Michelin 4 star Chinese restaurant

    • @manny5186
      @manny5186 Рік тому

      The goat. No one compares

  • @DaveMillennial
    @DaveMillennial Рік тому +10

    thats not the "THE" mall chinese food. that's just a trash spot at a random mall

  • @datpsychobytch
    @datpsychobytch Рік тому +1822

    I hate when people know damn well they like the food but they still want to complain… I guarantee you he still ate the full thing 🙄

    • @kadigirl9281
      @kadigirl9281 Рік тому +53

      😂😂😂😂😂True

    • @TheEieieiei222
      @TheEieieiei222 Рік тому

      You’ve got low standards so everybody does. Just because the sight of a sugary glaze makes you salivate doesn’t mean it tastes good. If its bad, I ain’t eating it, and I’m not making TikTok cash like this guy is.

    • @jemetiuswade1461
      @jemetiuswade1461 Рік тому +117

      On God no way he threw any of that away. That shit be BUSSIN

    • @Prod_Venny
      @Prod_Venny Рік тому

      when u hungry, u gone eat regardless if it's ass or not.
      plus he a reviewer, if he say it's ass, it's probably for the best.

    • @lbxryder686
      @lbxryder686 Рік тому +48

      5.8 is average so yeah I’m pretty sure he ate it, he probably just doesn’t recommend it if your looking for better quality. It’s a food review stop getting in your feelings bud

  • @zomatic7279
    @zomatic7279 Рік тому +4

    Their goal is to not make awesome amazing quality food for 10$ out of cheap ingredients, i also bet it tastes damn good especially knowing you got it for 10$

    • @BLAD3Zdj
      @BLAD3Zdj Рік тому

      Agreed bro some food is shit and we shit food

  • @drummerAVA
    @drummerAVA 2 місяці тому +1

    Tired of all these places that serve you gristly pieces of meat that they probably wouldn’t even eat themselves… lol
    I heard something in a sandwich shop one time, guy behind the counter training a new employee… “if you look at the food and you wouldn’t eat it, don’t serve it.” Man, I GREATLY appreciated that and went there all the time, afterwards…

  • @jacobhuett4222
    @jacobhuett4222 Рік тому +1

    God bless you!🙏🙏🙏🙏♥️

  • @ThePeytonLeigh
    @ThePeytonLeigh 4 місяці тому

    “What’s fresh”
    “Quick let me distract you so I don’t have to admit that none of it is fresh.”

  • @Gunships.
    @Gunships. 9 місяців тому

    when people are struggling and poor we dont care what we eat we happy with any food we can get, i'd be so happy with that

  • @larjasoul
    @larjasoul 8 місяців тому

    Chinese brother here. Mall Chinese food is its own epic cuisine. It's so good *because* it's so bad.
    Chicken : Breading ratio is 1 : 5?
    = W
    Can feel the exact shape of your arteries while eating?
    = W
    Chicken is dunked in sauce with more sugar that literal candy?
    = W
    Them garlicky greenbeans?
    = W
    Mall Chinese food is a 10. 10/10 bad, to the point where it's 10/10 good. Touches the mf heart.

  • @Famousfifty8
    @Famousfifty8 4 місяці тому

    When they are willing to load up the plate like that, you know its been sitting there since 10am

  • @baul104
    @baul104 Рік тому

    There is a hack for the undone fried rice: Place fried rice in a ziploc bag; sprinkle little water in the bag, but don't add too much; place the whole bag on microwavable-safe cover before placing it in the microwave; heat it up for 2 minutes until done; the bag is hot, so be careful when handling the hot bag; finally, either scoop some rice with the big spoon and place it in the bowl or plate or you can pour the fried rice in the bowl or on the plate.
    Let me know if this helps.

  • @winzlow125
    @winzlow125 6 місяців тому

    I thought sesame chicken for mall Chinese was fife until I had bourbon chicken at another mall, life changing. Fr considering driving 4 hours to have it one more time with my wife 😂

  • @Ob33toUchiha28
    @Ob33toUchiha28 Рік тому +1

    Lmaoooo I’m Asian and I don’t even eat Chinese food with chopsticks 😂😂😂😂

  • @Krypto244
    @Krypto244 10 місяців тому

    Nah mall Chinese food as a kid was always 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MasegoRacoco
    @MasegoRacoco 5 місяців тому

    Vegetarian order for me😂❤❤ looking appropriate though

  • @2ndpartycrasher954
    @2ndpartycrasher954 6 місяців тому

    You know you bodied that plate with a smile.

  • @3500camarz
    @3500camarz Рік тому

    Dude be living life on the edge eating all that with a clean white shirt!

  • @rahamlatif2498
    @rahamlatif2498 6 місяців тому

    Its affordable. I’m usually there on fridays for some community work and I grab it occasionally.

  • @elbeachu2
    @elbeachu2 Рік тому +1

    The Hits are vegetables and misses are rat, cat and Pigeon 😂😂

  • @sp26890
    @sp26890 8 місяців тому

    You know this food coma size portion - he definitely used you as a bin to getvrid of extras that may not be sold by the end of the day 😂😂

  • @kevinpratt8476
    @kevinpratt8476 10 місяців тому

    Kevin, I wish I could meet you cause I think it would be an interesting conversation. You do a great job with your content. Keep up the good work. Hope you’re doing well.

  • @YB-Posty2499
    @YB-Posty2499 Рік тому

    It’s actually bomb asf where I’m from in South Carolina but only get it if you love Chinese food 😂💯

  • @ClevelandDiehard
    @ClevelandDiehard 9 місяців тому

    “Piling high” is an unnecessary detail but I’ll rock with it 💯

  • @jozefsirec539
    @jozefsirec539 9 місяців тому

    Thats 2 meals right there, not bad for people who may be struggling to eat. 9/10 for value.

  • @Watchingchap
    @Watchingchap 9 місяців тому

    Get when it’s first made which can be tricky.Some of the opening food is from yesterday.So usually right after lunch rush when they are forced to make fresh food.

  • @Ydce1891
    @Ydce1891 Рік тому

    The store has been closed for forever but growing up our mall had the best Chinese restaurant. It was a little mom and pop shop but the food was amazing. The other Chinese food options around here aren’t good